I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Ha! Great!
awesome... 2nd?
Good stuff.
cute.
New NBC poll. Go. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6092749/
Heh
Ok, I give. Just who is grading GWB's paper? Because it certainly isn't anyone in his administration.
I first saw it just now over at http://www.youforgotpoland.com/ . Don't know if it originated there, or if they borrowed it from somewhere else in much the same way you have.
Hey you commie pinkos, Dear Leader is well aware that Sadda^H^H^H^H^HOsama bin Laden attacked us...
That globul test iz fulla hard kweschins.
Dubbiewumpkins is a goner and my heart now belongs almost monogamously to the moderately hung Governator...And, is Chris Matthews on meth or what?
The kearning doesn't look right on that, better contact Buckhead....
butt wut if preznit givs teechur turkee?
Fabulous. I want to make a poster of this and put it on my front lawn.
Clearly a Word document. Note the kerning. Obviously a forgery.
Is the Preznit gonna call off the election cause Kerry and the irak war is bad for Amerika?
Lots of turkee for whoever created that.
It blows my mind that Bu$h/Dick Still Saying Saddam was a Growing Threat and a danger to the world
I don't thing the Amurkin people like their leader to be batshit crazy.
One of the blogs today had a story about Bush having taken 90 more days of vacation in the last 3 1/2 years than Clinton did in 7 years. Bush is at something like 250 vacation days thus far. Hard work. Oh, I think it was at poorman.com
butt wut if preznit givs teechur turkee?
Teechur wun't LIKE plastick turkee.
Dunno if they created it but I first saw it on You forgot Poland!
Exactly the opposite of the nice that's needed.
Maybe the gloating could wait a month. I don't think the troops need rallying.
Nor a faux pas in front of the coming Rove attack on gay marriage, and Kerry's alleged character flaws.
Hilarious: theroadtosurfdom.com
Hard wurk, yas it is, hard wurk. Hunting doun them tarrsts is hard wurk. Must protct the merican sheeple.
God damn it I can't wait until we have a real fucking president. Let's vote already.
This document has a proportional-spaced font. This means that it had to have been created using Microsoft Word. It's a forgery.
--buckhead
sorry, it's www.roadtosurfdom.com
This is a SHOUT OUT to my conservative "friends" at polipundit.com, who have been fooled by GW Bush for the last 4 years.
Pretty funny, but seriously folks, there's more than just stupidity at work. (Well, of course there's abject total evil, but also . . .)
Why won't Bush take his physical?
We need to get the word out that this question must be asked over and over.
Either he'll take it--and look weak for caving in to the pressure. Or he won't--leaving behind a strong odor of "What is he trying to hide?" Win-win for us.
Bush postpones election-year doctor's visit
Ya, right....Shout this out!
You just want us to go over their so you can brainwash us, I know how you cults operate.
We all know that Bush is a stupid, ignorant asshole. It's the nearly 50% of the electorate who are the same that worry me. They support this piece of shit. And they vote.
Lookit, Poppy! I can president all by myselfs!
This is priceless. Just precious.
Off-topic, but something rather nice just happened (10pm Eastern):
TCM's host Mankiewicz (sp?) just introduced with Dr Strangelove with TA-DA: JOHN EDWARDS!
As a film buff, I'm thrilled that JE was so knowledgeable about the film, Kubrick, and could deftly relate its relevance to the present moment. Very cool! I REALLY doubt that Cheney will be on any time soon, unless they are showing Phantom of the Opera or something relating to hiding in a cavern.
Nice.
Just saw Edwards on The Moive Channel being interviewed as an intro to Dr. Strangelove. He did well.
Drew Carey said "That's why I vote Republican" on Blue Collar TV. It was in the middle of a 5 min. long dick joke so take it with a grain of salt. I think Blue Collar TV is funny as hell.
Go take this msnbc.com poll now... Kerry is losing.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6200854/
Hey we're getting clobbered over in that MSNBC poll, the only problem is you have to look at Chris Mathews face (actually it looks like his skinny younger brother).
The kearning doesn't look right on that, better contact Buckhead....
It's a travesty of a forgery of a fraud of a sham of epic proportional-spaced proportions.
Drew Carey said "That's why I vote Republican" on Blue Collar TV. It was in the middle of a 5 min. long dick joke so take it with a grain of salt. I think Blue Collar TV is funny as hell.
John Gillnitz | Email | Homepage | 10.07.04 - 10:17 pm | #
What was the context?
Back to work folks.
No gloating. No excitement.
Also-runs get excited if they win the first game of the divisional series.
Champions only get excited when they win the last game of the finals.
There's a very long way to go against a formidable and very professional political machine.
That global test is hard work!
We all know that Bush is a stupid, ignorant asshole. It's the nearly 50% of the electorate who are the same that worry me. They support this piece of shit. And they vote.
I REALLY doubt that Cheney will be on any time soon, unless they are showing Phantom of the Opera or something relating to hiding in a cavern.
bushwahd | Email | Homepage | 10.07.04 - 10:15 pm | #
He could do Star Wars. I hear the Emperors March everytime I see the evil fuck. For some reason I hear the Itchy and Scratchy theame when I see Bush.
They fight
And fight...
that would be very funny, except it isn't.
jebus save us!!!
I've been thinking, if Kerry said "smell test" like he wanted, they'd be sniggering "he wants to sniff the enemy first" and there would be all these Kerry-as-bloodhound pics.
I can't wait for tomorrow night, when GWB rips a questioner for asking him "a tough question" like "WRT Saddam and WMD, why do you believe that a desire is the same as a plan?" I mean, as soon as pot is legal, you know Bill Maher is gonna start growing plants in his house. Does that mean that he has plants growing in his house right now?
Are they doing all of it on purpose, or just some of it? Even Gilligan isn't this stupid.
He's skipping ANOTHER physical?
Yuh reckon he figgers his carrier-landin' days are numbered???
Question #2 should have Saudi Arabia as an option.
Otherwise, A++.
Kubrick and Kurusawa were the best directors of their generation. Period.
What was the context?
Dub | Email | Homepage | 10.07.04 - 10:19 pm | #
A bunch a guys hanging out talking about the size of their decks. As in "If you drop somethin' on your deck a dog'll lick it off." and "There is nothing like being on a big deck looking at Uranus."
I think the joke was the he voted Repub because he liked having lots of men on his deck. Not a funny as the hunter musical that followed, but still...
funny as hell, I tip my hat to the teacher.
the msnbc poll has been freeped all day
Kerry needs help in this poll
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6092749/
Youthink George Foreman lost his way bout Round 5 in Zaire?
Ya forget Cheney's highs in the debate when he spoke about how the Federal Gov't didn't have to sanction gay marriage?
You think mid-America's gonna enjoy closer look at Kerry? Like the stage hasn't been set?
Tick is to win,kids. Points as good as KO.
LOL (and I never say that) - that stern red pen at the top is pure perfection.
Should of had him circle 'oil' in question 3. That would have seemed more obvious.
MYOB'
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You know, the whole WMD thing really has turned into a Monty Python skit. How many times now have reports been issued that say there weren't any? It's like: No, Really, nothing has changed, there were no WMD. NO. W.M.D. at all. Not for a long time. Long time. NO W.M.D.S. None.
And Cheney is still sayin' that that just proves that he did the right thing.
Our leaders are insane.
Nobody said there'd be calcalis.
I am watching Matthews at Washington U. I am waiting for a kid to come out and just call him an ass.
great take with the presidency test --- kinda spills it into perspective
Dick Cheney: "Al Quaeda? I knew Al Quaeda. Al Quaeda was a friend of mine. Senator Edwards, you're no Al Quaeda."
It is the Leave No Chimp Behind test.
http://www.youforgotpoland.com
Very funny site, but sad too when you think of all that has been detroyed because of this moron.
Thomas Jefferson explained the need for a Declaration of Independence thusly:
…[T]o place before mankind the common sense of the subject, in terms so plain and firm as to command their assent, and to justify ourselves in the independent stand we are compelled to take. (1825)
While I'm sorry that Kerry wasn't as articulate as Thomas Jefferson, he's saying the same thing. Would Bush have opposed the Declaration of Independence?
With regards to 'youforgotpoland.com', the original, color picture of Bush was a much better opening splash, it was the look in his eye, the way he was holding his finger.
The other pics are awesome too, just change that opening pic to the original (if the webmaster is reading 
)
I am watching Matthews at Washington U. I am waiting for a kid to come out and just call him an ass.
EkCenTrik | Email | Homepage | 10.07.04 - 10:44 pm | #
checked out approx. 30 sec. ron makes the very accurate point that kerry has been doing town halls for year and a half feilding questions, from the public at large. bush does it too, but his audience has to be prescreened with pre approved questions and a loyalty oath to get in. goes over like a turd in a punch bowl with the right wing hack panel. apparently they can't handle the truth.
and for god sakes, what is that creepy ass ben ginsburg doing on the panel?
MSNBX is off my list.
Can you imagine our right wingloon PUNDITS answering questions from voters?
This is why they are terrified for their tax cutting overlord.
Pesky voters and their pesky questions!
that just about says it all.
Daily show is on.
It’s the incompetence stupid.
I’m sure my sentiments have been expressed elsewhere. But why oh why can’t the American public see this administration as the thoroughly incompetent lackeys they are. IMHO here are the top 3 examples of said incompetence:
1. Incompetence led to lack of adequate protection on 9/11
2. Incompetence led to the escape of Bin Laden in Tora Bora
3. Incompetence let to a false war based on faulty information causing the unnecessary deaths and untold suffering of thousands of innocent civilians and soldiers.
Three incompetences [sic] and you’re out! Out of the White House into the Jail House.
- Gunnfan
They tell me it's John Lennon's birthday tomorrow. "Yesterday" used to be one of my favorite songs.
Learned a lot about Mr. Lennon from my Dad in the seventies.... Interestin' fella. Lotta potential.
If he didn't die in that terrible accident I'm sure he would be proud today of how America and our allies are helping the Iraqi people give peace a chance.
I think this rivals the Turkee Letter(TM) for spot-on, hilarious, yet depressing criticism.
The youforgotpoland.com site deserves major kudos, IMNSHO, for donating all profits from its T-shirts, etc. to a 501C(3) that provides housing for disabled veterans, Dobbs knows we have plenty of them, now, and they deserve more than nice words.
As the saying goes, "You know what to do!"
Bush, Kerry or Nader?
Who would you choose if election were this week?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6092749/
At the present time, Bush is way up. Can't have that now, can we?
Obviously this test was faked. Look at the teacher's handwriting. The p's are all the same. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?? Your puny attempt at attacking Our President is invalidated because THE P'S ARE ALL THE SAME.
*cough*
Sorry, don't know what came over me.
Bill O'Reilly (Independent): Credit where credit is due. The president did do this test in pen. Thats gutsy, and you've got to respect that.
Who among us doesn't love kerning?
Yo, pighound, a left a shout-out to your pals myself... hope they felt the love!
Yo, pighound, I left a shout-out to your pals myself... hope they felt the love!
Ok, I give. Just who is grading GWB's paper? Because it certainly isn't anyone in his administration.
Well, its a "Global Test". So, Kofi Annan?
The document is an obvious forgery. It's in a proportional width typeface.
Furthermore, the machines that use this font have never been available in the environments from which the documents are purported to originate.
I demand a retraction and an apology from Atrios for this egregious fornication of the truth about George W Bush's college papers.
Three incompetences [sic] and you’re out!
Hey! Bush hit another trifecta!
Bush must be one of those students that sits in the back, consistently fails, but no one seems to care enough to get him out.
ATRIOS, my God, the most important story:
Bush, Cheney concede Saddam had no weapons of mass destruction
By Scott Lindlaw, Associated Press, 10/7/2004 19:15
WASHINGTON (AP) President Bush and his vice president conceded Thursday in the clearest terms yet that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, even as they tried to shift the Iraq war debate to a new issue whether the invasion was justified because Saddam was abusing a U.N. oil-for-food program.
Ridiculing the Bush administration's evolving rationale for war, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry shot back: ''You don't make up or find reasons to go to war after the fact.''
Vice President Dick Cheney brushed aside the central findings of chief U.S. weapons hunter Charles Duelfer that Saddam not only had no weapons of mass destruction and had not made any since 1991, but that he had no capability of making any either while Bush unapologetically defended his decision to invade Iraq.
Bush's message to the world: If we think your country would be "better off" without your current leader, we will invade you, take your national assets, and bring you to the brink of civil war. And we'll be proud of ourselves every minute.
Bush's message to the world: If we think your country would be "better off" without your current leader, we will invade you, take your national assets, and bring you to the brink of civil war. And we'll be proud of ourselves every minute.
Doesn't the rest of the world think America would be better off without its current leader?
Oh, right, It's Only OK If You're A Republican.
Tena you're right. Its the Monty Python skit when the guy tries to return the dead "Nowegian Blue" parrot to the pet shop. The shop owner insists over and over its just sleeping. Even when they pound it by the tail on the counter.
Why does is say pick two for number of countries to invade? It seems to me that the debate is over whether we should have invaded one or none.
I have a problem with qWetchin 2 of the test.
"Who should we have invaded?"
The correct answer is:
e. None of the above.
The fact that Bush needs so much vacation time to rest does make one wonder, doesn't it? I'll bet we don't know the whole story of Bush and his presidency. Even when he is in DC, his team seems to do all the work.
I was surprised his team agreed to a 9PM time for a debate (I believe he goes to bed about that time)- but probably the 9PM slot would be a requirement for a national TV audience.
That's not real. The kerning gives it away.
That is so simplistic and so insulting, but it is a superb meme and I am sure the entire world will see it today! Good on that one.
How many times now have reports been issued that say there weren't any? And Cheney is still sayin' that that just proves that he did the right thing.
Exactly.
Doesn't this mean that, conversely, if they HAD found WMD's, they would now be saying, "Oops, I guess that's proof we screwed up?!?!?!?!"
Tena you're right. Its the Monty Python skit when the guy tries to return the dead "Nowegian Blue" parrot to the pet shop.
Or maybe it's the "Cheese Shop Sketch," with Michael Palin as Saddam, John Cleese as Bush, and Michael Moore playing the bouzouki.
"Enrichment tubes?"
"No."
"Yellowcake?"
"Nope."
"Mobile labs?"
"Mmmmmm... no."
"Anthrax?"
"Not today, sir."
"Flying drones?"
"Not as such."
"This is a dictatorship, isn't it? You are a megalomaniacal dictator?"
"Oh, yes sir. Most violent in the middle east."
"Sarin?"
"No."
"VX nerve agent?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, alright then, I'll have your finest VX nerve agent."
"I'm afraid it's a bit runny."
"Never mind that. Hand it over with all speed!"
"It's a bit runnier than you'd like it."
"Get me the bloody VX!"
"Oops. The cat's eaten it."
"Multi-stage ro-- Shut that awful bouzouki! Multi-stage rocket program?"
"Nope."
Bush was supposed to answer that "Osama bin Saddam" attacked the US on September 11. That's why we invaded Iraq.
Seriously, though, go to the FBI's web page of most-wanted terrorists. Look up the page of "Usama bin Laden." You will find that 9/11 isn't even mentioned there.
This would make an excellant t-shirt.
Maybe Bush gets a 'most improved' gold star for debate #2, but JK's still at the top of this class.
Good spoof; however, wrong on one count: Poland was a member of the initial coalition (along with only the US, Britain and Australia).
But, as the war was never popular in Poland (something your media didn't told you in the US), Polish leaders asked for low publicity. But still, one image that leaked out caused scandal: it showed a dozen Polish special ops soldiers grinning in front of an - American flag; hurting Polish pride.
(Oh, and I wonder why the US media, whenever repeating the Bush admin spin that Eastern Europe supported them because of being freed from communism, forgets about the fact that President Kwaśniewski was a communist... like most other Warshaw Pact 2.0 vassals of Bush, too.)
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Presidential Vote
George W. Bush ---- 60 %
John Kerry -- 38%
Others ----- 2%
Republicans win 6 Democratic Senate seats and 35 House seats.
Presidential Vote
George W. Bush ---- 60 %
John Kerry -- 38%
Others ----- 2%
Republicans win 6 Democratic Senate seats and 35 House seats.
Presidential Vote
George W. Bush ---- 60 %
John Kerry -- 38%
Others ----- 2%
Republicans win 6 Democratic Senate seats and 35 House seats.
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