Is this like the "One weekend a month, two weeks a year" you spend in the National Guard? Maybe we should send those retirees to Iraq as greeters.
"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the fairy to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt... which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say! Now where were we... oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt... which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."
Crap. "Fairy" should have been "Ferry." Damn you, Lance Bass! You ruined my bit!
I took a fairy to Shelbyville once. We had a good time.
The movie version, with Bruce Willis and Jake Gyllenhaal, should be hitting screens in a month or so.
Since the F.B.I.seems to have nothing important to do,may I suggest that they investigate the Palestinean taxi drivers living in Canada's high arctic.Who knows they might be plotting to blow up the old radar stations left over from the cols war.
I took a fairy to Shelbyville once. We had a good time.
Did you go to the gay district? They have the best bakeries there.
Did you go to the gay district? They have the best bakeries there.
Totally. And we bought shoes!
Operation Get Off My Lawn, You Whippersnappers!
Priceless headline, Sis. 
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