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Gravatar Habit & Half-track: Halfway to Heaven.


Gravatar Watch out Father, behind you!


Gravatar suddenly church militant had a whole new meaning


Gravatar The harvest is plenty, but laborers are few.


Gravatar When I get back, God forgive me, I'm gonna clobber Br. James! He NEVER fills up the halltrack after his Communion calls.


Gravatar The half track is a WWII German Kettenkard light tractor. The Kettenkrad still has a German camouflage pattern and I don't know if it still has the German army insignia cross.


Gravatar Some monastaries revert to military drones to ensure their members observe their daily rosary walk.


Gravatar The crew found the perfect scenographic spot for the penance scene in the modernized re-make of "The Mission"


Gravatar Disgusted with himself, Brother Jimbo is now forced to walk all the way back to the monastery because he forgot his wallet.


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Gravatar "Ok, ready for the spring counter-offensive. Hello? Anybody here?"


Gravatar ...and they shall beat their Kettenkrads into plowshares.


Gravatar Wheat ... weed ... wheat ... weed ... wheat ... weed ... yo, angel, you getting this down?


Gravatar "Very funny, Brother Linus, I saw you jump off the back after that last big bump! You can lie flat all you want, but it doesn't change a thing, I AM taking you back to the abbey! Do you hear me, Brother Linus? Brother?.... Brother?...."


Gravatar And in one nanosecond the Nazi decided to follow the Nazarene.


Gravatar I told the Superior my sandals work just fine.


Gravatar Where's Julie Andrews now that I need her>


Gravatar If it weren't for the beard, I'd say that's one of the monks where I live! But the Clear Creek Benedictines are required to shave...


Gravatar to Mary Catherine: maybe he's looking for his razor? ;-)


Gravatar Father's Bad Day #017............Having just run out of gas for the 8th time this week during his daily patrol of the grounds in search of space aliens and UFO sitings, Fr. Otto now receives a disappointing text message from the ORTHOMETER. His job application for the newly created punk SOB skater DUDE parking lot guard patrol was rejected...( by the parish council, no less ) Sad and dejected, he heads to the chapel to pray for consolation for he was so hoping to start a new life in Utah.sob sob...


Gravatar Protecting Ireland from leprechaun heretics.




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