HULK SMASH!!!
come here snorkel boy
OT:
where are the plame and lay indictments? (both were hinted to happen this week)
maybe the close to november they are, the better effect they'll have.
anybody have any info?
"Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."
Like that?
The fuckwad can write? I don't believe it for one minute.
Any asshole can write something about carpet munching and call it a "novel."
The book on Amazon is abridged. How the hell can you abridge something that idion wrote?
Idiot. I meant idiot.
Like this -
He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most erogenous zone.
The fuckwad can write? I don't believe it for one minute.
just because you have a book published does NOT mean that you can write.
in bill o'reilly's case, he has a name, so that sells books. whether he could write his way out of a wet paper sack is superfluous.
The fuckwad can write? I don't believe it for one minute.
just because you have a book published does NOT mean that you can write.
in bill o'reilly's case, he has a name, so that sells books. whether he could write his way out of a wet paper sack is superfluous.
He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most erogenous zone.
In light of that, you KNOW that bill is a lousy lay.
And his command of the language is soooo enthralling. I've read more erotic first aid instructions.
Yes, but were you "at attention" when you bust that gut?
Attention! About face....
Oh the images that guy spins
I listened to Franken's show one day last week and they played one of those clips then too.
They played clips from it on O'Franken a while back. VERY funny, very bad.
THE THOUGHT OF BILL
DESCRIBING SEX
IS LIKE SOME AWFUL
VOODOO HEX
SHUT UP! FLICKER-FLICKER! SHUT UP!
+++
Hey wait...is the erogenous zone anywhere near the no-spin zone, and if it is, is spinning allowed? Cuz if it isn't, then it is the no-fun zone...
Shorter O'Reilly:
Three pumps and I'm done.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Please. Don't say bust a gut. I'm currently recovering from surgery that repaired 3 tears in my abdominal wall. Bust a nut. That wouldn't apply to me! LOL
It bothers me that the JFK School actually conferred a degree upon O'Reilly.
Does anybody have access to the Masters Thesis database? I would love to check out Bill's work.
the hoor is not over, the "novel' will soon to be a major motion picture from none other than mel "help me jesus" gibson. perhaps o'liely will make his acting debut...
He's writes like Dashiell Hammett, if Hammett had a brain tumor and no talent.
Michael -- < snort > < chuckle > < guffaw >
Central -- ditto.
"Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."
Yeah, Bill. The ladies love it when you move your tongue rapidly around INSIDE their vaginas. They just can't get enough of that action!
Who needs sex education in the schools when we've got Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter?
The people who bought this book also
purchased: "Hell-Cat Lesbians On Wheels" by Ann Coulter
daudder: BWAAAHAAAAA! (ooh my side hurts).
The people who bought this book also
purchased: "Hell-Cat Lesbians On Wheels" by Ann Coulter
Oy. I was all pissed off because Limbaugh has been spouting off the tired old slander that Langston Hughes was an anti-American commie (b/c Kerry's writing the introduction to a new collection)--
but I have to say, the very existence of O'Reilly's book is probably a bigger insult to American letters than that...
SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS THE SECOND COMING OF ADOLF HITLER.
Defacto Bill O'Liely... "I am a moran!" Proving it every day in every way...
Just wanted to ask: Why the fuck should a great and grand animal like the elephant be associated with the GOP? It's really not tolerable.
Give 'em the turkey vulture or something. Or the moray ell. Or the plague baccilus.
I want the elephant back on the side of goodness and mercy, where it fucking well belongs.
NICHOLE KIDMAN IS THE SECOND COMING OF ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY.
SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS THE SECOND COMING OF ADOLF HITLER.
Well, at least that WOULD explain why a member of the Bush family financed him....
Philalethes, the humble dung-beetle comes to mind.
I am writing a novel about an oxycotin addicted radio show host who suffers from a repressed sexual attraction to young mexican boys.
You're trying to kill me aren't you? I can't stop laughing. All of you people are crazy.
I started wondering about the 5-star reviews on Amazon until I read them. Very funny!
LJ: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the idea of busting nuts. Perhaps we could bust something else.
More G.O.P Pulp Fiction
-Jack Ryan took her hand and led her into the red room. The smell of sex permeated the air. All around them naked bodies gyrated in obsecene asts of unholy coitus."
The woman turned, looked at him coldly and said, "I am 7 of 9. Terteriary adjunct of Unimatrix 01."-
Best review: Steve Walston from TX ...reading this book is like walking up a flight of stairs holding an empty cardboard box the size of a Kenmore refrigerator. I wanted to finish as soon as I could and go play Super Nintendo.
I can only imagine what it sounded like read by the man himself...
You can hear the clip at the Air America Archive (which I would love someone to mirror) in hour three of Majority Report, at the 24:00 mark.
http://bigelow-springs.net/airamerica/
Riesz Fischer writes
"The book on Amazon is abridged. How the hell can you abridge something that idion wrote?"
"idiot. I meant idiot."
No I like idion-kind of like the Robotron of idiocy if you will-I like to think that this slip may actually advance the lexicon for us folks-not particularly offensive-just right.
thanks,
kent
as in "That boy rush surely is an idion"
"Idion?"
"Ya, a robotic idiot or liar-get it?"
-"word"
cheers,
kent
Well, as a connesieur of trash, I gotta say he falls far short of Ed Wood Jr. in terms of literary merit.
lol! O'™Mcsomething.
and typos sometimes work.
O'LAUNCELOT:
No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished some daring and heroic pornography in my own particular...
[sigh]
CONCORDE:
Idion, sir?
O'LAUNCELOT:
Idion!
However, if state-building as Fukuyama understands it requires a rerun of European/British imperialism, it is a lost cause. The empires of the past had many disabilities, some of them fatal; but at least old-fashioned imperialists were ready to live in the countries they conquered and exploited. The same cannot be said for today's liberal missionaries. The effect of the US invasion of Iraq has been to create a failed state, and no one has the faintest idea what to do about it - other than get the hell out as soon as they can. The future of liberal imperialism can be seen in the Green Zone, the secure quarter in which Iraq's administrators are sealed off from its people. They know they are in Iraq not for life, but until some time after the next US presidential election - and the Iraqi people know it, too. In the end, one cannot have imperialism without imperialists......http://www.newstatesman.com/
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The Republican Idion Machine is working towards our doom!
... wait, wait. Wasn't Idion a member of the Legion of Super Heroes...?
It's unbelievable. I can't think of anything more nauseating than O'Reilly talking about sex.
Nothing.
The Idiots guide to IDION
Preparations for the invasion of Idion
"Idions-there may be one in your neighborhood"
IDIONS NIMBY
tia
kent
I just spent all night trying to beatoff to O'Reily's book, but it wasn't working for me.
Then I realized "Who's Looking out for You" was the wrong book.
It's unbelievable. I can't think of anything more nauseating than O'Reilly talking about sex.
Except maybe thinking of BOR actually having sex.
OK, I think I just made myself sick.
Think O'Reilly is hilarious? Try Colin Powell singing YMCA wearing a hard hat? All in time for the new legislation introduced by the repugnicans against gay marriage.
Nothing more nauseating that Bill O'Reilly talking about sex?
How about Bill O'Reilly having sex?
O.K. Chinaski, you deserve some kind of blogger award for that one.
Talk about bustin' a gut!
Brilliant (or deviant) minds, zap....
Try Colin Powell singing YMCA wearing a hard hat?
Well, he's gonna need a new career....
I wanna be a punditoid too so I can publish awful crap for megabucks. This grinding words at $15/hr is getting old...
Did you see the picture of Powell singing? It's really worth a giggle.
Is the villian named 'Franken?'
MYOB'
.
Let me see if this link will work:
Singing Colin
No, it is too small a picture. Try one more time:
Colin Sings
"that's not funny..!" in the great word of bob "whore" novak...please read in a gurgly spit-filled voice, pretending if u had dentures they were about to fall off and out...
how does begala stand him...
thought someone might know what to do with this info
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It's unbelievable. I can't think of anything more nauseating than O'Reilly talking about sex.
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How about Bill O'Reilly talking about Rick Santorum talking about sex?
I heard it and I couldn't really understand what he was describing at first.
For a minute I thought Franken had a great impression of him and was mocking him.
After I put it all together, Bill was imitating Heffner and my poor mind just hurt to make sense of what I was hearing.
Then I got the creeps thinking about the shower scene he was describing. Now I shower with all the doors locked.
The secret is, the people who buy Bill O'Reilly's books don't read them.
... hmm. I know this is a big site, good reach, but it's weird seeing an ad for paint in the sidebar. Intriguing, however. If we hadn't just gotten done painting here, I'd think about it.
Why not bring back write like Bill O'Reilly day?
Look. If a pampered media hack wants to publish a vanity novel fine, I can deal with that. I'm an adult.
If this same pampared media hack wants to publish a vanity novel that amounts to what seems to be a by the numbers imitation of a hackneyed genre piece, fine once again. Let him publish his novel, have it sink to number 20 million on Amazon and deny he ever wrote it 20 years later.
But if this same pampered media hack publishes a vanity novel which in turn spurs discussions about me having sex with Rick Santorum and his dog, well that's where I draw the line. The liberals like Al Franken and Eric Alterman and Atrios can lie and slander me all they want. I'm not backing off. There's a limit to everything.
Echidne -
That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. Poor Colin has crossed over.
*
Bill O'rielly, more like Bill O' LIELLY...!!!! HAH
fuck off
def, I doubt your still there, but a quick search of dissertation abstracts (which also has theses) reveals nothing. Most likely he didn't have to write one for the MPA. But your right, it's be interesting to know more about what kind of student he was ...
flg wrote
"It's unbelievable. I can't think of anything more nauseating than [that idion] O'Reilly talking about sex."
I just had to change droors due to unexpected incontinental duress when I thought of the tangle of bill and annthrax a writhing heap of red state love......ewwwww
cheers,
kent
Why doesn't he sell his books only at cost, if he feels so strongly about "saving Amurca"? Why don't any of the wing nut talk show radio pundit millionaires?
droors=drawers=undies
preemptive confusion eliminator
tia,
kent
but you're right
*sigh* I'm going to bed
Seems like a natural companion to Ann Coulters
new book ..."How to blow liberals"
I don't care about millionaires. But, say, if you made your millions by buying and then selling oily dioxins for dust suppression by mixing it with asphalt on roads, then I have a problem with it. Same thing with the O'Reilleys, Coulters and Hannitys of the world. No difference to me in the poison they've personally enriched themselves by mixing their toxin into politics in America.
Speaking of Repub-sex, Brooks is once again fellating the regime, though he doesn't quite swallow everything, this time.
rorschach, damn man, quit promoting your site without saying about your links.
Jeez.
It's better together with Deliver
Us From Evil! Also with Steven
King's IT!
It's better together with Deliver
Us From Evil! Also with Steven
King's IT!
Incognito--Sorry to have annoyed you. It's easy enough to see where a link goes, and at any rate, I stated clearly what I was talking about (Brooks's latest nonsense), and it's just easier to highlight the bit that caught my eye by linking thus, than by linking to the column and directing people's attention to "paragraph x, line y" or whatever...
Didn't mean to raise your ire, of course.
Didn't mean to raise your ire, of course.
rorschach
We'll, I like your site. I'm abrasive sometimes, and I've realized that most don't understand that. That's just my background. I only want to provoke debate. Not because I want to lord the conversation. I just want to read what everyone believes or thinks. That's all.
If you want to read what everyone believes or thinks, then my links shouldn't bother you.
I embed the links precisely so that I don't wind up doing as some do, and post huge chunks of copyandpaste text in the thread, thereby being rather domineering.
If you don't feel interested in the link, don't click it. I take the time to do the HTML so as to avoid disrupting the flow of the conversation here.
That's why your attack mystifies me.
I just woke up out of a horrendous nightmare. Bill O'Reilly was there in nothing but his briefs and black socks and he was petting Old Yeller. Then some Senator came in and started spreading Santorum all over the two. *shudder* I don't think I'll be able to sleep for weeks now.
idion n. [id' ee yon] 1. Massless particle associated with collisions between inane verbiage and genuine discourse. 2. Bill O'Reilley.
Abridged?!
I didn't know that Bill O'Righty could read, are you sure it was him, or maybe a standin.
PEACE!
ABB&B!!!
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! Bill O and Ol' Yeller? He's one for anyone left unsickened: Condi and her *husband*. They just like to watch.
John Kerry is in rural America this weekend
HILARIOUS AMAZON REVIEW:
Are you ready for the sassiest sex scenes this side of Jenna Jameson? If so, prepare for your most sensitive no spin zone to be tittilated and morphed into your most sensitive erogenous zone! If you're a man and you read this book, you better unbuckle your belt because your pants are going to be very tight. If you're a woman and you read this book, prepare for your most sensitive erogenous zone to turn into a slip-n-slide!
When O'Reilly graces us with his in-depth descriptions of Shannon's and Ashley's encounters you almost feel like you are there. One of my friends had to come and shake me back into consciousness in the most referred to section of the book here on Amazon. As I read it I fell into a deep trance and I pictured myself as Shannon and I thought I was licking around those areas! He is to suspense and erotica what Shakespeare is to tragedy. I haven't been able to pick up the audio version of this book because I fear that if I hear those words uttered I may lose all control and forever be locked in the grip of Shannon and Ashley and never find my true self again. A complete loss of identity and I just don't think I could deal with that. It makes you wonder how many sexual encounters he has had, because by gauging the immense detail you would think he does nothing but get down with the funkiest of crack prostitutes. Nothing, and I really mean nothing, gets me as hot and bothered as reading about a 15 year old doing that fellatio business after hitting a crack pipe. Wow Bill!!!!!!! A+++++++++++++++++++ Super duper! Must read!!
may I impart a much uglier sexual image????Rushbo in his breifs with black socks.....oh abstinence!
O'really turns Randi Rhodes on.
We have a winger talker in Louisville that gets wet panties at the thought of o'Whoreley.
The Repukes have crossed the bounds.
Their depravity simply astounds.
They would befoul
Either beast or fowl.
They must be kept in fucking impounds.
Just wanted to ask: Why the fuck should a great and grand animal like the elephant be associated with the GOP? It's really not tolerable.
Give 'em the turkey vulture or something. Or the moray ell. Or the plague baccilus.
I want the elephant back on the side of goodness and mercy, where it fucking well belongs.
Philalethes | Email | Homepage | 07.03.04 - 12:06 am | #
How about a leech or mosquito? They're both blood sucking annoyances...
the letterman show has a running bit where 2 crew guys come out and read from oprah transcripts. i'd love to see them replace that with passages from o'reilly's book.
Speaking of AAR, did anybody else catch the interview yesterday with Dr. Frank, the author of "Bush on the Couch"? Truly disturbing stuff from a man who seems to know what he is talking about.
I want the elephant back on the side of goodness and mercy, where it fucking well belongs.
I'm with you. While the donkey makes the jackass thing too easy - kind of a honeytrap for dumbasses - at least it's a good symbol of the people the party is supposed to represent, the workers and taxpayers.
But the elephant is also a put-upon beast of burden albeit one that seems, even more so than the donkey, to be aware of and resigned to his servitude.
he resisted, but is the child
of reason now. His straight trunk seems to say: when
what we hoped for came to nothing, we revived.
(Marianne Moore)
If I were starting a political party, I'd want the vengeful flying elelphant from the Conan the Barbarian story as my symbol.
I'm amazed that Bill O'Reilly knows what carpet munching IS, never mind does it.
Just wanted to ask: Why the fuck should a great and grand animal like the elephant be associated with the GOP? It's really not tolerable.
Give 'em the turkey vulture or something. Or the moray ell. Or the plague baccilus.
I want the elephant back on the side of goodness and mercy, where it fucking well belongs.
Philalethes | Email | Homepage | 07.03.04 - 12:06 am | #
How about a leech or mosquito? They're both blood sucking annoyances...
oldwhitelady | Email | Homepage | 07.03.04 - 8:56 am | #
Yes, let's go with the parasitical, shall we? How about a tapeworm or rather, how about these two, the most horrific parasities known to humanity: Ascaris lumbricoides, a parasite with a rather unique and disgusting life cycle. (And don't miss those choice images towards the, um, bottom, of the page. -Warning- not safe with lunch.)
And the notorious and much feared candiru.
WILLIAAAM, what the hell's that whacking sound there in the computer room. Are you writing another "novel"? Why don't you ever try any of that stuff on me,
you lazy bum? I am your wife, you know?
He doesn't know what it is: he has the standard adolescent impression that it's "slamming"/"insertion" but with the tongue instead of the penis. Unfucking icliterate penetration-obsessed patriarchal pansy.
In the same vein as this work of genuis by Bill O'Lielly, soon we'll see other Great Works of Literatre such as the following...
"Nazi Lesbo Lickfest" by Ann Coulter
"Diaper Fetishist's Picnic" by Rush Limbaugh
"Her Vagina Had Teeth" an autobiographical work by "Dr." Laura Schlessinger
Toothy vulvas are cool. There are like dozens of Native American myths centering around that. Besides, everyone's seen Dr Laura's and knows it's as toothless as her red-faced rage at the sinful woild.
just as an FYI to all of you that are more interested about this "staged" event - not only did the media buy into it - this will obviously be prominantly feature in future GWB ads.
the Iraqi's in the square that day were all from the Iraqi National Congress.
The square was surrounded by tanks.
The event was 100% staged.
just as an FYI to all of you that are more interested about this "staged" event - not only did the media buy into it - this will obviously be prominantly feature in future GWB ads.
the Iraqi's in the square that day were all from the Iraqi National Congress.
The square was surrounded by tanks.
The event was 100% staged.
K & Y: "icliterate" -- brilliant!
"Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."
THANKS! Now I have gone blind.
OT: Krugman bored the audience, you know why he is not on camera often... nice look to the economy as he notes, wal-mart and target are downgrading estimates, yeah the economy is really going well...
As for O'Lielly, he needs to be on the Lucky Charms box- a fictional irish character...
Isn't non-procreative sex a sin in Bill's church?
Next thing you know he'll be getting a divorce and eating meat on Fridays.
Why Bill should have his sinful tounge washed out with lye
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