I thought it was the bunny that rolled the rock away from the cave and then Jesus came out and gave everyone chocolate eggs.

I knew I should have been paying more attention.

(I mean in Sunday school. I wasn't actually there.)
Rabbitch | Homepage | 12.12.05 - 9:27 pm | #

AHA!!! And I bet you Santa Claus led the wise men to the stable and that's why he brings gifts to kids at christmas! It all makes sense now. Thanks!
Heather | Homepage | 12.13.05 - 5:59 am | #

I thought Jesus came out, saw his shadow and went back in for 6 more weeks of winter?

You learn something every day
Robbyn | Homepage | 12.13.05 - 10:34 am | #

Good grief -
Childe | 12.13.05 - 10:39 am | #

*choke*

Um, yeah... yes, yes, that's *exactly* how it happened.

Good grief!

(I am terribly impressed by your heroic self-control during the delivery of this Story From Hell. I would have begun shaking uncontrollably with laughter, myself.)
Owldaughter | Homepage | 12.13.05 - 10:48 am | #

Yes... And Santa Claus wears red over white because it is a fashion statement...

Glad we celebrate Jul in this country still.
Thomas Holm | Homepage | 12.13.05 - 12:26 pm | #

My daughter asked if we could make a "Jesus Birthday Cake" (very popular in the Deep South at Christmas). I told her sho'nuff, we might could do that, but why are we starting this particular tradition? Because then we could leave some out for Santa--he and Jesus are friends. My husband says I'm still twitching.
martha in mobile | 12.13.05 - 4:44 pm | #

OMGs. That is.... wow. How can I even respond to this story????
Thorn Coyle | Homepage | 12.18.05 - 9:41 pm | #