I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
don't think the link is working.
Broken picture link. 12:44 PDT
broken boobies!
give me boobies, or give me broken links...
Ouch. Broken boobies just sounds painful.
Link fixed! Great boobies Woot
Best boobies yet. Most excellent wÒÓ†!
Nice boobies.
Woot, bud, if you weren't a man I'd kiss you . . . 
Kerry Boobies. Collect 'em ALL!
nice ones...
That's the coolest of the cool, in terms of boobies.
Booby for Secretary of Transportation!
(Let's see Lucianne steal this one . . . )
what are those kerry boobies doing without their bras, er, boobie helmets?
What is that jumping out of Big John's pants?
I hate to point out the obvious, but this is a Kerry boobie, not Kerry boobies. I think wÒÓ† owes us a boobie.
It's oddly mesmerizing.
Well done.
Did the page disappear for anyone else? I can only see the left column.
Very nice.
In the same vein:
Non Sequitur - Mission Accomplished
Is that a boobie popping out of your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
Whoa.
The next President of the United States is not wearing a helmet.
What a booby. That's all we need. Head Wound Kerry in the WH. :0)
Is that Fafnir's motorcycle they're usin?
OT: Now that Rep. Herseth is in the House, wouldn't Dorris Haddock look great in the Senate?
Beautiful work. My four year-old likes it too!
jac: Who said Woot is a man?
And jmac is absolutely correct. Woot owes us a boobie.
And while Woot's taking orders, I like it best when you can see their feet.
"What's the matter? You've seen one, you've seen them all!"
"Yes but this one's eating my popcorn!"
A nice pair.
Kerry can ride a motorcycle. I hope, if only to avoid another state funeral, that Bush stays off of one.
It is a grand old American tradition to have a booby as Vice President. Good pick, Kerry!
Papoon, Papoon for President
There is no one to Blame
Papoon for our chief President
You Know He's not Insane
Clap clap clap!
A sheriff's motocycle? Hmmmm ... I's just a leetle suspicious of dis one .... boobies notwithstanding.
Cool boobie shades!
I echo the belief that we're at least a boobie short....
Thanks woot
Are we to have Easy Rider in the White House?
Kerry can ride a motorcycle. I hope, if only to avoid another state funeral, that Bush stays off of one
I think we could handle another State funeral.
Who said Woot is a man?
Because he has referred to Mrs. Woot in the past.
(Yeah yeah yeah, there could be two Mrs. Woots...)
Not that it matters.
I like the way the booby's sunglasses pop off for a second there at the end of each bounce. Nice!
Oops! JFK better start haulin' ass...Rolling Thunder are right behind him.
He had a Har-lee Duby-san when he was in 'Nam. Did you know he was in 'Nam?
It's true! Just ask him.
Who said Woot is a man?
Because I am Woot. Just as I am Atrios.
Seriously, some of the booby links point to a "MrWoot" directory. And there have been a couple of references here.
But other than that, I have no evidence that Woot is a man, or a woman, or a dog. Woot is curiously reticent (as is the booby) to actually post words here
Despite all the remarks about his looks, Kerry is a lot better looking than the puffy, weenie, faced, George W.
He looks more like a bar fly every time they show a new picture of him. He's drinking again.
Aflac!
I also remember a reference to baby woot. So we can hope for another generation boobies.
I think I'll send him turkee if he'll just get rid of that ugly-ass pink tie! Does the man own other ties?
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bitchin' boobies Woot.
"Who said Woot is a man?"
Woot transcends sexuality.
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OT, anyone want to see evidence that George W. is comming unglued?
Ranting, enemies lists, orders to "fuck over" his political enemies...
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/
a...icle_4636.shtml
Don't know exactly how to take it but it seems plausible to me.
jri: "What is that jumping out of Big John's pants?"
with sunglasses too!
and a beak (yeek)!
Clinton's Portrait to Be Unveiled Monday
Oh God, that is awesome.
Is it just me, or does the boobyshot only cycle once? I want more booby!
brilliant.
I'd like to point out that woot has to be a man, no woman is that interested in boobies unless she's an ornithologist.
aimai
There's a new sheriff comin' to town!
If Kerry doesn't fall down and go boom, at least we'll know he is aware of the balance in nature that Bush doesn't.
regards
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Yer biker crowd is a rather conservative Republican-voting (or non-voting) bunch.
A "Christian" fundamentalist trailer-trash Sturgis-attending tatoo-sporting Rove-target I work with was quite excited by Kerry's Harley ride onto Jay Leno's set.
This could be good for President Kerry.
Saving endangered species one bird at a time.
AP - Former Washington Mayor Marion Barry, whose political career survived a drug arrest and prison sentence, announced Saturday he is running for the city council.
Kerry has to get on his bike, get back on the Interstate, put it in gear, and start pushing the speed limit NOW.
The subtext behind all of the "Reagan ended the Cold War" propaganda is that Iraq is another Poland or Czech Republic and that to question Bush's policies in Iraq is the moral equivalent of questioning Reagan's policies towards Eastern Europe.
And the media is going along displaying one greatful Slav after another (Walesa, Gorbachev, I'm sure Havel's in there somewhere) thanking Ronnie for his freedom.
Kerry has to start working now to redefine the terms of the debate. Come on John. Get the check and let's get back on the road. The kids are waiting in the car.
Just who is: Wööt?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Why aren't there any Bush boobies? Is it because John "Crisco Kid" Ashcroft hates boobies?
So, when Condi gets fired/indicted, can we see a Tit in a wringer from Woot?
I hope!
Or maybe a Tern for the Worse?
It's a beaut, woot.
Atrios: off topic but you gotta see it. Jodi Wilgoren has goren insane.
The lede from her piece in today's Times:
"Like a caged hamster, Senator John Kerry is restless on the road."
Seriously. I'm not making this up.
Cheers,
wb
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Atrios: off topic but you gotta see it. Jodi Wilgoren has goren insane.
Am I missing something? It looks like nothing more than a basic fluff piece.
i wish he was wearing a helmet.
Wow! Kerry smiling and all. We could have a race: Bush on the bicycle and Kerry on the motorbike. Imagine the ties flapping in the wind!
OT:
This is surreal... Drudge's main headline is that the sun set on time yesterday. It's been up since then I think.
with hair like kerry's, you don't need a helmet. it cushions your fall.
that 60 year old man looks pretty damn cool. and so does his boobie.
{acilp}
Where is his helmet? Where is his passenger's helmet? Is that booby secured properly or is it just flopping around strapless?
It's all fun and boobies until motorcycle irresponsibility gets someone hurt!
{/alex co'burn insufficiently leftist patrol}
I'm conflicted. Love the shades, but I always love when you can see the eye blink too.
Kisses to woot!
"I think I'll send him turkee if he'll just get rid of that ugly-ass pink tie! Does the man own other ties?"
Oh please God, make it soon! A nice foulard, maybe a giddy paisley, even a pink and blue STRIPE, but Jeeze Louise (NB MinnieB9) something, anything besides that damn pink tie!
Did you know that boobies don't booby in Mozilla? That's not nice. To have to shift over to the anti-christ browser to see bobbing bobbies? Not nice.
Getch yer motor runnin'...
I'd like to point out that woot has to be a man, no woman is that interested in boobies unless she's an ornithologist.
Hello. I don't believe we've met.
Hell, I know some women who're damn interested in boobies. My buddy Beth is worse than most guys when it comes to pointing out buxom lasses. "Dude, look at the tits on that chick" and everyone looks at me like it's my fault.
SWR:
Well, yeah, I think you're missing something. It's a flawed analogy, for one - how many hamsters do you know take their cages out for a spin? - and it's a way peculiar thing for a beat reporter in a national paper to say about her subject. I'll be ok with it if the next Bush* profile begins with, say, "Like a rabid ferret, George Bush* [your banality goes here]," but what are the odds of that?
Cheers,
wb
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*if that's his real name
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Well, yeah, I think you're missing something. It's a flawed analogy, for one - how many hamsters do you know take their cages out for a spin?
Yeah, it was a silly first sentence but the rest of the article was a more or less pro-Kerry puff piece.
You know, I think it's bad form to talk about anything but "boobies" in this thread. Sorry.
MoonGate update: It now turns out that Curt Weldon gave three different lies about not being involved with Moon's coronation. For those of you following this.
No, I am not referring to Ultima III.
My 81 year old mom just called & reported Edwards is the VP. Did she scoop you hotshots?
GWPDA-
Boobies work fine on my mozilla-firefox
browser-what version are you using? I hate that you have to use the spawn of
evil to enjoy w00ts fine work.
take it easy,
kent
Always wear your bra on your bike, or your boobies will flap in the breeze!
Boobies for Kerry!
Finally, something that is real, solid and obviously totally irresponsible.
Bush and company can now spend endless hours flogging Kerry over his lack of a helmet. Hannity can go ballistic and credit it to a anti-american commie loving movement. Rush can lose some of the heat over his family values and Cheney can actually say that is something he definitely would not do. What do you want America? A lying, cruel and mean spirited administration who not only cannot say Mea Culpa but do not know the meaning of the phrase or this liberal dare devil who hangs it on the edge and lets the wind blow through hair laughing arrogantly at the Texas Helmet laws as well as those of other states. Well I can tell you I going with the former. Obviously this one indiscretion shows us the true face of Kerry. What next? Is he riding a Harley or one of them Japanese imitators? Just plain unamerican...
With hair like that..it is your helmet.
Did you know that boobies don't booby in Mozilla?
Mozilla browsers have a setting that allow you to let the animation cycle once, repeat as indicated in the file, or not animate at all.
It looks Booby-licious in my Firefox.
I'd like to point out that woot has to be a man, no woman is that interested in boobies unless she's an ornithologist.
Hello. I don't believe we've met.
monica_nyc
I haven't been this crushed since Melissa Etheridge came out.
Hmmm, that boobie looks an awful lot like Sparky, the Wonder Penguin.
Woot, you done out damn done did yourself. Again. Best thing I've seen all week.
ahh, i think we need to thank arnie for all this fun.
and i do think we need something to pop out of georgie pics. what would be bad to lurk around him? vultures? pink elephants?
how about a chimp to be with the big chimp.
i do think we need something to pop out of georgie pics. what would be bad to lurk around him?
Out driving earlier I saw a heart-warming bumper sticker from bettybowers.com:
"Repent And Reload.
GOP - Party of the Apocalypse."
How about an angel of vengeance coming of Saddam's gun - in the Oval Office?
I know, I know - too close to reality to be real parody.
Damn it, haloscan ate our ideas for "bush wooties".
Try
-something like a camel spider crawling out of the crack in Dick Cheney's mouth.
-Wolfowitz's ears flap back and forth like an elephant's.
-a "flip-book" progression between the stranger of W's facial expressions (he has a lot of them, the best he ever looks is insolent).
kent - jac
I had the Privacy setting at 'never' - thanks for reminding me that never isn't always forever. Now, I am free of the A-C IE! Heaven.
Cuddly, cute, smart, stalwart and handsome .
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The next President of the United States, rock on .
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anyone know where I can find the last booby? It says bandwidth exceeded on it.
"Bush and company can now spend endless hours flogging Kerry over his lack of a helmet."
No, no--it's them Republicans who love to bash those nanny nancy boy helmet laws.
For example, if George Bush fell down and smashed his whole head open, it would not appreciably decrease his intelligence. But the rocks from his head might roll out on the road, causing hazards for other drivers.
Love the booby and the bouncing booby shades, and the guy the booby is riding with ain't bad either. Guess he didn't want to get helmet-head - with that hair it would look really weird.
I wouldn't want to see Woot's whimsy wasted on W. The sad fact is, W just isn't funny in that way. He's too horrible to be funny. Maybe a long time from now I can laugh about him, like I can laugh about "Springtime for Hitler" in "The Producers." Satire, ridicule, derision -- yes, those are appropriate for W, but I'd be sad to see Woot's sweetly zany animations applied to creepy criminals like Bush and Cheney.
cat, cf bush vs chimp.
Did you guys notice that Kerry has only 4 or 5 ties and he just keeps repeating them? Good thing too, since his Hermes ties apparently cost $150 a piece.
Thanks to undersec. kei and sec. yuri, I now have seen innocent chimpanzees insulted by side-by-side comparisons to W. Very funny, if you're not a chimp! Since I'm not, I got a good laugh out of it - thanks for the link.
Another site with a name on this theme is Smirkingchimp.com, which is on my daily visit list.
Did you guys notice that Kerry has only 4 or 5 ties and he just keeps repeating them? Good thing too, since his Hermes ties apparently cost $150 a piece.
This is good, this is thrifty, a good trait in a chap.
BUT NOT THE DAMN PINK ONES. Pink, as At+vowels and the rest can attest, is for girls. Let it be. Yellow is good. Blue, olive, grape, ivory, puce, steel, shimmery lavender - but give up the pink. It's not enough for me to not vote, but c'mon - the boobies prefer other shades.
GWPDA, I agree with you on pink ties.
Also, Kerry should get some striped ties - not the wide stripes, but the latest ones with narrow stripes. They will go well with his lean physique. And get some polka dots too.
Also, stay away from those hideous horizontal bar ties. We had this Reichian theory that part of why those ties (which, along with those hideous two-tone shirts [blue with white collar], are sort of the Wall Street Nazi uniform), are so ugly: they are a kind of representation of the blocking of the Orgön (there is a channel of chi right there going down the sternum). Of course a mammophobe like Ashcroft would love the idea of frustrating and letting wither the flow...
kei and Yuri - you are right.
Horizontal bar ties are a no, no.
They should be outlawed. So hideous.
But narrow cross stripes are in.
Hey, Kerry; Win one for the GIFfer!
There's gotta be a cabinet-level post in there somewhere. Booby General? Secratery of wOOt?
Not to mention a new line of ultrahip clothing. First there was tha Alligator, then the Frog. Coming soon to a far-too-hip clothing store near you...The Booby? (With cool shades, of course.)
goober is right, if kerry wins, he owes ya. sunglasses are tres chic touch. now if i could just figure out how to use the exraction commands, hmmm.
by the way, best one yet, as usual.
Okay I've asked before, but what the h-e-double-hcokey-sticks is this? what's the story behind this, because without any story as to why this should be amusing, it just looks... dumb.
Oh, no, I love the pink tie! You know what that pink tie tells this middle-aged suburban matron? That pink tie tells me that the man wearing it is secure in his masculinity. He doesn't need to go prancing around on flight decks to prove anything. He doesn't have to scorn the French to prove he's a man. He doesn't have to make a jolly little war to prove he's a man. Cause he already knows he's one. Any man who can ride a Harley wearing a pink tie is a MAN (she said with her best bluesy growl).
i do think we need something to pop out of georgie pics. what would be bad to lurk around him?
How about a booze bottle? Boozies anyone?
Cute Woot. Very cute. In the immortal words of the late Ray Charles: "Hit the road, Jack..." Looks like that's what that booby's done.
Best. Boobies. Yet.
A.
Weldon Berger 6.12.04 @5:42 pm: you make me feel like 'Helga come lately! I agree with you re Wilgoren's article which I've just emailed to atrios: Jodi has gone insane! One really wonders what the corporate owners of the NYT hope to gain from GWB's re(s)election ...
"this liberal dare devil who hangs it on the edge and lets the wind blow through hair laughing arrogantly at the Texas Helmet laws as well as those of other states"
Massachusetts would be one of those states. So I think Wöö† has given us a proper pair of boobies. Just two different species.
Didja notice that Kerry's sunglasses match the sunglasses on his boobie?
Pink, as At+vowels and the rest can attest, is for girls. Let it be.
quoting Monica-NYC:
Hello, I don't believe we've met.
Bite me.
Mmmmmmm! wOOty goodness! That boobie has Georgia on his mind. Long live Ray!
Thanks wOOt--you have raised the boobie bar once again!
Well, the man DOES look handsome, which makes for a nice change. And yes, Sarah, he should have a helmet. But I fear that would detract from this recently-revealed handsomeness. And excellent booby. Now John, get your hawg and your booby over to Ohio and do some pressing of the flesh.
The recently rediscovered, ever controversial,
Lewinsky Boobie!!!
(please, John, No Stains Left Behind!)
I think John Kerry is gay for wearing a pink tie all the time. What a faggot! I bet he and John Edwards got a little pink twinkie thing going there eh!! Kerry just needs to sit down, or just go away.
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