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preznit NEVR giv kay n yoory turkee
kei & yuri | 12.13.03 - 3:18 pm | #

WOOOOOO that is RIGHT what a big phony UNELECTABLE Plastic Turkey this jerk is. Thanks for the link!
Dr. Damfa | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 3:19 pm | #

[in imitation of right-wing pinheads who make screwing a big crime]

hey, wait a minute, these aren't real...clearly you are so desperate for something to attack our beloved Leader that you have to go and photoshop this silliness...
kei & yuri | 12.13.03 - 3:24 pm | #

I promissd kuntree awf turkee, naut kukkd byrd!! I angree!!

I spit awn grownd!
neo-lib | 12.13.03 - 3:27 pm | #

Hey Atrios did you see this hopeful article? Damfacrats had missed it. Sorry if it's not fresh news but it's damn good news.
Dr. Damfa | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 3:28 pm | #

i wuv babytalk. i wuv babytalk. me so funne. goo goo ga ga.
frank | 12.13.03 - 3:29 pm | #

Would be hilarious if the truth weren't so depressing.

I have to go shopping now so the terrorists don't win.
four legs good | 12.13.03 - 3:30 pm | #

preznit giv evrywon turkee ov mass disstrokshun
harveythechainsaw | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 3:30 pm | #

Godalmighty, what's funny about that? That's the saddest thing I've ever seen.
Meridy | 12.13.03 - 3:31 pm | #

"OK everyone who wants seconds, raise your hand!"

"heh heh little joke there. C'mon Ali, turn that frown upside down!"
renato | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 3:37 pm | #

God, that made me laugh & cry at the same time. It would make a great book, "Where's W"?
hadenuf | 12.13.03 - 3:38 pm | #

I'm sure the preznit means well.

Somebody send him a DVD of "The Sorrow and the Pity" for xmas, 'k?
Chimbo | 12.13.03 - 3:39 pm | #

im gon to ceep my mouf shut.
NTodd | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 3:50 pm | #

I was laughing and then as I got to the bottom I just stopped. That chilling effect, I'm sad to say, would probably be lost on the wing-nuts.
satiRic air tanK | 12.13.03 - 4:01 pm | #

freedom turkee!
stranger | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 4:09 pm | #

Here's editorial cartoonist Paul Conrad's record of Bush's historic trip to Baghdad.
ABH | 12.13.03 - 4:10 pm | #

That's one unelectable turkey.
dave | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 4:20 pm | #

Fun with Dean and Gore
umm, yeah | 12.13.03 - 4:21 pm | #

If I could run Photoshop on this old 'puter, I'd slap Turkee Boy onto the top of the WTC, like that infamous photo of the backpacker that appeared after 9/11.
Some intrepid Photoshoppers should slap TB into all manner of familiar images, thereby rendering W's meaningless photo op into the laughingstock it truly is.
dimbocrat | 12.13.03 - 4:29 pm | #

renato:
Your entry wins, "hands down!"
dimbocrat | 12.13.03 - 4:31 pm | #

Fun with Dean and Gore
umm, yeah | 12.13.03 - 4:16 pm

Keep at it. With a little more practice you'll be as funny as Dennis Miller.
ABH | 12.13.03 - 4:32 pm | #

Bush Turkee dinner suprise didn't cause the poll to do anything according to this latest Newsweek article.

Meanwhile, neither good news on the economy, the passage of a Medicare bill nor his surprise Thanksgiving visit to Baghdad seem to have boosted President George W. Bush’s approval ratings among all registered voters: with 51 percent approving and 42 disapproving, his ratings are the lowest in the NEWSWEEK poll’s history. And less than half (45 percent) of voters say they want Bush to be reelected.

and this: Finally, not even a surprise visit to Baghdad on Thanksgiving did much to boost public opinion significantly in the president’s favor. Bush’s overall job performance ratings are at a low with 51 percent of all voters approving (and 42 percent disapproving), with less than half (45 percent) interested in seeing him re-elected. Interestingly, Bush’s PR stunt failed to gain much traction just as a gaffe Dean made last month seems to have done him little damage.

Karl Rove should get some new material - that 9/11 thing was only good for a limited, one time offer.

Take it away Air Supply (heavy on the violins too please.)

All Out of Love
(Air Supply)


I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too, but what else can we do?
Tormented and torn apart

I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from these long lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too?
Does the feeling seem oh so right?

What would you say, if I called on you now
Saying that I can't hold on
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone... I'll be gone

And last refrain needs one more play..

Please love me or I'll be gone... I'll be gone...Bye bye Georgie, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out now.
Cheryl | 12.13.03 - 4:34 pm | #

What if Junior can't get his goove back???

What are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I cna't be too late, I know I was so wrong

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late, I know I was so wrong

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong
Cheryl | 12.13.03 - 4:38 pm | #

About the original story (kid being punished for saying "gay"):

Select my homepage, or copy and paste this:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...- 2003Dec12.html

This article says that he was punished for calling a classmate gay, not for saying his mother was gay. Anyone heard this before?
Happy Monkey | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 4:38 pm | #

And Lieberman can wipe his noise to this tune as he milks the last remnants of his sympathy card playing tactics.
Cheryl | 12.13.03 - 4:42 pm | #

slightly OT, but has anyone seen a pic of aWol where the troops surrounding him look the least bit happy? besides the one getting their picture taken? there's a new one in the WaPo Baghdad photo-op, and even the GI getting his picture taken with WhistleAss wasn't smiling
preznit giv me turkee | 12.13.03 - 4:55 pm | #

Select my homepage, or copy and paste this:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...- 2003Dec12.html

This article says that he was punished for calling a classmate gay, not for saying his mother was gay. Anyone heard this before?

Today's WaPo issued a correction to this story. I'm not sure how this could've been screwed up in the first place but at least they did make a correction:

CORRECTIONS

Saturday, December 13, 2003; Page A02

A Dec. 12 article and its headline incorrectly described an issue that was addressed at a hearing of the Lafayette Parish School Board in Louisiana. A 7-year-old boy whose mother is gay was punished for telling that fact to a classmate, not for calling a classmate "gay."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...- 2003Dec12.html
KH | 12.13.03 - 4:59 pm | #

"President Gives American Troops the Bird"
Anonymous | 12.13.03 - 5:04 pm | #

preznit giv me turkee,

It is interesting what you say about the troops not looking happy with Bush. I was reading an article last week about a journalist who went to a army hospital.

Apparantly, when a picture of the chimp appeared on the tv, the entire ward of soldiers started pointing and shouting abuse at the TV set. So loud was their jeering and abuse that nurse's came running into the ward because they thought something real bad had gone off.

I also read some quotes from some Gis in Iraq who said they would not have gone to the Chimp photo op. They ridiculed the idea that it was a proper visit to the country. One said "he never left the airport"

But of course you won't here this on tv news!
sally | 12.13.03 - 5:41 pm | #

Now we know what he meant during the 2000 campaign when he said "help is on the way".

the prezidint created one more job in the food services sector.
soup | 12.13.03 - 6:13 pm | #

Ummm... how could the WaPo make a mistake like that? I don't care if they made a correction, that's a serious mess-up.
Adam 4-4-2 | 12.13.03 - 6:58 pm | #

WaPo automatikleee tink aneeting gay mus be bad so dey git mix up
hot for nedra | 12.13.03 - 10:27 pm | #

How could WaPo behave as mere extentions of the Krovian Invaders' Evil Will? Would you like some salt on that cardboard you're eating?

It's not real turkey, it's Irakey. Looks like turkey, tastes like cardboard and aluminum. The Blood & Sand Yellowcake desserts also looked like the cake the dWeeb jumped out of, but are actually 20% post-consumer paper products, mostly toilet paper and WaPo back issues, though the FDA is looking into the use of WaPo as unhygienic. Plus the lies stick to your teeth.

"You pay for this, and they give you that." (--Neil Young). dWeeb offers them Irakey, but let them eat the aluminum B-trayed bodies of their splattered pals. Sic Semper Fi-rannis. Canvas cardoors, guns that don't shoot, miles from nowhere, and nothing left to loot. Whoops, it's January...time to crank up the slaughter.
Paul | 12.13.03 - 10:43 pm | #

preznit can stick turkee up his ass, that fucking moron has gotten good people killed and mutilated.
Copernicus | 12.13.03 - 10:51 pm | #

what's the chance of a kid in La. who's parents are gay using "gay" as an epitath against a classmate, especially one in first grade?
preznit giv me turkee | 12.14.03 - 12:12 am | #

Hey dumbfuck, what the hell is an epithath?
vinnie | 12.14.03 - 1:33 am | #

oops, epitath.
vinnie | 12.14.03 - 1:34 am | #

GOD DAMMIT, now i am gonna have that fuckin air supply song in my head.

and smeigel REALLy hit him hard on SNL and bush's costumes.
pansypoo | Homepage | 12.14.03 - 1:43 am | #

that same Air Supply song was used in South Park this week... eek!
renato | Homepage | 12.14.03 - 2:10 am | #

My free will ain't willing by Mojo Nixon
Land of the free and the home of the brave trying to put me in a too early grave
I ain't gonna fight in your stinkin war so go ahead and tear down my door

chorus:
You can't make me kill another man you can't make me drop bombs on his head
You can't make me part of all your killin'
Cause my free will just ain't willin'

The people of Iraq just ain't my enemy
the Mesopotamians ain't done nothing to me
I hate this murderin'
hate your stinkin war
and I ain't gonna be George Bush's whore
chorus
solo
Get the troops outta Haiti, 'cause poverty ain't no crime
they'll never help themselves if we conquer and divide, what they need is vittles, TV and ESPN,
don't need invadin' just a friend
Chorus 2x
Bigfoot | 12.14.03 - 3:12 am | #

soylent turkey
Sister Bunny | Homepage | 12.14.03 - 4:03 am | #

The word you're looking for is epithet. An epitaph is what goes on your tombstone.
Val | 12.14.03 - 5:31 am | #

They say that in the Army
The turkee's mighty fine
You ask for real provisions
They give you a slick line

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee, Ma, I wanna go
Back to Ohio,
Gee, Ma, I wanna go home!
Interrobang | 12.14.03 - 7:52 am | #