document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=360,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\">    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"52586\"></a>        <p>Isn't the majesty of God just inspiring?<br><br>Do you see how He, in his greatness, designed for us not one, but two forms of entry in his miraculously designed product?<br><br>At one end, you have a tab like on the top of a soda can!<br><br>On the other, you have a cork like a champagne bottle! Force the cork off and the perfectly serrated edges unravel effortlessly! <br><br>Oh yeah, you can also hold the stem as a lollipop stick! And the banana is yellow so that we can see it on a deserted island and, and, uh.. it can be chewed so easily! <br><br>This is the atheist's greatest nightmare and proves that Jesus Christ rose from the grave and loves you and is the sole conduit for human salvation. What a banana!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Ray Comfort | 07.10.09 - 10:57 am | <a href=\"#52586\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"52588\"></a>        <p>Somebody should tell Ray Comfort he is indeed holding a banana made from intelligent design, by humans.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           DreamDevil | 07.10.09 - 12:16 pm | <a href=\"#52588\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"52592\"></a>        <p>Too bad I don't eat bananas enymore that is a cool way to open a banana. I Wonder if non human made bananas open the same way?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Soren | 07.10.09 - 3:27 pm | <a href=\"#52592\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"52601\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=279f7698d4c9c5b68fef5af9ceed3711&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />And since the Department of Energy stated \"there is no safe dose of radiation\", one champion humanitarian has recommended we all avoid those potassium-40 loaded nuclear treats anyway. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br><br><a href='http://radlab.nl/radsafe/archives/9503/msg00074.html' rel='nofollow' target='_blank'>http://radlab.nl/radsafe/archive...3/msg00074.html</a><br /><span class=\"byline\">           J.on | 07.10.09 - 10:55 pm | <a href=\"#52601\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"52606\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=118ef0b2e801bfc84d672f6d65538f51&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I;m told that if you open them this way it gets rid of the bananus at the bottom end. I hate that thing so I'm def going to try it!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Blake | 07.11.09 - 12:46 am | <a href=\"#52606\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"52611\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f2d62256bc325b6deb07d6e6af9040d9&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />dude, this shit blew my mind!!!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           digitalwolf | <a href=\"http://iadagraca.co.cc\" title=\"http://iadagraca.co.cc\">Homepage</a> | 07.11.09 - 4:40 am | <a href=\"#52611\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"52627\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=cfa7726f382ad0f470bc1e8d0034ff4a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Ray Comfort is screwed! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/content.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           vision | 07.11.09 - 2:33 pm | <a href=\"#52627\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"52635\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=c221787f283f4ac6717f12ecc96eb181&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Wow.  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