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$\"Gravatar\"$ My dad and I did that trick at home when I was a kid with salt water soaked paper. Our thing was more brighter because .. hmm I don't know why.

Time to mail this to mythbusters.
Edwin | Homepage | 07.19.08 - 12:12 am | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ So let me get this straight, if you believe in god (and stick forks in yourself) you will excite sodium ions and produce entertaining but useless illumination all while simultaneously suffering a hazard that is potentially lethal to yourself and anyone who comes in contact with you.

I guess that sounds about right.

Super J.
Super Jesus | Homepage | 07.19.08 - 12:57 am | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ I'm guessing the pickle is also tastes like shit now.
Wronghead | 07.19.08 - 1:21 am | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ The analogy is bad on so many levels, but it even falls apart visually at the end when the lights are on and you see the damage the electricity is doing to the pickle. Jesus'll burn you up!
Mikhailovich | Homepage | 07.19.08 - 8:52 am | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ If that'll make you more Christian you have to really leave aside any critical thinking...

You also should notice the vapor coming out of the totally unfortunate pickle after receiving this \"holy\" discharge.. Such a stupid and dangerous analogy! keep up, can wait to see what's next.
Felipe | 07.19.08 - 1:37 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ritcci | 07.19.08 - 3:54 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ Yes! I understand now! If I believe in Jesus, my head will start to glow orange and steam will come out of all the orifices of my body! How great and desirable...not.

Also, I can see the headlines already:

\"Grandfather found electrocuted with cooked pickle in hand - police face mystery\"
Macon | 07.19.08 - 5:10 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ Is the power of Christ a product of his voltage and current?
Andro | 07.20.08 - 6:54 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ Uhh..I like to eat fried pickles. I don't want to be one.
Samantha | Homepage | 07.21.08 - 12:49 am | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ I'm bummed.

I was hoping this would show me how to get crazy old christian men to keep their hands off my pickle.
Mr. Vlasik | 07.22.08 - 6:04 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ My favourite part is where he has to turn off the lights so that you can see the power of christ.

Clearly, 100-year old science and technology can still kick jesus's ass.
electrons rule; jesus doesn't | 07.22.08 - 6:10 pm | #

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