Is this somehow a new upcoming trend, found a doomsday cult? Maybe I should found one, too ... I'd say something like: "Do you know why black holes are called black? Because they are so black, they devour all light and that's why we can't see them! But Messiah told me, in the year 2674 (2*1337!) on the newly introduced 13th month called "Slartuary", the 23rd at 23:42 the world will be devoured by a black hole and only those, who had relatives in MY cult may enter paradise!"
...what do you think?
30 wives? sign me up
No.
Only I, the cult's leader get to get laid with 30 women. Well, you can have the spare ones, though.
we'll see about that... in a week's time.
30 wives? Jesus-on-a-french-fry, you guys must not be married!
("Jesus-on-a-french-fry" is my new favorite exclamation.)
I'm anxious to see the follow up of this piece on the 12th or 13th (if the world still exists...)
He failed twice to anticipate the apocalypse and people still follow him???? There's a fuckin' idiot jerk dumbass born every millisecond!!
I agree with Hawking, there really doesnt seem to be much inteligent life here on Earth... c'mon, does he think we are f.ing 5
That was a bitchin' nuclear war....(yawn).
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