I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
frast
Uh, this is really lame.
Me too, me too! Can I get my gig on Crossfire and a lucrative photo spread for FHM? Because I'm way too good a Christian to pose nekkid.
Damn near choked just TYPING that. I'm such a leftie.
Lipstick for all the pigs.
In a separate but related matter, McCain said he wanted Kerry to stop using him in advertising that denounces the anti-Kerry swift boat group. "I very much do not want them to use clips from my primary campaign against the president," said the Republican, who lost to Bush in 2000 and is joining the president on the campaign trail this week. The Kerry campaign pulled those ads on Thursday.
too fucking bad loser
Maybe later true stories will be better.
Oh that is so funny I can't even stand it. Thank you for bringing humor to some pretty damn grim times!
Another Bruce, I have authentic evidence to back up your claim, in the sense that I just heard you make it. And I trust you implicitly. Now that is Solid Proof!
If this is good enough for real lawyer-type guy prosecutors, it should be good enough for cable TV. Can I lead off the commercials? I already have the affadavit signed!
But only if you can get Zell Miller to be your subject-matter expert.
"That was no pig, that was my wife!"
OT
but the NY Post is hating on Jon Stewart for his inability to articulate complete sentences. http://www.nypost.com/entertainm...nment/
18930.htm
So bad diction is unaaceptable for late night fake news hosts but fine for the freaking president?
I, too, have now witnesses the allegations, and will be glad to say that the allegation exists and should be spread at every opportunity!
Thank you, Michelle Malkin, for showing me the way!
O'Neill is doing a chat at WaPo right now, I think.
It'd be funny to submit this as a "question"
I am also willing to sign an affadavit. I used to live in a county that had some pig farms, and I can testify that this is not only true, it's very, very true.
Isn't this the story of LBJ - who told a campaign aide to spread a rumor that his opponent was a pigf**ker, on the grounds that his opponent would have to spend the rest of the campaign denying tghe rumor?
And what does it say about Texas that three Presidential candidates (LBJ, GHWB and GWB) have resorted to this kind of slimey politics?
Uh, you're kidding, right? Would that it were!
BREAKING: Cheney is a shoplifter:
"The Cheneys purchased nine apples, five large tomatoes, three green peppers and a dozen ears of corn. Cheney pulled a $10 bill from his pocket and gave it to Levan. Asked by a reporter whether the $10 covered the cost of the produce, Levan indicated that it did not.
And Bobo the fratpig is hiding in Nebraska on 9/11.
Might as well go nuclear over Cheney's Gay Daughter, Bobo's Service Record, Bobo's failed Iraqi policy, Bobo's "My Pet Goat," and Bobo's DUI arrests.
Heck, the gauntlet was thrown down by the Rethugs. Might as well respond.
If it isn't clear yet -- the media is just reporting spin and allegations these days, and when in Rome ... do as the Romans do.
Pig fuckinig? You should have seen what he did to the 9th hole at the Arundel Golf Course here in Kennebunkport.
- that's "witnessed the allegation"
Why did you call me a pigf***er,Phillip?
Well, that's easy, Terrence. You f*** pigs.
I think it's time for a constitutional amendment - no more Presidents from Texas!
Tonight on Scarbourow Country:
...a swine who was in or near the same pen as the victim finally breaks silence...
...and Pat Buchanon
that's nothing. i heard him say he believes in god.
Slightly Off Topic but Related
Any one here from Texas? This Guy Jerry Patterson, - He is a State Employee right? Did he take annual leave for his political activities yesterday? What about the others that signed the letter to Kerry? Where they on State time?
I was in the same country as 'Another Bruce'. I also heard 'Thersites' prove Bruce's claims. I trust Thersites, so I too am willing to swear in an affidavit that W is a pig f-er.
Just tell me where to sign!
It's OK, though, Miss Malkin gave her consent before he mounted her.
Why are you still harping on this Pig stuff?
It's ancient history. Why it happened, like, 35 minutes ago.
Anyway, the swine said Santorum was a LOT better.
I think it is very brave and courageous for Another Bruce to speak out like this. This story needs to be told and we need to know if our President is a pigfucker. It's a credibility issue, people! Do you want a pigfucker as President - think of the children, won't you?
Well, now we know what Bush was doing in Alabama while he was away from the Guard.
L.A. Times latest poll asks about the SBVT ads --- in todays paper. I don't know how to get you around the sign-up, sorry.
Did Bush take the pig anywhere near Nebraska on Christmas Eve?
John O'Neill, moments ago at WaPoOnline:
John E. O'Neill: All atrocities in Vietnam should have been reported to investigative authorities and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Neither John Kerry nor his associates in VVAW ever reported a single atrocity to the Naval investigative service or any other law enforcement authority. Instead Kerry made a general charge that rape, murder and mayhem was occurring on a day to day basis with the awareness of officers at all levels of command.
This sound to anyone like the "few bad apples" argument all over again? Kerry's point, of course, was that the politicians and military brass had put the soldiers in the position where these things took place, then turned their backs on them.
And he was right, of course. And nothing's changed, of course.
This Just In:
Democratic nominee John Kerry immediately blasted a just-released attack ad in which a new group of swift boat veterans accuse him of performing hundreds of gay weddings on the boat he commanded during that conflict.
The ad, financed by a group calling itself Swift Boat Veterans For Truth About Gay Weddings On Swift Boats, accuses Sen. Kerry of using his status as commanding officer on his boat to perform gay weddings on an almost non-stop basis.
According to one veteran who appears in the ad, Mr. Kerry stunned his boatmates by announcing, "I hereby declare this swift boat The Love Boat."
The veteran goes on to accuse Mr. Kerry of performing hundreds of gay weddings "whether the sailors wanted to marry each other or not."
The latest charges come at a critical juncture for the Kerry campaign, as over one million anti-Kerry boatmates marched on Washington this weekend to express their unbridled hatred of the Democratic nominee.
But Sen. Kerry came out swinging against the ads today, telling a Michigan audience, "It would have been impossible for me to declare my swift boat 'The Love Boat' because 'The Love Boat' did not come on TV until 1977."
Moments after Mr. Kerry's comment, the airwaves were blanketed with a new ad financed by a group calling themselves Swift Boat Veterans For Truth About What John Kerry Claims Did Or Did Not Happen On His Swift Boat.
In the ad, a veteran states: "Okay, so maybe John Kerry didn't perform any gay weddings, but it's a lot like something he would have done if given half a chance."
Basically, the same mainstream media which look down their noses at bloggers, are now adopting the same (lack of principles) as Matt Drudge: If someone said it, we can print it, and we don't have to do any due diligence to ascertain its legitimacy.
All we have to do is determine whether the headline will help sell papers/ratings.
It's also time for Big John to get on the big sunday talk shows and respond. He needs a "checkers speech" on a wide scale after Labor Day.
Take a page out of Tricky Dick -- for all of his bullshit, Nixon was a bone thug when it came to taking the gloves off.
The Rethugs will get incredulous, but draw a comparison between Vietnam and Iraq and if the Abu Ghraib thing doesn't speak to real "atrocities," americans are blind - we did commit atrocities and still do.
i like pigs.
The story is true. I know, because the pig told me....
Tell these people how you feel:
http://www.bobdole.org/contact.html
http://mccain.senate.gov/
index.c...on=Contact.Home
http://www.georgewbush.com/ContactUs/
wtfwjd?, maybe Cheney felt that the farmer hadn't worked hard enough for the money, and that he should feel lucky that he got any money at all, instead of Cheney stomping on his veggies and spitting in his face. Take that, librul el33t!
Besides, I'm sure Cheney felt insulted that the fruits were not Monsanto-sized, and that the apples were not as large as his big bald head.
Satire:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42831
What Canada sez:
Kerry needed to appear on The Daily Show because the American media itself has become ridiculous and he needs the endorsement of the jokers, not political pundits. The cable news shows that Jon Stewart mocks have become absurdly partisan. The print press is going through a period of self-flagellation as newspaper after newspaper apologizes and backtracks on its initial coverage of the need to go to war with Iraq.
There is no longer a mainstream media in the United States. Every outlet postures and preens. Comedy is now as important as political commentary. Only the jokers have integrity.
The last thing Kerry said, as he left The Daily Show, was a remark to Stewart. He said, "You do a great job." In that, Kerry was correct. It's sad, but true.
The Globe and Mail.
http://tinyurl.com/6woh9
Hog or sow?People want to know.
I'm a veterinarian, and I remember treating that pig for its injuries. George Bush clearly raped that Pig. Well, you can't find my name on any paperwork, but I was so disturbed that I wrote about it in my journal (two hours ago). Can I be in the TV ad?
"I treated George Bush for his pigfucking injuries. He was barely scratched and his penis was difficult to detect."
Dr. Phil Anders
What else Canada says:
'A Canadian Parliament member who drew fire last year for calling Americans "bastards" hurled a new round of insults southward Wednesday. "We are not joining the coalition of the idiots," said MP Carolyn Parrish, declaring that Canada should not support the so-called Star Wars missile shield program backed by the Bush administration.'
http://www.wired.com/news/furthermore
I live in North Carolina where their are lots of pig farms so I feel that my voice should be heard too. I have just as much of a right to make shit up as the rest of y'all.
I just received a copy of one of the complaints from an account by Kelli Arena, posted by Drudge and leaked by an highly placed unnamed source in the Justice Department.
There Being Complaint this day made (Before us) by capt Atrio, and Wha, both of Eschaton, for themselfes and also for severall of their readers against George W. Bush the President of the United States; for high Suspition of Sundry acts of pig-fuckery donne or Committed by him upon the bodys of Scooters pig, whereby great hurt and dammage hath beene donne to the Bodys of s'd persons above named therefore Craved Justice.
Burn him he's a pig-fucker!
O'Neill again:
John E. O'Neill: I lied to no one. You quote the first half of the statement but ignore the following sentence. I clearly said that I was on the Cambodian border. I was on a canal system known as Bernique’s Creek located about 100 yards south of the Cambodian border from which it would have been very difficult to get into Cambodia at least from a boat.
I never went to Cambodia. Unlike the Kerry story you are defensive about I don’t believe I can ever fairly be interpreted as saying anything different.
Transcript of Nixon Tape:
O'NEILL: I was in Cambodia, sir. I worked along the border on the water.
NIXON: In a swift boat?
O'NEILL: Yes, sir.
Yup. Some things are clear beyond dispute. O'Neill lies.
Pigs lie, too, by the way...
I've been told that all medical records for the pig during that period of time have all mysteriously disappeared and/or have been burned. Also mysteriously.
Please insert the obligatory "Rick Santorum and John Cornyn are SOOOOO jealous" joke here.
I am outraged. Cocksucker!
-- Mr. Wu
A.
Scar"burrow" Country?
This post is too much venting. It's obvious and easy. Doesn't advence the issue.
I've screamed the same thing (really) at my computer screen several times in the last week.
Was it Lyndon Johnson who said, "You don't have to get your opponent to admit he's a pigfucker--you just have to get him to deny it."?
Pigs lied and soldiers died.
More O'Neill on the WaPo chat:
(why are they giving this guy a forum at all?)
Dayton, Ohio: Mr. O'Neill, I recently heard a portion of the White House audio tape of your meeting with President Nixon. I heard you tell President Nixon that you had gone to Cambodia on your swift boat.
I also heard you tell a reporter recently(on tape) that you had never been in Cambodia.
Did you lie to President Nixon or did you lie to the reporter?
Have you ever been in Cambodia, and if so, when did you go and did you go more than once?
If you have never been in Cambodia, how close did you ever get to the Cambodian border (in feet or miles)?
John E. O'Neill: I lied to no one. You quote the first half of the statement but ignore the following sentence. I clearly said that I was on the Cambodian border. I was on a canal system known as Bernique’s Creek located about 100 yards south of the Cambodian border from which it would have been very difficult to get into Cambodia at least from a boat.
I never went to Cambodia. Unlike the Kerry story you are defensive about I don’t believe I can ever fairly be interpreted as saying anything different. John Kerry on many different occasions said that the turning point of his life was being in Cambodia illegally for Christmas Eve and Christmas in 1968. This was in a different area than I was in and close approach to Cambodia was not possible for him in that area. In fact he was more than 50 miles away. How many people invent the turning point of their life and repeat it on the senate floor, in articles and more than 50 times in 35 years.
Should read "Developing fast...", or even better "Developing hard..."
Should read "Developing fast...", or even better "Developing hard..."
the new republic has an editorial worth checking out.
Matter of Fact
by the Editors
Post date 08.26.04 | Issue date 09.06.04 E-mail this article
Just how dishonest must a smear campaign be for American journalists to say so plainly or, better yet, to ignore altogether? That's the only real question still unanswered in the controversy sparked by the group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth over John Kerry's service in Vietnam--although even to use the word "controversy" affords the issue's protagonists too much dignity.
[...]
Unfortunately, even as reporters eviscerated the Swift Boat Veterans' essential claims, the conventions of evenhandedness (at least on news, as opposed to editorial, pages) prevented them from stating their findings in bald, unvarnished terms. And so writers for papers like The Washington Post repeatedly played the dispute as a he-said, she-said campaign argument, seizing on the relatively minor discrepancies in Kerry's story [...] and then balancing those against the far more egregious distortions they had found in the swift boat ads.
[...]
But it wasn't primarily the print media that kept this story alive. It was television, particularly cable news, with all of its now-familiar pathologies. Predictably, Fox News hyped the story, weaving it seamlessly into a larger narrative about Kerry's character flaws. (Here's Brit Hume, Fox's analogue to Peter Jennings or Dan Rather: "There's a thread here that one might trace through the criticisms of John Kerry and his behavior, even in this campaign, and that is the sense of somebody who is an absolutely incorrigible opportunist.") And the less ideological CNN and MSNBC did their parts to sustain the controversy by running the Swift Boat ads repeatedly during their news segments, then giving the same old discredited Kerry critics a platform to continue spewing their same old discredited arguments.
The effect was to spread lies rather than scrutinize them, in a precise perversion of journalism's supposed purpose. More than half of the respondents to a survey by the Annenberg Public Policy Center said they had seen or heard of the Swift Boat ad, which initially ran in only three swing states. And the polling firm HCD Research found that 27 percent of independent voters who saw the ad and "who [had] planned to vote for Kerry or leaned pro-Kerry" were "no longer sure they'd back" him.
Journalists, in short, became accomplices to fraud. And they should have known better. In 2000, Bush and his right-wing allies learned that the way to win political arguments is to launch rhetorical attacks based only loosely--if at all--on the facts and then depend on reporters to spread them as credible perspectives on the truth. And, ever since, this White House has conducted its business the very same way, shamelessly peddling lies about everything from budget projections to weapons of mass destruction without the slightest fear of retribution.
A few days ago,
I am dead....but I need help.
Can someone link me to information showing the challengers receive more of the fence sitter votes?
but the NY Post is hating on Jon Stewart for his inability to articulate complete sentences. http://www.nypost.com/entertainm...nment/
18930.htm
So bad diction is unaaceptable for late night fake news hosts but fine for the freaking president?
tommy
I wouldn't wrap my used sanitary napkins in the NY Post.
(speaking of pigs)
OT: I had a good laugh out of what I just saw on TV right now. I watched a 20 minute video segment from FujiTV News in Japan, coverage of the Japanese premiere of Fahrenheit 9/11. I just had to laugh and laugh when I saw how the Japanese news crew covered an outdoor screening of F911 in Crawford TX, with GOP protesters and the usual crew of Texas goons.
Pigs lied and soldiers died.
Vicki Stein | Email | Homepage | 08.26.04 - 12:47 pm | #
You go, girl.
Repeat of a real story --
Robert E. Lambert doesn’t plan to vote for John Kerry.
But the Eagle Point man challenges claims by a group called Swift Boat Veterans for Truth that there was no enemy fire aimed at the five swift boats, including the one commanded by Kerry, on March 13, 1969 on the Bay Hap River in the southern tip of what was then South Vietnam.
Lambert, now 64, was a crew member on swift boat PCF-51 that day. The boat was commanded by Navy Lt. Larry Thurlow, a now-retired officer who questions why Kerry was awarded a Bronze star for bravery and a third Purple Heart for the March 13 incident.
"He and another officer now say we weren’t under fire at that time," Lambert said Wednesday afternoon. "Well, I sure was under the impression we were."
Swift boat memories
Eagle Point vet who was there backs Kerry’s assertion that bullets were flying the day he won two medals on a river in Vietnam
President Bush's silence on this matter only serves to insult and demoralize good pig farmers everywhere. Why won't he simply respond with the facts?
Ha ha ha ha that is T-riffic!
So bad diction is unaaceptable for late night fake news hosts but fine for the freaking president?
I just talked to a guy who went on an anti-bush rant. He says that chimpy doesn't speak english.
He speaks Tex-Bonics.
How fucking funny is that?
If them pigs get into yer garden again...them's yer pigs!
One time I saw a pig, so I would be willing to be on your commerical as an expert witness.
One time I saw a pig, so I would be willing to be on your commerical as an expert witness.
You may be dead, but you're still pretty.
Wait a minute... Dead Reagan? Damn, I thought you were Dead Regan, that cute little girl in the Exorcist movies.
Never mind.
Was it Lyndon Johnson who said, "You don't have to get your opponent to admit he's a pigfucker--you just have to get him to deny it."?
Sounds like the old bastard.
The Lee Atwater version was: "If you're explaining, you're losing."
I see someone else got out their Hunter S. Thompson last night.
I see someone else got out their Hunter S. Thompson last night.
A guy on Thurlow's own boat says Thurlow is lying:
... he himself got a Bronze Star for hauling Thurlow out of the water during the firefight that Thurlow now says didn't happen.
This damn WaPo Q&A with John O'Neill is a joke! It's been going on almost an hour, and he's answered about 6 questions. They're screening so hard that they can't find anything to print. I've submitted more questions than that.
I can attest to the George Bush porcine ravishment incident since is was on the same planet as Mr. Bush when the incident occurred.
fecalleukocyte
HAHAHAHAHA! Now THAT is funny.
Thanks for that.
Damn.
Waaay OT, but still ..
would someone please take a stack of the George Will articles from today's WaPo and smack Laura Bush upside the head:
"The public's diminishing capacity for astonishment is astonishing. Perhaps second only to Einstein's question (Did God have a choice in the creation of the world?) is this one: How did matter, which is what we are, become conscious, then curious? Not all clues can be found on Earth.
Curiosity is why a Voyager spacecraft launched in 1977 is now 8.5 billion miles away. It is, in the scheme of things, just next door: traveling now at 1 million miles per day, it would have to continue for 40,000 more years just to be closer to another star than to our sun. Still, here in our wee solar system -- our little smudge on the skies of uncountable billions of galaxies -- Voyager's and JPL's other undertakings must be measured against Einstein's axiom: "All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike -- and yet it is the most precious thing we have."
Curiosity is what science is all about - we don't *KNOW* what's over the next hill. We don't *KNOW* that we can find a cure for Parkinsons, MS (which my sister has) and Alzheimers -
... but we *THINK* the answers may be in stem cells ... we *BELIEVE* that the cures to so many sad, debillitating illnesses may not be in the largest things, but in the smalles ...
and it is this faith and this curiosity which drives discoveries and cures and, really, our humanity.
is was? "I was" - damn finners!
We really needed to get someone to ask that liar o'niel when did he first get hired to start the swifties.
Did you just hear about the allegations that George W. Bush raped a 9 year old girl, when he was at Yale! Incredible!
Look, I was there too, and I distinctly remember George wasn't fucking a pig. It was a really ugly, mangy dog named Wilbur. I demand that Atrios stop reporting these pigfucking lies.
And I saw George cruising on Christopher Street decked out from head to toe in black leather ... he had his "packet pooched out" (thanks, Greg Palast) just like in those hot flight suit photos.
A million years ago (well, 1967, actually, when I was still in high school) I got a copy of a very counterculture magazine called The Realist, published by Paul Krassner. I think Ronnie Raygun was running for governor of California then. There was a cartoon of two obviously gay guys in jumpsuits talking; one was saying to the other one, "I saw Ronald Reagan in a crowd and I copped a feel."
One of my teachers freaked out, took it away from me, and wouldn't give it back until my mother called the school and said it was OK with her that I was reading it (it was, and she did). And Mr. Zarzecki, GFY.
The recent Adoration of the Ronnie has a strange machismo attached to it. Raygun takes on a whole new meaning in that context. Or perhaps it should be Spraygun?
Any one here from Texas? This Guy Jerry Patterson, - He is a State Employee right? Did he take annual leave for his political activities yesterday? What about the others that signed the letter to Kerry? Where they on State time?
Mr. Patterson is our Land Commissioner. He works for the state, in an elected capacity. He didn't take annual leave for his activities yesterday, to the best of my knowledge.
Mr. Patterson claims he was travelling to Dallas, presumably from Austin. I'm not sure if this was state-related business or not. Whichever, Bush got him to make a sidetrip to Crawford. It isn't much of a sidetrip. But then, here in Texas we think going someplace 250 miles away is a nice day trip.
The other signatory vets--it's unclear when they signed this letter, or if any of them were state employees (I can't remember the names right now). Patterson makes it sound like they signed it by the time he got there. He grabbed the letter and moseyed out to Max.
Was Patterson on state time? I dunno, and it won't do any good to wonder too much. If you think anything will be done to a Republican office holder in Texas for helping out Bush, you have a lot to learn about Texas politics. Patterson will claim it was gubmint bidness; after all, he was on a mission for the Prezdent of the USA hisself, and there ain't no bigger gubmint than the Prezdent. The bible-thumpers and the ignats will think Patterson is just the cat's meow for associatin' with the Prezdent. And too many of them vote here.
Have you see the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts
to play around in
This damn WaPo Q&A with John O'Neill is a joke! It's been going on almost an hour, and he's answered about 6 questions.
Cut the guy some slack... it takes time to get the approved responses back from the White House.
Not to mention typing with two fingers...
OT - but I wanna start a little letter writing campaign, but I need some info first. Perhaps y'all can help me?
In the war resolution, GWB is supposed to have made certain reports regarding the war, how it's going and how it relates to the war on terrorism.
Did GWB make those reports?
If so, we should start writing letters urging Kerry to make political hay from them and telling them not to listen to newsmedia saying "don't play politics with war" (it's about time Dems ignored the IOKIYAR slanted media) as well as to news outlets asking that they investigate/publicize these reports.
If not - then we should write news outlets, etc., asking why GWB is allowed to violate an act of Congress with impunity.
Well, if we believe Downie's statement, then the Post will have to print this accusation about Bush's pig-loving tendencies, won't he?
I, too, have seen Bush porking porkers, and would be happy to sign an affidavit to that effect. I will be giving a press conference today announcing the formation of "Pig Protectors for Truth."
I knew Bush was f*ckin' the US but f*ckin' pigs is gross!.
Funniest. Thread. Ever.
He does not deserve the heroic status being laid upon him for getting down with that pig.
Why, he probably just jerked himself off then claimed that it was a pig what done it to him.
Aye, ye think it funny what the younger Bush did when he visited our bonny land. Sod off, pig people.
SteveLG -
I just asked him who was deciding which questions he could answer. Of course, I should have known....
I think Bush should drop Cheney and use the pig as a running mate.
Not a pig: This West Michigan Man Recalls What it Was Like to be on a Swift Boat
http://tinyurl.com/3kfxz
The guy's not politically motivated, he says, but he's fed up with the attacks against John Kerry.
Yee Haw! Thank you, Grand Rapids Press!
250 Pig Farmers can't all be lying can they?
Steveo, I don't think that would work. I hear that the pig is trying to spin its newfound fame into a reality show on Fox.
There seems to be further controversy... I hear it was a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, but it was raised 100 yards from the Cambodian border.
President Bush,
We urge you to condemn the double standard that you and your campaign have enforced regarding a pig farmer's right to openly express their feelings about your activities
Oink, oink!
I hear Linda Tripp has a tape recording of the squeals.
Pleasureboat Captains for Truth
Vicki,
How ... the GR Press. That's certainly a little water where it's likely to cool the fire.
"Give me some presidential DNA in the pigpen and I'll have an investigation."
Porter Goss
If someone said it, we can print it, and we don't have to do any due diligence to ascertain its legitimacy.
No no no. If a Republican or other right wing nutjob said it, it can be printed, etc.
Otherwise, it can't be printed. Even if 500 foot Jesus shows up and says it while hovering over Manhattan wearing a thong bikini and singing the Spiderman theme song.
SteveLG -
I just asked him who was deciding which questions he could answer. Of course, I should have known....
-Wha?
I'm pretty sure (someone will correct me if a] I'm wrong, and b] they can slog through all the pig fucking posts) that WaPoOnline has said any number of times that their 'guests' can veto any questions they don't want to answer.
Whether they can cherry pick their favorites, I don't know.
Was that pig ever in Cambodia?
why is this pig coming forward now and why does this pigs hate america?
Bush brought this controversy on himself by claiming to be a non-pig fucker. But now he's saying that pig farmers who disagree with him don't have the right to express their opinions.
This type of squealing and mud-slinging is insulting to all Porco-Americans!
Was that pig ever in Cambodia?
Yes, hours ago.
"When the chips are down, you just can't count on George Bush"
Miss Piggy Assulted by George W Bush
I know, I was there...he betrayed us with booze, cocaine and being really stupid. Pig Farmers have a right to speak don't they?
Braaking News: Federal judge rules parial birth abortion ban unconstitutional...CNN news alert. That's all for now.
speaking of pigs, my sister had a potbellypig running up and down her gravel road for a couple days. It then was in her yard so she locked it in her chicken yard and fed it. The next day, her neighbor 2 houses down (rural area so not real close) called and asked if she saw a pig. She said it was in her chicken yard. The neighbor said the 15yo would come over and get it. 15yo came then next day and took the pig.
My sister woke up the next day and there was a pig in her yard....same one
She put it in the chicken yard. 15yo showed up and told her that he fixed a different pen that the pig could not get out of, but if it showed up there at her house again, she could keep it.
The pig was back the next day! ha ha ha ha - So... my sister has a pig so I could sign one of those affidavits, too.....
No, the pig was just raised NEAR the border of Cambodia. 100 yards away, but he only had 99 yards of slack on his leash. I also heard that the butcher used the money obtained from selling the pork chops to support terrorism. So therefore, because Mr. Bush had relations indirectly with those porkchops, he supports terrorism.
Lamest. Q&A. Ever.
O'Neill blows. Anyone out there work for WaPo? Anyone even remotely understand why they're giving this guy so much page space/bandwidth? Is this another one of their "we can't admit we made a mistake so we're going all the way with it" moments?
Damn! These people are either ignorant, or O'Neill & gang are throwing some serious cash to them.
Another ham-handed denial from the Whitehouse...
The quote as I have seen it:
"I know he doesn't fuck goats, but make him deny it anyway." - LBJ
Dunno if it is true.
As someone who shared that pen, I find these baseless accusations highly insulting to anyone who has ever been a swine.
However, I will continue to campaign for W until the hog-fuck erm... great leader is re-elected for the first time.
I feel uniquely qualified to support this president in his endeavors.
Hweee! Hweee!
Well, as long as it was a female pig, I think you're OK in the red states, Another Bruce.
Of course, if it was homosexual male-on-male-pig action, THAT'S a whole different story....
Well George Bush brought this all on himself by running on his record of providing pork to his constituents, so he shouldn't complain when people look into his pig fucking activities.
This might help explain why neither Barbara nor Jenna bear any resemblance to their black father.
The pig has signed an affidavit testifying that there are 'distinctive characteristics' of the Bush penis.
If Bush has nothing to hide, then why doesn't he allow his penis to be examined?
Ok, I admit it, it was me. And it was awful, just awful. I didn't even seem him he just jumped out of nowhere and grabbed me.
Steve Gardner. He was on Kerry's boat. He thinks Kerry is a POS. Explain that one away.
OT, kinda (unless you all know something about Zell and swine that I don't) but beautiful:
http://www.zellout.com/
Federal judge rules parial birth abortion ban unconstitutional...CNN news alert. That's all for now.
I think that's two for two now, isn't it?
Even if 500 foot Jesus shows up and says it while hovering over Manhattan wearing a thong bikini and singing the Spiderman theme song.
Thanks. I'll have that in my head all damn day, including the Spiderman song.
And that's M.C. 900 ft Jesus to you, bucko.
Lamest. Q&A. Ever.
O'Neill blows. Anyone out there work for WaPo? Anyone even remotely understand why they're giving this guy so much page space/bandwidth?
Of course, because they practice "objective" journalism according to modern standards, they're following-on with an hour with John Hurley of "Vietnam Veterans for Kerry."
Of course, as of 1:16 he hadn't taken any questions at all.
"Going Out Gurus" already have a screenful.
I heard the pig lured him in because the pig was wearing a familiar blue dress.
If the pig bounced off a tree and landed on his johnson, it shouldn't count.
Federal judge rules parial birth abortion ban unconstitutional...CNN news alert. That's all for now.
Just in time for the RNC crowd to chant: Damn Activist Judges.
This is no joke. Why is John O'Neill dominating the 2004 election? This is ludicrous.
I lied. Hurley's on at 2pm.
Off I go, into the pigpit...
Breaking- a high ranking pig in the bush administraion has resigned -
calling for a cessation of all "shadowy" inter-species intercourse...
Anonymous -- I was on the same thread with you. I think you're a POS. Explain that one away.
"Steve Gardner...thinks Kerry is a POS. Explain that one away."
How about this ? Steve Gardner's a POS !
I can't believe you think this is funny! Never let that man near your pastures.
Who is the mysterious skinny lady on Drudge right now, pretending to be Margaret Cho?
"This fucking pig is delicious!"
George W. Bush
Behind the barn, Summer, 2004
+++
Steve Gardner. He was on Kerry's boat. He thinks Kerry is a POS. Explain that one away.
Anonymous
You mean the Steve Gardner who was not present during any of the actions for which Kerry received medals? Who gives a fuck?
And that's M.C. 900 ft Jesus to you, bucko.
Of course, and what I meant to say is that he's doing "If I Only Had A Brain" off of One Step Ahead of the Spider.
It's hard to tell how big he is from down here, and all that Spider crap sounds the same.
Steve Gardner. He was on Kerry's boat. He thinks Kerry is a POS. Explain that one away.
Wow, you mean there was an enlisted guy in the Vietnam-era Navy who thought the officer in command of his unit was worthless? My god man, that undoes hundreds of years of U.S. Navy tradition of Bluejackets falling to their knees in solemn worship of their officers.
He left santorum all over my pigtail!!!
Steve Gardner. He was on Kerry's boat. He thinks Kerry is a POS. Explain that one away.
Holy shit! Steve Gardner said THAT????
Cancel the election, kids. The show is over!
Who's Steve Gardner? (not me, by the way).
OT:
U.S. admits bounty hunter links
8/26/2004 6:00:00 PM GMT
Mr. Idema says that his operation was approved by the U.S. authorities.
Source: BBC
The U.S. Department of Defense has admitted having contact with the former U.S. soldier, Jonathan Idema, currently charged in Afghanistan with running a private jail and torturing civilians.
http://tinyurl.com/4u2nt
OT, but the FReepers are up in arms over Kerry's support from corporate America. The link includes a list of all Kerry's supporters...pretty interesting stuff.
If you can stand to visit FR, click here. You'll get a few laughs out of the comments, if nothing else.
As a Pig Fucker I demand that you do not besmirch the good will of all other pig fuckers by implying that Our Great President George W. Bush has had carnal knowlege of a swine.
Besides, he prefers sheep
FP
"Dude,
Don't say pigf***er in front of Jesus!"
[Bush]
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
[/Bush]
Ciao bambinos.
In a major defeat for the Bush administration, Sistani has broken the siege of Najaf as thousands of demonstrators walk past US tanks and into the Shrine of Ali.
Now, man the barricades and onto November .
Why is John O'Neill dominating the 2004 election? This is ludicrous.
Could not agree with you more.
But, again, I think the Canadians got it right. It's because the U.S. media has become a joke. A Fox News-infested joke.
If Bush succeeds in stopping MoveOn, this will leave us (the Left, as it were) with very little weaponry, whereas they will still have pretty much all of cable news, not to mention one network completely devoted to getting out their message.
I think the next big fight might be for the 527s, if indeed Bush is serious about trying to nail them shut.
We simply can't allow that to happen.
And, after Kerry wins, we have to pressure his administration to reinstate the Fairness Doctrine/Equal Time rules. I think that is a must. We can't continue on like this.
The Reagan legacy. He died, but it lives on. Time to put a stake in it, chop off its head, stuff garlic in the head, and burn the body.
It's the only way to be sure.
OT: Rumsfeld Caught in Another Lie
The US Department of Defense has admitted having contact with a former US soldier, Jonathan Idema, charged in Afghanistan with torturing civilians.
Until now, the Department of Defense has refused to acknowledge any contacts at all between itself and the former US soldier, who it has described as an unauthorised freelancer.
I think someone needs to point out that in spite of his name, Babe is a BOY pig. You know what THAT means!
Steve Gardner. He was on Kerry's boat. He thinks Kerry is a POS. Explain that one away.
He's a regional Limbaugh precinct captain and is doing his duty. He also has a terrible personality. In the Mekong, he hogged the marijuana, nobody on the boat liked him and he never got over it.
Stevie "Wild Man" Gardner?:
Gardner's nickname was "Wild Man" because, as he himself said, he didn't have any problem "shooting gooks and asking questions later"
Gardner was reprimanded by Kerry for continuing to fire his machine gun long after it was necessary. Tom Oliphant talked about this the other night Gardner was NOT on the boat during any of the contested medal incidents. Kerry doesn't remember the incident but apparently Gardner according to Oliphant has been carrying a grudge for the last 30 years. Charming
Steve Gardner. He was on Kerry's boat. He thinks Kerry is a POS. Explain that one away.
Anonymous
ooooo ... one person ... out of, what 12? 14? yep. that has me convinced. John must be a bad, bad man. now, I must vote for Bush ...
baaaaaaaaahahahaha ... sorry, I tried to keep a straight face ... just couldn't do it ...
The US Department of Defense has admitted having contact with a former US soldier, Jonathan Idema, charged in Afghanistan with torturing civilians. Until now, the Department of Defense has refused to acknowledge any contacts at all between itself and the former US soldier, who it has described as an unauthorised freelancer.
Gee, I'm surprised.
No, I'm not.
All that pig-f***ing was just a little frat-boy fun. Letting off steam!
Besides, none of this would have happened if the Constitution were a bit more specific about what animals should be f***ed and which shouldn't, hint, hint.
arachnae
Cut it out, the pig obviously has enough problems as it is. Do you know how hard it is for a pig to find a ghost writer for its expose book?
Squeal for me, boy. Squeal like a pig. You got some real purty lips. Oooowwheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Okay, someone had to say it.
Hey, the America Limping Forward, Blood and Sputum bus tour is going great! You know we've turned the corner in this corner and I share the val-yas of where ever I am right now...
I'm sure we could find lots of men who thought W was a POS, but gosh damnit he never had any men under his command. How nice life must be to never have to be accountable. (Then again, all of Kerry's other men stand by him despite taking crap for doing so. That says a lot more than one guy's opinion. Every workspace has its malcontent asshole.)
But plenty of people who worked with Bush on Blount's campaign in Alabama - you know, the one where he showed up to "work" while he was not showing up for Guard duty? - think he was if not a POS then about as bright and useful as one.
Murph Archibald, nephew of Red Blount, says in the same interview that Bush was a shirker who wasn't doing the job that was being asked of him but was always talking about how much he drank the night before.
Someone rented him a house on Cloverdale Rd. According to an NPR interview, they still remember the poor condition he left the place in.
"OT: Rumsfeld Caught in Another Lie
The US Department of Defense has admitted having contact with a former US soldier, Jonathan Idema, charged in Afghanistan with torturing civilians.
Until now, the Department of Defense has refused to acknowledge any contacts at all between itself and the former US soldier, who it has described as an unauthorised freelancer.
jac"
... and what kills me is that the BBC is the ONLY outlet reporting this right now!!! I saw this story break a week ago - maybe 2 - and has any other outlet covered it?? noooooo ...
... few bad apples, my white fuzzy butt ...
... and that is why the only international news I watch is BBCAmerica - they were the first to cover what's going on in Sudan, they're the ONLY ones covering this trial ...
George Bush Turns Away YET another Prominant Visitor.
Shame on you Mr. Bush.
(ggls) I definitely needed a good laugh this morning
As a Pig Fucker I demand that you do not besmirch the good will of all other pig fuckers by implying that Our Great President George W. Bush has had carnal knowlege of a swine.
Besides, he prefers sheep
FP
First the pigs, then a goat or two - before you know it, the Rebublicans might start f***ing their wives! Where does the madness end?
As they say-all pigs are equal, but some pigs are more equal than others. Gee Dub should know...
Way OT:
Something else to make you scream -- Madame Cheney's Cultural Revolution: How the vice president's powerful wife makes sure that historians and other scholars follow the right path.
Let's look up "facism" in the dictionary: "A political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition."
We're on the way there.
let me be clear the sloliars are liars through and through and so far not one thing they have said is true
including their twisting and distorting the facts of the Winter Solder Hearings. They are the ones AGAIN to use hate --not Kerry. Who worked for POW/MIA in Viet Nam --John ONeill his surrogate George Bush or John Kerry
Why in fuck's name is Kerry removing the McCain ad?
Does he think they're going to start playing fair for real, this time?
Screw McCain. That tape is public record, and provides important information about one of the presidential candidates.
...and we named the pick of the litter Scottie McClellan.
The US Department of Defense has admitted having contact with a former US soldier, Jonathan Idema, charged in Afghanistan with torturing civilians.
Another day, another scandal. But it's no travelgate!
This article tells all that needs knowing about Steve Gardner.
Can we say several fries short of a Happy Meal?
"The US Department of Defense has admitted having contact with a former US soldier, Jonathan Idema, charged in Afghanistan with torturing civilians"
I'm sure Rumsfeld will resign now...
Actually I think they could show Abu Ghraib (pronounced by GW "Abba... G-Gr... Goo-rab") pictures of Rumsfeld holding a whip and peeing on prisoners and he'd still refuse to resign. Dignity? What's dignity?
O'Neill's comments about being in Cambodia, not being in Cambodia are easily explained. Nixon came back from the dead, walked through the walls of the National Archive and digitally altered the tape. All of which just goes to show that years after his death, Nixon is still smarter than Bush.
I'm sure we could find lots of men who thought W was a POS, but gosh damnit he never had any men under his command.
Until recently. Now there are loads.
How about Paul O'Neill, Richard Clarke and the "Mayberry Machiavellis" guy whose name I can never remember?
I have more powerful testimony: George Bush attacked one of my *hogs* . . . he is a queer pif****r!!!
And, after Kerry wins, we have to pressure his administration to reinstate the
Fairness Doctrine/Equal Time rules. I think that is a must. We can't continue on
like this.
Absolutely -- first thing Kerry does as prez should be to fire the FCC and reninstate the FD.
LOL. Bush will now be forced to find a triple amputee in a wheelchair to make the long trek to Kerry's mansion and beg "no Mas" on the pig dorking attacks.
link, swifferboat?
Steve Gardner and the rest of O'Neill's gang are Vietnam War Dead-Enders. These guys are still lost in the fog of that war. As veterans' and soldiers' advocate Col David Hackworth put it in a column blasting them, "I hope someday they find closure, but they certainly won't find it by committing fratricde."
(Hackworth - "Hack" - who talked his way into the army during WWII at the age of 14 and spent many years in Vietnam, is often cited as the model for Kurtz in Apocalypse Now. He's been relentless in exposing the folly of the Pentagon crazies who sent our soldiers into Iraq.)
Atrios:
I'm home sick today from eating some very bad pork yesterday. Thank u so much for giving my belly something good to do today--in other words, laugh uproariously! A good deed. PS: My cat, Chopper, is a big fan!
I still say run the video of Bush picking his nose, perhaps with some shots of sexual degradation and child sodomy at Abu Ghreib.
BREAKING: Cheney is a shoplifter:
"The Cheneys purchased nine apples, five large tomatoes, three green peppers and a dozen ears of corn. Cheney pulled a $10 bill from his pocket and gave it to Levan. Asked by a reporter whether the $10 covered the cost of the produce, Levan indicated that it did not.
I doubt the Bush-Cheney campaign will report this in-kind political contribution from Mr. Levan. Fuckers.
Bigvic:
I'm also at home with a bad food reaction (wheat--I'm mildly allergic, but every now and then it goes "nukulur" on me). I needed the laughs as well.
Thanks everyone.
I just remembered my favorite South Park line of all time (from the Spirit of Christmas indy film Stone and Parker did):
"Dude, don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus."
I'd like to say:
I'm bigvig, and I approve of this msg:
I'm a pig fucker--um pig farmer and GWB shares my values...the pig fucker part.
Smitty, you forgot the kicker!
"... in front of Jesus, you fat fuck!"
LJ:
I blame GWB for our erruptive bodily functions!
Why do you hate pigfuckers so much?
mmmmmm laughter ... good
A new show to debut on Bravo:
"Swift Boat Lies for the AWOL Guy"
This new show will feature political makeovers for challenged candidates by Karl Rove and his mud-slinging machine. Starting next week on Bravo, don't miss it!
in re pig farmers for truth (and the rnc post prior to this one)--fishing for thread continuity here--anybody see ed gillespie on jon stewart last night lying in our faces? haven't seen anybody mainstream throw the bubble-boy/vietnam vet oregon interchange back in theirs. (the one where the probably-planted stooge follows his "no purple hearts for agent orange riff" with how offended he is that kerry won purple hearts for self-inflicted scratches and the souffle says, [paraphrasing here] yes, well, wow, how many tours? thank you. next question.) funny thing, where was elisabeth bumiller when we needed to rely on her to get that interchange quoted in the times? d'oh.
but i am here to say that ed gillespie is a liar. he was not at parker wylie school in 1972--or christmas eve '68, for that matter. the passaic river doesn't even go near browns mill. he did not deserve his cub scout wolf badge because he submitted someone else's mock-up. i was working in jersey at the time, and i was born and raised in jersey, so i was there, and therefore, i know. and besides, my friend claire's friend karl and his friend karen, all told me so. and until ed gillespie specifically refutes my claim that he is, in general, a scumbaggy liar--and a draft dodger, there must be some kernel of truth to it. [but, in no way, should that be taken as me casting any aspersions whatsoever on either ed gillespie's school attendance record or his service in the cub scouts or either his personal or his family's honor.]
Late breaking news reports that it was not just a single pig, but in fact a herd of...
Look over there! It's Scott Peterson! And Michael Jackson! Doesn't he look funny?
Oy, my career path is ahead of schedule!
The Cheneys purchased nine black mambas, five cozy cocks, three green bananas and a dozen french ticklers. Cheney pulled a $10 bill from his pocket and gave it to Levan. Asked by a reporter whether the $10 covered the cost of the sexual toys, Levan indicated that it did not.
That farmer's confused. What he actually saw was W behind his barn sodomizing Karl "Pink-Boy" Rove. Easy mistake to make.
brucds...Hackworth received a battlefield commission in Korea, became one of the most decorated soldiers in the Army, then ran afoul of the big brass in Vietnam. He was so disillusioned about Vietnam that he lived in Australia for several years. Hackworth has a real warrior mentality. It's not surprising he doesn't care much for the Swift Boat vets.
"Steve Gardner. He was on Kerry's boat. He thinks Kerry is a POS. Explain that one away" -- Has told wopping lies on talk radio about the event in which Kerry earned Bronze Star. Is source of claim that Kerry fled scene, etc. Problem? HE HAS ADMITTED HE WAS NOT THERE. He is, however, the guy who killed a a mother and child at short range, so he probably has some unresolved issues -- apparently so large he'll aid and abet the destruction of what's left of American democracy rather than deal with them.
Jack,
Good thing he wasn't in Alabama. That shit's illegal down there!
Though the verdict on sodomizing unsuspecting pigs is still out.
Damn you, oldupperwestsideLIBERALjew for taking the handle that should rightfully be MINE!!
Just kidding....
fedup - Hackworth's columns at Soldiers For Truth - sfft.org - have been consistently good on the Iraq quagmire and the treatment of vets. When a guy who clearly would have no qualms killing an enemy with his bare hands (and then eating a tuna sandwich and taking a nap) becomes a vocal critic of their war, it oughta give the chickenhawks pause...
I'll never eat bacon again.
"You mean steve simel is an oldupperwestsideLIBERALjew" ? - Homer Simpson
Oliphant is savaging the press over Swift Boats on Franken's AirAmerica show right now...great!
BTW Brian, yes I did steal that from the legendary LBJ story. No attribution in the comments because, well, I didn't expect it to appear on the big blue screen.
Good thread. I think that everybody needs to inform CNN that they're sorely remiss in breaking this news. Like, right now.
Kenga,
You got me. That was the line, wasn't it.
brucds...that's one of the intriguing stories of this war, IMHO: The number of retired high-ranking officers who were against this war or think it has been poorly executed. Scowcroft, Shinseki, Clark, Zinni, Schwartzkopf have all criticized this war, yet seemingly little attention has been paid to their opinions.
I saw Oliphant last week on Lehrer with O'Neill. He said O'Neill's and the Swift Boat vets' "evidence" didn't pass muster and was nowhere near the standard of proof for good journalism. He said it was no surprise outlets like tabloids and Drudge would run with the Swift Boat vets story, but it was not appropriate for mainstream journalism to do so.
Oliphant just ripped his fellow journalists a new asshole on Franken's show.
As for the old soldiers who had qualms about Iraq, why should the neocons pay attention to a bunch of guys who spent more time reading Sun Tzu than Leo Strauss and who failed to enlist in the University of Chicago during the Vietnam War ?
You know, you don't even have to have first-hand knowledge of the porcine relations. Adhere to the Malkin Model... "some say George Bush has carnal relations with pigs."
Bush will now be forced to find a triple amputee in a wheelchair to make the long trek to Kerry's mansion and beg "no Mas" on the pig dorking attacks.
Straw man. There are no republican vietnam vets who left limbs in vietnam.
Smackdown in Tampa Trib
...Swiftboat Veterans Shilling For Karl Rove ... Swiftboat Veterans For Rent ... Swiftboat Veterans For W ... Swiftboat Veterans For Whatever ... Swiftboat Veterans For Bush/Cheney's Bidding ... Swiftboat Veterans For the Lion of Crawford ...
Here's the real act of cowardice:
Hustings thugs created a blatant special interest group that exploits Vietnam veterans who served with distinction, and who may well have a fair beef with Kerry over his antiwar activities, simply to advance the political career of a candidate who used the war himself as little more than a glorified dental plan.
http://tampatrib.com/MGBF7XRQAYD.html
Smoking!
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"George Bush is a pigf****r."
Uh guys.... it's true. (I mean... really).
"George Bush is a pigf****r."
Uh guys.... it's true. (I mean... really).
Poor pigs.
Haw Haw Haw! Keep it up, you're killing me! How do you spell wit? D-U-N-C-A-N!
Kerry sure went from "Bring it on!" to "Please, please make it stop! Uncle!!" in record flip-flop (even for him) time. No wonder the wussy crybaby JFK is sliding in the polls - hoist on his own petard by American vets! Poor guy....er, very wealthy poor guy, that is.
"You mean steve simel is an oldupperwestsideLIBERALjew" ? - Homer Simpson
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"I grow old, I grow old, I will wear the bottom of my jumpsuit rolled." -- Pete Townsend
As someone who has been hearing and telling the LBJ story for a while, can anyone verify it? I always heard it as a political joke to show how you can tie up your opponent but it was told as a joke. I have also heard it credited to other politicains.
the way I heard it..
LBJ's aides came in and tell him they are going to spread rumors his opponent had sex with pigs.
To which LBJ replied:
"Well, I'm sure he'll deny it."
Lost of jokes here but the one that comes to mind is when the girl asks her mom if she can get pregnant from anal sex. Mom says " why of course, how do you think we get Republicans?".
Elmo, I call it a legend because it's one of those stories that makes the rounds. I have no idea whether or not it's true.
The way I heard it told is something like this: (I paraphrase)
Supposedly LBJ was involved in a Texas (senatorial?) race, and asked one of his campaign operatives to put out a press release declaring that his opponent was caught having "carnal relations with a swine." The operative replied. "That's outrageous, there's no way you can prove a claim like that." LBJ's rejoinder was. "Maybe not, but let him try to deny he's a pigfucker."
I've also heard that it was a story that LBJ liked to tell as a joke.
Don't forget, though, that while Chimpy is a pigf****r, he's also a master debater.
Now all "Another Bruce" has to do is find 63 other lucky souls who will also so swear under penalty of law and at risk of a withering counteract on their integrity and he will be all set. Oh, and to make it apples-to-apples, those 63 need to combat veterans. Good luck, Bruce! Your time starts...Now!
Tongue Boy,
How many proven liars do we have to recruit before it's really apples to apples?
hey, simels,
meet you at the columbus avenue sunday grocer's market.
hey, simels,
meet you at the columbus avenue sunday grocer's market.
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Dude -- I'm embarassed to admit, but I've never been there and I've been in nabe for eight years.
I wasn't there when the alleged pigfukkery occured, but I did help Bush get the car to drive the pregnant pig over the stateline.
No, no, the pig thing'll never work.
It's like Hunter Thompson always says, "If you're going to call a man a pigfucker, you better be able to produce the pig."
Always remember that these SBVT are fragging this officer way after the fact. Fragging atrocities happened, but these spineless pig-f***ers were't men enough to do it then.
'Fragging' is the word for it. Who was the blogger that came up with that?
-- Swift Boat Pig F***ee for The Truth
Squeal like a pig, Georgie! Too bad you ain't got a purty mouf.
simels,
long time since anyone called me 'dude', kimosabe.
re columbus market, maybe you're not into fresh tomatoes or peaches--or some great non-gabila, non-yonah schimmel style knishes. this week will be the first of the heirlooms (tomatoes). believe me, they're to qwell over.
but, hey! back to politics: let's make a deal. kerry wins, we initiate a public hora at the w72 irt subway 'mall'.
Lots of jokes here but the one that comes to mind is when the girl asks her mom if she can get pregnant from anal sex.
I don't think you can. Check out Boys can wait.
oooops that would be the "I have a future" video.
I thought Boosh was a het, shouldn't that be sow f*cker?
Not pigs, people - Goats.
(Now we understand about that 7 minutes reading "My Pet Goat," eh?)
We held onto this one for a couple of days, thinking it too over the top even for Corrente, but I guess that was an error in journalistic (ha) judgment...
Bush paid for the sow's abortion. I saw Bush's baby fetus pig used for science rituals in my high school biology class. I am willing to swear an affadavit that BUSH IS A PIGF****R
1 Somebody's accused him of it.
2 I've seen it written down.
3 W hasn't denied it.
Therefore, it's true - George W. Bush is a PIGFUCKER
would prefer if it was a male pig.
it had a purty face.
Oh God! This is so hysterically witty and smart!
I know: Atrios, why don't you try to talk MoveOn--no, wait, the DNC!--into making a commercial out of this!!! We could finally show America what the Democratic party is all about!!! We could call it "Fuck that Lying Pig-Fucker!"
:jackson
I'm sure no one is reading this thread anymore, but is this the smoking gun? (click homepage link - select picture in middle of third row)
Photo caption:
"President George W. Bush addresses the World Pork Expo in Des Moines, Iowa, Friday, June 7, 2002."
Swift Boat Vets with Withered Penises , Not-So-Swiftboat Vets With Alzheimers, Tricky Dick's Swiftboat Whores. All are Pigf**kers! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, your father smells of Elderberries!!! Spam THIS!!!
Elmo:
Thanks for the link... I laughed out loud.
LOVE it!
ehhhh...
Not very funny.
No, Silly. That was Laura. But, given her thighs, the mistake was completely understandable.
Sure Gene. Call the Vice President of the United States a pig.
Sure Gene. Call the Vice President of the United States a pig.
More proof: The picture that phnaarg links to above.
That self-satisfied smirk means he's had his way with something!
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