AmericanPapist Comments
"The Lord giveth, after taking 2.9% off the top."
The Acton Institute finally receives canonical approval to run its own parish.
What was it that Jesus did about the money-changers in the temple? Oh, that's right.
(Andrew beat me to it, but...)
Intercom: "Um, sir, there's a bearded gentleman in a robe with, like, some kind of rope-whip-thing out here to see you..."
Joel Osteen's home parish
"The Money Shop. We sell money. How much does it cost? The exact amount you're buying -- minus a commission, of course!"
"What's that upstairs?"
"Oh, that's the God Church."
Zebedee and Judas parish, est. 1892.
Jesus Saves
At last! Serving two masters made easy.
Sign #4,912 The End Is Nigh...
This must be what a church looked like back when selling indulgences was the style of the time.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
Talk about the Gospel of Prosperity!
At Jordan's Bank the interest pays,
but leave it in for thirty days,
or pay substantial penalties
early withdrawal demands a fee...
This loaded very slowly from top to bottom on my monitor this morning, so the punchline was perfectly timed. Pretty sad, though.
"Who says man can't serve two masters??"
The Church of England tries a new market-facing strategy, as selling out to Muslims and embracing sin as normative fail to pack the pews.
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