"I got an idea. How about a coffee-table book about coffee tables?"
Scott W. | Homepage | 03.28.08 - 9:06 pm | #

"Anozher tulip? Or is that a gladiola? Vhas is all das?" Next time make sure you take all the dried flowers out of the pages before you share your books with Il Papa.
Panda Rosa | 03.29.08 - 12:16 am | #

Papa Benedetto checks out the official copy of the list of those he will be excommunicating while on his trip to the USA.

"I hope they don't realize that at the Roast I am planning for them they will really be roasted."
Al | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 3:55 am | #

"Holy Father, this is the proposed master menu for all of the state banquets that will be held during your U.S. trip. Appetizers are on page one, the entrées are on pages two to four, and the beer list runs from page five to seventy . . ."
Diego | 03.29.08 - 7:24 am | #

My eyes were closed in this one!
kmerian | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 11:11 am | #

Holiness, here is your agenda for your visit to New York and Washington!
Pauline Kasper | 03.30.08 - 12:17 pm | #