Hee. This was a good one. And fifty bonus points for the reference to DeFarge. You're such a little Dickens fanboi.
Was the "come out of the closet" intended to be a double entendre by chance?
By the way, did you know that entendre in Icelandic is heyra óvart á tal annarra? and in Latvian it's nejauši dzirdēt; noklausīties?
I couldn't find it in Pig Latin.
Going now.
Great stuff -- I'm making this a late addition to the Carnival of Satire!
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