I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Thanks Thers!


GravatarFigures. I'd blogwhore and it's a new thread.


GravatarRockin Out Tonight


GravatarArachnid!


Gravatarsinfonian

glad you made it to J/J


GravatarAre we there yet?


Gravatar thought of Lucy, too, ThinlyVeiled

Mina/Whilhelmina?


GravatarAre we there yet?
Tlazolteotl


it's just around the bend


GravatarI click so fast, yet it never seems to make a difference !!!!!!!!


GravatarFrom previous thread:

Turing acknowledged a sexual relationship with Murray, and they were charged with gross indecency under Section 11 of the Criminal Law Amendment Act of 1885. Turing was unrepentant and was convicted. He was given the choice between imprisonment and probation, conditional on him undergoing hormonal treatment designed to reduce libido. In order to avoid going to jail, he accepted the oestrogen hormone injections, which lasted for a year, with side effects including gynecomastia (breast enlargement). His conviction led to a removal of his security clearance and prevented him from continuing consultancy for GCHQ on cryptographic matters. On 8 June 1954, his cleaner found his lifeless body.

I had never known these tragic details of Turing's life, but always admired the facts I had learned about his brilliance in the early development of computers and his work in cryptography. It would seem that that this story, like so many others, bears out the fact that government is visciously pathological by nature, at least in many if not most of its workings. The entire gays in the military thing reeks of the same schizoid paranoiac mass-hysterical mentality. Statistically, several of the people who participated in Turings despicable treatment must themselves have been gay. In light of stories such as these, Giuliani's record of maniacally despotic and dictatorial sociopathic behaviour, combined with his penchant for cross-dressing, does not exactly indicate the mental fitness Americans have a right to expect in any President, and perhaps especially if our government is by nature itself already such a dysfunctional creature to begin with.
Just sayin.


GravatarI'll just bring it up from downstairs before I go:

I am pleased to present, in its final final form, the Fully Illustrated Pelosi Liveblogging Extravaganza, live from America's Glans™. Even includes a (shitty) picture of yours truly.

Hope you enjoy the pics and the narrative.

And with that, I have a 45-minute or so drive home. I'll see you from there. Bye for now! (This time I mean it!)

P.S. cosmic tumbler, Janet Reno is a Miamian. She ran for governor here in 2002.


GravatarI like warm dead ham, myself.

But, yuck.


Gravatarthanks, ::matthew.

Going home now ...


GravatarThanks, Thers! The load time was getting a bit much.

Good evening all.

Life is crazed for me right now. Please say something silly to knock some sense into me.


GravatarMmmmmmm, ham!


GravatarHeather is still a great girly-girl name. I have adored every Heather I've ever met.


GravatarPlease say something silly to knock some sense into me.
Uncle Smokes


well, not silly, but I had a few flitter-mice in my backyard tonight, and they were so adorable...


GravatarHoney baked ham--cold or warm--is not bad.


Gravatarthers over my hammy!


GravatarMina's good, but I have a friend name Mina. Rumors might get started if people start hearing things like "Mina hacked up another hairball," or "Mina scratched the shit out of me yesterday."


Gravatar
P.S. cosmic tumbler, Janet Reno is a Miamian. She ran for governor here in 2002.
Sinfonian, Nancy Pelosi's BFF


Of course.


GravatarPlease say something silly to knock some sense into me.

Would "George W Bush has been president for seven years" help?

You have to admit, it's pretty silly.


Gravatar=^=: that anyone takes Giuliani's candidacy seriously baffles me. His suggestion that he stay on in office without standing for reelection should disqualify him from the presidency all by itself...


GravatarThers, how many papers did you have to read? Hope you are okay.


GravatarHeather is still a great girly-girl name. I have adored every Heather I've ever met.
catalexis (ungrateful peasent)


I'm actually in the market for a girls name...still have a few months to decide


GravatarJust under the deadline for Friday cat blogging, another spinoza cat sound asleep:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/ 1...79d88d6ff_b.jpg


GravatarLife is crazed for me right now. Please say something silly to knock some sense into me.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 12:01 am | #


Mother Teresa Cinnamon Roll

http://www.michaelmain.com/uploa...nbun- 787911.jpg


Gravatar"Mina likes to sit on my face when I'm laying in bed."


GravatarPlease say something silly to knock some sense into me.
Uncle Smokes


Tomorrow will bring you huge bags of joyfulness.


GravatarZero comments my ass!


GravatarMina's good, but I have a friend name Mina. Rumors might get started if people start hearing things like "Mina hacked up another hairball," or "Mina scratched the shit out of me yesterday."
ThinlyVeiled, Visitor 109


Somewhat oblique, but how about Carmilla?


GravatarUncle Smokes, did you see Watertiger's video from the last thread? That ought to cheer you up. Silly doesn't even begin...


GravatarI'm actually in the market for a girls name...still have a few months to decide
::matthew


Try Zamira.


GravatarHeather is still a great girly-girl name. I have adored every Heather I've ever met.

Hitler referred to his penis as "Heather".


GravatarHow about Sophie, or Sophia for a girl's name?


GravatarThers, how many papers did you have to read? Hope you are okay.

'Bout a thousand.

I'm grand. It was a good experience. It's good meeting lots of my peers in the profession.


Gravatar"Mina likes to sit on my face when I'm laying in bed."



GravatarLaura Bush caves into religious extremists and wears veil.


GravatarJust under the deadline for Friday cat blogging, another spinoza cat sound asleep:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/ 1...79d88d6ff_b.jpg
spinoza | 06.10.07 - 12:04 am


That looks a whole lot like Sam.


GravatarI learned a new word from a sweet old German lady -- she said when she was a little kid she had fine flyaway white-blond hair and her dad nicknamed her after a dandelion gone to seed -- a pooftebloomen!

Was that silly enough, Uncle Smokes?


Gravatar"Just under the deadline for Friday cat blogging, another spinoza cat sound asleep:"
--spinoza

Buzzzzzz...out of focus. Try again.

(see comment on dead thread if you missed it.)


GravatarTry Zamira.
cosmic tumbler


ok, I tried that...what else you got?


GravatarTomorrow will bring you huge bags of joyfulness.

And they'll be those kind with the press-sealed ridges, like on snack bags, that when you try to open them tear along the main face and spill so you get the stuff everywhere. All six of them will do that. You won't get it out of the rug for weeks.


GravatarLife is crazed for me right now. Please say something silly to knock some sense into me.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 12:01 am |


The room was humming harder


GravatarHey, you guys - did you hear that a filly won the Belmont Stakes today? How about that?


GravatarI'm actually in the market for a girls name...still have a few months to decide
::matthew


Give her a head start on scaring the fundies... Astarte


GravatarViolet is a good name for a girl, not so much for a guy.


GravatarHeather is still a great girly-girl name. I have adored every Heather I've ever met

Guided By Voices has a song "Chasing Heather Crazy"--pretty good.

We named our daughter Roisin. "Ro-sheen." "Little Rose" in Irish.

She is a terribly evil but adorable little imp.


Gravatarspinoza, I did NOT need to know that!


GravatarI'm actually in the market for a girls name

The old man always says that if we had ever had a daughter, he would have liked to call her Serafina.


Gravatar"Carmilla" is the female vampire in the story of the same name by le Fanu.


GravatarTry Zamira.
cosmic tumbler

ok, I tried that...what else you got?
::matthew


Sorry. It's my daughter's name.


Gravatarleft field, 3Σ | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 12:07 am | #

John Lennon said that tune was his favorite from the 60s.


GravatarI learned a new word from a sweet old German lady -- she said when she was a little kid she had fine flyaway white-blond hair and her dad nicknamed her after a dandelion gone to seed -- a pooftebloomen!

I thought a pooftebloomen was an effeminate man who studied Joyce's Ulysses.

/runs out of romm chortling


GravatarMother Teresa Cinnamon Roll

http://www.michaelmain.com/uploa...nbun- 787911.jpg
Gilly Gonzylon




Thanks! Though I think it looks more like the witch from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

(Look out, Mr. Turing!)


GravatarSorry. It's my daughter's name.
cosmic tumbler | 06.10.07 - 12:09 am | #

LOL. Sorry. Deadpan delivery.


GravatarBuzzzzzz...out of focus. Try again.

That's artsy fartsy stuff, sort of lik smearing vaseline on the lens.


GravatarAre you calling Thers a Poofta, Spinoza?


GravatarMy mother was scheduled to have a C-section on Feb. 14. My father declared that, male or female, I would be called Valentine. Dad went out of town on business. Mom rescheduled for Feb. 10. I am called Karen.


GravatarBetter that than pulling my butt plug from Tucker's cold, dead ass.


GravatarOh, man, freakin' Laura wearing a freakin' black mantilla to the Vatican. Good God almighty. No one should wear a mantilla but the queen of Spain, and then only if she's over 80. That mantilla was a shout-out to the insane right wing of American Catholic life, which has entirely too much influence in Washington. She could have -- and should have -- worn a nice straw hat, after all, it's freakin' Rome on a sunny summer day. A freakin' black mantilla . . .


GravatarI'll say this right now. They've perfected the fucking watermelon.


Gravatarmaybe this wil make Uncle Smokes smile


GravatarAre you calling Thers a Poofta, Spinoza?

Giga poofta. It's amazing he can be such a poofta and have +500 spawn.Leave it to the Irish.


GravatarThe old man always says that if we had ever had a daughter, he would have liked to call her Serafina.
ThinlyVeiled, Visitor 109 | 06.10.07 - 12:08 am | #


After the witch?


GravatarI am called Karen.
ThinlyVeiled, Visitor 109 | 06.10.07 - 12:11 am | #

I am "Maize". You may know me as "Corn"


Gravatar You won't get it out of the rug for weeks.
catalexis (ungrateful peasent)


"There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse."
-- Quentin Crisp


GravatarMom rescheduled for Feb. 10. I am called Karen.

Your mom sounds like a very sensible woman.

By the way, Saturday was my parents' 45th wedding anniversary.


GravatarAfter the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse."

That's not true


GravatarI'll say this right now. They've perfected the fucking watermelon.

I miss the seeds. One of the best things about eating watermelon as a kid was spitting the seeds at my brothers.


GravatarI'll say this right now. They've perfected the fucking watermelon.
MP


they need to get to work on the fucking cantaloupe


GravatarAnd now that they have little ones a bit smaller than a soccer ball -- just the thing for a household of 2!


GravatarLOL, Spinoza.


Gravatarthey need to get to work on the fucking cantaloupe

Just use some lipstick to put some lips on it.


Gravatarthere's some major eatage in Arachnid... jes SAYIN


GravatarSerafina, after the witch, yes.


Gravatarthey need to get to work on the fucking cantaloupe
::matthew | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 12:13 am | #

The only fruit forbidden to run off and get married...consider it a blessing, you orange sphere of goodness !


Gravatarmaybe this wil make Uncle Smokes smile
JR, kerosene and a match


Was that one of those feral baramin über-kangaroos?


GravatarShe could have -- and should have -- worn a nice straw hat, after all, it's freakin' Rome on a sunny summer day. A freakin' black mantilla . . .
strawhat, Gore/Edwards


Do I detect a smattering of bias here?



GravatarGilly: now there was a pun entirely beneath the green fruit...


GravatarWas that one of those feral baramin über-kangaroos?
Uncle Smokes


I think it's quite clear that it's my neighbor's poodle


GravatarUncle Smokes:

http:// www.dependablerenegade.co...otato_wave.html


GravatarGilly is on a roll.


GravatarShe could have -- and should have -- worn a nice straw hat, after all, it's freakin' Rome on a sunny summer day. A freakin' black mantilla . . .
strawhat, Gore/Edwards | 06.10.07 - 12:11 am | #

Chimp shoulda dressed like Huck Finn


GravatarPlease say something silly to knock some sense into me.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 12:01 am |


Acintya bheda bheda tattva


GravatarWas that one of those feral baramin über-kangaroos?
Uncle Smokes


I think so.

Here's another LOL-T.rex

Much cleverer than mine.


GravatarGilly is on a roll.
cosmic tumbler | 06.10.07 - 12:17 am | #


GravatarMy town's recycling center has watermelon, tomato, and datura plants growing profusely from the rows of compost.


GravatarIt has gotten to the point that I'm feeling sorry for the Laurabot 2000. Almost all of her outfits are hideous! She can't have intended to dress that way. Someone is really giving her bad advice.


GravatarMy town's recycling center has watermelon, tomato, and datura plants growing profusely from the rows of compost.
Mr French


A movie in the making.


GravatarMy town's recycling center has watermelon, tomato, and datura plants growing profusely from the rows of compost.
Mr French


The best, biggest winkles were always to be found at the outflow pipe from the reactor, too.


GravatarMy town's recycling center has watermelon, tomato, and datura plants growing profusely from the rows of compost.
Mr French | 06.10.07 - 12:18 am | #

Proves digestion is a secular myth


GravatarUncle Smokes:

http:// www.dependablerenegade.co...otato_wave.html
ThinlyVeiled, Visitor 109




Tears in the eyes!

(Make me fries.)


Thanks.


GravatarMr French, you caught me. I'm a Chicago Irish lefty Catholic and it just bugs the hell out of me when someone (who isn't Catholic, btw, and clearly doesn't know crap about modern American Catholic life) parades around trying to look like a Dame of Jerusalem because someone who dreams of being a Dame of Jerusalem told her that's what you wear. She wore the same damn thing to Pope John Paul's funeral -- and looked like a damn fool then too. (Of course, I think the Knights of Columbus look pretty silly when they get themselves up in their regalia too. Loyal Order of Raccoons, anyone?)


GravatarTigre, goddess of earworms...


Gravatarso I just got around to watching Casino Royale tonight.


GravatarMake me fries! I wanna do the Potato Wave!


GravatarDon't name her anything your relatives can add an"ie" or "y" to the end of her name. Other than that, you'll be okay.


GravatarRe: Potato Wave

These lyrics are a big improvement, as if Pearl Jam lyrics were ever supposed to make sense. I think I now understand their 'message'.
.


GravatarDatura plants? Aren't they poison? How'd they get in there?


GravatarWhich Casino Royale? I assume you mean the new one? I liked it - or more to the point, I thought Daniel Craig makes a fine Bond - how about you?


GravatarDon't name her anything your relatives can add an"ie" or "y" to the end of her name. Other than that, you'll be okay.
mer


Wait, kitten or human?


GravatarDon't name her anything your relatives can add an"ie" or "y" to the end of her name. Other than that, you'll be okay.

You mean, like "NToddy needs thersie to hold his bacon?"


Gravatar How'd they get in there?
strawhat


Garden waste, there are a number of decorative daturas.


Gravatarso I just got around to watching Casino Royale tonight.
::matthew


Of course.


GravatarI thought Daniel Craig makes a fine Bond - how about you?
Tlazolteotl


yup...and moreso, I liked that i wasn't all gimmicks and rocket launchers coming out of the headlights


GravatarShe wore the same damn thing to Pope John Paul's funeral -- and looked like a damn fool then too. (Of course, I think the Knights of Columbus look pretty silly when they get themselves up in their regalia too. Loyal Order of Raccoons, anyone?)

A thought just occured to me...

Is anyone aware of pictures from George and Laura's wedding? I wouldn't be surprised if she wore red.


GravatarIs anyone aware of pictures from George and Laura's wedding? I wouldn't be surprised if she wore red.
Mr French


Odds?


GravatarThe critters in our woods eat most of the scraps I throw into the compost pile. It's pretty funny seeing what's missing the next day.


GravatarI liked the physicality of this Bond.


GravatarHere's another LOL-T.rex

Much cleverer than mine.
JR, kerosene and a match


Time for one of my favorite Dinosaur Comics.


GravatarAnd her mother, getting into the spirit of the occasion, wore white lace. Or black crepe, depending on her mood.


GravatarAm I right in reclling that red is appropriate in Chinese weddings?


GravatarDatura plants? Aren't they poison? How'd they get in there?

Datura is a common landscaping plant, and many of the improved varieties are very pretty.


GravatarIs anyone aware of pictures from George and Laura's wedding? I wouldn't be surprised if she wore red.
Mr French


The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 sent her to earth not knowing the standard bridal color


GravatarRed is a great color in Chinese culture. White, not so much.


GravatarAm I right in reclling that red is appropriate in Chinese weddings?
ProfWombat


yes


GravatarEvening all.

Anything irksome happen while we were off dining with a certain centaur?


GravatarIsn't white traditional for the Chinese funeral?


GravatarIsn't white traditional for the Chinese funeral?
ThinlyVeiled,


yes


GravatarSimels! Did you get to meet the centaur in person? Did you get to meet the centaur's kitties in person?


Gravatarsimels, we're just naming cats and babies. How are you and 4LG this evening? Did you sup well?


GravatarOur latest adopted kitty, Milly (I didn't name this one) says it's time for lights out.


Gravatar"There is no need to do any housework. After the first 4 years the dirt doesn't get any worse" -- Quentin Crisp

Typically funny Crisp. I had the fortune to meet Mr. Crisp on occasion at various gallery openings and suchlike events in the east village during the halcyon days just prior to its being gentrified beyond all recognition or bearability, at which point I bailed, not being able to any longer afford my bar tabs and the perogis at the Ukranian restaurant Veselka while also paying the exorbitant rent on a broomcloset which at that time I called home sweet home. Crisp was invariably witty, polite and sanguine, and obviously quite the poofster, not in the least bit abashed by it at all. He usually flaunted some chiffon sort of cravat in various tangerine or pale pinkish hues, a broad-brimmed panama, and a well-tailored darkish suit, carried a walking stick, and generally had the air of a diminutive but extremely wizened, amused, and amusing chap. Some people do leave an impression, and the few times I met him he was as decent, thoughtful, interesting and nice a person as one might ever meet in those generally but not always great days, which now of course seem like the golden years in retrospect.


Gravatar"Fight pits pigeon, hawk lovers
Specialty breed - Members of the Northwest roller club are accused of killing birds of prey, some endangered Saturday, June 09, 2007MICHAEL MILSTEIN
Showing a visitor through the Hillsboro shelters where he raises "roller" pigeons, Ivan Hanchett described how he trapped hawks so they wouldn't bother his precious flock.

He suffocated the hawks in garbage bags, he said, and put them in the trash, noting he had "never seen a hawk that could hold its breath more than three seconds."

Hanchett went on: Oregon aficionados of the roller pigeon -- a special breed flown in competitions -- commonly capture and kill hawks and falcons that attack the smaller birds. A friend in Canby captured 30 hawks in 45 days. ......

The agent described the tour in new federal court documents released Friday that allege Hanchett and other leaders of an Oregon roller pigeon club -- the Northwest Roller Jockeys -- carried out a campaign of destruction against some of the country's most prized and protected birds.

Federal officials said the number of birds of prey killed in Oregon and Washington may number near 1,000, enough to put a serious dent in species such as peregrine falcons that only recently bounced back from near extinction.

"Some of these guys allegedly used weapons and guns with silencers and shot hawks right in their backyard with houses next door," said David Patte, a spokesman for the Fish and Wildlife Service in Portland. "About 95 to 99 percent of the members freely talk about their taking and killing of hawks as a regular part of their hobby."

Unnamed pigeon enthusiasts gleefully wrote in an online forum about the shooting of peregrine falcons that the Audubon Society of Portland had rescued in 2003 from the St. Johns Bridge during construction and released at a wildlife refuge north of Vancouver.

"I laughed and laughed," one person wrote. "All the pain staking measures they took to get these birds to adolescence and than (sic) to have someone take them out was simply bliss!"

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/o...6200.xml& coll=7


GravatarAm I right in reclling that red is appropriate in Chinese weddings?

In upstate New York weddings, they wrap themselves in bacon and recite Derrida to each other. Then the bridal pair retires to Foucault itself.


GravatarI have no idea why I am still awake, except it's so much fun. See youinsins tomorrow. Nite.


GravatarAnything irksome happen while we were off dining with a certain centaur?

steve simels


Did they have to pull out the tables a bit?


Gravatar
In upstate New York weddings, they wrap themselves in bacon and recite Derrida to each other. Then the bridal pair retires to Foucault itself.


My favorite Frenchman is Pierre Bourdieu. Remind me to bore you to tears one day about why.


GravatarOur latest recently adopted kitty (a stray) had seven kittens on tuesday.

On the bright side, she's a good little mommy.

Anyone want a kitten?


Gravatar"Some of these guys allegedly used weapons and guns with silencers and shot hawks right in their backyard with houses next door," said David Patte, a spokesman for the Fish and Wildlife Service in Portland. "About 95 to 99 percent of the members freely talk about their taking and killing of hawks as a regular part of their hobby."

Fuck! You know, Darwin had a great interest in raising pigeons. But this is just so wrong.


GravatarThen the bridal pair retires to Foucault itself.
spinoza |


In the Panopticon?


Gravatar"Most of the best freighter pilots can be found here. Only watch your step...this place can be a little rough."


GravatarSimels! Did you get to meet the centaur in person? Did you get to meet the centaur's kitties in person?
strawhat, Gore/Edwards | 06.10.07 - 12:32 am | #

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simels, we're just naming cats and babies. How are you and 4LG this evening? Did you sup well?
Tlazolteotl | Home
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We ate Indian -- very spicey. Kitties are being taken care of by people the centaur trusts back at the home.

A very nice evening...The centaur's a doll. As is the divine Brooklyn Girl.

We missed you all, obviously.


GravatarMy favorite Frenchman is Pierre Bourdieu. Remind me to bore you to tears one day about why.

social capital, right?


GravatarIn upstate New York weddings, they wrap themselves in bacon and recite Derrida to each other. Then the bridal pair retires to Foucault itself.
spinoza | 06.10.07 - 12:35 am | #

That's a very lacanic description of such an elaborate ceremony.


GravatarMr. French, you took in a pregnant stray? You giant sweetheart!


GravatarThat's a very lacanic description of such an elaborate ceremony.
rootless2


didn't even mention the whiskey...


GravatarI laughed and laughed," one person wrote. "All the pain staking measures they took to get these birds to adolescence and than (sic) to have someone take them out was simply bliss!"

Fuck these fucking fuckers with a red hot poker.


GravatarThat's a very lacanic description of such an elaborate ceremony.
rootless2

didn't even mention the whiskey...


Or the pork belly futures.


Gravatar
Did they have to pull out the tables a bit?


Ray Harryhausen is god.


GravatarEnable cookies? My ass!


GravatarEnable cookies? My ass!
Tlazolteotl


I just got that too...hit back button and it posted.


GravatarCookies should be eaten, not enabled.


GravatarTime for one of my favorite Dinosaur Comics.
Uncle Smokes


Now that's funny.


GravatarMy favorite Frenchman is Pierre Bourdieu. Remind me to bore you to tears one day about why.
Thers | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 12:36 am | #

My favorite Frenchman is Nicholas Bourbaki, who showed you can get to the top in France without going to the grandes ecoles as long as you are imaginary.


GravatarEnable cookies? My ass!
Tlazolteotl | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 12:40 am | #

OregonLive has is out of control. they want you to enter your info on every stinking page now not just the first time you enter their site. it really sucks.


GravatarSimels, that's great. The Plushlife blog has been abandoned for the weekend, so it's nice to know it was for such a good reason. The centaur warned us kidden addicts there'd be no updates for a few days.


GravatarFuck these fucking fuckers with a red hot poker.

Abu Ghraib was not an aberration. Some people live in a culture that nourishes horrible destruction and senseless killing as a sport.


GravatarHanchett went on: Oregon aficionados of the roller pigeon -- a special breed flown in competitions -- commonly capture and kill hawks and falcons that attack the smaller birds. A friend in Canby captured 30 hawks in 45 days.

Isn't the roller pigeon a defective inbred mutant?


GravatarRay Harryhausen is god.
Richard


Even God says so.


Gravatar"Seventeeen thousand! These guys must really be desperate, this could save my neck!"


GravatarDamn. I think I've had too much wine to be able to wash the floors. And, if I could only find the damned USB cord, y'all would have your kittens...


Gravatarc is for cookie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...h? v=BovQyphS8kA


Gravatargoodnight bats


GravatarIsn't the roller pigeon fancier a defective inbred mutant?
Mr French


Editorial correction.


GravatarDevil Dinosaur and Moon Boy by Jack Kirby! Now that's good dinosaur comics!! So is Rich Little, though.


GravatarLemmy is god.


GravatarIsn't the roller pigeon a defective inbred mutant?

It's what Darwin and his contemporaries called a sport. And by observing these mutants in artificial selection, Darwin was able to conceptualize natural selection. There are some wonderful descriptions of pigeon sports in "Origin of Species".


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GravatarMr. French, you took in a pregnant stray? You giant sweetheart!

We didn't know at the time, not that it would have made any difference. She's a sweetheart.


GravatarNite, ::matthew, sleep well.


GravatarPeregrines are amazing, regal birds. These guys shouldn't even have pigeons, they have no respect for birds, obviously.


GravatarSEVEN CALIFORNIA ‘ROLLER PIGEON’ ENTHUSIASTS CHARGED WITH KILLING, OR HELPING TO KILL, PROTECTED HAWKS AND FALCONS

Federal authorities have charged seven Southern California men associated with "roller pigeon" clubs on charges related to the fatal beatings and shootings of federally protected raptors. Six of the defendants were arrested throughout the day yesterday as part of a nationwide investigation - Operation High Roller - that is targeting roller pigeon owners who believe that hawks and falcons, while protected under federal law, should be killed because they attack pigeons, particularly when they suffer seizures in flight and tumble uncontrollably toward the ground.

The seven cases in Southern California, along with charges filed against defendants in Oregon and Texas, are part of a 14-month investigation by special agents with the United States Fish and Wildlife Service. In California, a special agent infiltrated several roller pigeon clubs and learned about members' efforts to trap and kill raptors, specifically Cooper's hawks, red-tailed hawks and Peregrine falcons, according to court documents. Investigators estimate that leaders and members of the National Birmingham Roller Club (NBRC) and other enthusiast organizations in the Los Angeles metropolitan area are responsible for killing 1,000 to 2,000 raptors annually.
http://www.fws.gov/news/ NewsRele...E4A89664B1CFC29


GravatarLemmy is god.
JR, kerosene and a match


Snicket is divine.


GravatarSEVEN CALIFORNIA ‘ROLLER PIGEON’ ENTHUSIASTS CHARGED WITH KILLING, OR HELPING TO KILL, PROTECTED HAWKS AND FALCONS

Federal authorities have charged seven Southern California men associated with "roller pigeon" clubs on charges related to the fatal beatings and shootings of federally protected raptors. Six of the defendants were arrested throughout the day yesterday as part of a nationwide investigation - Operation High Roller - that is targeting roller pigeon owners who believe that hawks and falcons, while protected under federal law, should be killed because they attack pigeons, particularly when they suffer seizures in flight and tumble uncontrollably toward the ground.

The seven cases in Southern California, along with charges filed against defendants in Oregon and Texas, are part of a 14-month investigation by special agents with the United States Fish and Wildlife Service. In California, a special agent infiltrated several roller pigeon clubs and learned about members' efforts to trap and kill raptors, specifically Cooper's hawks, red-tailed hawks and Peregrine falcons, according to court documents. Investigators estimate that leaders and members of the National Birmingham Roller Club (NBRC) and other enthusiast organizations in the Los Angeles metropolitan area are responsible for killing 1,000 to 2,000 raptors annually.
http://www.fws.gov/news/ NewsRele...E4A89664B1CFC29


Gravatarresponsible for killing 1,000 to 2,000 raptors annually

Feed them DDT.


Gravataroops! Sorry about that.


GravatarFeed them DDT.
Tlazolteotl


Not painful enough.


Gravatarwhat is it with these pigeon breeders?


GravatarWell...thanks for the smiles, folks.

I must return to the tunes.

Y'all take care of your good selves.


Gravatarthey suffer seizures in flight and tumble uncontrollably toward the ground.

Defective pigeons *should* be eaten.


Gravatarspinoza | 06.10.07 - 12:46 am | #

I googled the same story


Gravatar
Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy by Jack Kirby! Now that's good dinosaur comics!!


Coming in August...

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Devil Dinosaur By Jack Kirby Omnibus HC (Hardcover)
by Jack Kirby (Author)
Price: $19.79
Book Description
No gods from outer space could beat this Devil! Jack Kirby crossed into a new cosmos with this crimson carnivore and his faithful sidekick Moonboy! Now, for the first time, Marvel collects the King's saga of Devil Dinosaur in his prehistoric prime! Collects Devil Dinosaur #1-9.

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GravatarLike I say, if they had any respect for birds, they couldn't have done such a horrible thing - killing raptors for being raptors. shitheads.


GravatarIt's sad that folks take joy in killing hawks and falcons. But if I were, say, raising shih tzus, and a neighber's pit bulls were killing them, I'd probably want them dead.


GravatarBut if I were, say, raising shih tzus, and a neighber's pit bulls were killing them, I'd probably want them dead.
ProfWombat


If you were raising lettuce would you go over to your neighbour's house and kill his rabbits?


GravatarI guess these pigeon racers are on the same level as cock fighters. they don't care about the birds at all.


GravatarIt's sad that folks take joy in killing hawks and falcons. But if I were, say, raising shih tzus, and a neighber's pit bulls were killing them, I'd probably want them dead.
ProfWombat


That does not work.


GravatarT;azolteotl: I think you have it right; they had no respect for birds qua birds, and took pleasure in their death...


GravatarBut if I were, say, raising shih tzus, and a neighber's pit bulls were killing them, I'd probably want them dead.


You might, but would you brag about beating and smothering them?


GravatarBut if I were, say, raising shih tzus, and a neighber's pit bulls were killing them, I'd probably want them dead.

Pigeons aren't shih tzu's and falcons aren't pit bulls.


Gravatar"Dantooine...they're on Dantooine"


GravatarYou keep live ham?


GravatarIf I was raising republicans and the neighbors pit bulls were eating them, I'd probably want to get some puppies to raise.


Gravatarct: no, it doesn't, now that i think of it more. A pit bull owner is obligated to control his animals. Raptors raised to return to the wild, and living in it, are quite their own selves.


GravatarProfWombat. A man of integrity.


Gravatarquite their own selves.
ProfWombat


..and pigeons are lettuce.


GravatarIf I was raising republicans and the neighbors pit bulls were eating them, I'd probably want to get some puppies to raise.



I'd pitch in for kibbles.


GravatarI'd pitch in for kibbles.
Mr French


I'd ptitch in for a stomach pump. Poor doggies.


GravatarWTF is this on CNN and why did I not get a chance to liveblog it?


GravatarNear where I live, the Navy wants to expand a fighter training area, which would mean killing a shload of native aviary animals. You might think that the locals would be gung ho about it, but they are opposing the Navy tooth and nail, and it is causing the military not a small amount of discomfort.


Gravatar"In my experience there's no such thing as luck".


GravatarHillary wearing a pink scarf and babbling on abortion.


Gravatar"Three Oregon Cases Are Part of a Nationwide Effort to Stop the Illegal Killing of Hawks, Peregrine Falcons, and Other Birds of Prey

Federal authorities have charged three Oregon men with unlawfully attempting to take, capture, and kill red-tailed and Cooper's hawks, and/or peregrine falcons, in violation of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. The defendants, all leaders of 'roller pigeon' clubs, were arraigned in the Portland, Oregon, United States District Court on June 8. The charges are part of a larger investigation across the United States 'Operation High Roller' that targets roller pigeon owners who kill hawks and falcons, despite their protected status under federal law "

http://www.fws.gov/news/ newsrele...D6A861D6ED6224F


GravatarWe have several pairs of peregrines in Seattle. One of them nests on a bridge I drive on to get to work. I see them quite often, and feel pretty protective of them, in addition to the many red-tailed hawks whose territories I drive through on the way to and from work (I'm so bad, I've actually named them).


Gravatarrorty is dead


GravatarWTF is this on CNN and why did I not get a chance to liveblog it?

I think that is their Faith and Politics thing from Monday. Why the democrats agreed to it is a mystery. God orbid that CNN does a segment on the poor, or healthcare, or foregin policy. Instead they got these democrats up there to make odd hooting noises about sky gods.


Gravatar"In my experience there's no such thing as luck".
Apprentice to Darth Holden


True, but there is chaos, which always leads to change.


Gravatarrorty is dead

Oh shit.


Gravatar"Ain't no all-powerful force controls my destiny."


Gravatar
Devil Dinosaur By Jack Kirby Omnibus HC (Hardcover)


bestill my heart.


Gravatar
"In my experience there's no such thing as luck".


Obi-Wan, you're so damn snotty.


GravatarCock fighters? What about human cock fighting?


GravatarThere's at least one redtail in my neighborhood who has learned to skim along the street about 3 - 4 feet off the ground. I came around the corner of the block one day and found myself driving along right behind him - he darted right, picked up something, then went back to flying down the middle of the street, veered off to the left, and set down in a neighbor's yard to devour the rat he had caught.

It does make me worry for the cat, though.


GravatarHillary pressing healthcare and faith. Sez 40 million uninsured is a "moral wrong."


Gravatar"Send a scanning crew aboard. I want every part of this ship checked."


GravatarIt was nice to see a family of falcons, I think they were, or perhaps eagles, which took up roosting in order to raise their young on the ledge of a skyscraper one week in Manhattan, quite some time ago already, perhaps a dozen or so. The papers ran several front pages about them, and much of the city seemed to slow down a bit. Even the hard-bitten tabloids softened and carried doting 2-pagers with close-up photos of the avian family with detailed reports of how the father would fly back from central park with nesting materials. The fledgeling birds, unable to fly and relying on their parents for sustenance high above the town seemed to humanize our city for a while, and that is never a bad thing.


GravatarCock fighters? What about human cock fighting?
marv


The analogy doesn't work.


GravatarWe occasionally have egrets, which are royalty, IMO, and they act accordingly. But aside from the usual drakes and gulls, we often see ospreys, which at a distance, look quite like bald eagles. They are huge birds.


Gravatar=*=, you aren't referring to Pale Male, the red tailed hawk that resides on an apartment building next to Central Park, are you?


GravatarWolf Blizter is no going to rerun both debates from last week, but cross comparing their answers, or something.

Funny thing I learned this evening, if you google the Repulican debate, you get 9,500,000 hits, but that crazy Atriots, The Bobblespeak Translations is #1.

heh.


GravatarRorty was a good man, and engaged in the world more than philosophers tend to be these days. He'll be missed, but he will live on through the many he's influenced:

I've only this one consolation
As out of this old world I go:
I know that the next generation
Will resemble old Rosin the Beau


Gravatar"Bring 'em on! I'd prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around!"


GravatarNot a bad summary of what Rorty accomplished:

Richard Rorty, the leading American philosopher and heir to the pragmatist tradition, passed away on Friday, June 8.... His work redefined knowledge 'as a matter of conversation and of social practice, rather than as an attempt to mirror nature' and thus redefined philosophy itself as an unending, democratically disciplined, social and cultural activity of inquiry, reflection, and exchange, rather than an activity governed and validated by the concept of objective, extramental truth."

http://www.telospress.com/main/i...& article_id=188


GravatarRichard

I Pre ordered it and Jack Kirby's fourth world Vol.s 1 and 2.


GravatarWorst. Scanning Crew. Ever.


GravatarSpeaking of wildlife management, if any of you live in the areas with giant flying roaches that sometimes come into the house....if you catch one on the kitchen counter, a spray of white vinegar will slow it down and disorient it enough to knock it to the floor and kill it.

The vinegar, it burns, it BURNS!


GravatarWe have great blue herons everywhere. I often see them flying from one part of the city to another (usually from the Arboretum to GasWorks Park). They look like pterodactyls when in flight.


GravatarBald eagle perched not too far away from my brother's house...
http://thumbsnap.com/v/3DyeW7L0.jpg


GravatarThe analogy doesn't work.
MMA cage matches? Maybe. Two homeless men provoked into fighting by 15 year old kids. Yes.


Gravatarthe owls the developers displaced when they cleared the woods across the street have been rather slow to return to the Oaks around here.

and the hawks are constantly after their young. but they are coming back, nonetheless.


GravatarO there was a redtailed hawk in my leafy suburban neighborhood last summer that scared the bejesus out of me one morning. I was backing out of the garage, minding my own business, and this *huge* pair of wings swooped down toward my windshield and back up over the roof of the car. That wingspan was four feet if it was an inch. Holy crap, that was a waker-upper if ever there was one -- and I was glad the cats were inside!


GravatarNot a bad summary of what Rorty accomplished:

Richard Rorty, the leading American philosopher and heir to the pragmatist tradition, passed away on Friday, June 8.... His work redefined knowledge 'as a matter of conversation and of social practice, rather than as an attempt to mirror nature' and thus redefined philosophy itself as an unending, democratically disciplined, social and cultural activity of inquiry, reflection, and exchange, rather than an activity governed and validated by the concept of objective, extramental truth."


Blog on.


GravatarI occassionally have egrets, but you know, you can never look back.


GravatarThat Amherst speech and Q&A by Patrick Fitzgerald is replaying on c-span now.
-


GravatarIt was nice to see a family of falcons, I think they were, or perhaps eagles

Pale Male and his brood?

"Pale Male," who built his nest at 927 Fifth Avenue back in 1993, was unceremoniously dispossessed along with his girlfriend, "Lola," by the co-op's board — which is headed by the real estate developer Richard Cohen, the husband of CNN anchor Paula Zahn.

http:// www.bridgeandtunnelclub.c..._zahn_vs_p.html


GravatarWhy does JOHN FROM CINCCINNATI hate me?

He keeps crashing my pc!

~


Gravatar"Where did you dig up that old fossil?"


GravatarIt does make me worry for the cat, though.
Jennifer


Well, if it's a large enough hawk for yo uto worry about the cat it's probably a her, not a him. The ladies can take a fair sized bunny, so if you have a small cat...


Gravatarstrawhat, I had something like that happen with an owl flying right in front of my car when I was just about to turn into our driveway late one night. Scared the bejeesus out of me, too.


Gravatarwhenever I visit a shop I always scan through their one dollar boxes, looking for Devil Dinosaur, or OMAC. a shop is always known by how many cheap Kirby's they have in the bins. imho.


Gravatar
I Pre ordered it and Jack Kirby's fourth world Vol.s 1 and 2.


I bought New Gods #1 when it first came out back in 1970. I was a fan of his even then. I was 7.


GravatarI occassionally have egrets, but you know, you can never look back.
Culture of TrÜth


Dylan, Ginsberg?


Gravatar"But they're going to kill her!"

"Better her than me!"


GravatarEgrets, I've had a few...


GravatarEgrets, I've had a few...
ThinlyVeiled, Visitor 109


Yes, so?


Gravatar=*=, you aren't referring to Pale Male, the red tailed hawk that resides on an apartment building next to Central Park, are you?
Tlazolteotl


mmmm, don't think so, although perhaps. As I recall it was a family that just suddenly decided to set up housekeeping. Perhaps it was PM though; as I said it was quite a while back. Those stories are by no means unknown in the Apple, but are generally rare and always notable. There is something about the contrast of nature and city, like the roots of a sidewalk tree that might one day break through an edge of the pavement square surrounding it. You look at that, at it makes you think a bit.


GravatarO there was a redtailed hawk in my leafy suburban neighborhood last summer that scared the bejesus out of me one morning.

I once had a red tail fly into the house through the kitchen sliding doors. The spinoza cat took immediate notice. You could see the thought processes:

1. birds
2. big bird
3. big treat (cat gets up)
4. maybe too big (cat pauses)
5. uh oh.

The hawk flopped on the kitchen floor, then finally made it out the doors. It pushed back enough air that I could feel its force as it left the house.


GravatarThat wingspan was four feet if it was an inch.

About right.

I love redtails


GravatarWell, if it's a large enough hawk for yo uto worry about the cat it's probably a her, not a him. The ladies can take a fair sized bunny, so if you have a small cat...
JR, kerosene and a match


The kitty is not a large one...a few months back, I heard an owl and then saw the wingspread on it when it flew out of the tree...kitty was not allowed back outside at night until I was sure it had left the area.


GravatarEgrets, I've had a few...
ThinlyVeiled, Visitor 109 | 06.10.07 - 1:06 am | #


Good opening for a song...


Gravatar
whenever I visit a shop I always scan through their one dollar boxes, looking for Devil Dinosaur, or OMAC. a shop is always known by how many cheap Kirby's they have in the bins. imho.


The mid to late '70's stuff can be obtained relatively cheaply, but it is nice to have it in book form, if only for the fact that the printing is so much better now.


GravatarGood heavens, spinoza! A redtail hawk in the kitchen? What was *your* thought process?


GravatarThe hawk flopped on the kitchen floor, then finally made it out the doors. It pushed back enough air that I could feel its force as it left the house.
spinoza


Awesome.

2nd attempt.


GravatarI do too, JR. I love birds, period. Though I have to admit, I'm not so fond of pigeons...well, the peregrines need something dumb to eat....


GravatarI saw a giant Egret in full flight on the Hackensack river this afternoon.


GravatarKitties no likey the large birds. As I was saying earlier about the Czech neighbors with the parrots.


Gravatar"Where are you taking this...thing?"


GravatarGood heavens, spinoza! A redtail hawk in the kitchen? What was *your* thought process?

Why is there a bird between me and the coffee maker?


GravatarYes, I know it was corny and obvious, but it is late and I am intoxicated. C'est la vie.


GravatarIce Spiders!


GravatarThat was a great story, Jennifer - I told my partner during dinner, and he cracked up.


Gravatarwell, the peregrines need something dumb to eat....
Tlazolteotl


Too bad there are no rocs, to take out the pigeon breeders.
Although a nesting pair of harpy eagles could put a dent in their spawn populations.


GravatarDuring winter here, the redtails are fond of sitting in the trees up and down the interstate...I've counted more than a dozen in a 75 mile stretch before. My guess is they're waiting for roadkill.


GravatarIce Spiders!

Again?!?


GravatarI saw a giant Egret in full flight on the Hackensack river this afternoon.
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 1:11 am | #


Get outta town -- really?


GravatarThough I have to admit, I'm not so fond of pigeons...

My brother calls them shit hawks.


GravatarI saw a giant Egret in full flight on the Hackensack river this afternoon.
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 1:11 am | #

Get outta town -- really?
steve simels


They are all over the lakes of eastern pa.


GravatarIce Spiders!
rorschach


Conjure a creature to keep 'em busy while you whack 'em, got me through that section.


GravatarMy cat once took a peek into the bird room...when the greys sighted him, they started growling (an amazing, scary sound) - he turned tail and ran back downstairs, fasted I've ever seen him move.


GravatarDuring winter here, the redtails are fond of sitting in the trees up and down the interstate...I've counted more than a dozen in a 75 mile stretch before. My guess is they're waiting for roadkill.

Well, that explains NTodd's behavior.


Gravatar"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"


GravatarMy brother calls them shit hawks.
Richard


Your brother is woefully incorrect.

Seagulls are shithawks.


GravatarTlaz - it freaked out my cat when they started calling him, too.

"Roscoe, Roscoe!"


GravatarYou can have this thread when you pry it from my cold dead ham.

Ham???, or Bacon Tree?


GravatarI used to love to watch the interactions between my cats and my cockatoo.

Cockatoos can get real big, real fast when they feel the need.


GravatarMy guess is they're waiting for roadkill.

To you it's a highway, the them it is a buffet.

I love the way they space themselves out evenly along the road... very equalitarian.


GravatarThe mid to late '70's stuff can be obtained relatively cheaply, but it is nice to have it in book form, if only for the fact that the printing is so much better now.
Richard


I hope they collect the Black Panther and Captain America stuff from the late '70's.


GravatarWaiting For Roadkill.
Jennifer

What is Becket's never-finished sequel?


GravatarProfWombat | 06.08.07 - 12:13 pm | #

Dear Wombat, may I be forgiven
For not having hard enough striven
Your excellent sonnet
To heap praise upon it?
At work I am interrupt-driven.


GravatarHey kids - time for 4th of July shirts!


GravatarI saw a giant Egret in full flight on the Hackensack river this afternoon.
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 1:11 am | #


Oh please -- I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics.


Gravatar1. birds
2. big bird
3. big treat (cat gets up)
4. maybe too big (cat pauses)
5. uh oh.

The hawk flopped on the kitchen floor, then finally made it out the doors. It pushed back enough air that I could feel its force as it left the house.
spinoza | 06.10.07 - 1:08 am | #

Ha Ha. Holy Crap...


GravatarAnd his hair was perfect...

I've always been afraid of birds. Irrationally, uncontrollably afraid. Have no idea why.


GravatarI saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics.


Hup!

Draw blood...


GravatarI saw a giant Egret in full flight on the Hackensack river this afternoon.
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 1:11 am | #

Get outta town -- really?
steve simels


My office used to be on the river, and while they are not common, I would see on average about once every three months.

So yes, today was lucky, but there was no mistaking it. It actually swooped in front of the bus twice. Segulls and little egrets are not 5 feet long with a 4 foot wingspan -- never mind the legs.


GravatarOh please -- I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics.

steve simels


Warren Zevon was a gentle soul.

Sorry about the mis-post last night. Too much of everything.


Gravatarhis hair was perfect


GravatarMy guess is they're waiting for roadkill.

Actually, the like the sides of highways because they can see the rodents in the grass there more easily. Usually the grass is kept trimmed, so the hawks can really get a bead on the mice. Today I was driving towards Seattle from Redmond near the Micro$oft campus, a roadway with a lot of red tails. One crossed in front of me with a mouse in tow. I just saw the tail between the talons.


GravatarCockatoos can get real big, real fast when they feel the need.

Many years ago I had a red bellied conure that completely terrified 4 grown cats and a pit bull/mix.

It's all in the attitude.


GravatarHey, Steverino - how'd you do on the Preakness?


GravatarOh please -- I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics.

steve simels


Lord, that reminds me of the time I almost set a guy's head on fire in a club. He was sitting in front of us, and I had already been calling him Werewolf of London because he had wolf-man hair and, well, it was perfect. But I think he must have sprayed it, because when he started rocking out in his chair and was rocking back into my space, I lit my lighter and just held it up about even with my knees...he rocked back enough to catch a few hairs on fire and they flared bright enough that everyone sitting behind us saw it. My friends took my lighter away from me after that. Werewolf of London just kept rocking out, unaware that I had almost set his head on fire.


GravatarTo, with pleasure and thanks, repeat myself:

Your poems, sir, are every one a pisser.
I bow before the Greater Artificer.


GravatarWhen I was young a neighbour rescued an orphaned red-tail baby, raaised it, trained it to hunt, then released it.

It would fly over the house and you would whistle to it, and it would answer.


GravatarMy guess is they're waiting for roadkill.

Actually, the like the sides of highways because they can see the rodents in the grass there more easily.


They are also interested in road salt. As I am sure you know, salt is rare (worth his weight in salt and all that). The amount we dump on roads attracts all kinds of animals.


GravatarEgrets, I've had a few...

From heron out, I will not crane my neck to spy these creatures.


Gravatarrorshach, do you still have a 'too?

They are funny - they can look very big, but really they are all bone and feather. Little bitty scrawny things under all that fluff.


GravatarSeagulls. Wow, have they ever gotten in on the act. Used to be they would not come anywhere near you, which is fine as they are beautiful, but up close quite a nuisance and nasty-beaked. One of those bastards marched right up and helped himself to the last bite of my beach sandwich. It was then I realized the late '90s were leading into a time entirely different from the past. My heart still goes out to any that get entangled in plastic or line, whatnot. That's really bad news. Gulls are all in all favorites though; excellent flyers, sort of the chevys of the air. Good functional birds.


GravatarThe amount we dump on roads attracts all kinds of animals.
spinoza


And kills all kinds of trees.


GravatarJennifer-

Remind me to keep you as a friend.


Gravatar56 visitors and everyone's all talky.

It's a good thing.


GravatarAnd kills all kinds of trees.

Yep..

Also, the spacing out of the birds has to do with their feeling safe from each other.


GravatarI lit my lighter and just held it up about even with my knees...he rocked back enough to catch a few hairs on fire and they flared bright enough that everyone sitting behind us saw it. My friends took my lighter away from me after that.

I did that once. It ended in divorce.


Gravatarrorshach, do you still have a 'too?

They are funny - they can look very big, but really they are all bone and feather. Little bitty scrawny things under all that fluff.
Tlazolteotl | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 1:21 am | #


But they do love to be petted, unlike almost all other birds.

No, I don't have her any more. I found her on my stoop in New Orleans, kept her for a few years and brought her with me to the Ozarks, but then my travelling increased, so I sold her to a guy who kept and raised birds.

A very good home for her.


GravatarThe gulls around here caught on to cicadas right quick. You'll see a maple tree in someone's yard shaking and quaking, the top full of gulls, all chowing down on cicadas.


Gravatar"Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?"


GravatarI'm not sure we use salt on the roads here, but I'm sure there are several reasons why you find redtails along roads.


GravatarWerewolf of London just kept rocking out, unaware that I had almost set his head on fire.


Thats what that smell was!


Gravatarspinoza - as they say, a friend is someone who will help you move.

But only a best friend will help you move a body.


GravatarI'm not sure we use salt on the roads here, but I'm sure there are several reasons why you find redtails along roads.

Everything is an interaction. (Where is Sallyh?)


Gravatar
But only a best friend will help you move a body.
Jennifer | 06.10.07 - 1:24 am | #


I move the body of my best friend all the time.


GravatarBut only a best friend will help you move a body.

Jennifer- Is there something you are not tellinig us????


GravatarBut they do love to be petted, unlike almost all other birds.

True. Though my greys and the pionus do love to get their heads scratched...a lot. But the all-over scratching and stroking that cockatoos like isn't tolerated by most birds.


GravatarWerewolf of London just kept rocking out, unaware that I had almost set his head on fire.

I saw a guy with a huge afro do that to himself at an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert. Too much paper in the joint.


GravatarBut only a best friend will help you move a body.
Jennifer


Especially if it is your own.


Gravatarmy best friends body is moving all the time.


Gravatar
I hope they collect the Black Panther and Captain America stuff from the late '70's.


They've done it already.The complete runs of both have been reprinted. Here are the titles...

Black Panther By Jack Kirby Volume 1 TPB
Black Panther By Jack Kirby Volume 2 TPB (Black Panther)

Captain America by Jack Kirby, Vol. 1: Madbomb
Captain America by Jack Kirby, Vol. 2: Bicentennial Battles
Captain America by Jack Kirby, Vol. 3: The Swine


Fuck you haloscan.


GravatarI'm glad you found a good home for her. 'Toos are demanding birds to have as pets.


GravatarRyan Adams - Kinda derivative, his name is too close to another performer, but he's quite good. This performance is intense!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y...h? v=ybCWSPiC1Q0


GravatarI was in bar once and it was really late and this guy with long hair was drunk and oblivious and getting on my nerves and I guess I was drunk too and I got out my lightsaber and was playing with it and anyway I sort of cut off his arm but we all had a good laugh and I throw the owner ten bucks and said sorry about the mess.

.


GravatarBut the all-over scratching and stroking that cockatoos like isn't tolerated by most birds.
Tlazolteotl | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 1:26 am | #


Yeah, she used to raise her wings insistently, demanding to be scratched underneath them. She was a sweetheart and a rascal.


GravatarJennifer- Is there something you are not tellinig us????

I don't think so. I know I've told the story about my friend's Uncle Frank being dug up and half-eaten by wild hogs several times around here. I've not tried to hide my light under a bushel round these parts.


GravatarCrikey, Patrick Fitzgerald is making sane arguments about dealing with drugs and terrorism. He just said you cannot just arrest people to solve the problems. Giuliani! You hear that you fucking stupid cheap boy cop!?


Gravatar"What kept you?"

"We ran into some old friends"


GravatarWell I'd better get on the ball..I love those omnibus sized hardcovers, tho...


GravatarGiuliani! You hear that you fucking stupid cheap boy cop!?
spinoza


"Warehouse anyone who doesn't agree with me."


GravatarI don't think so. I know I've told the story about my friend's Uncle Frank being dug up and half-eaten by wild hogs several times around here. I've not tried to hide my light under a bushel round these parts.

Can you put it in dactylic hexameter and get it annotated by thers?


GravatarI've not tried to hide my light under a bushel round these parts.

This little light of mine.


GravatarA medical examiner blamed a 17-year-old track star's death on the use of too much muscle cream, the kind used to soothe aching legs after exercise.

Arielle Newman, a cross-country runner at Notre Dame Academy on Staten Island, died after her body absorbed high levels of methyl salicylate, an anti-inflammatory found in sports creams such as Bengay and Icy Hot, the New York City medical examiner said Friday.

The medical examiner's spokeswoman, Ellen Borakove, said the teen used "topical medication to excess." She said it was the first time that her office had reported a death from using a sports cream.

http:// www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=2875489

Apply conservatively, I guess.
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GravatarSimels,

I'm watching something called "The British Beat" on PBS.


GravatarI've not tried to hide my light under a bushel round these parts.

Jennifer- I love you a bushel and a peck, a bush and a peck, and a hug around the neck.


GravatarAlrighty. Kelele is living up to his name and gacking like hell for the lights to go out. Parrots are very much creatures of habit, and they expect to be put to bed. Right this very minute! Kianga keeps telling him "you're all right" but he isn't buying it. Later, batses.


GravatarDied of ben-gay poisoning? Yikes. Bummer.


GravatarJennifer- I love you a bushel and a peck, a bush and a peck, and a hug around the neck.
spinoza


Oy.


Gravatar'night, all


Gravatar"I'm taking an awful risk, Vader. This had better work."


Gravatar
The medical examiner's spokeswoman, Ellen Borakove, said the teen used "topical medication to excess." She said it was the first time that her office had reported a death from using a sports cream.


I saw that earlier. Bizarro world stuff.


GravatarMy mom used to sing that little jingle, spinoza, I haven't thought of that in ages.


GravatarCan you put it in dactylic hexameter and get it annotated by thers?
spinoza


Sorry, but I'm immune to the charms of poetry...at least the vast majority of it.


Gravatar"I'm taking an awful risk, Vader. This had better work."

"If only you could feel the power of Ben-Gay"


GravatarNight all.


GravatarGuiliani needs to have it *all* exposed, everything, if he persists in this creepy fantasy of his, that he will actually become the Chief Executive of the United States.


Gravatarstrawhat-I am not sure, but I think my mom's knowing it came from a quaker background.


GravatarHow come I always miss the Kirby conversations?


GravatarThat must have been a ton of cream she slathered on, she must have been highly sensitive, and probably at least somewhat dehydrated and really excersising hard, since salycilic is just asperin. Probably somehow absorbed through all her pores open from running. Probably hot and humid out too. What a way to go. Not good. Although still very weird; perhaps she had some other condition or substances going as well.


GravatarI find it hard to imagine America actually electing the Keeper of the Crypt...


GravatarWhen we were kids, we used to sing this one (to the tune of "silver threads amongst the gold"):

In the boarding house where I lived,
Everything was green with mold.
Grandma's hair fell in the butter,
Silver threads amongst the gold.
When the dog died we had sausage,
When the cat died catnip tea.
When the landlord died I left there,
Spareribs were too much for me.


GravatarJennifer, Rickety Tickety Tin was one of my favorite songs as a kid.


GravatarIf you're a fan of Steve Ditko and Jack Kirby, then this should be of interest...

AMAZING FANTASY OMNIBUS

http://www.marvel.com/catalog/?c...ZING%20FANTASY&

Across six issues of truly amazing adventures, Lee, Kirby, and Ditko dreamed up a cadre of ten-story tall menaces from Torr to Manoo to the one and only Monsteroso to trash unwitting Earthlings on a month-in and month-out basis. Backed up by weird tales of wax museums, witchcraft, Martians, and the occult master who set the trenchcoat trend in comics, Dr. Druid, it seemed these titanic tales could never be topped.

And then Stan Lee and Steve Ditko did just that by launching “The Magazine That Respects Your Intelligence!” An all-new approach for the young comics sophisticate, Amazing Adult Fantasy presented Twilight Zone-tinged tales of otherworldly aliens, time travel, ghosts, atomic nightmares, and maybe even the secret of the universe itself. With story after lushly-illustrated story, Ditko set a new standard for comic book illustration, and Lee raised the bar ever higher with his scintillating scripts. And, oh, in the last issue they created some guy named “Spider-Man.”

Collecting this lynchpin series of Marvel Comics’ history for the first time ever, the Amazing Fantasy Omnibus puts AMAZING ADVENTURES #1-6, AMAZING ADULT FANTASY #7-14 and AMAZING FANTASY #15 between two hardcovers 45 years in the making.


GravatarSorry, but I'm immune to the charms of poetry...at least the vast majority of it.

Gossip grows like weeds
In a summer meadow.
My girl and I
Sleep arm in arm.

-Htomaro


I wish I were close
To you as the wet skirt of
a salt girl to her body.
I think of you always.

-Akahito

(Rexroth translations)


GravatarI'm watching the NBA finals from 1993. They canceled game 2 for this year.


GravatarWalton: Judge, Snark Artist.

Goodnight.


GravatarAll hail Judge Walton.

The man's got a real talent.


Gravatar"Look at the size of that thing!"


GravatarWhere the fudge is Ntodd ?


Gravatar"We have to destroy them ship to ship. Get the crews to their fighters."


GravatarWhere the fudge is Ntodd ?

Working double-time behind the Tastee Freez?


GravatarNight all.


GravatarWhere the fudge is Ntodd ?
Gilly Gonzylon


Late night at the Tastee Freeze.


GravatarWhere the fudge is Ntodd ?

Collecting roadkill on interstate 91.


GravatarI'm watching this Valtrex commercial. A young couple looking lovingly at each other

He - "I have genital herpes"

She- "And I don't"

He- "And if possible, we'd like to keep it that way"

LOL


GravatarEE Cummings. Good Poetry. Robert Frost too. Let's see. All of Shakespeares plays read like poetry, to me anyway. Some of Gertrude Steins work is fascinating. Some ancient stuff is beautiful, like digging up rare relics. A few of Sapphos works seem like they are being read in the next room, their feel is so contemporary. Not a poetry expert, but a fan.


GravatarIf the pundits want to wonder aloud in public about what has so coarsened our society, they need look no further than TV drug and personal hygiene ads.


GravatarDitko and Kirby: Pure Genius...

"Apply conservatively, I guess."

Let The Buyer Beware...


Gravatar"The guns...they've stopped!"


GravatarIf the pundits want to wonder aloud in public about what has so coarsened our society, they need look no further than TV drug and personal hygiene ads.
Jennifer | 06.10.07 - 1:48 am | #

Certainly one place.


GravatarWalton. It is nice to note that there is something resembling a judge left somewhere. Although of course the pardon noises are everywhere. Exactly how much longer does this go on before they simply come right out and say "look, there is no justice except for when we want your parking ticket and dwi money, you schmucks, everyone knew that when we stole 2000 for massa."


GravatarA friend just sent me this. I don't know why.

http://video.google.com/videopla...6& q=tornado.avi

Maybe he's not really a friend?


GravatarWhere Are Your Friends Tonight? - Franz Ferdinand
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Gravatar"You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower."


GravatarI'd like to tie up that cialis couple for 35 hours and 59 minutes and make them get it on for the last minute.


GravatarMaybe he's not really a friend?
ThinlyVeiled, Visitor 109 | 06.10.07 - 1:53 am | #

Is that Kathy Griffin ? It should be...


GravatarThat is the freakiest thing evah. Hey!
You go girl, you go.


Gravatarheehee

he said 'pro bono'


heeeee


GravatarWhy do we have problems with drugs? Because kids are told by the teevee, repeatedly, that drugs are the answer to their problems.


GravatarJudge Reinhold will head the appeal...


GravatarDang,it's actually slow enough here for me to keep up. Maybe I should stay up late more often.


GravatarApprentice - the whole society is pretty much over-medicated, with either the legal junk or the other. Pretty much every person you know who runs to the doctor for antibiotics every time they get the sniffles has bought into it. And I know lots of them. (True to nature, I always have to hold myself back from tearing them a new one for making antibiotics ineffective.)


GravatarWhy do we have problems with drugs? Because kids are told by the teevee, repeatedly, that drugs are the answer to their problems.
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 06.10.07 - 1:58 am | #


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S...h? v=SQtJmp7C7MI


GravatarTrue to nature, I always have to hold myself back from tearing them a new one for making antibiotics ineffective

True to my nature, I always let 'em have it full force. Maybe that's why people think I'm such a bitch? Sometimes, though, I just can't bear the stupidity. Like the gal at work who refuses to watch the "news" because it's so depressing, and if she watched it she might have to do something about it. I shit you not, she actually said that.


GravatarI would have died twice in this lifetime without antibiotics


GravatarI would have died twice in this lifetime without antibiotics
phillip


Which is why they should only be used appropriately, instead of dispensed like candy to treat viruses.


Gravatarinstead of dispensed like candy to treat viruses.

Upon which they have no effect.


GravatarTrue to my nature, I always let 'em have it full force. Maybe that's why people think I'm such a bitch? Sometimes, though, I just can't bear the stupidity. Like the gal at work who refuses to watch the "news" because it's so depressing, and if she watched it she might have to do something about it. I shit you not, she actually said that.
ThinlyVeiled, Visitor 109 | 06.10.07 - 2:03 am | #

At the same time, I'm envious of those who are too unaware to know better. They're happier - more oblivious, but happier.


GravatarSalicylic acid is not methyl salicylate. Methy salicylate is salicylic acid methyl ester. It's different.


GravatarWell, time to take my unhappy, reality based ass to bed. The old man's due home soon, and as I am currently somewhat displeased with him, I wish to be incommunicado upon his return. Thanks y'all for putting up with/entertaining me tonite.


GravatarTrue to my nature, I always let 'em have it full force.

Don't get me wrong; I can be very prosecutorial. I just save for when people are being assertively, rather than passively, stupid. You know, the guy blathering right wing talking points and making other people stupid in the process. I have to let most stuff slide, or I'd be chewing on someone all the time.


GravatarThinlyVeiled, Visitor 109 | 06.10.07 - 2:10 am | #

Night. Lovely to chat witcha....


GravatarI have to let most stuff slide, or I'd be chewing on someone all the time.

I come pre-tenderized.



GravatarJACKSON — The state of Mississippi must have a party registration system and voter identification law in place for the 2008 elections, a federal judge has ruled.

U.S. District Judge W. Allen Pepper said political parties have a right to stop non-party members from voting in their primary elections. He said party registration and voter ID would do that.

Pepper ruled late Friday in a lawsuit filed in 2006 by plaintiffs wanting to stop non-Democrats from voting in Democratic primary elections. The Mississippi Republican Party was not involved in the lawsuit, but Pepper said his decision applies to all party primaries in the state.

,,,

Pepper said voters must re-register and carry a party registration party and a photo ID to the polls in primary elections. Pepper said voters not wanting to register by party can designate themselves as unaffiliated, or independents.

...

Opponents say there’s no proof that people have been masquerading as others at the polls. They also say that requiring ID could intimidate older black Mississippians, who for decades faced poll taxes and other Jim Crow laws that kept them from voting.

http:// www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=2875447

The judge who would be king.
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GravatarYou know, the guy blathering right wing talking points and making other people stupid in the process.
Jennifer | 06.10.07 - 2:11 am | #

I've never encountered someone like that . I 'm laughing at the folks in San Diego county who are a huge pocket of reich wingers, yet are working feverishly to deny Blackwater from building facilities in a community over there.


GravatarThe most quoted movie in British history (60 sec clip)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j...h? v=j5EmCKbWS6c


GravatarSalicylic acid is not methyl salicylate. Methy salicylate is salicylic acid methyl ester. It's different.
corndogs in the snow

ah. perhaps that methyl ester part had something to do with it then. Sounds a bit more gasolin-y than just asperin


GravatarJennifer | 06.10.07 - 2:11 am | #

Those aggressively stupid types like Bush...


GravatarGilly Gonzylon | 06.10.07 - 2:22 am | #

One of my favorite pieces of British cinema...


Gravatarhey peeps.


GravatarOne of my favorite pieces of British cinema...
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | 06.10.07 - 2:24 am | #

I knew you'd be a fan


GravatarI just save for when people are being assertively, rather than passively, stupid.


Gear up then. There's a whole passle of way stupid coming down the pike, and from here it looks like a tsunami of aggressively, as opposed to merely assertively


Gravatarworking feverishly to deny Blackwater from building facilities in a community over there.

Gee. One would think that they would welcome a private army at the border protecting them from uncontrolled Hell that is Meh-hee-co. Maybe, though, they're smart enough to understand that Blackwater is an army that will be used against them someday too.


GravatarYou know, the guy blathering right wing talking points and making other people stupid in the process.
Jennifer

The wingers don't bear listening to anymore, period. They are truly dangerous.


GravatarGilly Gonzylon | 06.10.07 - 2:25 am | #

I'm becoming predictable...


GravatarWhy do we have problems with drugs?

Because they are part of a highly profitable scheme. For some.


GravatarThe Key spot tornado. Great link...


Gravatar"Clinton voted for No Child Left Behind, President Bush's signature education policy, in 2001, but has since been a sharp critic. She said the program's emphasis on testing is diluting resources from other valuable areas of education."


So, did she take any lobby ondations for this cause? Was she simply for NCLB before she was against it?


GravatarThat's not a wave. This is a wave


GravatarI'm becoming predictable...
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | 06.10.07 - 2:29 am | #

No, you obviously have good taste.


GravatarBrad Delong claims he can read a book in less than 20 minutes and retain everything. Do you believe that? Have you ever witnessed such a skill.


GravatarThat's not a wave. This is a wave
=*= | 06.10.07 - 2:33 am | #

A fave Youtube clip ...


GravatarGilly Gonzylon | 06.10.07 - 2:39 am | #

Thanks. Glad to see people who appreciate things that I like, and that I appreciate things they like.


GravatarIt's like "Community Health Centers".
Ahh...what about like doctors just doing their job normally in normal places like clinics and hospitals? Why does some new format always have to be propagated daily in order to dilute systems that should simply be restored and revamped to work correctly to begin with? How about just using common sense to get existing systems back to functioning and doing more with less bloat, instead of issuing ever-less effective "new" things?


GravatarE-d-u-c-a-t-i-o-n. B-o-o-k-s. Smaller C-l-a-s-s-e-s. T-e-a-c-h-e-r-s. who get paid well enough to make it worth their while. etc etc etc. it's not rocket science.


GravatarYeah, the hospital will write things off but

radiology
anesthesiologists
surgeons
wound doctors

Will all bill separetely and all have different ways of dealing with financial hardship.

Most doctors are in fact pricks and refuse to write anything off until they have first destroyed your credit.


Their 'collection' attitude also prevents necessary and immediate follow up care because the person simply can't afford another bill.


GravatarWhy does some new format always have to be propagated daily in order to dilute systems that should simply be restored and revamped to work correctly to begin with? How about just using common sense to get existing systems back to functioning and doing more with less bloat, instead of issuing ever-less effective "new" things?
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It's a consumer culture. There must be new systems to consume as well.


GravatarAll we are saying, is give peas a chance!

~


GravatarKeach, all true. And really, really bad for America. When you realize there is an agenda to fuck everything up as much as possible it all starts to make much more sense, however. http://www.CuttingThroughTheMatrix.com

Most of the Republicans hardly realize how well and truly they've been had, and the ones that do and are into it, well, they are going to regret it when they suddenly become "expendables" themselves.


GravatarAgreed and understood, Jenniffer. Hardly a recipie for any sort of stability, however. More like the opposite.


GravatarVery funny Two Ronnies sketch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...h? v=Ge7tLYQjtY4


GravatarThe Onion: Retired Gen. George Washington Criticizes Bush's


GravatarGood grief, haloscan sucks like a hoover.


GravatarAnyone awake?


Gravatar"E-d-u-c-a-t-i-o-n. B-o-o-k-s. Smaller C-l-a-s-s-e-s. T-e-a-c-h-e-r-s. who get paid well enough to make it worth their while. etc etc etc. it's not rocket science."

=*=

Why is it that Republicans are convinced this is the one problem we are NOT supposed to throw money at, to solve?


GravatarKinda.


GravatarT'storms say it's time go.

Be good all.


GravatarWhy is it that Republicans are convinced this is the one problem we are NOT supposed to throw money at, to solve?
Duane V | 06.10.07 - 3:09 am | #


Because if they can't completely control what kids are learning, they'd rather not have an educational system.


GravatarHaloscan's too much for me. Fuck it.

G'night.


GravatarThis blog is a bunch of jackoff bullshit


GravatarThis blog is a bunch of jackoff bullshit
Big-Cocked Mike | 06.10.07 - 3:24 am | #


Yeah? Well, you're, like, a pussy and shit.

So there.


GravatarHow can he be a pussy AND be "big cocked mike"?


GravatarDavid Broder wanks so hard in today's column that he is in the ICU due to dehydration.


GravatarHow can he be a pussy AND be "big cocked mike"?
Duane V | 06.10.07 - 3:38 am | #


It makes it easier when we tell him to go fuck himself.


Gravatarthere is that.


GravatarHas anybody else seen the youtube footage of Alex Jones asking David Broder about the Bohemian Grove? Hilarious.


GravatarThe baby fell asleep 30 minutes ago, and like a retard I am awake still.


GravatarThis blog is a bunch of jackoff bullshit

Use your leadership to guide us to the promised land.


GravatarI made the mistake of reading Broder while feeding him a bottle.


GravatarI made the mistake of reading Broder while feeding him a bottle.
trifecta | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 3:47 am | #


Didn't you see the signs?

PLEASE DO NOT BOTTLE-FEED THE BRODERS!


GravatarBroder gets fussy without his feeding though!


GravatarBroder gets fussy without his feeding though!

Have you tried natural sounds, like ocean waves?


GravatarActually baby Tait has a sound machine built into his bassinet. He just has a long stretch around 2-3:30ish in the morning when he wants attention. He is a pretty decent sleeper. Our toddler only slept for periods of 2 hours or less at a time, so I ain't complaining.

But I am going to try going back to bed.

Night folks.


Gravatar"Broder gets fussy without his feeding though"

makes him gassy. and we know what a gasbag Broder can be..


GravatarBroder - Libby was convicted on the testimony of reporters from NBC, the New York Times and Time magazine -- a further provocation to conservatives.

Perhaps Broder believes that no one really reads his column anyway so, just for fun write the most absurd shit imaginable and see what happens.
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Gravatar

Perhaps Broder believes that no one really reads his column anyway so, just for fun write the most absurd shit imaginable and see what happens.
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Agent Orange | 06.10.07 - 4:00 am | #


No, no. The mainstream media are respectable and dependable, whereas crazy-ass blogs such as, say, firedoglake, are just a bunch of deranged lunatics.


GravatarBroder - Libby was convicted on the testimony of reporters from NBC, the New York Times and Time magazine -- a further provocation to conservatives.

Perhaps Broder believes that no one really reads his column anyway so, just for fun write the most absurd shit imaginable and see what happens.
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Yep. Nothing else explains it.


GravatarOne thing could explain it. Broder could be a senile old douchebag.


GravatarMeanwhile, back on the WaPo Front Page, Thomas Ricks explains that We Ain't Goin' Anywhere

The immediate all-or-nothing debate in Washington over troop levels represents a false dilemma, some military officials said. Even if a total pullout is the goal, it could take a year to execute a full withdrawal. One official estimated that with only one major route from the country -- through southern Iraq to Kuwait -- it would take at least 3,000 large convoys some 10 months to remove U.S. military gear and personnel alone, not including the several thousand combat vehicles that would be needed to protect such an operation.

"We're not going to go from where we're at now to zero overnight," said Lt. Gen. Raymond T. Odierno, the U.S. commander for day-to-day operations in Iraq.

U.S. officials also calculate that underneath the anti-American rhetoric, even Shiite radicals such as cleric Moqtada al-Sadr don't really want to see a total U.S. pullout, especially while they feel threatened by Sunni insurgents. Also, officials think any Iraqi government will prefer to keep a small U.S. combat force to deter foreign intervention.

Such a long-term presence would have four major components. The centerpiece would be a reinforced mechanized infantry division of around 20,000 soldiers assigned to guarantee the security of the Iraqi government and to assist Iraqi forces or their U.S. advisers if they get into fights they can't handle.

Second, a training and advisory force of close to 10,000 troops would work with Iraqi military and police units. "I think it would be very helpful to have a force here for a period of time to continue to help the Iraqis train and continue to build their capabilities," Odierno said.

In addition, officials envision a small but significant Special Operations unit focused on fighting the Sunni insurgent group al-Qaeda in Iraq. "I think you'll retain a very robust counterterror capability in this country for a long, long time," a Pentagon official in Iraq said.

Finally, the headquarters and logistical elements to command and supply such a force would total more than 10,000 troops, plus some civilian contractors.

The thinking behind this "post-occupation" force, as one official called it, echoes the core conclusion of a Joint Chiefs of Staff planning group that last fall secretly considered three possible courses in Iraq, which it categorized as "go big," "go home" and "go long." The group's recommendation to reshape the U.S. presence in order to "go long" -- to remain in Iraq for years with a smaller force -- appears to carry weight in Baghdad, where some of the colonels who led that planning group have been working for Army Gen. David H. Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Iraq since February.


GravatarFinally, the bizarre conclusion to Broder's column:

Nonetheless, on the fundamental point, Walton and Fitzgerald have it right. Libby let his loyalty to his boss and to the administration cloud his judgment -- and perhaps his memory -- in denying that he was part of the effort to discredit the Wilson pair. Lying to a grand jury is serious business, especially when it is done by a person occupying a high government position where the public trust is at stake.

Knowing Judge Walton a bit, I was certain that he would never be party to allowing a big shot to get off more easily than any of the two-bit bad guys who used to show up in his courtroom for sentencing. When he goes to his next school session, he wants to be able to tell those young people that no one is above the law -- and mean it. You see, Walton is not just in the business of enforcing the law. He is also committed to steering youths in the right direction. This case will help.
I guess this is Broder being "bipartisan" again... "Wow, you're both right." I'm not clear on how he feels about pardons for Libby (or Hilton).


GravatarCSpan2, aclu and chi trib forum.


GravatarLotta shouting over here for only 14 people.
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GravatarHorowitz is on CSpan2 as well...


GravatarAnybody got any pizza?
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GravatarAnybody got any pizza?
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Arthur J. GWPDA


If I had a quarter, I'd head to the tastee freeze.


GravatarLotta shouting over here for only 14 people.
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Arthur J. GWPDA


I R NOT SHOUTING, YOUR EARS ARE JUST TO SENSITIVE!!!!

!!!


GravatarAnybody got any pizza?
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Arthur J. GWPDA | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 5:00 am | #


Matter o' fact, I succumbed to laziness and ordered pizza tonight. Help yourself.


GravatarTook me a minute to get up to speed, all of 16 moaners.


GravatarMatter o' fact, I succumbed to laziness and ordered pizza tonight. Help yourself.
rorschach, shrimpherd


Out of sync again, Pizza was last night, tonight was take out tacos.

Rors, do I need to send you a food calendar?


GravatarFrom the Ricks WaPo piece.
U.S. officials also calculate that underneath the anti-American rhetoric, even Shiite radicals such as cleric Moqtada al-Sadr don't really want to see a total U.S. pullout, especially while they feel threatened by Sunni insurgents. Also, officials think any Iraqi government will prefer to keep a small U.S. combat force to deter foreign intervention.
And from an AP article today

Al-Sadr himself resurfaced in late May for the first time in nearly four months, ending what U.S. officials have said was his voluntary exile in neighboring Iran, apparently to avoid arrest.

His public comments , in a Friday sermon May 25 and a television interview last week , have since been heavily anti-American, calling for the withdrawal of all foreign troops from Iraq and blaming the Americans for all of Iraq's woes.
Click here to find out more!


When they use force to say get the fuck out of here, they really mean stay.


GravatarRors, do I need to send you a food calendar?

Barry from Alaska | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 5:05 am | #


Nah.

Just send the food.


GravatarJust send the food.
rorschach, shrimpherd


We can do that, it's fishing season up here.

Not gonna promise nothing, but some lucky Atriots (not Duncan) are gonna get Salmon in the mail (well, fedex box).

And that could be YOU RORS.

Now I just gotta catch em.


GravatarI R NOT SHOUTING, YOUR EARS ARE JUST TOO SENSITIVE!!!!

!!!
Barry from Alaska


Hunh. You still in the plane, bubba? I know when I'm piloting I HAVE TO START TALKING REALLY LOUDLY!

Anchovies on the pizza, maybe? I'd really like something fishy and crunchy.


GravatarSalmon would be good. I'd like salmon.


Gravatar
And that could be YOU RORS.

Now I just gotta catch em.

Barry from Alaska | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 5:10 am | #


I say go and do that thing! I could go for some fish with lemon and butter.


GravatarHunh. You still in the plane, bubba? I know when I'm piloting I HAVE TO START TALKING REALLY LOUDLY!

Anchovies on the pizza, maybe? I'd really like something fishy and crunchy.
Arthur J. GWPDA


Art, you got me.

We are not just 14 peoples shouting, we are contemplating.

That's pretty hard for moi, as most regular folks will attest to.


GravatarI suppose I could just make some scrambled eggs and machaca - I see Two Legs took some out of the freezer last night. She never uses enough green chile tho. And there is the question of onions - did she or didn't she?
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GravatarShe never uses enough green chile tho.

GWPDA is abusive that way.


GravatarI suppose I could just make some scrambled eggs and machaca - I see Two Legs took some out of the freezer last night. She never uses enough green chile tho. And there is the question of onions - did she or didn't she?

It all don't matter if there isn't Cilatnto in there somewhere.

Born and raised in El Paso, I rest my case.


GravatarCilantro is evil. Only Californians like the stuff. The rest of us know it for the roadside herb from hell it is.

Of course, you're entirely welcome to it if that's your choice. Please have whatever you were planning to share with me.


GravatarI used to like cilantro, but for some reason I have grown to loathe it.


GravatarI had a very bad recipe failure involving tomatillos and cilantro. To this day it disturbs me to remember it.
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GravatarDogs can cook?


GravatarDogs can cook?
rorschach, shrimpherd |


Why not? I've seen the paintings of the poker games.


GravatarDogs can cook?
rorschach, shrimpherd


Hunh. Of course. So can cats, but they don't season properly.


GravatarSo can cats, but they don't season properly.
Arthur J. GWPDA | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 5:38 am | #


I dunno; my cats have been described as "saucy."


GravatarI suppose I could just make some scrambled eggs and machaca

Wikipedia-
Machaca is a term used in the Amazon region for the lantern fly Fulgora lanternaria. It is as long as 3 inches, has a protuberance at its head that resembles that of a lizard or a serpent, and which was falsely believed to be luminescent. It protects itself by displaying fake eyes on its wings, with its bitter taste to predators, and perhaps with its quite unique head.


GravatarMachaca from El Charro Cafe de Tucson
Ingredients
3 Qts. water
4-6 Lb. roast (eye of round, brisket or chuck) cut into several chunks
(3" cubes or so)
Juice of 2 Limes
3/4 C. pureed Garlic
1/3 C. Olive oil
1 C. chopped green chilies (roasted) 1/2 tsp. Salt (to taste)
1/2 tsp. black pepper (to taste)
1/2 Lg. sweet onion, diced
2 Tomatoes (chopped)
Methods/steps
In an 8 qt. stock pot bring the water to a boil, add the Meat & 1/4 C. Garlic & bring back to the boil then reduce the heat to a simmer for about 2 Hrs. or until Meat is tender. Remove the Meat & set aside until cool enough to handle with the fingers. By hand, shred the Meat into 1/2 inch wide strips going with the grain.
Combine the Lime juice with 1/4 C. Garlic. Spread the shredded Meat evenly over a large pre-sprayed (with Pam) cookie sheet & sprinkle evenly
with the Lime/Garlic mixture. Place into a pre-heated 325 F. oven & roast until brown and as DRY as you like it. Skim & save the broth for possible use later.
NOTE: At this point you may allow the Meat to cool while further prep is done or you may pkg. & freeze for use later. In a very large heavy skillet, sauté the Chiles in the Oil with the Salt & Pepper. Add the Onion & Tomatoes & sauté briefly, adding the remaining Garlic just before adding the Meat. Heat the Meat thoroughly adjusting the consistency with the left over broth. If to moist, allow
to evaporate while heating in uncovered skillet.


GravatarIt's way too early to be sharing recipes. That's for the late afternoon, early evening thread. Please pay attention to the FAQs.

My beautiful new wood floor needs to be taken out and refitted which means I cannot continue with unpacking, and indeed, must repack my sewing room.


GravatarMy beautiful new wood floor needs to be taken out and refitted

??


GravatarOn Topic

I want more cold dead hams.

Not that I want to kill piggies, but I do like hams.


GravatarHams are good. Our Great Aunt Dorothy used to send a whole country cured ham every Christmas. The kind you then had to desalt and de-rind.

When you care enough to send the very best - send meat.
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Gravatardont eat the morning glory seeds

they'll spoil your trip, the trip, the best part, I really like.


(what'd he say?)


GravatarMoisture. And underlay of plastic needs to be put down.

I unpacked all my fabric and arranged them by color. All must be packed again.

It's just a set back.


GravatarBacon Tree joke... one last time, and I'm not gonna hyper link it

http://www.alaska.net/~babyrne/b.../ bacontree.html

Bacon tree


GravatarThers' cold dead ham? Ew.


GravatarThers' cold dead ham? Ew.
plantsman, bemused | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 6:23 am | #


Yeah, I prefer a lively sausage.


GravatarMoisture. And underlay of plastic needs to be put down.
I unpacked all my fabric and arranged them by color. All must be packed again.


???


GravatarMe too, rors!


Gravatar plantsman!

Looks like the morning crew is signing on.

Well - anybody want some of this machaca and scrambled eggs?


GravatarI guess not my night for here, kittie pics this week.

Or else, it could be me not entertaining.

Well, both of them just sucks.

So I'll forget em both.


G'nite rational thinkers, and moonbats.


GravatarThe wood absorbed moisture from the concrete underneath. So a layer of plastic needs to be put down and then the floor refitted.


GravatarHaving nothing to do with hams or sausages, Israeli General who was originally in charge of West Bank and Gaza after the Six Day War had a recipe for peace.
http://news.independent.co.uk/ wo...icle2640432.ece

::: At first sight Mr Gazit could be a classic military hawk. A tough, unsentimental man with 37 years in the Israeli Defence Forces behind him, he has never been slow in condemning Palestinian attacks on Israeli civilians. Yet he enjoys the unique distinction of having, from the heart of the Israeli military, proposed in writing a Palestinian state exactly 40 years ago yesterday - 24 hours before the war had even ended.

And he has never been more convinced than now that such a state, its negotiated borders based on those that preceded the war, and involving withdrawal from most of the West Bank Jewish settlements, remains the only answer to the conflict.:::


GravatarGood morning, everybody.


GravatarG'night Barry. Sleep well. Fish to-morrow.


Gravatarsteaming plate of lizard sausage

heck yes!

count me in


GravatarG'night Barry. Sleep well. Fish to-morrow.
Arthur J. GWPDA |


Nite Barry, you missed the government helicopter being blown over at the airport.


GravatarMorning crew?

Sigh. Again I have waked my way thru the night.


GravatarLife goes on, just barely. Today, I will uncharacteristically attempt to engage dad to tell him the whole truth about my situation - something I have not attempted since HIS stroke, let alone mine - but circumstances have become so dire, I feel I must.


Gravatarmake my flapjacks extra extra flappy

(the small ones work as castanets if you over cook them


Gravatar(And they all moved away from him on the blog.
No, I don't want to wallow in this, or go into detail - I'm steeling myself for the event.)


GravatarI wish you well in that, plantsman.


GravatarGood luck to you, Plantsman.


GravatarRors, I've missed you late at night, but I'm sorry you haven't slept this night.


GravatarHuge banners proclaimed "Proud to be Partners," and billboards read "President Bush in Albania Making History." Red-white-and-blue paper top hats with stars on top were passed out to well-wishers in this Balkan nation. Albania has such an affinity for America that it issued three postage stamps with Bush's picture and the statue of liberty.

Bush said he wants to encourage Albania's free society, but it also makes good political sense on the world stage for him to stop in Albania, if only for about seven hours, and be seen receiving a robust greeting in the predominantly Muslim country.

"I want to make sure the Albanian people understand that America knows that you exist and that you're making difficult choices to cement your free society," Bush said in a pre-trip interview. "I'm coming as a lover of liberty to a land where people are realizing the benefits of liberty."


I thought Bush and the Republicans didn't want Clinton to get involved in the Balkans?


GravatarHappy Father's Day?
.


GravatarThanks guys - as a local friend noted, "What have you got to lose?"


GravatarRors, I've missed you late at night, but I'm sorry you haven't slept this night.
plantsman, bemused | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 6:42 am | #


I've been taking time away from here for sanity (and putting things together for my cool new job in the fall).

And, no worries. I can sleep through the day if I feel the desire.


GravatarPlantsman, that's what families are for. And while we don't like those phone calls, parents are used to them.


Gravatarrors, what job did you get in the fall?


GravatarIn this climate, the transit into summer is typically halting and fits-and-starts; maddeningly so. At the time of year when heating normally can be stopped and power bills go down a bit, this year we have a 14% rate increase and cool weather!


GravatarWhat the hell is the computer doing on at this time of the day?
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Gravatarrors, what job did you get in the fall?
ql was in ny | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 6:46 am | #


I got a teaching gig at UW-Oshkosh. Three sections of writing in the fall, and then one of writing and one of literature in the spring.

Very cool.


Gravatarql, thanks; I know - but I have this perfect sister who's incredibly successful who also wants to dictate how dad relates to me, and she has inherited malign and evil intent from family members.


Gravatar(Arthur was secretly blogging on it, GWPDA.)


Gravatarrors, that is cool! And it certainly helps sort out localities after you, Miriam and the kiddies move!


GravatarMorning, all.


GravatarMorning all.

Do I have anything fabulously witty to say this early?

Afraid not.


Gravatarrors, that is cool! And it certainly helps sort out localities after you, Miriam and the kiddies move!
plantsman, bemused | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 6:50 am | #


Indeed. I'm essentially riding Miriam's coattails on this one (though they wouldn't have hired me if I didn't have a solid scholarly record of my own, of course). So it works out very well.


GravatarYer Gravatar's back, Moe! ( How about some "garden-cam"?)


GravatarDamn.

That explains the computer. What about the skillet?


GravatarWhat about the skillet?

I'll have mine scrambled, thanks.


GravatarI'll try to take pics today, plantsman. Everything's looking great out back, in the veggie garden, but I'm still working on the side herb garden. And multiple deadlines loom.


GravatarLast evening, some one was looking for decent places to overnight in Asheville, NC - the only thing I had close at hand was the Asheville Art Museum, and it didn't seem quite right.


Gravatarbang a gong


GravatarDoes anyone have any suggestions about how to remove a snuggly, willful cat from one's lap?

Otherwise I shall never get another cup of coffee.


GravatarHow do you convince family members that a certain one channels the spirit of someone(s) not long passed? My father's mother (and two of her sisters) live in my sister - I swear to Dog!


GravatarThe Rude Pundit today:

For, indeed, if there's one thing Fox "news" host and a man who once mistook a guy in Spongebob suit for a loofah, Bill O'Reilly, loves more than the pungent odor of his own armpits moist with outrage and bluster, it's strippers. One can be sure that, every few months, strippers will somehow make it onto his show. Sure, sure, sometimes it's in a "newsworthy" story like the Duke lacrosse team not raping a stripper, but often it's just an out-of-nowhere interview that makes one pause to ask, "What the fuck does this have to do with, well, fuck, anything?"

Such a moment occurred on last night's episode of the ongoing soap opera The O'Reilly Factor. There was no apparent reason that O'Reilly should interview just graduated University of Nebraska student Jenny Heineman about her senior thesis other than the fact that Heineman wrote about strippers. And she's a stripper. In Omaha. Which sounds sad, except when you realize that she could be a stripper across the river in Council Bluffs, Iowa.

So O'Reilly had Heineman on his show to ask her such scintillating questions as, "What is it that makes it fun for you?" and saying things like, "Come on. Be honest. You like it," which is roughly the same conversation that O'Reilly had with a Des Moines hooker while she was blowing him behind the Cow's Patty bar, with the hooker not able to answer because she was concentrating on putting O'Reilly's tiny, demi-hard wiggle worm in her mouth.


Sheer genius.


GravatarIn the Guardian today:

"On average, eight children are killed by guns every day in the United States. Gary Younge picked a day at random and investigated each case, for an article published in Saturday's Guardian Weekend magazine. He says shootings are so commonplace that they hardly warrant a mention in the US papers."


GravatarGood morning peeps. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the dogs are barking, the baby's crying.


x2


GravatarThat explains the computer. What about the skillet?
GWPDA


Maybe he was going to make you breakfast?


Be grateful. Our cats won't even wash the dishes, much less offer to cook.




(PS - bite me, haloscan.)


GravatarThe fundies are just completely full of shit:

God Talk: Escaping the dating game through courtship

...Courtship came on my radar screen through an older and wiser friend of mine. Bill had a strong marriage and his children's marriages were also healthy. He explained the process of courtship which holds marriage as its ultimate goal.

The word courtship has curious origins passed down from the Middle Ages in Europe. Royal families would receive a ship from the fiancée upon her betrothal (pre-engagement).
The ship would be displayed in the courtyard prior to the engagement and wedding ceremony...


GravatarOh, so THAT'S what "courtship" means! Huh.


GravatarSo I'm sure everybody's aware that there was a mini-mini-Eschacon in NYC last night, in honor of the visiting fourlegsgood, who is (of course) a total doll.

I bring this up because in the immediate wake of the actual Eschacon in '05, many of us -- by which I mean me -- got really annoying, posting about the incredible sublimity of the event and how those of you who weren't there really missed out on the greatest moment of your life.

So far, however, I haven't seen a post about last night.

Good to know we've learned from our mistakes.

Have I mentioned fourlegs is a doll, BTW?


GravatarRoyal families would receive a ship from the fiancée upon her betrothal (pre-engagement).
The ship would be displayed in the courtyard prior to the engagement and wedding ceremony...
Moe Szyslak



Oh.

My.

God.


GravatarI do not think it means what he thinks it means.

3.58am and it's 77F. Long story in the paper about illegal and unlicensed tapping into the Rio Verde, jeopardising the water run from Prescott thru Chino Valley and south. All to support another zillion identical tacky boxes to accomodate people from lord knows where to move in and complain about it not being like back home. You know, I've lived a lot of different places and I don't ever recall whinging as constantly as the 'newcomers' do to the Valley.


GravatarThe word courtship has curious origins passed down from the Middle Ages in Europe. Royal families would receive a ship from the fiancée upon her betrothal (pre-engagement).
The ship would be displayed in the courtyard prior to the engagement and wedding ceremony...


It'd be bad enough if the writer just made shit up. Worse, this nonsense is probably written in some fundie reference book. Conservapedia?


GravatarFourlegsgood is a doll, hmphf! Who's taking care of the kiddies?


GravatarThe poor girl:

Equipped with new information I began to explain to her my ideas on courtship. My family had to meet her right away, so I took Sharla to my parent's house. She earned their approval! Great; now it was time to meet her side of the family. I amazingly earned their endorsement and our courtship moved forward.

I was not totally satisfied that we were a match. I had a church family whose opinion meant a lot to me and I wanted their blessing to court Sharla. Our church sponsored an annual youth camp and most of the leaders and workers were involved. Sharla agreed to volunteer as a staff worker at the camp and my church leadership got to know her.

She passed inspection with flying colors and we began our courtship! I was in my mid-twenties and ready to settle down, but was cautious as we spent time together.

I was determined not to fall in love with the wrong woman who might keep me from marrying the right one.

After a few months of courting, which involved meeting at public places, going to church sponsored events, and spending lots of time with family, we began to form an attachment. I was convinced that Sharla was the woman for me! I went to her father and asked his permission to marry her. He said yes and I began to plan a proposal. For fun I made it into a kind of scavenger hunt with the first clue taped to the door of Sharla's apartment. She followed the instructions which lead her back to work, to a hotel lobby, and then to a restaurant where her sister was waiting. Each stop along the way offered a gift; a bouquet of flowers, a bottle of Champaign, and an unsigned card. At the restaurant Sharla met her sister who was helping me. This threw her off, but her sister took Sharla to the gazebo in front of Bidwell Mansion where I waited in the twilight just after sundown. As Sharla approached I struck a match and lit a candle.

On bended knee I asked Sharla to marry me and she said, "Yes!""and we kissed passionately. I had a camera set up, ready to flash a photo of the moment.


Gravatarfundies

phony control freaks who have no control over their own lives therefore want to control other people's


GravatarReally Moe, they won't be happy till we regress back to the Puritan age.

I guess with women out of the work place there will be fewer workers and the men will get treated with the respect they feel they deserve.

Of course, I believe all they deserve is a swift kick in the nuts, but that's just me.


GravatarAin't nobody never holds no cons in honor of me, gol-durnit!


Gravatarcant wait til my ship comes in


come on and court me courtney


GravatarConservapedia is the rightwingnut response to Wikepedia, which they think is too secular!

Like everything the wingnuts do, it's batshit crazy, anti-scientific and exalting greed and selfishness, just like the real live Goopers!


GravatarOn "Senior Ditch Day" many, many moons ago, we 'tubed' from just above the confluence of the Verde and Salt Rivers to several miles below. My desperately fair skin had not been in sun for months - and the sunburn, reflected off the rivers' surface was so bad, the skin peeled from the front of my legs, and I could not walk for a few days.


GravatarMoe, that stuff reads like soft porn for fundie teenage girls.


GravatarMore proof (as if it were needed) that Ann Althouse is fucking insane:

[a post today]

"We are not always in agreement with University of Wisconsin-Madison Law School Professor Ann Althouse, the Internet uber-blogger."
The Cap Times has an editorial...

The idea came from a reader...
They link to my blog, but not to the post, which begins: "John IMs me that question from his bar review class in Ithaca." I don't actually have readers in classes everywhere IMing me. John is my son.


She has a son?

Holy crap. There's a ticking time bomb waiting to go off....


Gravatarplantsman, I can't even bear to go up to Prescott any more - I don't want to add to the burden.
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GravatarLet's introduce Althouse's son to Phyllis Schlafly's son and see what develops.


GravatarFunny how fundies give science that bored yawn until you start mentioning new weapon systems for killing people.

Then they light up like xmas trees!


GravatarI wonder if Atrios remembered to set Wiley/Gizmo....


GravatarI used to adore Prescott, and Jerome, and Granite Dells, and Route 89A - I think I'll keep those memories tightly held.


GravatarAthenae had a killer post up a few months ago about Malkin's minions sitting in their basements, daydreaming of Malkin being in a tough situation and how they showed up just in the knick of time to rescue her. Sad little people with nothing special in their lives, so they have to make shit up. That's all the fundies are doing. trying to make themselves extraordinary when in reality they are just one more face in the crowd. I guess we all do it to some extent, but they literally have nothing that sets them apart except the conviction that jeebus loves them. As the movement has grown, the fantasies have to get more involved.


GravatarThe delusions of the wingnuts...

Books could be written.


GravatarSomewhere in mid/Northern Arizona was a cinder cone, near perfectly formed, we climbed and explored - pueblos, ancient ones, too.


GravatarI always thought that Phyllis Schlafly was demented dingbat.

I didn't realize that dingbat's could reproduce. Who would want to fuck a dingbat?

And of course the answer is: another dingbat, thereby producing dingbat offspring.


GravatarSomewhere in mid/Northern Arizona was a cinder cone, near perfectly formed,

It was grand.


GravatarIn Schlafly's case, gay demented, wingnut offspring!


GravatarNot wikipedia, but the whole "ship" thing is out there in fundie world, to be sure. They're nuts about it, of course:

Last week my friend Lara commented (in a phone conversation) on the recent trend for young couples to say, "We're courting" or even for a young woman to say, "I'm courting so-and-so." Lara -- the only other woman I know whose marriage resulted from an arranged courtship -- did not think this was a correct usage. Courting is active. The woman's role in a courtship is passive. Men court. Women are courted. The man is the subject of the verb. The woman is the object...

But to the extent that this usage indicates an egalitarian interchangeability of roles -- if the young women who say "I am courting..." or "we are courting..." are actually doing what their words suggest -- it would appear to be establishing a very poor precedent with which to enter marriage.


GravatarThe article discussed the other day about the WH hiring an additional nine lawyers (none from Regent, btw) was quite interesting. Who the fuck is picking up the bill. Haliburton, or us?


GravatarWatch out for up and coming crazy congresswoman Michelle Bachmann. Her husband is a total closet case. There will be fun stories with those two


GravatarNot in *conservapedia*...


Gravatarthey literally have nothing that sets them apart except the conviction that jeebus loves them.

Now, I realize that as an atheist I know nothing about it, but I would think that the absolute conviction that Jesus loves me would be enough for my happiness. I guess it doesn't work that way.

Sad, really.


GravatarIt's a very good thing Mr. QL didn't want a passive partner.


GravatarMichelle Bachmann's loony W-love was well-documented (by the estimable watertiger, among others) here; it was scary looking!


GravatarIt's a very good thing Mr. QL didn't want a passive partner.
ql was in ny | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 7:22 am | #


Ditto over here.


GravatarWingnuts are tolerable so long as they don't have any power.

Unfortunately, America has literally become an asylum run by the inmates.

Bushboy, Cheneychins and most of the Goopers in Congress, should be cutting out paper dolls and trying to fit round and square blocks into appropriate places.


GravatarOh, yeah, Al Wynn is a complete machine hack.

(I realize I'm commenting on the post downstairs.)


GravatarIs it strange that I forsee in Arizona's future, great Dune-style wind-traps for water precipitation and generation?


GravatarWingnuts are tolerable so long as they are dead.

That's more like it.


Gravatar"We are not always in agreement with University of Wisconsin-Madison Law School Professor Ann Althouse, the Internet uber-blogger."

Hmm. I didn't know reality could write editorials.


GravatarIs it strange that I forsee in Arizona's future, great Dune-style wind-traps for water precipitation and generation?
plantsman, bemused | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 7:25 am | #


GWPDA as Chani?


GravatarIs it strange that I forsee in Arizona's future, great Dune-style wind-traps for water precipitation and generation?
plantsman, bemused


Tell me about the waters on your home planet, Usul.


GravatarUnreality seems to do a lot of writing, however.


GravatarDo you all agree that Broder is quite the wanker today?


GravatarNow, I realize that as an atheist I know nothing about it, but I would think that the absolute conviction that Jesus loves me would be enough for my happiness. I guess it doesn't work that way.

Sad, really.
Marcellina

just another thinly veiled garment worn by murderous racism

a sad excuse is more like it


GravatarFroggie went a-courtin', and he did ride! (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
With a sword and a pistol by his side! (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Well he rode up to Miss Mousey's door. (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Gave three loud raps and a very big roar. (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Said, "Miss Mouse, are you within?" (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
"Yes, kind sir, I sit and spin." (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
He took Miss Mousey on his knee. (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Said, "Miss Mousey, will you marry me?" (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
"Without my uncle Rat's consent (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
I wouldn't marry the president! (Uh-huh, uh-huh)


GravatarOn Caladan, great bundles of moisture - like cotton wool, scud across the skies. And sometimes - these things leak water, which falls like tears upon the earth. We call this rain.


GravatarWatch out for up and coming crazy congresswoman Michelle Bachmann. Her husband is a total closet case. There will be fun stories with those two
trifecta | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 7:20 am | #


Well, that's good to know.

Given the amusement gap since the departure of Susan Molinari and her gay hubby.

BTW -- when is somebody gonna definitively out that little shitheel Lindsay Graham(e)?


GravatarDo you all agree that Broder is quite the wanker today?
trifecta



You had me at wanker.


GravatarDiana! It's daddy!

I'm home from my trip to london and while I was there I met the man I'd like for you to meet and marry!

Diana darling come down and meet Dody!

He brought you a gift! A little boat of sorts


GravatarAll right. I'm too sleepy, too disgruntled and too hungry - I think I'll skip the lizard dance this morning and take myself out to breakfast.
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GravatarSome guy writes about plastic shit.


GravatarThis about sums it up:

"The chief enemy you fight in choosing God's best will be your own strong inclination to make a good choice instead of a God choice.

"http://www.marriagemissions.com/premarriage/ Gods_choice.php


Gravatarmake a good choice instead of a God choice

heh.


GravatarThe article discussed the other day about the WH hiring an additional nine lawyers (none from Regent, btw) was quite interesting. Who the fuck is picking up the bill. Haliburton, or us?
ql was in ny


...and poor George has to make ends meet with a measly $400,000 a year salary!


GravatarUncle Smokes:

Uh-huh.


GravatarSome guy writes about plastic shit.

Moe blogwhores like a *gasp*, Canadian might!


GravatarMoe,

While I do agree with you that the plastic shit is everywhere, in its defense I would say that glass and metal have a tendency to sink. Thus, the glass and metal are at the bottom of bodies of water, instead of bobbing around at the top and washing ashore.


Gravatar'Morning, batsies.

I'm obsessed with the LOL thing; A href="http://lolpresident.com/">these are funny (better ones on subsequent pages).


GravatarThe chief enemy you fight in choosing God's best will be your own strong inclination to make a good choice instead of a God choice.

Considering all the freaky sons of bitches that God seems to be choosing for these people, I'd question his advice and go with whomever enjoys having a good time.


GravatarPreview; it is my friend. I will remember this.

lolpresident


GravatarNo Byetta this morning? Hmmm.


GravatarWell, certainly, smitty. I'd argue, though, that on balance, people tend to keep things made out of steel and metal, at least more so than the plastic shit, which is less valued and more easily skuttled.


Gravatar
...and poor George has to make ends meet with a measly $400,000 a year salary!
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 7:32 am | #

Yet another reason to elect Mitt Romney.

He's so rich he won't take the salary!!!


GravatarThus, the glass and metal are at the bottom of bodies of water, instead of bobbing around at the top and washing ashore.
smitty werbenmanjensen


Very bad for fish and birds. Birds get plastic bags and six-pack rings around their necks and beaks quite often.


GravatarYet another reason to elect Mitt Romney.

He's so rich he won't take the salary!!!


God will tell him it's always a good idea to have some walkin' around cash on you, just in case.


GravatarOK, gotta start some work.

See youse.


GravatarIf Romney is elected, will we have Osmonds in the cabinet?


GravatarI don't think six pack rings are legal in Canada. At least, I've never seen them here.


GravatarYet another reason to elect Mitt Romney.

He's so rich he won't take the salary!!!

God will tell him it's always a good idea to have some walkin' around cash on you, just in case.
Supreme Commander Thor | 06.10.07 - 7:37 am | #


Plus, he'll need to buy more golden plates so he can write another Book of Mormon.


GravatarOther plastic things, like the soft joined rings that hold 6-packs of beer together, present dangers to deer and all sorts of wildlife.


GravatarSmitty, another thing to keep in mind is that marine life gets tangled up in the plastic shit, or eats it and dies. Glass at the bottom of the sea is less of a danger.


GravatarSimels.

Molinari's husband isn't gay. He just tripped and fell, and his dick got stuck in Britt Hume's dead gay son's rectum.

Totally accidental and not gay.


GravatarI owe V a drink.


Gravatarsyringes of plastic float much better than the old steel ones


GravatarWe've got *chemical weapons* rusting away on the harbour floor here. Lots of bombs, too.


GravatarSusan Molinari could make *anyone* question his or her orientation!


GravatarTrifecta on David Broder's latest (and predictable) offense against all that is holy

http://newpairodimes.blogspot.com/

I'm speechless...


GravatarSome guy writes about plastic shit.
Moe Szyslak


I like reading that guy's stuff.

And I can't understand the philosophy of getting rid of stuff one doesn't need anymore that involves just chucking it overboard or out the car window. And women should not be flushing plastic tampon tubes!


GravatarSimels.

Molinari's husband isn't gay. He just tripped and fell, and his dick got stuck in Britt Hume's dead gay son's rectum.

Totally accidental and not gay.
trifecta | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 7:38 am | #


I stand corrected.


GravatarTrifecta on David Broder's latest (and predictable) offense against all that is holy

I saw the "Henry Kissinger and a host of other worthies" line and stopped right there. One doesn't need to smell the bullshit to know it exists.


Gravatar"Pearl girl, I'm a pearl girl....." (Thinks cutesy Tampax jingle...)


GravatarLibby was convicted on the testimony of reporters from NBC, the New York Times and Time magazine -- a further provocation to conservatives.

Great argument.

You gonna take my word about the BJ or this disreputable hooker?


GravatarWith a Romney presidency, I look forward to his choice for Attorney General, and the wonderful ideas that will be promulgated, especially if the implementation is televised.

Our culture is now primed for this.


GravatarMolinari's husband isn't gay. He just tripped and fell, and his dick got stuck in Britt Hume's dead gay son's rectum

Now, that's interesting. All the way up to his rectum.

He should have been doing pRon.


GravatarBarndog - banned, seriously?


GravatarThere's a group of academics trying to map the harbour floor-- all the danger sites and such-- but they're getting resistance from the pols, who say that if that knowledge becomes public, the terrorists win, or something like that.

A drinking buddy of mine, 20-year navy guy, says there's a WWI shipwreck near the harbour entrance. For decades, incoming ships dropped their bad/unwanted bombs atop the wreck. There's thousands of them, just at the one spot. And that doesn't even include the hundreds of other spots around the harbour.

It's so bad, when they built the new sewer pipe out into the harbour, they wouldn't allow them to disrupt the floor, lest mustard gas get released. They instead put a metre deep bed of gravel down, then the pip on top of that.


GravatarBroder:

"This whole controversy is a sideshow -- engineered partly by the publicity-seeking former ambassador Joseph Wilson and his wife and heightened by the hunger in parts of Washington to "get" Rove for something or other."

That's not writing, it's typing the talking points that have been hammered for, how long, now?


GravatarHave I mentioned that fourlegsgood is a doll?


Gravatar Barndog, formerly banned

Hey! Great to see you!


GravatarBD!


GravatarA metre deep bed of gravel for a sewage outflow pipe is prolly an ok idea anyway.


GravatarI was banned for a few days.


GravatarHow feels the spine, dood?


GravatarNah, sewer pipes can crack, that's okay. In fact, they're designed that way-- with periodic holes all along the length, so that the sewage doesn't come out all at one place.


GravatarI'm speechless...
steve simels |


Broder - Looks at his critics, takes a deep breath and says "Go fuck yourselves. I'm the dean of the Washington gasbag-ocracy".
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GravatarThey instead put a metre deep bed of gravel down, then the pip on top of that.
Moe Szyslak


That is some scary shit, and it's smashing my fantasy of Canada as a more responsible steward of the environment, WAHHHHH!


GravatarI was banned for a few days.

Why???


GravatarHenry Kissinger

international arms dealer and murderous carnage peddler who's collection of death squad organizations is rivalled only by his public view successor Negroponte


GravatarBTW -- I am gonna go out on a limb here and say that Fred Thompson will absolutely positively definitely be the Republican presidential candidate.

He's Rove's guy. End of story.

And I think he'll cream any Dem except Gore.

We're in trouble, folks.


GravatarHave I mentioned that fourlegsgood is a doll?

steve simels


Have you been up all night?

these kids today, I swear . . . :>)


GravatarComments are turned on at the bottom of the Op-Ed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...8_Comments.html


GravatarThat is some scary shit, and it's smashing my fantasy of Canada as a more responsible steward of the environment, WAHHHHH!
V for Virginia


My sense is that states and localities down there do better than provinces and cities here, in Atlantic Canada. Neither does especially great, of course.


GravatarCome to think of it, the harbour around Norfolk is also full of all sorts of scary military shit.


GravatarBroder's WaPo editorial really is just the ravings of one of our trolls - nothing more.

Bad liberal media - ie Tim Russert, NYT and Time magazine
No crime committed
The Wilsons are guilty
Poor Scooty Scoot

Really unbelievable.
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GravatarAs I recall, significant sections of American University were built over WWI weapons gas production sites. Also - part of Embassy Row.


GravatarHe's Rove's guy. End of story.

And I think he'll cream any Dem except Gore.

We're in trouble, folks.
steve simels


Note that Saint Rudy seems to be fading on the 'Tweety Man-Love Barometer' lately. Rove hasn't committed himself just yet but I'm sure the Tweetster been ordered to back pedal on Rudy and go positive Thompson.
What was the latest pro Thompson spin' "he has the voice to be a President".
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GravatarFred Thompson is the latest heir to the GOP Southern Strategy. As such, he's the natural recipent of racist and white-supremacist admiration and aspiration for a return to the bad days of the past. He is not so formidable - he is the product of failure and shame.


GravatarWhat was the latest pro Thompson spin' "he has the voice to be a President".

And any serious human being can't understand fully why Our Al has not begun a campaign? Being exposed to this nonsense as a -voter- is actually painful....


GravatarI think Fred Thompson's laziness will get the better of him. He will not want to campaign that much. It will end up hurting him in Iowa and New Hampshire. He will be top three but not win because slicksters like Mitt Romney will tongue very ugly babies in order to get votes.


GravatarAnd any serious human being can't understand fully why Our Al has not begun a campaign?

I think he has begun a campaign, albeit in an unorthodox way. He's been on TV plugging his new book.


GravatarRove hasn't committed himself just

Actually, he has. His protege Tim Griffin has just signed on to the Thompson campaign.

I'm serious folks -- Thompson is gonna be the official Republican establishment candidate, just like Bush was.

It's a done deal. He's the guy.

And he'll cream any Dem except Gore.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


GravatarThe multi-layered, drawstring shopping bags the Apple Store packs mdse in can't be too environmentally friendly. On the other hand, I still have every one I've ever gotten.


GravatarWhat was the latest pro Thompson spin' "he has the voice to be a President".
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Agent Orange


Then why isn't James Earl Jones in the running?!

"My fellow Americans, I am your father!"


Gravataradmit it plantsman. You want to marry Steve Jobs.


GravatarBe afraid. Be very afraid.

(I decry this tactic.)

/just sayin'


GravatarMorning all...

Hey Steve, thanks for the followup note!


GravatarI think steve is right -- it'll be Thompson. It looks like Mitt was the early favorite of the money types, but they probably can't get the south to go along with a Mormon (the south that is all fundie'd up, anyway).

Whether he can cream anyone except Gore, I'm not so sure. Will the rest of the country go, once again, for whatever makes the South happy?

Oh, yeah, I guess they might.


GravatarKarl Rove is a genius!


GravatarAnd any serious human being can't understand fully why Our Al has not begun a campaign? Being exposed to this nonsense as a -voter- is actually painful....
GWPDA, Roving Historian


Gore has the good manners not to start campaigning so damn early.


GravatarI admire Steve Jobs, but he's too willowy and riddled with pancreatic cancer for me to want him - and marriage may not be my long suit.


GravatarFYI - MTP is on at 8 this morning!!

Colin Powell is on this morning


GravatarMorning all...

Hey Steve, thanks for the followup note!
Kid Charlemagne | 06.10.07 - 8:03 am | #


Mon plaisir.

BTW -- I didn't know Legacy had put that Remains album out.

I forwarded the link to Tom Cording, the Legacy publicist. Getting the word out.....


GravatarOn the other hand, I still have every one I've ever gotten.
plantsman, bemused


Me, too. And see -- we keep usin' 'em, so they're at least not single-use!


GravatarSteve, neither did I. The Legacy website is "beta testing." It's all screwed up and many of the links don't work.


GravatarI miss Willow Bay reading news!


GravatarI'm speechless...
steve simels


Jesus fucking christ. Why do we all know more about this than this idiot who is paid very handsomely.

I've spoken to three people here in the complex and they all hate w and his war with a passion. They could be charter members of Eschaton. The D.C. establishment better start getting a clue or they are toast.

I watched Timmy's interview of Helen Thomas last night. She kept bringing up the current administration and he kept saying, we'll get to it, but let's talk about Nixon, then Reagan, then the mighty Clenis. Finally, he gave her about five minutes to discuss w. What a fucking wanker.


GravatarPlastic bags:

Last week, my Spar supermarket had a new plastic bag at the check-out. It reads, in translation:

"I am a bio-bag

I am made from potato starch

I am 100% biodegradable"

BTW, one pays for shopping bags, be they pastic or paper. Motivates people to bring their own.


GravatarWhen you walk into The Apple Store, there's this sterile "Borg Collective" vibe underlaying everything. I try to ignore it.


Gravatar4:30 to 5AM pdt -- history center on the history channel, we had charles rangel (D-NY) explaining his motivation for reintroducing the draft. Yes, it was at 4am and no one saw it, but it was lucid and worthwhile.


GravatarIn an ideal world, if I did take a Sunday off, somebody would bring me breakfast.


Gravatarmorning all.

it's too early in the morning to watch powell and be reminded how there's no way in hell we would be in iraq had he not lied.


GravatarI try to take string bags, but I can't seem to remember to keep one in the car for when I stop on my way home.

I need to get better at that.


GravatarA locally-owned chain sells double-sized woven fused polyethelyne reuseable shopping bags for 99 cents. I bought one, and I'm testing it out.


GravatarHave I mentioned that fourlegsgood is a doll?

steve simels


Hmmm. I get the feeling you're falling in love. Is there another Eschaton romance brewing? Enquiring minds want to know.

Or, to be blunt, I'm nosy.


GravatarOh me aching butt. i have an hour or so before i have to go back to work. So, anything of note this morning? Chimpy chunder on Pope Ratzi?
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GravatarMorning, all


Gravatar"100% biodegradable" usually means "under ideal conditions for bio-degradation", which little garbage is disposed under. Still....


GravatarThe lettuce, arugula, swiss chard, beets and radishes are ready for eating. Everything else will follow soon. I won't be buying salad materials or other veggies until November.


Gravatar"Have I mentioned that fourlegsgood is a doll?"

can't be true. he told me he'd sit with me at the ugly table at eschaton.


GravatarArthur, are you listening? Go make breakfast, now!


GravatarHmmm. I get the feeling you're falling in love. Is there another Eschaton romance brewing? Enquiring minds want to know.

Or, to be blunt, I'm nosy.
ql was in ny | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 8:11 am | #


No, my heart still belongs to a certain Eschacon attendee who doesn't post here any more.

Seriously.


Gravatar.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
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GravatarPowell - The president is not satisfied with the way the war has been managed.

Um, Colin - he's the one "managing" it.

Powell - If we knew today that there were no WMD I would have had nothing to take to the UN.

Um, Colin - you had not WMD case to bring to the UN. liar!!!!


Gravatarsimels has it for Incog?


Gravatarnot = no


GravatarBroder continues to regurgitate republic talking points with his latest column. I left the following comment over to the WaPo:

keefr56 wrote:
Mr. Broder trashed the place. And it wasn't his place.

Mr. Broder, with his unfailing support of the most corrupt, lawless, incompetent, hubristic administration in the history of this nation, has long since lost any credibility he once had.

His feeble attempt to lay the blame for Valerie Plame's outing at Dick Cheney's behest on Joe Wilson is as laughable as it is criminal.


GravatarColin Powell, still lying. Who would have thunk it.


GravatarIn an ideal world, if I did take a Sunday off, somebody would bring me breakfast.
GWPDA,


Happy to virtually comply.

French toast and bacon?

Pancakes?

My favorite, two eggs sunnyside up, homefries, toast and bacon?

Anything your tummy craves. Just let me know.


GravatarHmmm. I get the feeling you're falling in love. Is there another Eschaton romance brewing? Enquiring minds want to know.

Or, to be blunt, I'm nosy.
ql was in ny


There better not be! I'll be jealous, and start sniffing that life's not fair.

"It's your future: I see...a cab ride. Sorry guys, move out of the sticks."
-- Winston Wolfe (Harvey Keitel), Pulp Fiction


GravatarProbably chicago dyke, also another hopeless pursuit.


GravatarNo, my heart still belongs to a certain Eschacon attendee who doesn't post here any more.

Woody!


Gravatarsimels has it for Incog?
Moe Szyslak | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 8:16 am | #


Hah!


GravatarPowell - If we knew today that there were no WMD I would have had nothing to take to the UN.

At what point when this lying sack of shit was being prepped for his UN "speech" did he throw the script across the room and say, "This is bullshit!"? Fuck off and die, Colin. You did your part to sell this fucker, now man up or shut up.


GravatarYou funny, AJ.


Gravatarjftb


GravatarMorning, rational people.


GravatarSimels is referring to Sen. HRC NY.
An ex poster here from the old days.


GravatarMachaca and scrambled eggs, extra red chile, pico de gallo. Black coffee, flour tortilla.

All right. I'll guess I'll just have to go make it myself.


Gravatarjftb
billy b - FREE PARIS!!! | 06.10.07 - 8:18 am | #


You have no idea.

I get weak in the knees just thinking...


GravatarNo, my heart still belongs to a certain Eschacon attendee who doesn't post here any more.

Seriously.
steve simels


Oh dear, the speculation will be endless. Can't be Chic Dyke (who I miss flirting with) cause she didn't attend Eschacon I.


Gravatar"I get weak in the knees just thinking..."

cutie!


GravatarYou have no idea.

I get weak in the knees just thinking...


Funny the things one remembers...


GravatarSeems as if Master Black is growing tired of his blog...


Gravatar* I found these things from La Tortilla Factory in Sonoma, CA that look like and taste much like wheat-flour tortillas. They warm up soft, comfy to the tooth, and tasty - but they are mostly oat bran, and have only 5grams of digestable carbs per piece! They're almost "free", in a diabetic sense!


GravatarI gotta go do things. Later, all.


GravatarPowell - I spent 5 days over at the CIA - there was other info that people wanted me to use that was rejected.

ugh - He knew damn well that they were making a case for war on flimsy evidence. How he can show his face in public is beyond me.


GravatarWelladay, off to work. Catch y'all later.
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GravatarOne thing I miss about LA is mexican breakfast.

Juevos rancheros, or an enormous breakfast burrito that could feed eight, or dare I say menudo(not the boy band).


GravatarThey're almost "free", in a diabetic sense!
plantsman, bemused


Those sound like a keeper. I make pancakes with oat bran and buttermilk -- they're the only kind we eat anymore, and they're delicious.


GravatarSweet Jeebus -- close to 700 posts, I'm carrying on like a lovesick schoolboy, and still Atrios won't put up a new thread?

Oh, the humanity...


GravatarHow he can show his face in public is beyond me.
portia


I wouldn't mind seeing his face so much if justifications for what he did weren't coming out of it.

Take responsibility for your part in this fiasco, Colin. You know your loyalty was sorely misused.


Gravatarartios didn't post this thread...


GravatarYet another reason to elect Mitt Romney.

He's so rich he won't take the salary!!!

God will tell him it's always a good idea to have some walkin' around cash on you, just in case.
Supreme Commander Thor


Mitt's a Mormon.

God's gonna want that tithe.


GravatarPowell - blood on his hands and they won't come clean, with apologies to Bill Miller.


GravatarAnd we have Colin and his lovely wife to thank for the execrable Michael Powell, as well.


GravatarI think it clear that Colin Powell, like his former masters, has cemented his place in history, and it ain't a very pretty one.


GravatarTo be carrying on like a love-sick schoolboy at a certain age is a wonderful thing, my friend!


GravatarSweet Jeebus -- close to 700 posts, I'm carrying on like a lovesick schoolboy, and still Atrios won't put up a new thread?

Oh, the humanity...

steve simels


[Begins hammering the sides of the monitor with both fists, screaming...]

"SIIIIMELS! SIIIIMELS! KIDDOOOOO!"

Steals Steve away and hops on a bus.

[Cue Simon and Garfunkel]


GravatarTake responsibility for your part in this fiasco, Colin. You know your loyalty was sorely misused.
V for Virginia | 06.10.07 - 8:28 am | #

What a career. Start by covering up MyLai and end with the Iraq War.


GravatarSo, by this time tomorrow, will the ad for "TSTCDF" be gone from the main page?


GravatarAnd to think that people were once— years ago— seriously discussing Powell as a possible presidential candidate.


GravatarWhat a career. Start by covering up MyLai and end with the Iraq War.

Hey, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it!


GravatarLittle Boots is now talking about Kosovo:

We need to get moving... and the end result is independence," Bush said at a news conference in Albania.

This fool is all over the place as of late.

I just wish the little bastard would shut up.


GravatarThe episode will have aired - that's for certain.


GravatarThis fool is all over the place as of late.

I just wish the little bastard would shut up.


He heard they had some really kickin' booze in Albania.


GravatarTo be carrying on like a love-sick schoolboy at a certain age is a wonderful thing, my friend!
plantsman, bemused | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 8:31 am | #


Well, maybe.

I believe it was Oscar Wilde who said that a second marriage was "the triumph of hope over experience."


Gravatar[Cue Simon and Garfunkel]


Doot doodoodoodoo doodoo doo

Deet deedeedeedee dee deedee dee


GravatarHe heard they had some really kickin' booze in Albania.


That would explain it.


Gravatarspeaking of drunk irish writers, maybe thers will wake up and put up sheets.


GravatarEvery time I discover my heart can still go "all a-flutter", I savor it like well-aged fine wine!


GravatarAnd to think that people were once— years ago— seriously discussing Powell as a possible presidential candidate.
Marcellina


All he'd have to do is say the word to get media hearts a-flutter again (he won't, thankfully).

As far as the Liberal Media is concerned, nothing noteworthy has happened with regard to Colin Powell. "Everyone" still loves him... they've spoken to "everyone" and he has reassured them on this point.

...that should finish this thread.


GravatarThis is Molly's time.


GravatarI heard the Kosavars were going to put up a statue of Bill Clinton. That would really frost Chimpy's ass now wouldn't it?


GravatarQuestion:

If Tim Russert and Colin Powell were on fire, which one would you piss on first?


Gravatar"That's how New Racism in the corporate era works. A few carefully bred turkeys--the local elites of various countries, a community of wealthy immigrants, investment bankers, the occasional Colin Powell or Condoleezza Rice, some singers, some writers (like myself)--are given absolution and a pass to Frying Pan Park. The remaining millions lose their jobs, are evicted from their homes, have their water and electricity connections cut, and die of AIDS. Basically they're for the pot."
-- Arundhati Roy


GravatarI would wait to see who was the more crispy.


GravatarAs far as the Liberal Media is concerned, nothing noteworthy has happened with regard to Colin Powell. "Everyone" still loves him... they've spoken to "everyone" and he has reassured them on this point.


Must be taking their cue from Broder...


GravatarIf Tim Russert and Colin Powell were on fire, which one would you piss on first?

Sorry. I'm saving my piss for when it's a choice between Bush and Condi.


GravatarDubya, Dub-ya!; They's Mooselims in Albania, I tells ya - RUN!!!!!


GravatarIf Tim Russert and Colin Powell were on fire, which one would you piss on first?

Neither, waste of good pee.


GravatarIf Tim Russert and Colin Powell were on fire, which one would you piss on first?
steve simels


The ideal solution would be to pick up one of them and beat the fire on the other out with him. But you'd have to be really strong.


Gravatar"If Tim Russert and Colin Powell were on fire, which one would you piss on first?"

do i have to get up in the middle of the night?


GravatarWas Broder trying to make a point or anything this morning?

He seemed to be pissing off both sides of the fence simultaneously.


GravatarIf Tim Russert and Colin Powell were on fire, which one would you piss on first?


heh...heh...heh...

You crazy, man.

You crazy.


Gravatarjftb
billy b - FREE PARIS!!! | 06.10.07 - 8:18 am | #


To be honest, I thought it was a totally open secret.


GravatarSupreme Commander Thor: Sorry. I'm saving my piss for when it's a choice between Bush and Condi.

Heh! Who was it the other day who said, "I'd piss my pants, and run to the nearest gas station..."?

HICA!
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GravatarSo, in possession of the Kymco, or.....?


GravatarWas Broder trying to make a point or anything this morning?

Libby's sentence is too harsh.

Joe Wilson orchestrated the whole thing to get publicity.

He seemed to be pissing off both sides of the fence simultaneously.

As of late, the senile old bastard is embellishing rovian talking points.


GravatarOkay, now I'm really getting annoyed.

NEW THREAD, GODDAMNIT!!!!!


GravatarAs far as the Liberal Media is concerned, nothing noteworthy has happened with regard to Colin Powell. "Everyone" still loves him... they've spoken to "everyone" and he has reassured them on this point.

...that should finish this thread.
SteveLG | 06.10.07 - 8:36 am | #
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The fact that they were able to consider him authoritative and honest before Iraq, based on his career as a lickspittle is impressive, but even the Soviet press would have had a hard time following the Liberal Media in still giving this chump credibility and respect.


GravatarHeh! Who was it the other day who said, "I'd piss my pants, and run to the nearest gas station..."?

That's a pretty good one.

I worked with a guy who once told our manager "If I saw you lying in a pool of blood after a curb stomping, I wouldn't take the time to stop and piss on your body." Of course, he was already on the way out to a new job, but believe me, it was an interesting way to end the staff meeting.


GravatarTo be honest, I thought it was a totally open secret.



'twas, swami. It's just been close to 2 years.

Damn. I can't believe I spend as much time here as I do. Must be the good company.


Gravatar[Shhhh...I'll try to get Thers' attention....]

JAMES JOYCE WAS A FRAUD!


Gravatarthis is our last shot my friends.
this is our last chance.


GravatarIf Tim Russert and Colin Powell were on fire, which one would you piss on first?
steve simels


That's a boy question. The undertaking would not be a pleasant one for girls.

Still, had I the plumbing, I too would not waste the effort on either of them.


GravatarI miss Jenny; no one else could use a Schluss-S for a "b" like she did!


GravatarJesus, next up on Meet the Press, Van Natta and Gerth. Too much.


Gravatarthis is our last shot my friends.
this is our last chance.

to saddle up the dinosaurs and return to the garden of eden armed to the teeth.


GravatarLibby's sentence is too harsh.

Joe Wilson orchestrated the whole thing to get publicity.


Yeah, but what about the last two paragraphs? Judge Walton is ostensibly the subject of this piece...

Nonetheless, on the fundamental point, Walton and Fitzgerald have it right. Libby let his loyalty to his boss and to the administration cloud his judgment -- and perhaps his memory -- in denying that he was part of the effort to discredit the Wilson pair. Lying to a grand jury is serious business, especially when it is done by a person occupying a high government position where the public trust is at stake.

Knowing Judge Walton a bit, I was certain that he would never be party to allowing a big shot to get off more easily than any of the two-bit bad guys who used to show up in his courtroom for sentencing. When he goes to his next school session, he wants to be able to tell those young people that no one is above the law -- and mean it. You see, Walton is not just in the business of enforcing the law. He is also committed to steering youths in the right direction. This case will help.
This must be an example of teh "bipartisanship."


Gravatarplantsman: So, in possession of the Kymco, or.....?

Tuesday, at the earliest. I didn't have all the cash, since I didn't go to work Friday to get my paycheck. Since he only had ONE in stock, I put $1000 down, and the next day he's open is Tuesday.
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GravatarI guess Timmy couldn't find Guckert to really complete the set.


GravatarEvery time I discover my heart can still go "all a-flutter", I savor it like well-aged fine wine!
plantsman, bemused | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 8:36 am | #
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that's the time to put on water-wings and head for the pool!


GravatarSomebody's knocking on the door.

Somebody's ringing the bell.

Somebody do me a favor.

Open the door.

And LET 'EM IN!!!!!


Gravatarbut even the Soviet press would have had a hard time following the Liberal Media in still giving this chump credibility and respect.
rootless2


Tom DeLay
Newtie-boy
the preznit

The list goes on an on . . .

(Bite me, haloscan)


GravatarDat is so cool, JP - and that "daddy in the floor" shot of LE yesterday was wahsome!


Gravatari could barely hear the paul album over the whir and grind and wheeze and roar of the coffee machines but it sounded 'okay'


GravatarWow -- Jeff Gerth on Russert.

He actually has the face of pure evil.


Gravatari could barely hear the paul album over the whir and grind and wheeze and roar of the coffee machines but it sounded 'okay'
illyakran


Hard to imagine it getting the slightest attention if the artist were named "Carney McPaulsen".


GravatarRussert: Bill and Hillary planned in 1959 they would each get 2 terms in teh White House and then three for Chelsea but Taylor Branch sez that's ridiculous

Gerth: we have triple hearsay from a barbecue at a rodeo the aspens are turning Taylor never confirmed it but hes a big liar

Tim: ok so they are evil

Gerth: sure when they were dating in their 20s they planned to turn Amerika over to the Communists


Gravatarplantsman: Dat is so cool, JP - and that "daddy in the floor" shot of LE yesterday was wahsome!

Thank you! Can't wait to be independently transportable, again.

Unfortunately, L.E.'s not allowed on the balcony yet, as he wants to chew and and eat the exposed wood, and that can't be good for him.
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GravatarAchtung, ACHTUNG! Herr Cheney's implanted defibrillator's battery is running down, so the entire unit must be removed and replaced - at taxpayer expense.


Gravatar* Meet the Press: Ex-SoS Colin Powell; Jeff Gerth & Don Van Natta Jr. on HRC book
* Face the Nation: WH press sec Tony Snow; Sen. Joe Lieberman (CFL); roundtable of WaPo's Colbert King and Politico's Roger Simon
* This Week: Sen. John McCain (R-AZ); roundtable of Torie Clarke (R), George Will, Claire Shipman, and Time's Jay Carney.
* Fox News Sunday: WH press sec Tony Snow; Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL)
* Late Edition: Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ); Sen. Evan Bayh (D-IN); Putin spokesman Dmitri Peskov; Commerce Sec. Carlos Gutierrez; Gov. Bill Richardson (D-NM); Mike Huckabee (R-AR); Carl Bernstein


GravatarJesus, next up on Meet the Press, Van Natta and Gerth. Too much.
Neponset


Mr. Pumpkin-Head is really afraid of Hillary Clinton, isn't he?


Gravatar Culture of TrÜth

Yayyyyy!


GravatarUh, Jeff Gerth?

Didn't the NYTimes fire you?

And as we know, they have SUCH high standards.


Gravatartrue. but a lengthy 'past' history does lend itself to forward (present) momentum.


GravatarVan Natta: i punched Howard Wolfson in the stomach and this is how evil she is she didn't cooperate with our hatchet job

Tim: is yur wife a source

Gerth: the New York Times supports our book


GravatarI got to get some work done. Seeyas.


GravatarSeriously -- anybody watching Gerth and Von Atta?

They look like duelling child molesters.


Gravatar Supreme Commander Thor | 06.10.07 - 8:50 am |

Maybe the worst bobblehead lineup ever.

I mean it... that's truly appalling.


GravatarTim: hillary admits she never read teh All-Powerful NIE

Van Natta: yeah she should be shot

Tim: is your book fair

Van Natta: im going to shock you yes our book is fair


Gravatar
Yeah, but what about the last two paragraphs? Judge Walton is ostensibly the subject of this piece...


I didn't make it that far.


GravatarI'm sure Tim looked high and low to find someone from Hilary's campaign to come on and rebut this but they were all too busy.


GravatarHard to imagine it getting the slightest attention if the artist were named "Carney McPaulsen".
SteveLG


Where's that Ognir Rrats when you need him?


Gravatar Marcellina, Tschuss!


GravatarI swear, CoT, I use up more paper towels wiping the spewed coffee off my monitor when you get started with your live blogging.


Gravatarpete best this week at dunkin donuts:


GravatarI really should be doing my taxes (grumblegrumblegrumble)


GravatarI miss Jenny; no one else could use a Schluss-S for a "b" like she did!
plantsman, bemused


Strangely, twice in the last few weeks someone claiming to be 'Jenny from the Blog' posted briefly said 'hi' then 'bye' almost immediately.
The problem was no schluss S, so it was likely a bizarre pointless name stealer. ???
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GravatarGerth: she accused Bush of misusing his authority its terrible!!!

Van Natta: they only found one lie in our NYT article

Tim: whats important in yur book

Gerth: there are 2 hillarys one is battle tested how duz her homework and then we found she has a twin sister who lives a shell under the sea it's like a mix of the Little Mermaid and that tv show with Patty Duke


GravatarCreep 1: She won't admit a mistake and retreats into a shell.

Wow, so your next book will be about W then?


GravatarFrom the Rolling Stones

Rudy giuliani is a true American hero, and we know this because he does all the things we expect of heroes these days -- like make $16 million a year, and lobby for Hugo Chávez and Rupert Murdoch, and promote wars without ever having served in the military, and hire a lawyer to call his second wife a "stuck pig," and organize absurd, grandstanding pogroms against minor foreign artists, and generally drift through life being a shameless opportunist with an outsize ego who doesn't even bother to conceal the fact that he's had a hard-on for the presidency since he was in diapers. In the media age, we can't have a hero humble enough to actually be one; what is needed is a tireless scoundrel, a cad willing to pose all day long for photos, who'll accept $100,000 to talk about heroism for an hour, who has the balls to take a $2.7 million advance to write a book about himself called Leadership. That's Rudy Giuliani. Our hero. And a perfect choice to uphold the legacy of George W. Bush.

Tell me what you really think.


GravatarI didn't make it that far.
billy b - FREE PARIS!!!


I can't say I blame you.

But if you actually read the whole piece of crapola it goes from the usual infuriating spewing of talking points to something weird that only makes sense in Broderiana.

Simels, you have it right about Gerth and vanAtta... I don't have HBO, so someone else will have to look and see if they make cameos on The Sopranos tonight.


GravatarI'm not kidding -- Gerth and Von Atta are the creepiest looking people I've ever seen.

I'm actually scared watching them.


Gravatar" it's like a mix of the Little Mermaid and that tv show with Patty Duke"



GravatarGerth continues his battle with the truth.
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GravatarThe problem was no schluss S, so it was likely a bizarre pointless name stealer. ???


That would have been jenny.

She does that from time to time.


Gravatar'Enkew, that was delicious.

However, next time, nix the refried black beans. Pretty tasteless.
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GravatarVan Natta: she is so evil she once misplaced paperwork for fellows in her Senate Office

Tim OMG!!!!

Van Natta: she covered up Bill's affairs it's really terrrible

Tim: Dallek sez this is a cheap hit piece

Gerth: we're trying to shine a light on hillary's dark corners

Tim: yikes


Gravatari took the side streets home to avoid all the happy nicely dressed people.


GravatarCreep 2: She has dozens of guys working mysteriously for her and hasn't filed the proper paperwork.

Tim: Yes she has.

Creep 2: Yeah but only one paper.

Oooooh. One paper. Sounds sinister. Whaddya bet one paper was all that was necessary. They're probably a bunch of summer temp college kids.


GravatarShe does that from time to time.
billy b - FREE PARIS!!!


I was and still am skeptical.
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GravatarBecause they're cousins, identical cousins and you'll fi-i-ind;
They walk alike, thay laugh alike, at times they even talk alike - you could lose your mind - when cousins, are two of a ki-i-i-ind!"


GravatarI didn't think anything or anyone could make me sympathetic to Hillary Clinton, but the Liberal Media seems to be making progress.


Gravatarthey attack her for all the wrong reasons maybe to cover up she's just like them i dont know


GravatarI didn't think anything or anyone could make me sympathetic to Hillary Clinton, but the Liberal Media seems to be making progress.


I second that emotion.


Gravatar"I didn't think anything or anyone could make me sympathetic to Hillary Clinton, but the Liberal Media seems to be making progress."

i just can't believe the dems, who have such a great chance to take the wh in 08, are gonna waste it on her.


Gravatari took the side streets home to avoid all the happy nicely dressed people.
illyakran


Sounds like a good start for a seventies-era Tom Waits song.


GravatarI did wake up in time for Colin Powell but that dood was talking a mile a minute so i'll post it later.


GravatarHillary's inauthentic?

Hell, I've never heard anyone described in that manner.

Almost a 'made up' word.


GravatarI have to take a shower. Slime came right through my tayvay.


GravatarSounds like a good start for a seventies-era Tom Waits song.
SteveLG | 06.10.07 - 8:59 am | #

------
yesterdays relationship meltdown. never got to the lounge for friends singer friend. never got to the party later with different people. over nothing. stupidity over nothing.


GravatarI didn't think anything or anyone could make me sympathetic to Hillary Clinton, but the Liberal Media seems to be making progress.

Why is it a problem that she did not want to her private life out in the public? and why is it her fault that Bill cheated. and when are the media going to ask Rudy why he was married to his cousin, why he was such an asshole to his wife, why he stayed with a gay couple, and why his kids dont talk to him.


GravatarI did wake up in time for Colin Powell but that dood was talking a mile a minute so i'll post it later.
Culture of TrÜth


I didn't see it... he had both sides of his mouth running, eh?


GravatarSince Black won't wake up and tend to his business, I've got to go exercise...


GravatarWell...I've got laundry to do.

That's a sure sign that a new thread is coming.

The only other way to get a new thread would be to start composing a long comment combining aspects of 19th century land reform with Paris Hilton, but I don't have the energy.

Y'all take care of your good selves!


Gravatarover nothing. stupidity over nothing.
illyakran


Have a biscuit with some of this raspberry jam on it.


GravatarI personally think we should put all rich people in jail. And if your rich and reading this I do mean you too!

Oooooh! I'm all a-feared!


Gravatarluddites in paris seize the hotel


GravatarShe does that from time to time.
billy b - FREE PARIS!!!

I was and still am skeptical.
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Agent Orange | 06.10.07 - 8:57 am | #


She posts here very, very, very occasionally under a different handle, but I'm almost positive that wasn't her.

She would have told me, I hope.


GravatarPeople have been trained to hate Hillary Clinton and can't tell you why they do. This chronic negative banter just feeds that dislike. The facts don't matter. It's just an overall creepy persona they're trying to perpetuate.
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GravatarI wanna leave Bennigan's.


GravatarHave a biscuit with some of this raspberry jam on it.
Arthur J. GWPDA | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 9:02 am | #

well that's mighty berry of you!


Gravatarhttp://doombrother.blogspot.com/

It is new again


GravatarHow is the fact that Rudy lodged with a gay couple relevant to anything?


GravatarUncle Smokes: Well...I've got laundry to do.

Me three! And I need to ride the slow scooter (for perhaps the last time) to McD's for those addictive opium burritos, too.
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GravatarI welcome the rule of President Hilllllary, if for no other reason than to get see Gerth and Van Natta in orange jumpsuits picking up trash on the side of the road to the reeducation camp.
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GravatarO....K....

Seriously, click this link.
Unless it's already old news around here.


Gravatar"I welcome the rule of President Hilllllary, if for no other reason than to get see Gerth and Van Natta in orange jumpsuits picking up trash on the side of the road to the reeducation camp."

they're doing their best to make sure that doesn't happen.


Gravatarwhen are the media going to ask Rudy why he was married to his cousin, why he was such an asshole to his wife, why he stayed with a gay couple, and why his kids dont talk to him.
Live Free or Die | 06.10.07 - 9:01 am | #


What's today, Sunday?

Never.


Gravatari just can't believe the dems, who have such a great chance to take the wh in 08, are gonna waste it on her.

I dont see anybody on either side that will have an obvious path to the wh. Gore would be the only one but he aint runnin'


Gravatarover nothing. stupidity over nothing.
illyakran


:: nods empathetically, sighs.
Slides early morning Bloody Webb across bar.
Puts Sinatra Sings for Only the Lonely on jukebox. Again ::


GravatarPeople have been trained to hate Hillary Clinton and can't tell you why they do.

Naaah.

It's more instinctive.

It's that nagging tone in her voice.

Most people don't like to be nagged about things.


GravatarICEE Dems!!!!!!!


GravatarMarcy Wheeler, emptywheel, is on c-span2/BookTV now.
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Gravatarsinatra that will do it.

let me go see if ava gardner is waking up


GravatarHow is the fact that Rudy lodged with a gay couple relevant to anything?

Uh... he is running in the republican party-they dont think gays should have equal rights. You can bet your ass if Edwards lived with a gay couple, that is all the media would talk about. Just sayin'


GravatarI wanna leave Bennigan's.
watertiger |


Give me fries and a hearty potato wave! You rat! Do you know how much time I wasted last night looking at others misquoted lyric videos.


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GravatarI only have yesterday's cats and Tuesday's scooter to offer, this morning.
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GravatarI can't recall.

Did MtP have Hatfield as a guest to promote "Fortunate Son" in 2000 before the election?

And yet books on HRC..


GravatarOK, I'll give a little more context for the link.

The pentagon spent millions of dollars trying to develop a bomb that gives people teh gay.

Because they hoped it would make enemy soldiers stop fighting and start kissing on each other.


GravatarGive me fries and a hearty potato wave! You rat! Do you know how much time I wasted last night looking at others misquoted lyric videos.

I laughed so hard I was crying. "Potato Wave!"

And, as CoT notes, "ICEE Dems!"


GravatarMarcy Wheeler, emptywheel, is on c-span2/BookTV now.
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QuentinCompson

thank you


GravatarJeff: when will the cats' deck-warming party take place?


GravatarDid MtP have Hatfield as a guest to promote "Fortunate Son" in 2000 before the election?

And yet books on HRC..


Someone needs to write a few books trashing Guliani and Romney. It should not be that difficult.


GravatarWT, thankyouformaking melaugh alreadytoday


GravatarLotsa gays pay taxes. "No taxation without representation."

/just sayin'


GravatarBush:

Big in Albania!!!!!!


I don't know why I think that's funny, but I do.


Gravatarwatertiger: I laughed so hard I was crying. "Potato Wave!"

And, as CoT notes, "ICEE Dems!"


I have obviously missed so much.
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Gravatar"Federer and Nadal are in Paris?"

I though she was back in jail?


Gravatari vant to kiss you ludwig

but hans vat about olga


dat olga burnt my potatoes

sgt. sgt. the luv bomb its working


GravatarParis critiques the media:
"I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."

Not going to happen, tho.


GravatarNim, that was the Lead on the Doom Brothers.


GravatarNim -

A "gay bomb"?

Was it a giant canister that sprayed them all with Axe body spray?


GravatarI wanna leave Bennigan's.
watertiger


Wonderful. And I couldn't understand a word of that song, so the subtitles were, uh, helpful.


GravatarAnd, as CoT notes, "ICEE Dems!"
watertiger |


And Anna Nicoles Mom?


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GravatarLenore: Jeff: when will the cats' deck-warming party take place?

Well, they've both been out on it, but L.E. wants to look for debris to chew/eat, so he's no longer allowed out there. I'm concerned about whether it's safe, for a while, anyway, since the decking is the chemically-treated water-resistant lumber.
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Gravatarwasn't there something about a whale in bag?


GravatarLotsa gays pay taxes. "No taxation without representation."

Well according to Thomson, employers should be able to fire gays for being gay, and the rest of them dont really believe gays should be able to serve in teh military. So a natural question would be, "if your party believes these things, why were you living with a gay couple?"


GravatarHave I mentioned that my lamb last night was really, really spicey?

Swear to god -- my tongue was swollen for two hours.


Gravatar"Nim, that was the Lead on the Doom Brothers.
DWD - Dystopic
"

Yeah I figured it had already made the rounds.
But it bears repeating ^_^


GravatarWho's your favorite MSNBC Male Anchor
Keith Olbermann 92.2%
Joe Scarborough 2.2%
Tucker Carlson 1.8%
Chris Matthews 1.8%
David Shuster 1.3%
Willie Geist 0.7%

Total votes: 447

http://www.reportercaps.com/ rcpo...pollsmsnbcm.php
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GravatarParis critiques the media:
"I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."


Yes, lets not talk about how if you are Paris, no matter what you do, you dont have to go to jail.


GravatarTheoretically the bomb would work in this way. On one hand it would release vast quantities of aphrodisiacs into the air inciting soldiers to make love not war. The second part of the chemical release, and this is the really slick part, would cause the soldiers to turn gay. So when the bomb went off, instead of killing each other: the belief was that they would strip, stop killing, and start drilling each other on the battlefield. A disappointed developer of the bomb, Colonel Bruce Boynkems, told the Doom Brothers, “Look, it would have worked too. Our only problem was that there simply were no aphrodisiacs nor any chemical stimulants to become gay. Other than that it was a really good plan.”

http://doombrother.blogspot.com/


GravatarBig in Albania!!!!!!

NPR just quoted him:

'Ah told the Albanian soldiers, this is what Ah tole them: The United States soldiers respeck them."


More Buckler beer, please!!!


GravatarSo a natural question would be, "if your party believes these things, why were you living with a gay couple?"

"Dude, I needed a place to crash . . . and do you know what rent is like in NYC? Fuck!"

[/Rudy]


GravatarOkay, breakfast beckons.

Talk to you guys in a few...


Gravatarwasn't there something about a whale in bag?

On a Porsche.


GravatarDid MtP have Hatfield as a guest to promote "Fortunate Son" in 2000 before the election?

Or Bill Minutaglio to promote "First Son"?


GravatarSwear to god -- my tongue was swollen for two hours.
steve simels


Cackle.. Cackle..


GravatarWell according to Thomson, employers should be able to fire gays for being gay, and the rest of them dont really believe gays should be able to serve in teh military.

First we tell the Goopers: "All of our Western European allies let gays serve openly in their militaries." Second, in states like mine, such discrimination in employment is forbidden by statute. How ya like dem apples, Goopers?


GravatarHave I mentioned that my lamb last night was really, really spicey?

Swear to god -- my tongue was swollen for two hours.

steve simels


This does not mean what you all think it means.


Gravatar(From Nim's link):

"U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting."

Really heavy sigh. Jeebus. Holy crap. I mean. Well. Seriously. OMG. O.M.F.G.


GravatarTucker Carlson 1.8%
Chris Matthews 1.8%


GravatarOlbermnan rulez!
O'Reilley droolz, and slobbers, and pants and does things with Middle Eastern food you can't say on TV.


GravatarRe: Giuliani and the gay couple

You would have to wade through rivers of slimy innuendo and unchecked speculation on the cable shows if this were a Democrat.

So, yeah, its pretty freakin' relevant.


GravatarFirst we tell the Goopers: "All of our Western European allies let gays serve openly in their militaries." Second, in states like mine, such discrimination in employment is forbidden by statute. How ya like dem apples, Goopers?

"Why are you trying to confuse me with facts?"

[/GOP]


GravatarFresh Sunday toddler blogging. Swimming edition


GravatarPeople have been trained to hate Hillary Clinton and can't tell you why they do. This chronic negative banter just feeds that dislike. The facts don't matter. It's just an overall creepy persona they're trying to perpetuate.
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Agent Orange


I was quite frankly shocked in talking to two neighbors who love, love Hillary. I was getting all geared for a Simels type diatribe against her, but no, here in this part of Wilmington, people seem to love her. And apparently that's true in many other places. And they really hate w. Don't know if that's representative or not.


Gravatarwatertiger: This does not mean what you all think it means.

I never knew anyone made a vacuum tongue developer...!
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Gravatar"U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting."

OhMoiGawd! The dread "Poppers Bomb!"


GravatarI'm somewhat peckish myownself, so I'm taking a break too.

Oh, and last Monday's SCOTUS decided to stack the prosecutorial deck even more.

Thanks, Dems of the 109th Congress!


GravatarI never knew anyone made a vacuum tongue developer...!

[wags finger at JP]


GravatarYou would have to wade through rivers of slimy innuendo and unchecked speculation on the cable shows if this were a Democrat.

Imagine what the repubs and the media would do if Edwards had stayed with a gay couple. We are seeing it with Hillary doesnt cheat on her husband, and she is guilty of something. Guliani marries his cousin, and cheats on various wives for years, and not one question.


GravatarAnd they really hate w. Don't know if that's representative or not.
ql was in ny


Well I hope more of your new neighbors are like that. Don't forget you're now officially south of the Mason Dixon Line.
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GravatarVrrrooooom! Vrrrooooom!
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GravatarGiuliani is a hero though. He gave information to reporters on 9/11. He didn't run off to Nebraska or read children's book. His personal life is quite irrelevent. He is "America's Mayor". We had a vote remember. He beat out the Mayor of Bozeman, Montana in the runoff.


GravatarIt's simple: in the Republican Party, one is not allowed to be open and honest about his or her sexuality unless it conforms to the Party's rigid standards. People who fall without those boundaries are allowed to serve in the Party - as long as they LIE about themselves.


GravatarGood morning.

I don't think Delaware is not south of the Mason-Dixon line.


GravatarI was informed last night at the pool party that we are in the Northern Part of the state since we are on the northern side of the Chesapeake(?) ______ Canal.

The freaking state is 35 miles wide fer christ's sake.


GravatarHe beat out the Mayor of Bozeman, Montana in the runoff.
trifecta | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 9:21 am | #


I heard that TDS (?) did a bit where Giuliani changes his name legally to
Rudy NineEleven!
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GravatarMarcy's crackin' mah shit up, now!
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GravatarThis does not mean what you all think it means.
watertiger | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 9:15 am | #


Honi soit qui mal y pense.


GravatarIt's all a matter of Perspective , ql!


GravatarThis does not mean what you all think it means.
watertiger


Shucks.


GravatarRudy Nineleven Why Not Put the Emergency Command Center in the WTC? It'd only been attacked once!


GravatarSo, anybody hear from 4Legs?
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Gravatar "I love to come to countries that are working hard to establish institutions necessary for democracies to survive," [Bush] said.

So, George, when ya headed back to Iraq?


GravatarThat didn't come out right.

I don't think Delaware is south of the Mason-Dixon line.


GravatarRudy Nineleven Why Not Put the Emergency Command Center in the WTC? It'd only been attacked once!

b/c Hillary did have an affair, and Edwards got a $500 haircut. They are the ones that have some explaining to do.


GravatarChesapeake and Delaware Canal.


GravatarGood morning.

I don't think Delaware is not south of the Mason-Dixon line.
HoneyBearKelly | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 9:23 am | #


Kinda sorta. Plus it has that crazy wedge with PA and MD.


GravatarSo, anybody hear from 4Legs?

ask simels.


GravatarWe had dinner with the Centaur last night Arthur.

There was a trip to Coney Island scheduled for today but it looks kinda crappy out here.


GravatarI don't think Delaware is not south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Mason Dixon Line.

If it were straight, it would cut through south Jersey.


Gravatarql was in ny:

jftb.

Just in case you were wondering.


GravatarThis thread still going? Someone wake up Atrios!


GravatarYou're going to RIDE THE CENTAUR AT CONEY ISLAND?????

You people are just sick, sick.


GravatarStop the Presses

Vatican City - US President George W Bush drew gasps at the Vatican on Saturday by referring to Pope Benedict XVI as "sir" instead of the expected "His Holiness", pool reporters said.

They could clearly hear the US leader say "Yes, sir" when the pope asked him if he was going to meet with officials of the lay Catholic Sant'Egidio community at the US embassy later during his visit.


GravatarChesapeake and Delaware Canal.
Agent Orange


Duh, I blame the the southern atmosphere.

The northern part of MD is where Mason Dixon line is drawn. Our little part of DE is a bit north of that. No?


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GravatarWho's your favorite MSNBC Male Anchor
Keith Olbermann 92.3%
Joe Scarborough 2.2%
Tucker Carlson 1.8%
Chris Matthews 1.8%
David Shuster 1.3%
Willie Geist 0.7%

Total votes: 456


GravatarThe % thingy broke...


GravatarThey could clearly hear the US leader say "Yes, sir" when the pope asked him if he was going to meet with officials of the lay Catholic Sant'Egidio community at the US embassy later during his visit.

Why would a boy that's been given the best of everything all his life act like he was raised in a barn? Oh, I know, he's an asshole.


GravatarEven if Shrub has been schooled in proper protocol, he doesn't observe it - one more reason he's a goddamn embarassment, no matter where he goes around the world.


GravatarThe northern part of MD is where Mason Dixon line is drawn. Our little part of DE is a bit north of that. No?
ql was in ny


I was wrong, everyone's right! I always thought the M&D line travelled along the northern arc of the Delaware line with PA (The New Castle arc). Apparently it turns south and it's the western edge of Delaware.
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GravatarThanks WT. Phew, that's a relief.


GravatarYes, lets not talk about how if you are Paris, no matter what you do, you dont have to go to jail.


Don't look now, but Paris is in jail...


GravatarWillie Geist is on air for the last segment of Tucker's show....and he still got a vote or two.


GravatarYou anti-Southerners, geez.
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Gravatarplantsman: Willie Geist is on air for the last segment of Tucker's show....and he still got a vote or two.

His mom and his bookie.
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GravatarYou anti-Southerners, geez.

Calm down, Tena!


GravatarIf it were straight, it would cut through south Jersey.
watertiger |


About 5 miles north of me! And believe me most folks here know it.
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Gravatarthe pope reacts


GravatarI was wrong, everyone's right! I always thought the M&D line travelled along the northern arc of the Delaware line with PA (The New Castle arc). Apparently it turns south and it's the western edge of Delaware.
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Agent Orange | 06.10.07 - 9:34 am | #


Things get all weird up around in there.


GravatarMason Dixon Line.

If it were straight, it would cut through south Jersey.


I live 1/2 mile south of the Mason-Dixon Line. The road that my neighborhood (development in Yankee parlance) connects to is the M-D Line.


GravatarRatzi's denken: "Sheesh, I wore this nice embroidered frock and everything!"


GravatarThe 'new' St Georges Bridge over the C&D canal. I hate it because the cableing is only one row in the center. I always feel like I'm going to drive off the edge!

http://www.gribblenation.net/dep...ery/ 1bridge.jpg
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GravatarThe road that my neighborhood (development in Yankee parlance) connects to is the M-D Line.
billy b - FREE PARIS!!!


I think the Mogen David line runs through Brooklyn, but I'm not sure what street.


GravatarDon't you hate it when you get stuck in traffic and this happens?


Gravatar
I live 1/2 mile south of the Mason-Dixon Line. The road that my neighborhood (development in Yankee parlance) connects to is the M-D Line.
billy b - FREE PARIS!!!


We used to live two blocks from the Rio Grande - as it ran north/south thru Albuquerque. Love those geographical markers.
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GravatarI live in a van, down by the river!
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GravatarI think the Mogen David line runs through Brooklyn, but I'm not sure what street.

New Utrecht Ave.


GravatarI think the Mogen David line runs through Brooklyn, but I'm not sure what street.


MD 20-20 baybee.


GravatarI think the Mogen David line runs through Brooklyn, but I'm not sure what street.
SteveLG |


Man oh man-o-schewitz!


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GravatarSuddenly, chocolate macaroons sound good.


GravatarWe used to live two blocks from the Rio Grande - as it ran north/south thru Albuquerque. Love those geographical markers.
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GWPDA, Roving Historian | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 9:39 am | #


I used to live 2 blocks south of Route 66 in Albuquerque!


GravatarThe media has actually gone so far toward telling the truth they have now revealed the that Fred Thompson spent 1/3 of his life as a K Street Lobbyist in D.C.

"Thompson’s campaign, which is being run by his fellow K Street lobbyists, responded by saying only that being a K Street lobbyist “is an honorable endeavor that goes back to the beginnings of this republic."

Oh, it's a far older endevour than that.


GravatarDon't you hate it when you get stuck in traffic and this happens?
Huh? |


Isn't there a mandatory helmet law?
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GravatarSpeaking of Mogen David: A guest brought us two bottles (the old fashioned MD and a white one) a few months ago. (Note that this guest actually drank the nice pinot grigio we had in the house.)

Is there anything that can be done with it? I'm tired of dusting it and hated just tossing it out. But I'm damn sure not gonna drink it.


GravatarI used to live 2 blocks south of Route 66 in Albuquerque!
rorschach, shrimpherd


Long road, that.... I was at Escalante SW in the Old Country Club....


GravatarYou could cook (like stew) with it.


GravatarI think the Mogen David line runs through Brooklyn, but I'm not sure what street.

If you drive down it in a Thunderbird you can cause the time-space continuum to Ripple.


GravatarJust switched over to Marcy's Q&A on CSPAN2.

She's wonderful. If she and Glenn Greenwald showed up occasionally on the pundit foodfights the world would change, slowly but surely.

So of course they never, ever will.


GravatarIs there anything that can be done with it? I'm tired of dusting it and hated just tossing it out. But I'm damn sure not gonna drink it.

Coq au vin?


GravatarIs there anything that can be done with it? I'm tired of dusting it and hated just tossing it out. But I'm damn sure not gonna drink it.
V for Virginia, Invisible!


Any slugs in your garden?


Gravatar
Long road, that.... I was at Escalante SW in the Old Country Club....
GWPDA, Roving Historian | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 9:44 am | #


That it is. (I was an assistant producer of a documentary on Route 66 for NPR, actually.)

I was by campus, on one of those college-named roads. Harvard or Yale or some such. Near the Frontier, of course!


GravatarDon't you hate it when you get stuck in traffic and this happens?
Huh? |

Isn't there a mandatory helmet law?


That's only for oral sex.


GravatarJust switched over to Marcy's Q&A on CSPAN2.


She's got a huge brain. And she's a sweetheart in person.


GravatarIf you drive down it in a Thunderbird you can cause the time-space continuum to Ripple.
spinoza |


And end up at Boone's Farm.
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GravatarBush:

Big in Albania!!!!!!


I don't know why I think that's funny, but I do.

steve simels | Homepage | 06.10.07 - 9:09 am


I wonder if someone's bothered to tell the Albanians that most Republicans, including Bush, were against NATO intervention in Kosovo.

And I'm not going to watch, but I'm sure Bush has mangled the pronunciation of Kosovo, should he happen to mention it.


GravatarIf you drive down it in a Thunderbird you can cause the time-space continuum to Ripple.
spinoza |

And end up at Boone's Farm.
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Agent Orange


Where you can make an EZ Night of it with Mr. Swan.


GravatarIs there anything that can be done with it? I'm tired of dusting it and hated just tossing it out. But I'm damn sure not gonna drink it.

Mail it to Lou Dobbs and tell him that sprinkling in his hair will keep Mexicans and other brown people away.


GravatarI can give you Manischewitz wine recipes...


GravatarThis Week with George Shill and "The Shadow" are molding the minds of voters. They're making Edwards out to be the bad guy.
No wait, they changed course to attack gay people
Hold on, back to Edwards

I just love how they chuckle at themselves.


GravatarGave you kids a new thread. I know how you like that.


GravatarHey Albinos as I call people from Europe.

Europe is a continent. I was incontinent at the G-8 summit. Heh heh heh
(/chimpy)


GravatarGWPDA, on Oregon Live, you might check out the gardening feature on Dan Heims, putative father of many new wild garden introductions. Some great photographs!


GravatarMebbe I could use a splash of the red for a sauce or something. The only thing I've ever used it for was making haroset, and I can't get this pack of heathens to sit through a seder anymore, so that's out.

No slugs, but that would be a good use.


Gravatar"She's got a huge brain"

Isn't Doug McClure in a movie about that?


GravatarThanks, Molly - I felt certain you would!


Gravatar'mornin'

If there's one thing I think Bush is incapable of, it's playing with language...


GravatarIf there's one thing I think Bush is incapable of, it's playing with language...
ProfWombat


I dunno. Kind of like he played with frogs as a boy?


GravatarJust in case: S H E E T S !!!!11!


GravatarAre you "rich"?

“According to the latest statistics from the U.S. government, to be in the top 1% of U.S. households requires a net worth of $6 million. The minimum income required to be in the top 1% of American tax-filers is $300,000."

But, then again--it's all relative.

"The interviewer asked Bono whether, with his astonishing wealth, the poor he was helping could in any way identify with his lifestyle.

“You have to understand,” Bono replied to the journalist, “that in these people’s eyes there is no difference between you and me.”

“You haven’t seen my salary,” the interviewer responded with a laugh.

“It doesn’t matter,” said Bono. “You have a roof over your head. Three squares a day. Clean drinking water. A doctor who sees you when you’re sick. In the eyes of these people, you have everything.


GravatarCongress has appropriated more than $300 billion for U.S. military operations in Iraq. Simply stated in monetary terms, we are spending $8 billion per month in Iraq with no end in sight. That's $2 billion per week, or $267 million per day, or $11 million per hour.

As of right now, over $438 Billion has been spent, and the U.S. is $9 Trillion dollars in debt, or $56 Trillion if corporate accounting is used to include medicare and social security.

Howerver, the U.S. invests your tax money, although where that return goes is unclear. What is clear is that in 1999 alone, the U.S. made a total of 8.2 Trillion dollars by investing our money, and that this investment of U.S. tax monies has been done year after year for many many years. If some or all of that money is then reinvested each year along with the new tax moies for the year, the total sum should by now be very great indeed, but again, the average American, at least, has never seen any return of that money. Google Walter Burien for more.


Gravatar“It doesn’t matter,” said Bono. “You have a roof over your head. Three squares a day. Clean drinking water. A doctor who sees you when you’re sick. In the eyes of these people, you have everything.”


That's a nice bit of sophistry, but perhaps he's talking about the U.K. or something. In the U.S. the roofs are generally mortgaged to the hilt, many do not in fact have three squares a day, or the ability to see a doctor, much less get any actually effective medical care. There are all sorts of pictures of Bono hugging bush yadayadaya. Bono is a corrupt corporate "puppet" to put it politely. In this case he happens to be a "music" puppet. In any case he's a sell-out and apologist to and for a system which is sugar-coated in blatant lies like these in order to sustain an illusion which most people can now see through.

For the fatuous Bono, with his "entertainment" earnings, to be lying through his teeth about reality is a bit much. Far more are closer to third-world status in the U.S. than to Bono's bracket.


GravatarThat mantilla was a shout-out to the insane right wing of American Catholic life, which has entirely too much influence in Washington.

My thoughts exactly.

It's a thread-the-needle job.

Go whole hog -- to a Latin mass someplace in the Outer Boroughs, and stroke the Medjugorje-Blue Army-St. Pius XII crowd, but then the Talibornagains go batshit.

Nicely calculated.

Someone in their image-buffing department is very good.


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