AmericanPapist Comments
I think they're Chinese.
oh. how do you know?
After running it past several test audiences, the BBC abandons its plans to revise the design of the Daleks.
Looks like a terrific way to run down freedom protestors on large, open paved areas. You know, like, Tianamen Square or something.
Doesn't it strike you that the easiest way to combat a guy with a gun on a Segway (they are spelled differently from 'segue,' no?) is not to run away from him, but to get him rocking back and forth by running in circles around him? Using this method, can't you get close enough to turn the power, and thus the gyroscope, off? For any of you who live in DC or have been to DC lately, I cite the Segway-tours of downtown as a clear example of why these things are about as practical for crowd control as "attack hampsters," or highly-trained daffodils.
However, perhaps I'm too quick to judge. I mean, won't they offset those orange and purple pantaloons nicely? I mean, wouldn't a ceremonial battle-axe look positively regal right next to one of these things?
Look Mom!...no hands!
The revenge of the nerds...rollin' rollin' rollin'...no bikes for tykes here...orthometer's parish parking lot "skater dude" problem, solved...Father's warning, " Anyone planning on leaving Mass early?...well, don't even think about it,'cause I've got a big surprise for you!...now, GO in PEACE!"
You just know that these were the neighborhood bullies with squirt guns and skateboards a few years ago....
"Oh, there's I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII wheels on our segways..."
Love your comment, Teep! "Attack hamsters", love to see that! Maybe the best thing against these guys?
Mercy! I almost split a gut looking at that picture.
It's......the Segway Squad
Hey! Hey! We're tHe Monkees!
Wouldn't they all fall over backwards when they fire their weapons?
Attack hampsters: Brilliant!
Now, if we can only get the enemy to fight us on a concrete pad somewhere!
Here's another idea, General. We'll put bright emblems on the front of our helmets to make us easy targets. Then not every solder will want a Segway.
Motorcycles? Motorcycles? We don't need no stinkin motorcycles.
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