HULK SMASH

Gravatarouch, lonely thread-betweens


GravatarWhich thread to support?
This one!
First!


GravatarBummer


GravatarNow maybe ask about those 2001 discussions about leaving the Republican party?

Yeeesh. WE don't want him. Where was he gonna go?


Gravatarholy shit...there's a lot of snow out there.


GravatarJust for the record. Hillary says she'll release her tax returns around 4/15 just as she always does.

For a good wrap up of this issue see Joe Conason over at Salon.

Cripes.


GravatarIs it me, or are the tubes on the internets clogged this morning?


GravatarDid a thread just disappear?


GravatarWonder if they caught that woman who was video'd pressure washing her daughter at a car wash?


Gravatarfrom the nyt article -- the dems should use this as a billboard against republican claims to how their policies benefit middle america:

The median household earned $48,201 in 2006, down from $49,244 in 1999, according to the Census Bureau. It now looks as if a full decade may pass before most Americans receive a raise.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/0...cession.html? hp


GravatarHello again, my friendos...


Gravatarplantsman, Barry and I have been friends for ages.

Barry gets along with most people here.

so there goes your theory.


GravatarHey Nancy Willing I'm sure somebody has told you already but there was a namestealer here posting some really nasty shit in your name last Friday.


GravatarWonder if they caught that woman who was video'd pressure washing her daughter at a car wash?
plantsman


i hadn't realized she wsn't in custody. ugh. reading that post yesterday about that was nauseating. imagine what that child has been subjected to behind closed doors.


GravatarMcCain on Taxes [Ramesh Ponnuru]

From Monday's WSJ:

Q: On ABC's "This Week" on Feb. 17, in response to a question, "Are you a 'read my lips' candidate, no new taxes?" you replied, "No new taxes." Did you mean that literally?

A: I'm not making a "read my lips" statement in that I will not raise taxes. But I'm not saying I can envision a scenario where I would, OK? But I'm not making it a centerpiece in my campaign.

I want lower taxes. I want the family to keep more of their money.

So is the senator opening the door to raising taxes or not? Because it sure sounds as though he is. If he doesn't mean to open that door, he ought to close it now.


Yes. He should say: "Wead my lips. No new taxes."


Gravatarmimi, no you haven't. You haven't been here for ages and Barry has been here much longer than you.


Gravatar"Did a thread just disappear?"
--HoneyBearKelly

Molly must have pulled hers since Avedon and her posted almost simultaneously.


GravatarI got marooned in a vanishing thread!
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Gravatarthat video of mccain clearly shows the wealth of experience he brings to the office of commander in chief whereas obama

only has a speech from 2002.


GravatarFor a good wrap up of this issue see Joe Conason over at Salon.

Nice article.


GravatarJesus F Christ, doesn't anyone know who is in charge around here?


GravatarAllow me to again recommend two adorable cats, struggling with the realities of March 8th, 2008.
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GravatarIf McCain beomes president, all those media mancrushes will go unrequited.


Gravatarmimi posted a story about having a drink with a retired hockey player in his 90s.

in vancouver i think.

i swear i can recall another poster telling this same story under another name a couple years ago but i just cant remember who.


Gravatarfunny, some people say I'm always here

Barry and I have been chummy for years now.


GravatarWonder if they caught that woman who was video'd pressure washing her daughter at a car wash?

A woman who did WHAT??!!!!!!!


GravatarA woman who did WHAT??!!!!!!!

I saw that video. Must have been from Arkansas. Or, Georgia.


Gravatarretired? retired? that makes it sound like he hadn't been playing for 10 or 20 years! he hadn't been playing for 80 years or so!

I think that was me you are thinking about. I used to post under the nym mishimishi


Gravatarmimi posted a story about having a drink with a retired hockey player in his 90s.


When I was in Germany I met a hockey player on a cruise. Got my picture taken with him. I was 18 and cute. I think we even kissed.

Wish I could remember his name ....


GravatarYup. MSNBC had tape of it yesterday they ran over and over. I'm sure Alex Witless will show it again today.


GravatarThe weather is the same out this door as it is out that door.

Heh, indeed. Mine prefer going out via the garage this time of year, exposure in stages...
FeralLiberal | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 8:58 am


Spike has convinced himself the weather isn't as bad out the back door as it looks at the front window.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 03.08.08 - 9:10 am


GravatarHey Nancy Willing I'm sure somebody has told you already but there was a namestealer here posting some really nasty shit in your name last Friday.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
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I answered this upstairs. From what I remember about last Friday, I was here for a while in the afternoon and then after I got back from the watering hole.
What can I tell ya?


GravatarGravatarJesus F Christ, doesn't anyone know who is in charge around here?

I'm in charge here!!!!


GravatarSB, but was he 99 years old?


GravatarI'm off to do stuff before the thunderstorms they are threatening appear.

Hasta luego.


GravatarThe median household earned $48,201 in 2006, down from $49,244 in 1999, according to the Census Bureau.

And this is EXACTLY why the government's insane monetary policies are going to KILL our country. If they do not strengthen the dollar and get the price of OIL under control they won't have a fucking society left, wankers!

At some point people simply will not have enough money left to even eat. At that point, what happens?


GravatarI guess these jokes don't play as well when my gravatar keeps showing up.

I can't get that fucking thing to go away.


GravatarGravatarJesus?

Takes place of the one on the dashboard.


GravatarWhen I was in Germany I met a hockey player on a cruise. Got my picture taken with him. I was 18 and cute. I think we even kissed.

Wish I could remember his name ....
Southern Beale | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 9:18 am | #



funny those memories eh?

names/ places/.............

and you could see that person right in front of you today and have no clue who they are......


Gravatarcarzy nuff pressure washing yer kid, but videotaping it?


GravatarActually, McCain wasn't all that bad in that exchange. I expect more histrionics from him in the future.

He did sound like a foolish little old man, tho.
heh...


Gravatar"No, General Haig; you're not in charge -- now please slide you arms into this straitjacket."


GravatarGravatarSB, but was he 99 years old?

Oh hell no. He was like 23. Hot. Very hot.

If I hadn't been with my parents I'd have had more fun with him.

Sigh. Oh to be young and cute again.


GravatarAt some point people simply will not have enough money left to even eat. At that point, what happens?
Beowulf Schaeffer - Grumpy DWD


Think: Donner Party.


GravatarI can't get that fucking thing to go away.

Remove the last letter of your e-addy and always use preview.


Gravatarcarzy nuff pressure washing yer kid, but videotaping it?
jdw | 03.08.08 - 9:21 am |


Car wash security cameras.


GravatarThe wind gusts have got to be gale force. It's bizarre. I'm worrying about a section of privacy fence that is swaying ominously.


GravatarWould someone explain to me why Firefox is supposed to be so great? I find it obnoxious.

I think I'm going to switch back to Safari. Back in a sec....


GravatarIt was blurry surveillance video from a spray-it-yourself car wash.


Gravataractually i expected mccain to be thundering erratically in that video.
he was only miffed.

lets hope for some nutbar behaviour though.

but he's pretty canny. he'll keep it under wraps.


Gravatarjuan,

you got me thinking of that gentleman, and now I have a huge smile on my face.

I think back on those events with a lot of humour and affection for that gentleman, and he was indeed, a gentleman.


GravatarThink: Donner Party.
Lime Rickey

Eat the rich, more fat content. . . .


GravatarThe median household earned $48,201 in 2006, down from $49,244 in 1999, according to the Census Bureau.

Plenty of money for cigarettes, beer and the finest electronic sound & video equipment.


GravatarI'm sure Alex Witless will show it again today.

Last segment. Now it is the Monster clip.


GravatarSouthern Beale: Sigh. Oh to be young and cute again.

You're still PLENTY cute! Of course, the married liberals always ARE.
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GravatarHell, Firefox will not even load blogspot on XP for me.


GravatarRemove the last letter of your e-addy and always use preview.


Really?


GravatarI'm not going to release my tax returns unless congress grants me retroactive immunity for any patriotic lawbreaking I may or may not have done.


GravatarHe did sound like a foolish little old man, tho.
heh...


This is key. The media will keep eating him up like BBQ if his anger is the studly-stud stuff. If he comes across like Mr. Magoo in a fit of apoplexy, it's game over for him.


GravatarYou're still PLENTY cute! Of course, the married liberals always ARE.


Aww honey you are sweet!

{ hugs }

Hot flashes are not cute. Ask my husband. I'm driving him nuts.


GravatarI've been known to have the power washer turned on myself on 90+ degree days. At the right distance you get coated with a very fine mist that cools you down instantly.


Gravatar"Car wash security cameras."

ah. did the kid get the carnuba wax?

how's the weather buckeye?


GravatarI'm not going to release my tax returns unless congress grants me retroactive immunity for any patriotic lawbreaking I may or may not have done.
underwhelm


Did you Keep Us Safe? 'cuz in that case, everything's just dandy!


GravatarAt the wrong distance it takes your skin off...


GravatarReally?>/i>


Yup.


GravatarIf he comes across like Mr. Magoo in a fit of apoplexy,

We have reached our destination.


GravatarJuan,

I think my gentleman friend has inspired lots of men everywhere in hoping that their sex drive doesn't disappear with advanced age.


GravatarSee.


GravatarEat the rich, more fat content. . . .

I dunno, have you seen "The Real Housewives Of Orange County"? Those women are anorexic--all bone and fake boobs.


GravatarNot see.


GravatarHeh. The footage of the little girl sleeping Hillary's 3am ad, which was filmed like 10+ years ago, is actually an Obama supporter. She's 17 now and says she would be happy to do an ad for Obama.


GravatarWell, now that I've switched back to Safari I can't see my gravatar anyway ... but I'll try to remember that little trick.


GravatarGravatars? That's new school.


GravatarSo, then did you actually WATCH the video??? If that passes "flipping out" muster with you I'm going to have to add more salt to that I take with most blogs!


GravatarSee. Quick & easy.


GravatarI am inspired to claw my eyes out with an ice pick mimi when you arrive. In that way, you are my muse.


Gravatarwell, trifecta, please be my guest.


GravatarI think my gentleman friend has inspired lots of men everywhere in hoping that their sex drive doesn't disappear with advanced age.
mimi | 03.08.08 - 9:25 am | #


why use viagra when you can use 'vinnie's vital veggie dip'..........


GravatarI'm going to have to add more salt to that I take with most blogs!

They're sold in 50# blocks at most feed stores.


Gravatar"Hot flashes are not cute."

i luv my wife's hot flashes. esp on a day like today.


GravatarThornburg says it can't meet $610 million of margin calls ( 4:23 PM)

Mortgage market needs $1 trillion to support prices, FBR says ( 3:24 PM)

Goldman Sachs raises possibility of $200 a barrel oil ( 1:42 PM)

Bush is really going to have some nail to hang his hat on!


GravatarIf it was a Dem administration that had been in power for the last 7 years and a dominant Dem Congress, and they had wrought the phony Iraq war, the devastated economy, the collapsing housing industry, the plunging dollar, the declining stock market and the rising inflation,the MSM and the beltway pundits would be frothing at the mouth and condemning the hell out of the Dem Prez and Congress.

Hell they did that to Jimmy Carter and the Dems back in 1980 and his only crime was to be in office when oil spiked and inflation went with it.

Of course they blamed him for the hostages in Iran too. But then Raygun pulled his "October surprise" and it's been downhill ever since.


GravatarIt's a good indicator of things to come as stresses build up closer to the election, and yes; I did watch it, and a short mature man getting all miffed like that is NOT a good sign.


Gravatarwhy use viagra when you can use 'vinnie's vital veggie dip'..........


Pat Robertson's magical mystery smoothie!!!

I drink your milk shake!!!


GravatarLate last night I was writing about the dearth of stories on the local news about the effects of the higher prices for food and energy on families. There IS a conspiracy of silence. But just cause you don't talk about it doesn't mean it ain't there. . . .


GravatarI once saw a tee shirt in a souvenir shop in Zürich being photographed by French tourists. It read:

I don't need Viagra. I'm Italian



GravatarMy crazy late BFF grew up rich. His mom only 'saw' thin people. He stayed thin with the all-you-can-drink beer + 1/2 cheesesteak/day diet.
The severe lack of nutrition caused a severe health crisis. He was a pretty smart guy, otherwise.


GravatarWinter scooter
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GravatarSo, then did you actually WATCH the video??? If that passes "flipping out" muster with you I'm going to have to add more salt to that I take with most blogs!
Dancer


Nothing like that scene where Bill Clinton jabbed his finger at poor Chris Wallace during that Fox interview.


Gravatarwhy use viagra when you can use 'vinnie's vital veggie dip'..........

Great, now I'm really hungry.


Gravatarall bone and fake boobs.
Southern Beale


Eddie: You know, there must be a moment, about a week after death, when all those women finally achieve the figure they desire.
Patsy: Skeleton thin with plastic bumps.
Eddie: The flesh will rot away, but the bumps will still be there. Little coffins full of bones and bumps.

-- Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, Absolutely Fabulous, "Birthday"


GravatarI think the Republican campaign slogan should be: "Vote for McCain--You'll Pay Less Taxes, Because You'll Make Less Money!"


GravatarI dunno, have you seen "The Real Housewives Of Orange County"? Those women are anorexic--all bone and fake boobs.

Not the good mother.

Or the annoying one. But they are all pretty superficial. Especially the one who isn't actually a housewife. Did she get back together with Slick or whatever his name was? How is his business going in light of Big Shitpile? American Express take back that black card?


GravatarJP, thine Google ads are SHOCKING!


GravatarLOL ..this latest in the Obama/Clinton America/Canada NAFTA "story" is a riot! I'm thinking that America is Canada's favorite REALITY SHOW...and we should be, MY GOD...they don't need situation comedies they just need to watch our spittlejuice and pumpkinhead opinionators!


Gravatarplantsman: JP, thine Google ads are SHOCKING!

I guess I mentioned cops a few times too many...!
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GravatarHuggy Bear certainly is touchy touchy touchy on that point.


GravatarLate last night I was writing about the dearth of stories on the local news about the effects of the higher prices for food and energy on families.
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yup, been thinking a lot about that too. HUGE upticks in food staples and fuel aren't getting the press it deserves outside of broadbrush state of the economy treatments.


GravatarBushboy has always been incompetent but his mental problems are far worse than that.

The man has literally always held his fellow Americans in contempt. There's his depraved indifference to the plight of the American people that is downright scary and disgusting.

Bushboy literally doesn't care wtf happens to America. Only it's rich corporations, because in the long run, their the ones that are going to be feeding him fat fees and slipping him other "gifts" during his extravagent retirement.


GravatarI dunno, have you seen "The Real Housewives Of Orange County"? Those women are anorexic--all bone and fake boobs.
Southern Beale


there's apparently a new york version of that. alessandra stanley had a very snarky review of it this week:

"Not all the preposterous wealth and vulgar extravagances are in the hands of fund managers or Internet moguls. It seems there is still lots of new money to be made in old-fashioned manufacturing and service industries: angel bracelets, sofa cushions and hotel reservations. Either that or the Bush tax cuts really were a bonanza for the already rich."

i hate all of this 'reality' programming. it's becoming even more debased/mean-spirited with some of these variations i'm seeing ads for.


GravatarSo, then did you actually WATCH the video???

Yeah. I mean it isn't like the reporter asking the questions felt like he was getting angry or anything.


GravatarMuch to do today, Later.


GravatarJennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, Absolutely Fabulous, "Birthday"
Uncle Smokes
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God, I loved that show!


GravatarSpeaking as someone who would never vote for McCain, I have to say that, after hearing about him losing his temper with Bumiller, I was surprised at how mild this is. This is supposed to be somebody losing it? I've been treated much worse many times. This isn't ranting, this is being snotty and disagreeable. Big difference. He doesn't even raise his voice.

If McCain becomes president, then our long national disaster will continue, but I don't see this clip as evidence of why that would be so.


GravatarIt seems like forever ago but wasn't Obama the first candidate to dis Fox over their bullshit?


GravatarIf I was McCain, I'd ask Billary to be my V.P. She's got the sneaky attack dog mode down pretty well. She's already swift boated Barak. I think she'd do swell. And she'd get to spend time with fellow DLCer HoJo Lieberman. They'd make a fine threesome, better even than the Stooges.


GravatarMcStain, if you can't take the heat from a female reporter, how ya gonna tear down the Great Wall of Canada?


GravatarThis isn't ranting

Ranting is a show trial.


GravatarThis was a conversation with a female reporter while he knew was being videotaped. Imagine what we DON'T see.


Gravatarhoo boy, I gotta split, peeps.
Be excellent!


GravatarThis was a conversation with a female reporter while he knew was being videotaped. Imagine what we DON'T see.
plantsman


According to the Republicans, he's a real prick behind closed doors.


GravatarHere's a story about one difference between the French and the Italians. In my first job in Europe, I worked at a Europe-wide agency. People from all over the continent worked there.

I shared an office with a French guy who would cycle, job or cross-country ski to work. There was no shower, so he would just get changed from his exercise clothing to his jeans and shirt.

He started doing this in our closed office. He asked first, and I agreed. I would just look at my computer screen or turn away while he was in his underwear, which is really the way the French handle these things.

One day, an Italian friend of mine was talking to me in the office while the French guy was changing. I was looking at the Italian, whose jaw dropped, as he stared at my friend Olivier, in his skivvies. I just kept on talking to Gabriele. He couldn't believe the situation, whereas for French people, it was nothing out of the ordinary.


GravatarOooh. MSNBC just showed footage of Hillary Clinton and Jim Clyburn. Jim Clyburn hasn't endorsed Hillary Clinton.


GravatarMcCain is an intemperate, doddering hypocrite. He will flip on any position and do anything to gain the presidency.

Much like Hillary, whose performance this week where she referred to some mythical "threshold for being the CIC" that she and McCain "passed" but Obama didn't, was one of the most shocking acts I've ever seen a Democratic candidate for office make.

Elevating the Gooper candidate above your rival in the Dem party is giving the Goopers ammunition they will use to shoot down Hillary and Obama, and she should know better.


GravatarJeffraham Prestonian:

I was poking around your site, and saw this.

Jeezuz...I've just got a midi keyboard and a Radio Shack microphone. I feel like such a piker.

I know the good book says not to covet, but...damn!


GravatarOooh. MSNBC just showed footage of Hillary Clinton and Jim Clyburn.

Fuck it. I'm voting for Ron Paul.


Gravatarokay, I htink I've bored you enough with my stories.

Bye


Gravatarholy shit the snow out there.
guess i'll shovel after getting back from work.
take care all.

enjoy whatever is enjoyable


GravatarFunny exchange on MSNBC right now.

Amanda Carpenter, townsmall.com: John McCain is going to have interesting things to say about foreign policy cuz he's got so much experience.

Rachel Sklar, huffpost.com: He said he's gonna stay in Iraq for a hundred years.

AC: YOU'RE TAKING THAT OUT OF CONTEXT!!!


GravatarUncle Smokes: Jeezuz...I've just got a midi keyboard and a Radio Shack microphone. I feel like such a piker.

I know the good book says not to covet, but...damn!


Yeah... Steve's got a lot of gear. He has over two dozen guitars and basses, too. The guy's put together a nice Nuendo rig w/outboard DSP and regular rack gear, including a Demeter mic pre, and more plugins for Nuendo than you can shake a pointed stick at.
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GravatarWow, my trip to the market exactly coincided with mimi's appearance and disappearance here.

Plus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?


GravatarMcCain is going to travel to the Middle East and evaluate the situation and then good back report how well things are going.

Quite revealing, Miss Townhall.com. His evaluation is already prepared.


GravatarPlus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?

Depends on if you get laid.


GravatarMoe Szyslak: Plus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?

Blessed are the Szyslaks, for they, um, uh...
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GravatarBushboy spending $42 million of taxpayer dollars to send out letters taking credit for the "rebate" checks that he and the Dem Congress came up with as a stimulus to the economy.

There is no need for these letters and the cost to produce them could be better spent on many other things.

The only reason for them is so that Bushboy can boast about having "done something" to fight recession.

Yeah. Right, just like he's done something to fight terrorism.


GravatarRachel Sklar, huffpost.com: He said he's gonna stay in Iraq for a hundred years.

You should live so long, McStain.


GravatarDepends on if you get laid.
NTodd


Well, my newspaper says I will:

NEW YORK — It is what most married men want to know: how to get more sex. But the answer may well be enough to dampen their ardour: do the housework.

Dusting, vacuuming and even taking out the rubbish are the best ways to rekindle the marital flame, according to a U.S. study of family life.

"Equitable sharing of housework is associated with higher levels of marital satisfaction — and sometimes more sex too," said Joshua Coleman, a psychologist with the Council on Contemporary Families, which commissioned the report. "Wives report greater feelings of sexual interest and affection for husbands who participate in housework."


Evidently, I'm going to get my brains fucked out today.


GravatarPlus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?
Moe Szyslak




First of the day. Hope it's not the last.


GravatarPlus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?
Moe Szyslak, cold

Depends on if you get laid.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


I need more coffee...there's "eggs"...there's "laid"...and I can't come up with a gag...maybe something involving a rubber chicken...


GravatarMoe is The Eggman.


GravatarMoe is The Eggman.

Coo coo ca choo.


GravatarEvidently, I'm going to get my brains fucked out today.

LUCKY!


GravatarWho sez good things don't happen to good people?

""The Federal Bureau of Investigation is probing subprime lender Countrywide Financial Corp. for possible securities fraud, according to law-enforcement officials and finance-industry executives.

The inquiry involves whether company officials made misrepresentations about the company's financial position and the quality of its mortgage loans in securities filings, four people with knowledge of the matter said. It is at an early stage, they emphasized. . .

Fifteen other subprime companies also are under scrutiny by federal agents and prosecutors in a broad look at the subprime industry sparked by huge losses on residential mortgages and the securities used to fund them. The investigations are examining mortgage-origination fraud, conflicts of interest and undisclosed relationships within the industry, and the practices used to package mortgage-backed securities for sale to investors.

Countrywide issued more than $100 billion in mortgage-backed securities between 2004 and 2007, according to the newsletter Asset Backed Alert. More than two dozen Wall Street firms helped construct those deals, making it possible that some of them will also face law-enforcement scrutiny."

http://online.wsj.com/article/ SB...6642521739.html


GravatarI need more coffee...there's "eggs"...there's "laid"...and I can't come up with a gag...

I figured that was a good straight line. I'm rather disappointed.


GravatarSex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys think about?



GravatarOn the Doom & Gloom front

The New York Stock Exchange closed at 11,893.69, its lowest point in nearly two years, and more than 2,100 points down from the peak last October 11. The total losses on all stocks traded are approaching three trillion dollars in less than five months.

In an effort to stave off the wave of selling triggered by the jobs report, the Federal Reserve announced Friday that it would make $100 billion in new credit available to major banks this month, on top of $160 billion in short-term loans it has extended in occasional auctions since December. The Fed also announced that it will increase the size of the short-term lending in auctions set for March 10 and March 24 from $30 billion to $50 billion apiece.

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke has already indicated that the central bank will likely cut interest rates again at the next meeting of its Open Market Committee, now set for March 18. The Fed has cut rates by 1.25 percent in the last two months (2.25 percent since October) in an increasingly desperate effort to stimulate the financial markets.

A report Thursday by the Federal Reserve showed that household net wealth fell for the first time in five years, dropping $532.9 billion, or 3.6 percent, in the fourth quarter of 2007. The collapse of real estate values accounted for a third of the decline, while the decline in financial assets accounted for nearly half.

The Fed report also found that for the first time since such records began in 1945, American homeowners owed more on their homes than they owned. Average net home equity dropped below 50 percent—a figure that is even more remarkable since one third of US homeowners have either paid off their mortgages or bought without a mortgage, and therefore have 100 percent equity.

Declaring, “our economy will prosper,” Bush touted the economic stimulus package approved by Congress last month at the instigation of the White House, although the size of the package, $168 billion, is less than one third of the decline in net worth of the fourth quarter, and entirely dwarfed by the trillions wiped out in the real estate collapse.


GravatarThis McCain story (given non-trivial coverage in this morning's NY Times) is a good start.

The conventional wisdom is that McCain is a "straight shooter". Karl Rove has shown how powerful it is to attack a person's perceived strengths. Well, McCain is a liar. You know it, all us DFH's know it, but most voters really don't know it.

Hammer the guy on his lies, misleading statements and other artful dodges. His volte-face on torture alone is nauseating, never mind his near-coitus on stage with Bush after Rove portrayed him as siring a child with another woman.

Straight talk, maybe, but with a forked tongue.


GravatarJeezuz...I've just got a midi keyboard and a Radio Shack microphone. I feel like such a piker.


Wow. Got to get me a setup like that.


GravatarCrisis -- what crisis?


Gravatar"Wives report greater feelings of sexual interest and affection for husbands who participate in housework."

Does pointing out the dusty spots count as participation?


GravatarIn addition to all the other woes Bushboy and the Goopers have visited upon America it should be noted that the FDA is in shambles (and our vulnerability to food and drug defects has increased), the EPA is anti-environmental, the Justice Department has become a Gooper persecution device (Free Governor Seligman!) and FEMA is a joke, a particularly bad one to Americans who need help after a storm or tornado or such.

The incompetence is beyond criminal by Bushboy and his moronic Gooper Party.


GravatarSex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys think about?

Yes. This has been...


GravatarMoe is The Eggman.


Grey seal.

Goo goo ga joob.


GravatarI need more coffee...there's "eggs"...there's "laid"...and I can't come up with a gag...

I figured that was a good straight line. I'm rather disappointed.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


Ah, a straight line; might be your problem.

Oh, I kill me!


GravatarSympathies to anyone logging in from Columbus, OH today. You folks are getting hammered...


GravatarBushboy spending $42 million of taxpayer dollars to send out letters taking credit for the "rebate" checks that he and the Dem Congress came up with as a stimulus to the economy.

And when the economy continues to tank despite these "rebate" checks, he will blame the "Democrat" Congress.

Nice trick.


GravatarMoe is The Eggman.
Florida


"In here, Mister Eggman!"


GravatarRachel Sklar, huffpost.com: He said he's gonna stay in Iraq for a hundred years.

No, no, no. The true figure is a hundred times that; he actually used at one point the figure 10,000 years.

He's out of his tiny little mind, and we should not let the voters forget it.


GravatarGrey seal.

And tell me grey seal