HULK SMASH!!!
Fool me frist, shame on......
Won't get fristed again.
Nice.
WTF? Is this supposed to be a joke? Cause it is!
It takes less muscles to smile than to frown, but it takes even less muscles to do the Cheney sneer.
Looks like Bush is pandering to the Tinky-Winky Republicans that have logs in their eyes.
Those who are not familiar with the shrill and unfunny work of The Editors are condemned to mixing the two dirts.
At least this ad does not have Colon Powell singing "YMCA"
Colon at the YMCA
Why oh why does that dumbass bush keep talking about a speck in his eye and a log in yours tripe? Isn't he a big enough fool already?
Great! I needed a laugh.
Why oh why does that dumbass bush keep talking about a speck in his eye and a log in yours tripe?
With the right positive platitude ...
We should only hope that these fools run this. Please! Run it. Run it in Red states, run it in blue, just run it.
Actually, that muscular snarl of the Dick's is probably the only muscle he uses.
Wow! I had no idea. Well, this has certainly opened my eyes! President Bush can definitely count on my non-certified electronic vote this November!
God knows he F-man Dick has no heart or brain muscle.
OT: Breaking News on Ashcroft's Lineage:
Friday, July 2, 2004 Posted: 10:46 AM EDT (1446 GMT)
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- A tiny pre-human who lived more than 900,000 years ago in what is now Kenya may have been a "short experiment" in evolution that never quite made it, scientists said on Thursday.
oooooo...pretty colors...
Hecate, that is hilarious!
Short People got... no reason....
dumb
The media hoopla this july 4th will beat that ad all to hell. Just wait.
Backrounded by exploding fireworks, we'll hear about our miraculous victory over the evil Saddam, who would have comquered us all to shit if not for our brave boys and girls.
Then lots of blather about the new and improved Iraq, which is just a hair away from a perfect democracy.
Pictures of our resolute and straight-shootin' president.
It's gonna be a blast.
may have been a "short experiment" in evolution that never quite made it, scientists said on Thursday.
Well, it made it to the White House. That's something.
In other news, Team Holden stages a lively pep rally, in hopes of raising its spirits before a projected crushing defeat on the 4th.
Certified Crawford Horseshit -
POLITICS: BUSH CRITICIZES KERRY WITH NEW N.M. AD
...Kerry's ad, which never mentioned Bush, claimed the Massachusetts senator was the "author of a strategy to win the war on terror," a reference to his 1997 book, "The New War: The Web of Crime That Threatens America's Security."
But Bush's ad argues that Kerry's book doesn't relate to terrorism but rather to fighting global crime, such as "Japanese yakuza" gangsters. The ad says that the book "never mentions al-Qaida," "says nothing about Osama bin Laden," and "calls Yasser Arafat a 'statesman.'"
"The New Republic says Kerry's plan 'misses the mark.' And Kerry's focus? Global crime, not terrorism," the ad says.
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www.kfmb.com/topstory26900.html
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Also, from Newsday:
Bush Campaign Defends Church Outreach
...One section of the document lists 22 "coalition coordinator" duties and lays out a timeline for various activities targeting religious voters. By July 31, for example, the coordinator is to:
* Send your church directory to your state Bush-Cheney '04 headquarters or give to a BC04 field representative.
* Identify another conservative church in your community who we can organize for Bush.
* Recruit 5 people in your church to help with the voter registration project.
* Talk to your pastor about holding a citizenship Sunday and voter registration drive
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http://tinyurl.com/3ysgv
Mooser, yep, and the whole time Bu$hCo will most likely be trying to gut Veterans benefits, and call up more IRR soldiers in their stealth draft.
Philalethes-
Beautiful! It captures them perfectly!
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Looks like Bush is pandering to the Tinky-Winky Republicans that have logs in their eyes.
I dunno... Tinky-Winky was conspicuous by his/her absence on that 'board...
I heard the Bush Campaign was running low on money. I heard Rove only paid $50 to that 4th grade class for this ad. (I wudda done it for $40.)
(BTW: Shhh EETs a Joke, you guys!)
I know it's a joke, that why it's so funny!
the W stands for WUV
as in
I WUV U!
George W. Bush for Pretzel Taster
Hanover Fist,
I think I wet myself. Either out of fear or hysterical laughing.
There is no better or sharper weapon than satire. The problem these days is that it's almost impossible to satirize this administration because they're so over the top. They do all the work for you!
The Onion is the official newspaper of record any more.
(Hilarious ad, btw!)
"The Onion is the official newspaper of record"
So naturally it's time to accuse it of liberal bias. Really. Check out Oxblog if you don't believe me. (I'd give a link, but I don't want to break Haloscan. Any chance of a link to tinyurl on this site?)
President Bush can definitely count on my non-certified electronic vote this November!
Palmer Eldritch
How's yer supply of Can-Dee®™ holding out, there, Palmer?
bgn: right here
click "make a toolbar button" and put it on your personal bar (Opera) or the IE equivalent. It will make a tiny url for whatever page your browser is at. Close haloscan window first, though, or it makes a tiny url for that, instead.
That babyface on the sun is scary looking.
Optimism - Two policemen in a patrol car observe a car careen around a corner, side-swipe a parked car, swerve across the road and run down a mother and her baby. The red lights and sirens come on and the car pulls over. One cop runs up to the car window while the other stays back behind the car with his hand on his holster. The first cop exchanges some words with the driver and then, with a wave, watches the car drive away. "What the hell are you doing letting that drunk drive away?", asked the second cop. "Well," said the first cop, "he was really optimistic that he could make it home safely, so I thought I'd give him another chance."
I like the joke, but the way this administration likes to say that up is down and down, up, I wouldn'tbe surprised if they ran an ad like that?
Since they think they can murder, rob, rape, and pillage all on the orders of the war-president in wartime, it really isn't beyond the pale for these fascists.
Jokes like that are getting to the point where reality will come crashing down onto itself and truth will seem starnger than fiction.
MYOB'
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Check under "Homepage" for the latest trend in criticism of liberal media such as The Onion
Handover Fist,
How many muscles does it take to do whatever the fuck Bush is doing with that pulpy, flaccid mess he calls a mouth? I thought Connecticut WASPs were supposed to go in for the stiff upper lip thing. His "mouth" looks like an asshole that's been fisted by Mr. T.
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