The Holy Father, touring the set of the new "Teletubbies" movie emphatically declared that neither Tinky Winky nor Po is colored amaranth red.
Tim Ferguson | 08.02.07 - 9:16 am | #

Subject still under surveillance... Nothing further to report.
Contra | Homepage | 08.02.07 - 9:18 am | #

"In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, Papa Benedict!'"
Jimi Hahn | 08.02.07 - 6:42 pm | #

B16 shows why he's pope by hugging the inside corner of Le Jardin's infamous 3d curve.
Edward Peters | Homepage | 08.02.07 - 7:50 pm | #

Ve told you Vatican City vas going green. This is vhere they store all the grass clippings.
Panda Rosa | 08.02.07 - 11:59 pm | #

lol! great contributions. i especially love yours, Panda Rosa. :)
AmericanPapist | Homepage | 08.03.07 - 1:09 am | #

After inspecting the purported apparition site, the Holy Father declined to say whether the Vatican would give its sanction to the phenomenon that has come to be called "Our Lady of the Grassy Wedges."
brassband | 08.03.07 - 6:18 pm | #

The caption writer utterly fails to come up with a good line involving the Pope and golf.
PMcGrath | 08.04.07 - 5:12 pm | #

The Holy Father is being debriefed on the recent strike by the Vatican Landscapers Union. The two Monsignors walking behind the pontiff do not realize that they will be mowing lawns for the rest of the month.
Fr John Trigilio Jr | Homepage | 08.06.07 - 2:37 pm | #

The first papal visit to Middle- Earth. Pope Benedict is seen here visiting the Hobbit.
Travis D. | 08.06.07 - 9:30 pm | #

Breaking news: A giant, grassy hill has entered the Vatican, nearly gaining access to Pope Benedict XVI. Security guards later bowled over the hill. At no time was the Pope in any danger.
Diane | Homepage | 08.07.07 - 9:31 pm | #