Watch your fuckin' language in here!
They do exist, you know? Guys who don't lube by spitting in their hands! I thought they were a myth as well, but I met one!
He actually does foreplay correctly AND will go downstairs to the bathroom to get the lube!
Too bad we're not really cut out for each other. We've got so many similar issues, that we clash. It's like dating myself. And, I need a man who can take care of ALL my needs.
Right now, it's just sex I'm having fulfilled. Whatev.
I think of sex as being like a delicious sandwich. What’s inside is great, but it takes two slices of bread (foreplay and after play) to hold everything together. 
let this be a lesson to all men-spit is not a lubricant.
amen.
Le nearly x is talented if he has the ability to leave stains in boxers.
Honestly tho... I could tell you stories about my X that would make your cringe.
Perhaps this little story will bring a ray of sunshine...
After being in divorce court for 2 years my ex and I went to a Christmas party at a mutual friends house.
X would come over to me and stroke the back of my head, rub my arms and act really affectionate. This, after cursing my name and my very existance in front of God, family and friends.
Ok... I don't know what goes on with these people... and they think we're the damaged ones.
Oh... and I'm sorry he hasn't figured out the whole foreplay thing... trust me... sex can be pleasurable... and one day, when my vow of celibacy is over... I hope to take beginner classes somewhere to remember what goes where.
Congrats on step 7.
Congratulations on the seventh step.
And, for what it's worth, I can assure you that all men are NOT like that.
Now see what you did? He'll be staring in that mirror for hours.
Congrats on completing step 7! You are just hitting your stride.
Good luck with everything that's going on. I think you're doing great!
Thinking about you here in Florida and wishing you all the BEST. ac
Holy Shit! That is a lot of info there! A lota lota stuff going on! WHew! Yes, there ARE men that last more than 30 seconds. I have not been with one in ages!
Wow...this is some crazy ass shit. Lets get the Labia's and the Unicorns out of the way. Dr Potamus wrote a great expose on both...ewww...sorry...I was speaking of myself in the third person again...and it is available for only $29.99 and handling.
Regarding the foreplay....whoa...I didn't realize just how g'damn awesome I was....I thought kissing alone sufficed enough "as foreplay" for the quicky...I'm fucking awesome...I'm going to the mirror to reaffirm.
Otherwise....lookin' good sister...
Dr H.O. Potamus III
Thank you my friend. I'm glad to hear from you. I worry like an old woman Shannon. Don't make me worry!!
Hey, Anna! I'm alive and well. Thanks for asking. Just been really busy (and stressed out) with the closing of the house and stuff. But I've been reading everything that's been taking place and jeez-oh-man what a spattering of emotions. I just hope all continues to go well in your neck of the woods and that there are no more dry fucks or physical confrontations to speak of. Congrats on completing your 7th step. Keep up the good work.
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