Uh, maybe I'm spelling this wrong, but how about the Shit Zoo?
yes i agree with Anthony. the animal is aptly named for generating and eating it's own sh ummmpoop.
Technically, it's Shih Tzu. I think we'll need a ruling as to whether it's bigger than Blair-sized poodle. 
What other breeds (bigger than a poodle) do you think would be appropriate?
Douchehound.
I knew how to spell it. I was going for the joke.
But "Douchehound" is ten times funnier than the joke I was trying to make.
Douchehound.
Our front-runner.
Why is the assumption that Blair is not a standard poodle. He's far too much of a pandering ass to be a toy or even a miniature poodle. Then again, Bush is probably unaware that there is such a thing as a standard.
Despite it being one of my favorite breeds, I'm going to have to say Blair is more like a rough collie, as the AKC notes: His willingness to work closely with his master makes him an excellent performance or service dog.
That about sums it up, non?
I know it's off topic: But that is one cute, happy dog.
What's that dog that rolls around in his own shit to keep cool?
Oh. Right. A pig.
Why is the assumption that Blair is not a standard poodle.
Because he's a lapdog.
the problem with this is that with the exception of a pretend breeds
douchehound fucking brilliant
i like dogs as much as i loathe blair.
maybe we could call him bush's goldfish. he's got that whole scaly bug eye thing going and he's about to be flushed down the toilet of the middle east, prior to being sent to the septic tank of history. . .
douchehound fucking brilliant
That's why I get paid the big bucks!
Because it can't be said enough: Douchehound!!!
God, there's no point in anybody even trying anymore.
Despite it being one of my favorite breeds, I'm going to have to say Blair is more like a rough collie
As the owner of a wonderful rough collie, I must take great exception to your comparison.
For one thing, collies have an incredibly sweet and gentle disposition and would never be in favor of pre-emptively attacking another country.
I did hesitate, Dave, as I have been a collie fancier for many years. But one of the hallmarks of a good collie is that they will do what they are trained to do, pretty much every time they are asked to do it. I don't malign the breed. In fact, if Blair were actually a collie, he'd be a much better creature than he will ever be as a human.
However, so there is no bad blood, I think I shall withdraw the suggestion of rough collie and cast my vote for douchehound.
My dog is sad that her species is being analogized to warmongering politicians.
Permission requested to refer to Bush as a douchehound on my own blog. Is there some kind of copyright fee?
Liss has definitely pegged it -- I looked up the Douchehound (aka Douchehundt) in my Encyclopedia of Dog Breeds, and found this interesting note:
"Although obedient (some say, nearly to a fault), the pure-bred Douchehundt can display the annoying habit of shoving its snout so far up its master's ass that it is unable to think clearly."
PD, does it say anything about that making the master not able to think clearly as well?
Well, there is this footnote:
"This dog is well suited to serving the sick, the blind, and the lame."
The Douchehound: North American and British standards.
Nice bandanna! lol
Stop insulting dogs.
I like Douchehound as my miniature poodle was offended as she hates Bush as much as the rest of my household.
I'm going with Douchehound too. That sweet Sammie looks a bit too much like my American Eskimo Prissy, who would bite George W. Bush if he were ever stupid enough to approach her. She's an excellent judge of character. 
My normally sweet-tempered, laid-back Rottweiler barks and shows his teeth when Shrub is on tv. Drools, too. Something about the sound of that voice...... Dogs sense when someone is evil.
Douchehound: Destined to Take the Place of the Mud Shark in Yer Mythology...
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