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Ebony and Ivory...
und zeen chico punzed...
After hearing about the music at the Washington DC papal visit, Georg promised a good caning to the party responsible and hobbled away to find them.
Hokus Pokus Hans Kung Disappear
"Join me, and I can show you how to overcome death."
Another episode of Spy vs. Spy
'Then I put my hands on the guy's head, like this, and hey presto he's a bishop!'
"So there I was, Georg, wrestling the bear with my bare hands like this..."
"Yeah, yeah. You always tell that story, Joseph. I'm going to go grab a pint of weissbier."
"The fish was this big Georg"
"ya ya sure little brother"
"C'mon, Georg, how can you say Roger Moore was better than Sean Connery?"
You see Georg, I told you, the grass is always greener on the otherside!
"You aren't the boss of me, bruder."
"Vell, actually I am. Let me go through the theology again...."
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Sorry, but it has to be said:
The blind leading the loose-and-bind.
" I Bless you, my LITTLE ANGEL... you might be a little small, but you are so very wise and so very powerful. Thank you for all your help." ........(seems to be a competition with you at Fr.Longenknecker's...)NO STEALING!
I SEE ALL THOSE BLOGS ARE FROZEN...COME HOLY SPIRIT, AND MELT THE ICEY,COLD SITEMETER!BUT IN THE MEANTIME, PERHAPS NOW THEY'LL SPEND SOMETIME IN PRAYER.
Once I lay hands on him, he won't need that cane anymore.
"Don't try to deny it, Georg . . . you had your hands around my neck, just like this."
"For Heaven's sake, Josef, that was seventy years ago!"
"And at long last, Georg, I forgive you."
"You forgive me?! But Josef, you started it! Don't you remember?"
" ... und you zhould haff zeen ze snake zhey showed me in Auztralia. Eet vas zzzzis thick und ze scales ver zzzzat big!"
"Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky; try to take over the world."
...and Georg takes the lead!
"Watch, Georg,
If I concentrate hard enough, I can shoot lightning bolts from my fingertips."
Vher did zee piano go?
Papa Benedetto displays his air piano technique to his brother, Fr. Georg.
Fr. G: Are you sure Liberace started zis vay?
Papa B: Ov course, he had huge candelabria & a brother named George also.
:)
"Pell zid not vant me to carry zee koalas because zey had claws like zis."
So vat else is new, George?
Ze dessert vaz zis big....
I can't dance/ I can't talk/ the only thing about me is the way that I walk . . .
Papa Benedict: (singing) "A-B-C-D-E-F-G..."
Father Georg: "Ah, good Joseph, again vith the air piano, I can alvays tell. But isn't it 'Tvinkle, Tvinkle Little Star'?"
I CAN dance...I CAN sing...I CAN do just about anything...You know, I never thought I'd say it... but I miss that little papist blogger dude... how about you, Georg?... No? Well, let us say a pray for him anyway that he has a safe and fun vacation and that he takes alot of time to pray, o.k.? Do we have too?
Papa practices his walking, talking, chewing gum, praying and TEXT MESSAGING all at the same time and with no accidents along the way ( which is alot better than around here were everyone is running their cars off the roads )
"First you break an egg..."
Did I ever tell you that growing up I always wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex?
MARCO.....POLO......MARCO....
Love bill912's comment! If only it could be so!
MICHAELGABRIEL, you think Papa's angel is friends with Bishop Sheen's famous little unseen friend? ;-)
NARF!!
Love all the comments!
Brassband & Al are my faves :) ! Viva Papa & Mons. Georg!
"The piece I played yesterday on the piano sounded like this ..."
Yes, that's right, Georg...Thomas is his name...he's the one in the blogosphere that incites the people to take jabs at us...don't worry though...we are keeping our eyes on this one. And his Father too!
"No, really! The one that got away was this big!"
Ves Georg, I vunt to vust shake Thomas at AmericanPapist too...vay too long vitout a vew post. Danka.
"Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky; evening prayer, a rosary, maybe play some euchre, night prayer .."
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