I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
tucker rhymes with fucker!
haw haw haw!
get it? get it? nudge nudge?
oh, those wingnuts and their subtile sense of humor!
For those of us who can read, but not listen, at work, can someone provide a summary?
basically Ingraham is commenting on how Tucker Carlson got a scoop by getting an interview with Britney Spears, and a caller says, "Did Tucker get to fuck 'er?"
(prolly oughta have an obscenity warning for those at work, A.)
oh, I guess it's already noted. Duh.
Dear Jeebus:
Please take Laura Ingraham off the air so she can Shut Up and Git Married and Have a Passel of White Young'unz.
Amen.
Ashcroft in the hospital with severe gallstone infection! I'm sure our prayers are with him.............right? Right? I mean, we'd all be very disappointed if he expired prematurely and wasn't able to complete his 'mission from God', right?
Do they have a transcript? I'm at work and don't play audio here.
Since I have led a pure life, and don't know any obscenities, I'd be grateful if someone could point out the indecentness. Was it the phrase "Britney Spears?" Or "Tucker Carlson?" Or both? What?
Britney Spears and tucker carlson?? ewwww.
OK I want to see everyone, and I mean everyone, reading this story to go write the FCC.
Time to give them a bit of their own medicine...
ANyone know who that guy is she was talking to?
You people are idiots. And Stu, you're obscene.
I don't think it was a caller that said it. Sounded like it came from an in-studio mic. I'm not familiar enough with her show to know who else she has on-air with her.
My guess is that the voice is not a caller, but a producer....sounds to me in studio
Well thank you, Laura Ingraham. I happened to play this audio clip while my 5 month old daughter was within earshot of the computer. I'm now faced with the very real possibility that my precious, innocent little girl's first words will be filth.
Worse, she may ask me some day who Tucker Carlson is! Please write the FCC -- if not for yourself, for the children.
Stu,
Maybe if Ashcroft died he'd finally be able to win an election.
Couldn't happen soon enough.
I think Ashcroft's illness is a message from God to stop his jihad against America and it should be a warning to his fellow travelers that they to could be struck down --this is the season of plagues and messages from God
Well thank you, Laura Ingraham. I happened to play this audio clip while my 5 month old daughter was within earshot of the computer. I'm now faced with the very real possibility that my precious, innocent little girl's first words will be filth.
Worse, she may ask me some day who Tucker Carlson is! Please write the FCC -- if not for yourself, for the children.
"Did Tucker get to fuck her?" This is obviously more salacious than anything Stern ever condoned. How can this be explained to the children? You'll notice, also, that the question was evaded with the "Tucker is a happily married man" dodge. How can we be sure? Sometimes wearing a bowtie is a ploy to convince gullible viewers that you're a "straight-shooter," although not necessarily a person you'd "like to have a beer with."
Methinks that naughtly spoiled brat Laura needs another over-the-knee spanking and corner time.
Come on, be honest, how many of you have sick Laura fantasies of her being submissive????
it WAS in-studio ... that's her little sidekick who was talking. i've never heard his name. i listen to wingnut radio all the time, i don't know why ...
My dogs heard that clip and now they won't stop humping the sofa.
Oh, the humanity.
Complaint lodged!
She hasn't criticized the boy king, nothing can be done.
It is not the fact that Fartman farts
that bring such stern measures to Stern
Its a hot time for Howard, the three inch dicked coward,
Because of the fact the worm's turned.
Now that is all the poetic effort I ever intend to waste on the so called King of All Media.
Lame post. Gotta miss sometimes I suppose.
C-span is really good right now, though.
No way in hell that Tucker COULD #$%^ her. Look at Tucker. Bow Tie. Baby face. Doesn't appear to have reached puberty. I am only guessing, but I imagine lil' Tuck's "manhood" is approximately the size of a gherkin.
Ol' Laura didn't miss a beat when he asked the question, almost as if she was not surprised by it.
For those who didn't hear it, she replied "I'm not clear on that. Tucker's a happily married man, thank you very much."
Guess she got turned down by bow-tie boy.
The least we should demand is that Laura Ingraham's mouth be washed out with Janitor in a Drum!
I always thought this is the way to fight back against these moral guardians. Go after Savage, Rush, Hannity, any of these idiots who says something you find "offensive".
Stern was on fire again today...going after Bush, Michael Powell, etc. He's expecting a complaintg to be filed against him today along with record fines....
I sent Michael a message of outrage.
Breaking News:Evidence of Karl Roves involvement in the Plame affair was removed from the stomach of John Ashcroft this morning.Questioned by the FBI for possible evidence tampering,he claimed only to have "Gotten the munchies".
Maybe if Ashcroft died he'd finally be able to win an election.
That's the funniest line I've heard in a long time! Thanks, cosmic grappler.
IOKIYAR.
I listened to her show once. All she did was play soundbites from "liberal" celebrities like Madonna and then made fun of how they talked. It was the kind of thing you would expect from a sixth-grade boy. I guess that's why it's popular with the repug base.
Time for KCRW to rehire fired commentator Sandra Tsing Loh, until Laura Ingraham is fired. If our locally supported so-called liberal public radio station won't stand up against the wingnuts, who will?
Join the unpledge drive.
Lush,
It's a reference to the ostensible reason that Howard Stern was barred by Clear Radio (i.e. a phone-in caller [that's what it sounded like] saying something obscene that the host has no control over).
They can always edit the tape and substitute a milder word, such as "pucker", as in "did Tucker pucker?" Or claim that's what he really said anyway.
That's what Bush would do.
Does anyone have the specifics as to when this ran (so we can send in a detailed complaint to the FCC)???
gosh, from Ingraham's snide tone of voice you would think both Tucker & Spears are flaming liberals!!!
what's a gherkin?
Anon,
It's a pickle the size of your pinkie.
Ashcroft in the hospital with severe gallstone infection!
according to Pat Robertson, that means GOD HATES JOHN ASHCROFT!!! its his PUNISHMENT!!!!!
is this real? i mean, it's quite possible (and would quite easy) to insert some clip of someone asking this question - maybe the real question was something different? i'm just saying we may not want to take this at face-value..
no. it's real. i know that guy's voice.
He didn't say "fuck her",he said
"chuck her".Yah,that's it.Chuck her.
The least we should demand is that Laura Ingraham's mouth be washed out with Janitor in a Drum!
I've got something to wash her mouth out with....heh heh heh heh.
He said fucker...heh heh heh heh.
sent mail. Wouldn't some details help? I love writing from Colo. Springs, cuz they probably think I'm a right wing wacko.......tee hee.
8 second delay is standard for talk radio.
Forget sending to FCC.
Send it to Howard. He'll handle it, just look at the cast of characters: Britney (it's a shame she got dragged into this and insulted like that), Tucker (bowtie make me look smart, right mommy?) and Laura (the prostitute with the heart of stone).
Aeolus,
I moved from L.A. last summer. When did KCRW fire Loh and why? Was it because she was actually funny and the Capital Steps complained?
Anyone ever listen to Natashia on Clear Channel. On Saturday night.
Dispenses sex therapy. Gives tips on blow jobs, anal sex, how to use the vibrator, finding the G-spot, fingering the clitoris. Not kidding you. Much worse than stuff Stern talks about. All the kiddies are learning via the Godly Clear Channel how to get it on. Also gives ole wingers a woody.
what's a gherkin?
Anonymous
Now this in uncanny. That's what the typist asked George W's doctor when he was typing up the notes for his induction physical.
Stern should get ahold of it, and play it over and over, daring the FCC to fine him for playing an obscene clip from another show that wasn't fined.
I thought he said, "Did Tucker get the pucker?"
It does sound like a cleansing of the airwaves is being used as an excuse to wipe any major players that might voice criticisms of Bush. Be interesting to hear the new radio shows by Al Franken and Co when they go live at the end of March
other news see Ashcroft is Intensive care with blocked gall stones..
The Monkey still thinks Laura is Hot.
Monkey,
Hot as in vomit hot? Or is it more like the steaming turd my dog drops in the snow?
My prayers are with our attorney general.
'Course, I'm an atheist, so the joke's on John... )8
Anyway, I sent the mp3 to Baby Doc Powell. If no action is taken, maybe at least his virus protection software will freak out.
Laura was originally set to marry her old Dartmouth gay-baiting pal D'Nesh D'Sousa.
Then her family got a good look at him.
hot? oh c'mon. she can't manage an "a" cup.
I'm now faced with the very real possibility that my precious, innocent little girl's first words will be filth.
You mean that she might say "Laura Ingraham" first?
My dogs heard that clip and now they won't stop humping the sofa.
Oh, the humanity.
Yeah, flg, cosmic is on a wondrous comedy roll this morning!!
Laura would make good Soylent Green.
Look this is unrelated but has anyone seen Powell's photo gallery on the FCC site? What's with all of those WTC 9/11 photos and Verizon employees at the site?
I sense the presence of Holden, but I don't see his name.
Yeah, flg, cosmic is on a wondrous comedy roll this morning!!
pie
I have to have an entire novel finished by the end of the month and I'm in serious procrastination mode.
Near panic and desperation brings out the snark in me.
But thanks.
Okay, I'm with the "let's send this to Howard Stern" contingent. How can we make that happen?
sternshow@howardstern.com
Subject: Laura Ingraham is far dirtier than you- here's proof.
That's what I'm gonna do, anyway.
Reading up on Stern and Opie and Anthony, then it hit me.
Bush's 9/11 commercials remind me of the incident that got Opie and Anthony fired: the couple having sex on air in St. Patrick's Cathedral.
wanna hear something funny? When i read the headline i IN NO WAY thought of laura ingrahram naked or in a comprimising postion.
I guess her man-apple and lumberjack good looks have long ago turned my brain off that nueron - naked - thought process long ago.
LAURA: But it was a sort of a surprise to me today, that uh sex kitten singer Britney Spears was on with CNN's Tucker Carlson, that was a nice little snag for Tucker bowtie boy got the uh big snag-a-roonie. The Britney interview.
COHORT: Did Tucker get to fuck her?
LAURA: I'm not I'm not clear on that Tucker's a happily married man thank you very much.
No way in hell that Tucker COULD #$%^ her. Look at Tucker. Bow Tie. Baby face. Doesn't appear to have reached puberty. I am only guessing, but I imagine lil' Tuck's "manhood" is approximately the size of a gherkin.
Billy B
Uh, did you ever check out that dude she married? Not the most attractive individual.
fun poll via "sadly, no!"
is god on our side?
http://www.hannity.com/
I just went into the big gagaroonie.
OT, but I love me some Massachusets Liberals:
CIA Director George Tenet must come clean with Congress and explain why he waited until last month to ``set the record straight'' that Iraq posed no immediate threat to the United State in the months leading up to the war, a leading Senate Democrat said Friday.
Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass., in remarks prepared for delivery, said Tenet must explain why he never corrected President Bush and others in the administration when they warned of a nuclear threat building in Iraq.
``Where was the CIA Director when the vice president was going nuclear about Saddam going nuclear?'' said Kennedy in a speech to the Council on Foreign Relations. ``Did Tenet fail to convince the policy-makers to cool their overheated rhetoric? Did he even try to convince them?''
Aeolus, you beat me to it! KCRW went way overboard in my opinion. A suspension was the worst that should have happened to Sandra. I do understand KCRW's concern about their license, especially since they are an NPR affiliate in Santa Monica, both of which are strikes against them in the eyes of conservatives. That being said, they caved way too easily on this one.
Thats the thing about Laura, her awful views and attitudes, combined with her hotness, makes you want to want to violate her in all possible ways, then leave her tied to the bed and go home. There would be no love and caring in a relationship with her. I have as much respect for her as a woman as I do Paris Hilton.
If anyone is in need of a money shot, its her.
AND IN OTHER BREAKING NEWS:
Just saw this FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO.
"God told me to smite him. And I smote him."
--George W. Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein to Mahmoud Abbas, in 2002
Ashcroft Hospitalized With Pancreatitis
ha ha
Later,
tbone, here's a link to the L.A. Times story about Sandra Tsing Loh's firing:
http://www.latimes.com/news/
loca...1,7665370.story
Ashcroft with pancreatic gallstones? Well, we knew he had a lot of gall...
Ashcroft with pancreatic gallstones? Well, we knew he had a lot of gall...
Mr. Bill
...but I never thought he had any stones.
Ashcroft with pancreatic gallstones? Well, we knew he had a lot of gall...
...and he's certainly bilious too.
Current CNN online poll:
Will Osama bin Laden ever be captured?
Yes
No
As to questions about the file's authenticity:
I got the file from someone in radio, and I consider him unimpeachable.
I'll try to find out when it aired, to ensure more specific complaints to mikey Powell.
And if you guys send it to Stern, tell him where you got it, okay? I used to be a big fan and it'd just be cool to have him know where it came from.
Will Osama bin Laden ever be captured?
Should I vote no if I think he'll go down fighting? Does body recovery count as "capture"?
i would pay ungodly amounts of money for laura ingraham to "punish" me by doing all kinds of deviant things to my body while explaining in detail why i'm a filthy liberal for enjoying it.
Contact Kansas Senator Sam Brownback with this information. He's pretty hot about Stern, so maybe he can stay hard about Ingraham.
.
Should I vote no if I think he'll go down fighting? Does body recovery count as "capture"?
Unless he dies on the spot, it doesn't count as dead.
According to the DoD...
Back in the summer of 2000 I worked for a radio station that flipped to a largely conservative syndicated talk format, and Michael Savage was one of the shows we carried (so I got to be disgusted by him long before the rest of the country was). On the very first day of the new format, he was ranting about the revelation that after Bill Clinton lost his first congressional race, Hillary allegedly called his campaign manager a "fuckin' Jew bastard" (remember that little attempted smear when she was running for Senate?), and he used the entire phrase, uncensored, in the middle of the afternoon. And here's the kicker: the management was more upset that Don Imus (who we carried in the morning) had used the word "penis" on his show (in the context of reading the Paula Jones affidavit describing the "distinguishing characteristics")!
Is Ingraham on clear channel?
all the cons always talk about how hot coulter is. she's not. but ingraham is. i bet ingraham's way better in the sack too. coulter probably just lays there looking bored, and makes you cry about it later. i bet ingraham takes control of the situation.
Laura Ingraham is syndicated by Westwood One. I do not know if any CC stations actually carry her show.
And yes she is 1,000,000 times hotter than Coulter. (actually being female helps...) Too bad she's a Nazi c*nt as well.
Speaking as a former radio station PD, yup, that is grounds for a big fine.
If you were to write to the FCC though, be sure and find out what local station aired this and when. It's not enough to say "I heard this on the Internet." You need something like, "I was driving my daughter home from school at around 4:25 3/4/04, when station WGAB shockingly..." You get the picture.
And yes she is 1,000,000 times hotter than Coulter. (actually being female helps...)
IMO, Ingraham looks like Owen Wilson in drag, after a nose job.
OT:
Sure hope Ashcroft doesn't need to find post-operative relief from medical pot!
Besides, being a such a devout religidiot he would probably welcome suffering as a sign of approval.
IMO, Ingraham looks like Owen Wilson in drag, after a nose job.
plus boobs and probably a more feminine ass. sounds hot to me.
Sure hope Ashcroft doesn't need to find post-operative relief from medical pot!
Let's each send a joint to his office with a nice note hoping he feels better.
It may not make him well, but at least he'll finally get to enjoy those Pink Floyd CD's I sent him last year.
ok fine, flame me. I thought she looked kinda nasty (in the good way).
The Ingraham file is from September 4-5 of last year. Her sidekick's name is Lee Habeeb.
"Uh, did you ever check out that dude she married? Not the most attractive individual."
Holden - I'm not familiar with Ingraham except for name recognition. I tend to be a homer - only listening to and reading stuff that supports my point of view. I have a tendency to bash up too much shit (car radios, TV's, etc.) when I listen to the opposition.
I bet her old man is about as masculine as Tuck (i.e. would need tweezers to jerk his gherkin...)
FCC decency standards are hardly clear-cut. You can go to their site and read a long explanation of the guidelines for determining the guidelines, and also read a very long list of example cases. DJs have been cleared for "Whoops, fucked that one up", but nailed for alluding to sexual acts using "train through tunnel" type metaphors.
It's supposed to be what "the average man on the street" would consider offensive, and this of course depends on your street. Sex and bathroom-going are generally looked down upon the most. The meaning and context of the words is considered more than the words themselves, and I think that's good.
This case, though, seems pretty clear. We have a questionable word referring to a sexual act, and I'm sure they must be using some sort of broadcast delay (the things are cheap compared to an FCC license).
Speaking of indecent--it's bad enough to have Ann Coulter on rightwing media outlets, she should not be allowed to appear on other media. She has no facts and of course just does the chimpy smirk and prevent any serious discussion of issues She was on Blitzer and didn't know That Bushco forbids pictures of returning war dead and flag drapped coffins. If she is appearing then the Dems needs to send in their biggest screamers because that is all she contributes -her presence indicates the moderator is not looking for a serious or accurate discussion because her reputation is well known.
Dang that was fun writing a self-righteous letter to that cartoonish monument to nepotism.
I have had a copy of this audio clip since September of 2003.
Know what THAT means? It means it's been out there... everywhere... all over the damned world... for at least seven months!
Did you read about this in your local paper? See it on Whore TV? Did Lowry or Mel have to go apologetically before Congress and explain why God-knows-how many radio stations from coast to coast clearly broadcast a right-wing talk show host's producer, clearly using the word "fucker" over all of 'em?
What are those letters, again, which indicate the absolution you get if you lean starboard..?
OT, an interesting article from the Voice on bloggers:
http://tinyurl.com/253wo
Barry,
Maybe if Laura had flashed a nipple...
also OT, has anyone seen the Queen of self-hatred, Michelle Malkins attack on gay marriage enablers?
I didnt link it because I feel dirty enough looking at it.
IMO, Ingraham looks like Owen Wilson in drag, after a nose job.
plus boobs and probably a more feminine ass. sounds hot to me.
Owen Wilson's ass is pretty feminine.
A.
Although the date will be hard to pin down, if you follow the link form her site to the list of stations that air it, and airtimes you can find one in your area and at least say you were listening to it at the time it was actually on...("I was listening to WWWW at around 8 pm and....."). The fact that WWWW broadcasts in the same city where you live airs some credibility.
My FCC Moment of Zen:
Way back in the early 90s when Grandpa Simpson called Homer a "dickhead" and nobody noticed or said anything.
I did a quick Google, and Ingraham is listed as being syndicated to a half-dozen CC stations on page 1.
We should press for consistency here - if Stern's getting cut loose for indecency, Ingraham should be as well.
Entirely OT, but pertinent considering that gay marriage bans are being mooted in Wisconsin.
From the Independent of London's letters page:
"Sir: Those who oppose same-sex marriages (letters, 28 February, 4 March) are implicitly admitting marriage is just about what sort of genitals are involved. Love, commitment and duty are nice but not essential.
XAVIER GALLAGHER
Brussels"
Speaking as a former radio station PD, yup, that is grounds for a big fine.
If you were to write to the FCC though, be sure and find out what local station aired this and when. It's not enough to say "I heard this on the Internet." You need something like, "I was driving my daughter home from school at around 4:25 3/4/04, when station WGAB shockingly..." You get the picture.
1. See my comment above. This "my children's ears were violated" complaint is null and void, when referring to Republican broadcasters. My, you HAVE been outta this industry awhile;
2. You're a RECOVERING PD? Bless you, and may you have the strength not to relapse! You were probably downsized anyway... the majority of today's radio staffers who are too overpriced to "make the cut" are often finding themselves in another line of work, while the ones who get to stay are the puppydogs, whose broadcasting talent lies in being inexpensive, and being able to implement centralized, mindless corporate programming, with or without the use of kneepads.
Methinks you already know this. Heh heh, sorry to open an old wound (unless, of course, I worked for you once, in which case fuck you .
Here's the FCC site on filing complaints.
You have to mail them in, and include the date, time, and call letters of the station broadcasting the "indecency."
So far, we have the date... can we get the name of one of the stations involved? I'd love to make an "official" complaint.
John Ashcroft, meet St. Pete, Noooooooooooooooooo! Couldn't happen too soon to a better person.
But no one has answered the real question:
Did he? Did Tucker fuck her?
America needs to know.
I took down some quotes from Stern today... he was on fire (note, quotes might not be 100% accurate, but they're close):
"The people against me aren't stupid. They're as crafty as Nazi's. They're going to get me off the air, and it starts today."
"Kids are mad. They're downloading because they're about radio. They're mad about the corporations, and Clear Channel taking over everything. They're mad because the religious right is telling them they can't drink, they can't smoke, they can't use birth control. They (Ed: the religious right) taking over the country and people are completely oblivious about what's going on."
"The news reports are going to be: 'This time Howard went too far!' That's not the story. This time the government went to far."
"I have to admit. I feel like the Matrix. Like I've been woken up and I see things clearly for the first time. I've taken the blue pill and I see everything now. Everything is converging and coming together. People are not kidding and this is a cultural war. Religious fanatics are taking over the country and people aren't doing anything about it."
"The FCC doesn't have anything to do. They're supposed to regulate stuff. But we're in deregulation so there's nothing to regulate. So now they have this censorship -- they're now arbiters of good taste. Now they're being used by the religious people to control what is being broadcast."
"The religious right controls the agenda of this radio station, and don't forget for a minute that they don't."
"Senator Brownback, who's criticizing me, is getting subsidized housing from religious groups. (Ed: Referring to this article) A secret society that gives this guy free housing! This can't be happening! This is like the mullahs, this is no difference from the mullahs and ayatollahs in Iran. They don't like this and they're shutting it down."
"Ed Meese, President Bush... that whole bunch of religious jerks, have figured it out. Slow and steady, but they've figured it out...Then you got Mel Gibson, and his stupid movie riling everyone up."
"They're fighting for a religious America. And the worst part of all is, they're winning."
Here are more quotes from Stern’s show today (not 100% accurate, but close):
"I'm asking you to do one thing. Remember me in November. Remember me when you're voting. But, I'll be off the air. And they're going to try to twist things. They're going to mess with your mind and tell you that President Bush is the only one who can protect this country. That's not true."
"(Re: satellite radio) If they kick me off I'll go onto satellite radio. I'll get everyone to buy them. I'll personally show people how to install them. I'll take down the industry I helped create."
"Bush has got his religious pals and they're loving this. They're setting the agenda like the Taliban... they'll be like the mullahs"
"(Ed: This is Robin) They're going to be going into the churches and telling people its a sin not to go to the polls and vote for Bush."
"(Ed: Stern again) I want to at least get my licks in now and tell my audience what they have to do. It's simple. Don't vote for Bush. Don't let them trick you."
"Kerry might not be great. But at least if the Presidency changes hand it's sending a message that we're not going for this religious agenda.”
Billy B: Tucker doesn't let HIS dill pickle!
Thealogie, thanks, GREAT quote!
Oops. Stern was referring to this article Sorry about the broken link.
Will people please also e-mail my vile representative, Heather Wilson, and complain to her? You know her. She's the one who had a fit at the FCC hearing over "obscenity in broadcasting." I still need to write her a scathing e-mail...like pointing out that Ann Coulter's abusive hate speech is just as, if not more obscene than Janet Jackson's boob.
Didn't Brock say that Ingraham was prone to acts of violence and more often than not too drunk to walk?
EmJayCue:
OMG! Great transcript!
Ilya:
Not a transcript... those are selections from his whole show... and I missed a lot of the best stuff too... Had to cherry pick what I could get down fast enough.
Laura's just a little immature and smarmy. I'm saving my wrath for someone more wrath-worthy.
emjaycue:
Good stuff anyway, incendiary...
Owen Wilson could never marry Ingraham. Their differential on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender is too small.
emjaycue,
Thanks. I'm glad that someone with a large audience is finally saying what needs to be said.
Unsat.
Yes, this is something that should be brought up as part of fighting IOKIYAR, but really the obscenity is racist fascist criminal scum like North, Liddy, Limbaugh and at the lite end (laws broken?) Ingraham and getting away with rhetorical murder for the sake of "balance". This is clearly a case of the host failing to censor the caller, which granted Howard gets attacked for all the time but still, there should be a way to attack the she-flak directly. Not that Michael shouldn't be prevented from sleep for the next few days, but could be much better. We took it for granted she was really bagged until we heard the clip.
Anyone, know how big Stern's audience is compared to teh Oxymoran's?
"(Ed: This is Robin) They're going to be going into the churches and telling people its a sin not to go to the polls and vote for Bush."
Okay, lest you think that this is overblown Stern rhetoric, see the threads from yesterday, where Oklahoma's Congressman Cole is preaching to the front row that to vote against Bush is treasonous in time of war (and to those who want to parse the statement and go, "That's NOT what he said!"... BITE ME!).
When and if the shit hits the fan on this... meaning, when and if this asswipe gets mainstream media play... you already know the response: "His views are his own, and we at the WH never suggested..."
But Robin is CORRECT. Whether it's in a church that most of us don't go to, or at a party meeting that most of us don't go to... THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUE BELIEVERS! And this is WHY the religious right has acquired its clout.
The same way the Washington Post won't blast it across the front page when a local GOP push poll somewhere starts invoking racism and misogyny, neither is it obvious what's going on "underground" with these fascist morons. My guess is we hear only about 1% of the really heinous stuff, because most of it never bubbles to the surface. Because it's not intended to.
But I'd bet the farm and the firstborn that Robin is spot-on with this. There are probably hundreds of churches, where the American election of 2004 is being fought right now as nothing less than a war between Bush and Beelzebub.
MJQ,
That was great. Thank you.
Did anyone else think of that end scene in Invasion of the Body Snatchers when the hero is in the street yelling, "They're here! They're here!"
That's what I thought of.
I've heard 2 "ass" amd 1 "bitch" so far on Rush today. Filthy
AND IN OTHER BREAKING NEWS:
Just saw this FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO.
"God told me to smite him. And I smote him."
--George W. Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein to Mahmoud Abbas, in 2002
Daddy-0 Seriously, did you really see this? I want the source of that quote for a project.
Somebody tell Stern, he needs to take the RED pill.
The Matrix experience is right on. All of a sudden one day, the entire world changes.
I push The Matrix to people all the time.
"It's right in front of your face. You just have to open your eyes and look."
spocko: I saw it back then in the Israeli newspaper Al Haratz or something. There is more to the quote.
Next: Wait til the analogies to the Lord of the Rings start.
I can't wait to take down some orcs. That's what I'm Tolkein about!
Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan. My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you, stand, men of the West!
We put together a page with the Ingraham mp3, a short message from us (TBTM), the link to the FCC that was posted upthread, along with a couple of contacts at Clear Channel, complete with email addies and phone numbers.
If nothing else, we get to bust CC's balls over consistency.
NExt line of the movie:
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGG
GHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!'
"Laura's just a little immature and smarmy. I'm saving my wrath for someone more wrath-worthy."
I hear her on Imus all the time....shes more than a little immature, shes a no talent bitch.
OT, but I love me some Massachusets Liberals:
--Holden Caulfield
Yay! I love my adopted state. It's like I never spent my first 25 years in New Hampster...I feel right at home here.
TGFK! Thank God for Kennedy!
Well, I guess I gotta start paying attention - I thought Britney Spears was being marketed as a virgin. Still I guess I'm light years ahead of Howard Stern if he's just now figuring out that radio has become an almost wholly owned subsidiary of the Republican party.
Barry-exactly! Why would all those adulterous thieves be so helpful to religion in the first place, other than the mind-killing value of "faith"? Israel has temples and fundy churches talking about it-a nation state-in the primeval terms of a prophecy, and Coral Ridge and numerous other Crossworshipping organs regularly instruct the followers how to vote. It's like Christian Coalition-that's exactly what Christian Coalition is! They send out pseudo-objective candidate survey results that just happen to endorse the most rightist candidates!
I've heard 2 "ass" amd 1 "bitch" so far on Rush today. Filthy
BuhBuhRay
Tom DeLay and Ann Coulter were on?
Shit.
I miss everything!
A.
Frank Zappa had it right on obscenity. He told a Congressional panel that there was nothing in the world more obscene than their own foreign policy.
True then, true now.
Unfortunately, Mr. Zappa was one of the reason's I couldn't vote for Gore in the last preznit election.
Amen. This CRAP about obscenity is taking in lots of otherwise well-meaning folks.
One day they'll shut down the internet too, if they can.
You know, to free it from obscenity.
Not to keep *us* free, of course.
Right wing hypocritical dirtbags.
Amen. This CRAP about obscenity is taking in lots of otherwise well-meaning folks.
One day they'll shut down the internet too, if they can.
You know, to free it from obscenity.
Not to keep *us* free, of course.
Right wing hypocritical dirtbags.
The use of "fucker", unfortunately, is among the least obscene of what Ingraham broadcasts.
Maybe someone should send this on to Drudge, seeing as he has highlighted a link to an article on FCC obscenity crackdowns? Interesting to see if he posts one against a conservative like he has against Howard Stern.
Stern spent a lot of time talking about how Senator Brownback lives in that secret religious society house. They call themselves "The Fellowship" and "The Family". If you want to be really frightened read this:
http://www.harpers.org/
JesusPlus...lusNothing.html
And then read this:
http://www.alternet.org/story.ht...l?
StoryID=16167
These people want to create an "invisible" empire of Christianity and people like Brownback, Inhofe, Nickles, etc. are the main people involved. It was so cool to have Stern talking about this today. I never thought something like this would go out to his 18 million listeners ...
Every time she speaks I want to crawl under the couch and sing songs to myself.
Ingra-Um is the voice of the kraken from the depths of the darkest sea.
do be do be La la la
Why would Britney fuck a snot-nose like Tucker? Give the girl some credit, ok?
Hey.
Come on, little sensitivity here. She ain't no cephalapod, buddy.
OT: Martha Stewart found guilty on all counts.
Ashcroft with pancreatic gallstones? Well, we knew he had a lot of gall...
Mr. Bill
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"But I would not feel so all alone, if everybody must get stoned!"
--Bob Dylan
Sorry, but what I'm pretty sure I heard when I listened to that clip was "Did Tucker get to pucker?" The "p" in "pucker" was pretty clearly audible to me. It's awful fast and the sound quality isn't that good, and maybe that's what was intended on Ingraham's part so it would sound obscene. But it's not clear to me that she actually crossed the line.
(And before I get accused of being a troll, I should point out that I haven't the foggiest notion of who Laura Ingraham is and I've never actually listened to her show before.)
I recently caught some right wing radio squawkers broadcasting indecent materials in Los Angeles. A copy of the complaint I sent to the FCC can be found here. Why not tell the FCC that you are outraged as well? We can beat the right at their own game!
Ingraham's claim to fame as editor of The Dartmouth Review was sneaking in a reporter to a student gay alliance meeting, and then sending transcripts of the meeting to the (mostly closeted) members' parents. Classy lady.
And yes she is 1,000,000 times hotter than Coulter.
That doesn't make her another Jennifer Garner, sports fans. Eleanor Roosevelt -- even in her current decomposed state -- is 1,000 times hotter than Coulter.
It was definitely "Did Tucker get to fuck 'er?" There are some artifacts resulting from the encoding process, but I removed some of the background noise and brought up the level of his voice, and it was pretty clear.
If you slow it down, then you can really tell.
Andrew:
ROTFLOL
Since I don't get Ingraham's show where I live (Thank God, but I do, unfortunately, get OxyRush and the mentally ill Michael Weiner) I wouldn't be able to do this, but there is a way you can drive her nuts.
According to Jim Cappozola (sp?) at the "Rittenhouse Review", Ingraham has a gay brother and she once threatened one of her ex-boyfriends with a gun. Maybe someone can call her up on the air and ask her why she hates her brother so much and/or why is she so mentally unstable that she harrassed her ex with a gun. Anyone ballsy enough to do this - maybe she'll end up swearing on air (of course you'll have to play "Fool the Screener" first).
Unfortunately, I don't get to hear Stern where I live, so I hope he does end up getting this and playing it on the air.
"Didn't Brock say that Ingraham was prone to acts of violence and more often than not too drunk to walk?
patriotboy"
or too drunk to fuck?
Atrios,
Could you please provide a little more substantive information on what a link is about (ideally including a money quote), instead of just a teaser?
Some of us have slow dial-up service; and I'm a lot more likely to click on a link and wait for it to load if I have some idea what it's actually about.
Yeesh, gettin' pretty personal in here, today. Some of these comments are veering into freeper territory, and I don't think I like it.
It seems kind of a waste of time to go after Ingraham. If anyone can put up with listening to Michael Savage, the man is an indecency the minute he opens his mouth.
And it also seems that we're feeding into the whole silly public definition of obscenity. Don't complain because someone said 'fucker' on the air. Complain because someone referred to half the world's population as 'turd world nations.' Complain because minorities are insulted. Complain because feminists are called nazis. Complain because some jackass expressed the wish that an entire country would just drop dead to the last man, woman, and child.
Zappa had it right. Don't play their game with unserious obscenities.
Some of us have slow dial-up service; and I'm a lot more likely to click on a link and wait for it to load if I have some idea what it's actually about.
It's about 25 seconds.
you mean people listen to her and ther ears miht fall off after haring the f word?
Complaint lodged.
BTW, there's a poll over at WOAI (CC TV station in San Antonio) asking about the rumors surrounding Governor Perry. The responses are "Should be looked into" and "Dirty Campaigning (even though this slug isn't running for office--DUH)." Dirty Campaigning is winning though. 57 - 43%.
http://www.woai.com is the data. Look on the right for the Instapoll to torture Goodhair AND Clear Channel. Can't beat that! LOL
John Ashcroft is a delusional man with an evil religion who has fallen ill with a disease I wouldn't wish on Hitler. I spent twelve days in the hospital with it in 1985, five days before the operation to bring the infection under control and seven days of recuperation afterward. Your stomach hurts, you're feverish, and you can't take anything by mouth because if you do your pancreas will start digesting itself so if your temperature goes too high you get a visit from the Suppository Fairy.
We like to think we're better than he is. Let's prove it.
We wish the America-hating fascist (and, indeed, the whole lot of them) a speedy and easy recovery, more health and life than those he has murdered and vanished, following his recovery a just and expeditious trial, and a nice, comfy cell no worse than any others in whatever prison he lands in.
***And it also seems that we're feeding into the whole silly public definition of obscenity. Don't complain because someone said 'fucker' on the air. Complain because someone referred to half the world's population as 'turd world nations.' Complain because minorities are insulted...***
Complain about hypocritical, politically-motivated, uneven enforcement of the rules and about the rules themselves. But don't complain about allowing any speech (except incitements to violence). It's the speech we hate that we have to protect (cause others might hate what we say and we want the same right to say it). This is a principle we ought to be teaching the right by example. The government shouldn't be in the business of keeping miorities from being insulted.
Barry -- Where've you worked?
Kei & Yuri, I can live with that.
And I'm not too pious to smile at the thought of him meeting the suppository fairy.
What does that say about the rightwing media when an interview with Britney Spears is considered a coup? "Did Tucker get to fuck her", yeah I'll bet some wingnut practically had a stroke thinking that one up!
Barry -- Where've you worked?
Thanks for asking!
Many years ago, I actually started in the working world as a haberdasher. Unfulfilling as I found this work, I started hanging around a local radio station. The popular, homey-folksy host of the most popular program took a shine to young Barry, and occasionally, would let me sit in with him.
As time went on, and I became a familiar fixture around his show, he eventually let me go on mic. This was a mistake... for HIM. With my sharp tongue and razor wit, I soon overshadowed my mentor... and ultimately inherited his mantle.
As my popularity grew... well, why don't you just click the link, and find out? I must warn the squeamish, however: I came to no good, in the end. Oy, what an end!
Barry -- Where've you worked?
Thanks for asking!
Many years ago, I actually started in the working world as a haberdasher. Unfulfilling as I found this work, I started hanging around a local radio station. The popular, homey-folksy host of the most popular program took a shine to young Barry, and occasionally, would let me sit in with him.
As time went on, and I became a familiar fixture around his show, he eventually let me go on mic. This was a mistake... for HIM. With my sharp tongue and razor wit, I soon overshadowed my mentor... and ultimately inherited his mantle.
As my popularity grew... well, why don't you just click the link, and find out? I must warn the squeamish, however: I came to no good, in the end. Oy, what an end!
Oh...YES...my sweet innocent
whore. How I enjoy hearing
your clever disdain for such
jealous vulgarety.
Your time is near, and there is
glory yet to be obtained.
Drink my nymph, work is at hand.
LIsten not to those around ye,
reach beyond their fear.
Free the Scarlet Whores!
PS: love your new doo!
PPS: Babby O says hi!
Sent my comment to Mr. Powell. I wasn't sure on Ms. Ingraham's name, so when my spell check popped up, the first choice was
"ignoramus". How appropriate.
Tristero:
>Since I have led a pure life, and don't know any obscenities,
>I'd be grateful if someone
>could point out the indecentness.
> Was it the phrase "Britney Spears?" Or "Tucker Carlson?"
>Or both? What?
Maybe it was "Tucker Spears Britney."
***As my popularity grew... well, why don't you just click the link, and find out? I must warn the squeamish, however: I came to no good, in the end. Oy, what an end!***
Thought there was something familiar about you, Barry.
Dave
IOKIYAR
While you're busy hurling eggs at the FCC, how about asking them why Gibson's Snuff Film got a PG rating?
Is it because TORTURE is now American policy under Bushliar?
I particularly hated when they hooked up the car battery to Jesus' testicles.
You little pussy. Instead of whining like a liberal bitch, you should be supporting her too.
You little pussy. Instead of whining like a liberal bitch, you should be supporting her too.
hey, Laura does alright for a rightwing wacko airhead floozy with only a tiny little adam's apple.
And keep those prayers for Ashcroft coming.
Proof that liberals are for free speech...
Unless you say something they disagree with.
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