When I worked in a parish, there was an older priest in residence. Among his daily tasks was ensuring that the Holy Water font was kept full. One day, he shuffled by my office and said, "I've got to go make Holy Water."

I responded, off the cuff, "Father, isn't it easier to make water holy, than to make holy water?"
Tim Ferguson | 02.22.08 - 11:27 am | #

Can I use this in my aquarium to raise Holy Mackerel?
Or let my cow drink it? She's a Holy Cow, her milk's used to make Swiss cheese, you know, the kind with...
hee hee hee
Panda Rosa | 02.22.08 - 12:23 pm | #

Someone could really 'urn' their way to heaven quite easily at this parish . . .
Teep | 02.22.08 - 1:04 pm | #

I went with Psalm 42: My soul thirst for you, O Lord, like a deer for running streams.
Bro. AJK | Homepage | 02.22.08 - 4:43 pm | #

"You can lead your flock to the water, but you can't make them drink from it."
Nathan | Homepage | 02.22.08 - 11:21 pm | #

I would say we need to concoct a way to differentiate ourselves, but you have a homepage and I do not. That should prevent confusion. Great name, though. :)
Nathan | 02.23.08 - 3:07 am | #

"The fires of hell will not prevail against you, for I have equipped you with this handy-dandy fire extinguishing kit!"
IHS | 02.23.08 - 4:13 am | #

Gotta be prepared just in case B16 decides to turn water into beer...
GW | 02.25.08 - 10:08 am | #

Come to the water!
Pauline Kasper | 02.28.08 - 1:45 pm | #