Whoooo Haaaaa!
Pubah | 06.13.04 - 4:47 pm | #

I, too, was one of those dreamy and imaginative children of the 50's. My parents used to take me to the drugstore and feed me milkshakes to stave off starvation. Didn't work the, but I'm sure it had a time delayed effect, judging by my current waistline! And surely you are familiar with the Gallery of Regrettable Food? If not, check it out (not affliated, just appalled!) http://lileks.com/institute/gall...lery/ index.html
Jane | Homepage | 06.13.04 - 10:35 pm | #

ROFL! This reminded me of the M*A*S*H episode where they created a Spam Lamb!
Robbyn | Homepage | 06.14.04 - 12:43 pm | #

Oh my.

The mock duck had me dying over here. Poor P he had to come in and look at it, and was like -- is that some new tofu thing you're going to make me eat?

For the record, nary a bite of tofurkey has ever passed these lips.

M
Marcie | Homepage | 06.14.04 - 1:47 pm | #

I think you're supposed to serve this with a Mashed Potato replica of your father's head, and then you attack both of the foods with a fork while creepy computer music plays...
Jon | Homepage | 06.16.04 - 12:52 am | #

This
is
just
ALARMING.

I now have images of this eyeless, legless Mock Duck flopping around dancing the lobster quadrille with the Mock Turtle. *shiver*
Autumn | Homepage | 06.18.04 - 12:59 pm | #