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The joke's on him - atheists don't drive Fords, we drive Volkswagens.
Frank |
05.26.08 - 3:21 pm | #
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Transcript Year 2050
[Did you know that there are people in this country who want to teach creationism in our schools, have "Under God" back in the Pledge after the Supreme Court judged it unconstitutional , and have "In God We Trust" to be put back on our money?]
But did you know that 86% of Americans say they don't believe in God? Since we all know that 86 out of every 100 of us are Atheists, who believes in No God, we at Smith & Sons Tesla wonder why we don't tell the other 14% to sit down and shut up. I guess I just offended 14% of the people who are listening to this message. Well, if that is the case then I say that's tough, this is America folks, it's called free speech. None of us at Smith & Sons Tesla is afraid to speak out. Smith & Sons Tesla on Sierra Highway in Austin, if we don't see you today, because scientific laws dictate, we'll most likely be here tomorrow."
pirate |
05.26.08 - 3:50 pm | #
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funny how he condones free speech "this is america folks" and in the same breath asks the minority to shut up. Oh the irony is almost sweet, to bad it smells like bullshit.
beorn |
05.26.08 - 4:26 pm | #
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And if his sales drop by 14%, tough. This is America folks, it's called boycott.
Splatador |
05.26.08 - 5:19 pm | #
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It's things like this that make me wish that there were some more powerful atheist groups. I think it's time for a "Wake up! There is no God you dumb mooks. I may have just offended 86% of America, well, to that I say 'tough.' This here is AMERICA, and in AMERICA, we don't have to be polite to delusional jagoffs. Godbless."
Wronghead |
05.26.08 - 5:40 pm | #
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That 86% who believe in God are NOT all Christians. That includes Jews and Muslims and all the other monotheistic mythologies. I wonder how he feels about them.
Maybe contacting Ford and getting him some heat from his supplier might get him to sit down and shut up.
Anonymous |
05.27.08 - 2:48 am | #
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You're right....Christians only make up 78.5%. According to ARIS and other studies, non-Christian religions (including Judaism, Buddhism, Islam, Hinduism, and others) collectively make up about 5.5% of the adult population. So shut up.
Anonymous |
05.27.08 - 4:12 am | #
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Queers drive Volkswagens. It that you Sebastian?
Anonymous |
05.27.08 - 4:14 am | #
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Queers drive Volkswagens, Fords, (trucks, too), Toyotas, and all other makes. Get used to it.
DaveS |
05.27.08 - 9:36 am | #
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I really hate it when people use their religion to try to get more business. For me it puts them in the same category as televangelists.
Joey |
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