I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Contacting the GOP in protest of this foolishness will only encourage them. I suggest a better approach would be a bumper sticker that says "Kerry fought for his country. Bush ran away" or something similar.
I agree with Dr. P. Fight fire with fire.
How about: Bush/Cheney - endorsed by Bin Laden and Co.
Bush/Cheney IS the only ticket in this race officially endorsed by al Qaeda.
To suggest that there's only 1 party that's American while the other is in cahoots with the enemy means these morons want a 1 party state.
Isn't that fascism?
I guess at least Amtrak will run on time, then....
Kerry launched his political career by jumping on the bandwagon and calling the guys he left behind in Vietnam murders and baby-killers. His picture is right beside Jane Fonda's in the Hanoi Fall of Fame. And now he claims he's a hero for being in Vietnam? Gimme' a break. Vietnam Vets hate this guy for selling them out for personal gain. He deserves nobody's respect.
I guess at least Amtrak will run on time, then....
Some things no government can promise.
Yeah, because Kerry was the only Vietnam vet who came out against the war...
Give it up, Warthog. I'm not going to vote for your deserter.
I have family living in one of the suburbs of Lousiville, on the Indiana side of the town. This place is bible-thumping baptist land.
This is a place where claiming to hate ni**ers makes you a god fearing christian in the yes of your neighbors, even if they caught you raping a young women when you made the boast.
This is a place where people tend to get swallowed up in worshipping the man behind the religion, rather than by the meaning and intent of that man's words.
Make no mistakes. Louisville is a big and somewhat moder town, but the people there are only one generation removed from snakehandlers.
MYOB'
.
Plus, Kerry was an actual decorated war hero in Viet Nam, who elected to do two tours fighting Charlie.
Bush was a cowardly wussy who opted out of Nam, got his daddy to jump him 500 spots in the waiting list for the much-coveted (read "safe") TANG spot, then went AWOL to snort coke and campaign for a segregationist candidate in Alabama.
Now which one would Osama rather have win?
Hmmm . . .
that should have said 'modern town' and that 'they're' only one generation removed.
MYOB'
.
I agree the gloves are off... jefferson country democrats should do a mail with this article
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world...ope/
3523804.stm
Below is an extract of a letter allegedly written by the group, which claims to act on behalf of al-Qaeda, sent to the London-based Arabic newspaper al-Quds on Wednesday. It names Japan, Italy, Britain and Australia as possible future targets.
"A word for the foolish Bush.
We know that you live in the worst days of your life in fear of death squads which spoilt your world and we are very keen that you do not lose in the forthcoming elections as we know very well that any big attack can bring down your government and this is what we do not want.
We cannot get anyone who is more foolish than you, who uses force instead of wisdom and diplomacy.
Your stupidity and religious extremism is what we want as our people will not awaken from their deep sleep except when there is an enemy... "
Why does haloscan hate America? 
(Sorry, I'm just being a non-tag closing moron today. Must. Get. More. Coffee.)
Warthog, most people decided Vietnam was a mistake, many of them veterans. Bush never fought in any war, but is perfectly willing to send young kids to their death so he can make a profit - oh, and of course, Bush now *is* a prophet as well...
http://lancasteronline.com/pages...ws/local/6/
7565
At the end of the session, Bush reportedly told the group, "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldnt do my job".
(Actually, of course, it's just Cheney speaking into Bush's implant..)
(Apologies for troll feeding...)
Of course, the other half of the Bush ticket, Dick Cheney, is a decorated war hero . . .
Wait, sorry. Cheney got multiple deferments (was it seven?) and said he had "better things to do" than fight for his country--all this while Kerry was winning medals, of course.
Oops.
Shit. How many more times does AQ have to endorese Bush before they get it?
Say what you want about W but Kerry is just plain dirty dishonorable on Vietnam.
I guess you're right if by "dishonorable" you mean winning multiple medals and saving your entire outfit.
That must be the fourth or fifth definition for "dishonorable"--way down the list in the dictionary.
Say what you want about W but Kerry is just plain dirty dishonorable on Vietnam.
Go fuck yourself.
Wow, I feel better!
Of course, that stalwart in the war on terror, John Ashcroft, served our country nobly in Viet---
What's that? Ashcroft got deferments too, while Kerry was saving his outfit and winning medals in Nam?
Okay, never mind.
"To suggest that there's only 1 party that's American while the other is in cahoots with the enemy means these morons want a 1 party state.
"Isn't that fascism?"
Geographer 07.17.04 - 1:10 pm
WANT a one-party state? Guess what. We HAVE a one-party state led by the new funamentalist Christian-right messiah: GEORGE “I trust God speaks through me" BUSH."
Now, Rush Limbaugh has been all over Kerry for his poor "military service." And you KNOW Rush served in Nam--he probably scragged a couple thousand Commie gooks over there. I mean, nobody hates Commies more than Rush!
What's that? Rush skated on Nam because of a really, really painful butt boil--while Kerry CHOSE to serve his country, serving with distinction and winning medals?
Geez. Never mind.
Kerry got his button by joining the chorus attacking the soldiers in Vietnam not by challenging the policy that got them there. The dishonor is from spending years calling Vietnam Vets mindless killers and Ho Chi Minh a hero while it suited his purpose, and then flipping to get credit for being there because he thinks it serves his purposes now.
Yeah. Because a one-party state worked out really well for the Soviet Uni....uh, no. Because a one-party state worked out for Nazi German....uh, nope, try again. Because a one-party state was working really well in Hussein's Ira....oh, screw it!
WANT TO SEE A
BIN LADEN TURD?
USE THE CRAPPER
DOWN IN CRAWFORD
BUSH IS COVERED IN SAUDI SAUCE
+++
Now I know that damn Bill O'Reilly served in Nam! I mean, when old Bill directed some of that righteous anger at Charlie, there was hell to pay, and let me tell you--
What's that? O'Reilly criticizes Kerry's heroism in Nam, but he never served himself? More deferments?
Jeez, never mind.
Better idea: Make a bumpersticker that says:
"Jack Richardson: Objectively pro-child rape and sodomy."
And let him do the complaining about a claim that has as much evidentiary bases as the Kerry bumpersticker he likes so much.
These bumperstickers are less inflamatory, but far more professional. You can find them here.
Okay, sure Kerry CHOSE to do two tours in Nam, wining medals for bravery and saving his entire outfit. But let's see how he stacks up against the Republican leadership in Congress. I mean, we're talking REAL patriotism here:
Denny Hastert, that son-of-a-bitch battled Charlie to a stand . . . What's that? Hastert never served, either? More deferments?
Okay, but Tom DeLay went though! And the Bug Man was exterminating Charlie left and right! He--
What's that? DeLay got multiple deferments, then later said that so many "minorities" volunteered that there was no room for real warriors like himself?
Okay, then, well, I'm sure Bill Frist went! I think I saw a movie about his service--
What's that? More deferments? No service?
Okay, what about Roy Blunt? No? Dodged the draft, too?
Sigh.
Josh Marshall actually called these Kentucky Republicans and has them on his site finally admitting they passed out the stickers and they fully agree with them.
How about this slogan:
Bush/Cheney '04: Because there's not enough anal rape in prison.
Jennifer: yes! we have a winner.
I still like:
"Bush/Cheney '04: Because there's so much left to steal."
or
"Bush/Cheney '04: There's so much left to destroy!"
or
"Bush/Cheney '04: Because one term just isn't enough time to completely fuck up EVERYTHING."
A VOTE FOR BUSH
PLAYS INTO HANDS
THAT DID NOT KNOW
THE HELL OF NAM
BUSH NEVER GREW UP
+++
I now have a macro on my word processor that facilitates dropping a line to every sleazoid campaign:
While I won't be voting Republican this election, friends and family members who voted for George Bush in the last election are still undecided. I disagree with the GOP's policy of obliterating opportunities to discuss the issues and relying on distraction, smearing their opponents, and in many cases deception to earn votes. The issue should be what kind of leadership they will provide and campaign tactics such as yours illustrate this all too well.
I have made it a habit to send my undecided friends and loved ones examples from the news of Republicans behaving too immature and irresponsibly to hold public office. Your campaign is a perfect example and may, I hope, be the one that sways yet another vote to the Democrats.
Regards,
[a legume, not a nut]
I e-mailed the unpatriotic sons of bitches at the Louisville GOP. It got bounced back. Cowards.
This is very confusing - I thought Kerry had selected John Edwards as his running mate, not Osama bin Laden.
Cameron,
Obviously you don't get it. Since Bush stopped looking for Bin Laden in order to find Saddam, and Kerry pointed that out, Kerry must be in cahoots with Bin Laden.
HERE'S ANOTHER
BUMPER STICKER:
A VOTE FOR BUSH
WILL BRING HELL QUICKER
BUSH=DEATH & DISORDER
+++
This isn't only happening in Kentucky. I live in Lewis County, Washington and I recently saw an SUV with a bumper sticker that read:
"Ten out of ten terrorists agree: Vote for Kerry!"
I tailgated that cocksucker all the way to Olympia with my brights on.
I'm in favor of the sending turkee option.
Let Republicans know that tactics like that are funding raising techniques for their opponents.
Jimmyraybob:
Yes, I know I'm preaching to the choir here. That's what I meant.
There's an ironic danger to the Rethugs if they are too successful.
No doubt karl realizes this and has some sort of modest support of centrist Democrats, just to keep the fantasy going.
"Heroes need to have enemies to be heroes."
Just sent the following e-mail to the head of the Jefferson County Repugs:
Dear Mr. Richardson:
After reading that you have heartily endorsed the outrageous bumper sticker, "Kerry is bin Laden's Man/Bush is Mine" , I have decided that the proper action to take is to immediately send a contribution to the Jefferson County Democratic Party. Trying to reason with someone who has such out of the mainstream conceptions of decency would be fruitless. Enjoy your laugh. Enjoy your unemployment.
Looks like the email service for Jefferson county repubs has shut down. My email was refused. Geeee, I wonder why????
ROFLMAO!!! Go ahead and contact the GOP and tell them how they are getting to you!!!
They are laughing their ass off!!
This sort of thing calls for two sorts of responses. First of all, for our own sakes, we should be perfectly clear that Bush is doing EVERYTHING POSSIBLE that bin Laden could possibly wish for. Indeed, by overthrowing Saddam, he's given bin Laden even MORE than he could have wished for.
So, in essence, we have "Bush and bin Laden--Starring In Each Other's Movies."
That said, to respond in kind is to muddle things up, when we need to clarify them. I agree with something along the lines of "Kerry Fought For His Country / Bush... Still Can't Explain What He Did"
Or "Kerry Fought For His Country / Bush... Still Can't Explain Where He Was"
Or "Kerry Fought For His Country / Bush... Was MIA"
We would like to thank you for your input and emails, and had a very good time reading them. The bumper stickers will continue to be passed out at our headquarters. While we are sure the Jefferson Country Democratic Party will gratefully, and probably desperately welcome whatever funds you send them, it will make no difference whatsoever.
Thank you
The wingers have a well earned reputation for being mean, nasty pols. That's what makes up all branches of government today. My guess is that decent people are sick of all this slime.
Those Jefferson County Repugs hurt my feelings. Can I get a Purple Heart for that?
Bush couldn't be bothered to capture bin Laden for two and a half years, and "Kerry is bin Laden's man"? I don't see how Kerry could help bin Laden more that Bush already has by letting him jrun free and sending the troops to Iraq so bin Laden can rebuild al Qaeda.
than Bush already has
If only haloscan had a preview function.
Hey, those Democrats hurt my feelings with all this mean talk about me being AWOL.
I mean, do you HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SCARY IT WAS IN NAM????? PEOPLE WERE DYING THERE!!!
Can I have another gram of cocaine? Maybe knock up somebody else and get her to have an abortion?
Please?
My name is George W. Bush, and I approved this message.
Bush is a pussy. He would shit in his own pants when confronted with real combat. Pussy, pussy, pussy,
"Kerry fought for his country / Bush is a pussy.
I think that I might have heard somewhere and possibly from someone that George W. Bush actually fought real hard in Vietnam for some 6 or 8 years - just couldn't tear the boy away. He later participated in secret battle mission after secret battle mission on behalf of our country and Christian way of life - even risking his life to rescue our fighting boys left behind; not once but twice.
He apparently has single handedly killed, tortured and maimed thousands upon thousands upon thousands of our American enemies. Chuck Norris has documented most of the action (often using real live action footage only with actor's faces dubbed in to protect Bush's classified true hero identity - out of deference to the Bush family and Karl Rove who apparently don't want to unfairly exploit his greatness and battlefield prowess; they are truly great Americans). Don't believe what I'm passing on? The proof is in the link below.
I could be wrong but the images are so stirring ...why just look ... your eyelids are getting heavy ...you're getting sleepy ...you feel strong inexplicable compulsion to worship action hero...must vote for true hero image... must vote for true hero ...must vote for Bush 'The Slayer' action image ..........
Republicans are pussies. They didn't even want to fight Hitler. That's a historic fact. There hasn't been a Republican yet that actually won a war during his presidency. Grenada don't count. Either does Gulf I becuase that's why were back now (at least according to Wolfoshitz).
Pussies all of 'em.
Pussies !
There hasn't been a Republican yet that actually won a war during his presidency.
Lincoln?
I don't care for the word pussy.
Lincoln oh yeah, the exception that proves the rule. Do you think today's Repulicans resemble Linconln?
Sorry sick of Republicans calling Dems traitors etc. Dems won WW I, WW II, and were in charge for most of the time that the Cold War was fought and appropriated (rigthly or wronly) the funds necessary to defeat Russia. I am just sick of this crap that Dems somehow are protectors of this country. Total fucking Bullshit !
are not protectors, typing too fast.
Okay, guys, I hate to be the "voice of reason" here, but we've been piling on pretty good, and it's time to be fair.
To pussies, that is. We're giving pussies a bad name by equating them with Bush (I know, Whoopi already went there).
We need a whole other word for Bush.
Any suggestions?
Criminal is most appropriate.
How about "Only Kerry Acually Killed Commies" and "Bush-Cheney: for Osama, the Gift that Keeps on Giving."
"Bush/Cheney '04: Because one term just isn't enough time to completely fuck up EVERYTHING."
Jennifer 07.17.04 - 1:51 pm
This one's a keeper. Is this available on a bumper sticker, tee shirt, or coffee cup yet?? Can I steal it and make a tee shirt? I'll trade...
Bush/Cheney 2004: Because Only the True Messiah King Could Keep Dick Breathing This Long!
I tailgated that cocksucker all the way to Olympia with my brights on.
---------------------------------
There's a Kerry hero for you.
I am not Fonda John
John Kerry is a fine and brave human being, who fought nobly for us in our war with an evil and determined adversary.
It's entirely patriotic for a John Kerry to come back from serving a war and demand of his country to know why Vietnam happened, and to know why the country asked him and others to do the things they did there. He was an American citizen wanting answers about the things his government did. It's called a representational democracy. You ask the people who represent you why they did what they did. They represent YOU. They answer to YOU.
THAT is the thing that the loonies cannot stand. They cannot stand it that Kerry didn't swallow the Vietnam Kool-Aid without puking it up. They believe it's a good thing to follow blindly and march lockstep behind a leader. They cannot handle it when someone says that the leader might be wrong, when anyone questions.
This veteran is DAMNED PROUD that John Kerry came back and asked those questions. That is what someone who loves his country does. That is what someone who truly understood the Oath he took when he signed up. It was an Oath to defend the CONSTITUTION, above all else. Not the President. Not the Congress. And the Constitution is pretty damned clear (for now) about the fact that Citizens have the right to free speech, to challenge their government.
I swear, half of America consists of sociopaths.
I guess maybe "super-pussy" would be a better word for Bush.
Or "gutless yellow coward."
Either term would work.
The left is up in arms over this? Get a life assholes. The same people who call Bush a traitor, liar, Hitler, etc. Can't stand that someone might not like your backstabbing traitor to vietnam vets? Get over it.
Thanks for the tip. Below is my note to the GOP Chair:
"Chairman Richardson,
You are a disgrace to our once great nation. America was once a brave, strong, and proud nation until it elected an alcoholic president whose self-loathing has brought the nation to its knees. You, and George W. Bush, are dark souls who spread your evil bile on others for the sheer joy of hateful destruction. Our Lord Jesus Christ will ensure that your sick soul feels for eternity the fullest force of the fires of hell.
You, and other deranged Republicans like you, think "your base" will support you in spite of such outrageous, slanderous, and childish behavior. You are wrong!
I may not agree with all of John Kerry's views, but I support Our Troops present and past. Citizen Kerry voluntarily enlisted in the American Armed Forces and put his life on the line to protect my freedom. I am outraged that you would disrespect one of Our Troops by associating him with Osama Bin Ladin.
Because of your stunning disrespect, I will be voting for John Kerry to show my high regard for those brave and courageous souls who serve our country past and present.
In Jesus Name,"
Although a lot of us could have lived without that part where Kerry called us all war criminals. I'm still trying to get most of my veteran comrades to look past that.
Hey, Bush WANTED to go fight for his country. He was just too scared, that's all.
Let's give the guy a break. You can't expect EVERYBODY to be a decorated war hero like John Kerry. Bush is good at other things, like . . . well, there's . . . hey, there's gotta be SOMETHING.
Ummm . . .
I wonder if WE can award Kerry a medal or two. He certainly deserves them.
I guess Bush is good at going AWOL?
There's gotta be something else . . .
Show us where Kerry called all vets "war criminals," LJ.
We won't hold our breath.
I mean, Bush could have gotten SHOT AT in Nam! Like Kerry did!
Do you blame the guy for not going?
I mean, it was DANGEROUS over there! They were trying to kill Americans!
Sheesh . . .
Not the real LJ
And those Iraqi's terrorists are trying kill Americans too. If we can encourage them kill enough before November, maybe we can win the election.
Your guy was awarded the purple heart? Ha! My guy W. was awarded the purple hemorrhoid in 'Nam. You wimps.
Where does the Jefferson County GOP have their party headquarters? Here:
232 W. Muhammad Ali Blvd.
Louisville, KY 40202
The Jefferson County Republican Party has placed their headquarters on a street named in honor of a Muslim! By the logic favored by the GOP these days, this proves they hate America.
I doubt Ali is charmed by this either, but you'll have to ask him.
You know, Bush DID help the Viet Nam war effort. As we all know, he'd been a cheerleader at Yale, and during his (abbreviated) stint in the TANG, he would regularly pull out his cherished pom-pons and lead the squadron in a rousing cheer, supporting those brave men who'd CHOSEN to go to Nam and fight for our country, like John Kerry.
They say the sight of Bush waving those pom-pons and his cheers of "fight, boys, fight! Keep them over there!" brought tears to the eyes of everybody.
Stirring stuff, really.
That's why I get so PISSED at people who say Bush didn't do his part during Nam.
Hey, we need cheerleaders, too.
Of course, putting on his Yale cheerleading skirt did raise some eyebrows at the TANG, but, as they say, whatever gets you in the mood.
Cheerleader camp was very grueling for W.
The General has a bumpersticker you can buy: Bush/Pinochet '04.
I have one on my car!
www.patriotboy.blogspot.com
And those Iraqi's terrorists are trying kill Americans too. If we can encourage them to kill enough before November, maybe we can win the election.
-----------------------------------
That really says it all. The scum eventually rises to the top of this fetid pond.
Sadly, the texts of many of Bush's Viet Nam-era cheers were destroyed in the same tragic "microfilm accident" that deleted the "proof" that Bush completed his TANG duty, but a few fragments from one cheer were salvaged:
(My?) Heroes
(first three lines illegible)
Fight them high and low!
Because if you can't do it
I might have to go!
Gooooooooo, soldiers!
Sis boom bah!
Kick them in the ass!
Because when it comes to armed combat
I'd like to take a pass!
Gooooooo, soldiers!
Hey, Warthog,
I'll make a wager with you. I'll do one push-up for every month I spent in a combat zone for every month you spent on active duty. Your time in the cub scouts doesn't count.
Go Cheney yourself. You too, Uncle Ho. Your mamma gave me good head at Pleiku.
We tend to miss the point when the RNC trolls-for-hire raise the whole Kerry protest non-issue.
Instead of citing tours of duty and medals won, we should simply be PROUD that he protested against that stupid fucking war.
Let's see - kept the commies from taking over South Vietnam? Nope!
Killed a whole shitload of American soldiers and Vietnamese civilians? Yep!
Of course, the wingnut counter argument is always "we wud of won if it hadn't been for that librul press.." or "we shudda dropped the big one..."
So I guess it could have been worse. We could have started WWIII by trying to escalate.
I'm a vet myself, but we shouldn't let the futility that was The Nam disappear down the memory hole draped in ole glory and wingnut lies.
Kerry got his button by joining the chorus attacking the soldiers in Vietnam not by challenging the policy that got them there. The dishonor is from spending years calling Vietnam Vets mindless killers and Ho Chi Minh a hero while it suited his purpose,
The above claims are, of course, lies.
What Kerry challenged was precisely the policy and "leadership" that ordered GI's to commit horrendous acts. His empathy and concern went to those vets. You have proof to the contrary? Fine, post the link to HIS OWN WORDS.
Spent years calling vets "mindless killers"? Hah. Links, please, to his own words, proving it.
Liar.
WAR HEROES OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!
http://
veteransforkerry.home.att...blican_part.htm
Check it out!
Got a CIB asshole? I bet I have more jumps than times you've been laid.
Travis, you dimwit, I didn't say it. Look at the differences between my first post here and the war criminal post. Really look.
We have name-stealing trolls here. Get used to how the attacks people that REALLY knock down their arguments.
My, my, the smell of fear from the righty-tightys... let's see if our fearless leadership will be able to stop the terrorists this time...or is it time for georgie-poo's next vacation yet? For all of you righteous fuckwads who woud denigrate a vet's service (2 tours, mind you), yet vote for a deserter for prez, keep this in mind-if your drunken fratboy's buddies and brother hadn't stolen an Americn election, those towers would still be standing, and those people would still be alive. That's a fact, and will be proven so sooner than later.
Ronjazz. The day that we find a way to start feeding the likes of you to the Minotaur will come a lot sooner.
Unfortunately, as proved to be the case with Elvis Presley, Bush's "military" stint led directly to his drug addiction.
One day, while leading a lusty cheer for the brave soldiers in Viet Nam like John Kerry, Bush threw out his back executing an especially complicated pom-pon maneuver known in cheering cirlces at the "triple Lindy."
Very few have ever attempted a "triple Lindy," much less lived to talk about it.
Unable to bear the excruciating pain that would have crippled lesser men, Bush took to cocaine, large quantities of alcohol, and campaigning for segregationist candidates in Alabama in a desperate attempt to dull the physical agony that was now part of his everyday life.
And I ask you, sirs, where is Bush's medal? Did he not suffer? Where is the outrage, people?
makes you wonder if these idiots will support Kerry as "our President" after he wins..
Got a CIB asshole? I bet I have more jumps than times you've been laid.
Warthog
The fact that you link number of jumps to having a CIB just reveals you are a clueless keyboard ranger and probably haven't even served as a clerk/typist.
If you knew your shit, you'd know that having combat jumps gives you a star on your wings. Any ground pounder can get a CIB. Now STFU.
The day Kerry is sworn in these vile pricks will start with the 2nd hunting of the President.
There are two separate sentences indicating two different thoughts. That would be the purpose of the period between them you grammatically challenged dimwit.
My bad. I should have known you didn't possess the intellectual wherewithal to logically link two successive sentences.
Now go back to playing with miniatures in your pretend army.
Ooooh, I bet Georgie looked cute in that cheering skirt.
Yessssss.
Mmmmmmm.
Hey warthog,
Your name suits you well.
You, like most other lying hypocrites, prefer male cheerleaders to actual
war heroes.
Are you sure you want to support a constitutional amendment to ban gay
marriage.
OT (Harper's is the best American periodical and here is another excerpt to prove it)
(this is a sample of children's chants [like the morbid "ring around the rosy"] from around the world)
"
GERMANY
Aya popaya
Beat the rooster to death.
He doesn't lay eggs
and he eats my bread.
CHANNEL ISLANDS
What is your name?
My name is my name, and yours is written under the pig's tail!
RUSSIA
First of May, first of May
A lame hen
and a cross-eyed rooster
Choked on a sausage.
BANGLADESH
Ada Pada Lobon Chaadaa,
Who has broken wind?
You!!
QUEBEC
It's Martine,
Who's not nice,
Who peed in her boots,
On Saint Catherine Street,
On her motorcycle.
ISRAEL
Steve the fat guy,
Within his stomach there's a child.
What's the child's name?
Steve the fat guy!
BRAZIL
Jingle bells, jingle bells.
The toilet paper ran out.
No problem, wipe with the newspaper.
The newspaper is expensive.
Damned expensive!
What am I going to do to wipe my...
Jingle bells, jingle bells.
SOUTH AFRICA
I see a tortoise on the path.
I pick him up, he pees on me.
I put him down, he does it again.
Damn it!
DENMARK
If or not my butt was pointy,
And filled with lemonade,
Then your friends could lick it,
Until my buttocks were flat.
JAPAN
The fox-fox-foxdog's testicles,
Despite there being no wind blowing,
Are swaying, swaying, swaying.
"
Harper's is not damned expensive. Go buy Harper's!
Warthog, I've got a CIB and a PH and two BSM (V). As for jumps, I was Airborne, but it takes two good legs to support one Airborne asshole like you.
Let's modify the wager. I'll do one push-up for every time I fucked your mother for every time you fucked her.
I know I'll lose the bet, but I'm a sporting man.
Are you sure you want to support a constitutional amendment to ban gay
marriage.
-----------------------------------
I came out strongly against such an amendment. The Constitution is too precious to flog it with what it in the long run are trivial issues.
Where ya' been yankeefuck? Googling for acronyms?
Here's another Bush Viet Nam-era cheer salvaged from the tragic "microfilm accident." If I'm not mistaken, this is the actual cheer Bush was performing when he attempted the "triple Lindy" and threw out his back, leading to his cocaine addiction:
Sausage and toast
Green egss and ham
I don't want to go to Viet Nam!
Fight them, boys!
Don't let them advance!
If they do, I'll wet my pants!
They're dropping like flies!
We need more bodies!
Let's go hide in the porta-potties!
If they try to make us go
We'll buy a keg
And drive to Winnipeg!
Yeaahhhhhhh, soldiers!
(It's believed that at this point, Bush attempted the tricky pom-pon maneuver and injured his back--but, as he later chuckled wryly, he "wasn't exactly whistling show tunes out there")
yankeedoodle - don't waste your time on the wannabee. The only time he's "Airborne" is from powerful Cheeto-fueled farts blasting him off his comfy chair.
Haven't heard the "two good legs" thing for a long time. Gotta admit, I miss it once in a while.
I'm thinking we should write and thank the GOPers in Jefferson Country
for a fine job they've doing in providing a motivation for fund-raising ..but for Democrats in Jefferson County.
I think I'll make my check out with a notation "and special love to Mitch 'The Ferret' McConnell."
Warthog, I've got a CIB and a PH and two BSM (V). As for jumps, I was Airborne, but it takes two good legs to support one Airborne asshole like you.
Let's modify the wager. I'll do one push-up for every time I fucked your mother for every time you fucked her.
I know I'll lose the bet, but I'm a sporting man.
Wow. I think I'm in love. LOL
I miss military repartee.
Bush is a man? Since when? Jack the Ripper wore a suit, but that didn't make him more than walking syphilis, a mass-murderer with a twitch, like this Bushliar thug the racists love.
If Bush is this Amuricccan's 'man,' that must be some ass-hurting turtle.
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I already sent them a email yesterday having linked to it from the other site. When I emailed the silly Repugs, I went to Media Matters for America, cut and pasted what they wrote after Kelli Arena on CNN said that people are speculating that Al Quaida wants John Kerry to win. According to MMFA, a May 2 Reuters article published a letter from Al Quaida stating they wanted Bush to win because (and I am paraphrasing here) he's a fucking idiot.
Bush/Cheney '04: Because a War on Terror NEEDS MORE TERRORISTS
-- Got a CIB asshole?
I don't know what a "CIB asshole" is, but I for one am prepared to stipulate that Warthog has a perfectly splendid, even a perfect, asshole. (Circumference Infinitely Big, perhaps?)
-- Meanwhile, folks, to paraphrase a well-worn slogan from the War on Drugs: Why do you think they call it "bumper-sticker mentality"? My CIB mind bifurcates on this sort of thing. I mean, any dumbass Yahoo who thinks, "Hot damn! Ain't that the truth! Har-har!" upon seeing any bumper sticker suggesting Kerry is a friend to terrorism, or some sort of traitor, is already lost.
Whether he or she will actually drag their degraded CIB asses to a voting booth in November is another story; we can only hope he or she will be too drunk or distracted by Demolition Derby re-runs to actually pull the lever.
But I wonder if embracing political discourse by bumper sticker, slanderous or witty, is really worth it. Politics reminds me more and more like a small-time record distributor I worked for twenty years or more ago. This guy couldn't resist buying hot merchandise; you would see him down the end of the driveway huddled with some greasy-looking guy driving an unmarked van or panel truck, and the next thing you know, we would be unloading boxes of LPs and tapes.
The worst part about it was that the hot stuff was never really stock we needed; invariably it stiffed out and took up space, because my boss couldn't get the record company sales reps to authorize overstock or "defective" returns for the bastard merchandise.
But my boss just couldn't help himself. The senior staff, who'd worked with him for years, explained to us punks that it was no use arguing with the boss. He would always shut critics down by claiming that if he didn't do it, somebody else would.
Thus endeth the cautionary parable. No, I don't think I'll vote for Nader this time around. But I wonder if we can really enlighten the Yahoo masses by jacking up the bumper stickers one notch at a time...
The Jefferson County GOP is using a known terrorist in an attempt to influence a National election.
I'm pretty sure that's a very, very serious crime under the U.S.A. Patriot Act.
Someone should be doing a long stretch in a Federal pen over this one.
Talk about a hatefest!
My Idea for two bumper stickers for subversive Dems to be used together in Red States next to each other on big freekin SUV's:
REPUBLICANS FOR KERRY!
and
BUSH/CHENEY
FAILURE/SHAME
(I'd put bullet proof glass in, too because the GOPPERS would surely pop a brain vessel.)
Slim Whitman,
Go! I knew Bush didn't serve and Chaney didn't serve, but I didn't know about all those other chickenhawks.
Alternately:
Bush/Cheney 04: Because The War Is Not Meant To Be Won.
I like liberals and leftist with balls!!!
Or ovaries
Warthog,
You should actually read Kerry's testimony. You can find it in any large library which is a government depository. Having done so, Kerry said some things which people may not have liked, but some things which were true.
And why are you bragging about your CIB? I mean, you only have to serve in combat a limited time to get one. You're not trying to puff your creds are you? What unit did you serve in and for how long? You wouldn't want people to think you were one of those people who claim to be vets and aren't. I think we can both agree those people are despicable.
B: Fuck the GOP county organization. They're clowns. Send letters to the state's Congressional delegation and ask them if they agree with this slander.
Then send letters to the largest papers and TV stations in the state, asking them if they realized these people are slandering a decorated veteran by implying he's guilty of treason.
Also contact the NY Times, WaPo, CNN and LA TImes politics desk. Sending them a photo of the bumper sticker would be excellent. Throw a hint about dirty campaigning and see if they bite.
Contact veteran organizations as well, and ask them if they agree with this slander.
The only way to get them to stop is to make it so hot for them, getting so many questions they have to shut down. You think Rove nees this kind of shit linked to Bush? Scream Willie Horton if you want, but tag the Sauron/Gollum campaign with this nonsense. Make they at least reject it.
The problem as I see it is that any attempt to actually say anthing intelligent to these people is impossible. Like many fascist/republicans/wingnuts, they don't liet facts get in the way of reality. Don't forget this is the state that elected Mitch, I always have a stupid smirk on my face, McConnel (spelling).
I'm kinda thinking the Kerry/Edwards campaign is not really expecting kentucky to fall their way in the election.
Actually, I sent an e-mail to Richardson a couple of days ago alluding to the fact that George Bush is Bin-Laden's man because he has done everything which Osama wanted and that the next chance the Republican party would have for the White House would be in 8 years.
I really think that we must become more aggressive in getting out the progressive message!
My letter to the Jefferson County GOP:
Mr. Jack Richardson IV
Mr. Merv Brandes
Jefferson County Republican Party
Jefferson County, Kentucky
Dear Sirs:
I call upon you as Americans to decry the shameful association being made on a bumpersticker that I am given to understand is available from your offices. To associate an American veteran and recipient of medals of honor with Osama bin Laden, even in a satirical, tongue-in-cheek way, is despicable and underhanded.
I urge you to remove those bumperstickers from your Republican Party headquarters and from general circulation -- they do nothing to enhance your standing as men of honor, respect and dignity; quite the contrary, in fact -- the tacit approval of this message, however sidelong, paints you as lowly, acrimonious, partisan operators, willing to say anything to get your candidate elected. It is shameful.
Respectfully yours,
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The Republican hypocrisy is astonishing, is it not?
I notice the Louisville GOP headquarters are located on Mohammed Ali Drive. Only wish "The Greatest" could show up and explain the error of Richardson the fourth's ways.
Well... I went ahead sent those nice GOP folks this letter:
To Whom it May Concern:
I see that your organization is distributing a bumper sticker that says "Kerry is bin Laden's Man/Bush is Mine."
What I'm wondering is this: Did bin Laden contact you to tell you this? And if so, shouldn't you be reporting this to the appropriate agency? If memory serves, bin Laden is wanted in connection with the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2004, among other acts. It seems to me that the patriotic thing for you to do would be to help bring bin Laden to justice.
I'm assuming that bin Laden contacted you, because the previously announced position of bin Laden's organization, al Qaeda, was that they fully endorsed the President, George W. Bush. (Associated Press, Thursday, March 18, 2004 - "Islamists Declare Spain Truce, Endorse Bush") Since I know the Republican party stands for truth, it follows that al Qaeda must have contacted you to let you know that they were withdrawing their endorsement.
Today I called this guy, plus two other people who I saw make stupidly outrageous statements in the news in the past two weeks, to express my outrage, & continued determination to work to defeat the Republicans in November. If anyone wants their phone numbers let me know.
They are, in no particular order, Greg McNeilly: "Unlike the Democratic party where the D stands for disenfranchisement... Michigan GOP; Glenn Foldessy: "When it comes to terrorism I want Bush in there because the other guy is like sending a boy in to do a man's job." Independent voter, and finally Jack Richardson IV: "I don't know who made those bumper stickers, but I agree with the message." Jefferson County Tennesee GOP. I called up each of them today & gave them a piece of my mind about their undemocratic, anti-American, and downright idiotic statements.
Oh come on! We're a little thin-skinned aren't we? It's a stupid and nasty message, but this is all part and parcel of election year high season.
I've certainly seen equally pointed bumper stickers taking highly partisan potshots at Bush. In fact, I've published some of them at http://www.skreed.com/politics/bush_bumper2.html
You will note that most of them came from Eschaton and DailyKos bloggers.
Though it must be said that those slogans coming from our side are way funnier.
uh...editor bob, is the DNC distributing your snarky bumber stickers.
Oh - and of course ours are way funnier. How many funny/witty Republicans have you ever met?
The button I recently gave my 2 year old friend for his birthday (his parent's loved it, anyway):
Bush/Satan '04
And still my favorite recent political t-shirt sighting:
"My dick would make a better Vice President"
Bush is the best thing that has ever happened to Osama.
Al Qaeda Recruitment is way up because of Iraq.
Kerry is Bin Laden's Man.
Bush is Bin Laden's Bitch.
Hearing of that bumper sticker inpired me to create my own. I we know that if a terrorist were gonna choose any candidate ti would be bush.
Al Queda Loves Bush, check it out:
http://www.cafeshops.com/alqaedalovebush
Handover Fist -
Kerry is Bin Laden's Man.
Bush is Bin Laden's Bitch
I must say, this is my favorite so far.
very beautiful mesenger thankss
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