I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Frist!
It must be a scary place, inside that brain.
How does this shit happen in the United States of America?
How, indeed? More importantly, how is it that the film crews of "Grrrls Gone Wild" haven't set up shop in the school bathrooms of Southeastern Oklahoma?
If they want to cut down on the lesbianism then they need to cut down on the colleges.
"they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom."
- Who is she and why only her?"
It's one thing to lie, but do they have to come up with this kind of mouth-foaming nonsense that just sounds fucking crazy? How subhumanly stupid are these people?
I aways wondered what went on in those dorms...
Anyway,
Wanna bet his numbers go up in Oklahoma?
Ooooh, tell me more, Mr. Coburn!
Rampant lesbianism? Cut me in on some of that rampant action. But, seriously...
Isn't is scary how these extremists will have such comments pass as completely normal these days.
The birth of Christianism (sic). Finally we can fight terrur with our own beliefs.
Is this the same candidate who sterilized a woman against her will?
You know, all the other girls must be really pissed off. Or, rather, not.
*fap fap fap fap fap*
He must have read that in Penthouse Forum. Most of the stories are true I hear.
" How is it that that’s happened to us?"
errrr-- maybe they're being repressed too much by the overly conservative culture in Oklahoma?
No, wait...never mind. Seems Josh was just telling me about this movie he saw on Cinemax the other night.
-- Tom
We should've known from the lyrics of that musical Oklahoma! Take a look at this:
The corn is as high as a cheerleader's thigh,
An' that's a sight that's a pleasin' to a lesbian's eye.
How the fuck did that guy ever get through medical school? The college that issued that diploma should be de-certified immediately.
Yuk it up, libruls, but I've got the videotape to prove it.
"they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom."
- Who is she and why only her?"
Exactly!
Where do the other girls go?
Do they just have to hold it?
Sounds cruel to me.
I can only guess if he's talking about "letting" girls go to the bathroom that he's referring to high schools?
Do they also not a girl and boy go to the bathroom at the same time? Cause I knew a whole lot of girls at my high school who would be...um..."less shy" if they knew for a fact that no other girl was going to be coming until she came back.
I'm just saying.
Too stupid to breathe. A complete waste of gray cells. A fucktard. A moron, mooncalf, dickwad, dumbfuck, cretinish smoking steaming turd.
In other words, a Christian Republican.
Dawn of the Dykes?
Mr Coburn - His small-government militancy has led him at various times to talk of closing down the Department for Housing and Urban Development, and of privatising Social Security.
Seraphiel,
Yes it is.
Can I just go on record as being totally for rampant lesbianism?
TOM COBURN IS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN THE NORMS AND A COMPLETE TAKEOVER OF OKLAHOMO.
Here's a good one. Berlusconi's nomination of gay-bashing, Muslim-bashing, Fascist-loving Rocco Buttiglione as EU Commissioner for Justice, Freedom and Security was, not surprisingly, rejected.
So what did Silvio do?...he denounced the EU commission as radical Islamists.
Those selfish hedonists!
:-b
From the Coburn Musical Collection:
Oooo-ok-la-ho-ma /
Where the dykes run rampant cross the plains /
Oooo-ok-la-ho-ma /
Where the hard right yanks upon my reins...
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Sterilized' lil' girls /
won't beat my co-ver ups /
When I get them /
into my stirrups
Stirrups with the lunatic fringe on top /
(on top...)
It would seem that Mr. Burkeen
Wants in on the bathroom scene.
He would like to take two
Of those dykes to the loo,
And keep himself wedged in-between.
Have the girls completely given themselves over to the (gasp, clutch the pearls) Lesbian lifestyle or are they Anne Heche Lesbians?
My jaw dropped.
This guy is on the level? He sounds insane.
Rampant lesbianism, how come they didn't have that in my high school?
Maybe then it wouldn't have taken me until I was 27 to come out. 
You guys need to get out -- into other circles. Get to know the regulars at the corner bar, the bowling alley, the local lodge (name it). Standard kind of talk. Must be more of them in OK.
Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
Like it or not, we live in the age of Ailes, Rove, and Limbaugh.
Hopefully in 10 years, we'll be able to look back at this as some strange viral mutant kind of McCarthyism.
Have they no shame?
Lets all send commodes to Oklahoma, those girls must be getting desperate.
aimai
What a coincidence -- our ancestral family crest is a lesbian rampant on a field of porcelain.
Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if school officials decided to only let one girl go to the bathroom at a time out of FEAR of rampant lesbianism. One time, my friend and her sister tried to rent an apartment in Beaumont, Texas, but the landlady refused because if two girls lived together, it might look like they were -- gasp! -- lesbians!
The fact that my friend and her sister look enough alike to use each other's ID was immaterial -- it was all about the landlady's dirty mind.
Maybe we should ask why these perverted school administrators and Senate candidates spend so much time thinking about schoolgirls getting it on in the bathrooms?
"Rocco Buttiglione"?!?!?
Must. Not. Pun.
So what is this Josh character doing hanging around girls' bathrooms in southern Oklahoma? And why do I get the sinking suspicion Colburn never dated much, attributing it to "rampant lesbianism". And just what is the effects of "rampant lesbianism"? And what does it say about me that the only joke I can come up with is one concerning a run on k.d. lang CD's?
And dammit, Oklahoma people...let the rest of those girls go to the bathroom! I imagine lesbianism running rampant is the last thing on their mind, they've held it in so long.
Coburn has a problem with women going to the bathroom one at a time?
I would think he'd be relieved it's easier to get women alone so he can sterilize them against their will.
SE Oklahoma sounds hot!
I thought he already had the theocon vote locked up, since that is what he is obviously appealing to (apart from voyeurs and lesbians interested in checking out the SE Okla. high school bathroom scene).
Still, I suppose it beats talking about the jobs Bush has lost, the money he has given away to the rich and corporate interests, and the cheneyed up mess in Iraq.
I've spent a lot of time in southeast Oklahoma (including some time at South East Oklahoma State College in Durant, just north of Colgate), so I know the area pretty well.
There is no truth to the rumor that the reason girls are sent to the restroom one at a time is because the unisex privies are only "one-holers".
Abolutely NO TRUTH to these rumors.
This guy's a doctor? You gotta be
kidding....
Damn, two gurls in a loo, going down on a dyke. Man-o-man am I gittin hot!
Oklahoma sounds HOTTTTTTT!!!
Damn, two gurls in a loo, going down on a dyke. Man-o-man am I gittin hot!
I never wanted to go to Oklahoma until now. All of you Okie lesbians that have been holding it can come to my place.
Oklahoma is OK.
Way back in the day in like 3rd grade or somewhere back then a kid transferred to my school from Oklahoma, for awhile kids would make fun of him by calling him Oklahomo. Not very nice or creative, but perhaps Oklahoma can become the gay capital of the midwest if there are so many lesbians there these days.
C'mon, don't act so out-of-touch. It's pretty much common knowledge that, after Vancouver, San Fransisco, and New York, southeastern Oklahoma is the flaming hothouse in which flourishes the orchid of the love which dare not whisper its name outside the pages of a Lynne Cheney novel or some pretty darned tasty websites. You didn't think that "Surry with the Fringe on Top" wasn't code, did you?
Is nothing sacred to these rampant (and ululant) lesbians?
I should say, though, that when the wife and I were last in Oklahoma City, we were in a supermarket and a cute, freckle-faced female cashier was hitting on us both pretty vigorously, trying to set up a date for that evening. So bisexuality is evidently pretty rampant down there too...
"rampant lesbianism."...let see
I like women.
I like to kiss women.
I like to fondle women.
I like blow in women ears.
I like to be intimate w/women.
I like to be very naughty w/women.
I must be a lesbian too!!
Oklahome is OK!
We need to get Chuck Berry in those bathrooms with some hidden cameras...get to the bottom of these rumors that are clogging the Internets...
Philalethes...what supermarket? I need to buy something.
I must be a lesbian too!!
Oklahome is OK!
USMarine70 | Email | Homepage | 10.11.04 - 2:34 pm | #
Dude, whatever you do - assuming you're a guy - never, ever tell a sho'nuff lesbian that you're "a lesbian, too". For some reason, the humor escapes them, as a general rule. Understandable, when ya think about it, really.
Does Bartcop know about this?
Philalethes...what supermarket? I need to buy something.
Philalethes...what supermarket? I need to buy something.
USMarine70
I don't remember the name, sorry. It had more health-food type stuff than I expected, and was in the suburbs.
I suspect the young lady in question has since moved on to greener pastures anyway...she's probably on one of the coasts...or at college in southeastern OK...
Rampant lesbianism in Oklahoma???!!!
God answered part of my prayer - for some mysterious reason He just chose a different town than mine though.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, lesbians....
suspect the young lady in question has since moved on to greener pastures anyway
No pun intended ..right?
I really wish that the sex obsessed freaks that are the Jeebo fascists would just get a room, do their thing, then shut the fuck up about it.
I guess all the gay women moved out of Park Slope or something.
Dykes running rampant in Okie heaven? Sounds like it would be a good place to open up a hardware store.
Can I just go on record as being totally for rampant lesbianism?
wÒÓ† |
Can we find out what, exactly, is wrong with rampant lesbianism?
Will there be flannel shortages, or riots at Indigo Girls or Ani DiFranco concerts or something?
The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy!
And, apparently, rampant lesbanians!
BTW, I love that movie! Call me a chick, I guess!
Dude, whatever you do - assuming you're a guy - never, ever tell a sho'nuff lesbian that you're "a lesbian, too". For some reason, the humor escapes them, as a general rule. Understandable, when ya think about it, really.
Backslider
I think it escapes most of us! It really doesn't make much sense. Sure doesn't stop people from saying it, though! Go figure.
suspect the young lady in question has since moved on to greener pastures anyway
No pun intended ..right?
When I was in Norman, OK, teaching at OU--I spent 30 years in OK, between 1994 and 2000, trying to educate the dismally stupid children of oligarchs who had enough money to send their moronic progeny out of state if they had the intelligence of coliform bacteria--I had a friend who was an active, almost predatory butch lesbian. The way Donna--a former cowgirl (barrel-racer), biker chick (nearly killed one night in a bike wreck that did kill the driver) and all-around really powerful gal--told it, she got more ass than a toilet seat...I saw/met a number of her conquests, and I have to believe her...
I'm trying (not) to imagine what Howard Stern will do with this distressing information.
That candidate needs a good tongue lashing!
I'm trying (not) to imagine what Howard Stern will do with this distressing information.
Can we get a list of schools where this is happening? For, er, research purposes.
OOOOOOOOOKlahoma, where the girls are screwin in the can,
And the whinin guys can sure tell lies 'but the chicks they're fucking where they can....
O what a beautiful mornin'
O what a wonderful day,
I've got a wonderful feelin'
Okies are all turnin gay
-Oklahoma, by Rogers and Hammerstein
girls,women usually have stalls in their bathrooms at a public place....He doesn't seem afraid of the boys/men who stand at the urinals and look at each other......Lesbians are fine in my book!!!.....
Philalethes,
If it's funny once, it's funny a thousand times.
I spent 30 years in OK, between 1994 and 2000, trying to educate the dismally stupid children of oligarchs who had enough money to send their moronic progeny out of state if they had the intelligence of coliform bacteria...
You practiced this one didn't you, Kono? Because this is a beautiful, beautiful sentence...
i'm all for rampant bathroom lesbianism. however, i firmly believe it requires strict oversight
i hereby volunteer to do the overseeing.
'He was telling me lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom...'
We call those Public Schools in the UK.
'Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that’s happened to us?'
One would think that the lessons of over a thousand years of same sex Public School history would have explained that by now; but if one must repeat those lessons for you again... It's not only assumed that the more you isolate people from avenues of exploring their sexuality, the more intensely they will explore the only avenues which remain open.
Indeed, here in England we openly embrace this consequence; it is no coincidence that many of our greatest poets, artists and national heroes have been queer as a ha'penny bit, and England has been all the better for it! The Royal Navy's unofficial motto wasn't "Rum, Sodomy and the Lash" without reason you know... And look how much of a beating our spunky British boys gave to Johnny Foriegner. And when we speak of battles being won "On the playing fields of Eton", we aren't just refering to the quality of our own men, on no, but to how jolly well we buggered the other side. Indeed schools like Eton today now have a scholarship program for young boys that seem exceptionally homosexually gifted! (Some of the above is not technically true).
So you chappies over in Okhlahoma should buck up, cease being so silly, and start encouraging this Oklahomo behaviour; and you too might one day find your state at the pinacle of civilization, like Her Majesties Glorious Brittania has been, As Imperial Rome and her orgies before us were, and as Ancient Greece at the very dawn of enlightened human behaviour existed. Plus more sex might cheer you miserable puritanical buggers up somewhat, too.
See Also: Catholic Schools.
i'm with w00t.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow...there's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
and the corn is so high
that the lesbians come by...
for the tools they will use
to make each other sigh!
Southeast Oklahoma. Well, blame it on Arkansas.
Dang Razorback influence.
I say let's riiiiiiiiiiiiiide that missile. No fighting in the war room.
Yippee-i-ay! We gots to get those girls some OK cowboys.
and y'all vote REPUGS.
I SAY REPUGS!!!
You practiced this one didn't you, Kono? Because this is a beautiful, beautiful sentence...
Yep.
This guy's an MD?
Holy shit.
Does everyone else remember the lesbian gas chamber scene in Schindler's List?
I am seeing a pattern here...
Tom Coburn is actually a woman trapped in a man's body.
Well I never been to heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter
What DOES it matter? Didn't we know he was stupid before this...?
Gad, if the men in Oklahoma are anything like the men on this board, no wonder all the girls are lesbians.
Don't you see, if this "lesbianism" spreads too far, then it will trigger "gayism" to spread. Because once all the women pair up, the men will be forced to pair up to satisfy their primal urges. Then, no children will be born and the human race will die off. I suppose we can turn to the dogs and box turtles and create a new species of dogmen or murtles.
I can't be believe people are still fallng for this lesbian myth. How many times do I have to tell you that ladies can't have sex with each other? God didn't bless them with little soldiers.
I say send Reverend Rolloff in there to discipline those unchained clitoral cavorting vixen.
People will say they're in love...
a cute, freckle-faced female cashier was hitting on us both pretty vigorously
never been in another town as wide open as OKC.
never.
Many a time and oft on this blog have I lamented what's become of my home state. Yes, Coburn is a loon. But Repug groups are spending tons of money to smear his Democratic opponent. I haven't seen any polls recently, but I was in Oklahoma last weekend and saw plenty of the ads on tv. I've laughed at Coburn, but I stopped laughing when I thought about this chucklehead and what he would do as a Senator. It's sad, but it's undeniable; large portions of our country have been taken over by people like Coburn.
Can I just go on record as being totally for rampant lesbianism?
wÒÓ† |
Can we find out what, exactly, is wrong with rampant lesbianism?
I'm with bluesman, i.e., I'm with wOOt.
Will there be flannel shortages, or riots at Indigo Girls or Ani DiFranco concerts or something?
Meander | Email | Homepage | 10.11.04 - 2:43 pm
I've always suspected that the biggest problems that the religious types have with it are: [1] them womenfolk should be procreating, suffering, etc., as dictated by the Good Lord Almighty, and [2] dang! Now there's two guys what ain't gettin' some.
Free will, legal and human rights, love, biology, and the existence of a worldview that doesn't coincide with their own simply escapes these guys.
(Back in the days when I used to pick up the occasional adult mag, one of my all-time favorite phone sex ads was "Lesbians Trained To Please Men!")
It's OK if you're a lesbian in OK.
Ya know, they originally wanted to call the musical "Oklahomosexual", but that would have shut down the entire state, as frenzied repressed Oklahomians(?) rushed to the theaters, snarling traffic, so it was changed, and the big musical numbers hastily rewritten.
Wasn't this a scene from "Porky's"?
I think that their problem with homosexual relationships is that it's not clear which person has dominion over the other. They are so addicted to authoritarianism that a relationship of equals messes with their mind.
Next week, he'll be bemoaning the number of pregnant teens in Oklahoma.
"Oh, what should we do? Alas, alack."
Let more girls go to the bathroom.
That Corporal Klinger guy is a lesbian. Danny Thomas was one too.
FYI ~
or riots at Indigo Girls or Ani DiFranco concerts or something?
Indigo Girls concerts are the bomb. Absolutely the best concerts I've ever attended. They draw the audience in and never let up until the second encore. I've seen them dozens of times in cities across the country ~ they are wonderful.
I love you, Amy and Emily.
I love ani.
That Corporal Klinger guy is a lesbian. Danny Thomas was one too.
And Jon Lovitz was a master lesbian.
-- George W. Bush
(Back in the days when I used to pick up the occasional adult mag, one of my all-time favorite phone sex ads was "Lesbians Trained To Please Men!")
filkertom
The best porn title I ever saw--on a magazine rack in a liquor store, mind you, and I DIDN'T pick it up--was "Anal Sex with Mom."
Hard to beat that for sheer offensiveness. Though I did get an e-mail the other day, which informed me that "pregnant bitches are the horniest bitches there are."
I think the level of sexual retardation in this country is definitely part of the reason we have so many demented Repubs running around...
On the upside, we could get a bunch of these lesbians together and still beat Texas.
you know, I was dancing in a lesbian bar...
I knew this would happen, and now it's up to red-blooded American men such as myself to insure that rampant lesbianism does not rip this country apart. It's a dangerous mission, and I might not return, but men...I'm going to Oklahoma. Pray for me...
FYI - much love for the Indigo Girls and Ani DiFranco....
Funniest thread of the week, so far. And most musical by a long shot, which pleases me.
Just saw Dodgson upthread, but I had already started on this....
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O-o-o-o-Oklahoma,
Where the women sweep 'em off their feet,
Other girls, that is,
Each guy who thought his
Chance was good was kicked out on the street!
Le-eh-eh-eh-esbians are simply
Women who love other gals,
And the men can't cope
Because they hope
Every girl wants more than being pals!
If you think it's wrong what they do,
Maybe we should start watching YOU
When you woo,
or you screw....
And when we sa-a-ay,
Right-wingers go awa-a-ay,
Just leave us all alone,
Try to give some respect to
What don't affect you,
Oklahoma,
O.K., it's really hot but not
Your business, Okay?
(Kinda rough, but not too difficult to make scan....)
I must now confess. I am a lesbian. I love women.
I think the level of sexual retardation in this country is definitely part of the reason we have so many demented Repubs running around...
Philalethes
Spot on. But how do you liberate a prude?
Speaking of sexual retardation, I've gotta wonder: If Coburn had been talking about men fucking each other in a college bathroom...would any of the womenfolk around here be making lame jokes about how they're gonna go down there and et cetera?
I can't picture it.
Spot on. But how do you liberate a prude?
Vicki Stein | Email | Homepage | 10.11.04 - 3:18 pm | #
I've found a couple shots of Jager and some qualuudes do the trick.
i love patrioboy!
oops, you know what I meant.
Spot on. But how do you liberate a prude?
Vicki Stein
Beats me. I knew a girl who tried to do it by screwing a complete stranger whom she'd been talking to for only an hour or so, who was a virgin and deeply involved in the Mormon church...she thought it would "deprogram" him, and gloated over how it only took her thirty seconds to undo a lifetime of conditioning.
I think she was kidding herself, though. More likely, though, it turned him into a paranoid, women-hating weirdo like Coburn.
No, malthus! Don't do it! You're young! You're innocent! You're a guy!
First off, I am very ashamed of that last joke. Very. Seriously, I am terribly sorry.
Philalethes,
Indeed, the lack of vice versa when it comes to same-sex erotica has always been a poser. Still, I do have a couple of straight female friends that dig gay porn. Why? "Because it's always two hot guys", they tell me. Fair enough, but that leads me to the same quandry inre: lesbian porn (for men, anyway). Yeah, it's two hot folks getting it on, but it's two hot folks who don't particularly care to get it on with your type of folk.
I must add that this viewpoint is rarely received well. Reality has no place in porn, I suppose.
Hell, this kind of idiocy happens here even on the left coast. Try this for sheer blue-nosed prudery.
I've found a couple shots of Jager and some qualuudes do the trick.
Backslider
God help us. You can't get those things anymore, can you? The girls in my high school used to say they'd make you fuck a doorknob.
I only took 'em a couple times. I felt like I was half in and half out of my body...not enough to keep it standing, but more than enough to fall over with it. What a mess.
What Tully said. 
personally, I think watching any two people getting it on is hot, doesn't matter what gender.
rampant lesbianism? gee, that's surprising, considering what gems the men of oklahoma are.
I think the main difference between gay male porn and lesbian porn is that [1] women are imminently better looking than men (I'm straight, so I understand I might have a bias here) and [2] women can't do anything to each other that a man can't do to a woman (I'm not talking quality, ladies, just physical ability. Women know their bodies better, and all that....). In short, we can get in on that action.
I love pippygirl!
Philalethes,
Yep, pretty much my experience with 'em, along with being madly in love with anything that moved.
personally, I think watching any two people getting it on is hot, doesn't matter what gender.
pippygirl | Email | Homepage | 10.11.04 - 3:31 pm | #
My mind must be warp, but I've got to the point where if it isn't boring, it's insulting to the intelligence. Course, it could be I'm just pissed off dumb people are fuckin' more than I am. I also find my mind wanders too much, and I catch myself thinking, "Man, that's a nice couch. Reckon how they'll get those stains out."
Indeed, the lack of vice versa when it comes to same-sex erotica has always been a poser. Still, I do have a couple of straight female friends that dig gay porn.
Yeah, me too. But in my experience, the definition of "dig" is a fairly mild aesthetic pleasure...pretty different from the drooling, slackjawed, bug-eyed, leg-humping mania that lesbian porn seems to engender in most men.
If he had an ounce of Christian kindness he'd send me the mapquest url for the center of rampant lesbianism in OK. But, noooo - he's keeping all those lesbians to himself. What's a girl to do?
Can you believe these fools? Human beings are dying, being maimed, and losing their minds in a war, and there are people in this country who actually care about "rampant lesbianism." Friggin disgrace. Maybe Coburn should do his hate-mongering base the service of enlisting for a tour of duty in Iraq to ensure that Iraq's "new democracy" is lesbian-free?
They're just sexual jokes, guys. You are doing no harm. It's when the jokes are malicious ~ when they're delivered with intent to hurt, that's when pause and reflection is in order. Like Philalethes said earlier, many people in our dear country are sexually frustrated. Fucked up beyond all recognition. Whatever you want to call it.
Generally, I avoid porn. Haven't seen a schwing video in years ~ it's not my thang. But I've seen some erotic lesbian porn, and I can understand why it would intrigue straight men.
I'm one of those straight females who has been "intrigued" by lesbian porn.
personally, I think watching any two people getting it on is hot, doesn't matter what gender.
pippygirl
I can agree with that if it's...I don't know...amateur stuff, or something. Or peering in somebody's window (not that I'd do that, of course...unless people obviously WANT you to see them!).
But on the porn question I tend to agree with Backslider...I don't like the phony way stuff is presented and the phony way people talk and the phony faces they make. I got bored with it very early in life. I just can't get away from the...I don't know...sociological implications of how sex is presented to people by that industry.
Does Jenna and Not-Jenna know about this? If W agrees to let them go on GGW I might consider voting Repub. They can even use a leash.
I wish there'd have been girls like that when I was in school...
I also find my mind wanders too much, and I catch myself thinking, "Man, that's a nice couch. Reckon how they'll get those stains out."
Backslider |
Wow. I've gone there, too. I often wonder if there's a porn specialist at the local cleaners or something.
Oh no... Look, I'm really sorry for the confusion. "Rampant Lesbianism" is the name of my band. We're doing gigs all over southeast Oklahoma, and I guess Rep. Burkeen saw our fliers, and... wow, this is really embarrassing.
Hey Vicki Stein:
My next to last job, I worked with a cousin
of one of the Indigo Girls. Can't
remember which one, though.
Sorry -- that's all I have.
If I had a choice between Tom Coburn and turning lesbian, I think I'd learn to like girls!
Generally, I avoid porn. Haven't seen a schwing video in years ~ it's not my thang. But I've seen some erotic lesbian porn, and I can understand why it would intrigue straight men.
I'm one of those straight females who has been "intrigued" by lesbian porn.
I think that like me, you're just intrigued by what people get up to, and aren't prudish about it. I don't care whether people want to screw men or women, so I have no problem watching either one. I'm not attracted to men, but so what? I don't eat meat, either...but that doesn't mean I can't appeciate the description of a banquet in some novel, and possibly even feel hungry afterwards!
It's unfathomable to me that any sexually satisfied adult could care what consenting adults do in their odd hours. Lord only knows how we turned out to be such a nation of seething busybodies.
"Here, Mr. Coburn, just like you asked."
"Great, good work."
"I am sort of curious...why do you need a key to the girl's bathroom?"
"You never mind that. Now, send them in one at a time..."
Well, what it means, obviously, is that they discovered--or think they have--one lesbian girl, and they're afraid it's contagious. They've instituted the one-at-a-time rule until those life saving Ass Gasket Dispensers can be installed, and everyone will be safe again.
It's unfathomable to me that any sexually satisfied adult could care what consenting adults do in their odd hours. Lord only knows how we turned out to be such a nation of seething busybodies.
Philalethes
Ooops, I think I answered my own question there. I guess it's not unfathomable at all!
Steve Simels ~
You have the coolest jobs, I swear! I used to tell my family that I'd switch my sexual orientation for Emily, but my mom slapped me down on that comment. It is a bit crass, I concede. I heart Emily. The girls speak to me, they're my age, basically, they're activists, they write about literature and the Bible, and the environment, and I just love their style, their musicianship, their harmonies, and they way they cater to the fan base.
I, for one, am hoping that Josh Burkeen has some photos.
Personally, I think watching any two people getting it on is hot, doesn't matter what gender.
Clearly you've not seen porno starring Ron Jeremy.
Hey Vicki:
Is Emily the blonde?
If so, I'm disappointed to tell you
that on reflection I think the cousin I mentioned was related
to the other one (Amy?).
Of course the problem with all this is the pain inflicted on anyone who is not "normal." Think of a poor, confused adolescent (and weren't we all) coming to terms with their sexuality in this environment.
If they get another term, it will be only a matter of time till camps are set up to re-educate anyone considered to be out of the ordinary. God I hate these people.
That being said - I've laughed out loud at some of the comments here. Keep em coming (pun intended).
Emily is the blonde, Amy, the sultry, dark haired alto.
Wow. He sure showed us.
Another right-wing lover of "freedom"!
Omigod I can almost hear power tools being packed and off-road vehicles screeching out of driveways as log cabin lesbians around the country (all fourteen of them) head out to the great Sooner state.
All I can say is better Sooner than later.
Paging Alan Keyes.
"Beef"?
"Of course the problem with all this
is the pain inflicted on anyone who
is not "normal." Think of a poor,
confused adolescent (and weren't we
all) coming to terms with their
sexuality in this environment.
If they get another term, it will be
only a matter of time till camps are
set up to re-educate anyone
considered to be out of the
ordinary. God I hate these people."
What's amazing to me is how people
lap up this cynical b.s.
Cheney's daughter sure as heck is
not in some "ex-gay" program or camp.
The whole GOP anti-gay campaign
seems to be a huge con game to
attract to those people who feel the
need for moral superiority, or who
are themselves self-hating gays.
It amazes me that GOP followers and
lower-ranking politicians can't see
a hustle for what it is.
Paging Alan Keyes.
Noam Sane
He can't answer that page; he's on
the phone with his
gay daughter.
GN and others,
That's why it is up to us
to be activists for and advocates
of gay rights.
Michigan has a hate ammendment
on the ballot this year. That's
what I call it, anyway. The
necessity of this legislation
absolutely escapes me. Instead
of shaking my head and saying,
"that ain't right," this time,
I'm calling people on it. At a
minimum, maybe I can get someone
to think about the injustice of
limiting the rights of other
human beings based solely on their sexual orientation.
All of these people living in
fear that gays will destroy
America really need to spend a
month completely naked in a room
full of miorrors, looking at
and touching themselves. They
might just find it to be quite
wonderful.
All the lesbians I know would kick the living holy Okie hell out of anybody who said this crap.
Do not mess with someone who has "been through it."
I loved how, during the Cheney Edwards debate, Edwards absolutely silenced BigTime by saying how much he admired him and understood him for loving his gay daughter. The look on Cheney's face showed that he had been through four years of working with people who hate all things gay, he's had to sit through meetings with total raging hatemongers, he's had to endure Bush's supporters saying horrible things about Gay People (i.e., James Dobson)...
and he realized, as Edwards said that, that for the first time in four years, he was talking with someone who did not hate gay people, and who thought it was OK to love his own daughter without trying to convert her...and it floored him. I bet he got backstage and wept.
Speaking of sexual retardation, I've gotta wonder: If Coburn had been talking about men fucking each other in a college bathroom...would any of the womenfolk around here be making lame jokes about how they're gonna go down there and et cetera?
My wife would. She's running a one-woman campaign to get women as into guy-on-guy action as men are into girl-on-girl action.
Beats me. I knew a girl who tried to do it by screwing a complete stranger whom she'd been talking to for only an hour or so, who was a virgin and deeply involved in the Mormon church...she thought it would "deprogram" him, and gloated over how it only took her thirty seconds to undo a lifetime of conditioning.
ethier that or its a line of patter that guy uses to get laid- "I'm on Mission" thing always works...
Am I missing something obvious or is there no rep from Oklahoma named Josh Burkeen? Nothing even close to that name at any level. Coburn's imaginary whisper buddy?
That's why it is up to us
to be activists for and advocates
of gay rights.
I agree with you, Vicki. At the very least, people need to be aware that the anti-gay campaign is merely a diversive hot-button technique for the GOP to cover its horrific record of these past years with a "social conservatism" con game. It's scary that the GOP is so toothless with respect to popular support unless the GOP has found a hate campaign to exploit.
Drunkee --
I think you're giving Cheney wwaaaaay too much credit.
For me, it was the only time I saw Cheney get that "deer in the headlights" look -- 'cause what Edwards was really saying (and the Daily Show did a very funny bit on it) was:
"Hey, if there's anyone in the Rethuglican base who doesn't know this yet, your hate-spewing family values veep has a LESBIAN DAUGHTER!"
And Cheney knew it and all he could do about it was smile and say Thank you.
I wish it WASN'T that way but that's what our politics has come to.
[Cheney] realized, as Edwards said that, that for the first time in four years, he was talking with someone who did not hate gay people, and who thought it was OK to love his own daughter without trying to convert her...and it floored him. I bet he got backstage and wept.
I betcha he didn't cry; he looked pissed to me and worried that people would connect the dots and ask, "If this administration is so conservative, why does Cheney have a gay daughter running his election campaign?" He was worried that the jig was up. What is so repulsive about people like Cheney and Keyes is that they don't hate their kids, nor do they disapprove of having lesbian daughters. They are disgusting because they'd trade their own kids in a second for the political power they can amass with hate campaigns that hurt their own children.
BJ,
If, as the jokes go, Cheney is Darth Vader, then surely the analogy must hold that there is a bit of goodness still left in him. He is not wholly taken over by the Dark Side.
Am I missing something obvious or is there no rep from Oklahoma named Josh Burkeen? Nothing even close to that name at any level. Coburn's imaginary whisper buddy?
No, no, no: It was all Gloria Grahame's fault!
I'm just a girl who can't say "No!"
and I'm in a terrible fix...
Mr.Coburn is just showing his love for women by wondering what they're doing with his "toys" when he is'nt around. The Lesbian Scene in male oriented porn is part of the fantasy that "the bitches" will make do with each other, but really want YOU alpha males up in them. The fear is females will figure out they really do have alternatives and don't have to settle for the real life equivalents of "King of Queens"and other man boy shows. Coburn and CO. must protect women...from thinking.
Brian, no I've never seen Ron Jeremy, but I have to agree with someone upthread that likes the amatuer stuff better. No choreography and no implants.
You didn't think that "Surry with the Fringe on Top" wasn't code, did you?
Oh, man. I nearly sprayed my monitor with a mouthful of coke....
Sure does give new meaning to the other song: "I'm Just a Girl (who cain't say no)"
Yay! patriotboy is my boyfriend.
If, as the jokes go, Cheney is Darth Vader, then surely the analogy must hold that there is a bit of goodness still left in him. He is not wholly taken over by the Dark Side.
Not sure that there's much goodness in Cheney; maybe Cheney's actions are just consistent with his posture as a feudal lord: his daughter, as a member of the entitled natural aristocracy, of course can do as she pleases; it's just the godless serfs and their offspring who must suffer and obey Lord Cheney's arbitrary and hypocritical moral commands.
"Here come the Lesbians.
Here come the Llllleaping Lesbians."
Joan Baez was just a few years ahead of them on this one.
He is unusually stupid even by Republican standards.
Cheney isn't Darth Vader.
Cheney is Saruman.
"I'm on Mission" thing always works...
If you say so. To me, those missionary boys always reminded me of stale washcloths and unpopped zits.
BJ
Good point. His minion Rush Limbaugh does look like an Orc, and he has a similar environmental record.
I'm just trying to work out how they do this. Are all the students in one big class room?
Does the English teacher get on the intercom and announce that "Mary Jo is going to the bathroom in the west wing. Are any other girls in that bathroom?"
I think I'd try and hold it (no pun intended.)
What do they do at lunch and between classes? Do the teachers rush to the nearest bathroom and stand inside the door checking each stall to see that there is only one girl per pot or do they check to see if they are rolling around under the sinks?
And what about under the bleachers on the football field? ( I’ve met girls there before but then I’m male). Do they dare turn out the lights if they show a film in biology? Maybe I best go read a magazine at the doctor’s office. ( I wonder if the doc would let me read my magazine in his bathroom?)
Am I missing something obvious or is there no rep from Oklahoma named Josh Burkeen? Nothing even close to that name at any level. Coburn's imaginary whisper buddy?
I believe Coburn meant one of his campaign reps.
My wife would. She's running a one-woman campaign to get women as into guy-on-guy action as men are into girl-on-girl action.
That's nice to know, but my boyfriend and I are not a spectator sport.
Hey, what with Bush's weird comments about "pretty" boys...has anyone else come up with a "Bi-Curious George" meme?
If not, ya heard it here first!
(But I'm sure someone must've come up with something that obvious already...)
Its a crying shame I tell you, a crying shame! Hasn't anyone *told* okie girls about sleepovers?
Videofests? Exams cramming? I mean,
really, school bathrooms? *Shudders delicately*
Don't they realise that the upside to being a gay teenager is that you can get
away with murder when arranging for privacy? Privacy with a double bed or futon even!
This is just so stupid and so funny on so many levels...so even though lesbians are rampant, they only dirty theirs souls in the water closet?! Bathrooms in womens' college dorms have more than one toilet?! Could it be that he is using a Victorian/Japanese paradigm of sex, in which sex can only be rape, and so "lesbianism" can only be a predatory act nobody wants the receiving end of (there are tons of guys who actually think about what they have to offer in this horrible way, besides actual rapists; cf standard male homophobia rants), so you could prevent it with isolation? Or maybe some witch just cursed these numbskulls to talk about what they cannot admit they dream of?
I have to agree with someone upthread that likes the amatuer stuff better. No choreography and no implants.
pippygirl
That was me...so, how many hours of footage can I put ya down for? We've got credit-card bills to pay off!
If we allow women away from the protective hood of our perpetual, almost phallic in no particular way oversight, they might restart that orgasm heresy. And then they turn into witches and eat their babies and realize they really do not in any way actually need us.
Or maybe some witch just cursed these numbskulls to talk about what they cannot admit they dream of?
kei & yuri
Bingo. Except that they HAVE admitted it, because this scenario is so daft and unrealistic and dumb that it could only come from some repressed schmuck's overheated, female-fearing imagination.
they might restart that orgasm
mmmmm...orgasm!
True story:
A friend of mine interviewed Ron Jeremy
once, and the subject came up (pardon)
of his infamous ability to (pardon again)
toot his own horn, if you know what I
mean.
So my friend asked him how come he
never did it to, er, completion.
His answer: That would be gross.
Rampant lesbianism? Bring it on!
Rampant lesbianism? No wonder I can't get a date!
Of course, we all know that if Bill Clinton hadn't mandated that these bathrooms be equipped with couches; lube dispensers; autoclaves full of anal beads and rabbit-pearl vibrators; and dog-eared copies of Lynne Cheney's "Sisters," these colleges probably wouldn't have such a serious problem with sizzling-hot, eye-popping, wall-to-wall, triple-XXX, barely legal girl-on-girl action like you've never seen it before!
Philalethes: Hmmm. I actually had an offer once to do "voice overs" for some weird scheme over the phone. The guy said it was to make xxx soft enough to use on the spice channel. I decided I couldn't do it unless I was sure it wouldn't contribute to the objectification of women. in other words only if it was enriching, positive porn. Oh well, I probably should have done it and gotten rid of MY credit card debt!
...and yet, in my corner of upstate New York, not exactly the most liberal place on Earth, nobody gives a shit which team you bat for. Really. Everybody in school knows who the gay kids are, and they don't get messed with. Imagine that!
There's a GSA sponsored by a member of the faculty, and there is even a sticker on the principal's door identifying his office as a "safe zone" for GBLT youth. With all this gay-friendliness, we do NOT have any of the "problems" people like Coburn cry about in Oklahoma. I wonder why that is.
Lets do the fair thing and give Texas back to Mexico, and throw in Oklahoma as interest.
Whooie! I think we got us a new rodeo event. Those Okie gals are fixin' to give up barrel racing and get into rug munchin'. Hot damn!
About the boy-on-boy action. Yup. As demonstrated by yaoi-fangirls everywhere
and half the fanfic on the net, women are into that. No ifs or buts about that.
Well. There are mostly lots of nice buts in it but lets not go into to much detail here.
It is enough to say that while harder to find than lesbian porn it has much better
looking guys in it! Real lesbian complaint about porn during one of the more
inebriated festivities at the local gay and lesbian organisation: "Do you know how
hard it is to find lesbian porn without guys in it? Or even just without
*ugly* guys in it? Me: "Can't say I do."
Oh well, I probably should have done it and gotten rid of MY credit card debt!
pippygirl
There are definitely days when it seems like our only hope! But since my wife's a teacher, it's REALLY not an option.
I have some "souvenirs" of exes I could post, if I were an utterly ruthless jerk with no moral sense whatsoever, but fortunately for all concerned I have that crazy "consensual" bee in my bonnet...so that's off-limits too.
Plus I'm kinda prejudiced against "sex work," because I've been involved with folks in the "biz" and it was a goddamn disaster on every level. It's nothing I want to recreate at this stage in my life! I can't help daydreaming about those automatically renewing, monthly credit-card charges, though!
Well, let it not be said he doesn't work to the benefit of his constituents--he's clearly doing everything he can to raise the desirability of schools, and thus real estate prices, in southeast Oklahoma.
I'm conflicted on the sex work issue. I think they provide a vital service sometimes, not for the sex addicts, but the "normal people"....if there were a way to do it and not have the majority of workers being devalued and abused, maybe it's ok. If they could be respected, but I suppose that's anathema to the whole scene.
Yes, please, give Texas back to Mexico. I'd love to go live in San Miguel - everybody gets up in the morning and starts smoking doobies. When the sun sets, spectacularly, everyone is up on the roof smoking doobies. Indeed - please, give us to Mexico. I'd prefer to live there to living in Bush's United States. And by the way, if Texas is given back to Mexico - we ain't letting any Bush across the border.
Oklahoma - you're going to have to find another solution. There's no way Mexico would take it.
This is obviously where the party is.
PARTY THREAD, why am I not suprised.
Kerry/Edwards In A LANDSLIDE!!
About the boy-on-boy action. Yup. As demonstrated by yaoi-fangirls everywhere
and half the fanfic on the net, women are into that. No ifs or buts about that.
Well. There are mostly lots of nice buts in it but lets not go into to much detail here.
It is enough to say that while harder to find than lesbian porn it has much better
looking guys in it! Real lesbian complaint about porn during one of the more
inebriated festivities at the local gay and lesbian organisation: "Do you know how
hard it is to find lesbian porn without guys in it? Or even just without
*ugly* guys in it? Me: "Can't say I do."
speaking of parties, is anyone going to Ten Stone tomorrow night for the Drinking Liberally thing?
I'm conflicted on the sex work issue. I think they provide a vital service sometimes, not for the sex addicts, but the "normal people"....if there were a way to do it and not have the majority of workers being devalued and abused, maybe it's ok. If they could be respected, but I suppose that's anathema to the whole scene.
pippygirl
Depends if you mean prostitution, specifically. That's always going to be problematic, I think. I find it hard to imagine a society where this is going to be a physically or emotionally safe occupation for women, so many men being how they are. But we could certainly improve things a LOT by following Australia's lead, for instance.
But there are people doing commercial porn stuff who I'm sure are fine...people connected with Good Vibrations, for instance. I haven't seen any of it, 'cause I'm really NOT a porn consumer by any means, but my understanding is that they're careful to avoid all the usual stereotypes and be non-exploitative and so forth.
My personal take on it, though, is that fucking people for money, onscreen, will always include physical and emotional pitfalls, regardless of the intentions or people involved. But as Backslider suggested, the pornographic imagination tends to glide right over these little problems like they're not there...
speaking of parties, is anyone going to Ten Stone tomorrow night for the Drinking Liberally thing?
pippygirl
If so, remember: You're only allowed into the bathrooms ONE AT A TIME!
Why is this happening in our schools, you ask?
This is happening in our schools because we've been allowing leftwing nutburgers run the schools. Now they teach homoqueerology instead of biology and multiculturism instead of social science.
The parents of kids being victimized by homosexual students should be suing the schools and the parents of the homo kids.
that was a very thoughtfun response. I am not talking about Good Vibrations or Blowfish, those are socially responsible companies. I guess I'm just not sure where i stand on prostitution and pornography. I do think it's possible to make a product that respects the soul and psyche of those involved. Prostitution is another story. I suppose sex surrogates are the closest thing to the ideal.
Thoughtful, I meant!
Last time I went to Ten Stone, I was the only girl anyway! Except for one that said hi and went to the other side of the bar.
I guess I'm just not sure where i stand on prostitution and pornography.
Yeah, same here. There's always a big disconect between what seems possible and desirable from a progressive standpoint, and what you actually end up with when the ideas are put into practice. And I'm afraid that part of the problem is that in a sexually sick society, the people who are doing porn/prostitution are not necessarily gonna be exemplars of mental health and balance themselves. My experience is that people often throw off sexual repression by embracing its opposite, which isn't necessarily a healthy solution in and of itself...especially when one's repression and self-hatred are secretly being stored away for future use!
I have no idea at all what the solution is...so like you (I'm guessing), I'm torn between thinking all this stuff could be fine and healthy, and being disappointed by how it works out in real life.
I'd have to say, though, that the OK gal I mentioned upthread, who made the moves on me and my wife, was appealingly straightforward and non-neurotic...much more so than a lot of folks I've dealt with on the coasts. God only knows what that means, if anything.
I do know that a couple of gay male friends of mine who toured with bands always looked forward to Kansas/Oklahoma in particular...apparently, the boys cain't say "no" any better than the girls can!
Philalethes--You articulated my struggle for meaning on this issue perfectly. It's very bothersome. It's the one area that I can't find a position I feel comfortable with.
no pun intended
Hey, what with Bush's weird comments about "pretty" boys...has anyone else come up with a "Bi-Curious George" meme?
Check out Betty Bowers:
http://www.bettybowers.com/
isbushgay.html
I think it's happened because Oklahoma pussy tastes like chicken.
Why is this happening in our schools, you ask?
This is happening in our schools because we've been allowing leftwing nutburgers run the schools. Now they teach homoqueerology instead of biology and multiculturism instead of social science.
The parents of kids being victimized by homosexual students should be suing the schools and the parents of the homo kids.
Kitty Burglar
Kitty - Would it be ok with you if the teachers and staff let the other students know that they think "Jonny" is a homo because of the way he acted? What if they looked the other way or encouraged the kids to "do something about it?" Then told the kids parents that they couldn't protect him and the parents should put him in a different school?
Oh, what if none of it was true?
Did you see Friday Night Lights? Why don't you have a girl friend? Are you gay? - Is he gay? - Will you prove you are not gay right now?
I wish there *were* rampant lesbianism in our schools! If I were only so lucky!
A manage a trois for every man, I say!
here, here!
I saw Friday Night Lights and it was disturbing. I tend to lean toward manhating a little sometimes and I have to say that the movie made me feel an empathy for teenage boys that I didn't know I could feel. Thoughtfully done film but pretty bleak.
Tom Coburn must be desperate. Maybe we'll win back the Senate.
there are way too many gents in this thread confusing female bi-sexuality with lesbianism.
-J.T.
I wish there *were* rampant lesbianism in our schools! If I were only so lucky!
A manage a trois for every man, I say!
chuck
See, that's not how lesbianism works, Chuck. Lesbians, generally speaking, would rather eat a bilge rat than have sex with a man. There are a few VERY RARE exceptions...but as a general rule, you should assume that they want your dick about as much as you want a nice, vigorous buttfucking from Dick Cheney.
Don't know why this is such a hard concept for so many men to grasp.
*argh* to the article and other things.
It is likely that there is a lesbian somewhere is SE OK. I'll accept that...odds are it only takes one lesbian to be *one too many* thusly defined as rampant lesbianism.
When do adolescents start to want to date?.....about middle school....certainly by high school. Where I teach...8th graders are always engaging in some sort of PDA, and it can get sticky.
Lesbians *or gays* that engage in PDA would be hurt in most cases, thus it's secret...the closet or the water closet if you will.
Not that I support PDA at school, but how sad in principle it has to be so hidden
now...for this thread....
Some comments are funny....most are funny....
But why is it that the stereotypical ignorant response to homosexuality is to beat up or injure them....or act like an effing lech ?
Strangely, the lecherous behavior is only with the females....we are not spared the abuse.
PURE IGNORANCE
Hey, what with Bush's weird comments about "pretty" boys...has anyone else come up with a "Bi-Curious George" meme?
Check out Betty Bowers:
Thanks, Basharov! But I didn't mean raising this issue...I meant calling him "bi-curious George," specifically. I guess if I really cared to find out, I could get off my lazy ass and do a Google search..
They only "let" one girl in at a time?
Are school bathrooms in OK guarded by a bouncer standing behind a velvet rope and occasionally picking a girl out of the long line waiting to get in?
For years, these assholes used the big bad commies as the bogeyman,
No one was more disappointed than the right wing when the Soviet Union collapsed, trust me.
They needed a new bogeyman. It's gays!
They really believe that someone make can MAKE another person gay!
There are only 12 people in Southeastern Oklahoma.
I'm a lot more worried about rampant stupidity, which seems to be a contagion in this country.
I seem to recall only one of us at a time being given hall-passes while I was in High School as well....You mean they were just trying to protect me from RAMPANT lesbianism, and not smoking and your general teen-age antics?! How thoughtful! Get real!! ANY teacher with an iota of insight into kids heads knows not to send more than one student at a time out of the room. It has less to do with preventing "rampant lesbianism" and more to do with maintaining control over the class. With a judgment like that, I have to wonder what would happen if Little Tommy Coburn and Josh went to the bathroom together...Could this really be just a case of projection?
It must be all that fundamentalist religion. They sure don't have those kinds of problems in New York or San Francisco. Naw, it must be Bill Clinton's fault--he was a big old lesbian.
The hatred of schoolteachers, paired with the delusion tha they are all revolutionary Marxist indoctrinating Jew homersetshurelles, is a big solid line from the Great Capitalists of the Victorian era through every kind of Fascist, on through Ayn Rand and down to the "Libertarians" and New Rightists.
Schoolteachers are not revolutionary Marxist indoctrinating Jew homersetshurelles, and if they were, the last thing that would work against them would be the brilliant Libertarian answer-for-everything, downsizing/gutting.
"He was telling me lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom."
Wow!
"Now think about it. Think about that issue."
Oh, don't worry. I'm thinking about it
"How is it that that’s happened to us?"
Who is exactly is "us." Is there more than one of you in there?
More importantly, how is it that that HASN'T happened to me?
It's unfathomable to me that any sexually satisfied adult could care what consenting adults do in their odd hours
But you don't have angry lesbians crashing through your plate glass windows every day, and arm-wrestling you to the ground, and demanding "Marry Me, Bitch," as happens all the time in MA. Or those that get really red in the face, claiming that "people will stop taking vacations here," as is said of my birth-state of VT., where they have something called 'civil unions.'
OOOK-La-homa... Better get that web cam going right now...
(Have seen the infamous Chuck Berry video - and trust me, you just don't wanna go there..)
It's unfathomable to me that any sexually satisfied adult could care what consenting adults do in their odd hours
But you don't have angry lesbians crashing through your plate glass windows every day, and arm-wrestling you to the ground, and demanding "Marry Me, Bitch," as happens all the time in MA. Or those that get really red in the face, claiming that "people will stop taking vacations here," as is said of my birth-state of VT., where they have something called 'civil unions.'
OOOK-La-homa... Better get that web cam going right now...
(Have seen the infamous Chuck Berry video - and trust me, you just don't wanna go there..)
It's unfathomable to me that any sexually satisfied adult could care what consenting adults do in their odd hours
But you don't have angry lesbians crashing through your plate glass windows every day, and arm-wrestling you to the ground, and demanding "Marry Me, Bitch," as happens all the time in MA. Or those that get really red in the face, claiming that "people will stop taking vacations here," as is said of my birth-state of VT., where they have something called 'civil unions.'
OOOK-La-homa... Better get that web cam going right now...
(Have seen the infamous Chuck Berry video - and trust me, you just don't wanna go there..)
Hmmm... Mormon missionaries... tops or bottoms... hmmmmm... they do come down here for the experience. Hee, hee, hee...
I'm just a girl who can't say no,
I'm in a turrible fix ---
I got power tools, a truck, flannels,
but don't live in the Okie sticks!
Hmmm... Mormon missionaries... tops or bottoms... hmmmmm... they do come down here for the experience. Hee, hee, hee...
I'm just a girl who can't say no,
I'm in a turrible fix ---
I got power tools, a truck, flannels,
but don't live in the Okie sticks!
Hmmm... Mormon missionaries... tops or bottoms... hmmmmm... they do come down here for the experience. Hee, hee, hee...
I'm just a girl who can't say no,
I'm in a turrible fix ---
I got power tools, a truck, flannels,
but don't live in the Okie sticks!
Rampant Lesbianism??!!?? Are these guys fucking nuts or what??!!
Rampant Lesbianism??!!?? Are these guys fucking nuts or what??!!
Rampant Lesbianism??!!?? Are these guys fucking nuts or what??!!
You know, we have to do something about the rampant thespianism in Hollywood. How has this happened to us!!
Tom Coburn
You know, we have to do something about the rampant thespianism in Hollywood. How has this happened to us!!
Tom Coburn
You know, we have to do something about the rampant thespianism in Hollywood. How has this happened to us!!
Tom Coburn
Damn, all that is some freaky male fantasy, the usual wanting to see females having sex. Will somebody explain that to me? Then again....... You know it's just like the jello thing or the mud thing......... On second thought don't I have a dvd of naked oiled hard bodies with six pacs of abs and buns of steel, now where is it.....
Peace
Jazzy
Damn, all that is some freaky male fantasy, the usual wanting to see females having sex. Will somebody explain that to me? Then again....... You know it's just like the jello thing or the mud thing......... On second thought don't I have a dvd of naked oiled hard bodies with six pacs of abs and buns of steel, now where is it.....
Peace
Jazzy
Damn, all that is some freaky male fantasy, the usual wanting to see females having sex. Will somebody explain that to me? Then again....... You know it's just like the jello thing or the mud thing......... On second thought don't I have a dvd of naked oiled hard bodies with six pacs of abs and buns of steel, now where is it.....
Peace
Jazzy
Isoni replied, and queried:
"Kitty - Would it be ok with you if the teachers and staff let the other students know that they think "Jonny" is a homo because of the way he acted? What if they looked the other way or encouraged the kids to "do something about it?" Then told the kids parents that they couldn't protect him and the parents should put him in a different school?
Oh, what if none of it was true?
Did you see Friday Night Lights? Why don't you have a girl friend? Are you gay? - Is he gay? - Will you prove you are not gay right now?"
To your first paragraph/question: No, that would not be okay. I don't think any kid should be harrassed or hazed either because s/he is homosexual OR because s/he is straight. The teachers and other staff should not condone harrassment of any student for any reason, NOR should they condone or encourage aberrant, deviant sexual behavior, which homosexuality certainly is. When schools put their imprimatur on an aberrant behavior by teaching that it is OKAY and GOOD to be that way and even teach techniques, such as is done in schools concerning homosexuality, they encourage it.
As to your second question, no, I did not see Friday Night Lights - never heard of it, as a matter of fact. I assume it's a movie? No, I don't have a girlfriend. I have a husband. No, I couldn't care less about proving my heterosexuality to you or anybody else.
By the way, homosexuals are not 'gay'. There is not one joyous or lighthearted thing about being part of a group that is dying by the thousands from a horrible disease they refuse to stop spreading among themselves......and then ask the rest of us to pay for their treatment while they die in agony.......and waste more money on an almost 100% preventable disease while other people die from non-preventable diseases that need research money investment. Personally, I find homosexuals to be vile and disgusting in their lifestyle, but otherwise ordinary people to whom I wish no harm nor ill treatment. I felt a great deal more good will toward them before they began behaving so repulsively in public. There's nothing more simultaneously laughable and disgusting than some queer with orange hair screeching about his rights while wearing pink tights, a tutu, Bozo makeup, a black leather jock strap with a carrot hanging out of it, and black patent leather stiletto pumps.
Isoni replied, and queried:
"Kitty - Would it be ok with you if the teachers and staff let the other students know that they think "Jonny" is a homo because of the way he acted? What if they looked the other way or encouraged the kids to "do something about it?" Then told the kids parents that they couldn't protect him and the parents should put him in a different school?
Oh, what if none of it was true?
Did you see Friday Night Lights? Why don't you have a girl friend? Are you gay? - Is he gay? - Will you prove you are not gay right now?"
To your first paragraph/question: No, that would not be okay. I don't think any kid should be harrassed or hazed either because s/he is homosexual OR because s/he is straight. The teachers and other staff should not condone harrassment of any student for any reason, NOR should they condone or encourage aberrant, deviant sexual behavior, which homosexuality certainly is. When schools put their imprimatur on an aberrant behavior by teaching that it is OKAY and GOOD to be that way and even teach techniques, such as is done in schools concerning homosexuality, they encourage it.
As to your second question, no, I did not see Friday Night Lights - never heard of it, as a matter of fact. I assume it's a movie? No, I don't have a girlfriend. I have a husband. No, I couldn't care less about proving my heterosexuality to you or anybody else.
By the way, homosexuals are not 'gay'. There is not one joyous or lighthearted thing about being part of a group that is dying by the thousands from a horrible disease they refuse to stop spreading among themselves......and then ask the rest of us to pay for their treatment while they die in agony.......and waste more money on an almost 100% preventable disease while other people die from non-preventable diseases that need research money investment. Personally, I find homosexuals to be vile and disgusting in their lifestyle, but otherwise ordinary people to whom I wish no harm nor ill treatment. I felt a great deal more good will toward them before they began behaving so repulsively in public. There's nothing more simultaneously laughable and disgusting than some queer with orange hair screeching about his rights while wearing pink tights, a tutu, Bozo makeup, a black leather jock strap with a carrot hanging out of it, and black patent leather stiletto pumps.
Isoni replied, and queried:
"Kitty - Would it be ok with you if the teachers and staff let the other students know that they think "Jonny" is a homo because of the way he acted? What if they looked the other way or encouraged the kids to "do something about it?" Then told the kids parents that they couldn't protect him and the parents should put him in a different school?
Oh, what if none of it was true?
Did you see Friday Night Lights? Why don't you have a girl friend? Are you gay? - Is he gay? - Will you prove you are not gay right now?"
To your first paragraph/question: No, that would not be okay. I don't think any kid should be harrassed or hazed either because s/he is homosexual OR because s/he is straight. The teachers and other staff should not condone harrassment of any student for any reason, NOR should they condone or encourage aberrant, deviant sexual behavior, which homosexuality certainly is. When schools put their imprimatur on an aberrant behavior by teaching that it is OKAY and GOOD to be that way and even teach techniques, such as is done in schools concerning homosexuality, they encourage it.
As to your second question, no, I did not see Friday Night Lights - never heard of it, as a matter of fact. I assume it's a movie? No, I don't have a girlfriend. I have a husband. No, I couldn't care less about proving my heterosexuality to you or anybody else.
By the way, homosexuals are not 'gay'. There is not one joyous or lighthearted thing about being part of a group that is dying by the thousands from a horrible disease they refuse to stop spreading among themselves......and then ask the rest of us to pay for their treatment while they die in agony.......and waste more money on an almost 100% preventable disease while other people die from non-preventable diseases that need research money investment. Personally, I find homosexuals to be vile and disgusting in their lifestyle, but otherwise ordinary people to whom I wish no harm nor ill treatment. I felt a great deal more good will toward them before they began behaving so repulsively in public. There's nothing more simultaneously laughable and disgusting than some queer with orange hair screeching about his rights while wearing pink tights, a tutu, Bozo makeup, a black leather jock strap with a carrot hanging out of it, and black patent leather stiletto pumps.
But which girl is allowed to go to the bathroom, and why are the others prevented from going?
But which girl is allowed to go to the bathroom, and why are the others prevented from going?
But which girl is allowed to go to the bathroom, and why are the others prevented from going?
""they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom.""
OK, but the main question is where the AK-47s are. Columbine wasn't about lesbianisming in the bathrooms.
How did it come to that? Tom Coburn sits on his hands while machine guns come into the country in hundreds of container loads, and he's worried about queer girls.
Great priorities! He's just like Bush; obsessed with his own incest fears.
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""they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom.""
OK, but the main question is where the AK-47s are. Columbine wasn't about lesbianisming in the bathrooms.
How did it come to that? Tom Coburn sits on his hands while machine guns come into the country in hundreds of container loads, and he's worried about queer girls.
Great priorities! He's just like Bush; obsessed with his own incest fears.
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""they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom.""
OK, but the main question is where the AK-47s are. Columbine wasn't about lesbianisming in the bathrooms.
How did it come to that? Tom Coburn sits on his hands while machine guns come into the country in hundreds of container loads, and he's worried about queer girls.
Great priorities! He's just like Bush; obsessed with his own incest fears.
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That one girl must have a very active bladder.
That one girl must have a very active bladder.
That one girl must have a very active bladder.
There's nothing more simultaneously laughable and disgusting than some queer with orange hair screeching about his rights while wearing pink tights, a tutu, Bozo makeup, a black leather jock strap with a carrot hanging out of it, and black patent leather stiletto pumps.
Kitty Burglar
Actually, there IS something more simultaneously laughable and disgusting that that. Care to have a peek in the mirror and guess what it is?
There's nothing more simultaneously laughable and disgusting than some queer with orange hair screeching about his rights while wearing pink tights, a tutu, Bozo makeup, a black leather jock strap with a carrot hanging out of it, and black patent leather stiletto pumps.
Kitty Burglar
Actually, there IS something more simultaneously laughable and disgusting that that. Care to have a peek in the mirror and guess what it is?
There's nothing more simultaneously laughable and disgusting than some queer with orange hair screeching about his rights while wearing pink tights, a tutu, Bozo makeup, a black leather jock strap with a carrot hanging out of it, and black patent leather stiletto pumps.
Kitty Burglar
Actually, there IS something more simultaneously laughable and disgusting that that. Care to have a peek in the mirror and guess what it is?
some of you may be persuaded to consider supporting both Josh Burkeen's and esp. Tom Corburn's opponent.
Tom Corburn's campaign: http://www.coburnforsenate.com/ Note how he wraps himself in Bush/Cheney flags like a drag queen in Las Vegas. Bush s father is even pimping for Corburn's side. This man isn't our friend. And he's being groomed for more (higher) service.
Corburn's opponent is Brad Carlson. One of Corburn's attack ads:
"Will Brad Carson Stand Up for Oklahoma Values? Or Will He Continue to Vote for Taxpayer-Funded Abortions and Gay Partnerships?"
Nice eh? Anyway, drop some support Brads way if you want to help stop that homophobe from being your childs senator or president.
http://www.bradcarson.com/
some of you may be persuaded to consider supporting both Josh Burkeen's and esp. Tom Corburn's opponent.
Tom Corburn's campaign: http://www.coburnforsenate.com/ Note how he wraps himself in Bush/Cheney flags like a drag queen in Las Vegas. Bush s father is even pimping for Corburn's side. This man isn't our friend. And he's being groomed for more (higher) service.
Corburn's opponent is Brad Carlson. One of Corburn's attack ads:
"Will Brad Carson Stand Up for Oklahoma Values? Or Will He Continue to Vote for Taxpayer-Funded Abortions and Gay Partnerships?"
Nice eh? Anyway, drop some support Brads way if you want to help stop that homophobe from being your childs senator or president.
http://www.bradcarson.com/
some of you may be persuaded to consider supporting both Josh Burkeen's and esp. Tom Corburn's opponent.
Tom Corburn's campaign: http://www.coburnforsenate.com/ Note how he wraps himself in Bush/Cheney flags like a drag queen in Las Vegas. Bush s father is even pimping for Corburn's side. This man isn't our friend. And he's being groomed for more (higher) service.
Corburn's opponent is Brad Carlson. One of Corburn's attack ads:
"Will Brad Carson Stand Up for Oklahoma Values? Or Will He Continue to Vote for Taxpayer-Funded Abortions and Gay Partnerships?"
Nice eh? Anyway, drop some support Brads way if you want to help stop that homophobe from being your childs senator or president.
http://www.bradcarson.com/
Put in a hidden camera.. that'll fix 'em. Pipe the feed into the Principals office so he can personally observe the innocent teenage girls being harassed by Kathryn Harris and her Burly Band of Bulldykes.
Put in a hidden camera.. that'll fix 'em. Pipe the feed into the Principals office so he can personally observe the innocent teenage girls being harassed by Kathryn Harris and her Burly Band of Bulldykes.
Put in a hidden camera.. that'll fix 'em. Pipe the feed into the Principals office so he can personally observe the innocent teenage girls being harassed by Kathryn Harris and her Burly Band of Bulldykes.
After reading Kitty's comments only one thought comes to mind, (in my best "Church Lady" immitation) "Isn't THAT special!"
While you're entitled to your opinions, less hysteria and more maturity would be nice, lady (using the term advisedly).
After reading Kitty's comments only one thought comes to mind, (in my best "Church Lady" immitation) "Isn't THAT special!"
While you're entitled to your opinions, less hysteria and more maturity would be nice, lady (using the term advisedly).
After reading Kitty's comments only one thought comes to mind, (in my best "Church Lady" immitation) "Isn't THAT special!"
While you're entitled to your opinions, less hysteria and more maturity would be nice, lady (using the term advisedly).
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