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Please be fully clothed and fully limbed
Anyone entering the basilica with a severed leg or humerus must pay 2 Euros for a paper one.
What do they have against lederhosen?
News photo: Vandals damage the Vatican's poster protesting a new law requiring unisex restrooms.
Please do not take off prosthetic limb within Vatican walls. gratzi!
"And if thy right leg scandalize thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee. It is better for thee having one leg to enter into life, than having two legs to be cast into hell fire."
Even though you only have one leg, missy; don't come in here half naked!
You know, I still can't tell what clothes are actually permitted.
No paper dolls allowed.
The assorted Vatican paper dolls left something to be desired...
Angelica was sorry to inform her father that, while she was complying with the "no blue clothes allowed" rule, his pants were a violation.
Anyone else wondering what is the real message of this sign? I think the kid in pink's confused look sums it up well.
From the red X om the sign, I'm assuming it means "No Half-Bathing Suits or Falling Apart People Allowed Here".
No legs, no shoulders, no service.
Instruction in the arcane rules of the game of foursquare as played in the Vatican. Illustrated is the "Swiss Guard" variant, in which each player is issued a red pike with which to bounce the ball into the other squares, and fend off other players' pikes. Inexpert players often lose body parts.
No hillbilly lepers aloud.
Vatican's version of "One of these things is not like the others".
No one-legged swimming farming barmaids permitted at ANY time.
You should have seen signs I through IX.
No women,and no men allowed. Also, no men or women who have given their arm or their leg for the Church or other wise allowed.
LOL, Panda Rosa!
No doubles tennis allowed on the Vatican grounds
Red sashes must be worn by everone not dressed in lederhosen.
I'm afraid to point this out to the Vatican, but just because you put up a sign forbidding entry, the Church is full of falling apart people! I see it every Sunday! :)
The body of Christ cannot exist with all its parts.
"We heal souls here, not bodies. If you need Confession, we can help. If your leg falls off, you're on your own."
It's true! A trip to Rome does cost you an arm and a leg! HA! HA! HA!
"The basillica is not accessible"
I'm glad that I could cause some smile. :o)
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