I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Why yes, it is anatomically correct!
Bill Kristol, Karl, Condi, Donald & Dick. I just can't wait to get the rest of the set.
Thought maybe the image was flipped, but looking at the sign over her shoulder, I don't think so!
The Cutline: Wooo, look what I got! Gonna take him home and pretend I'm Monica and he's Bill!
As we have seen several times on David Letterman, the sonofabitch doesn't even know his left from his right, so it is fitting he is saluting with his left hand!
You should see my Flightsuit Richard Mellon Scaife...soooooo cute!
Uhhh, that wasn't my entry for a caption, just a comment following wwbb's comment...
"...and if you buy the super deluxe wig like the one I am wearing, it comes with a free AWOL doll!!"
It's exactly this kind of toys that inspire our children to commit acts of violence.
Pull my finger, and he whistles out his ass.
Don't take it out of the box to preserve its collecor value in 50 years--assuming there's still a United States when he's done...
That would be "collector"...
Is that you, Atrios, with the rug??
Excuse me, but whassup with that woman's outfit? I know autumn is here, but Jesus, she's more orangey than a plastic jackolantern at Safeway.
Bad news for Blotchy McWhistle-Ass!
Special Ops Commander George W. Bush infiltrates the wrong meeting
Dolly didn't expect to have to defend George's extreme shyness to her friends at lunch that day. She was happy, and that's all that really mattered.
"You can have my doll when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands, motherfucker."
"Hey, Susie, could you make that one a double? I got a good feelin about this one!"
"I miss Elvis, don't you?"
Why yes, it is anatomically correct! The head is hollow.
Pink hair, orange clothes and oversized jewelry are still popular with my circle, so stop saying that. And it's nice to have a president who doesn't make me feel inferior. He may have more money, but you can just tell the way he talks and smiles and blesses Amurika that he's one of us.
Why yes, it is anatomically correct! The head is hollow and he has no dick.
And for Julie, who sold 50,00 bottles of Amway super detergent this last quater alone -- we have this wonderful image of our President! You go girl!
Hey, that wouldn't happen to be Ann Coulter's mom, would it?? Goddamn!! Where was this picture taken? At the weekly meeting of the "Terminally Bored and Frustrated Conservative Womens Club of Lawn Guyland"??
"I'll trade this doll for a makeover from the Queer Eye boys"
Hey, that wouldn't happen to be Ann Coulter's mom, would it??
"I wish my little Annie would met a nice man like this one here. I really want to have grandkids some day."
I don't think that's a salute. It looks to me like George got his thumb stuck in his ear.
I think Ann Coulter is taking the current white trash trend a little too far. Guess its time for a Pabst Blue Label and a Pall Mall.
It looks to me like George got his thumb stuck in his ear.
Put both of his thumbs in his ears, just like when he ignored the "focus groups" before the war! The Bush doll is also capable of 6 other "action poses", including: eating a pretzel; hand down crotch; finger up nose; giving the American people the Middle-Finger-in-Chief; and the ever-popular thumb up ass.
Twenty years after the Bush Presidency, Ann Coulter is reduced to lecturing waitresses at her local IHOP.
Hey, everybody, look! It's a Sisters of the Reichstag Tupperware party!
(Pull his head off to hear the burp, girls.)
Hmmm. Is it soft enough to stick pins into?
Off-topic: Eschaton's being discussed in absentia over at Hit and Run.
Speaking of commentary, file this headline under the even-a-broken-clock-is-right-twice-a-day concept:
http://start.earthlink.net/
newsa...D7TQR36O0_story
"I got it free when I bought the Super Jumbo-sized bag of Rolled Gold Pretzels! at Walmart!!!"
Hunter - damn it, I was trying to come up with a Tupperware allusion, and couldn't. Well-done.
Saluting with the left hand is appropriate, since that's how they do it in the Boy Scouts, and that was the last military-style organization that Dubya did a complete tour of duty with.
Just posted an invitation to the viewers of Hit and Run to come visit!
dmm, Boy Scouts salute with the right hand. Or at least my troop did. Maybe it's a Skull and Bones thing.
Looks like some dixie truck stop restaurant.
I bet her name is 'Flo'.
MYOB'
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his head is soft enough for pins.
but i prefer my stuffed george monkey, because i can pin him in the balls,heart, anywhere i damn well please.
only 2 rings?!? what is wrong with this woman?
'now if only MY George was as nice as this christian man,'
"Air Force Barbie is going to invite all of the boys to the Dream House for a little tail-hookin'."
The boys can be found here--
http://www.hairyfishnuts.com/art...icle-
action.htm
Then the dipshit started on the sex trade
Uh, Flight Suit George, you're supposed to salute with your RIGHT hand...
Not when you have the official Bizarro World™ "Bush Saves the World Action Figure"
"C'mon now, all the money's going to buy air conditioners for our boys in Iraq, and this is a guaranteed collector's item, still in it's original package... c'mon, you cheapskates, *someone's* gotta make the first bid!"
Bush can't salute with his right hand. He was badly wounded in 'Nam, when his fighter got caught in heavy enemy AA and was shot down over enemy territory.
His right arm was shattered, but nevertheless Bush pulled his copilot to safety, thirty miles through infested jungles, earning a Peabody Award in the process.
You should see my Flightsuit Richard Mellon Scaife...soooooo cute!
Wow! Does it say "get outta here, you communist c#nt!" when you pull the string?
(There are several reports of an incident in which Richard Mellon Scaife verbally assaulted a female journalist using those lovely words. Al Franken mentions it too)
Sheesh, anyone else find this other pic to be somewhat creepy? I guess this means they're compassionate conservatives:
http://d21c.com/Aquamarine/Pleasant.mid/group.jpg
Who's the drag queen holding the toy?
The waitress tells me they got 15,000 in the back room. One free with every cup of coffee.
Sheesh, anyone else find this other pic to be somewhat creepy?
"Condoleeza!! Clean up this table and fetch us another round of drinks!! Hurry up girl!!!"
Are Freepers caricatures of human beings? I am beginning to think so. No self-awareness, no compassion, ignorant as hell and proud of it.
I just got my own copy of this toy, and I can say at least that it is well made. The details in the accessories like zips and buckles are well above average.
As for the salute, it's two fingered. I think the toy maker was well aware of the inappropriateness of W-duh-preznit doing a real military salute, so this was a compromize. There is no true military insignia or markings on the doll at all.
I'm betting one in the box will sell at e-bay in about 10 years for a couple of hundred bucks. One will be doll collectors, others will be historians who will need it to prove to their students that such absurd things actually did exist.
I now understand why Katherine Harris was so fussy about pre-election photographs.
He's going to live in between my Cabbage Patch dolls and my Cosmic Conservative Action Figure of Rick Santorum!
If you usually went around with your right hand thumb up your ass, you would salute with your left hand, too.
"Unfortunately, it's anatomically correct. It doesn't have a penis."
"....and girls, coming out next week is the life sized blow-up doll, you'd be amazed at the positions he takes."
"pull my finger"
Then father and son posed for a photo.
"Bobby Jo, hand over the R. Lee Ermey doll. I want to re-enact some scenes from Full Metal Jacket."
"Excuse me, I didn't order this."
.......and then my daughter says, she says, "But mom! He's an Efn idiot!"
So I says to her I says, "You watch your mouth young lady..... I didn't bring you up to talk that way about the greatest President that this country has ever seen!"
And so then she says, she says.....
Sweet Jebus, does this picture even need a caption? It's creepy enough is it is.
But, if there was a caption:
"I spent a week's worth of hairspray money, but it was worth it. This "action figure" will have a very special place in my "double-wide""
(Be the first in your trailer park to have one!!)
I swear that looks like Jimmy Carter in a wig
Sweet Jebus, does this picture even need a caption? It's creepy enough is it is.
But, if there was a caption:
"I spent a week's worth of hairspray money, but it was worth it. This "action figure" will have a very special place in my "double-wide""
(Be the first in your trailer park to have one!!)
"I made a realistic miniture codpiece for him"
"pull his string and he says 'nuke-U-lar'"
HOW many AA batteries does this thing take?
So me Billy-bob, we were vacationing in Borneo when one of the villagers starting cackling horrendously....
Honest, Mr. Ashcroft, it all just started out as a joke.
Whaddya mean this IS the life-sized version?!?
"Oh, He really tickles MY fancy!"
YES, I washed my hands after touching it.
OF COURSE I want to see if will float in the deep fryer.
"Oh, look, how cute! He's saluting that Nazi flag we hung over there!"
What do you mean his wig is nicer than mine?
"Good point! The Saudi Prince Action Figure would complement him perfectly."
Sweet Jebus, does this picture even need a caption? It's creepy enough is it is.
But, if there was a caption:
"I spent a week's worth of hairspray money, but it was worth it. This "action figure" will have a very special place in my "double-wide""
(Be the first in your trailer park to have one!!)
Sweet Jebus, does this picture even need a caption? It's creepy enough is it is.
But, if there was a caption:
"I spent a week's worth of hairspray money, but it was worth it. This "action figure" will have a very special place in my "double-wide""
(Be the first in your trailer park to have one!!)
This babe clearly graduated from the Torie Clarke School of Fashion.
Worst Wig Ever.
Hubby has a theory that the left-handedness of this saluting monstrosity might actually be a (quiet) protest action on the part of some wit at the doll factory.
Actually, even better here:
http://d21c.com/Aquamarine/Pleas...t.mid/
group.jpg
Now, why am I not surprised that
the only black person in the photo is the waitress :-/
Yuck.
Yuck. Again.
Mr. Roper's wife is a Freeper?
You should see the accessories and, ahem, attachments it comes with...
Looks like some dixie truck stop restaurant.
That would actually be a Bob Evans Restaurant. WAY better than a truck stop. There's one on every corner in Ohio.
"OK, I've got one cent. Do I hear two? Two, anyone? Going once!!..."
"And when the bullshit was surgically removed, this is all that was left..."
"No, girls, I had to bring it to lunch. Y'see, I found Billy with him out in the back yard, and he'd taken the Weber out and lit it, and was runnin' around with our President makin' airplane noises and shoutin' "Oh my gawd, the Abraham Lincoln is on fahr!"
"It's the gawdamn liberal media is what it is, if'n you ask me. I shudder for the next generation, I really do."
He drinks. He wets. He preemptively kicks Ken in the nertz.
Man, Barbara Bush is looking old.
the glasses holding the wig down is a nice touch.
Hey, Ann Coulters had a face-lift.
Why on earth, would these adult women be posing for pictures with a doll of ole whistle ass?
Isn't it sad, what that yellow hair dye can do?
His right hand is busy "adjusting" his bulging crotch!
:P :P
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