Pope Benedict, the Vatican's goldmedal winner in cosmic table tennis, says "Eat your heart out, Phelps!"
Commander Craig | Homepage | 08.19.08 - 1:12 pm | #

When we say universal Church, we mean Universal.
Criffton | Homepage | 08.19.08 - 1:14 pm | #

The sequel to WALL-E: BEN-E!
David B. | 08.19.08 - 1:24 pm | #

You gotta love the new Popemobile!
David B. | 08.19.08 - 1:25 pm | #

Blessed Extra-terrestrial New-frontier Evangelistic Deployment Initiative Class T.
David B. | 08.19.08 - 1:29 pm | #

I'm really terrible at photoshop.
umm | 08.19.08 - 6:18 pm | #

Zis iz ze last time I let Archbsp. Piero Marini advise me on where to go for a really out of zis world vacation!
Linda Cacpal | 08.19.08 - 6:25 pm | #

Deer Vroders und Zisters, Zank you for tuning into Vatican Radio coming to you live via zee Dune Buggy satellite.
St. Peter's Helpers | Homepage | 08.19.08 - 7:51 pm | #

What is impossible for man, is possible for God and God's people.
oremus | Homepage | 08.19.08 - 7:58 pm | #

Finally, a chance to use this saturno for what it was designed for...
Andrew H. | Homepage | 08.19.08 - 8:20 pm | #

Tho Im not the judge, I pick David B's captions :)
Anna Maria | 08.19.08 - 8:21 pm | #

Mercedes Benz gives Pope Benedict their newest model, the Doctrine Defender, which has the latest laservision-heresy-defeating telescope. It runs on battery-powered cells charged by the spirit of the new evangelization. It has a vacuum cleaning devise sweeping up the chaff called relativists, pulverizing them with a ping-pong-like flattening instrument.
St. Peter's Helpers | Homepage | 08.19.08 - 9:24 pm | #

**Possibly over the line, but I'll give it a go anyways**

Mars (AmP)--Pope Benedict shocked onlookers today as he took first prize in Archbishop Don Magic Juan's "First Annual International Pimpin' Competition."

(for those that don't know, http://www.thebishop.us/)
Jimi Hahn | Homepage | 08.19.08 - 9:28 pm | #

Pope Benedict gets a tour of the location for the new fake womenpriest seminary.
Jeremy | 08.19.08 - 9:36 pm | #

David B. wins! =)
AmericanPapist | Homepage | 08.19.08 - 11:35 pm | #

See, there IS intelligent life in outer space!

Hey, David B stole my idea, about the new PopeMobile! ;-)
That means he gets my vote!
Panda Rosa | 08.20.08 - 12:01 am | #

After 700 years of soul searching, Wall-E is received into the Catholic Church by the Pope himself.
Michael | 08.20.08 - 3:04 am | #

Panda,

Heh, well the "intelligent life in outer space" was going to be my comment ... so, you get my vote! :-)
Aelric | 08.20.08 - 10:59 am | #

Thanks all!

Does this we get to play the national anthem?
David B. | 08.20.08 - 3:30 pm | #

Take me to your leader!
Pauline Kasper | 08.20.08 - 4:42 pm | #

I meant, "Does this mean that we get to play the national anthem?"


I just want to say that this win proves that you shouldn't let your age define your goals. (sorry, Dara Torres.)
David B. | 08.20.08 - 6:49 pm | #