Surely a lifesize cut-out of Anna-Nicole Smith standing in the hall should keep the mind-adled codgers busy enough?
I am asuming only males make a break for it... older ladies don't tend to wander too far away from the nearest hot cup of tea or free game of bingo.
They probably wouldn't remember who she was.
I've heard stories about wandering old ladies, too. I'm guessing it's probably about equal... or even more common with women, as their family ties might be more of a pull than tea or bingo.
Commenting by HaloScan
