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Bill "SHUT UP" O'Reilly | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 6:22 pm | #

Damned bot!
BlakNo1 | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 6:25 pm | #

ONE OF THE DEMOCRATIC 527s SHOULD SHOULD MAKE AN AD BASED ON THIS COMMENT!
Cat | 10.16.04 - 6:25 pm | #

I'd rather have a beer with Kerry than a draft with bush.
smalfish | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 6:25 pm | #

OK, so he's an incredibly stupid lunatic.
RCSanders | 10.16.04 - 6:26 pm | #

Dr. Freud, please come to a white paging telephone...
On the Clock | 10.16.04 - 6:28 pm | #

Vat ze fuck?
Dr. Freud | 10.16.04 - 6:28 pm | #

Have any military leaders called Bush on the draft issue? It seems rather strange that no one has looked at the fact that because of our commitments in Afghanistan and Iraq the U.S. military cannot offer any type of military assistance to the Sudanese refugees. If the U.S. continues to lose soldiers at the rate it did in September, there will be a draft.
Monica A | 10.16.04 - 6:29 pm | #

I made it very plain. We will not have an all-volunteer army.

Yes. Yes, you have, George.
Old Hat | 10.16.04 - 6:32 pm | #

Just another Freudian slip.
Dawna | 10.16.04 - 6:32 pm | #

Can you say "freudian slip"?!
seajane | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 6:32 pm | #

Is there a lesbian term for 'ho'?

Mary's Silence On Lesbian Squabble
by Paul Johnson 365Gay.com Washington Bureau Chief
Mary's Silence On Lesbian Squabble
(Washington) 365Gay.com has learned that the GOP outrage over Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry's remarks about Mary Cheney may have been orchestrated by Mary herself.

Sources close to the Bush-Cheney campaign tell 365Gay.com that the idea came up in a telephone call between Mary and her parents immediately after the presidential debate Wednesday night.

The younger Cheney, who serves as a backroom advisor to her father, suggested that she would continue to be a "issue" for Democrats unless something was done to stop it immediately.
Sue | 10.16.04 - 6:33 pm | #

As the mother of a draft age son, and the grandmother of a draft age grandaughter, I have to say that this issue drives me more than any other. They'll get my kids over my dead body.
pegm | 10.16.04 - 6:33 pm | #

Was this accidental honesty of the future or present? It is a bit of a stretch to call the hoodwinked national guardsmen on their second tour as volunteer.
drydrunk | 10.16.04 - 6:33 pm | #

It's Bush Cheney Gaffe-Fest 2004™!
Old Hat | 10.16.04 - 6:34 pm | #

I have made it very plain: we will not have a healthcare plan. Or a free election in Iraq. Or at home, for that matter.
NTodd | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 6:35 pm | #

Mary, Mary quite contrary.
This will not help you to get laid.

(That's it. Can't think of anything else.)
Monica A | 10.16.04 - 6:35 pm | #

That boob lies so much that hearing him tell the truth for once, even in error, is a tremendous relief.

The article notes that the crowd fell silent after chimpy's blunder. It would be nice if they used that split-second to wonder "why am I voting for this idiot?"

Yeah, I know - the cult of Bushbanality doesn't permit such moments.
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Fielding Mellish | 10.16.04 - 6:37 pm | #

Mary Mary,
Why you buggin'?
BlakNo1 | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 6:38 pm | #

I think he has moments of complete clarity and speaks the truth. Think about the terrorist look for new ways to harm us comment. They haven't stopped being creative and neither has the ass-ministration. I don't hate Bush, but I don't like his policies.
Monica A | 10.16.04 - 6:38 pm | #

The difference between them and us is that, had Kerry made a similar gaffe, Rethugs would have had an ad on the air featuring that statement within 24 hours.

Come on, Democrats! Stoop to their level! I'm serious. We've got to use big artillery, they've been pounding us for four years. And we've yet to see their real October Surprises.
On the March | 10.16.04 - 6:38 pm | #

Mary Mary,
Why you buggin'?

Mary, Mary
Won't get no lovin'.
Monica A | 10.16.04 - 6:38 pm | #

Time to start spreading the original quote and "forgetting" the retraction. After all, it's a tactic that has worked very well for the GOOP.
cory | 10.16.04 - 6:39 pm | #

But what really caught my eye in this article is that the reporters FINALLY put Kerry's funding votes in complete context AND noted that Bush himself had threatened a veto. Nice that they didn't just repeat the Bush campaign spin!
silverleaf | 10.16.04 - 6:40 pm | #

Republicans accused Kerry of fear mongering, saying that he had opposed legislation that would have made it easier to produce vaccines.

You know, when Jesus of Nazareth said "Remove the log from your eye first, rather than the splinter from your brother's eye," this is what he meant.

What you see in your brother's eye is really a reflection of what you, yourself, are carrying.

Now the GOP accuses Kerry of fear-mongering?

And they said irony was dead....
Robert M. Jeffers | 10.16.04 - 6:41 pm | #

OT: A little Sanity from my 'Hood

Fears of a terrorist attack are not sufficient reason for authorities to search people at a protest, a federal appeals court has ruled, saying September 11, 2001, "cannot be the day liberty perished."

Civil liberties, my little bitches . . .

"We cannot simply suspend or restrict civil liberties until the War of Terror is over, because the War on Terror is unlikely ever to be truly over," Judge Gerald Tjoflat wrote for the three-member court. "September 11, 2001, already a day of immeasurable tragedy, cannot be the day liberty perished in this country."

"In the absence of some reason to believe that international terrorists would target or infiltrate this protest, there is no basis for using September 11 as an excuse for searching the protesters," the court said.
jac | 10.16.04 - 6:41 pm | #

Is the Mary Cheney issue really doing any damage to Kerry? Is it even a distraction? It may be in the news, but I do not get the sense that anyone cares. But then I'm in Portland, Oregon!

It strikes me that Bush having to continually deny that a draft is on the way is far more significant.

Kerry can ignore the Cheneys. Clearly Bush cannot ignore Kerry's draft suggestions.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 6:41 pm | #

Is Steve Schmidt, B/C campaign staffer, any relation to SCLM journalist Susan Schmidt?
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 6:44 pm | #

I just told MTV about this. Hopefully they'll pick up on it and maybe play the tape once or twice. You can tell MTV News, too:

http://www.mtv.com/news/youtellus/
Old Hat | 10.16.04 - 6:44 pm | #

Pegm, I totally agree with you. I have a 20 year old son. Canada's beautiful this time of year, and they have flu vaccines too.
ChrisM | 10.16.04 - 6:44 pm | #

Think about it. Bush can promise there'll be no draft. If he's elected, he can do whatever the hell he wants.
Michigan | 10.16.04 - 6:44 pm | #

"The crowd fell silent". Yes, those Stepford Voters did not know want to do.
pgl | 10.16.04 - 6:45 pm | #

Sayin' things the right way is hard work. It's hard work!
W | 10.16.04 - 6:46 pm | #

That is not what the little voice in George's ear said though.
Mrs. Moore | 10.16.04 - 6:46 pm | #

they really need to keep him away from microphones.
pansypoo | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 6:46 pm | #

silverleaf beat me to it. I was SHOCKED to see the Iraq funding issue explained in balanced terms, and Bush's threatened veto to boot!

And note that this was a Knight-Ridder article. This went out to many of the swing states, I hope.
beemer | 10.16.04 - 6:46 pm | #

That's because our enemies never stop looking for ways to harm us. And neither do we.
Roddy McCorley | 10.16.04 - 6:50 pm | #

John Kerry is going to oout lesbians, then draft them to bring tainted flu shots in from Canada. John Kerry is a very very bad man.
lynne cheney | 10.16.04 - 6:51 pm | #

OT but interesting:

Someone over at Smirking Chimp posted this link-

http://tinyurl.com/3nppm

-as a possible explanation of the square box between Bush's shoulderblades.

i personally think the product shown is a bit large to be it, but if it is:
1- He certainly does have a medical problem that they are hiding. Which means that if they steal the next one, VP FuckOff is a shoo-in to become Preznit one way or the other.
2- If it activates in public it could be really entertaining.

PS: i was THIS close to forgetting and posting the original (long) URL and breaking Hell-O-Scan....
cory | 10.16.04 - 6:51 pm | #

Is the Mary Cheney issue really doing any damage to Kerry? Is it even a distraction? It may be in the news, but I do not get the sense that anyone cares. But then I'm in Portland, Oregon!

It strikes me that Bush having to continually deny that a draft is on the way is far more significant.

In my small city, Gannett newspaper, the draft and the flu are on the front page today, not Mary Cheney.
NYMary | 10.16.04 - 6:52 pm | #

I was pleasantly surprised to see that vote explained. KR generally has done "reality based" reporting. They're one of the few SCLM I actually like. Sure there are good pieces here and there in other papers, but for consistency, go with Knight Ridder.
Tow | 10.16.04 - 6:53 pm | #

The draft issue will make the Shrubbies play defense like nothing else. Hammer it.
Thersites | 10.16.04 - 6:54 pm | #

I don't understand the fuss. You only get the flu if there is a draft. Why would I start a draft and make citizens get the flu?

See? I can think. It's hard work.
GWB | 10.16.04 - 6:54 pm | #

Check out Hackworth.com. Most of you know who David Hackworth is, but for those of you who don't, he's an old, hard-ass military type, and very respected. He's been an outspoken critic of the Iraq War, and has an excellent article on his site about the draft. His exact words regarding a potential draft: "Bet on it."

Check out the "articles" section of the site for several dozen damning screeds against Rumsfeld, Wolfie and company.
JK47 | 10.16.04 - 6:55 pm | #

The younger Cheney, who serves as a backroom advisor to her father, suggested that she would continue to be a "issue" for Democrats unless something was done to stop it immediately.
Sue

Mary Cheney - your sexual preference will only be an issue as long as your dad is willing to support amending the Constitution to deny certain Americans equal rights.

Get it now, Mary? Your dad thinks gays and lesbians are so inferior, he is willing to throw you, his own daughter, to the wolves so he can be president for another four years.

Who you sleep with is only an issue because your dad - not John Kerry - made it one.
Stinky | 10.16.04 - 6:55 pm | #

An all-volunteer army doesn't preclude an all-conscript Marine Corps.
Ted W. | 10.16.04 - 6:56 pm | #

It is very plkain and simple, folks. President Bush is saying:

"Read.
My.
Lips.

No.
New.
Draft."

What part of that do you not understand? Just read his lips.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 6:57 pm | #

An all-volunteer army doesn't preclude an all-conscript Marine Corps.

The marine corp usually takes only volunteers. But there is still the navy, airforce, etc. It's an interesting way that would allow GWB to get away with a lie -- not that he has ever done that.
bebe rebozo | 10.16.04 - 6:58 pm | #

As someone said above: with all the "stop loss" orders in effect, do we have an "all volunteer" army now?

Kerry should pound this one like a carpenter getting paid by the nail.....
Robert M. Jeffers | 10.16.04 - 6:58 pm | #

This has been a difficult "poll" day. For anyone else going thru the poll jitters, go read " Rising Donkey". I am going to sleep better now, after reading it.

http://www.emergingdemocraticmaj...ising/ index.php
Annya | 10.16.04 - 6:59 pm | #

Bush's comment on the draft is the perfect Freudian slip from the completely Freudian presidency.

Bush's Crusade Destroying Christians
If God sent George W. Bush to Iraq, as Bush and his fundamentalist Christian supporters believe, then God shot himself in the foot. (See my URL for the rest of this.)
Joe Ramirez | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:01 pm | #

So the mad lunatic hasn't learned how to talk yet. So what?
A Dickhead Fan | 10.16.04 - 7:01 pm | #

PS: i was THIS close to forgetting and posting the original (long) URL and breaking Hell-O-Scan....

Oh ya!You cant break Hello scan any more.

Heres why.

TROLL-PROOF YOUR BROWSER
against Haloscan-busting trolls
and long-URL-pasting boneheads

This involves patching Haloscan's broken CSS on your own machine with a user style sheet:

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If you use Mozilla or Firefox:
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1. Find the chrome directory: Go to C:\Documents and Settings\your name\Application Data\Mozilla\Profiles\default\some random letters\chrome. (The path is a little different on Firefox). You will find two files in the chrome directory: userChrome-example.css and userContent-example.css.

2. Create a new text file with Notepad, with the following contents:

table.MainTable {
table-layout: fixed !important;
border: 2px dashed red !important;
width : 500px !important;
}

Name the file "userContent.css" and leave it in the chrome directory.

3. Close ALL Mozilla/Firefox windows and restart.

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If you use Internet Explorer:
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1. Create a new text file in Notepad, with the following contents

table.MainTable {
table-layout: fixed !important;
border: 2px dashed red !important;
width : 500px !important;
}

Save it to any directory ("My Documents", whatever) as "haloscan_fix.css".

2. In IE: Go to Tools -> Internet Options... In the "General" tab, click on the "Accessibility" button. Where it says "User style sheet" check the checkbox that says "Format Documents using my style sheet", click "Browse", and select haloscan_fix.css in the dialog. Click OK.

3. Close all IE windows and restart.

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Your browser should now be immune to Haloscan-busting trolls, since the comments page table will now be fixed at 500 pixels wide. (Change the number to whatever you like.) Scrolling left and right is no longer required. If someone posts a long troll string or a long URL, you can still see it, but ordinary lines wrap and don't extend to the URL length. A red dotted line will appear along the table border surrounding the comments, so that you know this patch is being used.

This is a clumsy workaround since it affects all TABLE tags on all pages you visit that have been declared with a class attribute of "MainTable". UNFORTUNATELY Haloscan seems to have chosen a very commonly used name for its table element class. It seems that people mindlessly copy it from CSS tutorials. So this will affect the layout of any site that also contains a TABLE element with a class named "MainTable". One such site is Hotmail (you'll see the red dotted line there too).

The real solution would be to pressure Haloscan to add a "width:500px;" attribute to their P element in their own comment page CSS. It would be a one-line fix involving no extra server processing.

MillionthMo
smalfish | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:01 pm | #

Regarding whether the stop-loss orders make it LESS of an "all-volunteer" army, the cuts in combat pay are still making it MORE of an "all-volunteer" army.
BRH | 10.16.04 - 7:01 pm | #

Sorry got canned there at the end.

TROLL-PROOF YOUR BROWSER
against Haloscan-busting trolls
and long-URL-pasting boneheads

This involves patching Haloscan's broken CSS on your own machine with a user style sheet:

------------------------------
If you use Mozilla or Firefox:
------------------------------

1. Find the chrome directory: Go to C:\Documents and Settings\your name\Application Data\Mozilla\Profiles\default\some random letters\chrome. (The path is a little different on Firefox). You will find two files in the chrome directory: userChrome-example.css and userContent-example.css.

2. Create a new text file with Notepad, with the following contents:

table.MainTable {
table-layout: fixed !important;
border: 2px dashed red !important;
width : 500px !important;
}

Name the file "userContent.css" and leave it in the chrome directory.

3. Close ALL Mozilla/Firefox windows and restart.

------------------------------
If you use Internet Explorer:
------------------------------

1. Create a new text file in Notepad, with the following contents

table.MainTable {
table-layout: fixed !important;
border: 2px dashed red !important;
width : 500px !important;
}

Save it to any directory ("My Documents", whatever) as "haloscan_fix.css".

2. In IE: Go to Tools -> Internet Options... In the "General" tab, click on the "Accessibility" button. Where it says "User style sheet" check the checkbox that says "Format Documents using my style sheet", click "Browse", and select haloscan_fix.css in the dialog. Click OK.

3. Close all IE windows and restart.

------------------------------

Your browser should now be immune to Haloscan-busting trolls, since the comments page table will now be fixed at 500 pixels wide. (Change the number to whatever you like.) Scrolling left and right is no longer required. If someone posts a long troll string or a long URL, you can still see it, but ordinary lines wrap and don't extend to the URL length. A red dotted line will appear along the table border surrounding the comments, so that you know this patch is being used.

This is a clumsy workaround since it affects all TABLE tags on all pages you visit that have been declared with a class attribute of "MainTable". UNFORTUNATELY Haloscan seems to have chosen a very commonly used name for its table element class. It seems that people mindlessly copy it from CSS tutorials. So this will affect the layout of any site that also contains a TABLE element with a class named "MainTable". One such site is Hotmail (you'll see the red dotted line there too).

The real solution would be to pressure Haloscan to add a "width:500px;" attribute to their P element in their own comment page CSS. It would be a one-line fix involving no extra server processing.

MillionthMonkey | Email | Homepage | 10.14.04 - 5:54 pm | #

Millionthmonkey is the poster of the week!
smalfish | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:03 pm | #

A poster on Astroworld wrote this:

"My husband's driver's license renewal form cam in the mail (South Carolina) ---stamped across the front 'Notice: Males 18-25 Years of Age - Submission of this application serves as your consent to be registered with the Selective Service.'"

She adds, "Selective Service Board has been activated -- about one year ago they began filling vacancies......"

"Do not be misled...the 'draft' can be activated Nov. 3rd if aWol is elected."

Thanks to "Jo" for this post.
Barb | 10.16.04 - 7:04 pm | #

In my small city, Gannett newspaper, the draft and the flu are on the front page today, not Mary Cheney.

NYMary

Bingo! These issues resonate with Joe and Jane Citizen. They have a personal impact - "my kid could get drafted and killed" or "my mom is in shaky health and has to stand on line for five hours to get a flu shot."

How many people are thinking "OMG! My gay kid might get mentioned in a Kerry speech!"
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Fielding Mellish | 10.16.04 - 7:04 pm | #

Regarding whether the stop-loss orders make it LESS of an "all-volunteer" army, the cuts in combat pay are still making it MORE of an "all-volunteer" army.

Involuntary volunteers!

What a concept!
Robert M. Jeffers | 10.16.04 - 7:05 pm | #

If people use the URL/HomePage book for URL posting, then that avoids breaking HaloScan also.

And...any fixes out there for Safari?
Spinoza | 10.16.04 - 7:06 pm | #

Everyone should read the Suskind article in the NYTimes Magazine about faith-based presidency meets Harvard Business School certainty. Scary.
Peterboy | 10.16.04 - 7:07 pm | #

Selective Service Board has been activated -- about one year ago they began filling vacancies......"

"Do not be misled...the 'draft' can be activated Nov. 3rd if aWol is elected.

Although the DoD claims that it has consistently filled slots on the board and that this does not indicate that plans for a draft are imminent, its own website shows a marked increase in the slots to be filled as well as a campaign to increase the percentage of the population registered with the SS.
GN | 10.16.04 - 7:07 pm | #

"My husband's driver's license renewal form cam in the mail (South Carolina) ---stamped across the front 'Notice: Males 18-25 Years of Age - Submission of this application serves as your consent to be registered with the Selective Service.'"

Anybody know how to find local draft board members? It would an interesting sport to out them / ask their opinions.
Spinoza | 10.16.04 - 7:09 pm | #

It's very simple folks.
George Bush, Jr, says:

"Read my lips. No new draft."

Is that so hard to understand?
Libby Sosume | 10.16.04 - 7:10 pm | #

He said that, after a debate with Kerry, "I made it very plain. We will not have an all-volunteer army."
Translation: "D'oh!"
doug r | 10.16.04 - 7:11 pm | #

Involuntary volunteers!

What a concept!

Did you hear about the National Guard volunteers who involuntarily volunteered to go to on a "suicide mission" and now they volunteered to be court martialled?
Old Hat | 10.16.04 - 7:13 pm | #

In an earlier chapter in war and the draft:

I remember Lyndon Johnson in the 1964 campaign saying, "I will not send American boys to die in an Asian war."

He might even have meant it when he said it.

Unlike Bush, who just says whatever comes out -- inspired by God, of course.
emd | 10.16.04 - 7:13 pm | #

National Review gets a clue"
OVER-PLAYING THE HAND [Andy McCarthy]
Just read yeasterday's WSJ editorial and heard some talk-radio railing about the same thing earlier today -- the purported "outing" of the Veep's daughter. I hate to say this, but I think this is really dumb. What Kerry did was utterly obnoxious, transparently pre-meditated, and worthy of being talked about at length. It goes to his judgment and character. In a close election, it could even be a decisive gaffe. But what he decidedly did not do is "out" Mary Cheney, and some of our folks are going way overboard by saying otherwise.

That term has a very specific, very extortionate meaning -- revealing the gay sexual preference of someone who has kept it publicly unknown, usually to try to intimidate the person (and others who also prefer to keep the matter private) into vocal support for the gay socio-political agenda. Ms. Cheney was already "out" -- that's the reason Kerry knew about it.

Strategically, it is counter-productive to claim otherwise. First, it must make gay people and the media think we are clueless -- as if we just yelled "touchdown" after a home run. If you're gonna speak with indignation convincingly -- and there's plenty of good reason to be indignant about what Kerry did -- it's important to sound like you know what the hell you are talking about.

More importantly, calling it an "outing" has the potential to make Kerry seem sympathetic -- because the focus becomes whether he is being falsely accused rather than his nakedly calculated crassness. It runs the risk, with the media's certain help to the Kerry campaign, of changing the subject to "who first revealed her sexual preference" instead of "how could someone who wants to be president behave that way." Indeed, I think this is already happening.

Sometimes I think we don't have enough feet to shoot ourselves in.
hermes | 10.16.04 - 7:13 pm | #

Canada's beautiful this time of year

Nah. My wife and I were driving through Ontario a few weeks ago, and the foliage was already at peak. Now even the leaves in Vermont are pretty much gone...
NTodd | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:14 pm | #

Millionthmonkey - you da simian! I'm really looking forward to HaloScan HoleInTheHead's next visit. How's that go - BWAAHAHAHAHA?
Fielding Mellish | 10.16.04 - 7:15 pm | #

We just hit exactly 1,100 american soldiers killed in Iraq.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 7:16 pm | #

The draft will not begin on November 3. After Bush loses in both the electoral and popular votes, and sees all his court challenges being thrown out, and his hopes of a second term dwindling rapidly, he will declare martial law. The delay due to the election court challenges should bring this on around mid-December. Then he will reinstate the draft.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 7:18 pm | #

you've all been voluntold
k&y | 10.16.04 - 7:18 pm | #

You can modify the settings in the table....

table.MainTable {
table-layout: fixed !important;
border: 2px dashed red !important;
width : 500px !important;
}

I changed the 500 px to 750 and now I have a full screen of text.

Millionthmonkey done good ya!
smalfish | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:20 pm | #

Nice small town article about someone who served with Kerry in Vietnam...
http://www.ashlandwi.com/placed/ ...story_id=184998
Skills | 10.16.04 - 7:22 pm | #

I'm sorry - I meant to thank you as well, smalfish. I've got IE6 on XP SP2, so "haloscan breakage" was never much of a problem (big deal - just scroll horizontally) for me. I'm just elated that people are going to be able to tell one of the most obnoxious trolls that his clever tricks are as so much fart gas.
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Fielding Mellish | 10.16.04 - 7:26 pm | #

He showed up in the same thread as this fix and tried to break it.Failed miserably.I havent seen him since.
smalfish | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:27 pm | #

People can volunteer to be a draft board member, local draft boards decide which young men in each community receive deferments, postponements, or exemptions from military service based on federal guidelines.
pixie | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:28 pm | #

Annya,

i know nothing about statistics, except that done correctly they give a reasonably accurate reflection of the group polled. this year i'm reasonably certain they are going to be wildly off the mark. why?

i have called all my stoned slacker freinds, guys like me, who have never voted, i wanted to urge them to register and vote. to a person they all proclaimed, i'm registered and i'm voting. none of them particulary like kerry, but don't misunderestimate the power of bush hatred. some of them have draft age kids too. that's a very real factor.
my feeling is depending how it goes that could happen even if kerry gets elected, but it would certainly be less likely.
charley | 10.16.04 - 7:30 pm | #

Canada's beautiful this time of year.

Greece is even more so. My husband has duel citizenship, so we will be taking our son and his two 18 year old brothers along with us on vacation should Bush be re-elected.
Monica A | 10.16.04 - 7:31 pm | #

"Millionthmonkey is the poster of the week!"

You can also download Opera..long character strings don't blow out haloscan, plus it's free!
jdw | 10.16.04 - 7:31 pm | #

Great article Skills. Perhaps Kerry should invite Rich Aamodt to join him in Wisconsin this week.
Karen | 10.16.04 - 7:32 pm | #

Ha.

For Bush, talking is "hard work"; it's hard.

The description of the crowd falling silent is perfect.

Since Bush is yet again trading his cowboy boots for Freudian slippers, it bears recalling that in September after the speech before the UN and after Kerry's NYC speech, Bush kept trying to say how his opponent is wrong that America is safer with Saddam out of power. What he said in at least two different venues according to 2 different stump speech videos I saw was something like: "America is not safer....I mean America is safer with Saddam gone..."
pbb | 10.16.04 - 7:32 pm | #

I agree: that's exactly what Lush said ('no all-volunteer army").

Whatever he said after that was drowned out by the cheering at the arrest of 3 women who had the gall to wear t-shirts that read "Protect Our Civil Liberties". At a Lush Rally! Jeez, some people, huh?

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bushwahd | 10.16.04 - 7:33 pm | #

I just don't get it. I don't see how they think that by saying you're all drafted now, surprise! Now go fight and die for oil, that Americans will just blindly go and do it. It's not going to be like Vietnam ever again. We're all smarter. We see the results of blindly following madmen into useless wars. Does anyone here under 34 actually expect to just show up and say where do I sign up?

What if they fought a war and nobody came?
jack | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:34 pm | #

I am growing increasingly worried that we might not know who won the election as we're eating breakfast on November 3.
dignity and honor | 10.16.04 - 7:34 pm | #

OT-Two questions for the clueless here. One, does this fix work on Safari, which is based on Mozilla (isn't it?)?
Two, does Atrios do this and fix it for all of us, or do we all have to do this on our own 'puters?
Tow | 10.16.04 - 7:35 pm | #

In all seriousness, we can't let Bush have another 4 years. We can't let another generation become Vietnamized (I know it isn't a real word, but I can't express it any other way.)At this point Kerry is like Obi-Wan-Kenobi: his our only hope. For those thinking about voting for Nader please watch "Going Up River." You will change your mind.
Monica A | 10.16.04 - 7:35 pm | #

pbb: indeed, we'e seen that a lot but always in the past the media would either "forgive" it (not report the flub) or maybe it would be a brief "funny thing" human interest item at most. But he has been doing that (Johns Kerry and Edwards,to a disturbing extent, have been confusing Saddam and Osama).
kei & yuri | 10.16.04 - 7:35 pm | #

It's simple Dignity. If you're eating bread and water on November 2nd, bush won. If it's bacon and eggs, Kerry won.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 7:36 pm | #

My husband has duel citizenship, so we will be taking our son and his two 18 year old brothers along with us on vacation...

...lest we run into Zell Miller.
xfrosch | 10.16.04 - 7:37 pm | #

Let's call it a Freudian slip.
Fan | 10.16.04 - 7:38 pm | #

Two questions for the clueless here. One, does this fix work on Safari, which is based on Mozilla (isn't it?)?
Two, does Atrios do this and fix it for all of us, or do we all have to do this on our own 'puters?

I have no idea what this fix works on other than what it says.

And no Atrios is not connected to this fix.We all do it to our own puters.
smalfish | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:38 pm | #

right on. The media is focused on the security moms or Cubans as the key voter groups but it'll be us Stoned Slackers that key the take back of our country. Come Nov 3rd I expect to see a greenish haze covering Philadelphia, Austin, Ann Arbor, etc as we celebrate our great victory.

-s
Sean | 10.16.04 - 7:39 pm | #

Boob Novak is back, and he is outraged over the Mary Cheney remark.
I am sure this will be the main topic on all the sunday morning shows, but I sure hope that will be the end of it. It think it has cost Kerry a few points, and we need to recover fast.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 7:40 pm | #

"Get it now, Mary? Your dad thinks gays and lesbians are so inferior, he is willing to throw you, his own daughter, to the wolves so he can be president for another four years.

Who you sleep with is only an issue because your dad - not John Kerry - made it one.
Stinky"

No offense to Stinky for the good comment, but:
Mary Cheney GETS it all right. She's got the best of both worlds right now. She's a member of one of the richest and most powerful families on earth and can fuck anyone she damn well pleases.

The only defense is for Democrats to ask;
"WHY ARE THERE LESBIANS IN THE WHITE HOUSE?" on mailers sent out to all the coneheads in WV, TN, AL, and MS.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 7:41 pm | #

Thanks, Smalfish!
Tow | 10.16.04 - 7:42 pm | #

We just hit exactly 1,100 american soldiers killed in Iraq.

mark hyman would say kerry just received his 1,100th campaign donation from iraq.

why do americans who hate americans dying for a pointless war hate america?
wastelandusa | 10.16.04 - 7:42 pm | #

STOP PRESS! MAJOR ENDORSEMENT FOR BUSH THAT ASSURES A WIN IN NOVEMBER!
David Ehrenstein | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:42 pm | #

the draft-

The government spends over $25 million a year to keep the selective service system running. It's notable that "women...are not subject to a draft under current law." (2003 annual report, page 4).

My hunble suggestion is that if there is a draft, everyone against it out themselves as gay. Nothing like a little theater to fuck up the system.
Spinoza | 10.16.04 - 7:43 pm | #

Let's call it a FLIP FLOP. An instant FLIP FLOP.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 7:44 pm | #

Tow, Safari isn't based on Mozilla. It is based on another.
As for that fix, I have no clue whether it would work or not in Safari.

K and Y, I flinched a couple of times during the Veep Debate when Edwards did that slip up on OsamabinHussein or HusseinisbinLaden. Haven't heard or read about Kerry doing it though.

But, Bush is the King of Mushmouthery. So, expect him to do more of this in his plain talking.
pbb | 10.16.04 - 7:45 pm | #

The I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ to Go AWOL Rag

Well come on all you Americans
Uncle Sam needs a helpin’ hand
Bumped us into a big ol’ jam
Over yonder in ‘raqistan
Real work’s a bore
Hear the rockets roar!
Now march yer ass to the war!

And it’s one, two, three
What are we fightin’ for?
Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn
Next stop Eye-raqistan!
And it’s five, six, seven
No! No! Guantanamo Gate!
Now who started this row?
All Hat! No Cow!
Whoopie! We’re all AWOL now!

Well come on Guardsmen sea to sea
And all you Guardgals where ‘er ye be
Gotta mount up and pound some sand
Over yonder in ‘raqistan
We need the gas
So mover yer ass
It’s a Weekend Warrior blast!

And it’s one . . .

Come on publicans across the land
Toss a pot to Iraqistan
Come on lobbyists – yer fight too
Or cough up a son, or a daughter’ll do
Be the first yer side o’ the street
To jack a leg in the grinder meat!

And it’s one . . .

Come on preachers near and far
Open yer Bibles to we are
CEOs don’t you be slow
More we kill – more dough to blow!
Guns and burgers!
Piss and Pot!
Halliburton gonna bid the lot!

And it’s one . . .

Come on Exxon ‘n’ git yer thrill
Lay some pipe and send ‘er the bill!
Abu grab you, Tex state pen
All the same – it’s ‘murikin!
We’ll sell ‘er soul
Dilate ‘er hole
Tank ‘er up ‘n’ watch ‘er roll!

And it’s one . . .

Now sorry y’all for the mess we made
It’s how we figger that poker’s played
Keep yer stinkin’ Eye-raqi sand
Don’t you fer’ners understand –
We’ll all be free
’s ‘mocracy!
Now drop that RPG!

And it’s one . . .

Now come on bloggers around the globe
Post yer comments – and lock ‘n’ load!
Come on journalists, you know who you are
Bring the feathers and bring the tar!
Up on a rail!
Heigh Chimp! No bail!
AWOL – a hitch in jail!

And it’s one, two, three
What are we fightin’ for?
Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn
Next stop Eye-raqistan!
And it’s five, six, seven
No! No! Guantanamo Gate!
Now who started this row?
All Hat! No Cow!
Whoopie! We’re all AWOL now!
Country Joe S'mo' | 10.16.04 - 7:46 pm | #

"I made it very plain. We will not have an all-volunteer army."
"WE WILL have an all-volunteer army,"
"Let me restate that. We will not have a draft."

This is like, said, in 3 minutes? We are talking gone. Gonzo, lying, not there, forgot the program, what did I mean, I hate this speech-a-fying and remember, folks there is no, none, zippo, connection to reality from this particular adminstration.
---
Sue | 10.16.04 - 7:46 pm | #

pbb, I did mention I was clueless, right?
Tow | 10.16.04 - 7:47 pm | #

Does anyone know if there is a video recording of this or was it only captured via print/audio?
Disgusted in St. Louis | 10.16.04 - 7:47 pm | #

Bush tells us that the only way to fight terrorism and keep ourselves safe is
to spread freedom and democracy (as we are in Iraq) by military force throughout the middle-east. How can he accomplish his goal
without a draft???
aJesusDemocrat | 10.16.04 - 7:48 pm | #

Anon -- mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon. . . . .
dignity and honor | 10.16.04 - 7:50 pm | #

Does anyone know if there is a video recording of this or was it only captured via print/audio?

It's on tape, I saw it on CNN.
pixie | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:50 pm | #

And...any fixes out there for Safari?
Spinoza

Yes indeed Spinoza

Safari fix:

Create the plain text .css file from MillionthMonkey's directions.

Save it anywhere, it doesn't seem to make
a difference which folder. I just saved it
to my desktop.

Go to Preferences, then Advanced,
and under "Style Sheet" select
"other" and choose the .css file you just
created.
Eunice | Email | Homepage | 10.14.04 - 7:02 pm

Kerry/Edwards In A LANDSLIDE!!
kent | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 7:50 pm | #

Given GWB's penchant (need?) for vacation time, he may very well get fried in these last two weeks. All we can hope is that his people don't have the good sense to lock him up and adjust his medications before he flips out. However, if there is suddenly a need for him to attend to business that makes little or no sense, you'll know his handlers are allowing him to play Reagan nappy time when My Pet Goat, reading by Condi Rice.
Spinoza | 10.16.04 - 7:51 pm | #

Tow, Don't worry about being code clueless.
I really have no idea how that code could do anything if someone used it on their computers. Seems impossible to me. But, I know next to nothing about such things.
And, if the text don't fit, I just close the Haloscan window and surf to another site to avoid having to scroll.
pbb | 10.16.04 - 7:52 pm | #

Vote in the new Newsweek Poll

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6257.../site/newsweek/
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 7:52 pm | #

I lived through one draft. It isn't pretty.
Hecate | 10.16.04 - 7:53 pm | #

I want to make this clear, DUMBya:

We want YOU out of the White House!
Terry C | 10.16.04 - 7:55 pm | #

Next KE04 ad should show a clip of this latest Bush "misspeak," along with a simple voiceover:

George W. Bush . . . What's he REALLY thinking?

And maybe a really good shot of that smirk to close with.

Devastating.
Slim Whitman | 10.16.04 - 7:55 pm | #

With the draft proposal that's all set and ready to go, women will be included. This seems underpublicized.

I'm not saying that people don't care about young men being drafted. I would just like to be sure we get people thinking about their daughters, or themselves, too.
rocket | 10.16.04 - 7:56 pm | #

How is it again that Americans who hate other Americans' and their children needlessly dying for a pointless war, which is slaughtering thousands of indigenous innocents, can be said to hate America? By whom? Please stand and identify yourselves, so that we may know the natures of our failures.

WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar (aka
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 7:56 pm | #

Thanks Kent for the Safari fix.
Spinoza | 10.16.04 - 7:57 pm | #

Bush was against the draft before he was for it.
bcf | 10.16.04 - 7:57 pm | #

Did somebody crash Haloscan recently on this thread?

If so, my accolades to Millionth Monkey's fix...huzzah sir: Three cheeers, and allow me to buy you a glass
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 7:58 pm | #

JOHN KERRY IS GOING TO TAX SICK AND NEEDY AMERICANS WITH BIG GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE. THIS MEANS WAITING YEARS TO GET PROCEDURES DONE, RATIONING AND HIGHLY COMPROMISED QUALITY. IF YOU LAY OUT KERRY'S PLAN ON A FLOW CHART AND STAND IT VERTICAL, IT'S AS HIGH AS A 3 STORY BUILDING AND WILL GIVE YOU VERTIGO.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 8:00 pm | #

The Kerry campaign needs to make it clear that Mary Cheney made her living selling beer as a liason to the gay community. That will not go over well with the fundies. To be gay and sell beer. The Bush campaign will drop the issue fast if the issue is framed in terms of Mary and Coors.
los | 10.16.04 - 8:01 pm | #

"I was against the draft before I was for it, now I'm against it again!"
No More Mr. Nice Guy! | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:01 pm | #

"Did somebody crash Haloscan recently on this thread? "
Konopelli

Nah, just someone bragging about HH not being around lately due to the MM fix.

Kerry/Edwards In A LANDSLIDE!!
kent | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:01 pm | #

Heck katy, i promise you it warn't pretty...I enlisted USAF to avoid the infantry, in Sept 64. Right after the GulfaTonkin...oooops...Give yore soul to gawd boy, cuz yore ass belongs to ME!!! quoth Sgt Cole...
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 8:01 pm | #

Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:00 pm | #

Bwahahahahahahahaha!
pie | 10.16.04 - 8:02 pm | #

What Orwellian name will the Republicans give to their draft?

The All-Volunteer Muster?
Stadler | 10.16.04 - 8:02 pm | #

OT

another stone cold oregon voter applies the pencil...
stone cold voter | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:03 pm | #

No prob Spinoza,
Eunice was the real helpful one, I just saved it for Safari folks, when necessary.

Kerry/Edwards In A LANDSLIDE!!
kent | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:03 pm | #

ND STAND IT VERTICAL, IT'S AS HIGH AS A 3 STORY BUILDING AND WILL GIVE YOU VERTIGO

Hey troll, if you take Bush's dead in the Middle East you can get up over 15,000 feet, considerably taller than the WTC. Get your priorities in order.
Spinoza | 10.16.04 - 8:04 pm | #

Wow! A troll who can't manage to turn off his caps lock! I'm intimidated.

Oh, wait. No I'm not.
NYMary | 10.16.04 - 8:04 pm | #

Anony at 8:00--

You're on the wrong comment board. Scroll down for the flu thread.
pixie | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:05 pm | #

THAT puppy been thoroughly Atriosed...3-to-1 our side
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 8:05 pm | #

George W. Bush's health plan is much simpler: "Fuck the poor!"
W | 10.16.04 - 8:06 pm | #

"As the mother of a draft age son, and the grandmother of a draft age grandaughter, I have to say that this issue drives me more than any other. They'll get my kids over my dead body."

I have a 23 year old daughter and a 20 year son.

I also have very good, loyal friends in Calgary, Canada.

Whatever we have to do.....
Terry C | 10.16.04 - 8:06 pm | #

Shouting trolls are so CUTE!
Slim Whitman | 10.16.04 - 8:07 pm | #

JOHN KERRY IS GOING TO TAX SICK AND NEEDY AMERICANS WITH BIG GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE. THIS MEANS WAITING YEARS TO GET PROCEDURES DONE, RATIONING AND HIGHLY COMPROMISED QUALITY. IF YOU LAY OUT KERRY'S PLAN ON A FLOW CHART AND STAND IT VERTICAL, IT'S AS HIGH AS A 3 STORY BUILDING AND WILL GIVE YOU VERTIGO.

Get the facts and stop repeating talking points as if you're in a cult. Go to Kerry's website and read through his healthcare proposal and contrast it with our current state of affairs. Take some responsiblity and de-program yourself.
GN | 10.16.04 - 8:07 pm | #

What Orwellian name will the Republicans give to their draft?

Jobs and free health care! I.e., "I created 200,00 jobs. True, they're all dead now. But that allows me to create 200,000 more.
Spinoza | 10.16.04 - 8:07 pm | #

Damn the trolls are lame.Where do they get these ideas from?

Hey troll,you need to ask Karl for some clarification before hitting the internets.
smalfish | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:07 pm | #

Thank you MillionthMonkey and Kent. Much obliged.
Tow | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:08 pm | #

By "CUTE," of course, I mean "laughably ignorant and desperate."
Slim Whitman | 10.16.04 - 8:08 pm | #

In Bush-think, wouldn't a draft help with that pesky unemployment problem? The youngsters go to Iraq and the middle aged unemployed folks can flip burgers or something. By then, those jobs will be classified as a manufacturing job.
Tow | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:10 pm | #

So Bush came out against the draft before he came out for it? His campaign has a term for that.
George Johnston | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:10 pm | #

Maybe they'll change the name of the National Guard to the All-Volunteer Call-Up?

Catchy draft slogans might be:

Muster Your Strength!
Answer the Call-Up!
Impress America!
Waldorf | 10.16.04 - 8:10 pm | #

Troll, I hope you're not draft age.

But, if Bush wins (no chance), contact me here, and I promise to send you a care package.

Just tell me what your favorite cookies are, if you need shaving implements or toilet paper, cigarettes, Cd's, whatever.

I'll send them to you.

Promise.

p.s. I keep my promises.
pie | 10.16.04 - 8:11 pm | #

My kids are too young, thankfully, but my students are terrified. Rumors abound that women will go, too, and that there will be no student deferrments.
NYMary | 10.16.04 - 8:11 pm | #

Stone cold voter-beautiful!
Tow | 10.16.04 - 8:11 pm | #

JOHN KERRY IS GOING TO TAX SICK AND NEEDY AMERICANS WITH BIG GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE.yadayadyayadyaydayadyaWILL GIVE YOU VERTIGO.

Geezis, another maroonic trool...

listen trool...the bloggosphere is on duty now. Present and accounted for. For a while at least, we got your whole act wired, sonshine...better go milk the chickens...enjoy it while you can...three more weeks...
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 8:11 pm | #

Stone cold voter-beautiful!
Tow | 10.16.04 - 8:11 pm | #

Hey, Calgary's cool. good beer, but the pubs close at 11, so the nights are early...good skiing, i hear, too
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 8:13 pm | #

The Draft: think of it as a JOBS program...
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 8:15 pm | #

Mary, Mary quite contrary.
This will not help you get laid.

You're going to Hell
With Dick and Zell

And Halliburton, all expenses paid
Ilya Kuryakin | 10.16.04 - 8:15 pm | #

there have been a lot of hit-and-run trolls today, no?
NYMary | 10.16.04 - 8:16 pm | #

What Orwellian name will the Republicans give to their draft?

"The Freedom Corps"

"No 20 Year Old Left Alive"
SWR | 10.16.04 - 8:16 pm | #

Anybody out there from Canada? What is the attitude about our young people fleeing to your country?
noname mom | 10.16.04 - 8:16 pm | #

And the only reason I'm singing you this song
now is cause you may know somebody in a
similar situation, or you may be in a similar
situation, and if your in a situation like
that there's only one thing you can do and
that's walk into the shrink wherever you are
,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.".
And walk out. You know, if one person, just
one person does it they may think he's really
sick and they won't take him. And if two
people, two people do it, in harmony, they
may think they're both faggots and they won't
take either of them. And three people do it,
three, can you imagine, three people walking
in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out. They may think it's an
organization. And can you, can you imagine
fifty people a day,I said fifty people a day
walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant
and walking out. And friends they may thinks
it's a movement.
Clevinger | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:17 pm | #

NEWS BULLETIN:

1100

Yes, I repeat:

1100
charlie don't surf | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:17 pm | #

Spinoza, got three children--19, 24, 26. I've told them at least 3 or 4 times in the last two months that they are gay. Not a problem with me.
beck | 10.16.04 - 8:17 pm | #

another stone cold oregon voter applies the pencil...

Moi aussie! Just finished my ballot, feeling an inner joy at voting that bastard out. Topped off my buzz nicely! Had a hell of a time choosing the music to vote by. Settled on Steppenwolf, Snow Blind Friend and Monster, The Royal Scam, and finished of with the Fixin' to die rag! Hard to hold your nose and vote, Wyden was a tough one for me. Love Oregon's voting by mail system!
Serf in USA | 10.16.04 - 8:18 pm | #

And, yet, today while I was working the Kerry booth at our local community fair, I saw young people w/ Bush stickers. I don't get how any young person can be supporting Bush.
Hecate | 10.16.04 - 8:18 pm | #

What Orwellian name will the Republicans give to their draft?

Spinoza

Knowing the way these ghouls work, it would be something like "Expanded Alternate Government Labor Environment" - EAGLE, for short. Or maybe they could call it the "Compassionate Service Act."
-
Fielding Mellish | 10.16.04 - 8:19 pm | #

Clevinger,

Thanks for the Arlo Guthrie fix. I love that.
Hecate | 10.16.04 - 8:19 pm | #

1100

Yes, I repeat:

1100

Ah you see lemons, I see lemonade. That's 1100 more job openings. And name one coompany that will not only let you fight for freedom, but give you a really fancy punched-up burial ( I heard they are going to use caskets from now on made from metal retrieved from the WTC).
Spinoza | 10.16.04 - 8:20 pm | #

We're going to need to mobilize after the election. Kerry is going to win, but the thugs will still be there to tear him down.God save me for saying this, but we need to use the Republican media model and use it to our advantage. We need to form a cohesive structure to impart our message to the media. Norquist has a meeting every week to get out talking points. Why can't we? Maybe someone like Carville can have a phone conference every week to get out our talking points. I'm not just talking about the big boys. There needs to be a cohesive structure for the grass roots also. We have the internet. Let's use it to our full advantage. We are going to have to mount a counter-attack whatever the results of 11/02/04. How do we go about creating this organization.
Monica A | 10.16.04 - 8:22 pm | #

sneaky poll on msnbc....
bush way ahead.....
lets get on it!!!
maybe lack of flu vaccine will be
the last straw.....
lee | 10.16.04 - 8:23 pm | #

Oh ya!You cant break Hello scan any more.

Alas, the fix doesn't work for all of us, for some reason. Other people have gotten it to work in Firefox 1.0 Preview, but it will not work in mine. I spent most of last night working with a lovely anonymous gal on the Mozilla boards who spent hours trying to help me with it -- nothing worked, not even a piece of javascript she came up with. It isn't the browser, because she got it to work on her Firefox PR1.

I can kinda work around it by opening Eschaton in Firefox, and if a thread's broken, pulling up H'scan in IE, where I can implement the fix. It's awkward but at least it's readable.

But I would respectfully request that people not get in the habit of posting long URLs. I'm not gonna bitch about it anymore, though, 'cuz it's not a problem for most folks anymore -- thanks to Millionth Monkey and that brilliant fix. (Oh, apparently those of you, and me at work, stuck with Mac OS9 or earlier plus IE5 for Mac cannot use the fix, and Chris Tucker mentioned it didn't work in iCab.)

(BTW, you can also change the "dashed red" to "solid gray" in the code, and the border's considerably more stylish.)
Silleigh | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:23 pm | #

"Anybody know how to find local draft board members? It would an interesting sport to out them / ask their opinions."

Spinoza - "Out them"? Why not just ask me?

Most of those of us who have volunteered to become members of our local Selective Service Boards did so a year ago when the issue first arose and we realised that it was more realistic to be in the system than outside it.

You don't have to 'out ' anyone. Your local Selective Service board's phone number is in the book.
GWPDA | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:24 pm | #

Having bush as president is like having

Barry Manilow sing Steppenwolf
Lynne Cheney write War and Peace
Nixon play Beethoven
Connie Rice play Rosa Parks
Reagan and Agnew cast in Jules and Jim
Cheney be on Sesame Street
Rumsfeld stand in for Mr. Rogers
George Bush be president
Spinoza | 10.16.04 - 8:25 pm | #

I don't get how any young person can be supporting Bush.
Daily Kos voted for Bush the first. The young are suckers for the party in power. Usually age 18-21.
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 8:30 pm | #

Dang, Atrios! You have given us much to think about tonight. I'm home with a sick kid and reading all this risks exploding head syndrome, but much to digest here.
bigvic | 10.16.04 - 8:30 pm | #

Kerry team response to "Stolen Honor": queue this baby up and loop it for 90 minutes on every Sinclair station.

He said it, no?
Zappatero | 10.16.04 - 8:30 pm | #

Bush's Orwellian tag for his draft? "Freedom Fighters"
AnneW | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:32 pm | #

I think "Sweden DOES have an army" should be this week's "Don't forget Poland."
jeebs | 10.16.04 - 8:32 pm | #

Dumbest Newsweek Question:

Have you made up your mind about who to vote for in the presidential election, or not?

Answer Choices: Yes, No, Don't Know.

If you don't know whether you've made up your mind, then you haven't made up your mind!!!! And 4% of people polled chose "Don't Know"? Good fucking lord, our country is doomed to failure, with idiots like that showing up in magazines.
PoppieProng | 10.16.04 - 8:33 pm | #

HERE'S A VIDEO OF BUSH'S "HARD WORK" IN THE DEBATES:
http://www.simsadler.com/
Zaine Ridling | Homepage | 10.16.04 - 8:33 pm | #

The Mutha of all flip-flops, and it happened within seconds: "I made it very plain. We will not have an all-volunteer army." The crowd fell silent. "WE WILL have an all-volunteer army," Bush said. The crowd was then heard to mutter in unison, "WTF?"
Keanu Reeves [no, really] | 10.16.04 - 8:35 pm | #

The young are suckers for the party in power. Usually age 18-21.

No accident that it was the GOPukes (Nixon) who passed the law...
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 8:36 pm | #

Does anyone know a place on the internet where I can bet on Baseball?
Anonymous | 10.16.04 - 8:37 pm | #

Sure fire way to avoid the draft: Be Gay! And if they don't ask, which they cannot, you must do tell! And if you happen to be a happily married heterosexual, well...let 'em know you're bi!
PoppieProng | 10.16.04 - 8:39 pm | #

Bush is such an idiot. We know this isn't what he was trying to say but the idiot just can't talk without saying something stupid.

Sorry to all the religiou folks on the board, but being a christian and a moron is the purest definition of the term 'double negative'.

MYOB'
.
MYOB | 10.16.04 - 8:39 pm | #

Gosh, this latest Bushism. Somewhere, Sigmund Freud is smiling.
Need some wood? | 10.16.04 - 8:39 pm | #

noname mom --

I'm a Canadian living in the States. I think most Canadians would welcome Americans crossing over to avoid a draft. We'd probably think of it as a reversal of the brain drain that Canada has been wringing its hands over for many, many years.
DNS | 10.16.04 - 8:39 pm | #

The crowd fell silent.
How much you wanna bet, Shrubbie McChumpy was expecting applause, and when there was silence, he stood there blinking, thinking what the fuck just happened? If they had clapped or cheered, he probably would not have even noticed something was wrong.
PoppieProng | 10.16.04 - 8:41 pm | #

The Bush campaign will drop the issue fast if the issue is framed in terms of Mary and Coors.

Has anyone asked Mister Pete Coors, running for Senate in Colorado, what he thinks of professional lesbian Mary Cheney and his position on amending the constitution to not allow Mary Cheney to marry her partner, Heather Po?
monica_nyc | 10.16.04 - 8:41 pm | #

Does anyone know a place on the internet where I can bet on Baseball?

That's just inviting bad ju-ju, mister.

On the Internets, there's no betting on or crying in baseball.
monica_nyc | 10.16.04 - 8:43 pm | #

Monica_ny:
No, but Tim Russert asked Coors about sponsoring the Nude Gay Leather Olympics min Montreal with free beer...and Coors blanched, his ski-tan fading completely...
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 8:44 pm | #

Ill support a draft dodger in my home for the duration of the war and until amnesty is granted.Am I the Frist one to say this?
notch | 10.16.04 - 8:45 pm | #

Why should we realistically be concerned about a draft if Bush is re-elected?

Because if he wins THIS time, he and his right-wing machine will, without a doubt, declare that victory as a total vindication of his foreign policy, and a unquestionable mandate to do the same. Our media, as ever, cowed by his victory, will trumpet this as the correct interpretation. How can they oppose in any way the voice of the people.

And what is Bush's foreign policy? To attack convenient targets throughout the world in pursuit of "democracy", or against any whiff of a threat, real or imagined. Is it even conceivable that in the next four years, no such opportunity will raise its head?

And when this invasion takes place, Bush will suddenly find out -- what a surprise -- that he needs even more troops to "keep us safe." And then he'll explain to the American people that, well, he needs a draft a few kids to do their patriotic duty, despite his promise.

The point here is that Bush will NOT need an ACTUAL terrorist episode, or an AUTHENTIC threat, to occur to engage in another war. He will feel fully entitled to do so in virtue of his election itself.
frankly0 | 10.16.04 - 8:45 pm | #

Bush Boy's fuckin' up the country, babe where we gonna go

Bush Boy's fuckin' up the country, babe where we gonna go

We're going to some place where we've never been before

We're going, we're going to Iraq in real quick time

We're going, we're going to Iraq in real quick time

Bush will jump in the water, stay drunk all the time

We're gonna leave this city, got to get away

Cause Bush n' Cheenee will draft us
sure as you can say.

All this fussing and fighting, man, you know I sure can't stay

Now baby, pack your leaving trunk, you know we've got to leave today

Just exactly where we're going I cannot say, but We might even leave
the USA

'Cause there's a brand new game that I sure as fuck ain't gonna play

No use of you running, or screaming and crying

'Cause you've got a home as long as I've got mine
Billy B | 10.16.04 - 8:46 pm | #

Noname mom, You cannot dodge the draft in Canada this time. Our government,in its infinite wisdom (more then likely in a vain attempt to get Paul Celluci to shut the fuck up for thiry seconds) decided to sign a treaty that allows the RCMP to arrest and deport draft dodgers.
Passerby | 10.16.04 - 8:48 pm | #

Tim Russert asked Coors about sponsoring the Nude Gay Leather Olympics min Montreal with free beer...and Coors blanched, his ski-tan fading completely

Dang. I woulda liked to have seen that.
monica_nyc | 10.16.04 - 8:50 pm | #

I've been registering the few remaining Youngsters I can find to vote and hand delivering their forms to the Dem Party HQ. The draft question is the main reason they sign up.

Not a one of them believes AWOL when he claims he won't reinstate the draft.

I am SO gonna volunteer for the local draft board.
bigvic | 10.16.04 - 8:52 pm | #

cory,

... as a possible explanation of the square box between Bush's shoulderblades.

Quite seriously, I think that when the dust settles on this presidency, we'll find out that the bulge was just a security blanket that GW Bush clung to from infancy. Nothing to see here, move on ...
Jassalasca Jape | 10.16.04 - 8:52 pm | #

The thing that the Sinclair story dispels, forever and always, is that part of the myth of the "liberal media" that claims management and ownership have no interest in, say about, or concern for the content they purvey as "news."
Konopelli | 10.16.04 - 8:52 pm | #

I'd rather have a beer with Kerry than a draft with bush.
smalfish

Damn, you're sharp! That ought to be spread as wide as Jenna's legs.

As for me, I'd rather hug a tree than a Bush!
Philalethes | 10.16.04 - 8:53 pm | #

That ought to be spread as wide as Jenna's legs.

Did some one say sumpin' about eating at the Y?
Billy B | 10.16.04 - 8:58 pm | #

we'll find out that the bulge was just a security blanket that GW Bush clung to from infancy.

That, or a tail.
monica_nyc | 10.16.04 - 8:59 pm | #

TV SPOT THEY'LL NEVER DO:

[clip] "I made it very plain. We will not have an all-volunteer army."

[VIDEO: Grainy zoom-in on W's face after making that comment. Pause between that line and the next sentence, time-stretched slightly, giving viewer ample opportunity to study frozen "I'm THINKING!" look]

[AUDIO: Slight cavernous reverb on the line, which has time to trail after line finishes and audio under reverb is taken DOWN, so that long, silent "reaction" is emphasized]

[clip:] "WE WILL have an all-volunteer army,"

[VIDEO: Same sequence; zoom-in, etc.]

[AUDIO: Same FX; emphasis on stone silent reaction]

[clip:] "Let me restate that. We will not have a draft."

[VIDEO: Freezes]

[AUDIO: VO kicks-in immediately]

[VO:] "Are you ABSOLUTELY... one hundred percent... SURE