Suddenly, a knock came from the closed door.

"Achtung! Achtung!" cried the Holy Father.

"Bitte schweigen Sie" (please be quiet) B16 proclaimed.

Five minutes later the two Jehovah Witnesses left thinking no one was home.
Fr John Trigilio Jr | Homepage | 10.13.07 - 1:18 am | #

Hahaha! That was money, Father.
Thomas | 10.13.07 - 12:11 pm | #

I think there's a hilarious joke comparing this situation to Chris Angel's Mindfreak from the Discovery Channel in here somewhere, but I can't find a way to phrase it without sounding sacrilegious, lol.
Jimi Hahn | 10.13.07 - 1:10 pm | #

Displaying perfect forearm topspin, Pope Benedict declares that the new Vatican City Bowling Lanes are going to go right there.
PMcGrath | 10.13.07 - 8:43 pm | #

I'm varning you, open that door and a tventy-foot dove vill come through! Remember that bishop who opened the vindows in his office?
Panda Rosa | 10.13.07 - 10:14 pm | #

It's almost wintertime! Someone caulk up the crack in that door!

(sorry, new, firsttime homeowner here...)
Tim Ferguson | 10.14.07 - 8:03 am | #