Whoever thought four popes is better than one should read up on their history...;-)
David B. | 05.23.08 - 5:36 pm | #

"We've also got 'Papal Visit' the flamethrower!!! The kids love it!"

Those things remind me of the doll from Space Balls that says "May the Schwartz be with you!"
captainbozo | 05.23.08 - 6:45 pm | #

"Several very bold Chinese Catholics made fireworks during the Chinese New Year with these miniature exploding Pope Benedicts."
Jimi Hahn | 05.23.08 - 8:00 pm | #

One more candidate for the Leaflet Missal catalogue. Get your B16 ornament today and get the Padre Pio watch absolutely free!
Commander Craig | Homepage | 05.23.08 - 9:24 pm | #

Even as atheists and heretics lie awake and fretting, the Holy Father works in secret long into the night, confirming their worst fears. "Go, mein kleine minions, go und inflict all the populace vith the Holy Spirit!"
Panda Rosa | 05.23.08 - 10:41 pm | #

Is it just me, or do they look more like Johnny Carson in robes?
LPA | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 8:50 am | #

New from the Vatican:Papal dental floss...
jcd | 05.24.08 - 12:23 pm | #

These are "TRUTH detectors". The little antenna raises up when heresies and liturgical abuses are detected.
Michelle | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 4:12 pm | #

So if you pull the string, does the HF make the sign of the cross? Or is it a kung-fu action grip?
Bull | Homepage | 05.25.08 - 9:25 am | #

They're cute! What are they?
Pauline Kasper | 05.25.08 - 12:19 pm | #

Albinos can be more than monks!
WhollyRoamin'Catholic | Homepage | 05.25.08 - 5:15 pm | #

I want one for my tree!!!
Jim | 05.26.08 - 12:15 pm | #

In a intriguing move, the Vatican has invented a Holy-water bottle that explodes upon contact with an especially sinful person. Crates were sent by special order to Congress.
David B. | 05.26.08 - 11:33 pm | #

well done, jcd! :)
AmericanPapist | Homepage | 05.27.08 - 2:13 am | #

One little, two little, three little Benedicts ... :)
Niall Mor | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 5:37 pm | #