"Execute order 66"
David B. | 10.08.08 - 12:08 pm | #

The pope refused to be put in a box. The Cardinals did anyway.
David B. | 10.08.08 - 12:09 pm | #

#1: Upon hearing of Summorum Pontificum, the Blessed Mother took several of her children to the cry room.

#2: Is everything OK, your holiness? You seem a little blue.

#3: We're all stars now/ in the Pope show.

#4: Okay, everyone get together by hat color! Reds to the front, Purples to the back!

#5: Vatican movie theatre screens leave a lot to be desired.
WhollyRoamin'Catholic | Homepage | 10.08.08 - 12:12 pm | #

"You- in der front- I zee you napping.....Schnell!"
Gerard E. | 10.08.08 - 12:47 pm | #

"Cardinals to the front of me, Bishops to the back; here I am, caught in the middle ... "

To the tune of

"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right ... "
Aelric | 10.08.08 - 12:52 pm | #

Gentlemen, please turn to page 100 and continue!
Pauline Kasper | 10.08.08 - 2:17 pm | #

In one of the more unusual sessions of the Synod on the Word, Church officials are asked to beta test the world's first black & white plasma TV.
msproule | 10.08.08 - 3:32 pm | #

"I am the Successor of Peter. You will implement Summorum Pontificum . Resistance is futile."
Aelric | 10.08.08 - 4:17 pm | #

Unknown to the bishops, Benedict had installed two-way screens. They're not watching him, he's watching them!

Ha! You two in ze back ... vat is dat magazine you're hiding in the pages of "Jesus of Nazareth"?!
Linda Cacpal | 10.08.08 - 5:43 pm | #

These captions are so funny!! I needed a good laugh today!
Lisa Julia Photography LLC | Homepage | 10.08.08 - 5:47 pm | #

Extra credit class at the synod:Bishop 101
Y | 10.08.08 - 5:52 pm | #

New security measures may have gotten alittle carried away.
O | 10.08.08 - 5:54 pm | #

Bad Bishops forced to hear the entire synod over again on video tape...mandatory exam follows.
A | 10.08.08 - 5:58 pm | #

Vatican spies.
z | 10.08.08 - 6:02 pm | #

Secret, elite Bishop's club critiques the Pope's teachings.
F | 10.08.08 - 6:07 pm | #

Bishop detention.
anonymous | 10.08.08 - 6:26 pm | #

The Pope taking ROMANS 16:17&18 to heart.
V | 10.08.08 - 6:32 pm | #

Contagious Bishops.
H | 10.08.08 - 6:36 pm | #

Aelric, I can't improve on your comment.
Panda Rosa | 10.08.08 - 11:01 pm | #

#1 "Do not attempt to adjust your set. I control the vertical. I control the horizontal."

#2 During Synod breaks, many of the prelates liked to watch reruns of Dr Who. Here they're enjoying The Key to Time series, from the Tom Baker era.
larryd | Homepage | 10.09.08 - 8:33 am | #

The Wannabee Pope class listens to new Papal teaching,"How I Be Pope. Follow Me and Walk This Way, For I am Meek and Gentle of Heart."
Saint Bonaventure | 10.09.08 - 12:30 pm | #

Now put your thinking caps on...
atheling | 10.09.08 - 2:31 pm | #

Hey WRC-I like yours!

But they're all good-and i REAAAALY need a laught today!
irishgirl | 10.10.08 - 11:42 am | #

But wait, there's more. Order now and I'll throw in the white cap absolutely free.
Anon | 10.21.08 - 12:13 am | #