I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Thanks snake lady!
In what respect, Charlie?
Echidne stole the kittehs
Sheetheads!
.
yo
still not dead
team of mavericks represent!
Echidne stole the kittehs
I wanted to. The other day I caught myself thinking if I could tame a fly to have a pet.
Larry is not a giraffe/Cylon hybrid.
.
echidne,
Thou art goddess.
Midnight Rambler '73
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H...h?
v=Hy6ZgzHvC9w
mmmm...fresh sheets
But C and N are pretty much the only words I won't use, at this point.
My wife even nudges me in store parking lots when I talk a bit too loudly about Bush.
Coming up next:
SPOCKO SQUAD!
(In Color)
TKK
And... I'm a dick.
.
team of mavericks represent!
Son says if you have to call yourself a maverick then you aren't. I think he's right. They've way overused that. It's hurting them at this point.
H'lo...we being relatively decent to each other tonight?
Aww
I am sleepy.
Clean cool troll-free sheets.... heaven!
My wife even nudges me in store parking lots when I talk a bit too loudly about Bush.
Isn't it time to get over that fear?
We got the snake lady, the parrot lady, the cat lady, the wet tiger lady...
is cockmaggot as bad as the c-word? I tend to use it as my vulgarity swiss army knife
"H'lo...we being relatively decent to each other tonight?"
fuck yeah
Good Christ, Gromit, it's only the 6th!
Isn't it time to get over that fear?
smalfish
I'm completely over it. That's the problem.
"H'lo...we being relatively decent to each other tonight?"
fuck yeah
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher "
suck my d...
nah, I can't say it.
Sometimes this place reminds me of an old Night Court show where the Soviet and American negotiators for the nuclear weapons treaty were stuck in the court overnight. At the end of the time, they'd solved all the problems - and then they tore it up because the politicians wouldn't buy it.
And... I'm a dick.
No, you're a Jeffraham. Unless you want to be a dick. Then it's OK.
Obama about to be fed into a wood chipper. This bum isn't going to know what hit him. Next 30 days will be hell on earth for Obama.Game on.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...ml?
hpid=topnews
Son says if you have to call yourself a maverick then you aren't. I think he's right. They've way overused that. It's hurting them at this point.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 12:03 am
Time for him to go back to reminding people that he's a POW with every third sentence.
Ah, fresh sheets. The perfect foil to say goodnight to all you lovely peoples. Peaceful dreams.
Best use of the c-word, EVAH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h?
v=Euu_DMhsXQo
"nah, I can't say it."
cmon
you KNOW you want to...
"H'lo...we being relatively decent to each other tonight?"
fuck yeah
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher "
suck my d...
nah, I can't say it.
Ali's team of mavrix
Good Christ, Gromit, it's only the 6th!
That has not escaped my notice.
My son and a friend scored tix for Sun, by persistent and prompt dialing. I'm jealous.
Brian Williams on Letterman says he hasn't been granted an interview with Sarah Palin because, he suspects, of their cable network MSNBC.
Sometimes this place reminds me of an old Night Court show where the Soviet and American negotiators for the nuclear weapons treaty were stuck in the court overnight. At the end of the time, they'd solved all the problems - and then they tore it up because the politicians wouldn't buy it.
Mostly, it reminds me of the mad tea party in Alice in Wonderland where everyone just gets up and moves to a clean place setting, has more tea, argues some more, . . . .
The Spocko Squad
A Quinn Martin Production!
Music swells.
Gonna quit while I'm still unoffended.
♥
SPOCKO SQUAD!
(A Quinn Martin Production)
Starring SPOCKO as Lt. Dan Spocko!
with DUNCAN BLACK as Police Commissioner Atrios!
Guest Starring STEVE SIMELS as Nancy Drew!
Tonight's Episode: SUPERTRAIN OF FEAR!
A Quinn Martin Production!
The Streets of San Fran-Spocko!
Brian Williams on Letterman says he hasn't been granted an interview with Sarah Palin because, he suspects, of their cable network MSNBC.
jt | 10.04.08 - 12:06 am
BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Brian Williams, Tom Brokaw, MC David Gregory and Matt Lauer are so far in the tank for the Republicans and McAint, it's pathetic.
Like trained animals dancing for Welch's amusement.
Mostly, it reminds me of the mad tea party in Alice in Wonderland where everyone just gets up and moves to a clean place setting, has more tea, argues some more
Well, I think some of you all make more sense...
Does anybody here practice in Fed courts?
Don't you have to have a law and motion hearing on a Motion to Dismiss?
Gonna quit while I'm still unoffended.
♥
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 12:07 am | #
Good luck and good night, you cunty faggot.
Mostly, it reminds me of the mad tea party in Alice in Wonderland where everyone just gets up and moves to a clean place setting, has more tea, argues some more
I wanna be the Dormouse.
Uncle Blodge how are you recovering?
Are you hopped up on goofballs or just on heavy doses of aspirin.
(Uncle Blodge broke up a kid fight the other day and got hurt in the process.)
Best use of the c-word, EVAH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h? v=Euu_DMhsXQo
Karen H | 10.04.08 - 12:06 am
ties in perfectly!
Heh all of the republican bobbleheads and the republican trolls are calling last nights debate a triumphant victory for Palin.
F**k em! Let them claim last night a victory for Palin, we will claim victory on November 4th!
Wow. Thought that was long gone.
Mostly, it reminds me of the mad tea party in Alice in Wonderland where everyone just gets up and moves to a clean place setting, has more tea, argues some more, . .
Clean cup, clean cup. Move down!
Deep.
Spocko, why do you always turn up just when I'm leaving?
It's a puzzler...
Letterman is REALLY pissed about Palin. He's doing Olbermann-like statements with Brian Williams
man, Letterman is ON FIRE tonite
It's my Unbirthday!
Happy unbirthday to ME!
Don't you have to have a law and motion hearing on a Motion to Dismiss?
You don't need anything to ASK for a motion to dismiss. To have it granted on the other hand.....
"Are you hopped up on goofballs or just on heavy doses of aspirin."
more on the goofball side. Just took a muscle relaxant.
they x rayed my neck and said it's a mess - probably from the car accident I was in
thanks for asking
A Quinn Martin Production?
This will require a huge early 70s Ford product placement, a Continental or maybe a LTD...
Fuckin' Goddamn-erung thingy.
MY wife hates grocery shopping with me late Saturdays.
I have a coupla drinks on board after watching the football games, and I make comments.
switch to Letterman, you have to.
Mostly, it reminds me of the mad tea party in Alice in Wonderland where
everyone just gets up and moves to a clean place setting, has more tea,
argues some more, . . . .
You're just saying that because of all the grinning cats, and the Mercury in retrograde...
Clean cup, clean cup. Move down!
Hmm. A new variant on sheets and owls?
I'm happy to be back at the bar.
Strangely enough, I didn't have a nervous breakdown at my shrink's. I just got a lot of good advice.
I wanna be the Dormouse.
Echidne
Those of a certain age will remember what you said.
Night, bats...
Wow. Thought that was long gone.
"They don't want to go into Boston down 2 games with that Fenway Park crowd>"
WHAT EVER could he mean? 
I hope this Letterman section is getting YouTubed
you KNOW you want to...
--
sometimes you do give in and say it.
especially if it's that rare occasion where
nothing else quite captures the sentiment and
yanno, you think you're all alone, shaking
your fists at the sky...
Anyone who does not drop their final g's is a Sarah Palin hating cunt.
Obama about to be fed into a wood chipper. This bum isn't going to know what hit him. Next 30 days will be hell on earth for Obama.Game on
These sick fucks love this stuff.
Only problem is, it isn't working anymore.
It's like when the black garter belt and the "butler and the madam game" stops working and they keep on jacking off harder and harder, sure that if they just keep doing the same thing it will work one more time. Eventually, America gets tired and goes to sleep. She doesn't mean to be rude. You've just tired her out and bored her to death.
So any advice for someone to get over a breakup?
Strangely enough, I didn't have a nervous breakdown at my shrink's. I just got a lot of good advice.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
But.. it was pencilled in!
Karen H | 10.04.08 - 12:06 am
No doubt.
This will require a huge early 70s Ford product placement, a Continental or maybe a LTD...
We're trying to locate Frank Cannons old ride...
Letterman is REALLY pissed about Palin. He's doing Olbermann-like statements with Brian Williams
Attaturk | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 12:10 am
Is he getting Williams to diss McAint and Caribou Barbie as well?
and flinging poop is really all the McAint campaign (and their troll proxies) have left. Miserable failure, part deux the boogaloo.
can someone transcribe letterman for us west coasties?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...ml? hpid=topnews
jack | 10.04.08 - 12:06 am | #
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Bah ha ha ha ha ha! Good luck with that strategy Johnny McCuckoo! The American people want to hear about fixing the economy not cheap attacks on Obama! This strategy will be the final nail in McCorpses coffin!
I hope this Letterman section is getting YouTubed
Attaturk
Huffington's has been doing a daily recap all week of his best McCain ranting. Check the website tomorrow
and Tim Robbins is next!
Dude.
Letterman just said McCain picking Palin would be like Brokaw when he stepped down picking Andy Dick as his replacement.
Strangely enough, I didn't have a nervous breakdown at my shrink's.
Did you get your money back?
Ali, it was, but I wasn't in the mood.
His advice was, above and beyond anything else, was to help Mlle take care of legal matters such as restraining orders and guardianship arrangements.
I may be cancelling classes again Monday.
So any advice for someone to get over a breakup?
Trite but true.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...h?v=_5IVuN1N6-
Y
So any advice for someone to get over a breakup
Vote the ticket, baby.
Where was the "Every sperm is sacred....stop the tubesock holocaust...." rap..?
I thought she was a real fundie.....
Look like McCain has abandoned any pretense of trying to convince Americans that he can help solve their economic problems. So he is pulling out of Michigan and stocking up on all the mud he can to throw at Obama. With only a little more effort McCain can go down in history as just as much of a slimeball as Nixon was. Except that McCain will achieve that distinction without ever being elected president.
Calm down and do it baby.
I think I'm the red queen. I've often believed six impossible things before breakfast.
Always do Le jackel
It's like when the black garter belt and the "butler and the madam game" stops working
Ooh, hate it when that happens...
sallyh
I am as I have said before not dead
the Mercury in retrograde...
And yet I bought me a car.
Letterman just said McCain picking Palin would be like Brokaw when he stepped down picking Andy Dick as his replacement.
Attaturk | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 12:13 am
And here I thought Letterman liked Andy Dick.
(and after Brokaw's embarrassing play by play in Denver and St Paul, it's way past time he was put out to pasture.)
and another rare thing, usually Letterman pre-record his friday show earlier in the week. But tonite, he's taped it today because he can't say enough about last night's debate. That's a big deal in Dave's world. Canceling on Dave last week will cost McCrap a lot more than expected
O'Biden's
and even funnier, is that two are teetotalers and
three are moderate to minimalists
unheard of!
One thing about Harris-Teeter.
For all the free sample stuff they lay out, you can glom lunch there.
Breads, and cheeses and meats.
It's pretty cool.
Do it you Christian prelates.
Just for the record, my gay brother and his partner refer to each other as "lazy, fuckin cunt"s all the time.
I see it as somewhat similar to African Americans calling one another the N word. Guess it's all about intent...
(and after Brokaw's embarrassing play by play in Denver and St Paul, it's way past time he was put out to pasture.)
I thought Brokaw retired. Guess not.
CBS will start taking heat for Letterman's political courage.
So any advice for someone to get over a breakup
"my advice is to start drinking heavily"
Okay, can't sleep!
Trying to get over this, though.
.
So let's see...6 months unemployment....check.....breakup of 3 yr relationship...check....
What else could go wrong. Cannot say I won't be glad to see this year end...
Gromit, I just didn't feel like having one. Wasn't really in the mood.
My shrink is very familiar with the legal system, and he said, for my daughter, that's job 1. Fortunately, Mlle agrees.
My students are going to be SO heartbroken about missing 2 Mondays in sequence
Stunning stupid but inventive.
That's a big deal in Dave's world. Canceling on Dave last week will cost McCrap a lot more than expected
Yup. It'll be a gift that keeps on giving the McCain, like herpes.
So any advice for someone to get over a breakup
Buy a puppy.
What else could go wrong. Cannot say I won't be glad to see this year end...
Sorry to hear that, sj. Day at a time. It sounds trite, I know.
"What else could go wrong."
never ask that
you might find out
6 years after the aumf 73-27 senate vote we get 74-25 senate vote to loot the treasury at the request of mr. 19%.
unitary exec and unitary congress. unit. eunuch.
there is essentially no opposition party in usaig.
I think I'm the red queen. I've often believed six impossible things before breakfast.
I can Imagine Phila as the Caterpillar. Blowing smoke rings of intellect at Alice.
Hecate, you mean things like the rule of law, respect for the Constitution, equal treatment for women, equal pay for equal work, an actual democracy, and the dismantling of K Street?
I can do that.
the Mercury in retrograde...
And yet I bought me a car.
sidhra صيذ&# | 10.04.08 - 12:15 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T...h?
v=TAbbgSKUZB4
So any advice for someone to get over a breakup?
Always happy to do tarot readings for Atriots.
Meanwhile, take care of you.
Sallyh, Glad you have a good pro on your side.
Does WT get to be the cat?
So any advice for someone to get over a breakup
Buy a puppy.
NTodd, Famous Person
Travel and enjoy your temporary moment of liberty. Love yourself and others will follow.
I think I'm the red queen. I've often believed six impossible things before breakfast.
Nope, yer just conservative.
Gromit, we're off to the courthouse Monday.
Thanks everyone....it helps. Trying really hard not to cry as there have already been so many tears this past weeks.
early in the show, Dave put clips of the debate into edited "what Palin says" or something like that.
very funny
Dave even made Brian Williams unconfortable by bitching so strongly at Palin! But of course, Brian is a fucker.
Dave's a cool grumpy dude
This is pretty cool.
Aerial views of Afghan compounds. It's fascinating to see how they're constructed and how the spread across the Afghan countryside. Somewhat reminiscent of Vietnamese hamlets - non strategic...
http://www.michaelyon-online.com...tches&
Itemid=55
NTodd, better yet, go to the shelter and save a life.
Wow. Kevin Jeppsen is loosening up.
Thanks everyone....it helps. Trying really hard not to cry as there have already been so many tears this past weeks.
Crying's not bad. It cleans you out for a while.
ACT 1
"Johnny, we can't fuel up the Supertrain with these toxic fuel, people could get hurt!"
"Listen, I know what I'm doing. I just use a little bit of toxic fuel and put it in a big barrel of good fuel. I make money, the sellers of the toxic fuel get rid of their stuff and the Supertrain keeps on rolling."
"But Johnny, what if you are wrong? What if the toxic fuel contaminates all the fuel and it stops running and jerks to a haul. People will get hurt!"
"Don't worry, why do you think that all the passenger seats have air bags? We've got it covered"
"But Johnny, we stripped OUT the airbags to save money. We said that it was just a nanny government requirement and that the Supertrain hadn't crashed in 60 years!"
"We'll worry about that if it happens, all I know is that I'm getting off the train at the next big city, because I just want to do my own thing, it's not like I'm afraid. I just don't choose to ride the Supertrain. I'll just call one of my choppers to come pick me up. But you stay on the train and tell me how it's going. Oh by the way I need to pay the chopper pilot and I don't have my check book, can you loan me 200 bucks? I pay you back the next time I see you at the club."
"Sure Johnny, but I'm not a member of your club, remember?"
"Oh, right. Well next time I see you at one of Sally Quinn's dinner parties I'll big it. Okay, gotta run. Bye!"
Buy a puppy.
NTodd, Famous Person
Then you like eat the puppy?
"what if Todd uses a blue light and sees the cum stains?"-Todd's business partner to Sarah Palin
Crying's not bad. It cleans you out for a while.
agreed. holding it in makes it worse.
I think I'm the red queen. I've often believed six impossible things before breakfast. Hecate
I can Imagine Phila as the Caterpillar. Blowing smoke rings of intellect at Alice.
smalfish
OK, who gets to be Alice?
(Oh wait, I'm supposed to be in bed.)
"my advice is to start drinking heavily"
Better listen to him. He's pre-med.
"Love yourself and others will follow."
Believe it or not bill I have been working really really hard to do exactly that the past few weeks. Its not easy but its been working...been feeling actually pretty good....until this week.
Slamming time. I'm looking at you, baby.
OK, who gets to be Alice?
(Oh wait, I'm supposed to be in bed.)
Then it must be you.
sj
We're right in the middle of a Mercury retrograde. Screws up all communications. Can you go to ground for a week? Hunker down, stay away from fraught situations, get some time alone in nature, take care of yourself? In a week or so, things will be easier.
NTodd, better yet, go to the shelter and save a life.
That shit will never work, you bleeding heart.
"my advice is to start drinking heavily"
Better listen to him. He's pre-med.
NTodd, Famous Person
I thought he was pre-law
"Trying really hard not to cry as there have already been so many tears this past weeks."
if you have to try not to cry, there's more crying to do.
don't fear it - it heals
Hard-ass, baby.
CBS will start taking heat for Letterman's political courage.
jay
CBS can't do anything about it. If they try, Letterman will rant on air about them too. Dave's got nothing to lose, he owns his show and he just doesn't care about what CBS thinks. He doesn't want to stay on another 10 years anyway.
Buy a puppy.
Not a Dalmatian. Trust me.
At least not a male Dalmatian.
Good God, that dog and I went mano-a-mano for at least five years about who was alpha.
I'm too old for that shit these days.
sj | 10.04.08 - 12:19 am
Hang in there. Find your joys and treasure them.
MikeJ (and anybody else) - on 9/29 Obamas atty filed a Motion to Dismiss in the stupid lawsuit chllenging his citizenship. The Freepi think it will be denied any second. I think it will have to have a hearing first. Of course, I'm not a Freeper so I'm not gonna tell them, but I want to know if I'm right.
In a week or so, things will be easier.
I hope so. I had the worst week of my life at work. It couldn't be worse if I lit the office on fire using live babies as kindling.
Cannot say I won't be glad to see this year end...
same here. Depression, near suicide, locked up for observation a couple of days, almost lost my job, shrinks, consolers . . . yep, great year!
At this point, it's all good, baby.
This is what has helped me, sj.
Its not easy but its been working...been feeling actually pretty good....until this week.
sj
Hecate is right. Next week offers you endless opportunities
Supreme Commander, I swore that things couldn't be worse than the week I was in the psych unit.
I was wrong.
I predict at this point one guy makes all the difference.
geebus,commander thor - how are you doing now?
about the mercury retrograde...really??? cuz I sure could use some good news..
OK, who gets to be Alice?
Hello! Alice is reality!
Always remember, you *could* be Sarah Palin.
cuz I really think I am hanging on by a thread...
letterman's probably having rage over loss of paul newman. which is a good thing.
One guy.
Call the doctor if your hardon lasts.. more than 4 hours....three and a half hours is OK....though...
I'm merely a man and I have nothing but love for you.
.
I hope so. I had the worst week of my life at work. It couldn't be worse if I lit the office on fire using live babies as kindling.
Oh my. Did they take your red stapler, or move your cubicle into the basement?
sj, I'm not going through a breakup, but I've had a week that can only be described as a clusterfuck.
Stick close to us. I guarantee you'll start to feel better. These guys have saved my ass more times than I can count.
most excellent song, echidne.
Supreme Commander, I swore that things couldn't be worse than the week I was in the psych unit.
You have my email, Sallyh. things get too bad drop me a line and we'll talk. I'm pretty mellow on Lexapro now, so I listen very well
Jeffraham, I love you and the boys. MWAH!
hungry kittehs will climb legs for food:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_o...ding-
relen.html
Flag.
The Freepi think it will be denied any second. I think it will have to have a hearing first.
I seem to recall some precedent on third party lawsuits about eligibility to run, but I'd have to look it up, and it would be easier without drinking.
I'm merely a man and I have nothing but love for you.
Hold me my daddy!
Good enough.
Supreme Commander, I've been able to stay level. It's making me wonder if all of a sudden one day I'll be in the middle of teaching a class and I'll start bawling.
Jackel's watching CFL football again.
Oh my. Did they take your red stapler, or move your cubicle into the basement?
I don't even have a stapler.
It's just this whole week as been one long cascading disaster, and it's only my second full week on the job. I feel like an idiot. I can't do anything.
Now my Dalmatian nemesis is a cloudy eyed senior who poops eveywhere, so hooray for me.
Great video of Simone. Didn't realize she played piano...
geebus,commander thor - how are you doing now?
Much better. Now doing hypno and starting to work through everything.
OK, who gets to be Alice?
(Oh wait, I'm supposed to be in bed.)
Then it must be you.
Echidne
Hee. Okay, to bed for real. Gotta be up bright and early for a fundraiser tomorrow. Ecstatic dreams, bats...
Sp ocko, Brilliant!
I loved it! It was much better than cats! I'm going to see it again and again!
Anon, I can only derive the conclusion that this week has been a clusterfuck for nearly everyone.
thank you thank you thank you....cuz I am actually kind of alone.
The Defense Department will pay private U.S. contractors in Iraq up to $300 million over the next three years to produce news stories, entertainment programs and public service advertisements for the Iraqi media in an effort to "engage and inspire" the local population to support U.S. objectives and the Iraqi government.
$300 million/3 years =
$100 million/year=
$9 million/month=
$250,000 day
Think about that.
I know a lot of people who are extremely proficient with a movie camera and audio who know how to manipulate people. They make feature movies for less than $50,000.
Of course, they have consciences so they would never do this.
But this is fucked up.
Deeply fucked up.
It's making me wonder if all of a sudden one day I'll be in the middle of teaching a class and I'll start bawling.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
If that ever happens, imagine they are all sitting there in their underwear. It wont help at all, but I've heard people say to do that before.
Much better. Now doing hypno and starting to work through everything.
Supreme Commander Thor
Good for you. It's hard work.
Great video of Simone. Didn't realize she played piano...
She's very good at the piano. There are some old YouTube pieces where she shows what she can do.
Jackel's watching CFL football again.
Ali's team of mavrix
it is more fun to watch
hey, Tim Robbins hair is as grey as Letterman
oki out, oy.
"this week has been a clusterfuck for nearly everyone."
yeah - I'll go with that
sj, even if you don't feel like talking, just hang.
Someone here's going to make you laugh. I guarantee it.
It's just this whole week as been one long cascading disaster, and it's only my second full week on the job. I feel like an idiot. I can't do anything.
Learning curve, hon. It's a slow burn.
You'll be fine in another few weeks. I'm pretty sure you're no idiot.
clusterfuck here, too. I was absolutely useless at work.
Anon, I can only derive the conclusion that this week has been a clusterfuck for nearly everyone.
Yeah. I suppose.
I know it's been tough on your end, too. If it helps, you have my sympathies.
"cuz I am actually kind of alone."
here can be a good place.
(((((((((HUGS))))))))))
Hell, I was talking about Palin and zombie Ronald Reagan getting it all down.
$300 million/3 years =
$100 million/year=
$9 million/month=
$250,000 day
Think about that.
Do we have to?
"this week has been a clusterfuck for nearly everyone."
I got fired, but remain strangely serene.
so i went back and called sheets.
who's smarter
S Palin
or
T Francona?
MikeJ, the issue IS standing. But I think there still has to be a hearing for an order to issue.
But for God's sake, don't let me interrupt drinking!
Here's a good place, true. A web.
Anon, and you have mine.
I think we need chocolate. How about I bake some chocolate cake?
Supreme Commander, I've been able to stay level. It's making me wonder if all of a sudden one day I'll be in the middle of teaching a class and I'll start bawling.
I had that happen today. I rescued a bat three weeks ago and was wondering how he was doing and just lost it. Had to leave the building and walk around. Had some bad memories brought up in hypno during my session last night, and it was still weighing on me.
Can I join in the lament?
The doc this morning told me that I might have to choose between my job and my life because the stress is wrecking my body...
I have worked myself out onto a limb of specialization and with this economy I don't have a prayer of finding another job at the pay rate I need to pay my bills.
So I can continue and lose my health and maybe my life, or I can quit and lose my house, my credit, and probably my wife.
It sucks.
{{{{{{{{{{sj}}}}}}}}}}
not alone.
the really lame shit at Angels games is that unless they put on that rally monkey video the crowd pretty much makes no noise.
yankee fans make more noise than angel fans at the angel park. ditto sox fans.
Bill, I don't know that I'm serene, but I would think I would be much more frantic.
Of course, my shrink tweaks my meds to suit the situation. He upped the Klonopin a little.
Learning curve, hon. It's a slow burn.
I hope so. I've been caught making mistakes, and I wonder when the grace period ends.
Part of me is unhappy because it's supposed to be a writing job, and there's precious little of it. It's all editing and site publishing and marketing.
{{{Atablarasa}}}
And so much of this is completely beyond our control.
I think we need chocolate. How about I bake some chocolate cake?
I have milk and a fork ready to go.
Shit, bill. Really?
David Letterman just asked Brian Williams if the McCain Obama race was starting to look like Bob Dole vs. Clinton. Williams replied that it was "more like Eisenhower/Kennedy," experience vs. youth. Then he said it again: "Eisenhower/Kennedy."
In case you are as big an idiot as Brian Williams, which I doubt, you realize that Kennedy ran against NIXON, not Eisenhower.
Anyone can make a mistake, but this was a whopper, and he said it twice, and added a few lines of explanation. My diagnosis is that Williams just can't bring himself to compare his buddy Maverick to Tricky Dick.
(This was all preceded, by the way, by Dave slamming Palin and McCain, and Williams "balancing" these attacks by spouting Republican talking points and waxing poetic about 9/11, and how the GOP team had "kept us safe.")
So I can continue and lose my health and maybe my life, or I can quit and lose my house, my credit, and probably my wife.
It sucks.
Ohnoes. Isn't there a third alternative? I'm always looking for that when people give either-or kind of statements. There might not be one but looking for it can lead to improvements in the other two.
I really can't remember a time when the Dow was actually handed off lower by a President that where he found it, since Hoover.
atablarasa--
if you believe the doc, you gotta look for new work.
Echidne, do you know anything about that concert Simone did in the video you posted? It was tagged Harlem. Do you know the name of the festival? I'd love to find out more about it, like who else played...
(((((((((HUGS)))))))))) to everyone...just cause it feels good.
The whole network of people on the web helping you through things always sounded like bullshit to me, but it really does do more good than it sounds like it would to a cynic.
oh ata and sl....glad this isn't a bar that sells booze.
Just to let everyone know, Oct. 12 is International Scream of Frustration Day.
So I can continue and lose my health and maybe my life, or I can quit and lose my house, my credit, and probably my wife.
I will read tarot for Atriots any time.
So I can continue and lose my health and maybe my life, or I can quit and lose my house, my credit, and probably my wife.
It sucks.
atablarasa
Oh wow. That's huge. It is a dilemma lots of us are in, but some of us don't realize it until it's too late.
I'll be in the middle of teaching a class and I'll start bawling.
Boy I am tired. Read that as 'bowling'.
Of course, my shrink tweaks my meds to suit the situation. He upped the Klonopin a little.
I had my Lexapro upped to 20mg, but one of my therapists wants me to try getting off the Klonopin at least for the weekends, just to see if I can deal with the stress.
Obama has lied repeatedly about his intentions to stop smoking cigarettes.
wow bill....damn...it was that ground ball you missed, huh?
(((((((((HUGS)))))))))) to everyone...just cause it feels good.
sj
thanks
I think we're going to need the Le Mort du Chocolat version of the cake.
Echidne, do you know anything about that concert Simone did in the video you posted? It was tagged Harlem. Do you know the name of the festival? I'd love to find out more about it, like who else played...
No, but I think there are a couple of other songs by her from the same concert and those might have more information.
Do we have to wait till the 12th to scream?
Is the Dow really going to go under 10,000? When was it last at that point?
You know I've been feeling very numb this week and doing NOTHING. I think that I do this just so that I will get thrown into a panic and have adrenaline to push me or external circumstances push me. There is much to comment blaming others for your pain, vs. yourself.
Today I was trying to get out of my head were the same stuff goes around and around and feels both stale and stuck (Hecate knows the card I picked representing this time) I physically had to move myself and just walk. Left foot, right foot, breathe.
Annie Lamotte says that she gets the same advice from her priest friend Tom (who I also know).
What I really want is to be with some Atriots and maybe watch a movie together or do something like badminton. That is one of the limitations of not being in the same place physically we can't do the non-intellectual thing. I'm actually an extrovert and I like to entertain people so I would get a kick out of it, but it might not be the same for introverts. There are a lot of writers here who are an I vs and E on the meyer's briggs.
Hell, I was talking about Palin and zombie Ronald Reagan getting it all down.
Le Jackel | 10.04.08 - 12:31 am | #
Hell, we've been talking about the equally unqualified zombOmama, and his faux emotional Biden. (Nice pimping his dead kid and wife in a debate. We know he's just as absoultely sincere as Obama. Tears on, tears off, and shake hands with Gwen. Oh, and he takes the train!)
I must bid you all a good and restful night. Work awaits in the morning and it seems lots less like work when I have rested. Sweet dreams.
Oh yeah, Obama will be our next President
{{{{{{{{ATRIOTS}}}}}}}}
This mercury thing is more powerful than I thought.
Is the Dow really going to go under 10,000? When was it last at that point?
When George Bush took office.
She's very good at the piano. There are some old YouTube pieces where she shows what she can do.
Oh, indeed she was. She was going to be a classical pianist, originally, but she couldn't because in those days, you know, that wasn't something black folk were allowed to do.
(My internet connection or haloscan have been truly uncooperative here)
Do we have to wait till the 12th to scream?
I'm sure you can start now, like it's exhibition play before the season starts.
bases fucking loaded.
On your feet, holy porch types.
kaymoutl8rh9rz
RE: Obama citizenship suit.
The judge will look at the diverse certificates of birth for Obama, will cite the fucktards for whatever he can, and declare Obama a citizen of the U.S.
The freepi will shit themselves in frustration.
Mercury? That sucker going backwards again? That always messes things up I hear.
The Dow may very well go sub 10,000.
The foreign exchange markets go apeshit when Wall Street fucks up.
"all of a sudden one day I'll be in the middle of teaching a class and I'll start bawling."
I did once.
my seniors asked me how I learned the african american community
I said well, there were two people who taught me...
(one is dead now)
and I got 2 words in and that was it
they gave me over a minute to compose myself
that is a long time for high school kids
I will read tarot for Atriots any time.
Hecate
Do you have to be one of the cool kids?
My grandmother used to do mine, but she passed last year.
"this week has been a clusterfuck for nearly everyone.
Cuz it's a Mercury retrograde.
Dig your fingernails into the cliff and hang on. By this time next week, things will be getting easier.
Well, yeah. I gotta go beddie.
♥
Is the Dow really going to go under 10,000? When was it last at that point?
October, 2004
S in MIch
Oh come on and give it a rest, will ya?
bases fucking loaded.
sidhra
have faith.
Same class contained the student that saw I was in a bad mood - totally pissed at the universe
she came up to me looking like a kitten about to kick he shit out of a ball of string
I said what do you want, Ms sowell
she said "you need a hug" and more or less jumped on me and pulled me into a bear hug as the class dissolved into laughs
I said get the hell off me
she said "not till you're happy"
laugh or cry - it was close...
but I was happy. I later told me thank you - I did need that. she gave ma a "duh" look and said "I know"
What I really want is to be with some Atriots and maybe watch a movie together or do something like badminton.
In November, Xbox LIVE is rolling out a makeover, where members can watch movies with one another over their network.
I'd bet there's a web feature out now or soon coming to match this, so we can all watch something together.
Do you have to be one of the cool kids?
My grandmother used to do mine, but she passed last year.
Any Atriot, any time.
Pick three cards and email me at hecate demetersdatter at hot mail dot com.
My honor
S in MIch
I thought McLame just shit on Michigan. He hates them.
So I can continue and lose my health and maybe my life, or I can quit and lose my house, my credit, and probably my wife.
It sucks.
atablarasa
You can't look at it that way. There's always a way out, another option. Just ask and it will present itself. Not right away, but an answer will come.
Literally, close your eyes and simply ask...
I actually think the Dow is undervalued.
If I had any money to throw into the market, I would right now.
Don't worry, we all know that deep down we are all cool kids.
(Nice pimping his dead kid and wife in a debate. We know he's just as absoultely sincere as Obama. Tears on, tears off, and shake hands with Gwen. Oh, and he takes the train!)
You have no honor.
we all know that deep down we are all cool kids.
catalexis
In my case, it's buried pretty damn deep.
"all of a sudden one day I'll be in the middle of teaching a class and I'll start bawling."
There's much worse that that, and they didn't cry and so can't you.
I really can't remember a time when the Dow was actually handed off lower by a President that where he found it, since Hoover.
It's actually the least of all the major fuckups attributable to the Chimp and his enablers over the past 8 years. The bubble began and flourished during Clinton's presidency. That was when shit started to get really stupid and people were becoming "millionaires overnight" because they happened to be working as a secretary at some startup when it went public.
I assure you that there are quite a few people who still keep the faith, i.e., you can find people to invest hundreds of thousands of dollars in technology that an educated honest person will tell you is unripe bullshit.
And that's reason #4454 why the idea of "bailing out" retarded gamblers is a sucky one.
Obama has lied repeatedly about his intentions to stop smoking cigarettes.
--
it's pretty ignorant to say that.
you can have all the intent in the world to quit.
doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
even just quitting for 2 weeks, 4 months, 8 months at a time is better than nothing.
btw, you really need to learn how to be
instructive without doing damage.
chastising someone
for failing to quit smoking is just plain vile.
does it make you feel superior?
maybe you need to quit your judgmental
addiction. i hope you succeed.
I will read tarot for Atriots any time.
There was a time I used to read the cards but then I did a reading for this girl I knew and told her something life shattering would happen, and three month later she was caught doing soft cord porn movies.
Stopped after that.
It's all that.
"we all know that deep down we are all cool kids."
not me
I hate french movies
but i do have a sucky blog
Hecate, it's a Mercury retrograde on steroids.
"all of a sudden one day I'll be in the middle of teaching a class and I'll start bawling."
Those who can, do. Those who can't teach.
Now stop it! Before I start crying!
Pick three cards and email me
I got Pedro Martinez, Ichiro Suzuki and a Dustin Pedroia rookie card.
Shit, bill. Really?
It's OK. I hated it, and it left me no time to pursue the stuff I went to school for. New manager was micro-managing me to death, and we were just headed for a collision. Just gotta find a tide-me-over in a couple of weeks, which (usually) hasn't been that hard for me. Thanks for asking.
... who can't teach, teach phys ed.
Name that movie!
Those who can, do. Those who can't teach.
killfile.
Wow, people, thanks. Hugs back to you all.
I'm going to spend the weekend on my resume.
Pain shared is pain diminished, right?
So here's what's bothered me for months. I don't have much of a family really....alcoholism. But my best friends extended family has kind of adopted me. They are this big family that all live close together eat together in a huge kitchen a couple nights a week. Anyways, I took a job here to be near them (and the boyfriend)...well as I had expected (and dreaded) I haven't been able to find a job here....I most likely will need to move away again very very soon.....just to be all alone again.
I'd bet there's a web feature out now or soon coming to match this, so we can all watch something together.
OMG!!! The biggest, most hilarious MST3K session on record, that would be.
Le Jackel, I never have and probably never will.. I hope.
That's what the faculty washroom is for.
"
Pain shared is pain diminished, right?"
I guess
I know this place has helped me
... who can't teach, teach phys ed.
Name that movie!
school of rock
I actually think the Dow is undervalued.
If I had any money to throw into the market, I would right now.
MP
I vow that if I ever won the lottery, I'd put it all in ethical investments. Why is it that it's always some moron who always wins and ends up pissing it all away?
http://www.socialinvest.org/
I meant that I took a job here...but it didn't work out...so I haven't been able to find another.
atablarasa, I recently quit a higher paying job because it was starting to affect my health. Took a lower paying job with more time for me, and more flexibility.
I wouldn't go back in a million years. Even though I'm constantly broke.
hey peterboy, we got ourselves a ballgame here...
I really can't remember a time when the Dow was actually handed off lower by a President that where he found it, since Hoover.
Nixon did it.
I got Pedro Martinez, Ichiro Suzuki and a Dustin Pedroia rookie card.
Heh.
Masterson finally got em.
Pain shared may not be diminished, but the loneliness that comes with it certainly is.
yay Firefox - wins my undying admiration.
RE: Obama citizenship suit.
Sheesh. Are they back on this dead horse? They really are zombies.
"I most likely will need to move away again very very soon.....just to be all alone again."
for a time maybe - and you don' know that will happen.
waste of energy to suffer the consequence of something that hasn't happened
even though I do it all the time myself
Le Jackel, I never have and probably never will.. I hope.
I said what now?
Palin to rape victim..."The rapist right to be a father
is more important than your right to live....Ohh..
but we don't want
to throw you in jail... might have to though.....".
Juan Cole's got a great post up about this.....
I'd bet there's a web feature out now or soon coming to match this, so we can all watch something together.
Actually I did a thing with communal web surfing once, everyone in a chat would go to the same web page. I thought it was a great idea, 56k modems might have killed it.
between the meds and the cognac, I'm ready for bed.
See all you wonderful people later.
Ciao!
if anyone is looking for a new gig, I recommend signing up with LinkedIn. It helped me look for a new job about a month ago.
I got Pedro Martinez, Ichiro Suzuki and a Dustin Pedroia rookie card.
Gromit | 10.04.08 - 12:41 am
I got a Joe Theismann Toronto Argonauts rookie card.
and touchdown riders.
"That's what the faculty washroom is for."
as I said above...
I did twice
but they were kind of special kids
meds and cognac!!! Some people have all the luck.
if anyone is looking for a new gig, I recommend signing up with LinkedIn. It helped me look for a new job about a month ago.
I've heard others say that it works fast, too.
only 13 more weeks of unemployment...and just enough savings to cover a move....so the chances are getting slimmer all the time.
I haven't been able to find a job here....I most likely will need to move away again very very soon.....just to be all alone again.
Don't do that. Take a couple of crappy jobs. I used to work one full time job and two part time jobs and all of them were crappy.
Give all you have for loveliness
Buy it and never count the cost
For one white singing hour of peace
Count many a year of strife well lost.
I forget who wrote it, maybe Teasdale, but it's true.
Can you imagine playing the oil commodity futures when Chimpy took office?
Buy at what, $30 a barrel, and wait and sell at $130 a barrel?
That'll get you a Bentley or two.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R...h?
v=R1OEEeu8e3I
Porter Waggoner - Satisfied Mind
For your souls.
Those who can, do. Those who can't teach.
You really are a troll.
Go away.
atablarasa, I recently quit a higher paying job because it was starting to affect my health. Took a lower paying job with more time for me, and more flexibility.
Good for you. I went through a very rough patch in my job a year or so in. I was so stressed I got shingles. Now I'm glad I stuck it out, though I can see some tough times ahead now with the economy. But I feel lucky. I finally found a niche that suits my skills and my personality.
yea, bill buckner.
angels fans are teh losers...they only cheer for something to happen when the stadium av crew puts on the monkey video.
sad.
Cool, baby.
But I feel lucky. I finally found a niche that suits my skills and my personality.
Cool. Congrats.
if anyone is looking for a new gig, I recommend signing up with LinkedIn. It helped me look for a new job about a month ago.
Now there's an idea I haven't tried. But would still most likely require a move. This area is just not flush with opportunities for Web Programmer.
why linkedin?
The song, called "Politics: Obama Is Here," was released earlier in the day and refers to the New York senator as an "irrelevant b***h." Ludacris, whose real name is Chris Bridges, also takes aim at John McCain in the song, saying the Arizona senator "don't belong in ANY chair unless he's paralyzed."
The song, which largely celebrates the rise of Obama on the national political scene, also criticizes the Rev. Jesse Jackson and President Bush.
Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton said Ludacris should be "ashamed of these lyrics."
Obama has praised Ludacris in the past and the two men sat down privately in 2006 together to discuss ways to empower youth.
Praise and damanation? Seems contradictory, just like everything else in Obama's campaign.
Typical.
This area is just not flush with opportunities for Web Programmer.
Without being too specific, what area?
sj, eat some mint creme filled dark chocolate. Nature's own antidepressant.
You really are a troll.
Go away.
smalfish | 10.04.08 - 12:47 am
No one was paying any attention to its Elias sockpuppet, so it had to switch to a different one to get attention.
13 weeks of unemployment will take you through the election and beyond. Things will start loosening up then. You could even get a part time temp holiday job to keep the ramen noodles coming while you look.
The big family of good friends probably knows people who know people who work in places where there's a job posted by the elevator and they pass the word -- that's networking right there.
So cry over the lost relationship and stick close to that big family of good friends. It'll be okay.
SJ, I understand that feeling about finding a made family to not feel so alone. Hang tough.
Ali, I hear ya, but it's been 5 years since I used most of the other skills I have learned in computers.
And underneath it all, I really want to switch to photography, writing and travel (my home page for an example), which I've never done for money...
why linkedin?
Think FaceBook mashed up with Monster or Careerbuilder. A lot of social networking, jobs, interest groups...plus a bunch of LinkedIn-only jobs.
And it's free (unless you wanna trick out your account)
this just in from the campaign:
John McCain was at it again today, releasing yet another ad full of lies about Barack Obama and taxes.
The McCain campaign is using a manipulative, dishonest method to calculate how many times Barack has voted to raise taxes, and they came up with the number 94 -- completely unsupported by any independent analysis of the record.
So we turned it around and used the McCain campaign's bogus counting method on his record. And guess what?
Using his own standards, John McCain has voted 477 times to raise taxes!
Our team put together a fun video to help you and your friends see just how desperate John McCain looks when he runs the same tired attacks Republicans have used for years.
It's yours.
No one was paying any attention to its Elias sockpuppet, so it had to switch to a different one to get attention.
Tom - 大肚腩 | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 12:50 am | #
Clever. And you're so American, being five time zones away.
Praise and damanation?
Sounds like true leadership skills to me. Where did you learn yours?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=i...feature=related
An earlier version. Seriously, between wine and this music, you can imagine Sarah and John's plane crashing into a mountainside without blinking.
Think of the beautiful colors.
Sounds like true leadership skills to me. Where did you learn yours?
smalfish | 10.04.08 - 12:51 am | #
Wha? At what point did you consider this a coherent comment?
Nothing stupid.
MikeJ...in Florence SC
Seriously, between wine and this music, you can imagine Sarah and John's plane crashing into a mountainside without blinking.
Think of the beautiful colors.
Stunt Woman
Don't want to imagine that, thanks.
Sallyh!
Still standin'. Cool. 
anon--I'll try it.
I got to be one of two finalists for a good job at the local U....the dean decided he didnt like either of us.
happened thursday.
started extended benefits in September.
Something brilliant.
No one was paying any attention to its Elias sockpuppet, so it had to switch to a different one to get attention.
Tom - 大肚腩
Fuck off, school shooter...
tase the monkey...
I'm on LinkedIn, but haven't used it much. I would love to use it to talk to other folks about analytical problems and such, but I guess that might be more suited to something like the user groups that help each other out in computing.
The cat on NTodd's blog is good to look at, by the way.
Extended benefits....I like that description!
Fuck off, school shooter...
Elias: Moral Hazard. | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 12:53 am | #
But, but, but, they know better than us, with their Community College education.
anon--I'll try it.
It might pan out, it might not...but it could lead you in a better direction, new avenues to find work.
Good luck!
Wonder who snow knows. Research triangle has some hitech, but it's not as good as staying at home.
*****JUDGE ORDERS OBAMA TO PRODUCE BIRTH CERTIFICATE****
http://www.newswithviews.com/
After the last two Presidential elections, I don't trust shit until I see it.
But the polls indicate an ass kicking.
I haven't read the thread, but I'm jumping in anyway. Is anyone here? Are we troll infested or free?
but I guess that might be more suited to something like the user groups that help each other out in computing.
I'm a member of a bunch of writing groups and gaming groups. There's something for everyone.
Same, same.
"School shooter" is an insult commonly used in what part of the world??
I should go to bed, but it's the loveliest Autumn evening. . . .
hello camel... fahrenheit!
We are infested.
troll at 12 oclock.
nose gunner. do something.
But the polls indicate an ass kicking.
538 moved NC from light pink to white. North fuckin carolina.
******FORENSIC EXPERT SAYS OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS A FORGTERY*****
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/
DEEP THOUGHT
Now that Paulson has delivered his package, it's time for him to fuck off.
NC ditto at electoral-vote.
politico has it dem.
Are we troll infested or free?
Elias and his sockpuppet are here, but the grownups are mostly just ignoring them.
I'm phonebanking this weekend. You?
Yer back it where it all is.
The Assclown Posse is here in full force. For this, I recuscitated the connectsion?
Wow... falling back on atlas juggs, the terra-ist lover.
Why do you filthy losers think it's okay to give Obama a pass for his extensive associations with unrepentant terrorists? Is it because it doesn't exist as a fact unless the New York Times acknowledges it as such?
According to Comcast...
"Fey, Queen Latifah to Parody Palin and Ifill"
538 moved NC from light pink to white. North fuckin carolina.
MikeJ | 10.04.08 - 12:56 am | #
And I remember "Kerry in a landslide" this time four years ago. Would but he could.
Now, we're stuck.
Good even...ning...
Awwww!
[Looks at bottom of shoe...starts scraping...]
Is jack really trying to link us to atlas juggs?
angels fans are teh losers.
Orange County. 'Nuff said! (And they can't make up their mind where they play. When I was a kid, they were the "California Angels." Then they became the "Anaheim Angels." And now have settled on the nomenclature "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim." Sheesh.)
My body and brain told me I had to quit my job. I was so burnt out I could hardly move. (Interestingly I'm feeling this way now. Hmmmm.)
And I think that the only way that I COULD quit was for my body to say. No. I couldn't give myself permission. And since I was so stressed I couldn't see any alternatives. I still suffer from PTSD from the experience. And I'm not kidding. Yeah it's not like in combat, but the same things were happening. Brain constantly awash with stress chemicals and a frenetic pace. Things got done in "Internet years" Someone who worked for me said that she did 3 years of work in one year with us. It was like a fraking badge of honor burning people up.
Some sick sh*t but that was the ethos.
And as Stunt Woman | 10.04.08 - 12:40 said, there are people who got lucky. There are many, many more who DIDN'T get lucky. But worked just as hard or harder.
538 moved NC from light pink to white. North fuckin carolina.
*fist bump*
I would crap rainbows of joy if Indiana followed suit.
Camelot, remember: killfile is your friend.
we phonebanking sat and sun.
i run one in my area.
it is cool and i never thought i would wear a shirt with a pols name on it.
Tobes, we spend all our time poking fun at the Pravda on the Hudson. Why would you think we care what it has to say?
the infestation was gradual... we fed 'em, & it got worse... the usual.
I'm phonebanking this weekend. You?
Issaquah Salmon days! Free bike tune ups if you ride in and park at the free bike corral.
ms fahrenheit
I'm here
Phonebanking? Do you disclose to people that you are a self-identified witch? Do you think that would affect the responses you get?
Okay, JJ.
smalfish promised me fellatio if Texas went blue 
Think of the beautiful colors.
Stunt Woman
Don't want to imagine that, thanks.
Too late.
Smell the hot dog.
Elias and his sockpuppet are here, but the grownups are mostly just ignoring them.
"Grownup" in the sense of the fantasy world of tarot cards and astrology and witches?
"Why do you filthy losers ...?
"Filthy losers" the idiot troll apparently can't live without.
.
Hecate, I'm taking Mlle home. She's doing well.
Can you believe her male social worker told her she would be smeared in court by pressing charges against her ex.
Her response was, you know, I'm getting kind of used to it.
That's a laught, Tlaz. If it weren't for Pinchy Puto's rotten enterprise, you dhimmicrats wouldn't know what to believe.
Why do you filthy losers think it's okay to give Obama a pass for his extensive associations with unrepentant terrorists?
You have no idea of the plans being made for after the election.
All I can say is prayer rugs, bitches.
I'm phonebanking this weekend. You?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
Great to hear! My daughter was at the office for five hours this evening with four of her friends. I am currently awake because we are opening another office tomorrow and I am emailing everyone about everything. Press releases, office supplies, etc.
I am very tired and feel old. I need to call volunteers this week for a canvass next weekend.
Crunch time is coming.
Toby is a self defined witch?
smalfish promised me fellatio if Texas went blue
And I assume you're phonebanking too....
I swear the Al Pacino film "Scarface" is comedy.
I would crap rainbows of joy if Indiana followed suit.
I could sell tv time for that.
538 moved NC from light pink to white. North fuckin carolina.
And McCain moved out of Michigan and left S in Mich behind. I'll bet it's in tears.
Elias, you used to have a point, now you're just an asshole.
Different social studies project?
nice thought, Spocko.
angels were cool when the hats had halos.
yea, bill, they changed names and remember they used to wear blue.
cant make up their mind on that either.
I would crap rainbows of joy if Indiana followed suit. - Anon
Oh, dear, that is, ummm, quite the visual.
That was lovely, but evil.
"Grownup" in the sense of the fantasy world of tarot cards and astrology and witches?
Elias: Moral Hazard. | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 12:59 am | #
Don't harsh the mellow, man.
I'm jaded regarding the way women are treated in the justice system, but it's all we've got.
Fuck the fucking Diaz brothers.
I'm phonebanking this weekend. You?
Racing tomorrow, canvassing Sunday.
It's official. I'm the biggest loser here. The biggest turd in the bowl. I have reached the pinacle of my professsion. Now excuse me while I crawl up my own ass.
Do you disclose to people that you are a self-identified witch?
I phone bank w "self-identified" Baptists, "self-identified" Jews, "self-identified" Catholics, "self-identified" Methodists, "self-identified" atheists.
Gods, you are an idiot. Everytime you open your mouth you reveal your ignorance and complete lack of familiarity with polite society.
smalfish promised me fellatio if Texas went blue
Oh yea baybee!
"And McCain moved out of Michigan and left S in Mich behind."
I believe I heard he might bail on PA as well.
that would be great - as i would then have to look at far fewer of his fucking commercials
Palin tax returns for 2006 and 2007 release
By RICHARD T. PIENCIAK, Associated Press Writer
Sarah Palin is the breadwinner and husband Todd is, well — he takes a lot of deductions for his fishing and snowmachine racing careers, according to 2007 and 2006 federal tax returns released Friday.
Sarah Palin makes $125,000 a year as Alaska governor. Plus, since she took the job in December 2006, she hasn't paid taxes on the more than $17,000 she received in controversial per diem payments for working out of the family's lakeside home in Wasilla — some 575 miles from the capital of Juneau.
For the 2007 tax year, Todd Palin's self-employment brought him $66,893 in gross receipts — $49,893 from fishing and $17,000 from snowmachine racing. But, the returns show, he claimed so many deductions that he reported only $15,513 net profit from the fishing operation and claimed a $9,639 loss from his racing, leaving him with an overall net income of only $5,874. In addition, Todd earned $43,519 last year working part-time on the North Slope for BP Exploration.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20081...CEal2ms6Rph24cA
Hey, it's not like it's polo ponies.
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Elias, you used to have a point, now you're just an asshole.
Different social studies project?
annie
No, just 8 solid months in this cesspool...
And McCain moved out of Michigan and left S in Mich behind. I'll bet it's in tears.
Ralphie | 10.04.08 - 1:00 am | #
No tears here, bitch. It's a five point race, even with no resources.
Count on Michigan! I'd love you to.
I'm getting kind of used to it.
Know what you mean.
Hecate, the dick actually asked Mlle, after describing her ordeal, if she couldn't think of a better way to work it out with her ex.
He will be brought to the attention of the proper parties.
Finish it baby.
Jack,
I wouldn't click on a link of yours if you sent me a video of you blowing Strom Thurmond as a bonus...
nite bats. peace
I wouldn't click on a link of yours if you sent me a video of you blowing Strom Thurmond as a bonus...
bill buckner
that'd be a bonus?
This night crew is fun. The trolls will be ignored unless I need to vent.
Sallyh
As I said before, How dare ANYONE try to victimize her again!
Blodge
How are you feeling?
Uncle Smokes
Wipe your feet please.
That's a picture in my head I won't be able to remove all weekend, bill buckner.
Ras has Obama up by 10 in Wa State...told you we aren't a tossup.
No, just 8 solid months in this cesspool...
Wha wha what? Is somebody here holding a fucking gun to your head? Or does your browser only point to one URL?
Damn, that is the worst and lamest fucking comeback that I have ever read.
"No, just 8 solid months in this cesspool..."
for what it's worth, you don't bother me, so maybe you'll answer a question.
if that's the way you feel why are you here?
It's his civic duty, Uncle Blodge.
Dude, and we ain't even got a running game.
"Blodge
How are you feeling?"
Like the muscle relaxant has kicked in
and not fixed anything
but I'm alive
O.J. is guilty.
Hey, Toby, You're still a punk ass nazi bitch with a tiny, useless penis. No woman will have you (save for the really desperate crack whores you pay to piss in your face), no man respects you.
You're a tool of a party that will continue to fuck you over for their own profit.
And all the while, we here will laugh at you.
Angels are losers......
Most wins in MLB this year....
Is today opposite day....?
up is down...?
Officially or just in a karma sorta way, Ralphie?
Obama's associations with "unrepetant terrorists?"
It is to laugh.
When you beg forgiveness for Reagan's Iran-Contra scam, and Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussein, and Bush coddling Musharraf and walking hand-in-hand with the Saudi prince-- then I would consider taking you seriously.... your double standards are sure low, though.
O.J. is guilty.
Whoa. Flashback!
Racing tomorrow
sidhra صيذ&# | 10.04.08 - 1:01 am | #
What does this mean? Racing what?
Wait, is this something about boats, or sailing?
Poisoner, your moral exhibitionism is beyond tedious. Why don't you just blame yourself to sleep and leave the rest of the world out of it?
Remember: you are at the root of all these problems.
Officially or just in a karma sorta way, Ralphie?
Officially.
Tends to happen.
Good night, bats. Sweet dreams.
OK. gaming time
nite all
O.J. is guilty.
If the glove don't fit you must kiss my ass...
One thing that helped with the stress is a conscious decision to not get into debt. Used car. No new clothes. Cook own food. No cable.
The funny thing is that the high stress life is actually very seductive at time. I like an adrenaline rush some times. And the things that scare other people, like public speaking, I enjoy. The problem is that I end up talking myself out of it because I think that when I start I won't be able to stop it.
Most wins in MLB this year....
0-11 vs. Sox in postseason. They MAY prevail tonight. We shall see.
I shall follow suit and chat with you fine folks tomorrow. Good night and good dreams.
Elvis is Alive Museum is apparently set to die
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20081...dd_elvis_museum
Steven Wright headlines.
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Papi!
okay took two melatonin and two valerian roots hopefully I will get sleepy soon.
Sorry. One more thing.
Thanks for listening.
Now, good night.
Steven Wright headlines.
Home team bats last!
And the things that scare other people, like public speaking, I enjoy. The problem is that I end up talking myself out of it because I think that when I start I won't be able to stop it.
I enjoyed hearing you on David Goldstein's radio show (that he used to have before that ijit Dori Monson got him fired).
Toby, why don't you just load up your pea shooter and go postal.
Uncle
I am tired of the old goat's commercials too. If he left, it wouldn't change anything for us though. Canvassing and calling leaning Dem, green party, independents, liberatarians, undecideds, and some Repukes. Final weekend for VR and then GOTV.
Have I mentioned how tired and hungry I am?
Enjoy the muscle relaxation.
I'm on LinkedIn, but haven't used it much. I would love to use it to talk to other folks about analytical problems and such, but I guess that might be more suited to something like the user groups that help each other out in computing.
Tlazolteotl, check out http://stackoverflow.com/.
"Remember..."
One day, someone is gonna fuck you up.
May that day come soon, and involve pliers.
.
Mom won't let him out of the basement after 10:00 PM.
"Have I mentioned how tired and hungry I am?"
food cures that
Generally, we lie and we cheat and we steal. Who the fuck is complaining, you? Baby, we got lawyers, bang-bangs, and money. Admittedly, largely your money, but fuck who the fuck is counting?
0-11 vs. Sox in postseason. They MAY prevail tonight. We shall see.
bill buckner | 10.04.08 - 1:10 am | #
Monkey's... just like McCain....pay no mind to facts...
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 1:08 am | #
Toby,
Come back tomorrow when when your sober and look at your comments on this thread, then go find a good solid concrete wall to run into headlong. You wouldn't even make a respectable hermit.
Was it something I said? I showered.
Tlazolteotl, check out http://stackoverflow.com/
Ooh. That looks very scary. Not my line, I'm afraid. But thanks.
Ms. F:
Last sailboat race of the season.
I end up talking myself out of it because I think that when I start I won't be able to stop it
Fill one ear with wax, or tie yourself loosely to teh mast.
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Elvis is Alive Museum is apparently set to die
Elvis needs boats
Elvis needs boats
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.
"Was it something I said? I showered."
you piss someone off?
Why do we need an Elvis Museum? I thought Elvis is everywhere?
j.d. drew!
boston back in front
I finally figured it out.
The Republicans are so busy giving reach arounds to each other that they don't have time to reach across the aisle to work with Democrats.
This is why Cheney rudely said what he said to Sen. Pat Leahy years ago on the Senate floor.
It explains McCain's snobby, almost hateful reaction to Sen. Barack Obama the other day on the Senate floor.
And so many other snubs by Republicans of Democrats over the years, like when the Republicans were running and ruining the U.S. Congress for twelve years. Snub, snub, snub. Spite, spite, spite. Hate, hate, hate.
The answer: the Republicans are too busy giving each other reach arounds for them to show anything but contempt for Democrats and our democracy in general.
Drew!
Last sailboat race of the season.
sidhra صيذ&# | 10.04.08 -
Ooohh. I know nothing about this subject, therefore it is very cool. How does one get into sailboat racing?
Drew!!!
The irony being that some of you say that I'm the masochist for participating here. Unfuckingbelievable.
"j.d. drew!"
evil
ought to be a dallas cowboy
Drew. Sproing!
May that day come soon, and involve pliers.
A fine assortment of them... needlenose, lineman's, water pump, vise grips, and maybe even a use could be found for some heavy-duty Dyke's, here and there....
I'm very obese and very lonely. My daughter may (or may not) be abused, but anyway, it's an excellent vehicle to get online attention!
Oh, and I (say I) can cook!
Anyone want veal? It's cruel, cynical, and pretentious. But, hey, so am I!
But I love everyone. I really, really, do. (Bats puppy dog eyes.)
I'm asking, which team in all of the world won today? I'm not saying. Team A won. Which you don't even get. The chinks know who won. Why doncha ask them?
Obama's nomination is the surest evidence of the Democratic Party's contempt for the United States.
number 9 Kliens!
maybe even a use could be found for some heavy-duty Dyke's
Over here!
So, Toby, how DID the whole piss in your face thing begin?
Was it something mommy did to you when you were getting your daily enema?
Jack,
I wouldn't click on a link of yours if you sent me a video of you blowing Strom Thurmond as a bonus...
bill buckner
fabulouso.
where's the rally monkey now?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 1:17 am | #
you are if you enjoy this
really - you come here and the nicest thing you hear is fuck off and die
hard not to believe you enjoy abuse
Hmmm. La Poisoner has a groupie.
Thanks Tlazolteotl, CCd.
The funny thing is that in real life I can be pretty funny. I realize that sometimes what I say isn't funny but HOW I say it and the timings. Being funny in your writing is often a whole other skill.
If you want to see some funny writing to go with photos you have to check out
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
The photos of bad cakes are one thing, but the comments are what keep it going. Is she this funny in real life? She might be. I've found that performing stand up and writing funny material isn't always the same skill.
I'm an okay writer and a decent performer.
you piss someone off?
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher
Not that I know of.
[See, if you thought you'd make me feel guilty, I'm trying to turn it around on you. Do you feel bad for worrying me.]
See, I'm just too tired for head games.
I have never seen K Rod el foldo so badly as this.
Blodgey, if I can make you mad, I win. See how it works?
Officially.
Yeah, well, this time he only victimized men. So I'm not v surprised.
Climbing under the covers.
I will not turn on the heat until November. I will not turn on the heat until November. I will . . . .
How does one get into sailboat racing?
Head first.
So when does this mercury retrograde thing really end.
Actually, CNN claims we are waiting for the verdict, unless someone here can read minds.
"Do you feel bad for worrying me."
always
but you asked was it something i said i showered and such so I wondered...
Petzold, you don't make anyone here mad so much as nauseous.
slanties. Damn.
Anyone want veal? It's cruel, cynical, and pretentious. But, hey, so am I!
Fuck off, Elias.
CNN claims we are waiting for the verdict
Have I been in a Obama cave? What verdict? and who the hell is Drew?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 1:20 am | #
makes me pity you a bit
and I've seen you melt down here plenty of times
I still don't get what you get out of it
OJ Simpson and a baseball home run for a team I don't care for.
So when does this mercury retrograde thing really end.
The 15th, although it can take a day or two past that to really work itself out of our systems.
Las Vegas Sun says still waiting for verdict.
We beat the man today. Which is same day, same shit. We're getting real excited about tomorrow. I doubt if you've feeling the same way. However, its all good baby.
Drew... from FSU.....
"who the hell is Drew?"
an evil baseball player who is making good plays for the boston red stockings
How does one get into sailboat racing?
Hang out on the dock and offer to crew is the time honored way. Or inherit a boat load of money and move to Newport. Or start the first cable tv superstation and piss everyone off by racing at night.
a=an
and now I have you explaining yourself.
Sorry, I must be in a weird mood.
Blodge, when Toby can't afford to have a crack whore piss in his face, he comes here for his ritual humiliation.
Sad, really.
Is it really bad for a Gemini or something?
who the hell is Drew?
Red Sox right fielder. Just slammed one into the Anaheim night.
spocko
You are v funny and a lot of it is your sense of timing.
As far as Toby is concerned, being here and being abused is sorta like cyber-bukake.
I still don't get what you get out of it
That's because you're not a masochist. I think Chris Tucker has his number, though.
"Sad, really."
yeah I know
Elias at least attempts to say something or make a point at times.
Toby used to act like he wanted to be part of the gang but no more.
now he just farts and wipes boogies all over the thread
sad, as you say
1 out.
an evil baseball player who is making good plays for the boston red stockings
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 1:24 am | #
You all realize I thought you were welcoming someone you knew (Drew) to the thread and scrolled forever trying to find this Drew.
sj
It's really bad for everyone in terms of travel, communication, contracts, computers, phones, etc.
It's a good time for everyone to be introspective, to revisit old issues, to have some down time.
Head first.
Well the first time that I met you
You looked down and out
And I had my doubts about you
Good luck sidhra
Is that what you say for sailing?
"and now I have you explaining yourself."
for your amusement m dear
Blodgey, if I can make you wrinkle your nose at my frightful stench, I win. See how it works?
Next, let's play "Who is the loneliest genetic dead end in the universe?"
Ha-ha I "win" again!
"scrolled forever trying to find this Drew."
worry not
Just know he is evil, although Boston is not
I wonder if I could make a few bucks with a "Magic Troll Ball?"
You shake it up and look underneath..."Outlook Traitorous"...
...shake it up and look again..."My sources say 'Clinton's fault'"...
You know if only the Large Hadron Collider had worked we wouldn't be worrying about the economic collapse of the United States, but the physical collapse of the EARTH!
"Those mini-black holes that we said wouldn't be created? Well we were right. But we created something strange and it seems to be hungry."
And who would we turn to?
You all realize I thought you were welcoming someone you knew (Drew) to the thread and scrolled forever trying to find this Drew.
You have us confused with "Cheers"...
The real evil in this baseball game is the relief pitcher.
some trolls actually can annoy so that they do "win"
toby's not that good
Two out!
The jury has reached a verdict in O.J. Simpson's armed robbery and kidnapping trial in Las Vegas, a defense lawyer and a court official said Friday. Simpson and his co-defendant, Clarence "C.J." Stewart, face 12 counts, including conspiracy to commit a crime, robbery, assault and kidnapping with a deadly weapon. If convicted of the most serious charges, both could face life in prison
THIS IS BULLSHIT. Simpson was set-up and is being treated unfairly because of the prior incident (where he was found INNOCENT) and because of his conservative political views.
NICE catch
I wonder if I could make a few bucks with a "Magic Troll Ball?"
Whack-A-Troll....
2 outs.
Lotsa Sox fans on this here blog: me, Gromit, Wombat, sidhra, peterboy, Jay C,
Shaw, Scoop, Rudy, and (I'm guessing) CT. Love that dirty water...
Well, I'm off to bed.
G'night, Bats and Battesses.
Toby,
You do need more constructive stimulation and a little excitement in your life. A good start would be unscrewing a light bulb, then sodomizing the live socket.
2 strikes
"You have us confused with "Cheers"..."
is cliff a troll then
love that dirty water...
Ahem.
And who would we turn to?
spocko |
That's kinda spooky.
"Lotsa Sox fans on this here blog:"
I like the sox - just not drew
1-2
Nite bo!
Whack-A-Troll....
montag
Similar to Whack-A-Whackjob...
"Love that dirty water..."
Awwwwwwww, Boston, you're my home!
So, it's official. I'm wearing the fuzzy socks. Autumn is here.
"And who would we turn to?"
Joe Peschi
HBK, the nicest lady atriot I've met, told me to fuck off for being a red sox fan.
I think I'll bid a fond g'night and maybe go for an easy hike tomorrow. The heat finally broke and the high temperatures not only dropped below a hundred but will get down to the 80's for a few days.
Is the game over yet? I'm going to bed.....sweet dreams all.
K!
Well, the rain exploded with a might crash,
As we it fell into the Sun.
And the first one said to the second one there "I hope you
re having fun.".
"Is the game over yet?"
yes
7-5 the chaps from boston
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/...87/
detail.html#
Hecate: been outside this evening? It's beautiful up here, bracing, crystalline dry with a mouse's whisker crescent moon...
Cider doughnuts! Apple pies!
And Sox win!
spocko, I've been reading the cake wrecks ever since you posted the link above. Hiarious!
Cakewrecks is one of my fave sites on the whole internets.
Wow.
band on the run
Similar to Whack-A-Whackjob...
Maybe with lighter, faster mallets.
"fuck off for being a red sox fan."
eh - GWPDA got pissed at me because I said Phoenix was a shithole
I've been forgiven though...
As we it fell into the Sun.
As we it?
Any relation to As we pay?
And who would we turn to? - spocko
Joe Dimagio. Duh.
JD Drew's folskiness seems a lot less fake than Palin's. She's rich but he's richer, yet he's still more authentic.
Cakewrecks is one of my fave sites on the whole internets.
Tragic, but oh so comic at the same time.
Think I'll hit the Haymarket tomorrow and see if the fresh cider from Vermont is in yet. Maybe pick up some fresh tomatoes and whatnot.
Tlaz, you still in Utah?
Care to offer any opinions on South Dakota, Uncle Blodge?
"Maybe pick up some fresh tomatoes and whatnot."
how much is fresh whatnot going for?
As we it?
I know, I'm tipsy.
Plus there was some Sailor Sam stuff I forgot to mention.
Stick with the warm fuzzy socks, and happy autumn, Hecate.
G'night batses.
http://cakeandempire.blogspot.com/
This is a good site too, not so funny, but she made a Dalek cake and a Chacmool cake.
Tlaz, you still in Utah?
Yes, for another week yet. I still have until next Friday to figure out where to put squash.
(I'll take the CCd off my sig when I get back too)
"how much is fresh whatnot going for?"
Dollar a pound for the good stuff.
Yes, for another week yet. I still have until next Friday to figure out where to put squash.
Must resist joke.......
HBK, the nicest lady atriot I've met, told me to fuck off for being a red sox fan.
And Thers is a Mets fan - which is usually a deal-breaker with me - but we had a delightful time arguing baseball in Philly.
Must resist joke.......
Heh, you'd better, or I'll bring a squash to DL and....
"Care to offer any opinions on South Dakota, Uncle Blodge?"
nah
never been there.
Been to Phoenix and was merely retaliating for a westerner gassing off about how much better the west was so I thought I would banter back and say Phoenix was a shithole with a circle k on every corner. eh - as I said GWPDA got pissed at me.
meant no harm
Phoenix just isn't my thing
Been a long day. Good night all!
"And so to bed!"
Dammit, I wish they would read the verdict already. I want to go to bed.
Care to offer any opinions on South Dakota, Uncle Blodge?
risa87
Well...since this uncle lives there, I will...with an old joke:
South Dakota is a nice place to raise a family...or a plant.
"And Thers is a Mets fan - which is usually a deal-breaker with me"
could be worse
could be a cowboys fan
And Thers is a Mets fan - which is usually a deal-breaker with me
Well I think the Melatonin has kicked in. Best to just sleep off a day like this has been. Cried some....but got some sweet hugs here. Helped me make it through the night I think. I really appreciate it y'all.
ok well past when I need to sleep
bye
Just walked the dog a bit. It's really splendid out there. You can see all seven sisters in the Pleiades easily, it's so clear...
Raised plants and a familly with a Met's fan in South Dakota! This could get spooky.
"I really appreciate it y'all."
see you soon
grrr
And Thers is a Mets fan - which is usually a deal-breaker with me
HBK is great, I just won't discuss baseball with her, unless I can taunt her. Which would mean all season long this year, since she;s a yanquis fan.
Hah ha. Even teh l337 web coders mess up their tags once in awhile.
could be worse
could be a cowboys fan
So now I'm a devil?
And Thers is a Mets fan
A Mets fan and a Miami Hurricane fan?
That's taking masochistic behavior to an uncharted level.
Thank you Uncle Blodge
"So now I'm a devil?"
only in a kidding sense...
now really I mist be going
Even teh l337 web coders mess up their tags once in awhile.
Ha ha. The half of my comments that aren't screwed up are an eliza variant autoresponding. The human mistakes are how you know it's really me.
Just walked the dog a bit. It's really splendid out there. You can see all seven sisters in the Pleiades easily, it's so clear...
It's really great stargazing down here in Cedar City - much less light pollution than at home, you can still really see the Milky Way here.
I hope the Flying Spaghetti Monster will bless me soon with the job of a lifetime or the man of my dreams. Sooner preferably to later would also be a plus.
sj sweet dreams.
As Hecate would say much more elegantly.
"Dream of your finest self reaching out to you right now and giving you a cool rush of confidence. All will be well. You will manage this. You are stronger than you can possibly imagine. The good in you will be spotted by others who will life you up."
an eliza variant autoresponding
Ewww...zombie posts!
Phoenix just isn't my thing
Can't imagine why! 115 in the summer, no lush green grass, smog mixed with blowing dust, 3.5 million people.
But hiking on Camelback, the Heard, Pueblo Grande, 65 in the winter, too.
And now, really to bed.
I come from a NYC National League family, Dodger fans, rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for US Steel, like that. Supported the Mets through 1962 on. Was delighted and flabbergasted with the 1969 series. I knew Seaver would be great, but was astonished when even Ron Swoboda, a lead-gloved fielder, made not one but two superb plays.
Moved to Boston area in 1981. If you've never lived around here, you don't appreciate how the Sox can suck you in...
So how many guys wind up in the emergency room
at four in the mornin' ....five hours into a raging
hard on...with no end in sight...?
Anyone got numbers on this..?
Thank you too spocko...that's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Going to try to dream that.
HBK, the nicest lady atriot I've met, told me to fuck off for being a red sox fan.
MikeJ
I met her recently at ErinPDX's Portland get-together...one night I was (or the wine was) free-forming some gibberish, probably some BS about "Generation Jones/Watergate Babies," cynicism, and waiting for an Obama shoe to drop...and she exclaimed, "That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"
I was so tickled...she said it just as my mother would have...with the bemused umbrage and outraged concern.
The good in you will be spotted by others who will life you up."
Woops see I knew that I should leave these things to Hecate!
others who will LIFT you up.
/Although life you up DOES sound kind of cool. Like street slang.
"Dude, she totally lifed you up!"
I was a Washington Senator fan, and a Washington Redskin fan as a young boy in the 1960's.
I know from sucky ass franchises.
HBK is great...
I have met her. She is indeed.
We had a local Atriots gathering about a year ago (Wombat was there)which
just happened to coincide with the World Series. I still chuckle at the memory of Watertiger - who'd not been to Boston before, IIRC - getting her first exposure to a roomful of Sox fans who were DEEP into the game. "They REALLY like baseball here..."
Anyone got numbers on this..?
Check the PDR?
It's really great stargazing down here in Cedar City - much less light pollution than at home, you can still really see the Milky Way here.
Makes a big, big difference. Our little burg is well-known in the area for light pollution and stargazing is a futile proposition.
I saw a photo of the western sky taken somewhere near Winslow, AZ, a while back, and said, "damn, that's what I remember the sky looking like."
I was a Washington Senator fan, and a Washington Redskin fan as a young boy in the 1960's.
I'm a Washington Generals fan. They're due.
Hecate: been outside this evening? It's beautiful up here, bracing, crystalline dry with a mouse's whisker crescent moon...
Yeah, just came in about a half an hour ago. Perfect Autumn evening, perfect sleeping weather.
Yeah...I gotta go with "life you up."
It's catchy.
Look, man, I simply do not know how this shit ends. I will of course continue on the chosen path. How fucking ever is fucking ever. I will, of course discuss the matter thoroughly with the Elders and hopefully we will see a way forward.
Otherwise you are fucked.
Like street slang.
For MMORPGers
others who will life you up."
I thought that was great!
Anyone got numbers on this..?
"We searched the records of the teaching hospitals in metropolitan Perth and those of the Keogh Institute for Medical Research for the diagnostic code for priapism. A total of 82 episodes of priapism in 63 patients occurred over this 16 year period. In all, 62 episodes occurred after intracavernosal injections (ICI) and 20 were due to other causes."
http://www.nature.com/ijir/journ...l/
3901018a.html
I hope the Flying Spaghetti Monster will bless me soon with the job of a lifetime or the man of my dreams.
Why not both?
Dream Big. It does not hurt.
Good night all.
bill: that was just a lovely evening: beautiful weather, great company in generous and welcoming spirit, dinner at the best restaurant in the North End (Shaw Kenawe's house).
The North End is Boston's old Italian section; lots of restaurants that evening with open huge windows or patio doors, not a one but playing the Sox game. A good play or hit made, cheers echo off the pavement and around the old, narrow streets. And our boys were doing good; a splendid, open mood all around. Cities should be like that, just like that.
Sometimes a good typo can be the opposite of a Freudian slip. When I was studying Improv in SF and in Canada (the Loose Moose Theatre) we talked about mistakes as gifts.
I came up with another one the other day that I will use again.
I wrote dum beat instead of drum beat.
It was actually a better term. So from now on I'll use that.
The Dumb beat for war. Or the dumb beat for instant passage of the FISA bill.
Freedumb on the march!!!
Our trolls march to the beat of a different dumber.
'night, all
Keep your eyes on the prize
We have the verdicts, ladies and gentlemen.
Our trolls march to the beat of a different dumber.
They and I toddle to the beat of a diffrent dumb.
Tlazolteotl,
Funny ...I've been thinking about finding a new chili recipe...
thanks....
Damn. That Cold War kids songs is almost as catchy and annoying as that tings song.
I do believe OJ"s goose is gonna be cooked way before Christmas.
Our trolls march to the beat of a different dumber.
bo
(hmmm...that's good...file it in back of head...under "lines to steal for lyrics")
I've lead some brainstorming naming sessions in the past. We came up with some fun crazy names. And it was a time where my crappy spelling skills paid off!
One company still uses the name we came up with as well as one Zoo exhibit. Another company used an alternative that we came up with. The VCs rejected the one they all liked. I pushed for an alternative because I know how some VCs think. The whole naming exercise was an exercise in ego and control. I was prepared for it so they got a name out of the process.
Funny ...I've been thinking about finding a new chili recipe...
thanks....
Hope you like it.
The only holiday for which I really decorate is Halloween. This is so much fun.
I still have this tiny souvenir bat from a '65 Senators game at RFK.
It was known as DC Stadium then.
I want a verdict!
Karma's a bitch, O.J.
"We searched the records of the teaching hospitals in metropolitan Perth and those of the Keogh Institute for Medical Research for the diagnostic code for priapism. A total of 82 episodes of priapism in 63 patients occurred over this 16 year period. In all, 62 episodes occurred after intracavernosal injections (ICI) and 20 were due to other causes."
Ouch....
My TV makes it sound like a huge problem....
Never, never listen to your tv, dc. That way lies madness.
OJ guilty according to my local tv.
Still no announcement. That's it....I'll find out in the morning. Goodnight, lovely batses.
I remember I had a gig at the Norfolk Assembly plant back in '96 when the OJ murder verdict came down.
Everyone crowded around a TV set to watch the vedict.
I didn't see anything like that until 9/11.
OJ guilty according to my local tv.
Yeah but they said that last time too.
Orinthal James - *finally* guilty. On all counts.
I mean they did a report on the reading of the verdict. Guilty on all counts. Taken in handcuffs directly to jail to await sentencing.
OJ guilty?
I'm going to riot! Or not.
Let me rephrase that. He was guilty before. *finally* convicted.
Kidnapping, too.
Hecate...what fun...I was just checking out the vid you posted.
Wasn't sure what to make at first of the notion of a bagpipe and the phrase "you kids ready to rock?"
But...when those pipes start bleating...those kids do starting rocking.
Like your title said, "Come On, You Know That You Want To..."
Oh yes...me too...
OJ is looking at some serious jail time.
No, the last time the twelve people whose opinions counted said "Not Guilty." And it was thirteen years ago to the day they said it.
(From the file of "Obvious Jokes")
At least OJ won't have to look for "the real robber."
CNN just said OJ is 62.
He might very well spend the rest of his days behind bars. Good. He fucking hacked his wife and her friend to death.
I don't think anyone doubts that at this point.
But this will really cut into his search for the real murderer.
ProfWombat, I wish we didn't have clouds so I could enjoy the Pleiades.
I have yet to have my nervous breakdown and have been remarkably calm. I'm worried it's going to find its way out in some inappropriate situation.
Or not.
Some warm cider doughnuts and hot cider would rule, if you wouldn't mind
Yowsa!
She sure locked up the 3rd grade votes.
Sallyh. You won't have a nervous brake down. You have triple A.
Atriots
and
Allies
/yes brake down was intentional. I can spell sometimes.
Third graders aren't as innocent as they seem.
For the snake lady,
a snaky dance.
http://www.californiaherps.com/
s...cutscaztimb.jpg
Third graders laugh at Palin.
Murder...huge celebrity and lots of cash...innocent verdict...civil lawsuit...penury and ignominy...attempt to steal memorabilia for cash to maintain privilege...guilty verdict...
Sing with me: "One thing leads to another..."
Third graders quake in their sneakers at the thought of Palin anywhere near the Oval Office.
Thank goodness we are following China's example.
You know what I thought about when I saw Palin at the debate?
Teachers in Space.
For the sake of the chil... err dialupers any keeper of the keys needs to call...
S
H
E
E
T
S!!!!
Bob Herbert didn't think much of Sarah last night.
Imagine that.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/0...herbert.html?
hp
This is for Sallyh
http://failblog.files.wordpress....math-
expand.jpg
OJ is just a bad man.
His heroics on the football field made a lot of people loathe to admit it.
He's a goddamned violent thug.
F5...what?! Oh...
Damn, SoCalCommie...that was naughty, rattling the Skinner Box..."dirty crook, made ya look!"
Spocko, aren't those a kick?
What's sad is, it happens
How is the McCain-Palin Death-Watch going, folks?
Somebody got the graveyard shift?
This is for Sallyh
http://failblog.files.wordpress....math-
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spocko
(took me a moment)
Spocko, you Sam Spade/Spocko conservative crime detective ought to be turned into a series, just to show that it's possible to convict them.
It would counteract some pretty depressed fatalistic thinking.
The purpose of football is to give violent thugs something constructive to do.
Stunney, not quickly enough.
Do numbers prove the falsity of materialism?
And in case, what are they?
How the mighty have fallen--Jonathon Hunt once had his own special (with Muzak) for the "Oil for Food" scandal. Now lowered to covering OJ. At 12:24 MST. God Bless America.
Scarymouse, too bad my ex SIL played tennis. Didn't keep him out of trouble.
Pansies don't get Heissman Trophies.
Here is a nice thumbnail summary of the pork ridden bail out bill as passed.
http://www.agorafinancial.com/5m...ector-and-more/
Oh yeah? What about Ed Marinaro?
I was just imagining, what if Obama grew a mustache shortly after his election.
I was also imagining mcstain with a mustache, heaven help us.
Damn, SoCalCommie...that was naughty, rattling the Skinner Box..."dirty crook, made ya look!"
Uncle Smokes
Sorry
The purpose of football is to give violent thugs something constructive to do.
Scarymousse
It's a physically violent game, and yes it's getting a little too violent off field these days, but that's not the point of the game.
Crap, you could say that taking a job as a postal carrier makes you a psychotic gun nut.
It just doesn't play out with most of the participants.
Talking of numbers, the sheer magnitude of the financial and economic and civil liberties and constitutional and foreign policy and badly managed natural disasters under BushCo is simply mindboggling.
Those of us who survive must ask the question: how did we survive?
This just made me laugh
Spocko... WHAT ade you laugh???
This just made me laugh
http://failblog.files.wordpress....jpg?w=380&
h=253
Doug. You know it would take a crack team to do it. (or a team on crack)
And we would look for stuff that wouldn't even be the main things.
But I think that we need to have some villians who are easy to boo and hiss. Like Republican lackies caught laughing at Grandma Millie.
You know now that the government owns some of these things. Will the FOIA apply to them?
It shouldn't even bother that much, but OJ hacked those two young people to death and everybody knows that he did.
It's odd, but I was more upset that Clarence Thomas made it onto the SC than that OJ got acquitted of those murders.
Just be glad Bush didn't appoint OJ to the SCOTUS.
Leibniz, man, you are setting the bar very, very low, even for you.
Hi Erin!
We're watching Letterman. It's fun!
Simpson guilty on all charges in robbery trial
LAS VEGAS (AP) - O.J. Simpson, who went from American sports idol to celebrity-in-exile after he was acquitted of murder in 1995, was found guilty Friday of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room.
Simpson, 61, could spend the rest of his life in prison. Sentencing was set for Dec. 5.
Sallyh,
I presume that this administration is pretty crass.
Right back atcha ErinPDX!
Leibniz, your hypothesis has been established as correct.
So THIS is the level playing field the republicans always think about.
http://
failblog.files.wordpress....statiumfail.jpg
Sallyh -- I get the feeling that Letterman is not terribly impressed with Sarah Palin. Never piss off someone who has his own show.
I'm getting the impression Letterman has a long memory and holds grudges.
Toons, if you're not watching, tune in. Dave's in a skewering kind of mood.
I'm watching. Dave's been delightfully brutal to Sarah.
It didn't make sense for the killings to be a hired hit.
From the wounds, it was immediately apparent to the police that passion involved.
It was overkill.
OJ got away with two really brutal murders. I hope he rots in jail.
MP, a pro would have been much cleaner.
The defense lawyered up. The prosecutors and the judge were all idiots.
MP, can you add my ex SIL to your list? Thank you.
There's no way one man could knife to death two people. Unless they were both asleep.
Even if OJ killed both those people, what exactly did he do that was wrong?
We'll never know who really did it.
If the killer's aim was to smear O.J. with blood and gore, it was a bang-up job.
There's no way one man could knife to death two people. Unless they were both asleep.
reas
Your're kidding me. A 6'2" 215 pound NFL running back against his wife and her friend jumping them in the dark?
The other guy was pretty big, why didn't he run away?
How's my hair---
letterman on palin if she were vp on 9/11
And neither person was screaming.
If it was a crime of passion, people would have been screaming.
He was a waiter, not a runner or a fighter.
The only person that was screaming was the dog.
L.A. is the biggest and most lucrative professional football market in America. Why haven't they got a team?
NFL--we aint dumb enough in LA to finance a stadium.
this aint dallas.
Fiddle dee dee.
I don't *know* that OJ killed those people, but no other explanation makes one bit of sense.
Since when does anything that happens in Hollywood make sense?
Since when does anything that happens in Hollywood make sense?
It's just a factory town -- only some of the millworkers are rich and famous.
Hey there Sallyh and Uncle Smokes and y'all.
Just a drive by cuz my ears were burning.
Since when does anything that happens in Hollywood make sense?
Scarymousse
Actually killing people makes any town try to make sense of it. They spend a lot of dough getting to the bottom of human killings.
at your suggestion Sallyh, we turned on letterman. man is williams ever a tool. what will be your "north star" this segment brian? jeebus
1 bank, 1 grocery store, 1 hardware store, 1 police, fire, post office, library. All on one street, Main Street.
I don't *know* that OJ killed those people...
Then shut the fuck up about it.
Thanks in advance.
I know several towns like that. Very egalitarian. Nice homes all along Main street but nothing too lavish and all about the same value.
Again, everything revolves around one main artery.
I don't *know* that OJ killed those people...
Then shut the fuck up about it.
Thanks in advance.
dave™©
Fuck you in the mouth backdated.
I hope dave is happy now that he's silenced the entire room.
C'mon, copywright dave, you have to admit that my rejoinder was pretty snazzy.
Friends?
[Before I leave for the night...gotta share a comment I just posted at Hullabaloo...]
By the way, if I understand correctly, the translation for Maria Gracinda Teixeira de Jesus' nickname for McCain, "doce de coco" would be "coconut candy."
Which makes McCain a Mounds bar...and I guess that makes Winky Palin an Almond Joy, because sometimes you feel like a nut....
[Good night...ya'll take care of your good selves!]
Somebody tell a joke.
man is williams ever a tool. what will be your "north star" this segment brian?
He's a fucking asshole
What did the catfish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Dam.
-
I'm watching. Dave's been delightfully brutal to Sarah.
so was Tweety this afternoon.
it was quite odd
Somebody tell a joke.
MP
Hmmm...a nickname for McCain..."Il Doce" comes suddenly to mind...
...okay...needs more work...
oj pooped IN MY MOUTH........
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com...8_10/
015021.php
I POOPED IN dave™©'S SWEET MOUTH...
Somebody tell a joke.
MP | 10.04.08 - 3:51 am | #
I'M INNOCENT.
Somebody tell a joke.
MP | 10.04.08 - 3:51 am | #
WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS ELECTION!
POOP TROLL!
POOP TROLL!
HE'S OUR MAN!
I OWN THIS THREAD.
Holy crap! [Winces...looks wearily at the poop troll.]
I just saw this via a commenter at Hullabaloo, from a Rolling Stone article:
"I'm going to the Middle East," Dramesi says. "Turkey, Kuwait, Lebanon, Iran."
"Why are you going to the Middle East?" McCain asks, dismissively.
"It's a place we're probably going to have some problems," Dramesi says.
"Why? Where are you going to, John?"
"Oh, I'm going to Rio."
"What the hell are you going to Rio for?"
McCain, a married father of three, shrugs.
"I got a better chance of getting laid."
Dramesi, who went on to serve as chief war planner for U.S. Air Forces in Europe and commander of a wing of the Strategic Air Command, was not surprised. "McCain says his life changed while he was in Vietnam, and he is now a different man," Dramesi says today. "But he's still the undisciplined, spoiled brat that he was when he went in."
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Wow...doce de coco, indeed!
I'D EAT A MILE OF PALIN'S SHIT JUST TO SEE WHERE IT CAME FROM.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
DERA ISMAIL KHAN, Pakistan (AP) — Suspected U.S. missiles hit buildings in two Pakistani villages close to the Afghan border, killing about 20 people, most of them alleged militants, officials said Saturday.
The United States has launched a flurry of strikes in recent weeks against suspected al-Qaeda and Taliban targets in northwestern Pakistan, straining ties between the two anti-terror allies.
Pakistan has been unwilling or unable to eliminate militant sanctuaries blamed for rising violence on both sides of the frontier. The region is a possible hiding place for al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden.
Two Pakistani intelligence officers said two missiles believed to have been fired from American unmanned drones launched from neighboring Afghanistan hit two villages in the same district of the North Waziristan tribal region just before dusk on Friday.
One attack in Mohammadkhel village, some 28 miles (45 kilometers) west of Miran Shah, the region's main town, killed about 19 people, most of them alleged militants and including about a half-dozen foreigners, the officials said, citing agents in the field.
The intelligence officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to media on the record.
Pakistan army spokesman Maj. Gen. Athar Abbas also said initial reports indicated that 20 or more people were killed. He said there was "speculation" that many were foreign militants, but cautioned that the army was still awaiting a detailed report.
There were no reported casualties in the other strike in the village of Khata Kaly.
Lt. Nathan Perry, a spokesman for the U.S.-led coalition in Afghanistan, said he had "no information to give" about the reported attacks. He did not deny U.S. involvement.
Friday's attack appeared to be the deadliest of 11 reported cross-border operations by U.S.-led forces since Aug. 20.
U.S. officials have acknowledged some of the strikes. However, they have provided few details, and casualty reports from the dangerous and remote border region are nearly impossible to verify.
Pakistan's military and civilian leaders have complained that the attacks violate the country's sovereignty, kill civilians and anger the local population, making it harder to crack down on the militants.
Militants on the Pakistan side of the border are blamed for a surge in attacks on U.S. and NATO troops in Afghanistan, where violence is running at its highest level since the 2001 U.S.-led invasion toppled the Taliban.
Extremists based in the border region are also blamed for rising attacks within Pakistan, including the Sept. 20 truck bombing of the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad that killed more than 50 people.
Who is this low life scumbag who comes here every night to post comments about shit? You must be one lonely miserable son of a bitch. What? Did your girlfriend leave you for another woman? Did your parents never hug you? Or is it just that you are one fucked up, pathetic low life?
Hillary calls Bill, says, "You son of a bitch, I'm pregnant!!!!"
Bill says, "Who is this??"
Come on little monkey dance
MCain walks into a bar. There's a big ugly toad growing out of of his head.
Barman asks "How did that get there?".
The TOAD replies: Dunno, but it started as a pimple on my ass."
Boom-boom, veal!
.
Oh boy, now that it seems obvious that Barack will be our next president look for the Bushites to stir up as much chaos in the middle east and in Pakistan.
I'm a night watchman. It's the only work I can get. I shouldn't even be doing this. Can't help it. I love shit.
Who is this low life scumbag who comes here every night to post comments about shit? You must be one lonely miserable son of a bitch. What? Did your girlfriend leave you for another woman? Did your parents never hug you? Or is it just that you are one fucked up, pathetic low life?
Flunky The Klown | 10.04.08 - 4:20 am | #
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YOU'RE MY BITCH, KLOWN-BOY.
I OWN YOU.
No your just a pile of shit who is sad and lonely because your girlfriend left you for a woman and your parents can't stand you.
It's past your bedtime, poopie.
A struggling US economy lost 159,000 jobs in September as the weight of the housing collapse and credit crunch hit a broad swath of industries, government data showed Friday.
"There is little doubt that the nation is in a recession, which will only deepen in coming months, as the financial crisis casts a pall on economic activity," said Sophia Koropeckyj at Economy.com.
Poor poop troll, he turned his girlfriend into a lesbian, his parents disowned him, and his dog pisses on his leg at every chance.
Heres a clue.....get a gun, place it under your chin and pull the trigger.
A non-profit organization has offered a $100,000 reward to anyone who can supply information tying Republican strategist Karl Rove and computer expert Michael Connell to illegally manipulated elections, according to a Friday press release.
Connell was subpoenaed September 22 to testify under oath in a federal lawsuit in Ohio regarding election rigging and vote manipulation in past elections as well as the upcoming presidential race, according to Raw Story.
He has refused to testify and tried to quash his subpoena.
Connell ran the Florida Government computer network during the presidential election of 2000 and the Ohio Secretary of State election computers during the presidential election of 2004.
shit troll, nobody cares about you, nobody would miss you, pull the trigger man, you can do it.
your ex girlfriend who is now a lesbian thanks to you and your "short" comings will throw a party after your demise.
who goes there?
strangers at the gate...
.
Come on little monkey you can do it I demand you to obey my command.
Hi Tacky! What's with the poop troll?
Just me and the shit troll. I think I hurted it's feelings
FUNKY - GO EAT SHIT......
LMAO.
whats a matter shit troll, did I upset you and your multiple personalities? Oh wahhhhhhhhhh!
Hi Tacky! What's with the poop troll?
annie
he has been visiting us nightly this week in order to establish an absolute zero of trool intelligence
it's a calibration exersize
.
I own you little monkey boy you are my bitch. Dance monkey boy or pull the trigger, I command you!
FLUNKY THE CUNT.
HOW'S YOUR CHEEK FEEL FROM ALL THE BITCHSLAPPING?
I'D EATA MILE OF MCCAIN'S SHIT JUST TO SEE WHERE IT CAME FROM.
Poor shit troll whats it like to have your girlfriend dump you for your sister. Hee hee hee! Sucks to be you.
What rang true for me was the info about the "beer shits". I have had morning diarrhea most of my life. I blamed everything -- but I didn't know it was the alcohol! Needless to say, I now have fine, healthy, and very satisfying poops, and twice per day at that! Also, I have not had a headache since May.
Oh looky I must have gotten to the little shit for brains because the miserable little fuck resorts to stealing my name. Hee hee hee.
I went into the furthest stall. I emptied the ice into the toilet. Then, ever so carefully, I squatted over the toilet, holding the empty cup just a few inches below my ass. However, I miscalculated the angle to hold it ; the first log skimmed the cup's rim and fell into the toilet. Damn!
THE POOP TROLL OWNS ME.
Oh looky I must have gotten to the little shit for brains because the miserable little fuck resorts to stealing my name. Hee hee hee.
Flunky The Klown | 10.04.08 - 4:50 am | #
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NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EITHER.
I OWN YOU. YOU ARE MY BITCH.
So I tried again, this time getting a nice little morsel dead center on the bottom. It wasn't anything to brag about. Just a little four-inch chunk, a leftover from its departed brethren. But I didn't have any more to squeeze out and I wanted to make it quick.
Like I said before what miserable, low life scumbag comes to a blog and posts comments about shit. Only a half wit or a self loathing, lonely loser whose girlfriend dumped him for his sister would do that. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. Now pull the trigger bitch I COMMAND YOU!
After everyone gathered around his desk, he announced with authority: "Some person here defecated in the urinal. This is absolutely disgusting. I can't believe someone would do this. If you know who did it or have any information, get back to me and let me know right away."
Dance little poop monkey dance!
"Why would anybody shit in the urinal?" one asked ponderously. Another co-worker remarked, with all honesty and understanding, "Maybe all the stalls were full and he really had to go." We all had a good laugh picturing some desperate gopher-holing it to his nearest available depository. "
As a dare-gale skylark scanted in a dull cage,
Man’s mounting spirit in his bone-house, mean house, dwells—
That bird beyond the remembering his free fells;
This in drudgery, day-labouring-out life’s age.
Though aloft on turf or perch or poor low stage,
Both sing sometímes the sweetest, sweetest spells,
Yet both droop deadly sómetimes in their cells
Or wring their barriers in bursts of fear or rage.
Not that the sweet-fowl, song-fowl, needs no rest—
Why, hear him, hear him babble and drop down to his nest,
But his own nest, wild nest, no prison.
Man’s spirit will be flesh-bound when found at best,
But uncumbered: meadow-down is not distressed
For a rainbow footing it nor he for his bónes rísen.
-gerard manley hopkins
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Wow the loser just regurgitates the same shit from the night before. We are talking about one sick and deranged pile of shit here.
I bet his ex-girlfriend used to shit all over him...literally. He awaited with mouth wide open. Sans his obsession with shit. Ha ha ha ha sick fucker.
I am El Farto The Fart Troll!!!
Pthpthpthpthpthpthp!
Buh bye shit troll!
poop!
For christ sakes Funky, stop encouraging PT. You're not much better.
El Farto is a Luchadore. He wrestles you and that farts on your face!
I bet his ex-girlfriend used to shit all over him...literally. He awaited with mouth wide open. Sans his obsession with shit. Ha ha ha ha sick fucker.
Flunky The Klown | 10.04.08 - 4:57 am | #
You sound like the voice of experience.
The time of youth is to be spent
But vice in it should be forfent.
Pastimes there be, I nought truly,
Which one may use and vice deny.
And they be pleasant to God and man,
Those should we covet, win who can,
As feats of arms and such other
Whereby activeness one may utter.
Comparisons in them may lawfully be set,
For thereby courage is surely out fet.
Virtue it is then youth for to spend
In good disports which it doth fend.
- henry vii tudor angl rex
"Some disgusting sick human being just took a shit in the urinal here!" Uh oh. He was getting red-faced, he was swearing, and he was completely unlike the cool, professional persona of Ramon. He was a MAN, personally offended. "How dare they take a shit in my house?! MY HOUSE! This person just shit on all of us! They think this company is nothing more than crap and that is what they are telling us!"
Then he started passing out the paper he was holding. It was a picture of my poop in the urinal.
For christ sakes Funky, stop encouraging PT. You're not much better.
tacitus voltaire | 10.04.08 - 4:59 am | #
spoof ye naught myn gravitar, nym-stealer
.
Ha Ha. Down to 9!
For christ sakes Funky, stop encouraging PT. You're not much better.
tacitus voltaire | 10.04.08 - 4:59 am | #
spoof ye naught myn gravitar, nym-stealer
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tacitus voltaire | 10.04.08 - 5:03 am | #
you know you were thinking it.
Go ahead and steal my name bitch I don't care I've got better things to do like bend your mother over the kitchen table and savage her from behind, good night now!
Tact, the scum sucker is stealing my name also, so I'm out of here. Let the child play with itself.
I will wrestle both the poop troll and flunky the clown. I will pin them to the mat with my enormous butt cheeks and let one rip right in their reddened faces!
Pthpthpthpthpthpthpthpthppth!
Peace out, everyone. I can't take this poop troll character anymore. I'm about to throw-up.
Tact, the scum sucker is stealing my name also, so I'm out of here. Let the child play with itself.
Flunky The Klown | 10.04.08 - 5:06 am | #
LMAO. I told you I owned you, bitch.
Now run off with you tail between your legs.
This is MY thread.
flunky's gonna cry
Sorry punk ass unlike you I have a life. Maybe you should think about getting one too. How the fuck old are you anyway. 12? Little late to be up for a 12 year old isn't it?
At least I hope you are 12 because if you are 18 or older and post what you post you are definitely a low life, miserable loser. Buy bye now goat fucker.
cam then i to straunge strond
whereat by spirits men hold forth
confounding thought with toungue in hand
and siren spells that long belay
then long day gauntlet-thrown did night
its labor twist mid lurid glare
and hid the letters lamp smoked pates
that spell the path to brighter days
.
Oh, namestealing poop troll!
I like your poem, Tac.
Go ahead and steal my name bitch I don't care I've got better things to do like bend your mother over the kitchen table and savage her from behind, good night now!
Flunky The Klown | 10.04.08 - 5:04 am | #
Ummm. My mom is 79 years old.
You are one sick bastard.
I like your poem, Tac.
annie
.
I've got better things to do like bend your mother over the kitchen table and savage her from behind, good night now!
Flunky The Klown | 10.04.08 - 5:04 am | #
Ummm. My mom is 79 years old.
You are one sick bastard.
Poop Troll | 10.04.08 - 5:23 am | #
This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.
Is it like this
In death's other kingdom
Waking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.
Sorry punk ass unlike you I have a life. Maybe you should think about getting one too. How the fuck old are you anyway. 12? Little late to be up for a 12 year old isn't it?
At least I hope you are 12 because if you are 18 or older and post what you post you are definitely a low life, miserable loser. Buy bye now goat fucker.
Flunky The Klown | 10.04.08 - 5:12 am | #
It's really challenging to come across as mature as you.
Buy bye now goat fucker.
Flunky The Klown | 10.04.08 - 5:12 am | #
You're dismissed.
People may forget me a couple years from now, but they won't forget the turd.
Sorry punk ass unlike you I have a life. Maybe you should think about getting one too. How the fuck old are you anyway. 12? Little late to be up for a 12 year old isn't it?
At least I hope you are 12 because if you are 18 or older and post what you post you are definitely a low life, miserable loser. Buy bye now goat fucker.
Flunky The Klown | 10.04.08 - 5:12 am | #
Can't you just picture my lower lip quivering and my eyes watering as I wrote this?
Sen. Barack Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people: the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, William Ayers and Rev. Michael Pfleger. We cannot say we are not affected by teachers who are militant and angry. We know too well that we become like them, and Mr. Obama will run this country in their mindset.
Form prayers to broken stone.
annie
nice. just the right time to think of it
.
boo hoo. the poop troll owns me.
Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
But in her web she still delights
To weave the mirror's magic sights,
For often through the silent nights
A funeral, with plumes and lights
And music, went to Camelot;
Or when the Moon was overhead,
Came two young lovers lately wed.
"I am half sick of shadows," said
The Lady of Shalott
That's my favorite.
"I am half sick of shadows,"
i like that it's so suggestively vague. i'll have to read more tennyson...
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They flee from me that sometime did me seek
With naked foot, stalking in my chamber.
This is my favorite single line from a poem.
What's yours?
This is my favorite single line from a poem. What's yours?
annie
one line is too hard a question. i like dylan thomas and rimbaud because i can't quite understand them but still the poems resonate. here is one of my favorites by wallace stevens (see next comment - too long for this one). altho i really have no idea what it is supposed to mean, it is funny and always entertains me:
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Call the roller of big cigars,
The muscular one, and bid him whip
In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
As they are used to wear, and let the boys
Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
Let be be finale of seem.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.
Take from the dresser of deal.
Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet
On which she embroidered fantails once
And spread it so as to cover her face.
If her horny feet protrude, they come
To show how cold she is, and dumb.
Let the lamp affix its beam.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.
- wallace stevens
on a more serious note, a famous favorite by dylan thomas
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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or perhaps the song of solomon in the bible
set me like a seal upon your heart, like a brand upon your arm
for love it is as strong as death, and jealousy more cold than the grave
now that gives me chills...
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oh - how could i forget my favorite part!!!
set me like a seal upon your heart, like a brand upon your arm
for love it is as strong as death, and jealousy more cold than the grave
the coals thereof are coals of fire, a most vehement flame!
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My favorite Wyatt is "whoso list to hunt", but then I live in Manila where it's still topical.
well, i hope that helps to ward off the cold of night
i've got to get to bed
later
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OMG, I love the Emperor of Ice Cream! It's about death.
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
Night Tac.
As I said earlier, when the trolls get ignored and pwn3d here they, like McAint, is just left to fling the poo.
It's gonna be a sad sad last 30 days for the race if they are dredging for Atlas Juggs for their October surprise.
Even with Fournier's AP and Halperin's ABC and Gregory/Brokaw/Lauer/Williams at NBC and Bro Schieffer and softball Katie at CBS, the McAint campaign is breaking down.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/
2008...bypEzu.MASs0NUE
:::Even a gutsy debate performance by Republican VP pick Sarah Palin late Thursday, in which she performed better than expected against her Democratic rival Joseph Biden, appears to not have been enough to turn the race around.:::
Who here found Palin's performance to be gutsy? Clueless, parrot-like, disjointed, but not "gutsy".
::: On Thursday the McCain campaign pulled out of Michigan, effectively surrendering the midwestern state to the Democrats, to focus instead on six swing states.
And with more bad news on the economic front, McCain was to retreat to his Arizona ranch for the weekend, in a highly unusual disappearing act at the height of the campaign.:::
Brave Sir McAint ran away. Suck on that, supposed Mich sockpuppet. Suspend your campaign and save the country 30 more days of misery watching your miserable failure of a campaign thrash about.
::: Missouri, where Thursday's debate was held, is one of the key states in play -- along with Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, Indiana and Ohio -- and Republicans there acknowledged there was work to be done.
"Senator McCain has to win Missouri to win the White House. So there is a strong commitment from the McCain-Palin campaign to make sure that we deliver Missouri," said the party's state executive director Jared Craighead.:::
North Carolina and INDIANA are toss up states? BWAHAHAHAHAA. Suck on that, Village Idiots.
Morning peeps.
Didn't Walt Whitman write that poem. I could be wrong.
I was pretty shocked. Went to a B-day party last night. There were about 20 people. One couple are still rethugs. Everyone else was absolutely appalled at Palin's performance. Even one lady who complained I talk too much politics wouldn't shut up about it. The way Palin handled her baby was topic number one. Perhaps the rethugs have finally gone too far in playing the public for fools.
IIRC McCain always takes the weekends off. With the debate on Tuesday he probably needs the prep time.
Just googled it. Was Dylan Thomas after all.
More coffee required.
Afoot and light-hearted, I take to the open road,
Healthy, free, the world before me,
The long brown path before me, leading wherever I choose.
Henceforth I ask not good-fortune—I myself am good fortune;
Henceforth I whimper no more, postpone no more, need nothing,
Strong and content, I travel the open road.
The earth—that is sufficient;
I do not want the constellations any nearer;
I know they are very well where they are;
I know they suffice for those who belong to them.
(Still here I carry my old delicious burdens;
I carry them, men and women—I carry them with me wherever I go;
I swear it is impossible for me to get rid of them;
I am fill’d with them, and I will fill them in return.)
Tom -- because I'm so desperate for laughs, I thought this Palin debate flow-chart was pretty funny.
'morning, peeps.
Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.
Morning, Vicki. Night, Vicki.
Whoops. V. Sorry.
I believe the poop troll has several unresolved issues.
And good morning. It's 37 chilly degrees here.
'morning, Ralphie. Brrrrr!
Morning, rational people.
I bring great news for everyone who has been missing Ruth's presence: She has a post up.
This thread needs a bailout.
This thread needs a bailout
How much you think we can get, Steve?
$100 million? $500 million?
Morning and shit.
Thanks, Diane! That's a great update.
'morning, Steve. I imagine a keyholder will be along shortly.
How are, you know, things?
ralphie - it's quite nipply here also. When I took the dog out for her morning duties, I happened to scratch the table on the deck with my fingernail.
It was a sheet of ice. Looks like it'll be green salsa this year from the garden, and I have no issues with that.
How's this for a truly bizarre headline: Bush Enacts Historic Financial Rescue
Yup, W-Dude fixed the country all by his lonesome.
It was a sheet of ice. Looks like it'll be green salsa this year from the garden, and I have no issues with that.
I still have some green tomatoes also. I grew up in Rhinelander so I have lots of recipes.
Do u yankees ever eat fried green tomatoes?
They are the bomb.
You're quite welcome, V4V. I can't tell you how delighted I was to see that post. I've been getting short emails from Ruth, but apparently there's only one internet capable laptop amongst the crew, and she hasn't been able to use it for the long periods of time she needs for a post.
V4V
Things are moving quickly and for the better. Things remain not easy. They'll be okay.
Do u yankees ever eat fried green tomatoes?
I like them. My gramma used to bread them in seasoned cracker crumbs and saute them in olive oil.
In view of the "food" the airline tried to give me, the Feds should advance me at least $200B via some credit window or credit doorway or credit mail-slot.
Some of us Yankmes have southern roots, ya know.
So, I take it yer voting for McCain now?
Barndog -- bite me.
Ralphie -- I've breaded them in panko and also (the traditional way) in cornmeal and they're both excellent. Last time I made a mock creme fraiche (sour cream and whipping cream) with cilantro and lime in it. Deeeeelish!
I had fried green tomatoes once in FL. Outstanding. Tried them in a NYC restaurant and they were soggy and just about inedible.
Do u yankees ever eat fried green tomatoes?
They are the bomb.
V for Virginia, fatigued
If we're lucky. That's all we have here, unripe tomatoes - unless you count the crap that Safeway etal. ship up from Seattle (they give us the ones that nobody would buy in the lower 48.) Last time I saw a real tomato was about a month ago at SAA in SF.
Steve better is good! Glad there's movement.
You're a great guy.
CK Florida tomatoes suck, also. Sometimes we get fairly good ones from Georgia, but in general I don't use them much because they're so bland.
This thread needs a bailout.
NO BAILOUTS!
Green tomatoes are also quite good if you chop them and mix them with cucumbers and onions and marinade them in wine vinegar with a touch of olive oil, sugar and dill weed.
Green tomatoes are also quite good if you chop them and mix them with cucumbers and onions and marinade them in wine vinegar with a touch of olive oil, sugar and dill weed.
Ralphie
I believe that would qualify as Gringo Salsa.
Virginia.
I'm listening to the last half hour of the veep debate on XM POTUS. Slept through it in real time.
Sarah is scary.
You da best, V4V
...just now Biden's telling his own story. He is so good at that.
Morning, folks.
Good morning. Autumn has arrived in Chicago. 39 degrees here - brr.
I tried fried green tomatoes for the first time a couple of years ago at a Low Country cooking demonstration in Savannah. They were delicious. Also learned how to make peacan pie at that class.
I'm listening to the last half hour of the veep debate on XM POTUS. Slept through it in real time.
My liver barely survived (but we did have fun in the Crack Van. 67 peeps!).
She's terrifying me.
Obama up 52 to 40 in the DKos Research 2000 poll today.
CK Florida tomatoes suck, also. Sometimes we get fairly good ones from Georgia, but in general I don't use them much because they're so bland.
V for Virginia, fatigued
V - I think I ate about 40 lbs of tomatoes when I was in SF (Aug/Sept). I went to the farmers market in Berkeley and loaded up - it was Valhalla. I ate them like apples. When it comes to produce, and other things, the distributors in Seattle use Alaska as a dumping ground for all the s__t. they can't sell in Seattle - but lots of folks up here are to stupid to catch on. Hmmm, I wonder if this has any relationship to politics
I believe that would qualify as Gringo Salsa.
Just add cilantro.
She's terrifying me.
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I wuz standing around waiting for baggage in Dulles and noticed a young and expensively dressed young lady there wearing THOSE GLASSES. Gave me the creeps. Had to move to the other side of the conveyer belt.
Just add cilantro.
Ralphie
Oooo, yeah!
I'll add that to the list. I'm going to the Pasadena Farmer's Market with one of my neighbors today.
Cilantro is parsley with a college education.
CK heh. Plenty of stupid to go around down here, too.
When I live in Indiana as a child my mom used to go across town in the summer to get a bunch of tomatoes from this grower. I would eat two or three in the car going home. Damn, they were good.
I also used to tie an onion to my belt, but that's a story for another time . ..
Cilantro is parsley with a college education.
Ralphie
Very good - I like that. So when I have the blues, I should use parsley and when I'm feeling haughty I should use cilantro?
You know what I think Barack should say after the last Presidential debate on October 15?
"All right, John. NOW let's do those town hall meetings... ten of them right up to the election. People are paying attention now."
Challenge him. Lincoln-Douglas. A classroom for the USA.
I should use parsley and when I'm feeling haughty I should use cilantro?
Works for me.
I yield back the balance of my HICA!
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I also used to tie an onion to my belt, but that's a story for another time . ..
V for Virginia, fatigued
Do tell, onions are great - and have one of the lowest chemical loads. See: http://www.foodnews.org/
Changed the sheets...
We likes our sleep in these parts:
Some people in Dartmouth got a rude awakening Thursday night, courtesy of Conservative candidate Wanda Webber.
A recorded telephone message of Ms. Webber making a pitch for votes in the Oct. 14 federal election went out after 10 p.m., hours later than the campaign intended.
Gordon Crowell of Dartmouth said he was so upset about receiving the late-night call that he paid a visit to the candidate’s campaign headquarters Friday morning to make his complaint in person.
Mr. Crowell, who delivers The Chronicle Herald and has to get up for work at 1:30 a.m., said he was asleep when his phone rang at 10:04 p.m. with Ms. Webber’s automated message. At first he thought the call was about his 78-year-old dad, who has liver cancer.
"I automatically thought it was that call coming," he said in an interview Friday.
"I went to their offices this morning and blasted them out. She started to apologize and I said, ‘I won’t even accept an apology.’ I said if there were charges that could be laid, I would lay them. That’s how upset I was."
Sweet jeebus, NYT runs with http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/04/us/politics/
04ayers.html?hp=&pagewanted=print"a> Obama and bomber story
I guess the "story" is that Rethugs are running character assassination ads using this old trope.
The Rethugs must be going nuts because their slime machine is getting zero traction. Obama dealt with all that in the primary and it's just moved on.
rootless I have to say I'm bearing a grudge against you for what you said to Molly the last time I saw you. I don't understand what your problem is with her, but you really seem to intentionally misinterpret what she says or read into her comments things that aren't there. She's a pretty clear writer and I don't understand your issue with her.
I try to stay out of this meta stuff but I like you and I *adore* Molly (she is a close friend of mine) and I can't stand it when you're mean to her for a reason I don't see.
'mornin'
Palin's performance was 'gutsy'? Well, she showed up, she didn't drool, she didn't fall asleep or fart loud enough to be heard. But it's a low bar indeed for a politician running for the vice presidency to by complimented for her courage when she participates in a public forum. Sexist, too, I might add.
Bush passed the bailout bill, bypassing Congress? Well, he'd perhaps say the unitary executive is constitutionally empowered to do whatever to save the country. It's no pmor outlandish than some of his other claims, such as the ability to, in his sole judgment, violate federal law as clearly written. But his irrelevance to the bailout's formulation, revision and passage was palpable.
McCain's retreating to Arizona? Good. He should practice that; it's a skill that I hope will be called upon frequently. It isn't as if he and his handlers think that his chances in the election will be helped by further exposure, though. Hell of a stance for a candidate to take; hell of an admission to make by implication.
kos daily tracking poll inches up one pt for obama, lead now at 12.
http://www.dailykos.com/
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