I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
me first!!!
That sound you hear from the Philadelphia area is Donovan McNabb laughing his ass off...
family values, beeYOTCH!
The homos getting married ruined mr family values marriage.
Really I think wife #3 never knew he was an addict until she saw him sober YECCCCH.
rush cant hold onto a wife, does drugs, holes up in his house--sounds like a weirdo, psycho, sicko who is completely dysfunctional.
Got to love those conservative family values!
Isn't it a sacrament? The basis of western (as opposed to eastern, I guess) civilization? The thing that distinguishes us from the animals?
Or not.
Amazing how Rush's divorce is a "personal matter," but all the marital failings of Democrats are a matter of public concern.
And they honestly don't see it as hypocrisy.
I blame gay marriage as well Atrios.
"Jeff Christie" is gay, and has tried to fool people by getting married, but 3 times so far he has failed.
"its a conspiracy! it's a political conspiracy that homos and liberals are perpetuating against my colon..."
I'm shocked I tell ya, just shocked. Now let's all offer a little prayer for Rush.
That proves that oxyrush is a Christian. I just read a study that said Christians divorce more often than non-believers.
Gotta quit that coveting of your neighbors ass.
Hey, let's give Marta props for tolerating Rush as long as she did. TEN YEARS? I can bareley stand 5 minutes of him. And I never had to see him naked. Lucky me! 
Isn't this the one he met via the Internet? It's all Al Gore's fault! And since Mr. Bill is the he-coon of anything and everything liberal, it's all the Clintons' fault!
speaking of gay marriages...
A video of the gay marrigage in Multnomah County
Strike Three!
I wonder if Marta gets the house?
Think on the rebopund she could fall for a librul? Would love to see half Rush's cash if ones hands.
does he profess to be religious?
somebody help me out with this one?
It's #4 -- if you include that he's divorced from reality!
(Ouch! Sorry...)
Oh my! Oh my! Maybe he'll court The Skank Herself now! Yes! See her barefoot and silenced by the flatulence of Himself!
Coulter for Wife #4!!
Scorpio
Eccentricity
HAW!
Ain't that just like a Republican!
Would someone mind explaining to me how gay marriage dishonors the sacrament of marriage, but this clown getting three divorces is perfectly all right?
Yes folks, it is true that I am getting my third divorce.
Homos, and liberals made me so sick that I got hooked on drugs, and I am unbearable to live with off of drugs.
But I still have God, and you my faithful ditto heads, not to mention my 24 million dollar mansion.
did dear marta cut a deal with the d.a.? immunity for any past crimes in exchange for some truth about the giver of radio head?
J.T.
Would someone mind explaining to me how gay marriage dishonors the sacrament of marriage, but this clown getting three divorces is perfectly all right?
Vicky Randal | Email | Homepage | 06.11.04 - 7:11 pm | #
IOKIYAR. Duh.
Now, will someone explain to me why any half-bright dingbat thinks something that's little more than a legal statue and an economic agreement is "sacred" in the first damn place. Course, that's a whole 'nother story...
One name we haven't heard the last six days or so: Jane Wyman.
Gee, I wonder why.
Pig Lips has a central role in "Sadly No"s Friday Flash. If you go to the blog and scroll to yesterday, you'll git it.
It may make you sick; it may make you weep; it may just drive you crazy...
Warning: you'll never be able to listen to "Hotel California" again, at least not in español...
I heard it was Greta Van Susteren stealing Marta away from Rush...
And I'm sure we all rememeber who married Rush and Marta, don't we?
CLARENCE THOMAS!!!!
How dare you Rush. Seeking publicity before St Ronnie is worm food.
did dear marta cut a deal with the d.a.? immunity for any past crimes in exchange for some truth about the giver of radio head?
A wife can't be made to testify against her husband, but an ex-wife certainly can. Hmm...
Gee, I wonder if the drugs had anything to do with it?
OT, but how do you like this new AP survey technique:
Survey: Bush Gets Little Credit on Jobs - ..
"The jobs are being created for college students at McDonald's," said Barbara Mulkey, a Democratic voter from rural Floyd County, Ky. She said jobs had been lost, then didn't budge on her opinion of Bush when told she was wrong..
Michelle Blundy initially said U.S. jobs had been lost and called herself a "probable" Bush voter. Informed about the jobs gain, the Grand Rapids, Mich., woman said she would vote for Bush — and chalked up her original skepticism to Michigan's poor economy.
That's good olfashion reporting for ya. AP asks your opinion, if you give the wrong answer they help you get the right one. If you won't "budge" you're out of touch.
[Thought balloon over trailer parks nationwide]: He's available!
Clarence Thomas is on his second wife as well.
As I write this, the Nooner is on MSNBC (making my skin crawl as usual -- has anyone more palpably fraudulent and smarmy ever been born?). She and COulter and Rushbo would make a truly loathsome threesome...
(And why not a threesome for a three-time loser?)
How dare you Rush. Seeking publicity before St Ronnie is worm food.
More likely they picked this time - Friday afternoon, Reagan's funeral so this story will be buried deep.
How dare you Rush. Seeking publicity before St Ronnie is worm food.
More likely they picked this time - Friday afternoon, Reagan's funeral so this story will be buried deep.
Dr. Phil and Dr. Laura have each been divorced, and Rush now has three ex-wives.
Why do right-wing moralizers hate the institution of marriage?
I've always wondered how these fire-breathing Christians reconcile divorce with their marriage vows.
"Sorry, Lord, I didn't mean it when I said 'til death us do part.'"
or, "If anyone knows, You know that I just cannot keep a promise."
Just lump it in with the rest of the hypocrisy, or does he actually have an explanation?
I'd say Rush is SOL. There can't be FOUR women who would marry him in the whole world.
If the law states marriage is between a man and a woman, did Marta break the law by marrying a pig?
Gay "marriage" is un-Christian and doesn't count. Divorce is un-Christian and doesn't count either. That interloper Nancy Davis "Reagan" was never the first lady, it was Jane Wyman.
As long as he was loaded, he probably wasn't very demanding sexually. If he cleaned-up, well...Marta probably wanted to go back to separate bedrooms or what ever arrangement that allaowed her to put up with his corpulent icky self. Being a potential felon probably doesn't make him any more attractive either.
When it comes to sex that is gay
The Pigman sure leads the way
He lusts for man-loving
Up his rectum he's shoving
Mega-dildoes! Since Marta's away.
And I'm sure we all rememeber who married Rush and Marta, don't we?
CLARENCE THOMAS!!!!
And Clarence's Senate backer John Danforth officiated at the Gipper's funeral service today.
Tiparillo- in my grief over Ronnie, I forgot it is Friday dump the bad news day.
What will it be tonight?
Another thing, IIRC, in many states you can get a divorce automatically if your spouse is convicted of a felony.
Maybe Marta thought the D.A. wasn't moving fast enough for her to use that get-out-of-jail-free card.
A previous Mrs. PharmBoy complained in an interview that the mister "didn't like to eat out" (referring to the lesser of the two funs). He just wanted to stay home all the time, watching TV.
I can't imagine the torture of being confined to quarters every night with that nasty jerk off his painkillers. Ugh.
good old family values at work.
Slightly OT: My parents, who are as liberal as the day is long, celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary in August.
"did Marta break the law by marrying a pig?"
Yes, and she violated a Biblical prohibition against touching the skin of a pig as well.
Tiparillo- in my grief over Ronnie, I forgot it is Friday dump the bad news day.
What will it be tonight?
They've been dumping unplesant news this entire week, most notably the WH memos on the legality of torture...
MisterX, sick as it sounds, Rush will be swarmed by wanna-be Mrs. Limbaughs.
Limbaugh is worth MILLIONS, and who gets to live in his fancy houses while he is in the pokey?
Dr. Phil and Dr. Laura have each been divorced, and Rush now has three ex-wives.
Why do right-wing moralizers hate the institution of marriage?
Dr. Phil is a right-wing moralizer?
I did not know that. Not that I ever watch his show or anything.
.
Gee, I wonder if the drugs had anything to do with it?
Old Hat
Yeah, when he quit taking them.
She probably got tired of agreeing to every asinine thing he said.
They've been dumping unplesant news this entire week, most notably the WH memos on the legality of torture...
Use of Dogs Was Authorized to Scare Prisoners
Normally I'd hate to rumor monger, but for the "no longer so fat idiot," I think an exception can be made:
Is Rush Gay?
Quote from the site:
Marta Limbaugh owns a separate home, in her name only, less than a mile from Rush Limbaugh's palatial estate. Marta Limbaugh's home is tax appraised at just over one million dollars, located within the same zip code but on a different street.
Separate bedrooms? Shoot, they had separate friggin' houses.
Funny way to promote traditional values.
Andrew,
there's a difference between being compelled and being motivated.
J.T.
i blame the CLENIS
Librul meeeeedia, bitches.
"Coulter for wife #4"
two wordS: BIRTH CONTROL!!!
Y'know, thinking of the two of them together would be great birth control for the rest of America-who could stay in the mood long enough to conceive with that image in their heads?
OT (for ONLY TOPIC)
Reagan is STILL DEAD.
Peggy Noonan's been divorced, too, yet her reputation as an obedient Catholic pundit hasn't suffered. And John Leo's on his second marriage.
Here's the three-time loser on Reagan, from NRO...
IOKIYAR
Ok - I'll bite. I checked over at Dkosopedia and IOKIYAR isn't defined.
Any help for an out-of-the-loop liberal?
its ok if you are a republican
its ok if you are a repup
IOKIYAR: It's OK If You're A Republican
Maybe now Rush will travel the path of the Santorumites...
BA-ROOOOO!
You know the Coulter thing is a funny idea and all, but I think we should really consider Courtney Love as a perfect hook up for Rush.
The guy does nothing but sit around and complain about everything while beating his meat-I can't take it anymore even if it means all the money in the world. 10 years out of my life spent with this smelly, multi-orficed, pill-popping, flatulant masterbater is just to much for any woman. Oh, yea and he stinks too. Even with the financial agreement we had it's just not worth it-I've got to be with a real man-someone with a brain and initiative.
Ernest,
"It's OK If You're A Republican."
"Gee, I wonder if the drugs had anything to do with it?"
Marta was hoggin' the Oxy!
Who gets the strap-on dildo?
I caught Rush with Ann Coulter, and she had a penis.
I've always said those Republicans have no moral character. Looks like Rush simply doesn't respect the institution of marriage and just runs off and marries whoever he's screwing at the time.
I can't tell you how destructive this is to our nation's moral fiber when a popular figure like Rush tramples all over the basis of our civilization. How are all the poor little conservative children ever going to learn proper values when they are exposed to serial marriers like Rush? Its really the children we have to think about here and it is important that public figures live their lives -- suffering through a personal hell if necessary -- in order to maintain the proper image for the children.
Its all about the children, man. I say that because, unlike some people I could name, I am someone with the right values. Jesus loves me. But Rush? I don't know.
Rush better watch out or he'll end up sucking Satan's cock in Hell like Ron Reagan is right this very moment.
So that's why Margaret Thatcher had trouble standing up today.
Boondocks was doing a bunch of strips on finding Condi a husband. hmmm....
I Blame Gay Marriage, Too
Seriously. After Rush and Marta announced that they're divorcing - end of 3rd marriage for both, they spoke privately to a source who is a friend of a friend.
They said Rush is still seriously SuperCuts**. Marta says she's so used to being a beard, she's "just looking for a nice gay boyfriend with a decent income to marry and cover for again. And I'm *not* a drama queen."
Rush said changing his name back to Jeff Christie and moving near the Denny's where his maid acquired Oxycontin(R) for him last year is "not a sign of anything." But the FOAF says he read about the gay marriages and yearns to breathe free with a MOTAS. Whatever that means.
**SuperCuts (adj.). Cake-boyish. The quality of being a disco-dancin' Streisand-ticket-holding friend of Dorothy. Of or about a status as a "confirmed bachelor." cf. 'AWOL SuperCuts': too cowardly to join the Log Cabin Club.
"Coulter for wife #4"
two wordS: BIRTH CONTROL!!!
I have two other words; INVOLUNTARY STERILIZATIION.
I don't blame gay marriage, Atrios. I blame leftwing elitist intellectuals, people with "elaborate" educations, and French-looking Democrats.
Imagine being married to Rush Limbaugh. Eeee-uuu-w!!
I heard the Nooner is planning on flinging herself into the burial plot
it would just be so keen.
in re The Fool's comment [7:37]-Ronald Reagan is in neither Heaven nor Hell-he's being reincarnated as a child on AFDC.
Heh. This is gooooood. Remember how these self-righteous fools used to predict that Big Dog would divorce Hillary after he got out of the White House? Mallard Filmore even did a strip about it. Well, hey clowns, the Clinton marriage is still going strong and your spokesidiot for family values is getting dumped by Wife Number Three. Ha ha ha.
Must be that Rushola is a big fat ol gay. The ones that attack the gays are always the closet cases. The marriages are always for show, and the divorces follow when the boys being brought home turn out to be crab-infested thieves tweaking on crystal.
If he has any body hair, he might be in the gay sub-class of 'bears'. If you close your eyes you can see him in open-crotch leather pants, nipple clips on a flabby chest with fat rolling over a leather belt, all topped up with a daddy-hat.
I'll bet Marta signs a beeyooteeful shut-yer-trap agreement when the divorce is final.
But a book might make her even more...
Why would anyone think the nazi hippo is really off drugs? You get massively hooked on hillbilly heroin, do an easy 3 at some sunny rehab, and *poof* you're clean to stay?
I've got a Reagan retrospective to sell you...
fuck him, the raging phony...
"in re The Fool's comment [7:37]-Ronald Reagan is in neither Heaven nor Hell-he's being reincarnated as a child on AFDC."
In Mississippi.
Ronnie's dead and Rush is gettin divorced and now I heard that Bush raped a black woman is now banging Condi on the side and has her locked up somewhere. Oh shit, I can't take this crap anymore-I'm just gonna take this here pistol, put it up against my head like this and BOOM...
OT: WTF is up with the networks calling the funeral/burial a "Final Farewell" for Reagan? Doesn't a farewell, by definition, connote finality?
sekmet-are you admitting you READ "Mallard Filmore"?
If you close your eyes you can see him in open-crotch leather pants, nipple clips on a flabby chest with fat rolling over a leather belt, all topped up with a daddy-hat.
JimPortlandOR | Email | Homepage | 06.11.04 - 7:45 pm | #
You asshole. I did my damnedest to fight it, too.
OT: I don't know what to make of these.
Doesn't a farewell, by definition, connote finality?
Buh-bye already!
Speaking of funerals and definitions, how about "pre-planning your funeral" as seen on a billboard. What? You're planning to plan?
This shouldn't be in the politics section of the paper - it should be in the entertainment section.
JimPortOr, that was uncalled for-I, and everyone who read that, feel very, very queasy right now.
Heh. This is gooooood. Remember how these self-righteous fools used to predict that Big Dog would divorce Hillary after he got out of the White House? Mallard Filmore even did a strip about it. Well, hey clowns, the Clinton marriage is still going strong and your spokesidiot for family values is getting dumped by Wife Number Three. Ha ha ha.
Bill and Hillary have outlasted Howard and Allison Stern, Rudy Guiliani and Donna Hanover, even -- unbelievably -- John and Rebecca Romjin-Stamos.
Let's all remember that Marta was married when Rush met her, and was not yet divorced when they began living in sin.
I miss the sanctity of marriage.
A "daddy hat"?
"Boondocks was doing a bunch of strips on finding Condi a husband. hmmm...."
Wicked. But I think Condi's holding out for that Dubya action.
Wait a minute--Reagan announced his alzheimers ten years ago--Rush gets married for a third time ten years ago--Reagan dies ten years later--Rush files for divorce ten years later--decade=decadent=hedonist=onist=onan=whack job.
Gotta go do laundry. Bye.
+++
Oh sweet, sweet shadenfraun (SP)...
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oh I love to laugh.
Miss A - Loved the "All My Heroes Have Been Cowboys" button!
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW! Crack me the hell up.
OT but...
What does IOKIYAR mean????
Many possible interpretations here...
"Ann Coulter for wife #4"
when will you people stop! For the last time: RUSH IS NOT GAY!
It Only Kounts If You're A Rethuglican .
Grieving Rush Limbaugh Hurls Self Into Reagan's Grave
Nancy Reagan Available At 82
.
Crab-infested thieves tweaking on crystal need love.
And Rush is there to provide it.
Deanocrat: see Atticus at 7:35 above. I'm still trying to get that vision from JimPortOr out of my head-will drugs help?
Ok, someone clue me in, is Jeff Christie his real name?
I Only Know If You Are Retarded?
TY, dittohaid. It was better trying to make sense out of IOKIYAR than the vision presented by JimPortOr, that's for sure....
Again, I don't care if Rush got divorced fifteen times.
That's not the point. I know several decent human beings who have been divorced once, twice, or even three times.
It's Rush's ridiculing of "librul's" and our supposed lack of "family values" that make his own marital failures fair game.
Same thing with the military service issue--I really don't care that Rush skated on 'Nam because of a really, really, REALLY painful boil on his ass, or Dick Cheney didn't go because he had "better things to do." That's their business, and I'm glad I was too young to get drafted for Viet Nam. But, having chosen not to go, they have NO FUCKING BUSINESS questioning the patriotism of people who CHOSE to go, like Kerry.
And the fuck of it is, lots of right-wingers cannot see that as hypocrisy. I have a Republican brother-in-law with whom I've discussed these issues many times, and he honestly sees nothing wrong with the (now thrice) divorced Rush ranting about liberals and family values, or Rush, with his "butt boil" exemption, ragging on Kerry's patriotism.
It's like they have some sort of cognitive shortcoming, some faculty that never got developed. It's truly bizarre.
He's wife shopping.
the only insult in implying rush might be gay is to god-fearing patriotic gay people everywhere, so please stop besmirching them by associating them with pillbag.
and as for sucking cocks in hell - okay, i know it's supposed to be some sort of divine vengeance, but - doesn't it kinda sound a little...titillating? like something on the cutting room floor from scorpio rising or something...anyway, i doubt there is anything involving either sexual congress or eating in eternal punishment for someone like RL, as he might enjoy it too much.
my idea of an appropriate vengeance upon RL is nothing more nor less than the very same pathetic life he must lead, day in and day out...brrr. nothing there to envy. instant karma's gonna getcha!!
**SuperCuts (adj.). Cake-boyish. The quality of being a disco-dancin' Streisand-ticket-holding friend of Dorothy. Of or about a status as a "confirmed bachelor." cf. 'AWOL SuperCuts': too cowardly to join the Log Cabin Club.
This, I love. The cake-boyish are my people.
___
Next wife for Big Pharma's gotta be Bo Derek, innit?
OK, mebbe Miss Bo isn't quite "right," so Big Pharma will have to go beard shopping here.
I can't think of a better way for Rush to honor Ronald Reagan than by announcing his latest divorce.
Same thing with the military service issue--I really don't care that Rush skated on 'Nam because of a really, really, REALLY painful boil on his ass, or Dick Cheney didn't go because he had "better things to do." That's their business, and I'm glad I was too young to get drafted for Viet Nam. But, having chosen not to go, they have NO FUCKING BUSINESS questioning the patriotism of people who CHOSE to go, like Kerry.
Especially given that Rush, Cheney, the boy king, and the rest of the chickenhawk coop that endlessly attacks non-Republicans supported the fucking war. They just wanted other people to fight it for them.
My father who lives in serious rethug land (Oklamotherland) and is major down the conservative road told me last week that he has grown tired of am talk radio and would like to listen to music. I listened to rush once for 2 minutes and I was ready for any kind of music even rap-is-crap. Could this be the beginning of the end of-let me tell you how to think and live am talk radio? Rush is all you get out in the fly-over states and maybe they are starting to get sick of it.
My best guess is that, having kicked opiates, he wwanted to start having sex again. Yecch.
http://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/
Buffy is a Rethug!?!?! Ohhh, my world is falling apart!
Separate bedrooms? Shoot, they had separate friggin' houses.
Atticus
So did Churchill and his wife, and they never understood why anyone was surprised. He didn't want her in his house rearranging things and redecorating. She didn't want him with his cigar smoke and his pol buddies drinking all night. Makes sense.
I don't blame all those gays so much as I blame him being a fat, hate-filled, pig-ugly-looking mother fucking drug addict ... but that's just me.
Wanted. I really gotta start proofreading. . .
The little dance i am doing in my cubicle is called the Schadenfreude
Oh, David E., even crab-infested thieves tweaking on crystal deserve better than Rush. [and can DO better]
Slap the bitch!!
I was ready for any kind of music even rap-is-crap
Hey, now, not all rap is crap.
FREEPERS - Limbaugh Announces End of 10-Year Marriage
once you get soberand show your true a-hole ways to your wife....
but good call on the gay mariage
i dunno about the whole "ann coulter for wife number four"
she just seems like such a nasty hack that she wouldn't just make someone go limp, she'd cause a man to experience a full penile retraction
if i see her picuture or hear her voice, my junk crawls right back up into my abdomen,
frankly,
if i was Flushbo, i'd be back on the pills in a heartbeat before i even entertained that notion
Marta is a very ambitious woman. She tried to start her own magazine for awhile, and may hold literary ambitions, which should be encouraged. A memoir of her marriage to Rush would be enlightening.
Which is why I expect that Rush and his lawyers will give Marta anything she wants in the divorce if she consents to a confidentiality agreement.
Rush is a great American. I wish him well with Wife #4.
So Rush really wanted Donovan McNabb to score on him? He has a thing for Black/Brown studs glazing his donut shaped self while Marta went shopping?Damn this like something on the Chapelle show!
More bad news for oxypigboy
In a blow for President Bush's re-election chances in November, 53 percent of Americans said it had not been worth going to war while 43 percent believed it had been, according to the Los Angeles Times poll.
The newspaper said it was the first time one of its surveys had found a majority saying the war was not worthwhile.
thank the baby jesus that slob produced no proginy. it's bad enough the drunken cheerleader was allowed to breed.
Uuwww, and I'd rather have sex with that guy Lurch on the Addams Family than Rush the Limpinator. Always wanting be to blow him-like I could ever find it in all that floppy skin.
Jello,
I'm getting in late in the game, and I'm slightly OT by now, but Dr. Phil isn't actually a right-wing moralizer. A know-it-all pain in the ass, yes. But he actually SPOKE OUT AGAINST THE WAR, even though his nephew is/was over there. So he gets at least that much credit. He's DEFINITELY no Dr. Laura; one of his favorite (read: overused) phrases is, "I would never ask you to substitute my judgment for your onw." Plus, he's funny, which she NEVER is. She's just a nutjob with a Ph D in physiology (a.k.a. "gym"), whereas he's a real live bonafide shrink (Ph D psychology).
FAVORITE FREEPER POST SO FAR -
I noticed that he spent several minutes discussing Dr. Laura Schlessinger's latest book, "The Proper Care And Feeding Of Husbands." Clearly, it had struck a chord with him, and the example of Nancy Reagan, whose devotion appears to have been in concert with the theme of the book, might have triggered this announcement.
Perhaps this is too personal, but I bought the book for my wife after her promise to read it, and the last time I saw it was under the couch, covered with dust. I will keep my 39-year vows, but I can understand those who might not.
95 posted on 06/11/2004 3:43:31 PM PDT by MainFrame65
Morbidly obese, pin-pricked, felony-committing, ass-boil-overexaggerating, draft dodging, loudmouth busybody closet-case chickenhawk hypocrite---
"Rush is a great American."
GWB
Takes one to know one.
Let's see. The Clintons and the Frankens are still on their first marriages, even after decades. But we're supposed to be taking moral instruction from this guy?
Rush is now free to marry Sean Hannity.
Wait, he's against that. They can shack up, then.
Rough week for cons, ain't it?
Look out ladies! Rush is on the market again. I can't imagine that he has any game to get the ladies. If I had his money, I wouldn't need game either.
Rush is now free to marry Sean Hannity.
Wait, he's against that. They can shack up, then.
Rough week for cons, ain't it?
Ot, but very important:
Sibel Edmonds update:
Sibel-Edmonds was awaiting a June 14 court hearing to determine if she can publicly tell the full story of intelligence failures over the 9/11 attacks. The U.S. government wants her knowledge to remain a state secret. Judge Reggie Walton has now called off the hearing --no reason cited, and no future date scheduled. The fourth time he's done this in past two years. Sibel Edmonds will hold a press conference with Daniel Ellsberg at 3rd & Const. Ave. on Monday, June 14, at 9:30 AM in front of the Court.
For those not familiar:
The Riggs scandal dovetails with Sibel Edmonds' allegations very nicely.I wonder if it's even possible to release that info. I think the problem is that almost EVERYONE would be implicated. It's like a mutually assured destruction arrangement, with everybody having something devastating on everyone else.If you're familiar with BCCI, it was a similar deal...both parties, bigshots from all over the place...everybody who was anybody, just about, was in bed with those folks.Good ol' Senator Lurch Kerry had to work his ass off to get that investigation going, and although his final report was admirable it never led to anything much on the legal front.And wasn't the m.a.d. thesis straight out of the President Reagan era, But she can't tell us or will she? Riggs Bank was fined $25 million for a "willful, systemic" violation of anti-money-laundering laws. Meanwhile, the Bush administration provided "no funding for the new National Terrorist Asset Tracking Center. President Bush's uncle Jonathan Bush was appointed CEO of Riggs Bank's investment arm in May of 2000.
I usually wouldn't gloat about anyone getting a divorce -- but if Bill & Hillary went that route -- I do believe Rush would mock them 24/7.
*
I think oxy was hoping for j lo, but waited a week too long.
Uncle Scam- I fear Sibel will probably soon commit suicide with four rounds to the back of her head with a bolt action rifle.
Sibel Edmonds will hold a press conference with Daniel Ellsberg at 3rd & Const. Ave. on Monday, June 14, at 9:30 AM in front of the Court.
Maybe he'll give her some tips on patriotic disclosure?
I wonder if she can be deported? I she
an American citizen? Does anybody know?
"And the fuck of it is, lots of right-wingers cannot see that as hypocrisy. I have a Republican brother-in-law with whom I've discussed these issues many times, and he honestly sees nothing wrong with the (now thrice) divorced Rush ranting about liberals and family values, or Rush, with his "butt boil" exemption, ragging on Kerry's patriotism.
It's like they have some sort of cognitive shortcoming, some faculty that never got developed. It's truly bizarre"
Casper:
To be a "conservative", you must be able to hold two completely contrdictory thoughts at the same time--and believe BOTH are true. I can't take credit for that, and I can't remember where I first read it, but it rings truer every day.
Jim: I will need an extended therapy session with Mr. John Daniels before I will be able to purge that image and sleep. Jeebus.
Selah.
"Perhaps this is too personal, but I bought the book for my wife after her promise to read it, and the last time I saw it was under the couch, covered with dust. I will keep my 39-year vows, but I can understand those who might not."
What needs not be said in Freeperville, of course is this: "I can understand those who might not . . . as long as they're Republicans! Liberals, however, want to destroy the institution of marriage in America!"
OT: Ronnie's hearse just passed OJ's white bronco going the other way on a CA freeway. Get him in the ground, already.
From Bernstein's Candide:
Marriage, boy, is such a joy,
So happy a condition,
That many wish no better than
To wed as often as they can
In happy repetition.
i still think i'm missing something. i thought there was pretty clear evidence(emails) that limbaugh was buying shitloads of oxycontin from his maid. it didn't seem like he had to go "doctor shopping", so i don't see why the prosecutors are focusing on that.
OK, MY favorite quote about the Rush divorce from Freeperville":
"sorry to hear this... this is going to cost him a bundle."
Ha ha ha!
Not, "sorry another marriage in America is breaking up"!
Not, "sorry for the pain Rush must be going through"!
Not, "sorry for the bad example Rush is setting for America"!
No, we have "sorry Rush is gonna have to part with some serious coin! That bitch!"
Christ, it would be funny if it weren't so sad.
The Rush to divorce is obviously for the purpose of freeing Rush up to marry his ex-housekeeper-- who would then be prohibited from testifying against him.
Hey, ya gotta consider all the possibilities.
Well, it was clear to anyone who was paying attention that Lamebrain's marriage was nothing more than a business relationship. (Marta-designed Rush neckties, anyone?) But it is also clear that these right wing oxy-contin wackos are, well, wackos.
So much for the sancti-titty of marriage.
I'll have to check in on "FreeRepublic.com" to see what the wackos have to say about their multiple adulterer. I don't expect to see much. Christians are so forgiving of their sinners.
It IS interesting that Rush LameBrain chose the day of the funeral of his icon Ronald "No-brain" Reagan to announce their divorce.
I wonder, if he is Catholic, will the Bishops deny him communion????
One day Rush will die and I hope it is a merely a tiny obituary in this Tallahassee paper.
The Freepers are blaming it all on her. Some are actually praising Rush for his "honesty" in getting divorced, as opposed to staying married for "show," like "some people we could mention." They also claim Rush never criticized other people for getting divorced.
Reading that Freeper thread is truly a glimpse into the most terrifying (but amusing) dementia.
(Shudders like the Burl Ives-voiced Snowman in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
The till death do us part kicks in because in order to be born gain one must have died first???
I noticed they'd been married for 10 years. I know in some celebrity marriages, the less wealthy spouse doesn't really start getting into some real coin until after a certain amount of time. This was an issue in the Tom Cruise / Nicole Kidman divorce, because she got a lot more money out of Tom if she'd been married to him for 10 years. (They settled privately, no way to tell what actually happened.)
I bet Marta's prenup says 10 years and she's getting out while the getting's good.
Guess Marta gave Rush his ten year anniversary gift.
Only thing better is if Marta decides to vote for Kerry.
Maybe Marta can write a quickie book that exposes windbag's secrets. Naw, he'll pay her off.
Marta-designed Rush neckties, anyone?
So much for "Blessed be the ties that bind..."
Before he acquires wife number four, maybe Rush should ask Bill and Hillary if they can give him any tips on how to make a marriage last. I'm sure that Bill in particular would be delighted to talk with him at length about marital longevity.
Or Jesse Jackson.
Ship Deserts Sinking Rat
If you close your eyes you can see him in open-crotch leather pants, nipple clips on a flabby chest with fat rolling over a leather belt, all topped up with a daddy-hat.
Just thought I'd keep that fresh in your minds
dammit, doug r, I was just about to go to sleep. now i won't be able to close my eyes for a month.
It was only Marta's torrid affair with Ray Charles that postponed the inevitable...
Rush was in a gay marriage before it was fashionable.
Once Rush got his hearing back, Marta couldn't smile and say "you little fucker" anymore. The new lack of open and honest communication put a real strain on the marriage.
Has anybody listened to this interview? It's a showstopper...(See last link)
Some here may or may not know of Sibel edmonds, FBI translator who blew the whistle on the 9/11 coverup. Here is an Interview: http://tinyurl.com/3hxj6 of her on May 7th. Well, AG Ashcroft has since that time gagged her here: http://tinyurl.com/3ghnx and had her info retroactively classifyied. Could she be refering to President Bush's uncle Jonathan Bush
and the Riggs Bank scandal and the $25 million fine for a "willful, systemic" violation of anti-money-laundering laws? Here: http://tinyurl.com/35qbg And if your so inclined you can as they say you can "follow the money" here: http://www.hound-dogs.com/cover_.../
coverstory.htm
But the latest is this: http://www.breakfornews.com/Sibe...bel-
Edmonds.htm
LATEST: Sibel Deniz Edmonds was awaiting a June 14 court hearing to determine if she can publicly tell the full story of intelligence failures over the 9/11 attacks. The U.S. government wants her knowledge to remain a state secret. Judge Reggie Walton has now called off the hearing --no reason cited, and no future date scheduled. The fourth time he's done this in past two years. Sibel Edmonds will hold a press conference with Daniel Ellsberg at 3rd & Const. Ave. on Monday, June 14, at 9:30 AM in front of the Court.
The Riggs bank scandal dovetails with Sibel Edmonds' allegations very nicely.I wonder if it's even possible to release that info. I think the problem is that almost EVERYONE would be implicated. It's like a mutually assured destruction arrangement, with everybody having something devastating on everyone else.If you're familiar with BCCI, it was a similar deal...both parties, bigshots from all over the place...everybody who was anybody, just about, was in bed with those folks.Good ol' Senator Lurch Kerry had to work his ass off to get that investigation going, and although his final report was admirable it never led to anything much on the legal front.And wasn't the m.a.d. thesis straight out of the President Reagan era? she can't tell us or will she?
I fear Sibel will probably soon commit suicide with four rounds to the back of her head with a bolt action rifle. I hope she has bodyguards and passed her info on to others to give after she gets whacked...
-Uncle $cam
P.S. Iran-contra never died...
"[Limbaugh] also accused one of the newspapers of trying to discredit him."
Gee, I thought he was doing a pretty good job all by himself.
oh HELL, now you put naked rush lameballs into my head.
also, I didn't give credit to veritas for his quote "I fear Sibel will probably soon commit suicide with four rounds to the back of her head with a bolt action rifle.
sorry, I was trying to post this info to many places to get it out there fast...oh, and tho answer my own question Sibel Edmonds is an A merican citizen.
That interview is just chilling...if you can listen to it by all means do.
Will Limbaugh now be one of those whose names are being dropped from the Florida voting lists?
Fucking hypocrite bastard....
Two words: anal warts.
Will Rick Perry now be pardner no. four?
Okay. I've been with my spouse for 12 years. In that time, we've weathered our share of modern-life storms - job losses, illnesses, shitty rental houses, being dirt scum broke, careers taking off, extended business trips, grueling work schedules, parental deaths, more job losses, a shitty house mortgaged to the hilt - but no matter what, we always managed to get through the toughest times and stick it out.
Marriage isn't always easy, but no matter how bad things got, neither of us got hooked on opiates.
I guess this "librul" is a little too old-fashioned for Rush's brand of "family values".
Clerance Thomas married Rush at his house.
HOW FUCKING BIIZZAARRE !!!!!
Marta musta met The Clenis!
What other explanation could there be?
Aieee! Rushbo with his equipment hanging out of his pants!! Thanks a lot, you, I was just about to go to bed with my fiance, and now I won't be able to do anything, not with that image indelibly burned in there! Talk about "loss of consortium"! Must...bleach...brain...
Funny thing over at Freeperville right now. Outraged post about protestors holding up "Reagan in Hell" signs in DC. Outraged comments about left wingers. Until someone noticed it is a protest by the Godhatesfags organization. Wonder how long the outrage about this right wing protest will last?
Looks like Farmer McChimpy has found another potential enrollee in his marriage school.
BTW, I thought having sex with sheep was the first that would happen after etting gays marry....
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Family values have taken another big hit this week besides Reagan dying — Rush Limbaugh has announced that his marriage is ending. Rush wouldn't speak on the matter himself, but his publicist said that Rush and his soon-to-be third ex-wife "mutually decided to end their marriage of 10 years" and have "separated pending an amicable resolution." I'm wondering if Ronnie's passing and the timing of his marriage breakup are not mere coincidence, because today on his "Reagan Funeral Coverage" program, Rush said, "I can imagine a number of you just freaking out over hearing that the most important reason Reagan had the confidence and courage to truly change the world was his wife but I, frankly, believe it." Now that Nancy's free, maybe Rush's lookin' to hook up with her.
Holy shit- Rush in a sports post at a forum last night, and POW - el divorce-o the next day-o.
Rush is now AWOL from sancitity of marriage...
And that was going to be his wedge issue all the way until election day.
Andrew Sullivan will meet him in the classifieds...
"Grieving Rush Limbaugh Hurls Self Into Reagan's Grave
Nancy Reagan Available At 82"
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Wrong!
"Rush Limbo chases a grieving Nancy. She hurls Into Reagan's Grave"
What makes everybody think PIGBOY's clean ??? Most junkees would rather do dope than have sex. His wife probably left him because she became sex starved. (on top of his hedious personality)
I hope she takes him for all she can. Maybe Piggyboy will have to live in a 5 million dollar house instead of a 24 million dollar house.
amicable=rush's money.
end of story.
What will we tell the kids? Actually, does Rush have kids? I sure as shit hope the fuck not.
thank the baby jesus that slob produced no proginy.
His sperm probably took one look around and decided to commit suicide.
So jefe, to answer your question, no.
From the Freeper Site:
The prosecutors are probably licking their chops over the end of spousal immunity.
Prosecutors, start your engines.
Thanx, and a tip of the hat to;
Moronic Brownshirt Freeper.
As pointed out above, how nice of Rush to honor Reagan's passing by announcing his divorce. Of course without Reagan's stint in the White House, we might not have Rush, Hannity, O'Reilly, et al spewing so much for the last few years. I heard one clip of Reagan telling some heckler to "SHUT UP", which along with other subtle hate slurs, inspired so many wingers to bring their "love" message out to all who would listen. I can't stand listening to any of them for more than a minute or two before I picture myself bitch-slapping them, yelling "WAKE UP ! GET A FRIGGIN CLUE !". sigh
Who here thinks this is some sort of pre-emptive move on Rush's part to set his ex-wife up?
What if she intends to testify against him concerning his drug use? What if there was some friction between the two that led her to reject her spousal right not to testify, which Rush realized he would have to destroy before she got to that point?
He makes it seem as if she is bitter and resentful cause of the divorse, making her testimony against him seemed biased, and unworthy of consideration by a jury?
MYOB'
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"Mega-dildoes!"
Oh Jeez, I almost pissed myself! Thanks Renato!
I hope she gets a large settlement, she certainly earned it.
PEACE!
ABB&B!!!
Jay In Oregon-ROTFLMAO!
I thought Mallard Fillmore was the most unfunniest comic ever (at first thought it was a parody of winger thought...... and "humor").....
But then I met Faithmouse....
If you close your eyes you can see him in open-crotch leather pants, nipple clips on a flabby chest with fat rolling over a leather belt, all topped up with a daddy-hat.
Oh
My
God.
Is there enough OxyContin to numb me from the pain of that image in my mind?
Let me send my congratulations to the happy woman.
There would have been a prenup but if she's lucky Clarence Thomas drew it up and it's as good as the rest of his legal work.
A few words of solace to conservatives during this hard time.
Oh, and may I suggest, Courtney Love as a new temporary life partner?
Oh, and may I suggest, Courtney Love as a new temporary life partner?
Courtney's eulogy at Kurt Cobain's memorial service was ringing in my ears during Reagan's funeral:
"Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
I'm a left-wing Christian who has been happily and faithfully married for 30 years. I'm tired of the rants from alledged fundamentalist Christians about marriage as if they own it.
I never heard it mentioned over the last week that Reagan had the historical distinction of being the first divorced President (leaving out Andrew Jackson who had interesting marriage issues and Kennedy who had a marriage annuled during WWII.) Why did an objective media not mention this unique tidbit? Perhaps because it would have soiled the "Nancy" story or been at odds with the party line?
There is considerable speculation that an affair with Nancy broke up the Jane Wyman marriage in the late 40's. And of course, Nancy was 2 months pregnant when the Reagans married in 1952. (The Ronald Reagan/Nancy Davis relationship had been going on for 3-4 years before the marriage. Is it a mystery why there was a marriage when a pregnancy was discovered? Can this be explained by saying "that's show business"?)
I'm not on a crusade about divorce; I'm very fortunate that I'm not in the 50% of marriages that fail group. I am on a crusade about hypocrisy. I assure you that had a Democratic President died; his marriage history would have been discussed in detail every 30 minutes.
I'm a left-wing Christian who has been happily and faithfully married for 30 years. I'm tired of the rants from alledged fundamentalist Christians about marriage as if they own it.
I never heard it mentioned over the last week that Reagan had the historical distinction of being the first divorced President (leaving out Andrew Jackson who had interesting marriage issues and Kennedy who had a marriage annuled during WWII.) Why did an objective media not mention this unique tidbit? Perhaps because it would have soiled the "Nancy" story or been at odds with the party line?
There is considerable speculation that an affair with Nancy broke up the Jane Wyman marriage in the late 40's. And of course, Nancy was 2 months pregnant when the Reagans married in 1952. (The Ronald Reagan/Nancy Davis relationship had been going on for 3-4 years before the marriage. Is it a mystery why there was a marriage when a pregnancy was discovered? Can this be explained by saying "that's show business"?)
I'm not on a crusade about divorce; I'm very fortunate that I'm not in the 50% of marriages that fail group. I am on a crusade about hypocrisy. I assure you that had a Democratic President died; his marriage history would have been discussed in detail every 30 minutes.
Jane Wyman and Marta Limburger are both right!!!
I'm only on the second page of the Freeper comments and I'm laughing my fucking ass off. My favorite: "What business is it of ours? Why can't people just leave them alone?" Hee hee hee hee hee *snerk*. What goes around truly comes around.
Blaargh!!
I'm hungry for man candy. No more Marta stank for the ol' Maha Rushdie...
I want to toss me some Hannity salad while huffing $2.50 a gallon gas from a rag formally used as Reagan's diaper.
I'm on loan from god and ready for some hot NAMBLA action.
Blaargh!!
Forget about Rush and Coulter. I think it's going to be Rush and Bill Bennett! (They can split a dominatrix!)
Rush just wants to stay one step ahead of Jennifer Lopez.
Marta has explained that it has always been a 'sexless" marriage. Seems Rush has this little penis problem-he can't find it.
Meanwhile, this just in-finally something has been determined and gained consensus that can be given Reagan's name. It's shit. In like, "I'm gonna go take a Reagan" or "Boy, your garage is full of Reagan" or "Could you sell me some of that good Reagan that you've got?" It's sweeping the nation and will overcome the English language unless someone decides to ditch the whole concept and instead use: Bush.
I seem to remember reading that Rush was having a sexual relationship with the same maid he was buying his smack from. I'm not sure if it was romantic or business (if the later--now that is what I call service). Apparently she has evidence of both the sex and the drugs on tape. I think this was in some tabloid, but I think they were the first to break the story. Not sure if the new details are real or tabloid embellishment.
Apparently Marta preferred junky Rush to "sober" Rush. Some people get nicer when they sober up, others get meaner. Guess which one Jeff Christie is.
"in re The Fool's comment [7:37]-Ronald Reagan is in neither Heaven nor Hell-he's being reincarnated as a child on AFDC."
In Mississippi.
GWPDA
...and he's black...
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