I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
nothins wrong here
let them eat rein ...
Wasn't New Orleans "stable and peaceful" then, McCain?
Little known factoid:
Neither had a piece of cake. They left it there.
We have come across a compilation of Phillip K Dick's nonfiction, philosophical and unfinished writings. While we haven't had a chance to properly start it
we did peruse the plot pitch for a Mission Impossible episode in which
the team tries to get Castro to voluntarily flee Cuba, destroying his credibility. They can't just kill him, Dick notes before all that stuff came out in the 70s, because the Cubans would know what had happened and just be angrier. It never would've been picked up because in a nutshell it was a tour-de-force
illustration of how much more intelligent Dick was than the CIA.
i like cake.
what's so interesting downstairs?
There's a better photo when they've already walked away.
Fuckin' crack cake.
.
Let them eat cake, she says, just like Marie Antoinette
A built in remedy, for Kuschev and Kennedy....
McCain/Palin - guaranteed to blow your mind.
I don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction. There are those who want to destroy the better part of humanity. I ain't them.
Fuckin' crack cake
I'm making some hippie crack brownies here directly.
"Killer Queen" - another song McStain can rip off.
Boo Cakey
someone left the cake out in the rain
Anything happen while I was gone?
Barndog: I'm making some hippie crack brownies here directly.
When I was a cultivator, I learned the hard way: Titration is a BITCH.
.
I'd like to cover NTodd's hairy ass with whipped cream and slowly shave it.
Your Moment Of Zen.
No, thanks.
"Blow out the candles like your making the 9th Ward Levees fail, Johnny!!"
-G.W.
Hard to believe, but that cake is even whiter than McCain.
Christ....police already hassling protesters.
This is gonna be ugly, and the convention hasn't even started.
McCane and La Petomain ignore the rain... insane!
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I'd like to cover NTodd's hairy ass with whipped cream and slowly shave it.
too late.
Shorter Repuke pigs:
ixnay raisepay illaryHay
I baked you a CAT, dammit.
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Damn! The old bugger doesn't look a day over seventy or so.
I think both those fucks need to be chained to a park bench somewhere in NOLA for the duration of the storm.
When I was a cultivator, I learned the hard way: Titration is a BITCH
A crock pot, some butter and your favorite mix ground into flour. Simmer 4-6 hrs on low, then sit in fridge for 2-3 days.
Then, start baking. Then really bake.
J Sidney Walnuts had the rictus thing working there, didn't he?
The only thing missing is the turdtapping Bootsy with that fucking custom acoustic gitfiddle and that moronic G chord the asshole fucked up.
it's so disgusting.
i think they'll do a better job this time.
but whatever happened to the big rebuilding effort?
could put a damper on the convention, tears me up.
Christ....police already hassling protesters.
Free speech is quaint.
Anything happen while I was gone?
http://radar.weather.gov/radar.p...1101111&
loop=no
"Killer Queen" - another song McStain can rip off.
"Barracuda" is already in the bag.
Palin can piss herself on stage when she accepts the nomination.
Wait, I'm not Dave.
Then, start baking. Then really bake.
Barndog, still left handed | 08.30.08 - 9:26 pm |
you left off the most important instruction: then mail some to ina!
Gustav will drink your milkshake, rethuglican pigs.
"Free speech is quaint."
No, it's exotic.
J Sidney Walnuts had the rictus thing working there, didn't he?
Which is why I think the photo in his poster with Palin is at least 8 and may be 10 years old.
http://radar.weather.gov/radar.p...ar.p...1101111&
loop=no
aangus
Pretty picture.
At least they're not kissing.
and that moronic G chord the asshole fucked up.
billy b |
nothing to fret (or two) about!
Err.....guys? You might wanna take a peek at this:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/20.../137/486/
580223
bd - What kind of roux are you making there, home skillet?
I know this won't go over well, but I think MoDo might be on the right track with this. Someone needs to make a James Bondish poster with her holding a rifle across her chest, with moose and wolves in the background and her five children climbing all over some guns or something.
I think that is exactly how McCain's camp is trying to sell us on Action Palin!!!
Sarah = Harriet
I figured they was 'libruls' turns out not so.
from link above:
County Sheriff Bob Fletcher said the St. Paul raid targeted the RNC Welcoming Committee, a group he described as "a criminal enterprise made up of 35 self-described anarchists...intent on committing criminal acts before and during the Republican National Convention."
Titration is a BITCH
I learned that one in chem.
"Barracuda" is already in the bag.
I'd rather have Nancy Wilson as VP than Sarah Palin.
Either one, actually.
Cake is for the little people.
Free Speech ain't free, its expensive. It helps if you own a media outlet.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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What kind of roux are you making there, home skillet?
Fer mah hippies cookies, foole.
News: Georgian military commander tells of his
surprise at the Russian response to events in South Ossetia. Fark: His
name is Major Dumbatze
ADVICE TO MORONS
You can kill Americans and get away with it scot free, like that Mexican modern day feudal lord who ran over a woman with his pleasure yacht. You can kill Chinese and they won't even fucking notice. You can kill poor Jews so long as you don't so much as look at the most wealthy ones in any but a submissive way. You can do what the motherfuck you want with Africans and most Arabs.
If you fuck with Russkies, they will be so fucking eager to make Sicilians and Japanese look like Bushmen that they will wind up killing accidentally more of their own people in their rush to fucking level every residence of everyone who ever knew you. Besides, they're better at killing themselves than anyone else.
Either Nancy Wilson, is what I meant. Not either Nancy or Sarah.
I'd like to cover NTodd's hairy ass with whipped cream and slowly shave it.
too late.
NTodd, Komodo Dragon Fucker
i missed something here. is a whipped cream shaven ass like marty feldman's eyes?
I could use some medicinal brownies right now.
McCane has had four bouts of cancer, is 72 y.o. & he picks some twit?
http://www.vetvoice.com/showDiar...1C?
diaryId=1819
URL not found Orange Tom
I was the only person in my chemlab section that only had to do the titration experiments once. I was terrible proud of myself.
Now let me see, fundamentalists prayed for rain during the Democratic convention. Now God is sending a big, badass hurricane up the American midwest just in time for the Republican convention. Seems about right, big guy.
Which is why I think the photo in his poster with Palin is at least 8 and may be 10 years old.
Reminds me of the Runaway Bride.
I saw Al Franken at the State Fair today.
{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}
Just got back from taking Maddy to see her mommy. They both had a blast. Mommy sounded better today; she was feeling sick on her meds and is trying to get off them, so she's having a rough go, but she's hanging tough.
Maddy's now having Nana and Bapa time. And she learned to say 'dalmation' and 'Barack Obama' today 
maybe HRC can show up and say:
We cracked this particular glass ceiling for woman--nominating a woman for VP on a losing presidential ticket--25 years ago.
This isnt a big step for women.
More importantly, I know Hilary Clinton, Hilary Clinton is someone I know really well, and Sarah Palin is no Hilary Clinton.
Messiah Milli Vanilli Obama:
"That Palin ho stepped on my glorious imperial oration, the bitch.."
County Sheriff Bob Fletcher said the St. Paul raid targeted the RNC Welcoming Committee, a group he described as "a criminal enterprise made up of 35 self-described anarchists...intent on committing criminal acts before and during the Republican National Convention."
Anyone hear Elias say he was going to MSP?
Wait, I'm not Dave.
edub
and i'm not hal.
Let them eat cock.
Fer mah hippies cookies, foole.
Oh, I didn't pick up on the 'mix' part. I got ya' covered there, my boy.
URL not found Orange Tom
Just clicked my own link and it led right to it. Try again?
I was the only person in my chemlab section that only had to do the titration experiments once. I was terrible proud of myself.
I can hate you just a little, can't I?
Anyone hear Elias say he was going to MSP?
Pfft...he's too "downtrodden" to go anywhere outside Youngstown.
I could use some medicinal brownies right now.
How about some girl scout cookies?
Orange Tom | 08.30.08 - 9:28 pm | #
ripped out of the series Desperate Housewives
OMG
of course
this will be god for McCain
Deadthresded but silly.
Actual CNN headline.
Most cows point north, study finds
NTodd, I'll get Mlle to share some of her brownies. They're not medicinal per se, but they do improve one's mental health
Do they have the minority report on those future crime busts in St. Paul?
Now let me see, fundamentalists prayed for rain during the Democratic convention. Now God is sending a big, badass hurricane up the American midwest just in time for the Republican convention. Seems about right, big guy.
Le Jackel
I am beginning to believe there is a God..
ina!!!!!!
'Bootsy and the Fucked-Up G-Chord'. That ought to be a country tune.
How about some girl scout cookies?
Made of brownies?
Sallyh: Maddy's now having Nana and Bapa time. And she learned to say 'dalmation' and 'Barack Obama' today
That's awesome! I'm cheered up, now!
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Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 9:31 pm |
Brian's been flogging his unfunny material for two days now. Perhaps he's angry because in addition to "celebrating" with the Ohio State football team, she decided to also "console" the Youngstown State football team.
Dave's not here, man.
How about some girl scout cookies?
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
i just ate the last of the delta airline biscotti.
'Bootsy and the Fucked-Up G-Chord'. That ought to be a country tune
Yer onto something there, Hoss.
The document name you requested (/radar.p...1101111&) could not be found on this server. However, we found documents with names similar to the one you requested.
I know,,,in a show of solidarity, let's make the entire Republican convention, all the delegates and the press, stay in the arena for the duration of the hurricane a la superdome....
And she learned to say 'dalmation' and 'Barack Obama' today
:terrorist fist bump:
Most cows point north, study finds
That is udderly ridiculous. Cows gots no fingers.
I can hate you just a little, can't I?
Oh absolutely, I am afraid I rubbed it in a bit, I was a little bit insufferable at the time, not at all the sweet soul that i am today.
Pfft...he's too "downtrodden" to go anywhere outside Youngstown.
He's protesting by putting little white flags on his neighbors' lawns.
My freshman college chem partner and I managed to create a pretty good explosion and fire in lab. It burned off his eyebrows.
I remember explaining to my three year old niece why that man on the teevee is called chimpy. She got it right away. From then on when I asked, "Whose that man?"
"Chimpy," she would reply and I'd give her a swedish berry.
Maddy's now having Nana and Bapa time. And she learned to say 'dalmation' and 'Barack Obama' today
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 08.30.08 - 9:31 pm
Can she say 'mccain sucks' yet?
So there are rumors swirling that her last child is actually her grand child. Whether it's hers or her daughter's I wish them all well.
Of course, if they are lying it's most likely because they're two subjugated fundie women who would rather lie than appear human to their fundie friends.
That is udderly ridiculous. Cows gots no fingers.
xMime Troll
hoove a little imagination
Walnuts Donni Marie McPalin:
"That Palin ho shot my glorious imperial moosecow from a helicopter, the bitch.."
Buttrubba
My freshman college chem partner and I managed to create a pretty good explosion and fire in lab. It burned off his eyebrows.
I would have figured you for blowing up the chemistry building
'Bootsy and the Fucked-Up G-Chord'. That ought to be a country tune.
billy b
i'll get right on it.
but just as i hate to acknowledge that his name is a nick for a female body part, i hate to admit that he's held a guitar...
And she learned to say 'dalmation' and 'Barack Obama' today
Tres cool!
Bedbug, as you can see above, Escariot linked right to it.
As a member of a family of Tide fans, I am obliged to be happy about Alabama handing Clemson's asses to them.
Don't worry, though, Saban will be looking for a job again once he loses #7 to Auburn.
CNN quick vote
Who is the stronger VP choice?
Joe Biden 68% 204764
Sarah Palin 32% 95463
Total Votes: 300227
http://www.cnn.com/
Computer models are pretty much in agreement where Gustav is going to strike. The big question is at what strength.
http://www.wunderground.com/
trop...0807_model.html
Most cows point north, study finds
I read this on Rawstory a few days ago. How do the cows get to the south end of the pasture while facinf north?
Did they graze backwards? =)
dalmation
dalmatian
some good newz:
"But among the critical undecideds, the Palin pick made only 6 percent more likely to vote for McCain; and it made 31 percent less likely to vote for him. 49 percent said it would have no impact, and 15 percent remained unsure. More to the point: among undecideds, 59 percent said Palin was unready to be president. Only 6 percent said she was.If the first criterion for any job is whether you're ready for it, this is a pretty major indictment of the first act of McCain's presidential leadership."
hahaha...mcsame pulled a boner.
http://andrewsullivan.theatlanti...ideds-
dont.html
So there are rumors swirling that her last child is actually her grand child. Whether it's hers or her daughter's I wish them all well.
That reminds me - I put Chinatown on my NetFlix queue...
if palin's kid had a kid and the family decided to adopt it and raise it as its own; I say: more power to them.
the idea that they could run for VP and hide it is as dumb as edwardses thinking they could self-approve some adultery and it would be kept quiet.
who's the father?
could get juicy
I would have figured you for blowing up the chemistry building
My other college blow jobs were more important to me.
Agh ... not a picture I needed to see ...
g'd'evening folks ... we saw Hamlet 2 today, thought it was hilarious.
Computer models are pretty much in agreement where Gustav is going to strike. The big question is at what strength.
Man, that's some scary shit.
I DO NOT CARE WHO CAME OUT OF WHO'S HOO-HOO!
FUCK IT ALL!
.
"Obama seen shopping at Orvis, trying on camo hunting gear..."
I DO NOT CARE WHO CAME OUT OF WHO'S HOO-HOO!
FUCK IT ALL!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 9:39 pm
I am your father, Jeffraham!
but just as i hate to acknowledge that his name is a nick for a female body part, i hate to admit that he's held a guitar...
Especially the custom axe that some stupid SOB made for him in that pic.
What a waste.
Obama Story now on CNN.
Shit, I don't even know outta who's hoo hoo from which I came.
What's the BFD anyways?
I DO NOT CARE WHO CAME OUT OF WHO'S HOO-HOO!
Horton hears a hoo.
I deeply resent who came out of Barbara'a Hoo Hoo in July 1946, and so, I believe, does the world.
"Obama seen shopping at Orvis, trying on camo hunting gear..."
Orvis makes fly fishing stuff, rocket surgeon.
I DO NOT CARE WHO CAME OUT OF WHO'S HOO-HOO!
FUCK IT ALL!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Amen.
Ang gas prices here in N'ville have spiked from $3.49 to $3.69 in three days because of Gustav ... remind me why we want more oil platforms in the Gulf?
I've heard there are things called 'pussy farts.'
It doesn't matter about the kid.
Ridicule is better than personal destruction.
And it lasts longer. See; Colbert, Steven @DC Press Corps Dinner.
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 9:40 pm |
Brian Hardig also at Orvis, looking for compass in futile attempt to locate his lost testicles.
Is our resident poet laureate dith posting under another name now?
C'mon...froth from the pukehole.
if palin's kid had a kid and the family decided to adopt it and raise it as its own; I say: more power to them.
Well, either she endangered her own baby by giving a speech after her water broke and then getting on a 10 hour flight to Alaska because she insisted it be born there (nice family values) or it's her daughter's baby, which was disguised as her own, to protect her political position. Not good no matter how you look at it.
"McPalin seen shopping at Walmarts, trying on Sam's fall designer wear..."
Suckfuckit
They are as dumb as doorknobs. They got dirt on Sarah Palin. They will keep the polls close and then steal the election. Old man McCain will grimace on national teevee and keel over, everyone sheds a tear. Voilá, eight more years of Republican rule under Chesty McMoosemeat.
the still-jetlagged 5yo from the other room when i told her to go to sleep:
"no, baby."
"what??" says i.
"i thought it was okay to call my mama 'baby'."
"I DO NOT CARE WHO CAME OUT OF WHO'S HOO-HOO!
FUCK IT ALL"
AGREED! PLEASE STOP!
Err.....guys? You might wanna take a peek at this: -Orange Tom
Because of the liberal smear merchants pushing their politics of personal destruction and the intrusion onto the personal lives of my faithful and innocent family (which I will not tolerate) and the distraction that it has become to former POW Senator john McCain, I have reluctantly withdrawn my name as the Vice Presidential nominee of my party effective immediately – Governor Sarah Palin 10/04/2008
I read this on Rawstory a few days ago. How do the cows get to the south end of the pasture while facinf north?
Did they graze backwards? =)
BedBug |
when I was a tyke, they told me that Ozarks cow's right legs were shorter is why they all faced one direction.
I DO NOT CARE WHO CAME OUT OF WHO'S HOO-HOO!
AH, but the Republicans do, especially the fundies.
Yeah, keep the kid out of it. He's got no upside to any of this.
The narrative in the weather underground link above says laconically: The official forecast does not call for category 5 until 24 hours from now.
Jaysus.
remind me why we want more oil platforms in the Gulf?
Southern Beale
Bigger oil slicks.
Not good.
"You need to be scared and you need to get your butts out of New Orleans right now," Nagin said.
Nagin said he expects Gustav to "punch holes in the Harvey Canal," which will cause the West Bank to become a bath tub.
The West Bank has 8-foot-high to 10-foot-high protection, he said. Gustav's storm surge may be 15-, to 18- to 24-feet high.
Anyone who opts to remain in New Orleans "will be on your own," Nagin warned, adding that services will not be available.
i dont see any regulars hopping on this Palin/daughter syndrome. it almost seems as if it is a troll concern.
except for SteveLG
I've heard there are things called 'pussy farts.'
Trool Poop | 08.30.08 - 9:42 pm |
if you had good ears, you could here this one right here.
......
noblejoanie: AH, but the Republicans do, especially the fundies.
FAR less than they care about her legal pot smoking, and how she feels about that, as a mom.
.
What's the BFD anyways?
Remember the old joke:
What do men spend 9 months trying to get out of and the rest of their lives trying to get back in?
I deeply resent who came out of Barbara'a Hoo Hoo in July 1946, and so, I believe, does the world.
I imagine that even W wishes he hadn't come out of a vagina dentata.
Wait. Michigan lost to UTAH???
what's Milli Vanilli Obama's problem with strong women?
fuck homonyms!!!
"Obama seen shopping at Orvis, trying on camo hunting gear..."
Well that settles it. I'm voting Nader.
I find it hard not to break into tears when thinking about Gustav.
Just read Orange Tom's link. Twice.
Flabbergasted, to say the least.
Wait. Michigan lost to UTAH???
Yes.
http://www.wunderground.com/tropical/tracking/
at200807.html
Going to Cat 5 and then hopefully backing down to Cat 4 when it hits.
Computer models are pretty much in agreement where Gustav is going to strike. The big question is at what strength.
Man, that's some scary shit.
Zap Rowsdower | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 9:39 pm |
My mind can't really comprehend 150 mph sustained winds. 50 mph wind gusts freak my out, hurrican strength winds? Uh uh.
if you had good ears, you could here this one right here.
......
ina, heroine
No flirting.
does Milli Vanilli Obama have a, uh, Muslim-esque problem with women?
what's Milli Vanilli Obama's problem with strong women?
Lubyanka
He has no problem, Brian. You, on the other hand...must be tough to be a cuckolded castrato.
I've heard there are things called 'pussy farts.'
Trool Poop
I think they call it a queef. And yes, they happen to hoo-hoos.
Barndog - you makin' those for Wheatland?
Look for my unit up there. She's going at noon next Friday.
Wait. Michigan lost to UTAH???
The Utes cheated. Nothing but Osmond and Romney kids.
Thank god for the army corps of engineers! This is why we need military academies!
what's Milli Vanilli Obama's problem with strong women?
Given he's married to one? Nothing.
i dont see any regulars hopping on this Palin/daughter syndrome. it almost seems as if it is a troll concern. peterboy
Oppo research or instigation.
She's not qualified. She's damaging the McCain campaign. Nothing else is important.
what's J Sidney Walnut's problem with women?
Stickdickit
Wait. Michigan lost to UTAH???
Yes.
Barndog, still left handed | 08.30.08 - 9:45 pm | #
Hah ha!
well the National Enquirer will get on it...if there's any chance it's remote;y true they'll get it out in the open....
anyone have a link to a map showing Gustav's patha cross the gulf?
Wait. Michigan lost to UTAH???
Yes.
It will take some time for Michigan to get used to running the spread offense, and to recruit players suited to run it. They will, eventually.
what's Milli Vanilli Obama's problem with strong women?
Lubyanka
Obamas wife is a string women, its the fundie men that think they should be at home raising kids and cleaning.
No flirting.
edub
Anyone who opts to remain in New Orleans "will be on your own," Nagin warned.
I've already said that, plagarist.
Barndog - you makin' those for Wheatland?
Yes ma'am. I will - tell her we will be in Backwoods on the woodline with Lost World - about midway up the trail.
Look for Pink Flamingoes. We're in their back yard.
I find it hard not to break into tears when thinking about Gustav.
rorschach
well, i'm not going to cry, but it's only because i don't live there.
i know it's going to be ugly, i just hope everyone is ok, and gets the hell out.
"Obama seen shopping at Orvis, trying on camo hunting gear..."
Given the way a significant minority of Americans feel about a black candidate, I sincerely hope he chooses to forgo photo-ops with the hunting community.
The narrative in the weather underground link above says laconically: The official forecast does not call for category 5 until 24 hours from now.
Jaysus.
strawhat says
Local NWS is saying we'll get flooding rains. SE. Ks & So MO.
Wolverines looking for a hole to crawl into
anyone have a link to a map showing Gustav's patha cross the gulf?
Southern Beale | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 9:47 pm | #
Here.
i dont see any regulars hopping on this Palin/daughter syndrome. it almost seems as if it is a troll concern.
except for SteveLG
peterboy | 08.30.08 - 9:44 pm | #
It was brought up last night, and this morning, by non-trolls.
I think NTodd called it correctly: odd, and we should probably just wait and see what happens, as there is enough to work with already.
Well that settles it. I'm voting Nader.
I complained to my wife this morning that Obama's policy positions are practically identical to Hillary's.
"Well, we'll have to vote for a real liberal then."
"WHAT real liberal?"
"Well, we can vote for the Libertarian or whatever."
"Do you KNOW who the Libertarians are running this year?"
Reading the comments over at tropical weatherunderground, there's this:
BATON ROUGE, Louisiana (CNN) - Authorities began ordering mandatory evacuations along Louisiana and Mississippi's Gulf Coast on Saturday as Hurricane Gustav roared past Cuba and into the Gulf of Mexico.
"They made it very clear that this storm could be as bad as it gets," Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal said Saturday afternoon of the Category 4 storm, with sustained winds that reached 150 mph. "We could see flooding even worse than we saw in Hurricane Katrina."
Wolverines looking for a hole to crawl into
Lubyanka
Brian, you realize I could have easily turned this into a slam against you and Janet, right?
Anyone who opts to remain in New Orleans "will be on your own," Nagin warned.
Unlike the last 3 years?
Hitler's sayings for women was "Kinder, Kurch und Kuch"
Children, Church and Cook.
anyone have a link to a map showing Gustav's patha cross the gulf?
links to NOAA's and NASA's hurricane pages at the homepage.
JP, I'm sorry; I can't help it. I'm a copyeditor. It's like a disease.
That would be whose, you see: The pronoun needs to be in the possessive case. Who's is a contraction of "who is."
Therefore:
I do not care who came out of whose hoo-hoo.
And that is <i>completely</i> correct.
Unlike the last 3 years?
No shit.
well, i'm not going to cry, but it's only because i don't live there.
Well, I don't now, but I did. And I volunteered helping those who were displaced by Katrina. So it kinda gets to me.
But I thought Palin was a man, in fact the second hottest post-op tranny in Alaska.
My mind can't really comprehend 150 mph sustained winds. 50 mph wind gusts freak my out, hurrican strength winds? Uh uh.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 08.30.08 - 9:46 pm
Sat and waited out a Cat 1 going overhead a week ago Friday.
Ain't gonna wish this on anyone.
I would expect the FEMA response to be more on-the-ball this year, simply owing to the fact that a lot of fat GOP contributors have made multi-million-dollar land grabs in that area in the post-Katrina era.
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I got out of Louisiana after Katrina and Rita. I was back down last year. Still a ton of blue tarps on rooftops.
They don't need this.
Here:
Gustav predicted path
OK, here's a thought (and please let me know if this narrative has been suggested before)...
Ms. Mooseburger was nominated to nullify the bounce after Obama's kickass speech. Done.
And to make Biden think twice before picking on a poor girl. Coming.
Baby-daughter-momma-gate...yeah, it'll come out, right before the election.
But it'll be some meanie lefties who leak the whole sordid story and embarass poor Ms. Mooseburger into resigning in shame (+++++tears, great sympathetic optics), comforting familiy at her side, and McSame saying "whoduh thought it, poor girl, if she'd only told me the truth...".
The nation will feel sorry for her, McSame will nominate the appropriate wingnut, and the election will go on to be stolen as per usual. (And will Obama get any airplay over this human interest story? not likely.....)
Seriously, these guys don't take a shit during election season without projecting the entire end game scenario. And Rove will fuck over anyone to get his guy into the WH.
Or.....
McSame is a senile fuckstick who didn't vet this woman properly and nominates from his pants.
I sure hope its number 2.
omg
a copy editor?
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Abe Vigoda tarnished the dome.
I would expect the FEMA response to be more on-the-ball this year, simply owing to the fact that a lot of fat GOP contributors have made multi-million-dollar land grabs in that area in the post-Katrina era.
I hope Trent Lott's porch is ok!
strawhat: And that is completely correct.
Dang! I know that, and yet I haven't typed it correctly ALL DAY LONG!
Thanks.
.
Well, I don't now, but I did. And I volunteered helping those who were displaced by Katrina. So it kinda gets to me.
rorschach
Gonna be ugly, rors. I feel ya.
Palin: smokin hot with glasses
Good map:
http://www.stormpulse.com/hurric...ane-gustav-
2008
J Sidney Walnuts McMouse looking for a whole to crawl into.
Lubepalin
I think NTodd called it correctly: odd, and we should probably just wait and see what happens, as there is enough to work with already.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
If the National Enquirer picks it up, that's good enough for me.
Seriously, I'm stunned. I'm not one to believe anything, especially photos, in the photoshop age, but those posted should be easy enough to verify.
Weird, to say the least.
as far as palin goes, just let her talk.
even if she doesn't say something stupid and money is on definitely, the voice is enough to...
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/
Bu...owers_0830.html
Bush quietly seeks to make war powers permanent, by declaring indefinite state of war
'cuz it's just so awesome!
What scares me the most about Palin is that she is a dominionist - a ninja (neopente) dominionist, to be exact.
I don't know if you guys remember me posting about it four years ago, but theological dominionism is very scary, because you have people who think they're empowered by God to force others to do "the right thing." But even moreso, to force the end times, if necessary.
Honest to God, we can't have her within 5,000 miles of the presidency.
i dont see any regulars hopping on this Palin/daughter syndrome. it almost seems as if it is a troll concern.
except for SteveLG
peterboy | 08.30.08 - 9:44 pm | #
It was brought up last night, and this morning, by non-trolls.
I think NTodd called it correctly: odd, and we should probably just wait and see what happens, as there is enough to work with already.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
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I'm afraid whether it is true or not, the "rumors are already half way around the world" while whatever the truth may be is still putting on its shoes. The McCain camp is going to have to deal with this and in a hurry.
Palin: smokin hot with glasses
Lubyanka
Aww, aint that sweet, I bet you say the same about Cheney
Everybody have a piece of cake?
So? Enjoy?
"Wait. Michigan lost to UTAH???"
yeah, it gonna take some time until they can beat the BUCKEYES.
like decades.
Palin: dokin cot mit classes
Palin = Republican flop sweat
My mind can't really comprehend 150 mph sustained winds. 50 mph wind gusts freak my out, hurrican strength winds? Uh uh.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 08.30.08 - 9:46 pm
Sat and waited out a Cat 1 going overhead a week ago Friday.
Ain't gonna wish this on anyone.
Tom - 大肚腩 | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 9:51 pm | #
I remember watching some of the video from folks who rode out Andrew 16 years. Listening to the wind howl just made me nuts. I like breezes, but something about strong winds make me loopy and highstrung. Don't know if it's the pressure, or what.
Palin: smokin hot with glasses
She's no Bailey Quarters... who was probably more VPable, come to think of it.
.
McRictus: Staring at Palin asses.
Lubejobba
What scares me the most about Palin is that she is a dominionist - a ninja (neopente) dominionist, to be exact.
So she's a little kinky. Just don't scare the cattle.
The baby mama thing will sort itself out without our interest. I agree with others, there is plenty to consider that will be much more worth our attention.
But they are mostly gun-toting Democrats. Probably let them drown like last time, it appeals to the base don't you know. You are on your own motherfuckers.
I think NTodd called it correctly: odd, and we should probably just wait and see what happens, as there is enough to work with already.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
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I'm afraid whether it is true or not, the "rumors are already half way around the world" while whatever the truth may be is still putting on its shoes. The McCain camp is going to have to deal with this and in a hurry.
foolme1ns | 08.30.08 - 9:55 pm
This is what happens when you don't vet your vp candidates.
The McCain camp is going to have to deal with this and in a hurry.
foolme1ns | 08.30.08 - 9:55 pm |
No, silly, that's the presses job.
"Wait. Michigan lost to UTAH???"
I know Appalachian State, and Utah is no Appalachian State.
Children, Church and Cook.
Actually:
Kinder, Küche, Kirche. Children, kitchen, church.
Brian, you realize that Gov. Palin wouldn't give you the time of day, either, don't you?
Yeah, who cares? We won't remember her name in six months.
I got a bitchin' Camero.
Grandma Palin
Everybody have a piece of cake?
So? Enjoy?
Gomez
As Gustav carves up Cuba.
Michigan is scheduling Green Valley Junior College for next year's opener.
The most Brian could hope from Mrs. Palin is a restraining order.
Hey theodoric,
it got deadthreaded below, but you're right about Admiral Stockdale. Not an idiot.
Palin, also not an idiot, possibly, though definitely a fundy loon and inept, corrupt, sleazy lightweight.
the fact that she has a much much better chance to be VP is pretty frightening
Seriously, I'm stunned. I'm not one to believe anything, especially photos, in the photoshop age, but those posted should be easy enough to verify.
Weird, to say the least.
edub | 08.30.08 - 9:53 pm
Something else to remember, all the medical personnel that would be involved in the coverup. It's sort of difficult to prevent people from talking, even if they're not supposed to.
yeah, it gonna take some time until they can beat the BUCKEYES.
like decades.
The Buckeyes? heh.
They sure like them some SEC, don't they?
I haven't seen Sarah Palin on girlwithglasses.com, and believe me, I check several times a day.
Yeah, who cares? We won't remember her name in six months
That's what I'm talking about.
I don't want to go near the Palin baby issue. It's a private matter.
If it is true, it would follow the teaching of dominionist extremism, but I choose not to believe it is true.
There are so many other issues to hit her with.
Messiah Milli Vanilli Obama-Flator:
"Dude, who stepped on my glorious unicorns-and-cloud-castles speech?..."
Reading earlier in thread, I probably owe a soda.
Alright, I'm really going to bed.
NTodd, I always knew you were a Nazi rat bastard. Plus all those times you made me dress up in an SS uniform with riding crop. Tsk.
Is she still McCain's vp pick?
She hasn't withdrawn her name yet?
1 million people have evacuated the Gulf Coast. Can the Mayor of 9000 even contemplate the size of the job?
just stopped by DU and it seems that Palin just may have some problems:
Leaving her town 20 million in debt
The latest kid may actually be her daughters.
Worked hand in glove with Ted on the bridge to nowhere.
etc. etc.
Will the media actually do its job this year?
Kinder, Küche, Caribou
-Michele "ungulate" Bachmann
Honest to God, we can't have her within 5,000 miles of the presidency.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
She's not prophesized in Revelations, so I don't think she will be.
As Gustav carves up Cuba.
noblejoanie
Good health. The most important thing.
The first question is who the child's father is. Knowing that, we can move on to who the mother is.
Re: Minneapolis
Phoenix Woman @ FDL
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Bob Fletcher is the sheriff of Ramsey County. Bob Fletcher is a Republican from the formerly lily-white St. Paul suburb of Maplewood, which has for decades had an uneasy relationship with its southern neighbor. Bob Fletcher is also on the verge of losing his job, as a long-standing FBI corruption probe that has already taken out two of his buddies is drawing its net around him; he may well feel that he has nothing to lose and everything to gain by using extralegal methods to please his RNC pals.
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Thanks, Joanie.
Good health. The most important thing.
Gomez | 08.30.08 - 10:00 pm | #
Show the cake to everyone
all the medical personnel that would be involved in the coverup. It's sort of difficult to prevent people from talking, even if they're not supposed to.
Has anybody asked the questions?
Will the media actually do its job this year?
angryspittle | 08.30.08 - 9:59 pm | #
no.
Will the media actually do its job this year?
angryspittle | 08.30.08 - 9:59 pm
No.
The baby mama thing will sort itself out without our interest. I agree with others, there is plenty to consider that will be much more worth our attention.
jc in ky
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It could, but try to stop people from speculating about it. Might as well try to stop the tides.
Something else to remember, all the medical personnel that would be involved in the coverup. It's sort of difficult to prevent people from talking, even if they're not supposed to.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
True, but as the post said, the medical personnel involved w/ Palin herself was rather small, and she gave birth in the Mat-Su clinic rather than Anchorage.
As for the daughter, that's another matter entirely. If she's not the mother, then it's moot. If she is, then that's more tinfoil for the hat.
More importantly, has the tobacco harvest been saved?
"They sure like them some SEC, don't they?"
ok, so they had a couple bad games.
otoh, the bucks do get an education. so there's that...
just stopped by DU and it seems that Palin just may have some problems:
Leaving her town 20 million in debt
The latest kid may actually be her daughters.
Worked hand in glove with Ted on the bridge to nowhere.
etc. etc.
Will the media actually do its job this year?
angryspittle | 08.30.08 - 9:59 pm
Don't focus on the middle 'problem', focus on the other two. Let the National Enquirer focus on that baby bit.
"Dude, who stepped on my glorious unicorns-and-cloud-castles speech?..."
Lubyanka
No one, asshole. The world is still reeling from it's awesome impact. Nothing like it in American history, nothwithstanding the news of the Moose Hunter as McCain's #2.
what's Milli Vanilli Obama's problem with strong women?
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 9:45 pm | #
No problem, he married one. What's McCain's problem with strong women? he won't allow any around him. He picked a moron to run with, and screwed over his first wife with his trollop. Looks like St. John is afraid of strong women, not Obama.
Will the media actually do its job this year?
angryspittle
Heh. angryspittle just made a funny.
1 million people have evacuated the Gulf Coast. Can the Mayor of 9000 even contemplate the size of the job?
The woman was head of the PTA. Hell yes, she can oversee the evacuation of the Gulf COast.
Palin has three houses.
The first question is who the child's father is. Knowing that, we can move on to who the mother is.
After the guy in Austria, I am not certain of that.
More importantly, has the tobacco harvest been saved?
Le Jackel
Yay! Another multi-billion dollar bailout on its way!
NTodd, I always knew you were a Nazi rat bastard. Plus all those times you made me dress up in an SS uniform with riding crop. Tsk.
Le Jackel
Le Jackel is chicago dyke??
No problem, he married one. What's McCain's problem with strong women? he won't allow any around him. He picked a moron to run with, and screwed over his first wife with his trollop.
And called his wife and sugar mama a "cunt".
From the comments for my previous link:
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The last section of the warrant describing the “probable cause” justifying issuance of a warrant is interesting. In reality, they had no probable cause and most of the items listed are completely legal. The judge responsible should really be held accountable.
One of the items to be searched for was “hollowed out puppets.” Damn muppets! I always suspected they were anarchists.
----
Sounds like a glorious chance to invade the socialist motherfuckers. That will teach the Russians to mess with Georgia, oldest Christian punk republic in the Universe.
Lubyanka has a real problem getting it through his empty head that Obama's speech made history, while McCain's choice made for a sure loss for the GOP. Only the neocons and idiots like lubby aren't aware of Palin's lack of qualifications, ethics and moral center.
The woman was head of the PTA. Hell yes, she can oversee the evacuation of the Gulf COast.
billy b | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 10:02 pm | #
Well, the head of the Arabian Horse Club did such a fine job, after all.
Something else to remember, all the medical personnel that would be involved in the coverup. It's sort of difficult to prevent people from talking, even if they're not supposed to.
Well, after her 10 hour flight from Texas, instead of going to the best and closest facility for dealing with premature babies, she drives all the way back to her hometown, to a little emergency medical place there.
Given her history of getting people fired for not doing what she wanted them to do (and abusing her power in general), it's not too hard to imagine that the 3-4 medical staff involved would be easily kept quiet.
all the medical personnel that would be involved in the coverup. It's sort of difficult to prevent people from talking, even if they're not supposed to.
Has anybody asked the questions?
NTodd, Komodo Dragon Fucker | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 10:00 pm
Well, I believe with HIPAA you can ask them but they wouldn't be able to answer them, IIRC. This doesn't mean that John McCain's staff shouldn't have asked. Oh, wait. They didn't vet her.
otoh, the bucks do get an education. so there's that...
jdw | 08.30.08 - 10:01 pm | #
heh. That's the old fallback. Fuck you.
She's not prophesized in Revelations, so I don't think she will be.
No, but someone I know who did a "horary horoscope" (no clue on what that is) on the election says it told him that McCain would win the election "but not without extraneous difficulties."
After the guy in Austria, I am not certain of that.
Snow (D-SC)
The father's last name is Shickelgruber.
Yes ma'am. I will - tell her we will be in Backwoods on the woodline with Lost World - about midway up the trail.
Pete and Mary and the gang usually camp there, in Lost World. I like it there.
Look for my friends Larry and Susie - they're the ones who lost the son in July. Give them a hug for me.
I know you'll remember their son - he was only 16 and teaching seminar on the jaw harp. The redhead.
I'm still not over that one, either.
Shitty summer, all and all.
Tomorrow's a new day.
Michigan is scheduling Green Valley Junior College for next year's opener.
MP | 08.30.08 - 9:58 pm
for those dissing Michigan, you might check the scoreboard for A&M fans.
late 4th qtr. (4min or so to go)
Arkansas State 15
Texas A&M 14
Only the neocons and idiots like lubby aren't aware of Palin's lack of qualifications, ethics and moral center.
Palin reminds lubby of his favorite blow-up doll--
Who, it just so happens, has just about the same qualifications to be VP as Palin.
Well, the head of the Arabian Horse Club did such a fine job, after all.
rorschach
I bet she's hot in riding pants.
Palin has three houses.
On Marvin Gardens!! I'm Screwed!!
btw, back at you, Ina. Glorious day in the valley today.
What new scandal, gaffe or act of general incompetence has Mrs. Barracuda Gigglefest engaged in since earlier today?
Well, I believe with HIPAA you can ask them but they wouldn't be able to answer them, IIRC.
Well, she's a Veep candidate now, and we should have access to her medical records...
otoh, the bucks do get an education. so there's that...
jdw
With Andy Katzenmoyer's summer school curriculum, no Buckeye fan can brag about the academic prowess of the football program.
In her efforts to ensure that her child was born in Alaska, and thus a citizen of the state she ruled, Governor Palin showed determination and grace that should make mothers all over America proud.
"One of the items to be searched for was “hollowed out puppets.” Damn muppets! I always suspected they were anarchists."
paper mache' puppets are *always* hollow.
you make paper mache' puppets illegal, and the green party will have no reason to exist.
Evening, folk.
Hey kids, let's not quote the trolls so as not to harsh the mellow of those who use killfile, a fine invention.
But back to a topic: Gustav is already down to 942 mb. How low did Katrina's pressure get?
Only the neocons and idiots like lubby aren't aware of Palin's lack of qualifications, ethics and moral center.
B-b-but...She eats mooseburgers!
Well, the head of the Arabian Horse Club did such a fine job, after all.
Sadly, the jackasses from the administration have given countless speeches from NOLA in the past three years, but the city still languishes, waiting to be restored.
Fucking war criminals.
Well, she's a Veep candidate now, and we should have access to her medical records...
NTodd, Komodo Dragon Fucker
Fund out if she's an innie or an outie.
Governor Palin showed determination and grace that should make mothers all over America proud.
Swoozie | 08.30.08 - 10:05 pm | #
or get them locked up.
i dont see any regulars hopping on this Palin/daughter syndrome. it almost seems as if it is a troll concern.
That's the winger domain.
When in the Navy, rode out a Cat 1 off the coast of Cape Hatteras, NC in a landing ship. Actually had to put a foot on the bulkhead at times to walk.
Well, I believe with HIPAA you can ask them but they wouldn't be able to answer them, IIRC.
Well, she's a Veep candidate now, and we should have access to her medical records...
NTodd, Komodo Dragon Fucker | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 10:05 pm |
See, now there's an opening.
Hell yes, she can oversee the evacuation of the Gulf COast.
Palin's ability to do the job is another question entirely. I'm still wanting to know if she even yet understands the breadth of the undertaking.
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting.
"With Andy Katzenmoyer's summer school curriculum,"
HEY NOW, he took a lot of hits to the head. we do what we can with what we gots.
The woman was head of the PTA. Hell yes, she can oversee the evacuation of the Gulf COast.
billy b | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 10:02 pm | #
Well, the head of the Arabian Horse Club did such a fine job, after all.
rorschach
I think what we have with the Republicans is a clear case of poor management skills. Seems like putting the right people in the right job should be the first task.
I'm a copyeditor
My grammar, spelling and punctuation have gone to fucking fuck online.
Evening shawk!
From Shaw K.!
Is it possible that Chimpy will make *two* sweaty press conferencences vowing to use everything in his power to rebuild New Orleans?
Bob Fletcher is also on the verge of losing his job, as a long-standing FBI corruption probe that has already taken out two of his buddies is drawing its net around him; he may well feel that he has nothing to lose and everything to gain by using extralegal methods to please his RNC pals.
Yeah, he's really a piece of work.
Gonna be an ugly one, but I'll be documenting most of it at my good-for-nothing blog.
I'm still wanting to know if she even yet understands the breadth of the undertaking.
Snow (D-SC) | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 10:06 pm | #
she doesn't even know whqt the Veep does. She's a fucking moron who got very lucky, as all repigs are.
"With Andy Katzenmoyer's summer school curriculum,"
HEY NOW, he took a lot of hits to the head. we do what we can with what we gots
:D
I thought you'd respond with Robert Smith, who, IIRC, was pre-med, or wanted to be.
Palin's ability to do the job is another question entirely. I'm still wanting to know if she even yet understands the breadth of the undertaking.
She's got the "I can shoot an old man in the face!" bit down pat.
Is Swoozie a parody?
Evening all. Is there anything funnier than the Newsmax ad dramatically asking "Is Obama finished?" *he he he*
The media will do its job this year - making millions and feeding people crap.
*Gomez listening to Ford's 76 acceptance speech*
(Gomez boring)
Michigan is scheduling Green Valley Junior College for next year's opener.
MP
Wolverines!
I'm just hoping San Diego State can squeak by Cal-Poly tonight. It's a home game for the Aztecs, so they might win by a field goal.
Sadly, the jackasses from the administration have given countless speeches from NOLA in the past three years, but the city still languishes, waiting to be restored.
Indeed.
Eighty-five victims of the storm left unclaimed by any survivors were finally laid to rest as another deadly storm, Hurricane Gustav, strengthened in the Gulf of Mexico and threatened the city.
I just went back down there in January, and it is still a mess.
"I'm a copyeditor"
awesome.
fix my posts.
and dwd's novels.
Here's how Biden wins the Veep debate:
Make it all about Dick Cheney.
The wingnut base loves them some Dick. The public fucking hates him. So Biden just has to ask whether Palin agrees with how Dick ran the OVP, and whether she'd like some of those sweet, sweet powers.
There's no way to wriggle out of that.
Bob Fletcher is the sheriff of Ramsey County
I knew Bob Fletcher when he was a St. Paul patrolman. It doesn't surprise me in the least that he's a crook. It only surprises me that it took thirty years for him to get caught.
Hey kids, let's not quote the trolls so as not to harsh the mellow of those who use killfile, a fine invention.
But back to a topic: Gustav is already down to 942 mb. How low did Katrina's pressure get?
strawhat says ☮ | 08.30.08 - 10:05 pm
according to Wiki, 902 and 920 for at the time of both landings:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Hur...rricane_Katrina
Is it true that Buckeye fans really appreciate a fine Claret? Classy.
Supreme Commander Thor: She's got the "I can shoot an old man in the face!" bit down pat.
Maybe so, but Palin can't take Cheney's place. Shit, she couldn't get out of this brother-in-law-gate without leaving her greasy fingerprints all over it. How could she HOPE to get away with exposing a counter-proliferation asset in the CIA?
.
My grammar, spelling and punctuation have gone to fucking fuck online.
masculine_monica_nyc | 08.30.08 - 10:07 pm | #
Watch your language, lil missy!
i dont see any regulars hopping on this Palin/daughter syndrome. it almost seems as if it is a troll concern.
Smells like ratfuck to me. Now, I think that Palin's vetting was probably a bit light, but if there's anything to come out, the Alaska press looks fairly competent.
The wingnut base loves them some Dick. The public fucking hates him. So Biden just has to ask whether Palin agrees with how Dick ran the OVP, and whether she'd like some of those sweet, sweet powers.
"Come on, Governor, let me hear a good 'Go Fuck Yourself!' right now."
Southern Beale, an astrologist really said that.
Ugh.
You don't want to be in a storm below 1000 mb.
For unlawful carnal knowledge. Cucumbers grow outside the bark.
"I thought you'd respond with Robert Smith,"
..and i thought *you'd* mention claret.
and dwd's novels.
jdw | 08.30.08 - 10:09 pm | #
That'll take a whole lot more than a copyeditor.
she doesn't even know whqt the Veep does.
Besides safeguarding the space-time continuum?
Hey kids, let's not quote the trolls so as not to harsh the mellow of those who use killfile, a fine invention.
But back to a topic: Gustav is already down to 942 mb. How low did Katrina's pressure get?
strawhat says ☮ | 08.30.08 - 10:05 pm
according to Wiki, 902 and 920 for at the time of both landings:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Hur...rricane_Katrina
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 08.30.08 - 10:09 pm |
And Rita's was even lower:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hur.../
Hurricane_Rita
My grammar, spelling and punctuation have gone to fucking fuck online.
masculine_monica_nyc
N ah tawt eet wuz jus mi.
ha! coke to mofo.
Well, after her 10 hour flight from Texas, instead of going to the best and closest facility for dealing with premature babies, she drives all the way back to her hometown, to a little emergency medical place there.
Given her history of getting people fired for not doing what she wanted them to do (and abusing her power in general), it's not too hard to imagine that the 3-4 medical staff involved would be easily kept quiet.
Orange Tom | 08.30.08 - 10:03 pm |
not to add fuel to the fire regarding palin as vp, 'cause, as many have pointed out, there is plenty to go on without baby talk, BUT (seeing as i've only ever heard of people claiming a child's child as their own), this rumor intrigues me.
i ask: how many 5th babies stay inside for 10 hours after the water breaks?
Dick Cheney is one of America's most beloved politicians, mainly because of the determination and grace he showed while serving our country at the same time he battled a potentially fatal heart condition.
Maybe so, but Palin can't take Cheney's place. Shit, she couldn't get out of this brother-in-law-gate without leaving her greasy fingerprints all over it. How could she HOPE to get away with exposing a counter-proliferation asset in the CIA?
No how, no way. As I like to say, she'd fuck up a glass of warm water.
"I thought you'd respond with Robert Smith,"
..and i thought *you'd* mention claret.
I have no idea of the reference.
fix my posts.
and dwd's novels.
You need an editor.
I knew Bob Fletcher when he was a St. Paul patrolman. It doesn't surprise me in the least that he's a crook. It only surprises me that it took thirty years for him to get caught.
Heh. Gotta love St. Paul. Our cops stay crooked.
"That'll take a whole lot more than a copyeditor."
oh man, i am sorry...
London tabloid editor: I'll pay $10,000 dollars to the first bitch who gets a compromising photo of that whore Palin.
Dick Cheney is one of America's most beloved politicians
"For me to poop on."
London tabloid editor: I'll pay $10,000 dollars to the first bitch who gets a compromising photo of that whore Palin.
Le Jackel
Photoshop time!!!!
and edub: today was a challenging day for my family. so i didn't really notice the weather. it feels sticky now, though.
are you 3-county fair-ing it at all?
MP, you are absolutely correct. It's been a busy day
Maddy is now rearranging all of the refrigerator magnets.
"I am beginning to believe there is a God.."
No need for God when it comes to ordinary, garden-variety karmic retribution...
Dick Cheney is one of America's most beloved politicians
You really should learn to put the /snark tag at the end of your statements.
"I thought you'd respond with Robert Smith,"
..and i thought *you'd* mention claret.
I have no idea of the reference.
DJ | 08.30.08 - 10:12 pm | #
Maurice Clarett.
(sigh)
what a waste.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Mau...Maurice_Clarett
Dick Cheney is one of America's most beloved politicians
Yes. Beloved as an asshole.
Dick Cheney is one of America's most beloved politicians
You are obviously on better drugs than I am.
i dont see any regulars hopping on this Palin/daughter syndrome. it almost seems as if it is a troll concern.
I think it's irrelevant, the root of the issue is her lack of qualification and the poor judgment she exhibits in trying to tell the American people she's ready to take on a job she's got no experience to handle.
Dick Cheney is one of America's most beloved politicians to Halliburton
Ah ficked yur poast
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
"You need an editor."
you need a *lady* editor, who understands that every word is carefully selected by an *artist*, and is not to be fucked with by some plebian fucknozzle.
Lieberman's speech is Monday night.
See, the three dudes in the race are ruggedly ugly. She's the first pretty face to run for the highest offices in the world. Now we want the juice, baby.
http://www.siouxfallsmoms.com/
wa...d_delivery_date
Water Break and Delivery Date
"I am beginning to believe there is a God.."
I still maintain that if god exists, he's a totally indifferent bastard.
I've never beloved anybody, much less Cheney.
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
mena | 08.30.08 - 10:14 pm | #
yes
That'll take a whole lot more than a copyeditor.
rorschach | 08.30.08 - 10:11 pm |
ouch.
how is fucking Nagin still mayor of NOLA?
Maurice Clarett.
(sigh)
what a waste.
Ah. A pun. I'm well aware of Clarett. Unfortunate.
Thanks. Swoozie, you do good parody. Very different style than Merkin, but on par with Merkin. Thanks again.
Heh. Gotta love St. Paul. Our cops stay crooked.
Zap Rowsdower
I lost track of Fletcher. In the early 80's he was one of those [bowel] Movement Conservatives. Did he stay with that act?
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
That's me too, mena.
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
mena
It could be a sign of something.
You really should learn to put the /snark tag at the end of your statements.
Otherwise the whole thread could turn into snark.
You guys are being tomcatty.
late 4th qtr. (4min or so to go)
Arkansas State 15
Texas A&M 14
SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
State ended up beating the Aggies 18-14.
God Damn. That's my school.
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
mena | 08.30.08 - 10:14 pm | #
No way. Just ask Maddy
how is fucking Nagin still mayor of NOLA?
theodoric of athens | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 10:15 pm | #
nobody picked him for VP.
mena---not at all, IF it's crusty/crunchy, but not ok if it's some jive ass pizza hut mush.
In her efforts to ensure that her child was born in Alaska, and thus a citizen of the state she ruled, Governor Palin showed determination and grace that should make mothers all over America proud.
Swoozie
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Interesting spin. But while she was making efforts to ensure her child would be a citizen of Alaska(?) she was taking awful chances that the child wouldn't be a citizen of anything except a grave through her irresponsible actions, if indeed she were the one who was pregnant.
are you 3-county fair-ing it at all?
ina, heroine
No, the pig races will have to go on without me.
I might Big E it, though. Haven't done that for a few years.
Milli Vanilli Obama:
"That Palin ho stepped all over my beautiful, glorious, imperial oration...the bitch.."
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
That's me too, mena.
Barndog, still left handed | 08.30.08 - 10:16 pm | #
Weirdo
I've never beloved anybody, much less Cheney.
rorschach
"for me to poop on"
Go fuck yourself, Dude.
I still maintain that if god exists, he's a totally indifferent bastard.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 08.30.08 - 10:15 pm | #
Stephen Crane wrote:
A man said to the universe:
"Sir I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."
yes
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 08.30.08 - 10:15 pm | #
==
Really?
Did he stay with that act?
I've only been here for three years (was in Mpls. most of my life), so I'm not sure.
But he proved himself to be, at the very least, an utter spazz while running against Finney for sheriff.
This is the only thing I can think of when I hear Robert Smith.
Show me how to do it and I promise I'll run away with you.
Weirdo
Thanks.
Go fuck yourself, Dude.
God
That's like, your opinion, man.
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
mena
Probably. It is OK to like the outer crust, but not mostly.
Milli Vanilli Obama:
"That Palin ho stepped all over my beautiful, glorious, imperial oration...the bitch.."
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 10:17 pm
Sounds like this RNC troll-bot needs to be reset. Isn't that like the 5th Milli Vanilli reference.
"Maurice Clarett.
(sigh)
what a waste."
yup.
next week the jdw household is gonna be lots of fun. ohio state(the old lady's school) is gonna play/slaughter mine.
i woulda went to osu, but had no desire to live in a preppy cornfield amongst 150,000 preppy cornheads.
Wow, Mizzou is whipping on Illinois. This should not come as news to Floridians, as they well know that Ron Zook can recruit 'em, but can't coach 'em worth a damn...
Cheney's s latest numbers:
7% very positive
18% somewhat positive
17% neutral
15% somewhat negative
40% very negative.
Ouch.
Question
When you're pregnant and your water breaks, do you need to go to the hospital immediately?
Answer
Yes! Some women believe that if their contractions have not started, it is safe to wait at home until their labor begins. However, doctors are concerned when this occurs and their patient stays at home because of the risk of infection and because of the risk of the condition known as cord prolapse. Rarely, the cord can drop through the cervix, a potentially very serious situation for the baby.
So once the water bag breaks, it is very important to go to the hospital so the doctor can check the health of the pregnancy and proceed with assisting labor, if necessary, to minimize the time of labor and the risk of infection. Complications are rare, but it is still important to check in at the hospital.
Man, Gerald Ford was a dork.
yes
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 08.30.08 - 10:15 pm | #
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Really?
mena | 08.30.08 - 10:18 pm |
Yes.
(coming from a woman who as a child used to take all the toppings off and eat only the crust).
I don't eat the outside crust anymore for a variety of reasons.
jdw: <i>you need a *lady* editor, who understands that every word is carefully
selected by an *artist*, and is not to be fucked with by some plebian
fucknozzle.</i>
And so few of my authors understand that I am a lady editor, delicately raised and carefully nurtured in my craft, with only the most solicitous concern for the author's voice. All I want in this world is to make my authors sound brilliant! But the authorial ego sometimes leads to paranoia . . . and thus they end up thinking I'm a plebeian (note second e) fucknozzle, fucking with their work.
A thankless job, that of a copyeditor, thankless.
T
It could be a sign of something.
==
Damn. Huh!?
mena,
Don't listen to these assholes. You can like whatever you like.
Not surprisingly, I suppose, my favorite part of the pizza is the pepperoni.
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
mena
I mostly like the outside crust too, but not enough to eat it before the cheese, salami, and pomegranate.
Interesting spin. But while she was making efforts to ensure her child would be a citizen of Alaska(?) she was taking awful chances that the child wouldn't be a citizen of anything except a grave through her irresponsible actions, if indeed she were the one who was pregnant.
foolme1ns | 08.30.08 - 10:17 pm | #
Well, when you fuck the Anti-Pope in order to conceive Satan's child, what the fuck is a girl supposed to do?
You know what is really disgusting?
A web page that seems to claim that they are for supporting Hillary Clinton, who is a Democrat, who will run a post like this.
http://hillbuzz.wordpress.com/20...ocrat/
#comments
A bullseye on the symbol of the Democratic party. Sick.
I just went back down there in January, and it is still a mess.
My wife was there a couple of months ago and said the same thing.
i've actually been entertained by miss state la tech. go figure. E carolina was a fun game, as was utah beating richie rich rod.
You know who's more qualified than Palin?
Joe Lieberman.
No not the real one, but the big puppet one from the Kiss float.
Maybe that's why the police were on the lookout for 'hollow puppets' (as opposed to those GOP-approved solid ones wtf?). It was to protect Joe since he was McCain's first choice.
how is fucking Nagin still mayor of NOLA? - theodoric of athens
Weirdo
Thanks.
Barndog, still left handed | 08.30.08 - 10:18 pm
No problem!
Southern Beale, an astrologist really said that.
Ugh.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
And they're just wrong. Sorry.
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
mena
My advice:
Breadsticks.
I like to eat the cheese from a pizza first.
Smokin Hot Palin:
Biden's hairplugs on fire
I am not an Bama fan, but I must say: Roll Tide!*
*Does not apply after this game ends.
Is it wrong to mostly like the outside crust part of the pizza?
mena
the 5yo used to eat her pizza up to the crust, then give the crust to me. yum.
now, she eats it nearly to the crust, turns it around and eats most of the crust, then offers me the weird saucy pre-crust (yeah, i eat it. what's it to ya??)!
Sounds like this RNC troll-bot needs to be reset. Isn't that like the 5th Milli Vanilli reference.
Crankcase | 08.30.08 - 10:18 pm | #
he has nothing. Obama hasn't said thing one about Palin, and doesn't give a shit. Obama has the presidency sewn up, and Palin is on her way to becoming a laughing-stock. Obama goes into the history books, and Palin gets a paragraph in The Onion. Lubyanka, like the rest of the wingnuts, is absolutely terror-stricken at the prospect of McCain's absolutely crushing defeat, and the loss of the majority for the next 40 years of so. Lubyanka is just like my poor stupid dog, who runs after the same ball time and again. No imagination whatsoever, and no balls at all.
A web page that seems to claim that they are for supporting Hillary Clinton, who is a Democrat, who will run a post like this.
It's more offensive that they link to Hot Air.
Oh, and those six PUMAs can have their bottle.
fucking accidental slanted text - the joke is totally untimely now ...
"When you're pregnant and your water breaks, do you need to go to the hospital immediately?"
i dunno what yer supposssed to do, just don't be sitting on my fucking couch when it happens. mkay?
I like to eat the cheese from a pizza first
Sometimes only though. Not all the time. Like Vicki - I'm a big fan of good pepperoni.
"Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni."
You gotta be old to know where that came from.
*embracing everyone in a cruchy chewy outside pepperoni embrace*
And anyone who wants may have the gooshy middles!
My adult kid peels the cheese off the pizza. She likes the cheese taste but not the actual cheese. Strange girl.
Have a hit, Dude. It's on me.
Governor's water breaks in Texas, gives birth in Alaska
Despite being very, very pregnant, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was in Grapevine Thursday for a forum held by the Republican Governor's Association.
Just yesterday, Palin was in Texas at a forum on energy with Texas Gov. Rick Perry and executives from four other states.
The governor's water broke during the energy conference but she stayed and gave a 30-minute speech before boarding an Alaska Airlines plane home to deliver the baby.
Palin gave birth to Trig Paxson Van Palin Friday at 6:30 a.m.
No word on why Palin was so determined to make sure young Trig wasn't born a Texan.
Lubyanka is just like my poor stupid dog, who runs after the same ball time and again. No imagination whatsoever, and no balls at all.
Janet saw to the balls part. Isn't that right, Brian?
It was to protect Joe since he was McCain's first choice.
I've been enjoying all day thinking about HoJo not getting the nod and then writing the Dems a big check. What a complete ass.
"Like Vicki - I'm a big fan of good pepperoni."
must.not.comment.
Cheech y Chong
but not enough to eat it before the cheese, salami, and pomegranate.
edub | 08.30.08 - 10:19 pm | #
where do you get your pizza? (and if you say 'home made,' how do i get some??)
I haven't had pizza in ages.
.
And anyone who wants may have the gooshy middles! - mena
nah, I only, mostly, like the outer crust ...
must.not.comment
Oh, c'mon man.
"No one really wants to attend a party with the "prolies," one insider told us, referring to the delegates. A lot of them are city organizers and the kinds of folks he would prefer not to spend an evening with. "Shady" was the chosen adjective. He much preferred to run into friends from back home as he made the party circuit, and he was not disappointed. Other high-powered Dems concurred with this assessment, and one even offered that he had looked forward to Denver with the same relish as his annual retreats to Aspen and Miami."
the current democratic party...shuns the working and middle classes
uh oh:
ronjazz's chronic problem with that jazz tuba honking out his ass has reappeared..
Dude, you promised to have that honking tuba surgically removed...
You pipple proly eat ta middle of an oreo 1st.
McCain: Damnit, that trollop Palin took away more votes than I'll get. And Obama still got an 8 point bump.
Wait...there's more than one way to eat pizza? Learn something new everyday here.
Gustav growing into ‘monster Category 5 storm.’
Update The White House is "reevaluating the President's plans to attend the Republican National Convention" in order to monitor the relief efforts.
Update "A senior McCain source tells CNN they are considering turning the convention into a service event — a massive telethon to raise money for the Red Cross and other agencies to help with the hurricane."
Well, I got a couple of cool gifts today. Gomez sent me the "Chicago" DVD, and a friend of mine gave me a bracelet made of broken pieces of depression glass.
It doesn't matter how you eat a pizza. What matters is what is on the pizza, e.g., if it has ham and pineapple on it, it's not a fucking pizza. It's simulated vomit and a disgrace to pizza chefs the world over.
You pipple proly eat ta middle of an oreo 1st.
jc in ky | 08.30.08 - 10:24 pm | #
whaddya mean first? only.
eeeeppp!!
See? There he goes with the tuba thing again. it makes no sense, and it's not even funny, it's just stupid, like Lubby. A stupid little coward with no balls or brains, and no chance with McCain and his whores.
"Oh, c'mon man."
love ya man!
You pipple proly eat ta middle of an oreo 1st.
jc in ky
Eet dunt werk sew gurd wid ah tootsy pop.
McCain's got 12 houses so he doesn't have to mix with his own kids.
I hear they call pizzas "pies" in certain areas.
*Does not apply after this game ends.
I have to be a nominal Tide fan, since I married into an Alabama family.
This means that I have teams in three conferences, though, since I went to college in the Big Ten and grad school in the Pac-10.
Fortunately, none of them has gone anywhere in the next ten years or so, so I haven't had any crises of loyalty.
gosh, Palin a woman who gave birth to a Downs baby..
what, she's not an infanticide-lover like "progressives"?
the horror!
the humanity!
Ham and pineapple work well on a pizza.
Not my flavor, but the flavors meld.
And sausage coupled with peppers - especially banana peppers - excellent.
Another anti-fruit republican.
Pizza Nazi | 08.30.08
Heh.
So take a deep breath and explain it to me like I'm two fucking years old. Governor Palin 'had' a baby five months ago that might actually be her daughters? Have I got that right?
barndog, con't encourage jdw or I won't save you any crust.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn...ention-changes/
The hardest decisions — like whether to cancel a day or two of the four-day gathering, or to or condense days — will be made at the last second, say GOP officials. But the logistics of those decisions are already being discussed.
There are two scenarios under consideration for President Bush's speech, currently slated for Monday night. If the president is on hand to speak, his wife Laura will give a short speech. If he is not, the first lady will give a longer speech, while the president himself speaks via satellite from the White House or a location affected by the storm. That decision will likely not be made until Sunday evening, or perhaps Monday.
Officials won't discuss in detail how McCain's plans might change, but say he is likely to go Monday and/or possibly Tuesday to an aid station in an area hit by the hurricane, if its intensity continues as expected.
Dude, you promised to have that honking tuba surgically removed...
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-suck A-a-a-a-assa blows chunks.
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hilarity ensued!!!!!
Palin's daughter gave birth to a down syndrome baby, and refused to care for it, so Sarah has it attended to by the help. Perfect wingnut bhavior.
I have to be a nominal Tide fan, since I married into an Alabama family.
They're playing Clem's Son.
barndog, con't encourage jdw or I won't save you any crust
Oh, but I must, I must!!
Anything goes with pizza except Chicago deepdish folded in half and eaten NY style
With my first baby, my water broke a little at the time and there was nothing I could do to stop it, and it was messing up everything. I don't think even Depends would have helped to conceal that very long. It wouldn't stop. I can't imagine what she must have been wearing to be able to wait to give a speech and then fly on a plane for 11 hours and nobody noticed anything.
Just sayin'
You can food anything. All you have to do is put it on a pizza!
where do you get your pizza? (and if you say 'home made,' how do i get some??)
ina, heroine
It's a Russian/Peruvian place outside of Ludlow. . .can't remember the name offhand.
Spocko
Something to be laid at Michael Savage's door?
oh, fuck IE. the window crashed. Grrr
I was appalled when I saw pesto pizza on a menu - in California, of course. Tasty, but not pizza.
We Chicagoans are fussy like that.
McCain's got 12 houses so he doesn't have to mix with his own kids.
Helps him avoid the Quaylin Alien Spawn issue that's been discussed here ad naseum.
gosh, Palin a woman who gave birth to a Downs baby. -LubedWanka
Plenty of women give birth to kids with Down Syndrome. Like being a POW this is not considered experience for office.
"A senior McCain source tells CNN they are considering turning the convention into a service event — a massive telethon to raise money for the Red Cross and other agencies to help with the hurricane."
Bush and Cheney in response to Gustav plan to invade Canada.
"It just wouldn't be appropriate to have a festive occasion while a near-tragedy or a terrible challenge is presented in the form of a natural disaster," -j. mcsame
see picture.
http://www.eschatonblog.com/
2008...236820844807710
mena - I had pizza for lunch at ye olde watering hole. Nice oak fired brick oven pizza too.
In "Do The Right Thing", Danny Aiello pronounced them peezzas.
This nasty bitch doesn't bathe.
The dingleberries are suffocating me.
HELP!!!
A senior McCain source tells CNN they are considering turning the convention into a service event — a massive telethon to raise money for the Red Cross and other agencies to help with the hurricane.
"He wants to do something service oriented if and when the storm hits and it’s as bad as its expected to be now," said this McCain source.
They are also hoping to get McCain himself to a storm-affected area as soon as possible.
Earlier, John McCain had suggested to a FOX News interviewer that the convention could be suspended if it seemed a festive gathering was inappropriate in light of the potential destruction the storm may bring.
i had our usual this evening: bacon and onion pizza.
They're playing Clem's Son.
I'm watching. Hoping for highlights of the Michigan-Utah game.
It's simulated vomit and a disgrace to pizza chefs the world over.
Pizza Nazi | 08.30.08 - 10:26 pm | #
While vomiting pizza is all crazy cool and the latest rage you haven't lived until you've vomited donuts. It's actually quite pleasant. Thank you Timmy.
Senator McCain: "Which house are you hiding Meghan in?"
the best pizza i ever had was in south beach.
some european thing, on mushrooms.
i'm pretty sure the mushrooms greatly enhanced the experience.
Officials won't discuss in detail how McCain's plans might change, but say he is likely to go Monday and/or possibly Tuesday to an aid station in an area hit by the hurricane, if its intensity continues as expected.
I'm still laughing over the fundies who prayed for rain to disrupt Obama's speech.
McCain, RNC to Gustav:
Come and get us, asshole
Governor Palin 'had' a baby five months ago that might actually be her daughters?
Stork makee mistakee
"A senior McCain source tells CNN they are considering turning the convention into a service event — a massive telethon to raise money for the Red Cross and other agencies to help with the hurricane."
But, But, But Glenn Beck said that not one dime should go to New Orleans!!
mena - I had pizza for lunch at ye olde watering hole. Nice oak fired brick oven pizza too.
Barndog, still left handed |
wha? is there a place in your town called 'ye olde watering hole?' 'cause there's one in mine, with a beer can collection (but no pizza, as far as i know).
Any truth to the scuttlebutt that Palins latest kid is actually her daughters?
Lubyanka's party is the party of mass-murder.
Fuck the Humanit-t-t-t-ty!
Kill them all, starting with out own troops!
The horror!
My grammar, spelling and punctuation have gone to fucking fuck online.
masculine_monica_nyc
should try programming in DBIII for PC's. I couldn't spell simple words like "that" for 5 years.
So take a deep breath and explain it to me like I'm two fucking years old. Governor Palin 'had' a baby five months ago that might actually be her daughters? Have I got that right?
Le Jackel
More like four months ago. But yeah, that's the idea.
bacon and onion pizza!!
ina - this is why I love you
oh - and hello everyone
So, LubedWanker, is Palins child faking it and needs yelling at by Savage?
Cspan has the 1976 Republican National Convention speech of California Governor Ronald Reagan.
I was quite doctrinaire about pizza when I lived in Chicago.
Then I went to Seattle.
Then I went to Italy.
Now, as far as I'm concerned, you can put anygoddamnedthing you want on a pizza. Just don't expect me to eat it unless it includes pepperoni and mushroom.
Did McCain keep somebody's watch safe for them at teh Hilton?
Atrios homepage has (hugh) downs syndrome.
e.g., if it has ham and pineapple on it, it's not a fucking pizza.
==
Fuckin A, it's a luau.
(bd - Aghhhh, wood-fired...)
Can you tell I'm about "issued" out tonight?
And what was it about Bogart? MMMmmmmmmmmmmmm................
Both of my degree granting institutions require opposition to Clem's Son. And the undergrad is playing Clem's Son next. We're hoping Clem's Son is demoralized.
I think McCain should be waiting when Gustav hits landfall. He could finish it with a mean left hook.
So she like fucked her daughter or what?
i had our usual this evening: bacon and onion pizza.
ina, heroine
Joe's?
I wouldn't eat the pizza at Ye Olde Watering Hole, even if it existed.
While vomiting pizza is all crazy cool and the latest rage you haven't lived until you've vomited donuts. It's actually quite pleasant. Thank you Timmy.
Le Jackel |
but the best thing to vomit is dr, pepper -- the only thing i've found that tastes the same in both directions.
The oddities only grow from here on, as instead of rushing to a Dallas medical facility that could treat a mother who's amniotic fluid has been draining for hours on end (made even more crucial due to the fact that this is occurring a full month prematurely), Sarah & Todd instead opted to... Fly all the way back from Texas to Alaska. A dangerous choice, as with each pregnancy (once again, in this case after four previous), a mother's window of labor to delivery grows shorter and shorter.
Aboard Alaska Airlines, the flight lasted for eight hours, with an additional landing in Seattle. The majority of commercial airlines require mothers seven months pregnant to provide a doctor's letter to fly, but Sarah did not inform the airline of her condition. Alaska Airlines is one of the few airlines that do not require such a notice, despite the possibility of an emergency landings being required in such scenarios. That said, no one on board noticed that Sarah was going into labor.
"We leave the decision to fly up to our customers and their medical advisers," according to Alaska Airlines representative Caroline Boren.
"Governor Palin was extremely pleasant to flight attendants and her stage of pregnancy was not apparent by observation as she didn’t show any signs of distress," Boren said.
Eight months pregnant. A 6.2 pound fetus. No one notices a visible trace. By the third trimester, a perfectly fit woman not wearing anything less than a space suit should be easily spotted as pregnant. Not in Sarah's case.
The plane then made a landing in Anchorage, Alaska. Does Sarah then visit a medical facility that can accommodate a premature birth in Alaska's most equipped city? No. She drives 45 minutes away, to Mat-Su Regional Medical Center, right outside the small village she used to govern as Mayor, Wasilla. Trig Palin is then delivered one month premature, Friday night. Sarah returned to work after three days.
home made pizza:
3 cups flour
3/4 cup water
1 tsp yeast
pinch salt.
proof yeast in water until bubbly. add to flour and salt, knead. cover dough ball with olive oil, sit aside for 2 hours to rise.
punch down dough and divide into two pieces, roll crust. add shit. cook.
McCain, RNC to Gustav:
Come and get us, asshole
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 10:31 pm | #
Yeah, from 1500 miles away. What big men. And very bright, to be talking to a hurricane.
Such cowardice distinguishes the right wing. McCain especially, giving up his information after being tickled all night. Such traitors in the GOP.
I require onions and mushroom on a pizza, unless it's ham and pineapple. All else is optional.
.
ronjazz:
your ass-tuba's honking and honking, dude, making you look stupid..any way of controlling it?
Did McCain keep somebody's watch safe for them at teh Hilton?
McCain would have sold it to the North Vietnamese for a pack of smokes and a roll in the hay with a hooker.
McCain/Palin to replace VH's Right Now with Don't Let Your Son Go Downs on Me.
i hate myself.
Joe's?
edub
pizza factory: two for one if you pick up.
where do you get pomegranate on yours?
Watch your language, lil missy!
Yes, sir! I certainly fucking will!
I wish partisanship did not lead to attacking 16 year olds.
"o take a deep breath and explain it to me like I'm two fucking years old. Governor Palin 'had' a baby five months ago that might actually be her daughters? Have I got that right?
Le Jackel"
It's sorta like Iraq?, Afghanistan?, aim for the towel and split the difference.
Why don't Dobson and Mrs. Barracuda hold a pray service on the beach and just pray the hurricane away?
Meet the Press: Tim Pawlenty, assorted gasbags
This Week: Cindy McCain, Lindsay Graham, John Kerry
Face the Nation: Rudy Giuliani, Joe LIeberman, Carly Fiorina, Bobo
FOX: McCain
CNN: Every republican you can think of
But there's one missing. Guess they're keeping that secret weapon under wraps for a bit longer.
ronjazz:
your ass-tuba's honking and honking, dude,
Get your ass to New Orleans, coward.
I'm still laughing over the fundies who prayed for rain to disrupt Obama's speech.
==
But, they're going to get some...!
Theodoric - pepperoni & mushroom was what we just had.
punch down dough and divide into two pieces, roll crust. add shit. cook.
jdw
can i just come to your house instead? you make the pizza and i'll bring the beer or red wine -- your choice.
Rat Fuck Me Now | 08.30.08 - 10:33 pm | #
Fucking superwoman.
This can only be great news for Mccain.
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 10:34 pm | #
Any way of you taking your head out of your ass? And would it make any difference, with you so full of shit and all?
No?
I didn't think so.
Enjoy the minority, and thanks for 9/11, traitorous cowards.
where do you get pomegranate on yours?
ina, heroine
You take me way too seriously.
I used to love Pizza Factory when I lived in Florence. Now I'm a big Rinaldi's guy.
And with that, it's lights out. Later, beautiful freaks.
Lubeytoobee is talking about an ass tuba?
Lubeytooba's head is genetically attached to its sigmoid colon. When it speaks, it farts.
LOOOOOOOOBIE!!!!!!!!!
Why don't Dobson and Mrs. Barracuda hold a pray service on the beach and just pray the hurricane away?
Well they're quick enough to blame hurricanes on gays in NO, I'd like to hear their explanation for one that hits during the Republican convention.
Stuart Shepard wasn't specific.
enuff
"you make the pizza and i'll bring the beer or red wine -- your choice."
every friday. on the grill. freaking awesome.
bring both.
Guys, for a bucket of jizz covered cheetos, I'll go away.
It's the last day of the 1976 Republican Convention, Gerald Ford has secured the nomination of Bob Dole as VP, and he looks to the balcony and waives for Ronald and Nancy to join them on the stage. There is a long wait and then Reagan joins them on the stage and after about 10 minutes Ford surprises everyone and invites Reagan to address the convention.
Something to be laid at Michael Savage's door?
With two cops standing right there, no less. When it comes to hate, these folks don't fuck around...
Video of Palin in feb 2008 4:00in
http://alaskapodshow.com/index.p...-juneau-alaska/
"Well they're quick enough to blame hurricanes on gays in NO, I'd like to hear their explanation for one that hits during the Republican convention."
easy - they'll blame it on gays. and librulz n stuff like that.
cognitive dissonance? they've never heard of it.
"Guys, for a bucket of jizz covered cheetos, I'll go away."
Just to make it official we'll all jack off with our left hands.
Air New Zealand appears unlikely to review guidelines for pregnant passengers after the death of a baby born prematurely on a flight from Brisbane to Auckland on Friday.
Passengers watched helplessly as the New Zealand woman, 34 weeks pregnant, gave birth helped by two nurses, crew members and fellow travellers.
A couple of nurses on the flight tended to the woman and used shoelaces to tie off the umbilical cord but were unable to save the baby's life.
An Air New Zealand spokesman said no further comment would be made about the incident, out of respect for the baby's family.
He refused to say whether pregnancy guidelines - which allowed women to travel up to 36 weeks pregnant - would be reviewed but pointed to Middlemore Hospital information that the baby was stillborn.
Airlines can make their own rules about pregnant travellers, but most advise 36 weeks as the safe cut-off point for boarding a plane.
Yesterday, leading obstetrician Alec Ekeroma said flying when 34 weeks pregnant would not normally be considered risky, unless there were complications earlier in the pregnancy.
Ekeroma said pregnant passengers usually had to get a certificate from their doctors to show how far through their pregnancies they were, but some got on their flights without telling airlines.
Because Friday's flight had been relatively short, Ekeroma said he would be surprised if signs of labour had not been present before the flight left. But it depended on whether the woman had a history of fast labours.
A Middlemore spokeswoman confirmed the baby was stillborn and said there was nothing to indicate Air New Zealand was "in any way remiss". "They did everything they could."
Shit, I still think fondly of those crappy Kraft pizza kits. We were dirt poor and that's all we could afford. Then I remember standing at a line after midnight at a pizza stand in Rome. That was really exceptional pizza.
I am taking donations for Lubyankas plexi plexautomy. That is to insert a clear piece of plexigas in the abdomen. Because no human should have to go thru life and not see where it is headed.
I'm still laughing over the fundies who prayed for rain to disrupt Obama's speech.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
irony, zen, karma bitches!
but it's actually quite horrible.
Don't Let Your Son Go Downs on Me.
It's "Down". "Down Syndrome".
i.e., "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me".
which works on a couple of levels.
you make the pizza and i'll bring the beer or red wine -- your choice.
==
I volunteer to hold down the couch. :D
I usually have taken a huge bite out of a microwaved Stouffer's pizza before I realize it's hotter than the surface of the Sun.
"He wants to do something service oriented if and when the storm hits and it’s as bad as its expected to be now," said this McCain source.
They are also hoping to get McCain himself to a storm-affected area as soon as possible.
What a fucking ghoul.
9/11! thanks for the reminder.
another anniversary coming up!
idiot paranoid "progressives": "9/11 an inside job!"
hilarity on steroids, dude!
"i.e., "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me".
which works on a couple of levels."
larry craig or mark foley?
ina - this is why I love you
oh - and hello everyone
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
yippee! i need some lovin' tonight -- the 8yo had another melt down today.
"Shit, I still think fondly of those crappy Kraft pizza kits. We were dirt poor and that's all we could afford. "
we were so poor we ate the box for desert.
Theodoric....gracias. i was too repulsed by my own sick streak to get it right.
The one problem with Chicago style pizza is that Chicago is in the name and that gives me indigestion
How typical of Bush and McCain -- even the cake has a big-fucking dent in it!
Also typical of Bush/McCain was the fact that the cake was just for show -- kinda' like Sarah Palin?
Fuck, yeah! Let 'em eat cheesecake!
Or would that be "Baked Alaska" as suggested by Gail Collins in the NYT?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/
3...agewanted=print
The idea that women are going to race off to vote for any candidate with the same internal plumbing is both offensive and historically wrong.
Gail Collins nailed it -- GOPers believe that women are really dumb...at their peril.
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"Over at Kos, there's a great diary by BoBo2020. It lists (more than) 35 problems for Sarah Palin in 35 hours. You've already seen some of these in our own posts, but it's fun to see them all on one long list. Ready? Go:
Sarah Palin has an Abramoff problem - a Pro-Palin illegal mailer was sent during her gubernatorial campaign on behalf of Palin by the RGA, the DC group that got money from Abramoff, Reed, etc.
She advocated AGAINST mine safety / pollution control
She has an ANTI-ENVIRONMENT RECORD and is on the wrong side of global warming and doesn't think polar bears should be listed as endangered because it interferes with her drilling plans."[...]
http://mediamatters.org/items/20...ms/
200808300007
Why don't Dobson and Mrs. Barracuda hold a pray service on the beach and just pray the hurricane away?
cosmosis
Stake 'em to the levee...
They are also hoping to get McCain himself to a storm-affected area as soon as possible.
I'm sure there are elements of the RNC who would be delighted to help.
Personally, I think they should let him fly there in his very own F-22.
I volunteer to hold down the couch. :D
mena |
this is turning into a good party!
hilarity on steroids, dude!
Lubyanka
Nixon was gay.
"yippee! i need some lovin' tonight"
MUAH
and if you need support don't hesitate to ask
done the single parent thing for awhile now. it is not easy
pepperoni & mushroom
Ah, the classics.
Their just gonna say anything about her and run with it....
Palin went to the moon 1 year before Obama even notice there was one in the sky.....
And our press will run with it.
we were so poor we ate the box for desert.
Luxury.
"I volunteer to hold down the couch. :D
mena |"
i couldn't think of a nicer coucher holder downer!
Nixon was gay
A mystery solved: That explains Pat's alcoholism!
They are also hoping to get McCain himself to a storm-affected area as soon as possible.
What a fucking ghoul.
==
Remember that rictus grin in Colombia? I'll bet he's gotten just the right shoes for this photo op.
They would let McCain pull the airhorn on the Straight Talk Express, but he can't reach up that high.
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 10:40 pm | #
thanks for 9/11, lubby. Incompetence at the highest levels, and the inability to protect the nation, the GOP's proudest achievements. How many wars will bush be charged with losing? I count three so far. It's a little hard to blame him solely, since none of his cocksuckers and lickspittles (that's you, lubby) had the balls to wear the uniform or fight for their country. It seems the best you can do is make up lies and bullshit on a blog.
Thanks for losing Iraq and Afghanistan, and the capper, the war on terror, which was won by the terrorists as soon as you hid under the bed instead of enlisting. Bin Laden thanks you and the rest of the wingnut keyboard kommandos for his victories.
Stake 'em to the levee...
Drop 'em in the water/Take 'em to the river/Drop 'em in the water/Wash 'em down/Wash 'em down!
Nixon was gay
Seemed like a miserable motherfucker to me.
"Shit, I still think fondly of those crappy Kraft pizza kits. We were dirt poor and that's all we could afford. "
Oh yes...
i couldn't think of a nicer coucher holder downer!
Couchez ave moi?
"we were so poor we ate the box for desert."
you had a box?
we were so poor all we had was a paper bag, and we had to save that to eat for breakfast!
the 8yo had another melt down today.
She wanted to go to ChuckECheese but didn't do her homework?
cosmosis: A mystery solved: That explains Pat's alcoholism!
That's NOT why he bought mouthwash by the case...!
.
A mystery solved: That explains Pat's alcoholism!
cosmosis
Heh.
Nixon was gay
Nah, he wore oxfords on the beach.
With smile on their faces New Orleans officals say there are no shelters for Cat 5 hurricanes in New Orleans.... That levees may only be good for Cat 3 hurricanes....
Down syndrome, Down's syndrome, or trisomy 21 is a chromosomal disorder caused by the presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome. It is named after John Langdon Down, the British doctor who described the syndrome in 1866. - Wikipedia
Luxury.
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The shoebox in the middle of the road that MY family lived in was a smaller size than yours!
Neither had a piece of cake. They left it there.
Still, it's sweet when a couple of swells who have been married as deeply and as long as McPOW and Bush have decide to renew their wedding vows.
Seemed like a miserable motherfucker to me.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
He was, but they had the dirt on him. Probably how they got him to resign so easily.
Gustav: fucking Germans.
Who would pledge to a telethon run by the RNC?
.
With smile on their faces New Orleans officals say there are no shelters for Cat 5 hurricanes in New Orleans.... That levees may only be good for Cat 3 hurricanes....
Boy, they are going to fuck this one up also. And there will probably be pictures of drowned school buses again.
Nixon wore wingtips, not Oxfords, on the beach...
Go Ducks!
we were so poor all we had was a paper bag, and we had to save that to eat for breakfast!
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | 08.30.08 - 10:45 pm | #
We were so poor we could only dream about the paper bag Uncle Blodge had for breakfast.
Nah, he wore oxfords on the beach.
MP
Now thats funny =)
This reminds me of how in recent years American sports commentators stopped sounding so laid back all the time, and started barking and yelling more during their narrations of the games, as if they were Japanese or German.
You don't here it as much recently, but for a while there, it was all the craze.
In this pic, McCain looks like he's saying "AHHHHHHH!!!" and Bush looks like he's saying "GGRRRRRRRAAA!!!"
Nixon wore wingtips, not Oxfords, on the beach...
Lubyanka
My bad.
Nixon was a bottom.
Pat (Buchanan) was a top.
Remember when (you ole folk) Coca-cola went from the 6oz. to the 10oz. bottle? Dad decided "no one needs that much", so we spilt them. And I do mean with an eyedropper!!!
Who would pledge to a telethon run by the RNC?
.
Sparkle Plenty | 08.30.08 - 10:47 pm | #
Republicans, who then would ignore the pledges and "forget" to send the money.
With smile on their faces New Orleans officals say there are no shelters for Cat 5 hurricanes in New Orleans.... That levees may only be good for Cat 3 hurricanes....
Of course Bush ran the ACE in there so quickly after Katrina to fix up everything--
Oh, wait--
Anyone who has run for US Senate, looking at you John McCain, knows what it is involved. They would know the level of knowledge of issues that is required. Anyone who has done it would be insulted by someone insinuating Mayor of 9000 is anywhere remotely close to the US Senate in experience.
Remember that rictus grin in Colombia? I'll bet he's gotten just the right shoes for this photo op.
Designer mukluks, a gift from the governor of Alaska.
Who would pledge to a telethon run by the RNC?
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Sparkle Plenty | 08.30.08 - 10:47 pm | #
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I would think someone who enjoys throwing money out the window of his car at high speed in the desert would....
Nixon wore wingtips, not Oxfords, on the beach...
Lubyanka
So your saying he was a bit light in the loafers?
Who would pledge to a telethon run by the RNC? . Sparkle Plenty
Pledge? Lotsa 'Thuglicans. Pay up? 'Nother matter entirely.
Pat (Buchanan) was a top.
macacawitz | 08.30.08 - 10:49 pm | #
==
Was?
Who would pledge to a telethon run by the RNC?
It's a way to get money to McCain's campaign. No one in NO will see a dime of it.
Who would pledge to a telethon run by the RNC?
Only a fool would believe one fucking penny they might raise would go anywhere but in their pockets.
Dimocrat Mayor of NOLA Nagin's acres of flooded school buses in 05!
great reminder of the cluster fuck local Dimocrats made of Katrina, dude!
done the single parent thing for awhile now. it is not easy
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | 08.30.08 - 10:43 pm |
do i have your email?
the 8yo had another melt down today.
She wanted to go to ChuckECheese but didn't do her homework?
NTodd, Komodo Dragon Fucker |
i wish i knew the reason (or how to help her through them better than i'm doin')
every friday. on the grill. freaking awesome.
bring both.
jdw | 08.30.08 - 10:37 pm |
i'm there!
what state are you in again?
Imagine how disappointed the RNC will be if Gustav fails to deliver.
Nixon was gay
A mystery solved: That explains Pat's alcoholism! -cosmosis
but his hateful homophobia seems so genuine when he's on on MSNBC ...
Designer mukluks, a gift from the governor of Alaska.
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Jeez monica. All waterproof and shit.
Only a fool would believe one fucking penny they might raise would go anywhere but in their pockets.
Mr French | 08.30.08 - 10:50 pm | #
egad it would to private contractors and administration.....
I think I owe ronjazz a coke.
Judges?
Can I have a scoop of cum on that cake, Mr. McCain?
Buchanan was (the) top.
Now it's Rachel.
great reminder of the cluster fuck local Dimocrats made of Katrina, dude!
More importantly, what a clusterfuck national GOP made of it, including sending the Nat Guard to a quagmire, not repairing levees, etc.
The Democratic Party could easily set up an online hurricane fundraiser and outpace them.
Nagin is, of course, a republican, and the federal government, the Republican federal government, is guilty of manslaughter in the first degree in NOLA. Clinton or gore would have never allowed that shame to fall on America for the whole world to see. Only a Bush/Cheney psychopathic administration would do that. Only Republicans can have that much hate for their fellow citizens.
ina: OH
"We were so poor we could only dream about the paper bag Uncle Blodge had for breakfast."
we were so poor we couldn't afford dreams.
We were so poor we would raid the garbage bins behind supermarkets. Hmmm. Really good, really aged sirloin and chops. Mind you if we found a box of rotten tomatoes we'd hurl them at the cars on the interstate.
"I'm a single parent! And it's the government's responsibility to reward me for the choices I've made!"
That explains Pat's alcoholism!
Pat Nixon.
Michael Jackson turned 50 today.
jdw: we were so poor we couldn't afford dreams.
You were allowed to sleep?
.
Dimocrat Mayor of NOLA Nagin's acres of flooded school buses in 05!
Um, last time I checked, Nagin was a Republican.
Dumbass.
"I'm a single parent! And it's the government's responsibility to reward me for the choices I've made!"
Not every young, single mother has the option of handing the baby over their mother.
Being poor and needing assistance to put food on the table is such a reward.
""I am beginning to believe there is a God.."
I still maintain that if god exists, he's a totally indifferent bastard.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere"
Yup, cause and effect is totally indifferent! Why try to give the Dharma a personality?
Some pathetic tagline:
Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V.
I have no life.
My husband was wondering if there would be any legal questions if documents were falsified as to who the mother of the baby was.
I don't know. Anyone? Anyone?
Now it's Rachel.
macacawitz
==
In boyo's wet dreams.
Michael Jackson turned 50 today.
Stunt Woman
Turned 50 what?
I'm a single parent, forced to be by the Fetal Protection Act and told to deal with it.
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 10:53 pm | #
"I'm a single parent, and it's the Republicans' responsibility to make sure they kill me and my kids instead of doing their job!"
11 PM update is early.
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/ref...ml/
302353.shtml?
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics...?
large#contents
Now it's Rachel.
macacawitz | 08.30.08 - 10:52 pm |
just caught up on two weeks of local papers -- from when i was outta town -- today. the weekly arts section has a profile on rachel done good. (haven't read it yet, of course, 'cause i spend nearly all my reading time in here...)
You ate sand?
"do i have your email?"
Ina,
doubt it.
Check your blog comments - then delete
Rich gets it right:
His campaign, unlike TV’s fantasists, knew the simple truth. The New York Times/CBS News poll conducted on the eve of the convention found that the Democrats were no more divided than the G.O.P: In both parties, 79 percent of voters supported their respective nominees. The simultaneous Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll also found that 79 percent of Democrats support Obama — which, as Amy Walter of National Journal alone noticed, is slightly higher than either John Kerry and Al Gore fared on that same question (77 percent) in that same poll just before their conventions.
But empirical evidence can’t compete with a favorite golden oldie like the Clinton soap opera. So when Hillary Clinton said a month ago that her delegates needed a “catharsis,” surely she had to be laying the groundwork for convention mischief. But it was never in either Clinton’s interest to sabotage Obama. Hillary Clinton’s Tuesday speech, arguably the best of her career, was as much about her own desire to reconcile with the alienated Obama Democrats she might need someday as it was about releasing her supporters to Obama. The Clintons never do stop thinking about tomorrow.
The latest good luck for the Democrats is that the McCain campaign was just as bamboozled as the press by the false Hillary narrative. McCain was obviously itching to choose his pal Joe Lieberman as his running mate. A onetime Democrat who breaks with the G.O.P. by supporting abortion rights might have rebooted his lost maverick cred more forcefully than Palin, who is cracking this particular glass ceiling nearly a quarter-century after the Democrats got there first. Lieberman might have even been of some use in roiling the Obama-Hillary-Bill juggernaut that will now storm through South Florida.
The main reason McCain knuckled under to the religious right by picking Palin is that he actually believes there’s a large army of embittered Hillary loyalists who will vote for a hard-line conservative simply because she’s a woman. That’s what happens when you listen to the TV news echo chamber. Not only is the whole premise ludicrous, but it is every bit as sexist as the crude joke McCain notoriously told about Janet Reno, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton.
We were so poor, we were only allowed three hours on the polo green per day.
jdw--plane transfer was in cincinatti this past monday. was i close to pizza??
I have no life.
Lubyanka
Sorry lil' fella.
let them eat rein ...
focus, running out of August
"Let them eat reign!"--King Junior the Foist
All waterproof and shit.
Damn right. Homey don't roll in wet chenille slipper socks.
speaking of childbirth, that Preggo's lasagna is my only food craving.
Fundies don't abort babies.
They just wait for them to turn 18 and have them killed in bogus wars.
I think I owe ronjazz a coke.
Judges?
Mr French
i think he should be VP.
yet another Dimocrat assfuck:
"Clarence Ray Nagin, Jr. (IPA: /ˈneɪgɨn/) (born June 11, 1956) is the mayor of New Orleans. He was first elected on March 2, 2002, to succeed his fellow Democrat, Marc Morial. Nagin gained international attention in 2005 in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, which devastated the New Orleans area."
Clarence Ray Nagin, Jr. (IPA: /ˈneɪgɨn/) (born June 11, 1956) is the mayor of New Orleans. He was first elected on March 2, 2002, to succeed his fellow Democrat, Marc Morial. Nagin gained international attention in 2005 in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, which devastated the New Orleans area.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Nagin
Evening batses. What new outrage has occurred today?
We were so poor, we were only allowed three hours on the polo green per day.
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I'll bet it sharpened your coping skills though.
We only had one Bentley. I was so humiliated.
i think he should be VP.
charley | 08.30.08 - 10:58 pm | #
nope. No PTA experience.
Buchanan was (the) top.
Now it's Rachel.
Must be why here strap on for Pat is named "Checkers".
Frank Rich seems to have come out of whatever fog he was in and a good thing McMansions is too fucking stupid to read him.
"we were so poor we ate the box for desert."
Actually, do you mean "dessert" by any chance?
Unless you really did eat the box mistaking it for the desert.
Just sayin'....
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Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 10:58 pm | #
Nagin was a lifelong republican, ran as a Dem because he knew he couldn't be elected otherwise. Typical lack of morals and ethics among the republican ratfuckers.
McCain got ratfucked.
Prediction: Palin gone in two weeks.
"Let them eat reign!"--King Junior the Foist -Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
that was my intent (stupid first language) but no one ever called me on it so ... eh
Uncle Blodge has a paper bag over Governor Palin's daughter's Down syndrome baby and is saying, "Just breath deeply."
Check the video at 4minutes in. This is Feb 2008. She doesn't seem preggers.
http://alaskapodshow.com/index.p...gnancy-scandal/
Rachel fucks Pat while wearing a good rupublican cloth coat.
(reference "Checkers" speech)
"Prediction: Palin gone in two weeks.|"
you assume Mccain could admit he made a mistake. bet he can't.
some real police thuggery going off in the twin cities
america is rotten
McCain won't give up his new girlfriend and be made to look like a fool for choosing her in the first place.
Milli Vanilli Obama Dimocrats:
"With this Palin choice, do we shit or go blind?"
McCain has done nothing but fuck up ever since he was born. That makes him a perfect Republican candidate.
the Hilarity! the embarrassment! The stupidity of the GOP, there for all to see!
We were so poor, that seven of our horse trainers were part time.
Preggo's lasagna
I don't think I've ever had that. Good, huh?
jdw: we were so poor we couldn't afford dreams.
You were allowed to sleep?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
My family was no the day shift, 24/7. We weren't allowed nights till my dad got a raise in '59...
We only had one Bentley. I was so humiliated.
==
And it was used, wasn't it? I know, it's like reading into a mirror.
"With this Palin choice, do we shit or go blind?"
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 11:02 pm | #
well, mccain has already done both; we just have to sit back and laugh at him, and you.
you assume Mccain could admit he made a mistake. bet he can't.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | 08.30.08 - 11:01 pm | #
i made a mistake in picking palin because while a POW for five years I didn't have a chance to choose a running mate
Rachel Maddow Show!
Dykes on Mikes!
(great visual!)
Again, which house is McCain hiding daughter Meghan in and why is he hiding her?
a. doesn't want to upset the racist base
b. she's preggers
c. all the above.
Maybe that's why the police were on the lookout for 'hollow puppets' (as opposed to those GOP-approved solid ones wtf?). It was to protect Joe since he was McCain's first choice.
M31
Joe may get his chance, once the shit hits the fan and McCain has to throw Palin under the bus...
some real police thuggery going off in the twin cities
One of the raids was about a mile from here. Another was down the block from some friends of ours.
It's gonna be a loooooong week here. I'm still gonna go tell the RNC that they're not welcome here on Monday.
I don't think I've ever had that. Good, huh?
==
Filling anyway. Goddamn me, I'm so easy.
Two weeks, too obvious. Little bit longer for the good explanation.
Again, which house is McCain hiding daughter Meghan in and why is he hiding her?
Bridget, dammit.
(great visual!)
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 11:03 pm | #
nothing new, lubby? same Old Shit, as usual? No imagination? No smarts? No balls?
must be Brian, busy killing time while Janet fucks the UPS man.
(reference "Checkers" speech)
macacawitz
LEAVEEEE MY COCKER SPANIEL ALONEEEEE
All joking aside, my dad was a gummint worker. He knew how to keep a car maintained for years. Until I glommed my license and ragged them out.
I'm still gonna go tell the RNC that they're not welcome here on Monday.
You rock.
John McCain fucked Governor Palin's daughter who turned out to be a punk and threw rotten tomatoes at cars on the interstate.
McCain got ratfucked.
Prediction: Palin gone in two weeks.
Rich Right
not exactly, the dem-convention got Rat-fucked by the prosthetic penii of the Corp controlled media and the all too trained and hungry maw of the mob ...
.
you assume Mccain could admit he made a mistake. bet he can't.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher
So, for those of us who have no time for the news, what is this mistake that McCain has made?
When attacking a child, please do try to get the child's name correct.
Filling anyway. Goddamn me, I'm so easy.
mena
like sunday morning?
whoops wrong vowel.
Two weeks, too obvious. Little bit longer for the good explanation.
Nah. Who would they replace her with? They'd have to give him Joementum back, and that would hurt them worse than doing nothing.
Nope, they have only one chance to save themselves, and that is to keep McCain from getting the nomination in the first place.
Again, which house is McCain hiding daughter Meghan in and why is he hiding her?
Bridget's the adopted daughter McCain keeps hidden.
"progressive" nutballs swarming Minn/St Paul!
you g-g-g-g-g-g-go, rad-d-d-d-d-d-dudes!
I'm still gonna go tell the RNC that they're not welcome here on Monday.
Send me an SASE and I'll send you my tiara...
threw rotten tomatoes at cars on the interstate.
We threw eggs.
Fuck, even better: they're arresting members of the National Lawyers Guild.
Thugs.
So, for those of us who have no time for the news, what is this mistake that McCain has made?
David (Austin Tx)
running for president.
Bridget. Disappeared daughter's name noted.
Thanks for the clarification.
We were so poor, that seven of our horse trainers were part time.
MP | 08.30.08 - 11:02 pm | #
Yes, and Cindy McCain is so poor that she only only afford $273,000 a year to pay her household staff -- and, apparently, they know just how many houses she owns because they have to cook the food, make the beds, clean the toilets, and carry out the garbage.
Now, that, my friends, is poor.
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you g-g-g-g-g-g-go, rad-d-d-d-d-d-dudes!
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 11:07 pm | #
of course, conservatives are avoiding the convention like the plague that it is.
mccain couldn't buy 80,000 with Cindy's beer money...
We threw eggs.
jc in ky
We threw snowballs, and got *so* busted doing it.
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 11:07 pm |
Is stuttering a by-product of castration?
running for president.
smarty jones
That's the obvious one.
Bridget's the adopted daughter McCain keeps hidden.
Mr French | 08.30.08 - 11:07 pm | #
Will she be at the RNC? I hope so. They can't be that regressive.
Messiah Hussein Obama von Pumpernickel:
"How dare that Palin ho step on my glorious, imperial oration, the bitch!"
like sunday morning?
==
Just like that, in fact.
Is it next weekend already? Will you email me the deets? I believe I can make it.
McCain got ratfucked.
Prediction: Palin gone in two weeks.
Any way the party can put its foot down at the Con? Little smoke-filled-back-room shit?
Ask Rove.
He seems to know the birth dates and whereabouts of all of McCain's children.
They can't be that regressive.
That's a joke, right?
Will she be at the RNC? I hope so. They can't be that regressive.
Gilly Gonzylon
Hell, Cindy McCain refuses to admit she has a sister, what make you think they won't keep her off the stage.
With 48 hours to go, things are not looking bettor for New Orleans.
I think both those fucks need to be chained to a park bench somewhere in NOLA for the duration of the storm.
macacawitz
And I know just the bench: at City Park, near the corner of Marconi and Florida Blvd.
Last time took about nine feet of water, and my cousin's house was swept off its moorings.
Hey, boys, if the levees hold, you got nothin' to worry about.
First rule of yer basic snowball throwing handbook.
Do not throw the snowballs from right in front of your own house.
End of lesson.
Repukes doing something charitable? There must be TV cameras around...
Am I boring you?
I'm not boring myself, but that's because I have no life.
They can't be that regressive.
That's a joke, right?
cosmosis | 08.30.08 - 11:10 pm | #
That would say a lot about their character. And even more if the MSM doesn't bring it up.
Any way the party can put its foot down at the Con? Little smoke-filled-back-room shit?
Their gonna take her out and get her really drunk, then ditch her somewhere.
John WonderBread Loser POW-sucker McCain:
"Why do I have to embarrass myself every day by picking stupid losers to run with me? Why can't I be crowned? Boo-hoo-hoo!"
Lubyanka | 08.30.08 - 11:09 pm |
Brian's getting more repetitive. Say Brian, has Janet gotten back from Columbus and the fun she had with the Ohio State football team? Or did she travel on to Youngstown to continue "consoling" the YSU team?
sheets!
We threw snowballs, and got *so* busted doing it.
MP | 08.30.08
Trucker shot at us, ended that recreation.
Hell, Cindy McCain refuses to admit she has a sister, what make you think they won't keep her off the stage.
they'd do better to keep *cindy* offstage.
"So, for those of us who have no time for the news, what is this mistake that McCain has made?"
someone said palin is gone in 2 weeks - it would take mccain admitting he made a mistake for that to happen.
dat's all.
i'm sure the levees wont leak this time. i'm sure that jebus knows better than to embarass the GOP
Maybe they'll try the old switcheroo: While McCain is shagging water bottles in NOLA, They'll "introduce" Palin who will bear a striking resemblance to Joe Loserman in a beehive.
For Brian's sake, I hope Ohio State isn't playing a game at Paul Brown Staduim this year...
J-j-janet, please don't fuck the pizza boy again! I'll come up from the basement soon, I p-p-p-promise!
"Any way the party can put its foot down at the Con? Little smoke-filled-back-room shit?|"
that would probably make things worse
Any way the party can put its foot down at the Con? Little smoke-filled-back-room shit?
Practically, I don't see how. Republicans never admit they made a mistake.
I really do like Bogie. He wasn't that good looking, but he had the spark.
That would say a lot about their character. And even more if the MSM doesn't bring it up.
Gilly Gonzylon
What? The MSM report something negative about McCain?
What are you smoking?
is the palin pick more of the long con?
is it really more of a looking-forward to 2012 and the need to shore up the religous base and maybe attract more women to their sad cause?
and the republican establishment maybe didn't want to give jumping off point for the other short-listed candidates like pawlenty or kaines
i dont know but the palin pick for this election cycle just seems so bizarre
there must be an angle here somewhere
Anyone got the "full" family photos from the People mag shoot that posted earlier at Huffpo?
I wanna paste Bridget into that, and put on my bloggie.
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Fuck....McSame wants to be a part-of.
Seems like the perfect time f to do a photo -op on an oil rig in the Gulf. He can take that shitbag Hannity with him.
One positive thing about Gustav, it gives McCain the opportunity to deliver bottled hot water to babies.
Trickle down....
This economy is so bad that Billionaires for Bush must change their name to Millionaires for McCain -- the result of deflation.
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"With this Palin choice, do we shit or go blind?"
Lubyanka
I don't know we could all just pull back from years of shouting at each other admit Obama/Biden is a way better choice for US interests at home and abroad - and maybe discuss perceived differences - watching people regularly vote against their own economic interests is baffling.
but I'm under the impression trolls must be paid because I've never in 7 years of lurking and posting seen conservative ideas championed - only defensive talking points - no exageration - I've only had arguments and back and forths with other libs
Anyhow, that's the 1st time you ever made me smile and hey, thanks.
McCain is completely running on desperation. he knows that he's shit on the shoes of the GOP, and they they all hate his guts. Unfortunately, he lacks the moral center to do anything but suck them off while they make a joke of him.
This economy is so bad that Billionaires for Bush must change their name to Millionaires for McCain...
I wanna' use that! May I?
Hell, Cindy McCain refuses to admit she has a sister, what make you think they won't keep her off the stage.
David (Austin Tx) | Homepage | 08.30.08 - 11:10 pm | #
Cindy McCain's half-sister -- cut out of any inheritance by Cindy -- has already announced that she is voting for OBAMA!
No more tax cuts for Cindy!
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I wanna' use that! May I?
fuck the media | 08.30.08 - 11:17 pm | #
Absolutely -- be my guest!
Glad you liked it.
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i dont know but the palin pick for this election cycle just seems so bizarre
there must be an angle here somewhere
Syd B
If there is I can't see it - a Hail Marry pass that misses by 30 yards. he's running on bush's record because he voted for it 90% of the time. they had no chance from the get-go. If you listen carefully to Washington's heartbeat you'll hear the sound of shredding paper
ftm:
the Bush years have been hard on nutroot-twat "progressives"--strong response to a direct attack on NYC, tax cuts to help actual producers in the economy, faith-based initiatives to help the unfortunate...
dude, it's been hell for nutroot-twat "progressives"!
the horror!
the absolute horror!
nutroot-twat "progressives"
Just because McCain is a raging sexist, that doesn't mean all his supporters have to be.
I'm still laughing over the fundies who prayed for rain to disrupt Obama's speech.
Karmic retribution is a mirror and a bitch, ain't it, Gustav?
Rethug speeches been disrupted en masse. God's pissed.
No On McBush/PaCheney 2008!
oops, had to run!
ina: cleveland!
John Fund, breathlessly on Fox: I was at a gathering of conservatives, and they gave Palin a standing ovation, and she wasn't even there!
Maybe that's why. Plus,they didn't have to hear the Palin Drone.
Quaylin's more fundie than even we've begun to imagine; no way they'l let McC walk that back; McC made his deal & he'll stick wid it.
"McCain won't give up his new girlfriend and be made to look like a fool for choosing her in the first place.
Mr French"
Nope. Gonna ride the Titanic clear to the bottom. Stubborn old angry, senile fool. Sad, really...
I suffered through my dad's senile dementia, and it's no fun.
Pre-emtive wars, why not pre-emtive arrests?
Maybe next they'll call for pre-emptive martial law, or maybe they won't have to.
Agents provocateur are easy enough to plant during a non-violent demonstration (already happened in Canada), and when the people rightly become angered by the violation of their rights it will become a another "manufactured emergency".
The DNC protest was forced into a corner and held at bay by police. This immediately reminded me of the coverage of the olympics where they had a "protest area" nobody ever used.
You are free..... to protest right here where nobody will see or hear you and where you will be surrounded by police in full riot gear. Doesn't sound like America to me, and these arrests fall right in line with this other America we've suddenly become.
Talk about oops. Ok that was a reation to the link provided near the top by Zap Rowsdower re: Pre-emptive DNC arrests! Sorrrrryyyyyyyy.
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