Oye!
It could be worse, think of merging Nintendo Donkey Konga technology with breast implants.
It could be worse, think of merging Nintendo Donkey Konga technology with breast implants.
If they merged Oddworld, I might be first in line.
Mr Shakes will have his own MP3 implant. Volume will vary according to how excited he is...
That is really disturbing.
What's up with the comment that breast implants are "decorative?" Breasts certainly serve a purpose; breast implants can make a woman feel more confident and can actually make breast cancer easier to detect (it's difficult to get a good mamogram if your breasts are small). I know the benifits of plastic surgury are debatable -- but plastic surgury to turn yourself into a stereo?
This is a little too stepford for me. A little too fembot. It creeps me out, frankly.
Maybe I'm being over-sensitive.
Sounds like something that moron that The Register rags on would make up. He's the one all for planting chips inside people so they can turn on the lights automatically when they walk in a room, or broadcast their emotions to their spouse (talk about raising the divorce rate!).
Oh, what is his name? El Reg refers to him as "Captain Cyborg"....
I'm sorry, but this sounds like something only a man (and an engineer at that) would dream up!
(It also strikes me as just ridiculous!)
See now, the story about the Real Dolls didn't bug me at all but this one gets me.
According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
Yeah, because what use could a woman's breats possibly be to her since they exist only to benefit observers? In that case, I want a pair tricked out to shoot acid at people who say stuff like that.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.
OMG! 
What would they be called, iTits? iBoobies?
(It also strikes me as just ridiculous!)
To say the least!
In that case, I want a pair tricked out to shoot acid at people who say stuff like that.
You know, I am loathe to admit this, because it reveals the true depth of my geekitude, but Mr. Shakes, our friend Mickey Mouse, and I were going to play a Marvel Comics role-playing game, and you could either be an existing superhero, or make up your own, and I harrassed them endlessly by insisting I wanted to be a superhero named Lactacia whose superpower was shooting acid out of her breasts. They accused me of not taking the game seriously enough and refused to play, lol.
I wanted to be a superhero named Lactacia
LOL!
Speaking of superheros, everybody check out these unintentionally hilarious comic book covers!
Geeky indeed!!!
Before you know it, we'll be able to watch "Pimp My Boobs" on MTV.
Don't call me until my boobs can do the housework.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "surround sound", huh? All that an' pillows too!
Geeky indeed!!!
I keep telling you.... 
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Words fail me.
Bwah hah hah hah hah!
Though I have to say, isn't the "tweaking the nipples as if they were radio tuners" something that really ought to be discouraged? Ow.
I didn't read this article, but I saw one about this earlier today, and it talked about more practical application like heart or blood pressure monitors, of course the stories are just going to focus on the MP3 players.
yea, this energy could be used for good, not stupid.
Call me when they become removeable, size adjustable. One size for work, one for the bar and one for playing golf/running. Now, that would be useful.
Call me when they become removeable, size adjustable.
Top ten list:
10, The Hooters - well, anything by them really.
9, Dr Hook "Cover of the Rolling Stone"
8, Psychedalic Furs "Pretty in Pink"
7, Hunters & Collectors "Do You See What I see?"
6, Malcolm McLaren "Something's Jumping In Your Shirt"
5, J Geils Band "Centrefold"
4, Thompson Twins "Hold Me Now"
3, Quiet Riot "Come On Feel The Noise"
2, Sarah McLachlan "Fumbling Towards Ecstacy"
1, Bikini Kill "Suck My Left One".
That's even better!
Hmmmm...you all remember the memorable scene from Mike Myers movie...very dangerous boobs!
Where are they going to put the subwoofer
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Well, I suppose this would discourage the downloading of illegal mp3's. Confiscating the evidence would be a bitch.
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