George Carlin would laugh his ass off watching this.
Can you imagine being related to this guy? Family gatherings must really be trip when he's around. After he dies I wonder how many of his relatives will have to go into extended therapy to reprogram their screwed up moral compass.
But, God loves you. And he needs money.
too bad hell doesnt exist coz id love to see this asshole there.
mlon
Look at what his "friends" in Louisiana are doing:
Louisiana passes first antievolution "academic freedom" law
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/...reedom-
law.html
The "Blithering Idiot" virus appears to be spreading rapidly.
can you say doucheball?
Blah blah blah, I'm a twisted husk of a human being because of the wicked perversions of my religion. Hate america, hate fags, hate atheists.
What an absolute cock ring.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
That's better.
RIP George Carlin
But, God loves you. And he needs money.
If George Carlin is in hell, sign me up!
corydoras
What the...?
I'm calling Poe's law on Fred Phelps. What a brilliant satirist he is!
I want in!
As we say here in Australia, this guy is really fucked in the head. He's right on one point, however: America *IS* doomed, if there are fruitcakes like him running around free.
This is exactly what Carlin was talking about. Every word out of this nutcase just proves how right Carlin was.
But I thought Hell was the absence of God?
I love a good satire. Rock on!
Poe's Law! I can't tell the difference between this guy and Pastor Deacon Fred at landoverbaptist.org.
What I truly love about Fred Phelps and all the nice people at WBC is that they're biblical. They're cherry-picking, to be sure, but all of the venom they spew is in the Christian scripture.
Anything to contains that much vileness is beyond redemption. There's no more point in redacting the Bible than there would be in redacting Hitler's speeches. It's better to wipe the slate clean and start again.
I can see why one might want to call Poe on Fred, but in my opinion, one cannot be a satirist, brilliant or otherwise, and take oneself so very seriously
this dude is so angry is almost scary!!
Hilarious! Carlin couldn't have asked for better. I wish it were true, I'd love to join him in hell. Too bad I'll just be worm food.
The fact that this asshole didn't die before Carlin is proof enough that God doesn't exist.
Imagine Fred's surprise when George Carlin greets him at the gates of hell!
So the moral boss of the universe, besides being a creep who "forgives" on condition that some people torture a guy to death, will "punish" some clever playful comedy with an eternity of ... uh ... more torture?
Well, today I'm proud to be a potty-mouth enabler.
Make up your mind Fred, is George an agnostic or an atheist. Is he in Hell, or is he face to face with God?
Oh, and that whole Lord's name in vain thing, something about how you shouldn't do that? That doesn't mean you shouldn't say Goddamn, that means you shouldn't say God hates Fags.
John 3:16 doesn't say God loved the world, except for fags, it says God loved the world.
God Hates Sanctimonious Assholes like Fred Phelps.
Except for the fact that God doesn't exist, therefore can not anyone.
Oh and for George:
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits!
Phred Felps,............what an ignorant turd!! Smart as a bag full of hammers!!
Wow!!! Hell seems pretty cool!!! Carlin, Darwin, Epicurus and Galileo!!! Count me in!!!
I am so sorry Carlin can't see this.
Is anyone going to Carlin's funeral? Not so much because they know Carlin, but to kick the shit out of any WBC assholes that may be there?
If so, give them one from me. No, give them plenty from me.
I can only imagine the cheerful faces when one June morning, the Phelps family woke up to find George Carlin's obituary in the papers.
Also, did he say "excuisite pain"? I wonder where his right hand was when he said that!
Oh George, if only you were here to see this.
Sweet! I'll totaly get tickets to a show when i end up there too!
Reverend Phelps --- can i get a copy of your background music? listen to that warbling bird-like music.. from the 20s?, 30s?
WAIT-- I KNOW WHERE I'VE HEARD IT--- ITS FROM A MARX BROTHERS MOVIE!! HARPO PLAYING THE HARP!!!11!!!
PHELPS HAS MARX BROS. SONG AS BACKGROUND MUSIC LOL!11!!!1!
Fucktard
This guy is 100% christian.
......how can you be an agnostic athiest?
jim, you think his family might need therapy?
Check out the little girl in pink at the end of this family gathering.
http://
www.thesignsofthetimes.ne...70407_ghtw.html
Unfortunately, Poe's law does not apply as this guy is the real deal and leads a real brick and mortar church. He really does picket funerals.
He is the worst of the worst, and if he thought he could get away with it, he would send his cronies out to brutally murder anyone they came across whom they thought was a "fag."
Since he has no hope of reform, I feel justified in saying that I will be enormously pleased when this douche bag drops dead of a heart attack in mid-invective. I fervently hope that happens in prison.
why is the flaming skeletor wearing a pirate hat in the video? is fred phelps a believer in the inverse relationship between pirate number and global temperature?
If going to Heaven means spending eternity singing Amazing Grace with the likes of Fred Phelps can Hell be that bad?
Given the biblical description of god as a mean, vengeful, unjust, insecure, and capricious monster, Lucifer starts looking good. At least Lucifer had the courage and integrity to stand up to a cruel dictator.
Sorry folks but it's in the Bible - it all depends on interpretation.
I just wish I lived in Kansas and was gay. I'd drive to the church on my lunch breaks and make out with a dude in the parking lot every day.
Fred Phelps is in a self made hell now. Poor deluded fool.
Well, I made it to :48 & had to vomit....what a wack job.
It's dumb fucks like this that give Amercia a bad name with their fundie 14th century garbage.
Way over due to fight back the ignorance of these ancient superstitious writings....the bible & the Qur'an need to go on the book shelves with Greek mythology. Time for more, a lot more reason & critical thinking.....PEOPLE WAKE UP, your unconscious!
Phelps seems to have about the intelligence of the average fundamentalist Christian, which isn't a compliment by any stretch of the imagination. If heaven is made up of ignorant fools like him, I'd rather be in hell. All speculation of course, because realistically, we'll all just be rotting in expensive boxes.
I'm going to puke!
Phelps vitriolic hatred nullifies anything else he says before or after that, as far as I'm concerned. To "preach" claiming to be a Christian; and then promote HATE - whatever you say after that it totally invalidated.
He claims to be a "Christian Pastor" however he has NOTHING to do with Christ. Whether you believe in Jesus or not, nowhere in Bible text is Christ advocating HATRED toward others. This hate-monger and his wacko followers' showing up at funeral demonstrations might get press, but it is merely callous theater.
Back in '96 in Nashville, on the day of the funeral for Al Gore Sr., (vice pres Al Gore jr.s father) Phelps showed up with a few followers with large signs that said "GOD HATES FAGS Romans 9:13" because, according to Phelps, his son "sold his soul to the fag agenda." His followers join up they enjoy telling people to "go to hell." Period.
This guy is evil to the very core of his being. I actually feel contaminated by hearing and seeing him. My sympathy to anyone who meets him in person: you must feel your skin crawl for days afterwards.
Q. You know what Fred Phelps hates more than anything else in this world?
A. Fred Phelps
It's THAT simple.
God said that George Carlin is in Heaven on His Holy Blog. But, he does hate us atheists.
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/
Fred Phelps is a sick man. Pity him, medicate him, give him much needed respite in a secure and safe environment.
fcc
These people are so close to parody that it's hard to tell...
Wow, angry much? I wonder if Keith Olbermann knows he too is doomed to "eternal torment." Lol, freaking loon, that Fred Phelps is...
Put a bounty on his head! hahahah
LOL "agnostic and profane atheist". I wasn't aware one could be both.
HA HA HA! Hell is missing their leader!!!! Getting old and should be their soon!
If George Carlin is in hell, all i can say is Fuck heaven! hell is where i am going
Jerry Seinfeld is a "filth monger"?
I mean ... what?
Is this about the episode where his girlfriend put something of his in the toilet and he didn't know what it was?
R.I.P. Carlin
As far as the choice between going to hell or heaven, Mark Twain said it best:
"Heaven for the climate, hell for the company".
the video got deleted here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X...h?
v=XwCeT4dxw0o
Hahaha this dude is almost as funny as George was, if only he could somehow see this shit I'm sure he would appreciate the hilarity.
watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...h?
v=Gg7O0GzrHmA
you will see why that piece of shit phelps attacked jerry seinfeld (bcz he made a comment about carlin)
On top of everything phelps is pussy. He made alot of comments about famous atheists but ONLY after they died. Next time tell it to their face pussy!
To khops: the phrase "flaming skeletor" has had me chuckling for five minutes 
I just wanna say what an idiot...If GOD, is so almighty then why wouldn't he do something while your on earth..I mean Is he just so Fucking lazy he just wants to drag all this endlessly ? And who the fuck does that fucker think he is? Does he actually think that he is here to stick up for god.........wait......god is the omega....why does he need fucks like that?
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