What? You don't like Mr. T? Commie.
mondo dentro |
05.29.04 - 5:57 pm | #
My favorite part is where a giant George H.W. and Barbara Bush are having sex and you must stop them in order that the babies that keep popping out of her don't take over the world.
Devon Lees |
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05.29.04 - 6:01 pm | #
This thing was in comments here a week ago ...
I made to the part where I had to battle the Enron execs before the tedium of the whole thing got to me.
Too bad you can't just read everything without having to play the stupid game -- a lot of it was funny.
Blecht |
05.29.04 - 6:02 pm | #
Once you start, can you go back without having to watch the intro? Not that I would waste my time playing such a silly game, mind you... ahem.
mondo dentro |
05.29.04 - 6:05 pm | #
well, i could kill the pig dudes fine, but paris hilton took out my howard dean and my christopher reeve got killed by michael powell shooting missles at me from janet jacksons' boob.
is there a god mode?
justathought |
05.29.04 - 6:23 pm | #
You can keep continuing - I only needed two continues to win, and I still had over half my people left after I beat Bush. And it only took about half an hour to go start to finish.
I had Michael Moore finish him off after Jesus softened him up. I thought that was somehow appropriate.
Ben Grimm |
05.29.04 - 6:34 pm | #
OT: KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) - Four American soldiers were killed in action in a troubled province of southern Afghanistan at the heart of a stubborn Taliban-led insurgency, the U.S. military said Sunday.
More casulties of Iraq? Would there be a 'Taliban-led' anything if the US had followed through in Afghanistan?
anon |
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05.29.04 - 6:34 pm | #
Dude! Voltron would never side with Bushco!
agrajag |
05.29.04 - 6:35 pm | #
A more interesting game: Step on the turd. Gilchrease = tony2@infostation.com
A group of anti-war activists plans to soldier on after being told their meeting to discuss options to military service could not be held at the Nevada County Superintendent of Schools office last weekend because of safety concerns.
Steve Weiss said he was told by Superintendent of Schools Terry McAteer just before the meeting Saturday afternoon to move the group's meeting to another location because the superintendent said there was a potential for violence between Weiss' group and conservative activists.
The meeting was planned, Weiss said, to discuss with concerned parents and the community the presence of military recruiters at the middle- and high school levels and to inform individuals of options outside of military service. Another goal, he said, was "to tell them the truth on military life."
When word spread that a room at the superintendent's office was to be used for the gathering, Republican Central Committee Chairman Tony Gilchrease raised an alarm via e-mail.
"Please note that this Peace Group of Anti-Americans and al Quida (sic) supporters, as far as I'm concerned, are holding their rally and 'training' at the Nevada County Superintendent of Schools office," Gilchrease wrote to several dozen area residents the day before the scheduled meeting.
"I suggest that each one of you that feel as outraged as I am about this, call Terry McAteer, a Republican and the Nevada County School Supt. and tell him just how you feel about allowing this traitorous activity to occur on Nevada County school owned property."
Gilchrease wasn't available for additional comment Wednesday evening.
After a brief article about the meeting appeared in The Union on Friday and Gilchrease sent out his e-mail, McAteer said he received several angry phone calls and was threatened verbally over the use of the room for Weiss' group.
McAteer said he neither took names of callers nor reported threats to police, but he said he chose to ask Weiss to move the meeting for the safety of all involved.
"I wasn't going to allow for a safety issue to occur," McAteer said Wednesday.
McAteer said he came to his office 15 minutes before the start of the meeting and instructed Weiss to move the meeting elsewhere. Twenty-seven people later showed up at Pioneer Park to participate in the discussion without further incident, Weiss said.
McAteer said he generally allows rooms at the Superintendent of Schools office to be used as long as it isn't for a commercial purpose. "We give out meeting space all the time. We are a government entity, and that's why we lend out the room."
Weiss has plans to hold more meetings over the summer to discuss military recruitment procedures and options to military service, and he hopes to have a half-dozen people trained to speak to students during the next school year.
"We are committed parents and activists," Wei
Anonymous |
05.29.04 - 6:47 pm | #
Hey, folks from Europe--which country hosted the PNAC mock trial and how did it go?
Anonymous |
05.29.04 - 7:08 pm | #
WTF??
It was on CNN. Bush 41, 43, and Clinton were talking at the end of the ceremony. Clinton wagged his finger in Bush 43's face. Dunno what they were talking about but it seemed at least superficially cordial. Then Poppy suddenly shoved Clinton in the chest with both hands, enough to throw Clinton off balance. I don't know why, but it was completely inappropriate and almost seemed to me like 41 was trying to prove his manhood or something. I'm not even sure what happened after that, the camera quickly went somewhere else.
Anonymous |
05.29.04 - 7:09 pm | #
Beat Bush with Dean on one continue.
Ragdrazi |
05.29.04 - 7:58 pm | #
I played it the other day... got through it with only one continue at the very end of the last fight.
And yes, dammit, Voltron never could commit an evil act no matter how they tried to force him... some people don't know their classics.
A lot of very odd bits, but it's interesting.
Jake Nelson |
05.29.04 - 7:58 pm | #
I beat it with no continues -- John Edwards, Rosie O'Donnell and Jessica Lynch dealt the final blows.
That sentence has never been typed before. Ever.
Kuz |
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05.29.04 - 8:07 pm | #
Frankly, I thought the masturbating Stay Puff Marshmallow man was a bit tacky. Funny, granted, but tacky. But Michael Powell hollering "It's all about Janet Jackson's boob!" still has me snickering. As does the Hamburgerler. I could see him being in an axis of evil, frankly.
Backslider |
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05.29.04 - 8:22 pm | #
Another hour of my life gone....
Kevin Schultz |
05.29.04 - 8:38 pm | #
i tried to download this before. it better be worth the wait.
pansypoo |
Homepage |
05.29.04 - 8:43 pm | #
I wasted an hour on it too, but damn it was some seriously funny shit. I might waste another hour on it again tomorrow afternoon. Oh and BTW as a "veteran" (I wish there was some other way to say I served, but wasn't in combat) I ask all of you to remember and honor all those that have fallen in the service of this nation, it is the least we can do this memorial day weekend.
BubbaBoBobBrain |
05.29.04 - 8:52 pm | #
Maybe it's just that I'm really drunk, but something about Voltron fucking Lady Liberty in the ass cracked me up. I mean, at first, horrified, but then, ROTFLMAO.
Good one, Athenae! Off to get a beer!
Judy miller |
05.29.04 - 9:42 pm | #
Anonymous, WTF is the story on the shoving match w/Clinton and 41? Link?
Judy miller |
05.29.04 - 9:47 pm | #
I have to say there was a certain poetry to seeing Jessica Lynch kill Rumsfeld only to be faced with bin Laden, Kin Jong Il, and the Hamburgler.
JamHandy |
05.29.04 - 10:14 pm | #
Michael Moore got stuck on the finger bang thing. I don't recommend trying the finger bang there doesn't seem to be any way to turn it off.
Pinky Tinkleton |
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05.29.04 - 11:38 pm | #
I got stuck underneath the white house in the escape hatch...help! How do you get out of there??
whaaaa! |
05.29.04 - 11:39 pm | #
Bush 41 physically shoved Clinton in the chest at the WWII Memorial dedication.
Of course -- he had to! Clinton sullied the office of the Presidency, and Bush has to restore honor and dignity to the White House.
Seriously, there are plenty of folks out there who hate Clinton's guts, who will applaud GWB for shoving Clinton -- it's something they'd love to do themselves.
Mr. Anonymous |
05.30.04 - 12:16 am | #
I don't recommend trying the finger bang there doesn't seem to be any way to turn it off.
I like to be finger banged, that's why you can't get past it.
Hillary Duff |
05.30.04 - 12:28 am | #
whaaa - stuck underneath the white house escape hatch -- it's a jump up, see the light?
Yeah, it's badly done...
Empty Field |
05.30.04 - 1:13 am | #
i like the sample of sparta in there.. other than that, the game is completely frustrating.
Jesse |
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05.30.04 - 1:24 am | #
10 life lessons I've absorbed in just twenty minutes of playing:
01. John Kerry and Jesus Christ may not be enough to overcome Bush, but a plucky quadriplegic just might.
02. The power of Greyskull, like that of so many other once-great monarchies, is in serious decline.
03. Saddam Hussein WAS in league with al Qaeda, and Kim Jong Il to boot.
04. Hulk Hogan, despite his past flirtation with NWO and cheap sideburn dye, is truly the greatest of American heroes.
05. Die-hard ideologues can be redeemed, though not without much personal sacrifice (just ask Voltron).
06. Howard Dean can finally use his ‘RAWWRR’ for the forces of good.
07. Rosie O’Donnell is a surprisingly weak fighter.
08. Exposure to nuclear/biological/chemical warhead fallout can be harmful to your health.
09. Hillary Duff, despite her public jailbait persona, is actually quite frigid, and not worth the trouble.
10. Apparently, George W. Bush is a very, very bad president.
Like Oregon Trail to a fifth-grade computer class, BushGame should be to the US electorate. Come November, it should be installed in all the Diebold & other touch-screen voting devices; finishing this game must be mandatory before casting one’s vote. I declare BushGame the poll tax of the new millenium.
COOLEST VIDEO GAME EVER
aghast |
05.30.04 - 1:41 am | #
My god... that took forever. Why did they make it so long? Or is my computer too slow. Jesus and after that huge Kerry transformation he's just as weak as Jesus. Wut up wit dat?
Sean Burford |
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05.30.04 - 3:21 am | #
Yeah, took a long time. I deafeated Bush with Jessica Lynch, which was fine by me.
The apocalyptic 3-headed Bush was actually kind of unnerving. A lie that tells the truth, as it were.
But you get to the end, and it takes you direct to the Kerry campaign website? Jeez, some wingnuts are going to be foaming at the mouth over that in days to come...the bit with Babs squirting Bush kids out of her crotch like watermelon seeds makes Kos's comments about mercenaries seem pretty tame...
Philalethes |
05.30.04 - 3:52 am | #
I like to be finger banged, that's why you can't get past it.
I did her a couple times, then just walked away. You can ignore her, if you want.
Philalethes |
05.30.04 - 3:55 am | #
Maybe it's just that I'm really drunk, but something about Voltron fucking Lady Liberty in the ass cracked me up. I mean, at first, horrified, but then, ROTFLMAO.
A.
Athenae
Again, it's funny 'cause it's true.
What a bunch of merry drunks we are, eh? Not like over at LGF, where they're sobbing, screaming, and punching holes through the sheetrock over their inability to fuck Lady Liberty up the ass. Seems as hard as they try, they just can't get it up.
Philalethes |
05.30.04 - 4:01 am | #
Of course you guys realize that because of the action of the game, the secret service will probably be giving every single person who downloads this game a "visit."
karlrave |
05.30.04 - 8:11 am | #
Of course you guys realize that because of the action of the game, the secret service will probably be giving every single person who downloads this game a "visit."
karlrave |
05.30.04 - 8:11 am | #
Titter, I've only seen a screenshot, but it sounds like it could really play to the crowd who like these sorts of weirdzo games.
Like on b3ta.com, for example.
TheaLogie |
Homepage |
05.30.04 - 8:38 am | #
I tried it, and in the middle of the first fight with a boss, it kicked me into the Whitehouse Cafeteria, where I suddenlt rescued Voltron and ended up in the fight with the 3-headed Bush robobeast.
It keeps happening, and I can't stand going through that whole intro again.
LC |
05.30.04 - 1:34 pm | #