I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Kerry in da White Hizzouse bitchezzz!
FRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!
Via Kos, Freep Yahoo!
Ooh, orange. It's so seasonal!
Yeah, letting bin Laden get away was sort of a bummer.
Fear is weakness.
Fight or fuck off.
(sigh)
You know, I'm really trying not to be completely cynical, but this administration makes it so difficult.
--Rick Taylor
Best sign yet that Kerry is winning
Kerry in da White Hizzouse bitchezzz!
FRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!
Jefe
Jefe, walk toward the light. The light, Jefe.
No Jefe, don't walk toward the light. It's a trick.
Of course Faux has this first - Ailes is probably the one who called it.
Yep, sure glad ole six shooter Bush swaggered over there to Afghanistan and smoked Osama outta that hole like he said he was going to so he couldn't fuck with us anymore.
If Bush had an ounce of self-respect and humility, he'd leave office now.
Orange, jes like a halloween pumpkin!
Glad to see they're in the holiday spirit.
All kidding aside, this was pretty much to be expected. Unfortunately for them, they've cried wolf way too many times for most people to take it seriously.
Why not fuchsia? Fuchsia is a prettier color. Orange is, well, you know, kind of boring.
Gee, I so surprised. Crying wolf once again... :-p
These guys are so predictable - and shameless.
Bin Laden tape is released on Friday, we go "orange" on Sat. Nice to knwo that Osama is setting the agenda for the Bush admin.
It should have read "I'm so surprised."
BTW, speaking of Freeping Yahoo... turns out that, along with rating news stories, you can also rate ads. Looks like the brownshirts are plastering Yahoo with "Vote Fascism" ads today - click the "Ad Feedback" link just below the ad box and let Yahoo know what you think!
Fox Website leads with 8 Marines killed, no mention of orange alert
How about Salmon?
A rather fishy, paler shade of orange.
knwo = know
I so surprised.
Wolf-man, you so crazy!
What took them so long?
Code Orange, is it? Bring it on.
How about Salmon?
A rather fishy, paler shade of orange.
pinky
How about shit brown?
I'm not seeing the orange alert anywhere on the tube.
Salmon, fuchsia, much better colors. Queer eye for the straight guy should be consulted on our color schemes. Straight guys should never be allowed to pick colors except for their trucks.
Sure would be nice if we had a president who didn't let Bin Laden get away.
But he fucked up in a brave, resolute way. Kerry would've just jumped to conclusions and flip-flopped and spoken French.
Apropos of nothing, I was teaching in Manhattan this week (E38th St, staying in Times Square). Now I'm headed to Brooklyn for another class during the election. There's nothing for OBL to attack there, right?
where is the story? i see nothing on orange alert on the fox website.
They go to orange as Bush fades to black. Thanks for the festive fall coloring!
"Wolf-man, you so crazy!"
That's another story, but too bad I can't edit my typos.....
I wonder if the rest of the planet is going to start issuing alerts about the state of US politics? That would be reality based.
Was on the crawl. may happen.
So do we go to RED on Sunday afternoon or Monday? I'm guessing Sunday afternoon. They interrupt NFL games to announce the panic aler level ...errr.. terror warning level has gone to red for the first time.
Why not fuchsia? Fuchsia is a prettier color. Orange is, well, you know, kind of boring.
Anonymous
This season's "orange alert" is a more rusty, "fall leaf" hue that goes with just about anything. It's perfect for "day-to-evening" so you can be completely and utterly terrified at all times, whether you're at a holiday party, at work, or lunching with the girls.
NTodd,
Nah, just a bridge ...
Someone read this story by Newsweek on MSNBC and tell me if they are saying their poll is based on ONLY 153 respondants? It's way down in the story. And it's a glowing report for Bush.
http://tinyurl.com/5p8w4
They are saying Bush has a 50-44 lead in likely voters, with a margin of error of 4 percent, or 9 points spread. So they are still a dead heat.
Still, this story seems so totally misleading.
OT: Just saw an add on Fox News for "FahrenHype 9/11" -- on sale at Overstock.com.
Already in the remainder bins!
Looks like Tipsy and his crew are getting pretty fucking punch-drunk:
President Bush's favorite yarn about Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi is gone, along with the joke about unwashed rental cars.
In Bush's fast-changing campaign speeches, old chestnuts are rapidly falling to the ground to make way for new zingers. Departing from long-standing practice, his team is tweaking the stump speech each day -- sometimes, like Friday, several times in one day.
What used to be a repetitive address is now a fast-moving vehicle for driving news coverage and rebutting charges from Democratic Sen. John Kerry.
In the frantic closing days of the campaign, Bush gives speeches four times a day, in four different cities. The day before the election, he will give seven addresses. Each is a potential weapon to reach thousands, even millions of people.
``Six months ago, both campaigns recognized rapid response had reached a new level,'' said Nicolle Devenish, the Bush-Cheney campaign's communications director. She spoke after a day in which the president's team had tinkered with his standard speech twice in response to remarks by Kerry, a four-term Massachusetts senator. ``It's an evolution of the speed of the news cycle.''
Dramatic changes began midweek, when Bush broke his nearly three-day silence on reports that nearly 400 tons of explosives were missing in Iraq...
Esp. liked this part:
Bush, meanwhile, made a new overture to Democrats as he traveled with Sen. Zell Miller, D-Ga. ``I'm a proud Republican, but I believe my policies appeal to many Democrats,'' he said.
The president's rallies are invitation-only, and dissenters are barred, so few if any Democrats were in his audience, but the news media on hand would carry his message beyond the rally site.
The always-compliant SCLM in action...
orange, smorange
NYC (my skittering ground) has been at orange since the bush dropped the ball on 9/11
does that mean red by 11/2?
my teeth are orange, too, by the way
Well, see we had to go to orange... now that the video has been broadcast, the terrorists have been able to see Osama's secret hand jive signals.
Maybe this is just a trial balloon to get the public's reaction?
How pathetic is it that we know about the video for several days... but don't elevate the threat level until the day after it is shown. Yep - that's proactive defense, you bet.
if undecideds can't figure out now who to vote for tell them to rent a John Wayne movie this weekend. Bush wants people to believe he's ol' Duke goin after bin Laden but three years later UbL reminds us that Bush could not even retire Gabby Hayes!
Already in the remainder bins!
Actually, that's where they started selling it.
Tells you everything you need to know, eh?
The OBL tape is not a call to terrorists to attack.
It is a call to the Republican operatives in the MSM to begin their "Commander-in-chief" push for Bush.
gokerry- Is it true that Gabby Hayes and Walter Brennan were lovers?
On the count of three, everyone PANIC!
One, two, three, go!
I said GO!
What are you all waiting for?
OT: Just saw an add on Fox News for "FahrenHype 9/11" -- on sale at Overstock.com.
Already in the remainder bins!
Actually, overstock.com is a really great place to buy new DVD/CDs/books. Prices are good, and shipping is really cheap. I almost always buy there instead of Amazon if I can (bonus: I get it much sooner than if I use Amazon's free shipping, which takes forever).
How about the the big blogs emphasizing the fact that this is just another cheap shot created by bush and his facists to scare , frighten,and change the story. tell people not to change their mind as a result or they will . many not too bright and fearful people out there! Kerry will be the great leader against terrorism after all, just like he will get us out of Iraq.
So whatever happened to that stunning refutation of the liberal lies over all that missing explosive? Howzabout the revelation regarding who Kerry didn't talk to on the Security Council that was gonna drive the final nail into his coffin?
Wha' hoppen to all that, anyway???
Oh wait - ORANGE ALERT!!!!!!!
I am sooooo confused. When did we stop being on orange alert and go back down to yellow? The armed guards are still standing in front of the Pru Building in Newark - it sure would be nice to be told if NJ didn't have to pay this extra million bucks per month for Orange Level Alert.
Orange?
THIS MEANS THERE MUST BE CHATTER!!!!!!
Wait a minute....
Is "orange" up, or down, from Black Watch Plaid?
And in December, do we go to Silver and Gold? Or do we get to stop this nonsense on November 3rd?
KH, Farenhype is being sold exclusively through Overstock.com -- they made some sort of distro deal.
Faux news, faux alert, faux president - Hey! We hit the trifecta!
Is it going to be in pumpkin-shaped lanterns? The orange, I mean.
Bush is scheduled to be in supposedly Bush-crazy Cincinnati on Sunday at the Bengals stadium and - oh, dear - they're backing down from their previous 50,000 attendance prediction; now they're saying 30,000 and they're blaming it on Halloween. I don't know if you can get a clearer picture of how well Bush is really doing in Ohio.
And speaking of pictures, oh my god check out the picture of Bush and Arnold on the page. WTF?
http://www.dhs.gov/ gives an error 404
http://www.whitehouse.gov/homeland/
says yellow.
I'm OBL, and I approve of this message.
I don't know why everybody believes the first terrorist on video was gay just because he had a lisp. Maybe he was a straight guy who had just ate a green persimmon. I mean, we don't make a big deal of straight bombers.
Dean would be so far ahead right now. next time we need a primary process that picks someone who reflects The Democrats.
OT: I'm watching the Presnit on MSNBC right now giving a speech in WI.
One question: How many fucking times has this dipshit given this same speech? I've heard it at least a dozen times and he still has to check his notes. I'll bet this moron had to write the answers on his hand in high school.
What a fuck-up!
From a practical point of view, this color coded alert scheme appears to be less than useless. I can imagine how tremendously shocking it would be if terrorists staged an attack just after we stepped down the color code. The point seems to have been missed that letting an enemy know what you know about their plans is not something you want to let out of the bag.
I'm not sure, but I'm willing to bet a fairly large percentage of the population agrees with this point of view.
I wonder if it would ever be politically feasible to dump the cocamammy color scheme?
And out come the trolls!!
Arnold and George are behaving like girlie men! (And I don't mean the economic type)
I was just at the DHS page for emergency planning for families because I want to do my duty as a proud and prepared American. But it made me so confused!! It said this:
"Pets should not be left behind, but understand that only service animals may be permitted in public shelters. Plan how you will care for your pets in an emergency."
I'm really worried about my pets! They say that I shouldn't leave them behind, but they also say that I can't bring them! Help! I don't know what to do!!
stan | Email | Homepage | 10.30.04 - 1:04 pm | #
Stan -
Thank you for your comment. I know all of us Deaniacs have had to swallow our pride and go with Kerry - there is no other option.
But I'm in total agreement with your sentiments.
Now, let's GOTV for Kerry.
I do believe that is the first time I have ever tried to spell coc... cocka... qaqaamamie.... wonder if I was anywhere near close.
Ugh. Nagourney's doing his "fair and balanced" routine again. www.nytimes.com .
I have my plastic sheeting and duct tape, but the little terra box still says "Bert". What gives Trios? Are we going to "Ernie" or not?
Dean would be so far ahead right now. next time we need a primary process that picks someone who reflects The Democrats.
stan
Actually it's just the opposite.
The reason that this Bin Laden tape is not going to fatally damage Kerry is the fact that he's positioned himself to the right on the "war on terror" and slammed Bush on Tora Bora repeatedly.
Had Dean been running a campaign to the left, it might have. I actually preferred Dean to Kerry during the primaries but since Kerry wiped the floor with Bush in the debates, I've come to the conclusion that Kerry was the better choice.
kissfan - i hear ya, the funny thing is the media keeps quoting the identical sound bites from different speeches. my favorite is "the worst kind of monday-morning quarterbacking," which Chimpy has used on at least three occasions.
If nothing else, the last 24 hours make me hate OBL more.
It's "cockamamie".
I didn't think that they'd have the nerve to punch up another nation-wide orange alert before the election. As usual, I underestimated the mendacity of the Bush administration.
I live in the DC area and travel on one of the most vulnerable links of our transportation system, commuter trains. I think we've been under the orange alert status since early August and you know what America, you get used to it. Your life doesn't end. You don't hide in your house. You still go to work. You still hit the grocery store. You still have martinis on Friday night.
Don't let these jackasses in the Bush administration drive the story. The OBL tape showing him alive and well, the new alert, the screw-up at Al Qaqaa, all point to the manifest failures of Bush.
They've got nothing and they're desperate.
@here kitty -
It takes a big and sexually confident man to kiss another big and sexually confident man on the lips in front of a crowd that size.
Krugman's on CNN right now.
stan-you're wrong. HAND.
Gabby Hayes and Walter Brennen -yowzer! don't even want to contemplate that image. but dig this- is there any relation to ubl's video and crash of '29 anniversary?Yes!!!! major depression heading for Bushville!!!!
from the enquirer photo, it would appear that arnold really is some sort of cyborg and that he's re-absorbing his wayward mote, GWB. So, the ubermenschen were behind this after all, and the pres is actually just useless smegma, spun-off of the master host to mouth platitudes and look puzzled.
How about Salmon?
A rather fishy, paler shade of orange.
With some girly pink to it, no less. I'll vote for it.
BTW, speaking of Freeping Yahoo... turns out that, along with rating news stories, you can also rate ads. Looks like the brownshirts are plastering Yahoo with "Vote Fascism" ads today - click the "Ad Feedback" link just below the ad box and let Yahoo know what you think!
Must remember that before I zap 'em out with Firefox's AdBlock. Too bad THAT doesn't send feedback.
The Overstock.com thing is weird. I've seen that commercial. You can actually buy the Fahrenhype tripe at Amazon, so I don't know why they're doing the "exclusively at Overstock" thing unless Overstock helped them pay for the ad. I've bought stuff from Overstock before, but don't want to now.
Just so everyone knows - this is only theoretical at this point. Faux ran it on their crawl. No guarantees that we'll actually go up to orange. We're still at yellow - and OBL is still loose, and we're going to win this thing on Tuesday.
That said, they never sent my absentee ballot from PA, despite numerous requests. Bastards. And the only state that I could get to to vote is WA, which ain't going to help all that much...
How pathetic is it that we know about the video for several days... but don't elevate the threat level until the day after it is shown. Yep - that's proactive defense, you bet.
wait! are you insinuating that this administration is perhaps politicizing the OBL speech? is that what you're doing, you traitorous scum?
why do you hate america so much? why are you giving aid and comfort to the enemy?
That bomb shelter we wanted you to build in the '50s sure would come in handy now, wouldn't it?
Goddamn commies, err, terrorists.
Harrumph.
Dean would be so far ahead right now. next time we need a primary process that picks someone who reflects The Democrats.
"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.'"
"The Democrats"?
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." Will Rogers
And, reflecting on the state of things today (always room for one more):
"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."--Will Rogers
This is the home of the brave
Land of the free
You have nothing to fear but
fear itself
Go Out And Vote For Kerry!
As far as Fahrenhype, you can buy it "new and used" at amazon.com -- in other words, it's being resold by others.
And that's all to say about that -- except, yeah I don't want to use overstock.com ever again.
I got an email warning of a last-minute smear against John Kerry: that "recently discovered documents" prove" there was a link between Vietnam Veterans Against the War and the North Vietnamese government. Jerome Corsi is one of the people behind this one. Conceptual Guerrilla has the details:
http://www.conceptualguerilla.com/
Greyfriar:
I just got a mental image of FDR beating Bush to a pulp with one of his crutches in an effort to knock some sense into the boy.
That FDR. Body devastated by polio, and he knew more about courage than the almost-upright simian in chief.
They could issue a "Plaid" alert I still would vote for Kerry.......
The lunaticas are about to loose the asylum
``At one time in this campaign, he actually said the heart and soul of America can be found in Hollywood,'' Bush said in Toledo, Ohio, drawing boos from his supporters.
He quietly dropped that line at his next speech, when he stood next to actor and California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. It came back Saturday morning.
Sounds like someone who'll say anything and do anything to get elected.
As for Overstock.com, fuck 'em. They're part of the right-wing message machine, and that stupid TV front-woman can ram that pile of unsold DVDs right up her chuff.
Arnold and George are behaving like girlie men!
Actually, Arnie is saying to George, "No tongues!"
We always knew that Bush had the sissy brickshitter vote all sewn up anyway.
Hate the media?
TURN IT OFF!
Turn off your TV NOW!.
Look how effective the Sinclair boycott was.
These newsreaders have no integrity,,they are instructed to push happy news and scandal-all diversions from reality.
I don't see how the OBL tape could be construed as a Bush advantage...The mere fact that he still lives and breathes says that GWB failed at his mission.
Besides OBL is stating the obvious...leave us alone, get off our land and we will leave you alone.
Both candidates are throwing red meat to the American public...we will hunt 'em all down!
To really do that would be catastrophic for all parties....We need to ratchet down the violence because when 2 civilizations clash, we will all suffer.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
I got an email warning of a last-minute smear against John Kerry: that "recently discovered documents" prove" there was a link between Vietnam Veterans Against the War and the North Vietnamese government.
Breaking news: John Kerry organized the My Lai massacre! And eats babies!
Stories like that are dead before they even hit the water.
I swear, George is deep closet. Back there with the mothballs. And they're trying to make a deal with the dust bunnies to take him off their hands.
Orange alert... hmmm.. does that mean I should raise my level of vigilance, or buy another roll of duct tape?
If you happen upon an undecided voter, remind him/her that JFK has promised to abolish this absurd color-coded scare system. That by itself gets him my vote.
Still Bert.
Memo to Pretzeldent:
Re: New Stump Zinger
To avoid another Manhattan...free people do not squander their security... those who hate freedom do not possess proud souls...When you squander our security, we squander yours.
Sounds familiar, but, I think it works!
Tom Ridge is being rolled out at 3pm. He must be looking forward to returning to private employ, after how many years as Terra!Stooge.
No Code Orange, since that would be taking the piss.
Hey-
Debate between Ann Coulter and Peter Beinart comin' up next on CSpan. As in right now.
Demonstrably dumber than Jessica Simpson
Debate between Ann Coulter and Peter Beinart comin' up next on CSpan. As in right now.
Central Scrutinizer | Email | Homepage | 10.30.04 - 1:37 pm | #
thanx. This is what TV is good for!
I still think this is a trial balloon. They don't want to blow it just before the election so they want to see how people will react before raising the alert level. And, of course, Fox are political operatives for their campaign and thus, wouldn't ask any questions about a possible alert.
this farkin' administration pulls the most blatantly obvious shit and STILL 50% of the population believes it.
I want to take FDR's crutch and bash THEM over their collective head with it.
"Turn off your TV NOW!."
When you pry the remote from my cold dead fingers...
WAAAAAAAAH -- I want to watch the eminem video but have dialup and everytime I try to load from gnn my computer disconnects before it's even half-way done.
Any ideas where I can actuall see the thing? I am old and techno-ungifted. Need help.
WAAAAAAAAH -- I want to watch the eminem video but have dialup and everytime I try to load from gnn my computer disconnects before it's even half-way done.
Any ideas where I can actually see the thing? I am old and techno-ungifted. Need help.
George W. Bush is full of Al-Qaqaa
despite 2-invasions....11-hundred US lives... 200-billion spent....the mastermind of the 9-11 attacks is alive and well...
Are we safer today ?
George W. Bush has showed America that he is...
INCOMPETENT
UNTRUSTWORTHY
NOT CREDIBLE
and will be FIRED on Nov 2 !!!
Welcome President Kerry !
This is the home of the brave
Land of the free
Who must be afraid. Be very afraid.-BC'04.
You have nothing to fear but
fear itself
And oranges. Be very afraid of oranges.
Query: Since we here in NYC have been at "code valencia orange" since 9/11, does this mean we get bumped up to "code blood orange?"
Debate between Ann Coulter and Peter Beinart comin' up next on CSpan. As in right now.
Central Scrutinizer | Email | Homepage | 10.30.04 - 1:37 pm | #
tsk,tsk,tsk.
My god, that fucking matchstick of malice needs to be put up against... oh, I don't know. A speeding truck?
I'm going to take some screencaps, just because I'm amazed at the way spite and ignorance has eaten away her body.
Expect a w operative to blow something up?
Oops. Sorry about double post. Not sure why that happened . . .
Other cs,
do you have cable? and if so, do you get mtv2? because they've been playing it nonstop (at least on the TV at my gym). that was mtv's way of circumventing the Viacom All-Seeing Eye.
Osama is alive and well, probably because he's not operating in Iraq. And never has.
kissfan - i hear ya, the funny thing is the media keeps quoting the identical sound bites from different speeches. my favorite is "the worst kind of monday-morning quarterbacking," which Chimpy has used on at least three occasions.
The worst (best?) part is that the Chimp doesn't realize what the implications of what he's saying are (and this is new?). Monday-morning quarterbacks only get a shot when the team has lost.
need president who is resolute... strong... understands the threat... stays the course... stays... course... must... keep... smiling... must... maintain... clear... diction... firm .... decisive...
ah, fuck it, I need a drink!
"Turn off your TV NOW!."
Tsk, tsk tsk.
This is what I was responding to. Sorry Central Scrutinizer. A screw-up!!
Osama Bin Laden does set the agenda for the Bush Administration. He didn't want to be caught, so Bush didn't go after him. Bush aims to please!
Any jerk in this country who votes for Bush now, deserves to burn in Hell. Because Bush didn't go after OBL, we now have a fresh tape showing that he isn't trapped in the back of a cave, fearing for his own life. He is strong and proud, in his flashy new gold robes, ready to continue his mission.
I'm amazed at the way spite and ignorance has eaten away her body.
if I may paraphrase Glenn, Hi's boss in "Raising Arizona," Coulter was born with her heart on the outside.
i have never paid attention to the color code thing since it was pointed out early on the cry wolf routine. i do however notice the backup of trucks trying to get over Detroit/Canada bridge whenever there is a hint of anything. last nite on trip into town at 5PM nothing. trip home at 7ish there was 2 miles of neverending trucks waiting in right lane.
Osama is alive and well, probably because he's not operating in Iraq. And never has.
Shhhh! Quit pointing out the obvious!
You'll disrupt the "this-tape-helps-Bush" meme. Wouldn't want to do that.
Might confuse the pundits. Leave 'em gaping open mouthed like beached fish, on camera.
Which, come to think of it, might be worthwhile.....
No, I don't have cable but know someone who does. Not sure she has MTV2, though. She's 84 years old so music videos aren't high on her viewing list. Guess I should go check it out . . .
Fox's terra alert isn't on it's news page (yet). But (as I posted on a different thread) the Chimperor used the entire radio address to the nation to make snide remarks about Kerry. Our last defence against terra didn't mention OBL or staying vaguely alert even once.
artnoize,
No prob. Wow, Coulter really is a stick, isn't she? Scary thin.
Hate the media?
TURN IT OFF!
Turn off your TV NOW!
Did that 10 years ago. Won't go back.
Heck, having to be at a certain place at a certain time just to watch a bunch of people do stupid things is too much like something called work. At least work PAYS me to watch a bunch of people do stupid things.
Coulter to the audience at Amherst, after saying that Roe vs. Wade will be overturned:
"Although you are replicating 'Real Time With Bill Maher' with all your sneering and applauding, you are also allowing less time for question and answer afterwards."
What a skankass for liberty.
I hope everyone realizes that in the past, every time the terror-color has been changed upward, that the threat was very soon proved to be false and politically motivated. There have been NO exceptions to this.
This is just so blatantly politically motivated so close to the election and is stunning in it's unholy, evil abuse of the sacred (overused word, but not in this instance) public trust. This administration is monstrous. We all knew they would try to pull this.
@&#*!( $&%@!*$
I'm also not seeing it on Fox website, nor at NYTimes or MSNBC.msn.com (just to randomly pick a couple of SCLM outlets).
Here's something weird, though: the public home page over at the Department of Homeland Security is non-responsive (I keep timing out).
Anyway, over at our friends ready.gov, they're still showing Yellow.
Foxnews.com says that the feds aren't raising the terror alert status...
SECOND CASE OF RESTRICTED WEAPONS FALLING INTO TERRORIST HANDS!!!
Looters Said to Overrun Iraq Weapons Site
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: October 30, 2004
Filed at 1:08 p.m. ET
Looters unleashed last year by the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq overran a sprawling desert complex where a bunker sealed by U.N. monitors held old chemical weapons, American arms inspectors report.
Charles Duelfer's arms teams say all U.N.-sealed structures at the Muthanna site were broken into. If the so-called Bunker 2 was breached and looted, it would be the second recent case of restricted weapons at risk of falling into militants' hands.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/...mical-
Site.html
Coulter was born? I disagree with that premise. I was thinking something more like spores.
Not sure if this old:
tucker carlson predicts Kerry Win!!!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...stalBall04.html
not sure if it's of any significance either 
(especially that he won last year's WaPo contest)
!!!!!!!JFK!!!!!!
Like Bill Maher once said to her, she just makes shit up.
What a nutjob.
Explain to me again why Mann Coulter is considered a "pundit"? She couldn't argue her way out of a plastic bag (which, BTW, should have been tightly tied around her neck to prevent any air from seeping in).
Ann Coulter really needs to up her caloric intake. Maybe she needs to blow Bill Maher more than the usual twice a day.
Foxnews.com says no change in threat level....
??
Foxnews.com says that the feds aren't raising the terror alert status...
solely, SOLELY, because they know the game is up on using terror alerts for political purposes. i remember clearly that the last time they did it, the main story was how they were suspect and suspicious.
and now they're looking at a bunch of talking heads on tv waiting to pounce on the issue again. and the net result is that it's gonna make bush look that much worse.
i'd say this is something they would have been able to get away with four years ago too, but i guess you can chalk this up to us, in a sense.
Maybe she needs to blow Bill Maher more than the usual twice a day.
Yeah, but her skin looks real good.
Excuse me, but I need to your help
to get my party into office!
There is still time as evidenced
by the impact of my video. Please
vote for me on November 2. Peace!
RMJ:
"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.'"
Not to dispute Whittier, but I have always felt that the saddest words were:
"posthumous pardon"
Just remember, Mickey Kaus is fucking that stick.
I know it's OT, but...
Great movie, THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BUSH, is screening around the country this weekend. Go see it in a black hoodie!
More info diaries on Kos here:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/20...10/29/183935/
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And - GOTV
orange was the color of her dress, then blue silk.
Just remember, Mickey Kaus is fucking that stick.
If he had a stick of his own, he might have poked his eyes out with it first, rather than digging one out of the woodpile.
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RE: Beinart vs. Coulter
Slanderella is a great entertainer.
She's reminds me of the carnival act where the actor taunts the audience to try to dunk them in the water tank.
Like Bill Maher said on last night's show...
As Indians say "Bush dances around the FACTS"
PS: loved his wolf hat 
need to change this atrios.
we aren't going to orange.
Kerry is now attacking Bush about the OBL tape in his stump speech. Front page article on Salon. This is obviously a necessary move. Keep the pressure on, Big John! Prosecutorial mode, please.
This from the front page of today's
NYTimes speaks volumes.
By ADAM NAGOURNEY 12:32 PM ET
Even Democrats described Osama bin
Laden's videotaped message to America as
somewhat welcome news for President
Bush after a difficult stretch for the White
House.
Even Democrats.
Still Bert.
Mickey Kaus is fucking that stick.
Mickey Kaus is gay?
Oh, and BTW:
To paraphrase the Columbia Journalism
Review, David Brooks has gone from
being a journalistic embarassment to
being a force for evil.
Read today's column if you doubt it.
Dear Mr. Pussy Nagourney:
Zell doesn't count. Got it?
"Coulter was born? I disagree with that premise. I was thinking something more like spores."
Has anyone noticed if she makes an incredibly loud shrieking noise if she spots a homosapiens?
These recent years have, indeed, been like living among pod-people. That and the movie "They Live!" are a little too damn close for comfort.
Even though he seems to have MPD, most of them evil and ugly. But that's another issue.
watching coulter speak to anything reminds the informed of what it must have been like in the nazi kangaroo courts around 1944 - everything is burning around them and they still believe they are on the right side of history
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Is it just me, or is the Department of Homeland Security web site down?
http://www.dhs.gov
Octo:
I always kinda thought of this new strain as the Borg with sampling from the Ferengi.
Yippee! Just back from voting. From my exit poll, John Kerry will carry Virginia, 4-0.
Hey Virginians: if you're working the polls Tuesday, go vote today.
This guy Beinart sucks. He is losing to Ann Coulter, and she is such an easy target. Affirmative action for African-Americans only? All he had to do was say "Native Americans have it easy?" and he would have won that spat.
No. Nagourney is gay. Mickey Kaus is a bipolar Metrosexual.
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Beinart was a way of leveling the competition for Coulter so she doesn't get too beaten down.
the questions from the audience will probably be the last straw in her winning points - she got raked on Bill Maher last night -- and luckily she's got about another six months before she's relegated to the land of michelle malkin -- people throwing out her book(s) so no one would know they actually bought one
Down by Wall Street - every now again you will see enough cops posted in the subway station to check every single subway car. This happens it seems randomly because there is not an uptick in the warning level. When the rest of the country goes to orange, we go to amber.
There are some bad people on the rise
there are some bad people on the rise
they're saving their own skins by
ruining people's lives
bad, bad people on the rise
Code Orange for pumpkins carved by Bush with Osama be gonna on them.
Attn here kitty
Cincinnati isn't all that Bush crazy...can't have ying without yang!!!
By the way, the Pretzeldent will speak Sunday at the Great American Ballpark the Reds new ball park owned by big Bush backer and evil banana (and other s. american products--wink,wink) importer Carl Lindner.
"Down by Wall Street - every now again you will see enough cops posted in the subway station to check every single subway car. This happens it seems randomly because there is not an uptick in the warning level."
We've started seeing SWAT guys on BART (train) here in the SF Bay Area, both on the trains and at stations, patrolling with their bullky body armor and big ass rifles. I don't know why but it is a bummer.
before she's relegated to the land of michelle malkin --
Syntallic-I like it. Malkin interned!
Is Coulter a fundie now. She seems to be bringing up the Christian thing a lot. I wonder, shouldn't she be married with a passle of kids, cooking dinner for hubbie, instead of screwing her brains out with assorted partners.
BTW on Maher's old show, they shared some repartee about her couch. I seem to remember a mention of multiple stains, ala Monica's blue dress.
Please god - let this bitch lose her pundit payments and have to go on Medicaid.
We've started seeing SWAT guys on BART (train) here in the SF Bay Area, both on the trains and at stations, patrolling with their bullky body armor and big ass rifles. I don't know why but it is a bummer.
I don't feel safer when I see guys in body armor and uniforms lugging big guns. And I think that's the intention.
Was it ok for Kerry to point out that Bin Laden son is a terrorist? I am sure Osama's parents are ashamed of him.
-Mary Cheney
Please god - let this bitch lose her pundit payments and have to go on Medicaid.
I'd rather someone Enron her. It would be poetic justice for her to have all her sweet little investments disappear into nothing.
Wow, just had a really bizarre experience. Was putting the first load of laundry in at the laundromat(lawd, for a washer/dryer in my building), and a woman sitting there noticed my Kerry/Edwards button.
"Who you voting for?" she asked. I realized then that she was, to put it delicately, intellectually challenged.
"John Kerry," I said.
"Why?" she was perplexed.
"Because I think he'll make a better President than Bush." I replied.
"Why?" she asked again.
"Because he'll put the country on a course that I think will be better for all of us, not just the rich and powerful."
"Why?"
I'm really glad that if she is voting, she doesn't live in a battleground state where Rethugs will challenge the votes of the mentally handicapped. This woman would be a prime target. It also bothered me that she was looking at the New York Post, whose headline today screams "Osama Promises Another 9-11!!!!"
She seems to be bringing up the Christian thing a lot.
Well, if that cross around her neck was any bigger, she could dry her unmentionables on it.
Yo, latest Zogby poll has Kerry 1 point up! This time last year, Zogby had Bush up by four points and Kerry went on to win the popular vote. So much for the "Osama Bounce" (which was a pretty ridiculous idea to begin with).
Coulter is still flogging the "Prague meeting" !!
Well, if that cross around her neck was any bigger, she could dry her unmentionables on it.
Hey watertiger, you referring to her frontal lobes?
It is hard work allowing OBGYN's and OBL's to practice thier love. It's hard. It is hard work.
Bebe,
She may be skinny, but she ain't no National Geographic centerfold!
Damn. I'm still laffin' my ass off.
>I'd rather someone Enron her. It would be poetic justice for her to have all her sweet little investments disappear into nothing.<
My fantasy involves walking by her at some homeless gathering just as she is experiencing a Sterno malfunction and as she starts to burst into flames I realize that I drank 2 six-packs of beer an hour before. It would be a kind of morality play.
watertiger,
My response to bush supporters that ask me why I'm voting for Kerry is pretty simple- I just say, "400 billion dollar deficit in 4 years when we had a 200 billion dollar surplus when bush came into office."
Shuts 'em up pretty fast.
Somewhat OT -- love this headline over at Yahoo:
Scientists Find Surface of Titan 'Very Alien'
Josh's latest post contains a little dig, and a little reality check.
Bobo Brooks is 'Former Senior Editor, Weekly Standard'. That is who he is.
He's not a NYT columnist, in spite of the fact that the paper prints his scribblings. To say so is to insult people like Paul Krugman.
Central,
I was serious when I said she was mentally handicapped. I don't think she'd understand a word of what you just said.
I tried to keep it to the simplest of terms, and even then, I found myself wanting to shake her.
The New York Times needs a serious personnel enema. They started out okay ditching Raines, now they just gotta keep flushing.
Orange Alert? Does that mean I should bring a sweater?
Ann Coulter is a fine, decent, brave American. As far as I'm concerned, she can deliver pizza to the Oval Office any time.
I'm tellin' ya, it's hard work bein' preznit. Butchya gotta do it.
I was serious when I said she was mentally handicapped.
My bad. I assumed that you were infering that she was a run-of-the-mill bushite.
My response to Bush supporters:
Well we seem to disagree on some specifics, but I think l we can all agree that Bush has been a terrible President.
You'd be surprised ny how many people say, "yeah he is pretty bad."
CS,
Bushites are retarded. This woman was mentally challenged. I think there's a difference.
I know we're prol'ly gonna get caught up in that p.c. argument again about terminology, but I think I'm being kind to the woman.
OK, gotta go get the stuff into the dryer. Gonna steel myself for another circular argument.
bin Laden says, "we didn't attack you because we envy your freedoms, if so ask Bush why we don't attach Sweden."
The whole thing about "They attacked us becasue they hate our freedoms."
That's just a slogan, nobody "really" believes that it's true. Right???
I'm really curious about this. Do people really believe this?
Well, if that cross around her neck was any bigger, she could dry her unmentionables on it.
egads - you're watching - I'm just listening and I still want to gag.
But I agree - hope she gets enroned and becomes a bag lady. I will break my rules and pass her right on by.
watertiger:
Checking out at Kroger's the other day wearing my KerryEdwards button...at first, the cashier was intently picking at a scab on her hand. As she finally looked up I noticed she needed a bath and, sadly, was a mouth-breather. Noticing my button, she said, "You like Kerry?" I said, "Yup" opting for short one syllable answers while inside thinking, "No, honey, I'm president of Masochists for Bush and I'm wearing the Kerry button for real pervy thrills, you dumb cow."
She says, "I like Bush."
Wanting with all my heart to say, "Eeew, gross, I hate it when you lesbians speak so crudely about lovemaking", I, instead, said, "That's freedom for 'ya."
She scanned by groceries and went back to scraping her scab.
Didn't see it, but a friend tells me
that Richard Belzer -- one of my
personal heroes -- ripped Ann Coutler
a new orifice on last night's Bill
Maher show.
It'll be rebroadcast tonite on HBO 2.
OT Car bomb explodes outside al Arabiya's Baghdad office, killing 7, wounding 16.
It appeared the first time a popular Arab language media was targeted in car bombings, favored by insurgents to wage attacks against US forces in Iraq and their cooperators. Based in Dubai and a sister news channel of Qatar-based Al-Jazeera, Al-Arabiya has broadcast purported videos and statements from militant groups, including former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden's al-Qaida terror network. It was previously temporarily banned by the Iraqi authority from covering news out of Iraq. However, the Saudi-funded channel was known by Iraqis to be more coop[e]rative with the interim government led by Iyad Allawi, especially after he visited Saudi Arabiya earlier this year.
.
I don't think I've ever hated a pundit as much as Ann Coulter. I even hate me when I watch her, screaming ugly epithets at the screen.
Ann Coulter. Bad for me. Bad for America.
i bet rove looks at the pic of chimpy and arnold and thinks menage a trois
My own personal favorite short answer to why I'm voting for Kerry is "it's the incompetency, stupid."
>i bet rove looks at the pic of chimpy and arnold and thinks menage a trois<
Don't forget that dreamy David Drier.
Just saw on Fox some name Rebecca looked at poll that said 12% or Bush supporters willing to change vote and for Kerry 6% of voters willing to "flip flop".
sean - another good response would have been to say "snip snip snip" while pantomiming a pair of scissors cutting off your nose, followed by, "you do realize that he and the Republican congress passed a law to keep workers from getting overtime, don't you? Have a nice day."
Nothing rhymes with orange.
someone asked me the other day if I was voting for Bush
my response 'oh of course not, I'm a Christian'
you should have seen their head revolve and their eyes bug out
We need Kerry to come out strong today against Bush.
Why is OBL still around?
Why is he in a position to terrorize?
Why is he now a pundit on the election?
I saw Clark's talking points last night on Maher and they were extremely reassuring....let's hope that this will be the consistent message until, unfortunately, the news cycle is dominated by the accounts of dead soldiers in Iraq.
Nothing rhymes with orange.
jus' sayin'-What about "door hinge"?
nobody's pet goat,
It's amazing to me how desensitized I've become to these raving loonies in the last year or so.
For instance, I didn't think I'd be able to watch any of the Republican convention, but ended up watching all of it and actually enjoying it.
Jennifer,
Working for Kerry outside Cincinnati's Paul Brown Stadium this past Monday night, I was stunned by the obvious poverty of many of the heavily drunk Bush supporters...tattered Sam's Club clothing and cheap shoes on folks who couldn't be making anywhere near $25-30k...I really was shocked! Of course, they all screamed filthy things but heading the list of taunts was, "Kerry's (or Edwards') a fag!" A-freakin-mazing!
I propose that we have much more to lose if we pursue the idiotic war on terrorists....
The truth is it's easier for the flea to bite the elephant than for the elephant to bite the flea.
What if we stopped supporting undemocratic regimes in in the middle east and insisted that Israel pull back to the green line, introduced serious energy conservation in this country....
Is that more likely to bring meaningful peace ?
Or continue down the same arrogant path of war because we can't deal with the fact that we are extremely vulnerable....to getting bit by "fleas."
What do we really want ?
Bushites are retarded. This woman was mentally challenged. I think there's a difference.
That's debatable.
Jerome Corsi is one of the people behind this one.
No one gives a shit about any more 30-year-old VietNam accusations. That dog will not hunt.
We watched the local San Francisco news cast last night and they said homeland security was keeping the terrorist level threat at yellow.
PS--also amazed, at the Monday night football game, at the guys passing out Bush stickers who looked totally gay! One had peroxide blond hair and makeup and another little dark-haired dude cruised me something fierce!
PPS--Arnie and Karl need to treat Ms. Dreier carefully or they'll get orange mantan on little Mr. Johnson.
In order to "get away" don't you actually HAVE to be pursued?
Just askin'
I just heard the "Top of the Hour" news report on the radio . ABC News reports that there is no increase in the Terra Alert Level.
More propoganda from the Bush News Network?
I don't think I've ever hated a pundit as much as Ann Coulter. I even hate me when I watch her, screaming ugly epithets at the screen.
I hear that. No sooner than she opened her yap last night and ripped Kerry with about three bald-faced lies in about 2 seconds, I was yelling at the tube. That got me banished from the room as always.
I wish I had your resolve Cent Scr.
Scrutinizer, in general, I agree. I realize how silly they are. But something about Coulter just makes me furious, that she's allowed on TV, or on this planet. When my cousin (a producer at CNN, natch) told me had a big crush on her last Thanksgiving, it was all I could do not to whack him with a turkey leg.
Nothing rhymes with orange.
jus' sayin'-What about "door hinge"?
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 10.30.04 - 2:52 pm | #
____
sorta
Just remember, Mickey Kaus is fucking that stick.
David Ehrenstein
he getting splinters on his equipment?
bin Laden says, "we didn't attack you because we envy your freedoms, if so ask Bush why we don't attach Sweden."
cuz aWol would say that would be attacking an unarmed country?
and other cs- try some of the file sharing services, it's pretty widespread
You know, I don't want to see Osama Bin Laden hunted down and killed - I want him caught and singing like a canary!
"Yes, I have been a Bush crony since his dad put me on the CIA payroll. He said, 'Osama, a Pearl Harbor would sure be a political help, nudge nudge wink wink.'
"He never caught me because he wasn't looking for me. In fact, we play golf every Saturday.
"Now watch this drive..."
"Nothing rhymes with orange.
jus' sayin'-What about "door hinge"?"
All right, I can't prove this theory, but I believe that words have to rhyme in a wider geographical area than just one ranch in Crawford, Texas to actually be considered a rhyme.
Re: the Halloween Bush rally in Cincinnati (emphasis added):
Debbie Anderson, a physician and mother of two in Anderson Township, calls herself a "W Mom." But she'll miss Bush rather than disappoint her second- and fourth-graders.
"It's killing me not to go," she said. "But I'm a mom first. I hope George Bush understands."
Yes, Debbie, I'm sure Dear Leader understands.
Pimp,
the same people who believe that Iraq was behind 9/11 believe that they hate us for our "freedoms" (and "internets").
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Well, if Osama's planning another 9-11 maybe they could lock the cockpit doors, or make sure to co-ordinate the watchlists, or -oh never mind. I know the only thing that would work is to kill every single person that might ever want to be a terrorist.
I hate flying alone. It gets all lonely. At least I can trust me not to do anything terrorist or nothin.
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Threats from reknown terrorist Jack O'Lantern have prompted us to raise the threat level to orange alert. O'Lantern, recognizable by his lopsided mouth and large orange cranium, is a master of disguise. He is known to commonly pose a Dutch-American equestrian or as the Vice President of the United States.
Well, if that cross around her neck was any bigger, she could dry her unmentionables on it.
She doesn't wear any. Take it from me....I heard it straight from Bill O'Reilly.
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Look at the following list of names and consider who they would most likely vote for if they were allowed to vote in our coming election,
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Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Franklin
Thomas Paine
Gandhi
Eleanor Roosevelt
Robert Kennedy
Nelson Mandela
Bishop Tutu
The Lorax
When you cast your vote will you be voting the same way as you think the above people will vote?
How closely aligned with these people will you be
Way too many W Moms in SW Ohio, skinny peroxide bitches in SUVs. I hate them.
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OK, so I guess I won't be buying from overstock.com anymore... Bleh.
And I just sent them an email telling them so...
As usual, the Repukes are dreaming.
This doesn't help their Monkey Boy at all.
What it does is remind people that 9/11 happened over three years ago, and OBL is STILL running around. It shows them that DUMBya can talk tough, but he's a p**sy when it comes to action.
It reminds them that we've lost over 1000 Americans in Iraq, a mess Bush lied us into.
For WHAT? OBL is STILL out there!
Nothing rhymes with orange.
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Poor wrench?
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OT, but speaking in sort of a meta-ish manner about bogus threats generally...
there's this new BBC documentary called The Power of Nightmares, and it's absolutely brilliant. To make an extremely long story short, it describes just how similar the worldviews of the neocons and the Islamo-fascists are.
The first two episodes are now available online; details here.
And there's a partial transcript of part 1 here.
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Nothing rhymes with orange.
jus' sayin'-What about "door hinge"?
In the part of the country I'm from (Northeast), you would need to use:
"car hinge."
In the Northeast, the American dialect still tends to reflect the English/British pronunciation in certain details. They (Brits) would still rhyme it with "car hinge" today.
Same thing with "Oregon":
We say "ARR-ah-gin."
When all else fails, the GOP starts with the "turra, turra, turra" BS.
Like the boy who cried wolf, no one is buying it anymore.
The OBL tape is hurting Monkey Boy and his apologists know it.
Way too many W Moms in SW Ohio, skinny peroxide bitches in SUVs. I hate them.
And I'm sure NONE of them have REAL jobs.
They're only going to vote for Bush because their husbands and daddies tell them to.
Something about Coulter just makes me furious, that she's allowed on TV, or on this planet. When my cousin (a producer at CNN, natch) told me had a big crush on her last Thanksgiving, it was all I could do not to whack him with a turkey leg.
Ewwww! What is he - a closet gay?
I've seen drag queens who look more like women than (M)ann Coulter does!
Personally, I would like to use Coulter as a mop.
Did anyone hear about Richard Belzer ripping Coulter a new one on the Bill Maher show last night?
She sat there and said that the mess in Iraq was a "huge success" and the audience laughed her right off the show.
Of course, she didn't have the stones to show up there in person...oh, no!
Working for Kerry outside Cincinnati's Paul Brown Stadium this past Monday night, I was stunned by the obvious poverty of many of the heavily drunk Bush supporters...tattered Sam's Club clothing and cheap shoes on folks who couldn't be making anywhere near $25-30k...I really was shocked! Of course, they all screamed filthy things but heading the list of taunts was, "Kerry's (or Edwards') a fag!"
I thought there were laws in this country against brothers and sisters breeding with each other.
Fag....yeah, right. Because they're both married to strong women - and not some Stepford Bitch on prozac?
Wow, just had a really bizarre experience. Was putting the first load of laundry in at the laundromat(lawd, for a washer/dryer in my building), and a woman sitting there noticed my Kerry/Edwards button.
"Who you voting for?" she asked. I realized then that she was, to put it delicately, intellectually challenged.
"John Kerry," I said.
"Why?" she was perplexed.
"Because I think he'll make a better President than Bush." I replied.
"Why?" she asked again.
"Because he'll put the country on a course that I think will be better for all of us, not just the rich and powerful."
"Why?"
Because stupid people get on my fucking nerves and, incidentally, you're on my last one right now!
I think they mean cavity searches.
But all of the Cinn. area should dress their kids up in Kerry masks and ship them off to the rally. I'd love to see Bush look out at a sea of Kerry faces. Plus, we'd get really great photos when the brownshirts started whomping on the poor, beautiful kiddies.
Do it for the children!
Oh, you'll love Code Orange.
All you girlie-men and boylie-women need to relax.
We in NYC have been at Code Orange since 9/11. We're used to seeing cops in riot gear and the only National Guard troops left that are not in Iraq, That guy you see over in the corner in the subway with fatigues and an M-16, who probably wasn't good enough to go get blown up in Iraq. Now, THAT'LL make you feel safe, boy!
They were going to drop the color code back down again, but there have been too many warnings that Rudy Giuliani was coming back through town over the years.
So they just left it at Orange.
Why you peddling that Tora Bora Nonsense?
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