I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Gravatarouch, lonely thread-betweens


GravatarWhich thread to support?
This one!
First!


GravatarBummer


GravatarNow maybe ask about those 2001 discussions about leaving the Republican party?

Yeeesh. WE don't want him. Where was he gonna go?


Gravatarholy shit...there's a lot of snow out there.


GravatarJust for the record. Hillary says she'll release her tax returns around 4/15 just as she always does.

For a good wrap up of this issue see Joe Conason over at Salon.

Cripes.


GravatarIs it me, or are the tubes on the internets clogged this morning?


GravatarDid a thread just disappear?


GravatarWonder if they caught that woman who was video'd pressure washing her daughter at a car wash?


Gravatarfrom the nyt article -- the dems should use this as a billboard against republican claims to how their policies benefit middle america:

The median household earned $48,201 in 2006, down from $49,244 in 1999, according to the Census Bureau. It now looks as if a full decade may pass before most Americans receive a raise.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/0...cession.html? hp


GravatarHello again, my friendos...


Gravatarplantsman, Barry and I have been friends for ages.

Barry gets along with most people here.

so there goes your theory.


GravatarHey Nancy Willing I'm sure somebody has told you already but there was a namestealer here posting some really nasty shit in your name last Friday.


GravatarWonder if they caught that woman who was video'd pressure washing her daughter at a car wash?
plantsman


i hadn't realized she wsn't in custody. ugh. reading that post yesterday about that was nauseating. imagine what that child has been subjected to behind closed doors.


GravatarMcCain on Taxes [Ramesh Ponnuru]

From Monday's WSJ:

Q: On ABC's "This Week" on Feb. 17, in response to a question, "Are you a 'read my lips' candidate, no new taxes?" you replied, "No new taxes." Did you mean that literally?

A: I'm not making a "read my lips" statement in that I will not raise taxes. But I'm not saying I can envision a scenario where I would, OK? But I'm not making it a centerpiece in my campaign.

I want lower taxes. I want the family to keep more of their money.

So is the senator opening the door to raising taxes or not? Because it sure sounds as though he is. If he doesn't mean to open that door, he ought to close it now.


Yes. He should say: "Wead my lips. No new taxes."


Gravatarmimi, no you haven't. You haven't been here for ages and Barry has been here much longer than you.


Gravatar"Did a thread just disappear?"
--HoneyBearKelly

Molly must have pulled hers since Avedon and her posted almost simultaneously.


GravatarI got marooned in a vanishing thread!
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Gravatarthat video of mccain clearly shows the wealth of experience he brings to the office of commander in chief whereas obama

only has a speech from 2002.


GravatarFor a good wrap up of this issue see Joe Conason over at Salon.

Nice article.


GravatarJesus F Christ, doesn't anyone know who is in charge around here?


GravatarAllow me to again recommend two adorable cats, struggling with the realities of March 8th, 2008.
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GravatarIf McCain beomes president, all those media mancrushes will go unrequited.


Gravatarmimi posted a story about having a drink with a retired hockey player in his 90s.

in vancouver i think.

i swear i can recall another poster telling this same story under another name a couple years ago but i just cant remember who.


Gravatarfunny, some people say I'm always here

Barry and I have been chummy for years now.


GravatarWonder if they caught that woman who was video'd pressure washing her daughter at a car wash?

A woman who did WHAT??!!!!!!!


GravatarA woman who did WHAT??!!!!!!!

I saw that video. Must have been from Arkansas. Or, Georgia.


Gravatarretired? retired? that makes it sound like he hadn't been playing for 10 or 20 years! he hadn't been playing for 80 years or so!

I think that was me you are thinking about. I used to post under the nym mishimishi


Gravatarmimi posted a story about having a drink with a retired hockey player in his 90s.


When I was in Germany I met a hockey player on a cruise. Got my picture taken with him. I was 18 and cute. I think we even kissed.

Wish I could remember his name ....


GravatarYup. MSNBC had tape of it yesterday they ran over and over. I'm sure Alex Witless will show it again today.


GravatarThe weather is the same out this door as it is out that door.

Heh, indeed. Mine prefer going out via the garage this time of year, exposure in stages...
FeralLiberal | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 8:58 am


Spike has convinced himself the weather isn't as bad out the back door as it looks at the front window.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 03.08.08 - 9:10 am


GravatarHey Nancy Willing I'm sure somebody has told you already but there was a namestealer here posting some really nasty shit in your name last Friday.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
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I answered this upstairs. From what I remember about last Friday, I was here for a while in the afternoon and then after I got back from the watering hole.
What can I tell ya?


GravatarGravatarJesus F Christ, doesn't anyone know who is in charge around here?

I'm in charge here!!!!


GravatarSB, but was he 99 years old?


GravatarI'm off to do stuff before the thunderstorms they are threatening appear.

Hasta luego.


GravatarThe median household earned $48,201 in 2006, down from $49,244 in 1999, according to the Census Bureau.

And this is EXACTLY why the government's insane monetary policies are going to KILL our country. If they do not strengthen the dollar and get the price of OIL under control they won't have a fucking society left, wankers!

At some point people simply will not have enough money left to even eat. At that point, what happens?


GravatarI guess these jokes don't play as well when my gravatar keeps showing up.

I can't get that fucking thing to go away.


GravatarGravatarJesus?

Takes place of the one on the dashboard.


GravatarWhen I was in Germany I met a hockey player on a cruise. Got my picture taken with him. I was 18 and cute. I think we even kissed.

Wish I could remember his name ....
Southern Beale | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 9:18 am | #



funny those memories eh?

names/ places/.............

and you could see that person right in front of you today and have no clue who they are......


Gravatarcarzy nuff pressure washing yer kid, but videotaping it?


GravatarActually, McCain wasn't all that bad in that exchange. I expect more histrionics from him in the future.

He did sound like a foolish little old man, tho.
heh...


Gravatar"No, General Haig; you're not in charge -- now please slide you arms into this straitjacket."


GravatarGravatarSB, but was he 99 years old?

Oh hell no. He was like 23. Hot. Very hot.

If I hadn't been with my parents I'd have had more fun with him.

Sigh. Oh to be young and cute again.


GravatarAt some point people simply will not have enough money left to even eat. At that point, what happens?
Beowulf Schaeffer - Grumpy DWD


Think: Donner Party.


GravatarI can't get that fucking thing to go away.

Remove the last letter of your e-addy and always use preview.


Gravatarcarzy nuff pressure washing yer kid, but videotaping it?
jdw | 03.08.08 - 9:21 am |


Car wash security cameras.


GravatarThe wind gusts have got to be gale force. It's bizarre. I'm worrying about a section of privacy fence that is swaying ominously.


GravatarWould someone explain to me why Firefox is supposed to be so great? I find it obnoxious.

I think I'm going to switch back to Safari. Back in a sec....


GravatarIt was blurry surveillance video from a spray-it-yourself car wash.


Gravataractually i expected mccain to be thundering erratically in that video.
he was only miffed.

lets hope for some nutbar behaviour though.

but he's pretty canny. he'll keep it under wraps.


Gravatarjuan,

you got me thinking of that gentleman, and now I have a huge smile on my face.

I think back on those events with a lot of humour and affection for that gentleman, and he was indeed, a gentleman.


GravatarThink: Donner Party.
Lime Rickey

Eat the rich, more fat content. . . .


GravatarThe median household earned $48,201 in 2006, down from $49,244 in 1999, according to the Census Bureau.

Plenty of money for cigarettes, beer and the finest electronic sound & video equipment.


GravatarI'm sure Alex Witless will show it again today.

Last segment. Now it is the Monster clip.


GravatarSouthern Beale: Sigh. Oh to be young and cute again.

You're still PLENTY cute! Of course, the married liberals always ARE.
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GravatarHell, Firefox will not even load blogspot on XP for me.


GravatarRemove the last letter of your e-addy and always use preview.


Really?


GravatarI'm not going to release my tax returns unless congress grants me retroactive immunity for any patriotic lawbreaking I may or may not have done.


GravatarHe did sound like a foolish little old man, tho.
heh...


This is key. The media will keep eating him up like BBQ if his anger is the studly-stud stuff. If he comes across like Mr. Magoo in a fit of apoplexy, it's game over for him.


GravatarYou're still PLENTY cute! Of course, the married liberals always ARE.


Aww honey you are sweet!

{ hugs }

Hot flashes are not cute. Ask my husband. I'm driving him nuts.


GravatarI've been known to have the power washer turned on myself on 90+ degree days. At the right distance you get coated with a very fine mist that cools you down instantly.


Gravatar"Car wash security cameras."

ah. did the kid get the carnuba wax?

how's the weather buckeye?


GravatarI'm not going to release my tax returns unless congress grants me retroactive immunity for any patriotic lawbreaking I may or may not have done.
underwhelm


Did you Keep Us Safe? 'cuz in that case, everything's just dandy!


GravatarAt the wrong distance it takes your skin off...


GravatarReally?>/i>


Yup.


GravatarIf he comes across like Mr. Magoo in a fit of apoplexy,

We have reached our destination.


GravatarJuan,

I think my gentleman friend has inspired lots of men everywhere in hoping that their sex drive doesn't disappear with advanced age.


GravatarSee.


GravatarEat the rich, more fat content. . . .

I dunno, have you seen "The Real Housewives Of Orange County"? Those women are anorexic--all bone and fake boobs.


GravatarNot see.


GravatarHeh. The footage of the little girl sleeping Hillary's 3am ad, which was filmed like 10+ years ago, is actually an Obama supporter. She's 17 now and says she would be happy to do an ad for Obama.


GravatarWell, now that I've switched back to Safari I can't see my gravatar anyway ... but I'll try to remember that little trick.


GravatarGravatars? That's new school.


GravatarSo, then did you actually WATCH the video??? If that passes "flipping out" muster with you I'm going to have to add more salt to that I take with most blogs!


GravatarSee. Quick & easy.


GravatarI am inspired to claw my eyes out with an ice pick mimi when you arrive. In that way, you are my muse.


Gravatarwell, trifecta, please be my guest.


GravatarI think my gentleman friend has inspired lots of men everywhere in hoping that their sex drive doesn't disappear with advanced age.
mimi | 03.08.08 - 9:25 am | #


why use viagra when you can use 'vinnie's vital veggie dip'..........


GravatarI'm going to have to add more salt to that I take with most blogs!

They're sold in 50# blocks at most feed stores.


Gravatar"Hot flashes are not cute."

i luv my wife's hot flashes. esp on a day like today.


GravatarThornburg says it can't meet $610 million of margin calls ( 4:23 PM)

Mortgage market needs $1 trillion to support prices, FBR says ( 3:24 PM)

Goldman Sachs raises possibility of $200 a barrel oil ( 1:42 PM)

Bush is really going to have some nail to hang his hat on!


GravatarIf it was a Dem administration that had been in power for the last 7 years and a dominant Dem Congress, and they had wrought the phony Iraq war, the devastated economy, the collapsing housing industry, the plunging dollar, the declining stock market and the rising inflation,the MSM and the beltway pundits would be frothing at the mouth and condemning the hell out of the Dem Prez and Congress.

Hell they did that to Jimmy Carter and the Dems back in 1980 and his only crime was to be in office when oil spiked and inflation went with it.

Of course they blamed him for the hostages in Iran too. But then Raygun pulled his "October surprise" and it's been downhill ever since.


GravatarIt's a good indicator of things to come as stresses build up closer to the election, and yes; I did watch it, and a short mature man getting all miffed like that is NOT a good sign.


Gravatarwhy use viagra when you can use 'vinnie's vital veggie dip'..........


Pat Robertson's magical mystery smoothie!!!

I drink your milk shake!!!


GravatarLate last night I was writing about the dearth of stories on the local news about the effects of the higher prices for food and energy on families. There IS a conspiracy of silence. But just cause you don't talk about it doesn't mean it ain't there. . . .


GravatarI once saw a tee shirt in a souvenir shop in Zürich being photographed by French tourists. It read:

I don't need Viagra. I'm Italian



GravatarMy crazy late BFF grew up rich. His mom only 'saw' thin people. He stayed thin with the all-you-can-drink beer + 1/2 cheesesteak/day diet.
The severe lack of nutrition caused a severe health crisis. He was a pretty smart guy, otherwise.


GravatarWinter scooter
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GravatarSo, then did you actually WATCH the video??? If that passes "flipping out" muster with you I'm going to have to add more salt to that I take with most blogs!
Dancer


Nothing like that scene where Bill Clinton jabbed his finger at poor Chris Wallace during that Fox interview.


Gravatarwhy use viagra when you can use 'vinnie's vital veggie dip'..........

Great, now I'm really hungry.


Gravatarall bone and fake boobs.
Southern Beale


Eddie: You know, there must be a moment, about a week after death, when all those women finally achieve the figure they desire.
Patsy: Skeleton thin with plastic bumps.
Eddie: The flesh will rot away, but the bumps will still be there. Little coffins full of bones and bumps.

-- Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, Absolutely Fabulous, "Birthday"


GravatarI think the Republican campaign slogan should be: "Vote for McCain--You'll Pay Less Taxes, Because You'll Make Less Money!"


GravatarI dunno, have you seen "The Real Housewives Of Orange County"? Those women are anorexic--all bone and fake boobs.

Not the good mother.

Or the annoying one. But they are all pretty superficial. Especially the one who isn't actually a housewife. Did she get back together with Slick or whatever his name was? How is his business going in light of Big Shitpile? American Express take back that black card?


GravatarJP, thine Google ads are SHOCKING!


GravatarLOL ..this latest in the Obama/Clinton America/Canada NAFTA "story" is a riot! I'm thinking that America is Canada's favorite REALITY SHOW...and we should be, MY GOD...they don't need situation comedies they just need to watch our spittlejuice and pumpkinhead opinionators!


Gravatarplantsman: JP, thine Google ads are SHOCKING!

I guess I mentioned cops a few times too many...!
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GravatarHuggy Bear certainly is touchy touchy touchy on that point.


GravatarLate last night I was writing about the dearth of stories on the local news about the effects of the higher prices for food and energy on families.
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yup, been thinking a lot about that too. HUGE upticks in food staples and fuel aren't getting the press it deserves outside of broadbrush state of the economy treatments.


GravatarBushboy has always been incompetent but his mental problems are far worse than that.

The man has literally always held his fellow Americans in contempt. There's his depraved indifference to the plight of the American people that is downright scary and disgusting.

Bushboy literally doesn't care wtf happens to America. Only it's rich corporations, because in the long run, their the ones that are going to be feeding him fat fees and slipping him other "gifts" during his extravagent retirement.


GravatarI dunno, have you seen "The Real Housewives Of Orange County"? Those women are anorexic--all bone and fake boobs.
Southern Beale


there's apparently a new york version of that. alessandra stanley had a very snarky review of it this week:

"Not all the preposterous wealth and vulgar extravagances are in the hands of fund managers or Internet moguls. It seems there is still lots of new money to be made in old-fashioned manufacturing and service industries: angel bracelets, sofa cushions and hotel reservations. Either that or the Bush tax cuts really were a bonanza for the already rich."

i hate all of this 'reality' programming. it's becoming even more debased/mean-spirited with some of these variations i'm seeing ads for.


GravatarSo, then did you actually WATCH the video???

Yeah. I mean it isn't like the reporter asking the questions felt like he was getting angry or anything.


GravatarMuch to do today, Later.


GravatarJennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, Absolutely Fabulous, "Birthday"
Uncle Smokes
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God, I loved that show!


GravatarSpeaking as someone who would never vote for McCain, I have to say that, after hearing about him losing his temper with Bumiller, I was surprised at how mild this is. This is supposed to be somebody losing it? I've been treated much worse many times. This isn't ranting, this is being snotty and disagreeable. Big difference. He doesn't even raise his voice.

If McCain becomes president, then our long national disaster will continue, but I don't see this clip as evidence of why that would be so.


GravatarIt seems like forever ago but wasn't Obama the first candidate to dis Fox over their bullshit?


GravatarIf I was McCain, I'd ask Billary to be my V.P. She's got the sneaky attack dog mode down pretty well. She's already swift boated Barak. I think she'd do swell. And she'd get to spend time with fellow DLCer HoJo Lieberman. They'd make a fine threesome, better even than the Stooges.


GravatarMcStain, if you can't take the heat from a female reporter, how ya gonna tear down the Great Wall of Canada?


GravatarThis isn't ranting

Ranting is a show trial.


GravatarThis was a conversation with a female reporter while he knew was being videotaped. Imagine what we DON'T see.


Gravatarhoo boy, I gotta split, peeps.
Be excellent!


GravatarThis was a conversation with a female reporter while he knew was being videotaped. Imagine what we DON'T see.
plantsman


According to the Republicans, he's a real prick behind closed doors.


GravatarHere's a story about one difference between the French and the Italians. In my first job in Europe, I worked at a Europe-wide agency. People from all over the continent worked there.

I shared an office with a French guy who would cycle, job or cross-country ski to work. There was no shower, so he would just get changed from his exercise clothing to his jeans and shirt.

He started doing this in our closed office. He asked first, and I agreed. I would just look at my computer screen or turn away while he was in his underwear, which is really the way the French handle these things.

One day, an Italian friend of mine was talking to me in the office while the French guy was changing. I was looking at the Italian, whose jaw dropped, as he stared at my friend Olivier, in his skivvies. I just kept on talking to Gabriele. He couldn't believe the situation, whereas for French people, it was nothing out of the ordinary.


GravatarOooh. MSNBC just showed footage of Hillary Clinton and Jim Clyburn. Jim Clyburn hasn't endorsed Hillary Clinton.


GravatarMcCain is an intemperate, doddering hypocrite. He will flip on any position and do anything to gain the presidency.

Much like Hillary, whose performance this week where she referred to some mythical "threshold for being the CIC" that she and McCain "passed" but Obama didn't, was one of the most shocking acts I've ever seen a Democratic candidate for office make.

Elevating the Gooper candidate above your rival in the Dem party is giving the Goopers ammunition they will use to shoot down Hillary and Obama, and she should know better.


GravatarJeffraham Prestonian:

I was poking around your site, and saw this.

Jeezuz...I've just got a midi keyboard and a Radio Shack microphone. I feel like such a piker.

I know the good book says not to covet, but...damn!


GravatarOooh. MSNBC just showed footage of Hillary Clinton and Jim Clyburn.

Fuck it. I'm voting for Ron Paul.


Gravatarokay, I htink I've bored you enough with my stories.

Bye


Gravatarholy shit the snow out there.
guess i'll shovel after getting back from work.
take care all.

enjoy whatever is enjoyable


GravatarFunny exchange on MSNBC right now.

Amanda Carpenter, townsmall.com: John McCain is going to have interesting things to say about foreign policy cuz he's got so much experience.

Rachel Sklar, huffpost.com: He said he's gonna stay in Iraq for a hundred years.

AC: YOU'RE TAKING THAT OUT OF CONTEXT!!!


GravatarUncle Smokes: Jeezuz...I've just got a midi keyboard and a Radio Shack microphone. I feel like such a piker.

I know the good book says not to covet, but...damn!


Yeah... Steve's got a lot of gear. He has over two dozen guitars and basses, too. The guy's put together a nice Nuendo rig w/outboard DSP and regular rack gear, including a Demeter mic pre, and more plugins for Nuendo than you can shake a pointed stick at.
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GravatarWow, my trip to the market exactly coincided with mimi's appearance and disappearance here.

Plus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?


GravatarMcCain is going to travel to the Middle East and evaluate the situation and then good back report how well things are going.

Quite revealing, Miss Townhall.com. His evaluation is already prepared.


GravatarPlus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?

Depends on if you get laid.


GravatarMoe Szyslak: Plus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?

Blessed are the Szyslaks, for they, um, uh...
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GravatarBushboy spending $42 million of taxpayer dollars to send out letters taking credit for the "rebate" checks that he and the Dem Congress came up with as a stimulus to the economy.

There is no need for these letters and the cost to produce them could be better spent on many other things.

The only reason for them is so that Bushboy can boast about having "done something" to fight recession.

Yeah. Right, just like he's done something to fight terrorism.


GravatarRachel Sklar, huffpost.com: He said he's gonna stay in Iraq for a hundred years.

You should live so long, McStain.


GravatarDepends on if you get laid.
NTodd


Well, my newspaper says I will:

NEW YORK — It is what most married men want to know: how to get more sex. But the answer may well be enough to dampen their ardour: do the housework.

Dusting, vacuuming and even taking out the rubbish are the best ways to rekindle the marital flame, according to a U.S. study of family life.

"Equitable sharing of housework is associated with higher levels of marital satisfaction — and sometimes more sex too," said Joshua Coleman, a psychologist with the Council on Contemporary Families, which commissioned the report. "Wives report greater feelings of sexual interest and affection for husbands who participate in housework."


Evidently, I'm going to get my brains fucked out today.


GravatarPlus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?
Moe Szyslak




First of the day. Hope it's not the last.


GravatarPlus, I got there before the eggs sold out. Is this my lucky day or what?
Moe Szyslak, cold

Depends on if you get laid.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


I need more coffee...there's "eggs"...there's "laid"...and I can't come up with a gag...maybe something involving a rubber chicken...


GravatarMoe is The Eggman.


GravatarMoe is The Eggman.

Coo coo ca choo.


GravatarEvidently, I'm going to get my brains fucked out today.

LUCKY!


GravatarWho sez good things don't happen to good people?

""The Federal Bureau of Investigation is probing subprime lender Countrywide Financial Corp. for possible securities fraud, according to law-enforcement officials and finance-industry executives.

The inquiry involves whether company officials made misrepresentations about the company's financial position and the quality of its mortgage loans in securities filings, four people with knowledge of the matter said. It is at an early stage, they emphasized. . .

Fifteen other subprime companies also are under scrutiny by federal agents and prosecutors in a broad look at the subprime industry sparked by huge losses on residential mortgages and the securities used to fund them. The investigations are examining mortgage-origination fraud, conflicts of interest and undisclosed relationships within the industry, and the practices used to package mortgage-backed securities for sale to investors.

Countrywide issued more than $100 billion in mortgage-backed securities between 2004 and 2007, according to the newsletter Asset Backed Alert. More than two dozen Wall Street firms helped construct those deals, making it possible that some of them will also face law-enforcement scrutiny."

http://online.wsj.com/article/ SB...6642521739.html


GravatarI need more coffee...there's "eggs"...there's "laid"...and I can't come up with a gag...

I figured that was a good straight line. I'm rather disappointed.


GravatarSex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys think about?



GravatarOn the Doom & Gloom front

The New York Stock Exchange closed at 11,893.69, its lowest point in nearly two years, and more than 2,100 points down from the peak last October 11. The total losses on all stocks traded are approaching three trillion dollars in less than five months.

In an effort to stave off the wave of selling triggered by the jobs report, the Federal Reserve announced Friday that it would make $100 billion in new credit available to major banks this month, on top of $160 billion in short-term loans it has extended in occasional auctions since December. The Fed also announced that it will increase the size of the short-term lending in auctions set for March 10 and March 24 from $30 billion to $50 billion apiece.

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke has already indicated that the central bank will likely cut interest rates again at the next meeting of its Open Market Committee, now set for March 18. The Fed has cut rates by 1.25 percent in the last two months (2.25 percent since October) in an increasingly desperate effort to stimulate the financial markets.

A report Thursday by the Federal Reserve showed that household net wealth fell for the first time in five years, dropping $532.9 billion, or 3.6 percent, in the fourth quarter of 2007. The collapse of real estate values accounted for a third of the decline, while the decline in financial assets accounted for nearly half.

The Fed report also found that for the first time since such records began in 1945, American homeowners owed more on their homes than they owned. Average net home equity dropped below 50 percent—a figure that is even more remarkable since one third of US homeowners have either paid off their mortgages or bought without a mortgage, and therefore have 100 percent equity.

Declaring, “our economy will prosper,” Bush touted the economic stimulus package approved by Congress last month at the instigation of the White House, although the size of the package, $168 billion, is less than one third of the decline in net worth of the fourth quarter, and entirely dwarfed by the trillions wiped out in the real estate collapse.


GravatarThis McCain story (given non-trivial coverage in this morning's NY Times) is a good start.

The conventional wisdom is that McCain is a "straight shooter". Karl Rove has shown how powerful it is to attack a person's perceived strengths. Well, McCain is a liar. You know it, all us DFH's know it, but most voters really don't know it.

Hammer the guy on his lies, misleading statements and other artful dodges. His volte-face on torture alone is nauseating, never mind his near-coitus on stage with Bush after Rove portrayed him as siring a child with another woman.

Straight talk, maybe, but with a forked tongue.


GravatarJeezuz...I've just got a midi keyboard and a Radio Shack microphone. I feel like such a piker.


Wow. Got to get me a setup like that.


GravatarCrisis -- what crisis?


Gravatar"Wives report greater feelings of sexual interest and affection for husbands who participate in housework."

Does pointing out the dusty spots count as participation?


GravatarIn addition to all the other woes Bushboy and the Goopers have visited upon America it should be noted that the FDA is in shambles (and our vulnerability to food and drug defects has increased), the EPA is anti-environmental, the Justice Department has become a Gooper persecution device (Free Governor Seligman!) and FEMA is a joke, a particularly bad one to Americans who need help after a storm or tornado or such.

The incompetence is beyond criminal by Bushboy and his moronic Gooper Party.


GravatarSex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys think about?

Yes. This has been...


GravatarMoe is The Eggman.


Grey seal.

Goo goo ga joob.


GravatarI need more coffee...there's "eggs"...there's "laid"...and I can't come up with a gag...

I figured that was a good straight line. I'm rather disappointed.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


Ah, a straight line; might be your problem.

Oh, I kill me!


GravatarSympathies to anyone logging in from Columbus, OH today. You folks are getting hammered...


GravatarBushboy spending $42 million of taxpayer dollars to send out letters taking credit for the "rebate" checks that he and the Dem Congress came up with as a stimulus to the economy.

And when the economy continues to tank despite these "rebate" checks, he will blame the "Democrat" Congress.

Nice trick.


GravatarMoe is The Eggman.
Florida


"In here, Mister Eggman!"


GravatarRachel Sklar, huffpost.com: He said he's gonna stay in Iraq for a hundred years.

No, no, no. The true figure is a hundred times that; he actually used at one point the figure 10,000 years.

He's out of his tiny little mind, and we should not let the voters forget it.


GravatarGrey seal.

And tell me grey seal
How does it feel
To be so wise
To see through eyes
That only see what's real
Tell me grey seal


GravatarDeclaring, “our economy will prosper,” Bush

. . . scared the shit out of everyone who knows to expect the opposite...


GravatarGood game V - You got me with Tweed.


Gravatarqlª: Sex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys think about?

No. Sometimes, I think about scooters. Well... having sex on a scooter, sure, but...
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GravatarWonder if they caught that woman who was video'd pressure washing her daughter at a car wash?
plantsman


*looks at dog*

Hmmmm.....


GravatarSex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys think about?

Hold on.

[thinks of sex]

No.


GravatarErr... I've been engaged in other stuff, but what happened to many gravatars (including mine)?


GravatarIf John Kerry told a reporter that he asked McCain to consider running with him, why is McCain insisting it was a private conversation?

Could it be his answer was not so straightforward as he would like people to think?

KISS.


GravatarThe true figure is a hundred times that; he actually used at one point the figure 10,000 years.

I'm sure everyone saw that vid, the parody of Obama's "Yes We Can" ... hilarious ...


GravatarMrs. T went out this morning in between rain showers to check on the crocus bulbs she put in a few months ago. The squirrels got most of them. Damn...


GravatarGood game V - You got me with Tweed.
qlª


It's a frickin' miracle, is what it is.

And now back to our regular program of you kicking my ass . . .


GravatarErr... I've been engaged in other stuff, but what happened to many gravatars (including mine)?
David Derbes


I can see your grav. It's a flag, right?


GravatarAh, a straight line; might be your problem.

Not my fault Smokes doesn't swing my way.


GravatarI think about guys thinking about sex.


GravatarThat "10,000 years" clip better be a TV commercial.


GravatarSympathies to anyone logging in from Columbus, OH today. You folks are getting hammered...
Tralfaz

As a resident of Michigan I can assure you that the Buckeyes have all of the sympathy I can muster.

(Mustering madly. There. That's it.)


GravatarMrs. T went out this morning in between rain showers to check on the crocus bulbs she put in a few months ago. The squirrels got most of them. Damn...
Tralfaz


http://icanhascheezburger.files....ells-to- cat.jpg


GravatarBut really, I don't see how sex can be separated from anything, any more than gravity can be separated from anything. Forces of nature and all.


GravatarGood game V - You got me with Tweed.
qlª


You should make her answer "verb or noun?" before conceeding the victory.


GravatarBut really, I don't see how sex can be separated from anything, any more than gravity can be separated from anything. Forces of nature and all.
Moe Szyslak


Erm.... stay away from me.


GravatarIt is important for liberals to defeat Obama ASAP:
http://liberalrapture.com/


Gravatarhave yawl seen sarah silverman's birthday present vid to jimmy kimmel "i'm fucking matt damon?"...

well here is his revenge? i guess:
I'm fucking ben affleck


GravatarIn addition to all the other woes Bushboy and the Goopers have visited upon America it should be noted that the FDA is in shambles (and our vulnerability to food and drug defects has increased),

How true. Remember when bushboy was so concerned about the saftey of drugs from Canada?!
Now, if you're taking a generic drug, there's a good chance its made in India or China. And guess what. The FDA has about 20 inspectors to cover all those factories. At that rate they estimate they'll get to them all in about 30 years. another tip of the hat to Wallmart. $4 prescriptions, thats what you get.


GravatarObama won 11 straight over a period of months and then in week Hillary pulls even. What does that mean?

Um, that your script is wrong, Alex.

Seriously, she just did a segment with an Ohio weather reporter named Eric whom she called Jack. Then tore up a script saying that was how it read and blamed the writers.


GravatarSex, sex, sex. Is that all you guys think about?


Saturday morning, snow day ... yeah, I'd say thinking about sex is pretty much to be expected ...


GravatarNot my fault Smokes doesn't swing my way.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


I think, therefore I am lonely.


GravatarI think about guys thinking about sex.

Gaiiiiiiiii!


GravatarI think, therefore I am lonely.

Sorry, babe. Coming to Philly?


Gravatar""Wives report greater feelings of sexual interest and affection for husbands who participate in housework."

i get very turned on when the wife dusts, cleans the toilets, irons, cleans the green beans.

today i shall conquer the snow. she will get extremely aroused.


GravatarAs a resident of Michigan I can assure you that the Buckeyes have all of the sympathy I can muster.

(Mustering madly. There. That's it.)
Beowulf


You have my sympathies as well. We have been lucky this winter on the Island. Only had to shovel a couple of times.


Gravatarwell here is his revenge? i guess:
I'm fucking ben affleck


Mogwai,

Did you see the third one?

I'm Fucking Seth Rogan ..

Pretty funny...


GravatarI think, therefore I am lonely.

Sorry, babe. Coming to Philly?
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler |


I get to watch! I called it! Woohoo!


Gravatar""Wives report greater feelings of sexual interest and affection for husbands who participate in housework."


Problem is, the husbands are usually too pissed off about doing housework to return the feeling ...


GravatarI get to watch! I called it! Woohoo!

We'll be selling video with a Smokes soundtrack after.


GravatarNah, no need for a feminist movement...

No matter where they live or how much education they have, women still have a long way to go before they get equal pay in many workplaces, says a newly released Canadian Labour Congress report.

"In fact, over the past 10 years, young women have done everything they were told to do to get ahead economically," Ivy Shaw, secretary treasurer of the Nova Scotia Federation of Labour, told a news conference at Province House on Friday.

"Young women have put off starting a family so they could earn a post-secondary degree and build a career. And now they are actually worse off. The wage gap between them and their male counterparts has actually grown."

The report, Women in the Workforce: Still a Long Way from Equality, shows that in 2005, women in Canada who worked full time for a full year earned an average $39,200, or 70.5 per cent as much as men, who earned an average of $55,700 for the same amount of time in similar jobs.

"That’s less than women earned 10 years ago, when women working in similar jobs earned 72 per cent of what men got paid, despite the fact that more women hold post-secondary degrees, more women work in highly skilled jobs, and as women have decided to have fewer children, later in life," the Canadian Labour Congress said in a news release.

The wage gap, the congress says, is even greater for university-educated women, who earned just 68 per cent as much as men in 2005, down from 75 per cent a decade ago.


GravatarOK off to play in the snow with the dogs while the hubby goes through 3 months worth of magazines piled on the coffee table.



GravatarSorry, babe. Coming to Philly?
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


Yes...thanks for thinking about me.


GravatarI get to watch! I called it! Woohoo!

We'll be selling video with a Smokes soundtrack after.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


With a film credit added to the resume for me! Take that, social-service-agencies-that-won't-hire-me!


GravatarYes...thanks for thinking about me.

NO TONGUE!

But I'll buy you a beverage of your choice (after the open bar), buddy.


GravatarG'morning - beautiful morning here.  The tomatoes have started setting blossoms and the green beans are four inches tall.  Looking good for the Anna Apple to set fruit too....



GravatarWith a film credit added to the resume for me! Take that, social-service-agencies-that-won't-hire-me!

You want to be Key Grip?


GravatarG'morning - beautiful morning here. The tomatoes have started setting blossoms and the green beans are four inches tall.

*looks at snow*

Oh, fuck off.


Gravatar[points slanty eyes in GWPDA's direction]


GravatarAnother Big Red Ugly in the snow photo...
.


GravatarYesterday I found conclusive proof that something has sent Georgie Anne Geyer completely off the rails


GravatarMarian Jones began serving her sentence for lying to federal investigators. Maybe is she had been nicknamed "Scooter" . . .


GravatarAmusing. It is the flag of Chicago. Not visible at my end. Curious.

Thanks, SB.


GravatarMarian Jones began serving her sentence for lying to federal investigators. Maybe is she had been nicknamed "Scooter" . . .

I look forward to her presidential pardon.


GravatarThe U.S. military specifically prohibited waterboarding in 2006. The CIA also prohibited the practice in 2006, and says it has not been used since three prisoners encountered it in 2003.

But while some Bush administration officials have questioned the current legality of waterboarding, the administration has refused to rule definitively on whether it is torture. Mr. Bush has said many times that his administration does not torture.

The White House says waterboarding remains among the interrogation methods potentially available to the CIA. Its use would have to be approved, on a case-by-case basis, by the president after consultation with the attorney general and the intelligence community. Among the acceptable situations for approving it could be belief of imminent attack, according to the White House.

"Because the danger remains, we need to ensure our intelligence officials have all the tools they need to stop the terrorists," Mr. Bush said.


they just WANT to give away november eh?


GravatarYou want to be Key Grip?
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


Heh-heh.


GravatarI have a full battery of breakfast foods, so I'm having a tough time deciding what to prepare...
.


GravatarSheesh. They are still going on about how things Obama says are best case scenarios. Everything a politician says is a best case scenario or a lie.


GravatarI suspect biscuits and gravy will win out, 'cause it's Sooooo Damned Good™...
.


GravatarWe'll be selling video with a Smokes soundtrack after.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


NTodd: Smokes...what're you thinking about?
Smokes: Well...

*Boom-Ditty-Boom-Ditty-Boom*
Oooowah! Oooowah!
*Boom-Ditty-Boom-Ditty-Boom*

NTodd: Smokes...Smokes! Snap out of it!
Smokes: Sorry..can't get this porno soundtrack out of my head.
NTodd: Say no more...and I mean it.


GravatarAmusing. It is the flag of Chicago. Not visible at my end. Curious.


Oh, that's what it is! I thought it was the Iraqi flag we created for them after the fall of Saddam -- you know, the one they hated because it looked like the Israeli flag and now the Bushies want to pretend they never did any such thing nuh-uhhh ....


GravatarThere's a break in the rain, the sun has peaked through, and it's ten Commie degrees. Might have to get a run in...


GravatarG'morning.

May I live long enough to see George Walker Bush arrested, charged, prosecuted, and convicted of War Crimes - with the prime piece of evidence his veto of the ban on waterboarding.


GravatarMay I live long enough to see George Walker Bush arrested, charged, prosecuted, and convicted of War Crimes - with the prime piece of evidence his veto of the ban on waterboarding.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office


You may have something there. I believe Japanese officers were executed at the end of WWII by US occupation forces for just this crime.


GravatarWell, back to work...


GravatarSympathies to anyone logging in from Columbus, OH today. You folks are getting hammered...
Tralfaz | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 9:51 am


Logging in from Dayton. They think we've gotten a foot of snow, but with the 30 mph winds, kind of hard to tell.


GravatarGod, I am sorry. The idea of Ohio getting lots of snow while I look at the bright sunshine here just made me smile.

I will punish myself later, I promise. I am a bad person!


GravatarLogging in from Dayton. They think we've gotten a foot of snow, but with the 30 mph winds, kind of hard to tell.
Buckeye


Be careful out there...


GravatarQuestion:

Can we, as 'ordinary' US citizens, petition the World Court to charge W and Dick with these crimes? How does "The Hague" really identify and develop its cases against war criminals?


GravatarBiscuit-buttah-gravy-time! Biscuit-buttah-gravy-time!
.


GravatarSo there's snow in Nashville?

I may have to call my father up in Sumner County near the Kentucky border and see how he's doing.


GravatarJonathan Chait:

"Pennsylvania is a swing state that Democrats will almost certainly need to win in November, and Clinton will spend seven weeks and millions of dollars there making the case that Obama is unfit to set foot in the White House. You couldn't create a more damaging scenario if you tried."

Hillary, all about the good of the party, always doing the lord's goods work.


GravatarAnyone can petition anyone. But the petitions won't do any good.


GravatarG'morning - beautiful morning here. The tomatoes have started setting blossoms and the green beans are four inches tall. Looking good for the Anna Apple to set fruit too....


Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers | 03.08.08 - 10:04 am


You do enjoy rubbing it in, don't you?

this is what it is doing here:

http://www.whiotv.com/slideshow/...959/ detail.html

OTOH, the malls are open.


GravatarYou want to be Key Grip?
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler

Heh-heh.
V for Virginia

NTodd won't let anyone else be "Best Boy - Electric."


Gravatar[insert dancing banana]
.


GravatarBiscuit-buttah-gravy-time! Biscuit-buttah-gravy-time!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


Don't rub it in.


(Spread it nice and even.)


GravatarHey Misery Kids.!!! How the angst treating you. Lovin the cannabilism of yer Democrat Party........BBBBBWWWWWAAAAA. Florida !!! Haliburton !!!! Selected not Elected !!!!!! Too Rich !!!!! (pun)


GravatarHere's something not often seen in my neighborhood.
.


GravatarNTodd won't let anyone else be "Best Boy - Electric."

Is that what he calls the vibrator?


GravatarI see that five more states are having ballot initiatives to get rid of affirmative action. Have fun with that, as it doesn't change much in the private sector and just screws a bunch of students.

They should rename those initiatives: The White Male Victimization and Whining Initiative of 2008.

As a white male, all I have to say is that if you can't compete in a market with a little AA, then you are pathetic.


GravatarHillary, all about the good of the party, always doing the lord's goods work.
Syd B
*
Her nasty act has me shaking my head. Gives the ladies a bad name that starts with a fucking c.


GravatarNTodd: Say no more...and I mean it.

LOL!


GravatarPotato Salad !!!!!


GravatarIs that what he calls the vibrator?

No, that's Charlene.


GravatarChimpy forgets anthrax again

Good morning. This week, I addressed the Department of Homeland Security on its fifth anniversary and thanked the men and women who work tirelessly to keep us safe. Because of their hard work, and the efforts of many across all levels of government, we have not suffered another attack on our soil since September the 11th, 2001.


GravatarHillary, all about the good of the party, always doing the lord's goods work.
Syd B

Salting the earth certainly kills off grass roots.

(And before the Rob Grill fans pick up on it, we need to Live For Today rather than have to give Midnight Confessions months from now.)


GravatarYou want to be Key Grip?
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler

Heh-heh.
V for Virginia

NTodd won't let anyone else be "Best Boy - Electric."
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office


I wanna be script girl!

"Hold it...the leather mask was unzipped in scene 3B, and the rubber chicken was on the left!"


GravatarHonesty is the best policy, McStain.

You should have learned that at Annapolis.


GravatarSeptember the 11th

He sticks the "the" in there, like an intellectual.


GravatarPotato Salad !!!!!
Filthy swine


NEWMAN !!!!!!


GravatarHe sticks the "the" in there, like an intellectual.

Yup, I've always thought that. Dude, just say 9/11. But somehow "the" adds "weight to it." It isn't just any 11th. It's THE 11th.

Bah.


Gravatarwe have not suffered another attack on our soil since September the 11th, 2001.

Said with a straight face the week a bomb goes off in Times Square.


GravatarChimpy --we have to torture because of teh Intertubes

Limiting the CIA's interrogation methods to those in the Army Field Manual would be dangerous because the manual is publicly available and easily accessible on the Internet.


GravatarSaid with a straight face the week a bomb goes off in Times Square.
Toonscribe

Botox injections are the only way he can speak without drooling these days.


Gravatar♥♥♥♥♥♥ jeffraham! ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Sorry I missed you last night. The pharmacy had to hunt for Mr. Soprano's prescription (he's a little better this a.m.--managed to sleep some last night, with the coughing letting up) and by the time I got out of there, it was just at 5:00. My cell phone refused to cooperate, but I saw BRU in the parking lot, so I went up to look for you. We must have crossed in the hallway.

I saw Suzan, Martha, Rusty M., and a horde of other-not-jeffrahams, but not you.

When I got back down to the parking lot, BRU was gone. Frustration ensued, esp. as I had to drop off cookies at shul and couldn't detour to your house (other direction entirely, and I wanted to get home before getting stranded).

I can bring the item over on Monday.


Gravatar"...we have not suffered another attack on our soil since September the 11th, 2001."
P O'Neill


Well...Bush is technically correct.

He has certainly never suffered an attack of any kind since the day he was born...except may the DTs.


GravatarI suspect that in Bush lingo "attack on our soil" has a very limited definition.


GravatarThe idea that interrogation methods need to remain secret for national security is beyond idiotic. Do we think that our adversaries haven't already thought of pretty much every single possible way to torture somebody?


GravatarI suspect that in Bush lingo "attack on our soil" has a very limited definition.
Toonscribe


His ethanol policies are an attack on the soil.


GravatarHe has certainly never suffered an attack of any kind since the day he was born...except may the DTs.
Uncle Smokes


There was the time Lumpy slapped him around for wearing her pantyhose.


Gravatarmentions, quietly, expected temperature today is 78F.  There's orange blossom too.


GravatarThe idea that interrogation methods need to remain secret for national security is beyond idiotic.

If they've been reading the intertubes, the scary brown people might already know that we waterboard people. Just sayin'....


GravatarOkay, Canada is declaring war on Arizona.


GravatarThink Hillary will service Mark Rich in the Oval Orifice?


GravatarSoprano: I can bring the item over on Monday.

Yoops! I spaced, completely. When the bell rang, I was outta there, like a shot.
.


GravatarOkay, Canada is declaring war on Arizona.

My thought exactly!

*Glares menacingly to the southwest!*


Gravatar Lovin the cannabilism of yer Democrat Party........BBBBBWWWWWAAAAA. Florida !!! Haliburton !!!! Selected not Elected !!!!!! Too Rich !!!!! (pun)


Yap all you want, you goofy motherfucker. When the Democratic candidate is chosen and the focus is on the republic candidate, it's ass out for McDouche.


GravatarOkay, Canada is declaring war on Arizona.

No, no - Canada is already here!  It's okay!  (Did I mention about the ....  nah.  Better not.)


Gravatarmentions, quietly, expected temperature today is 78F. There's orange blossom too.

A mere trifle. Low 80s here. With orange, lemon, lime, tangerine, peach, pear, and tomato blossoms.


Gravatarbillbyb, your mother called. She is bring fresh Star Wars jammies - no pee stains ot skid marks. Should help that chafe.


GravatarThe rain has melted all the snow, tho. So there's that.


GravatarIt looks like the roads may be passable, so I may brush off BRU, and scoot to McD's, to see if my motorcycle buddy's around.
.


GravatarThere's a difference between "suffering" an attack and being momentarily inconvenienced.


GravatarSympathies to anyone logging in from Columbus, OH today. You folks are getting hammered...
Tralfaz | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 9:51 am

Logging in from Dayton. They think we've gotten a foot of snow, but with the 30 mph winds, kind of hard to tell.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


Logging in from Knox Co, just northeast of Columbus/Franklin Co. Gotta be at least 10 inches by now, but this far out in the country with all the drifting it's hard to tell.

It's gorgeous, though. Unfortunately I can't enjoy it free of the worry for the floods that are gonna follow when this stuff melts all at once and with frozen ground beneath. We're in a flood plain for the creek across the way. It's gonna be hell . . .
.


GravatarMah damn teef fell out again!!


GravatarSo there's snow in Nashville?
Toonscribe,

About four inches in my back yard, according to my scientific calculation of how the porch banister rail looks at the moment.


GravatarChimpy -- I was breaking the law for 5 years and I don't care.


GravatarMah damn teef fell out again!!
John Effin McCain


Fixodent can be your friend.


GravatarI only have 2"... so inadequate.

bbl
.


Gravatarbillbyb, your mother called. She is bring fresh Star Wars jammies - no pee stains ot skid marks. Should help that chafe.


My, this one brought its A game today. Dude, the above wouldn't have passed muster in the 3rd grade.

It's ass out for McDouche.


GravatarFixodent can be your friend.

Damn kidz stole mah super poly-grip!!


GravatarThe only one responsible for divisions in the Democratic Party is obama and his win at all costs campaign
The New Republic

Race Man
by Sean Wilentz
How Barack Obama played the race card and blamed Hillary Clinton.
Post Date Wednesday, February 27, 2008
http://www.tnr.com/politics/stor...a1- 69c6c268b304


GravatarIt's gonna be hell . . .
.
Sparkle Plenty


Crap, that sux. This is a bad time of year in the temperate zone...


GravatarIt's ass out for McDouche.
billy b


Hopefully, it'll be paws up time for him before too long.


Gravatarmentions, quietly, expected temperature today is 78F. There's orange blossom too.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers

Don't you have Yahk photos to post?

Kootennay MLS dream properties?

Photos of Arthur?

Please, be kind.


GravatarFor just once, I'd like to wake up on Saturday morning without wondering who in the hell ate all the bacon and eggs. Just once.


Gravatar55F here. Dry and sunny.


Gravatarfresh Star Wars jammies

Can you get me some new Depends?


GravatarFixodent can be your friend.


Let the old fool gum it.


GravatarI only have 2"... so inadequate.

bbl
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


"I got an angry inch!"


GravatarBlack people scare me.


Gravatarwe have not suffered another attack on our soil since September the 11th, 2001.

Anthrax, IIRC.


GravatarBBL

Gotta go make some pancakes for Older Child.


GravatarMy, this one brought its A game today. Dude, the above wouldn't have passed muster in the 3rd grade.


Let's worry about that when we get there........(third grade)......meanwhile, blow me.


GravatarThe federal government is shelling out $ 42 million to tell us that the satanic rebate checks are almost in the mail.


GravatarSympathies to anyone logging in from Columbus, OH today. You folks are getting hammered...
Tralfaz | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 9:51 am

Logging in from Dayton. They think we've gotten a foot of snow, but with the 30 mph winds, kind of hard to tell.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins

Logging in from Knox Co, just northeast of Columbus/Franklin Co. Gotta be at least 10 inches by now, but this far out in the country with all the drifting it's hard to tell.

It's gorgeous, though. Unfortunately I can't enjoy it free of the worry for the floods that are gonna follow when this stuff melts all at once and with frozen ground beneath. We're in a flood plain for the creek across the way. It's gonna be hell . . .
.
Sparkle Plenty | 03.08.08 - 10:35 am |


It's very pretty, I want to go out and take pictures. But I'll wait until the afternoon, when it's supposed to be tapering off.


GravatarI ate your eggs Vicki. Thers had the bacon.


Gravatarwe have not suffered another attack on our soil since September the 11th, 2001.

Anthrax, IIRC.


Oh yeah. And lots of mass shootings.


GravatarOh yeah. And lots of mass shootings.

You never hear about the zen shootings.


GravatarI was terrorized by Bruno Vs Carrie Ann Dance off.


GravatarOh yeah. And lots of mass shootings.
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


...but the Brooklyn bridge didn't get taken down with a blowtorch! It's all been worth it.


GravatarLet's worry about that when we get there........(third grade)......meanwhile, blow me.


Get McDouche to blow you, gimp. He has a lot of practice.


GravatarI can't wait for the new spinoff reality show "The Real Housewives of Orange County: Foreclosure Edition"


GravatarGet McDouche to blow you, gimp. He has a lot of practice.
billy b | H


But he respects the troops and Mr. McCain's service........you are a stain, punk. Your Daddy should have taught you something before he ran off with that gay dancer......


GravatarWell, sombitch. BRU won't start!
.


Gravatarmeanwhile, blow me.
Potato Salad !!!!!

PLAGIARIST!!

BEN DOMENICH, GET BACK TO STOCKING THE POP-TARTS!!!


Gravatar...but the Brooklyn bridge didn't get taken down with a blowtorch! It's all been worth it.

I hope we tortured people for that info.


GravatarThe federal government is shelling out $ 42 million to tell us that the satanic rebate checks are almost in the mail.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Forget the checks, when do we get the Mark of the Beast? I want to pick out shoes to match.


GravatarI ate your eggs Vicki. Thers had the bacon

No, "Flap" ate all the eggs. And the bacon.

Since my kid has had this boyfriend, my grocery bill has increased $ 30/week. I decided that I'm going to steal one of his Stewart's Creme Sodas, since his massive eating habits relinquished me to a fucking onion bagel and grapefruit. Motherfucker.


GravatarYour Daddy should have taught you something before he ran off with that gay dancer......

You seem to have confused billy b with Karl Rove.


GravatarRace Man
by Sean Wilentz
How Barack Obama played the race card and blamed Hillary Clinton.
Post Date Wednesday, February 27, 2008
http://www.tnr.com/politics/stor...a1- 69c6c268b304
mirror mirror | 03.08.08 - 10:38 am | #



So it was Obama's fault that the Big Dog couldn't keep his mouth shut in South Carolina?

Someday, I'd love to visit the alternate reality that some Clinton supporters seem to inhabit.


GravatarI ate your eggs Vicki. Thers had the bacon.
trifecta

I drank your milkshake. I drank it up.


GravatarThe federal government is shelling out $ 42 million to tell us that the satanic rebate checks are almost in the mail.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Obviously I've missed something.


GravatarAnd brown people had a truck load of cellphones going over a Michigan bridge. Terrifying!


GravatarOnions?
Yahk....
Arthur, bathing....


GravatarBy the time I knock enough snow off the Vino to get to everything on the pre-flight checklist, and effect the repairs, McD's will have stopped selling those delicious opium burritos. *sadness*
.


GravatarThe government is sending out a letter before it mails rebate checks to tell us that "the check is (almost) in the mail." Another waste from the Bush crime circle.


GravatarForget the checks, when do we get the Mark of the Beast? I want to pick out shoes to match.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 10:49 am | #



I hope they've updated the Mark of the Beast for the 21st century. Those 666 scalp-brands from the Omen movies were icky.


Gravatarmaybe we could do the 666 in binary for a modern touch.


GravatarEr, can we get those Clinton tax returns and the Marc Rich pardon docs.........now THAT would be CHANGE you can believe in !!!!!

Democrats are low forms of life. Lying, conniving America Haters........quite proud you must be........Harry Truman must have combusted in his grave by now........grow up, punks.


GravatarYour Daddy should have taught you something before he ran off with that gay dancer......

LORD OF THE DANCE!


GravatarIf you're not yet ashamed of this country, this headline should set you straight:

Bush Explains Veto of Waterboarding Bill

Pathetic.


GravatarBush Explains Veto of Waterboarding Bill

Yeah. We have sinned.


GravatarWell, this maybe my favorite site of the day:

Vote for your favorite Peeps Diorama!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/ fe...l,1,373734.poll

(Vincent Van Peep got my tick.)


GravatarFat, drunk, and Self Loathing is no way to go through life, Son

- Dean Wormer


GravatarI hope they've updated the Mark of the Beast for the 21st century.

Microchips in a variety of shiny pastels.

We've contracted it out to Apple.


GravatarNTodd,

Come and visit me. I need some civil disobedience to rock my world.


GravatarWe can look forward to 4 more years of this crap if McStain is elected:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yp82g3




We must be united as a party sooner rather than later.


GravatarPotato Salad !!!!! ~

God you're a fuckwit.

Come over here and let me mash you to death.


GravatarFat, drunk, and Self Loathing is no way to go through life, Son

Working out pretty well for you, it seems.


GravatarPlease, please pay attention to me!!!!


WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


GravatarYeah. We have sinned.

But we'll never be as bad as the Chinese, because we don't drink on the job (anymore, culturally).

That'd be an awesome show...following around a SWAT team with breathalyzers.


GravatarAnd brown people had a truck load of cellphones going over a Michigan bridge. Terrifying!
Moe Szyslak, cold


...and those guys in Florida who were thinking about maybe getting it together to work out some way to try to determine how to take out the Sears Tower just as soon as they got ahold of "boots, uniforms, machine guns, radios, vehicles and $50,000 in cash."


Gravatar(Vincent Van Peep got my tick.)
Roadmaster


The bloody bandage was a nice touch.


GravatarOooh! $89! WANT!
.


GravatarIt's very pretty, I want to go out and take pictures. But I'll wait until the afternoon, when it's supposed to be tapering off.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


Sky is beginning to brighten here, hopefully down your way soon. Post pics if you can, k?
.


GravatarCome over here and let me mash you to death.
Vicki, Who


Mash me !!! OOOHHHHH!!! Sit on my face and I won't be able to hear the stereo........Vicki, drop the cheeseburger - try a salad, chubby.


GravatarAre all the trolls women-haters?


Gravatar(Vincent Van Peep got my tick.)
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office | 03.08.08 - 10:54 am | #




Went for Peepzilla myself, VVP was a close second though.


GravatarLittle tension in the room this ayem ...


GravatarI love it when trolls call me fat.


GravatarBut he respects the troops and Mr. McCain's service........you are a stain, punk. Your Daddy should have taught you something before he ran off with that gay dancer......


McDouche respect his own service? Your reading comprehension is poor, dickless.


GravatarHmmm. I've been cited and quoted approvingly by a local dog blog, but not, er, named.


GravatarCome and visit me. I need some civil disobedience to rock my world.

Who do you want me to protest, baby?


GravatarLittle tension in the room this ayem ...
megisi


"Troll" and "little" are usually found in the same grammatical construction, so, yeah.


Gravatarall the trolls are women haters. they also hate NTodd too


GravatarYahk....
Arthur, bathing....

Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers

'enkyew.


GravatarAre all the trolls women-haters?

Some of them are NTodd-haters, too. As are some non-trolls.


GravatarCoke to Trifecta.


Gravatarall the trolls are women haters. they also hate NTodd too

Granted, one doesn't exclude the other...


GravatarAre all the trolls women-haters?

Apparently. This one has gotten fierce all of a sudden. I guess we're supposed to be scared.


GravatarSome of them are NTodd-haters, too. As are some non-trolls.
NTodd


Now, who could hate such a sweet, charming naif as you?


GravatarI guess we're supposed to be scared.
billy b


Oh damn, I musta missed that.


GravatarGotta run, punks. Enjoy being Miserable.........


GravatarWho do you want me to protest, baby?

Everyone and everything. I'm sick of Bland Rapids.

I'll pay you in snacks and booze, though. Maybe a bong hit.


GravatarThis one has gotten fierce all of a sudden. I guess we're supposed to be scared.
billy b |


Just another Repug, ready to spring into action when the mall shooting starts. And pointing out how studly he is for supporting a war he won't fight in.


GravatarWho do you want me to protest, baby?
NTodd, McGuffin Hitler


Time for a favorite Mr. Show bit.


GravatarAny chance mcainus has him some domestic violence history?


GravatarI miss marijuana. Fucking pee tests sick.


GravatarZap, see my posting at 10:11.

Bet you will agree.


GravatarNow, who could hate such a sweet, charming naif as you?

Clearly they are fuckwitted shitnozzles.


GravatarThings ReThugs Will Use Against Obama as Nominee: IL state senate voters' group questionnaire from Obama.

http://www.politico.com/news/sto.../1207/ 7312.html

Obama's presidential campaign explained differences between his stands as presented to a voters' group during his first run for the IL state senate and his current stands by saying the questionnaire was filled out by his campaign manager, not the Obama himself.

Too bad he didn't say candidates, like any normal, sensate, intelligent people, learn things and may change their minds as a result. Still, I'm sure McBush's people and R 527's or whatever have this as well.

Drat. Time to defuse this thing.


GravatarAre all the trolls women-haters?

Yes.


This has been another.......


GravatarEveryone and everything. I'm sick of Bland Rapids.

I'll pay you in snacks and booze, though. Maybe a bong hit.


I'm there, darls.


GravatarNTodd is easy to beat in Scrabulous. What's not to love


GravatarWhat's not to love
trifecta


I undestand that he sheds.


GravatarRoadie,

Yes...yes, I do agree.


GravatarOnetime McCain worker is arrested
Woman accuses him of assault

Flynn is accused of punching his girlfriend and breaking one of her ribs in a confrontation two days after the New Hampshire primary in January.

http://www.boston.com/news/natio...er_is_arrested/

Interesting. Birds of a feather?


GravatarJust another Repug, ready to spring into action when the mall shooting starts. And pointing out how studly he is for supporting a war he won't fight in.


It is to laugh. Tough talk is cheep.

While I know a few republics I'd think twice about tangling with, most of them are of the Karl Rove variety. Much blather, no cojones.


GravatarTrifecta is dead to me.


GravatarSun is trying to bust out, heah. Hopefully, that makes the Big Red Ugly want to start, later.
.


GravatarYeah, yeah, yeah.

Cokes all 'round.

Serves me right for going for more coffee.


GravatarI undestand that he shits.

Fucked yon tamale.


GravatarRoadie,

Yes...yes, I do agree.
Zap Rowsdower

This veto MUST be the rope by which he hangs for his crimes.


GravatarDrat. Time to defuse this thing.
jawbone | 03.08.08 - 11:02 am | #

I dunno. Better than the nuanced, say and do anything ethos of zellery.


GravatarFlynn is accused of punching his girlfriend and breaking one of her ribs in a confrontation two days after the New Hampshire primary in January.


Broke her rib? Fucker needs to be castrated.


GravatarI undestand that he sheds.


Unconceivable


GravatarI only had 49 cents. NTodd is just getting petty.


GravatarDad double-clutched the sheets.


GravatarI hate men who hit women.

They need to be put on an island and studied by researches, or abandoned.


GravatarSheets.


GravatarI miss marijuana. Fucking pee tests sick.
trifecta | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 11:01 am | #



That sucks. I'm on the job hunt again and trying to be careful not to apply anywhere that does them. You'd think they would be upfront about requiring them, but a couple times I've gotten pretty far a long in the process when they drop that bomb on me. I don't get it.


GravatarI only had 49 cents. NTodd is just getting petty.

Hey, a man's gotta eat.


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