HULK SMASH!!!

Revolution


Revolution


OK


OK


Knew I'd break Blogger if I tried.

Apologies if I deleted the thread everyone posted on. As I told Hecate, Blogger and I are hardly on speaking terms tonight.

And I'm going to bed, before Atrios comes home and finds the stains on the walls......


Knew I'd break Blogger if I tried.

Apologies if I deleted the thread everyone posted on. As I told Hecate, Blogger and I are hardly on speaking terms tonight.

And I'm going to bed, before Atrios comes home and finds the stains on the walls......


I am easily led - I am an American sheep.


I am easily led - I am an American sheep.


Gravatarif you say so, RMJ... (dubious)....

I've encountered a few too many of those ob-stackles and im-peddymints of late...in unexpected places, too


Gravatarif you say so, RMJ... (dubious)....

I've encountered a few too many of those ob-stackles and im-peddymints of late...in unexpected places, too


GravatarYeah just because we were mocking you, you had to go and delete our comments. Yeah I know how that works. Next thing we know there will be a National Guard officer telling us how you were an excellent poster and you fulfilled your blogging duties in full.


GravatarYeah just because we were mocking you, you had to go and delete our comments. Yeah I know how that works. Next thing we know there will be a National Guard officer telling us how you were an excellent poster and you fulfilled your blogging duties in full.


GravatarWhoa. Wha' happen?
There were multiples, now one?? Like the holy trinity?
Just in case this might make the cut, I want to weigh in and say,
DAMN, does Gore look hot on Bart's site!
We may be losing, but, we sure got the goods compared to the wingers. Ya gotcher Gore, ya gotcher Clinton, ya gotcher Dean, ya gothcher Bayh (sp?)
I mean. Seriously. Look at Cheney, Delay, Bush, Kristol, Hastert. Who else do they have? I'm SO trying to think of a hottee... searching, searching...
Hoo boy. we be looking mightee fine.





sucks that they got all the power


GravatarWhoa. Wha' happen?
There were multiples, now one?? Like the holy trinity?
Just in case this might make the cut, I want to weigh in and say,
DAMN, does Gore look hot on Bart's site!
We may be losing, but, we sure got the goods compared to the wingers. Ya gotcher Gore, ya gotcher Clinton, ya gotcher Dean, ya gothcher Bayh (sp?)
I mean. Seriously. Look at Cheney, Delay, Bush, Kristol, Hastert. Who else do they have? I'm SO trying to think of a hottee... searching, searching...
Hoo boy. we be looking mightee fine.





sucks that they got all the power


GravatarGAH! Earth-MisterX just ceased to exist!

As I was saying... when I feel stressed or worried, I just tune in some Elektronik Supersonik and everything seems OK...

Best. Music. Video. Ever.

(Apparently, RMJ, you have met the enemy and he is you...)


GravatarGAH! Earth-MisterX just ceased to exist!

As I was saying... when I feel stressed or worried, I just tune in some Elektronik Supersonik and everything seems OK...

Best. Music. Video. Ever.

(Apparently, RMJ, you have met the enemy and he is you...)


GravatarYeah just because we were mocking you, you had to go and delete our comments.

Doesn't take much to ruin a reputation, does it?

At least I deleted the records.....


GravatarYeah just because we were mocking you, you had to go and delete our comments.

Doesn't take much to ruin a reputation, does it?

At least I deleted the records.....


GravatarYeah just because we were mocking you, you had to go and delete our comments. Yeah I know how that works. Next thing we know there will be a National Guard officer telling us how you were an excellent poster and you fulfilled your blogging duties in full.

Fuck that, I'm whoring again and reminding you to chill.


GravatarYeah just because we were mocking you, you had to go and delete our comments. Yeah I know how that works. Next thing we know there will be a National Guard officer telling us how you were an excellent poster and you fulfilled your blogging duties in full.

Fuck that, I'm whoring again and reminding you to chill.


GravatarThanks, NTodd.

I feel better already (but I'm still stayin' away from Blogger!)


GravatarThanks, NTodd.

I feel better already (but I'm still stayin' away from Blogger!)


GravatarStop saying bad things about me.


GravatarStop saying bad things about me.


GravatarNTodd

You do realize I was kidding right?


GravatarNTodd

You do realize I was kidding right?


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying" of people and vehicles in airports, at custom checkpoints and other "vulnerable locations" near you. Be scared.


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying" of people and vehicles in airports, at custom checkpoints and other "vulnerable locations" near you. Be scared.


Gravatarsucks that they got all the power.

stinky feet | Email | Homepage

Enjoy the next 4 years! You DESERVE it!!


Gravatarsucks that they got all the power.

stinky feet | Email | Homepage

Enjoy the next 4 years! You DESERVE it!!


GravatarRJM - you can make us all feel better by leading us in a rousing chorus of "Deck Us All With Boston Charlie".


GravatarRJM - you can make us all feel better by leading us in a rousing chorus of "Deck Us All With Boston Charlie".


GravatarRemember, Xmas is just around the corner. Time to start warming up: "Good King Winklehof looks out, on his feets uneven...."


And you wonder why you lost by 3 mil votes!


GravatarRemember, Xmas is just around the corner. Time to start warming up: "Good King Winklehof looks out, on his feets uneven...."


And you wonder why you lost by 3 mil votes!


GravatarHey Pat, enjoy the next 4 years. You deserve it.


GravatarHey Pat, enjoy the next 4 years. You deserve it.


GravatarDear Sir/Madam:

I must protest in the strongest manner my naturally mild constitution is capable of.

We Winklehoffians have had enough with the undue emphasis on our, as you put it "uneven feets". As you will plainly see when our kingdom finally recovers from the "see Anna Kournikova nude" worm and gets a web page online, our people lived for many thousands of years in hilly terrain. The uneveness you speak of was an adaptation to walking along the side of those hills. We have both clockwise walkers and counterclockwise walkers. Everybody was happy and productive.

Even today, we curse that family of aggressive squirrels that chased us out of the hills onto the flatland where the terrain is ill suited to our advanced form of bipedalism.

Because you insist on making sport of our our physical differences, I'm afraid that I must remind you that you flatlanders are incapacitated by even very slight leg asymmetry.


GravatarDear Sir/Madam:

I must protest in the strongest manner my naturally mild constitution is capable of.

We Winklehoffians have had enough with the undue emphasis on our, as you put it "uneven feets". As you will plainly see when our kingdom finally recovers from the "see Anna Kournikova nude" worm and gets a web page online, our people lived for many thousands of years in hilly terrain. The uneveness you speak of was an adaptation to walking along the side of those hills. We have both clockwise walkers and counterclockwise walkers. Everybody was happy and productive.

Even today, we curse that family of aggressive squirrels that chased us out of the hills onto the flatland where the terrain is ill suited to our advanced form of bipedalism.

Because you insist on making sport of our our physical differences, I'm afraid that I must remind you that you flatlanders are incapacitated by even very slight leg asymmetry.


GravatarWho else is ready for Atrios to get back? Man oh man, do these guest posters SUCK.

Okay, except for thumb. Jeffers and Hecate aren't worthy of posting to Duncan's blog.


GravatarWho else is ready for Atrios to get back? Man oh man, do these guest posters SUCK.

Okay, except for thumb. Jeffers and Hecate aren't worthy of posting to Duncan's blog.


GravatarNTodd

You do realize I was kidding right?


Oh, see, I thought the National Guard really was involved. Nevermind.


GravatarNTodd

You do realize I was kidding right?


Oh, see, I thought the National Guard really was involved. Nevermind.


GravatarTalk about busting the dam...


GravatarTalk about busting the dam...


GravatarWho else is ready for Atrios to get back? Man oh man, do these guest posters SUCK.

Okay, except for thumb. Jeffers and Hecate aren't worthy of posting to Duncan's blog.


Hi pepper!

Who the hell are you?


GravatarWho else is ready for Atrios to get back? Man oh man, do these guest posters SUCK.

Okay, except for thumb. Jeffers and Hecate aren't worthy of posting to Duncan's blog.


Hi pepper!

Who the hell are you?


GravatarAnd we know why we lost by 3 million votes, because you stole 6 million. It's really easy to see through you losers and thieves. Your glee at winning at all costs will be short-lived as you all realize the horror you have brought on the planet and the destruction of all that was good about America. It's already starting. Good luck explaining to your kids why the only jobs there are involve killing strangers.


GravatarAnd we know why we lost by 3 million votes, because you stole 6 million. It's really easy to see through you losers and thieves. Your glee at winning at all costs will be short-lived as you all realize the horror you have brought on the planet and the destruction of all that was good about America. It's already starting. Good luck explaining to your kids why the only jobs there are involve killing strangers.


Gravatar Wild Ghosts on the Tube, Bright Lights in Fat City
"Compared to the things I've done for the [preznut]," Racist Radical Cleric Fallwell says, "both Chuck Colson and Frank Sturgis were daffy hedonists."


Gravatar Wild Ghosts on the Tube, Bright Lights in Fat City
"Compared to the things I've done for the [preznut]," Racist Radical Cleric Fallwell says, "both Chuck Colson and Frank Sturgis were daffy hedonists."


GravatarMr.X:

I nearly pissed myself when that video fired up.


GravatarMr.X:

I nearly pissed myself when that video fired up.


GravatarRight.

This is from memory, mind you:

"Deck us all with Boston charlie,
Walla Walla Wash., an' Kalamzoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!
Don't we know archaic barrel?
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacola hullabaloo!


GravatarRight.

This is from memory, mind you:

"Deck us all with Boston charlie,
Walla Walla Wash., an' Kalamzoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!
Don't we know archaic barrel?
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacola hullabaloo!


GravatarHey!
Pat Ryan!
Thanks for the salutations! We're looking forward to four years of governance by your party with no excuses! You've got all the reins! So we are standing by for the brilliant results!
Have at it dude!



We're waiting!


Remember, no excuses now...


GravatarHey!
Pat Ryan!
Thanks for the salutations! We're looking forward to four years of governance by your party with no excuses! You've got all the reins! So we are standing by for the brilliant results!
Have at it dude!



We're waiting!


Remember, no excuses now...


GravatarHi Thersites,

I'm a guy who reads this blog. A lot. And don't tell me you think that any of these guest bloggers hold a candle to Atrios.

The corrente crew were cool...these guys...meh.


GravatarHi Thersites,

I'm a guy who reads this blog. A lot. And don't tell me you think that any of these guest bloggers hold a candle to Atrios.

The corrente crew were cool...these guys...meh.


GravatarRMJ - (sorry) You nailed it!


GravatarRMJ - (sorry) You nailed it!


GravatarWho else is ready for Atrios to get back? Man oh man, do these guest posters SUCK.

i trust this is another moron or somebody just playing??? hmmmm???

to the guest slots on the atrios tonight show: posts have been very well placed and thoughtful -- great work!


GravatarWho the hell are you?

Just a micro-penised troll trying to get someone to respond to me.

Why do you ask?


GravatarWho else is ready for Atrios to get back? Man oh man, do these guest posters SUCK.

i trust this is another moron or somebody just playing??? hmmmm???

to the guest slots on the atrios tonight show: posts have been very well placed and thoughtful -- great work!


GravatarWho the hell are you?

Just a micro-penised troll trying to get someone to respond to me.

Why do you ask?


GravatarSo who else thinks people who pipe into comments to tell us how they think people suck, suck?


Wait a second....


GravatarSo who else thinks people who pipe into comments to tell us how they think people suck, suck?


Wait a second....


GravatarHi Thersites,

I'm a guy who reads this blog. A lot. And don't tell me you think that any of these guest bloggers hold a candle to Atrios.

The corrente crew were cool...these guys...meh.


GravatarHi Thersites,

I'm a guy who reads this blog. A lot. And don't tell me you think that any of these guest bloggers hold a candle to Atrios.

The corrente crew were cool...these guys...meh.


GravatarCarpbasman,

how do you keep an asshole in suspense? HA HA HA


GravatarCarpbasman,

how do you keep an asshole in suspense? HA HA HA


GravatarMr.X:

I nearly pissed myself when that video fired up.
The Liberal Avenger


I'm tellin' you, that video always cures what ails me!

"Fasten your belt-seats!" indeed.

Oh, and "Pat Ryan"... where's Terry and the Dragon Lady?


GravatarMr.X:

I nearly pissed myself when that video fired up.
The Liberal Avenger


I'm tellin' you, that video always cures what ails me!

"Fasten your belt-seats!" indeed.

Oh, and "Pat Ryan"... where's Terry and the Dragon Lady?


GravatarGee, pepper.

If you're a regular reader of this blog, then one might wonder at your unfamiliarity with two of our wisest regulars: Hecate and RMJ. I've only been around here for a few months, and I respect them both immensely. Each has a different kind of wisdom, but the difference in their perspectives is enriching.


GravatarGee, pepper.

If you're a regular reader of this blog, then one might wonder at your unfamiliarity with two of our wisest regulars: Hecate and RMJ. I've only been around here for a few months, and I respect them both immensely. Each has a different kind of wisdom, but the difference in their perspectives is enriching.


Gravatarmethinks we should direct pepper back to instapundit before we infect his precious bodily fluids -- to commemorate the new Dr Strangelove DVD release


Gravatarmethinks we should direct pepper back to instapundit before we infect his precious bodily fluids -- to commemorate the new Dr Strangelove DVD release


GravatarAs we speak, I am recieving a blow-job from "pepper".

Although I have never been "sucked" by any of Atrios' guest bloggers, they would have to suck pretty damned good to live up to pepper's high-quality sucking!

Oooo, that's it... Yes yes yesyesyesyess....YES! Oaaaa-Ahhhh.

Ooogah!

Thanks pepper. Here's your fourteen bucks, you skank, now git before the neighbors see you!


GravatarAs we speak, I am recieving a blow-job from "pepper".

Although I have never been "sucked" by any of Atrios' guest bloggers, they would have to suck pretty damned good to live up to pepper's high-quality sucking!

Oooo, that's it... Yes yes yesyesyesyess....YES! Oaaaa-Ahhhh.

Ooogah!

Thanks pepper. Here's your fourteen bucks, you skank, now git before the neighbors see you!


GravatarI'm a guy who reads this blog. A lot. And don't tell me you think that any of these guest bloggers hold a candle to Atrios.

The corrente crew were cool...these guys...meh.


As a crusty Eschaton oldtimer, I remember being here, and I recall that "corrente" summer well--why, it's like it was yesterday...

(all goes wavy, harp music, as 1970s sitcom flashback)

Random Poster: Ahhg! Who the hell is the Farmer! He sucks! Leah's posts are too long! Lambert is pompous, what's his deal, he's not funny! Tresy, what a loser! Atrios, come back now! Waah!


GravatarI'm a guy who reads this blog. A lot. And don't tell me you think that any of these guest bloggers hold a candle to Atrios.

The corrente crew were cool...these guys...meh.


As a crusty Eschaton oldtimer, I remember being here, and I recall that "corrente" summer well--why, it's like it was yesterday...

(all goes wavy, harp music, as 1970s sitcom flashback)

Random Poster: Ahhg! Who the hell is the Farmer! He sucks! Leah's posts are too long! Lambert is pompous, what's his deal, he's not funny! Tresy, what a loser! Atrios, come back now! Waah!


GravatarHi pepper!

Who the hell are you?


Peanut gallery. Guest bloggers get 'em free with their invitation to post.

Kind of a booby prize, I think.

Or payback, for when some of us (okay, okay, one of us!) busts Blogger.

I gotta quit doing public penance for that.....


GravatarHi pepper!

Who the hell are you?


Peanut gallery. Guest bloggers get 'em free with their invitation to post.

Kind of a booby prize, I think.

Or payback, for when some of us (okay, okay, one of us!) busts Blogger.

I gotta quit doing public penance for that.....


GravatarWho else is ready for Atrios to get back? Man oh man, do these guest posters SUCK.

Okay, except for thumb. Jeffers and Hecate aren't worthy of posting to Duncan's blog.



Hey, be grateful that stupid PIE is not posting. pie is stupider than all the guest bloggers combined.



two of our wisest regulars: Hecate and RMJ

RMJ is cool, but Hecate is STUPID. She sucks; she never has anything interesting to say and all she can do is insult people who disagree with her.

Of course, she's not as bad as pie, though.

Pie sucks.

I hate pie.

Pie you suck.


GravatarWho else is ready for Atrios to get back? Man oh man, do these guest posters SUCK.

Okay, except for thumb. Jeffers and Hecate aren't worthy of posting to Duncan's blog.



Hey, be grateful that stupid PIE is not posting. pie is stupider than all the guest bloggers combined.



two of our wisest regulars: Hecate and RMJ

RMJ is cool, but Hecate is STUPID. She sucks; she never has anything interesting to say and all she can do is insult people who disagree with her.

Of course, she's not as bad as pie, though.

Pie sucks.

I hate pie.

Pie you suck.


GravatarPepper - you may have a problem with Mr. Jeffers, but anyone who can insightfully discuss an American Empire in one post and quote "Pogo" in the next is allright by me.


GravatarPepper - you may have a problem with Mr. Jeffers, but anyone who can insightfully discuss an American Empire in one post and quote "Pogo" in the next is allright by me.


Gravatar*sigh*


Gravatar*sigh*


GravatarIs Pie even here?


GravatarIs Pie even here?


GravatarRMJ - (sorry) You nailed it!

Since I seem to be into public penance and confession...

I cheated.

Had to go to Ten Ever lovin' blue-eyed years with Pogo to get the last half of the verses right.

But then again, I hadn't read 'em in twenty years!


GravatarRMJ - (sorry) You nailed it!

Since I seem to be into public penance and confession...

I cheated.

Had to go to Ten Ever lovin' blue-eyed years with Pogo to get the last half of the verses right.

But then again, I hadn't read 'em in twenty years!


GravatarCarpbasman,
No, increasing the pitiful nature of the trolling.


GravatarCarpbasman,
No, increasing the pitiful nature of the trolling.


GravatarIs Pie even here?


Whether or not pie is here is irrelevant. Her evil lingers like a homeless person's odor.

Pie sucks.

I hate pie.


GravatarIs Pie even here?


Whether or not pie is here is irrelevant. Her evil lingers like a homeless person's odor.

Pie sucks.

I hate pie.


GravatarSigh.

The person posting with my name are really funny. And the guy who did the blowjob riff--way to go! You're a riot.

Jeffers, it's nothing personal. You're just not very good.


And I remember the people who bitched about the corrente people, too, Thersites...I disagreed with them. But they had the right to their opinion. And seriously, if you think I'm a freeper, that's hilarious, too...we can criticize each other without the world ending, folks.


GravatarSigh.

The person posting with my name are really funny. And the guy who did the blowjob riff--way to go! You're a riot.

Jeffers, it's nothing personal. You're just not very good.


And I remember the people who bitched about the corrente people, too, Thersites...I disagreed with them. But they had the right to their opinion. And seriously, if you think I'm a freeper, that's hilarious, too...we can criticize each other without the world ending, folks.


Gravatar(all goes wavy, harp music, as 1970s sitcom flashback)

Random Poster: Ahhg! Who the hell is the Farmer! He sucks! Leah's posts are too long! Lambert is pompous, what's his deal, he's not funny! Tresy, what a loser! Atrios, come back now! Waah!
Thersites


Exactly.

At least give 'em enough rope!


Gravatar(all goes wavy, harp music, as 1970s sitcom flashback)

Random Poster: Ahhg! Who the hell is the Farmer! He sucks! Leah's posts are too long! Lambert is pompous, what's his deal, he's not funny! Tresy, what a loser! Atrios, come back now! Waah!
Thersites


Exactly.

At least give 'em enough rope!


Gravatartotally OT (but then i don't understand the T ((king winklehof??))) but if you need a laugh go to "fuckthesouth.com". i grew up in the south, and still live in the south, but laughed uproariously at it.


Gravatartotally OT (but then i don't understand the T ((king winklehof??))) but if you need a laugh go to "fuckthesouth.com". i grew up in the south, and still live in the south, but laughed uproariously at it.


Gravatarwe can criticize each other without the world ending, folks.


Not on Eschaton, buddy. People here don't take too kindly to those who disagree with them.

Take, for example, pie, who just rips into anyone who says anything not 100% in accord with her own beliefs, because she is an evil succubus.

Pie sucks.

I hate pie.

Pie you suck.


Gravatarwe can criticize each other without the world ending, folks.


Not on Eschaton, buddy. People here don't take too kindly to those who disagree with them.

Take, for example, pie, who just rips into anyone who says anything not 100% in accord with her own beliefs, because she is an evil succubus.

Pie sucks.

I hate pie.

Pie you suck.


GravatarJeffers, it's nothing personal. You're just not very good.

You've mistaken me for someone who cares.

Particularly comments directed toward me and described as "nothing personal" by an anonymous poster.

In my experience, "nothing personal" always means the direct opposite. A pleasant euphemism by the person using it, to convince him/herself that he/she is not really a bad person after all, or even impolite. Just "honest."

But it's a public forum so, like I said, don't mistake me for someone who cares about your opinion of me, or what I write.


GravatarJeffers, it's nothing personal. You're just not very good.

You've mistaken me for someone who cares.

Particularly comments directed toward me and described as "nothing personal" by an anonymous poster.

In my experience, "nothing personal" always means the direct opposite. A pleasant euphemism by the person using it, to convince him/herself that he/she is not really a bad person after all, or even impolite. Just "honest."

But it's a public forum so, like I said, don't mistake me for someone who cares about your opinion of me, or what I write.


GravatarYeah, you've gotta wonder he discusses the object of his desires with people in his real life.

"There'e this person on this web page who posts as Pie. Ohhhhh. I hate her."


GravatarYeah, you've gotta wonder he discusses the object of his desires with people in his real life.

"There'e this person on this web page who posts as Pie. Ohhhhh. I hate her."


Gravatar*blinking at the screen*

perhaps the "i hate the blogger" contingent can help mike powell at the FCC to determine who gets to speak .. if you don't like the programming, change the channel, nimrod

are we protecting the children from the horror in the typeface or something?


Gravatar*blinking at the screen*

perhaps the "i hate the blogger" contingent can help mike powell at the FCC to determine who gets to speak .. if you don't like the programming, change the channel, nimrod

are we protecting the children from the horror in the typeface or something?


GravatarDon't want to expose or children to too much kerning.


GravatarDon't want to expose or children to too much kerning.


GravatarJeffers, it's nothing personal. You're just not very good.



I'm the last person to defend an Eschaton poster, but Jeffers is just fine. I'd rather have him posting here any day, as opposed to stupid Hecate or pie.

Recognize the true Evil: its name is "pie".

Pie sucks. She is bad.


GravatarJeffers, it's nothing personal. You're just not very good.



I'm the last person to defend an Eschaton poster, but Jeffers is just fine. I'd rather have him posting here any day, as opposed to stupid Hecate or pie.

Recognize the true Evil: its name is "pie".

Pie sucks. She is bad.


Gravatar...our children...


Gravatar...our children...


Gravatarsyntallic,
A new DVD of Strangelove? Do tell....

I respect RMJ immensely, but I don't expect that to matter to him much either.


Gravatarsyntallic,
A new DVD of Strangelove? Do tell....

I respect RMJ immensely, but I don't expect that to matter to him much either.


Gravatarpie was born with male genitalia.


Gravatarpie was born with male genitalia.


Gravatari like pie .. had some apple and lemon and chocolate this evening -- left overs from turkee day .. yum


Gravatari like pie .. had some apple and lemon and chocolate this evening -- left overs from turkee day .. yum


GravatarAlmost the entire comment section sucks, just not as bad as pie.


GravatarAlmost the entire comment section sucks, just not as bad as pie.


Gravatarpie used to be a neo-Nazi, until they found out that she was a post-op transsexual.


Gravatarpie used to be a neo-Nazi, until they found out that she was a post-op transsexual.


Gravatar
Amazon.com: DVD: Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (Special Edition) (1964)


special edition, NYMary


Gravatar
Amazon.com: DVD: Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (Special Edition) (1964)


special edition, NYMary


GravatarNothing sucks as bad as pie.

Pie is the source of all that sucks.

All that sucks, sucks in virtue of its originating from pie.

Pie IS suckitude.

Pie introduced suckiness into the world.


GravatarNothing sucks as bad as pie.

Pie is the source of all that sucks.

All that sucks, sucks in virtue of its originating from pie.

Pie IS suckitude.

Pie introduced suckiness into the world.


GravatarI had several varieties of wonderful pie this Thanksgiving week - Pumpkin, Apple and one of my personal favorites, Eggnog. I made pie-eyes at my Lady, and got pie-faced on several occasions. I love pie.


GravatarI had several varieties of wonderful pie this Thanksgiving week - Pumpkin, Apple and one of my personal favorites, Eggnog. I made pie-eyes at my Lady, and got pie-faced on several occasions. I love pie.


GravatarNot on Eschaton, buddy. People here don't take too kindly to those who disagree with them.

Take, for example, pie, who just rips into anyone who says anything not 100% in accord with her own beliefs, because she is an evil succubus.


No you can't. I've already been yelled at tonight by the Liberal Nazi pogrom.


GravatarNot on Eschaton, buddy. People here don't take too kindly to those who disagree with them.

Take, for example, pie, who just rips into anyone who says anything not 100% in accord with her own beliefs, because she is an evil succubus.


No you can't. I've already been yelled at tonight by the Liberal Nazi pogrom.


GravatarI'm just attacking pie because she's not here to defend herself.

That's the kind of guy I am.


GravatarI'm just attacking pie because she's not here to defend herself.

That's the kind of guy I am.


GravatarWhat sort of masochists hate a/the commenter(s)/poster(s) so much and yet continually subject themselves to just that so they can bitch about it?


GravatarWhat sort of masochists hate a/the commenter(s)/poster(s) so much and yet continually subject themselves to just that so they can bitch about it?


Gravatarsyntallic,
hubba hubba. Know what Thers is getting me for Christmas!


Gravatarsyntallic,
hubba hubba. Know what Thers is getting me for Christmas!


Gravatarnow eggnog pie sound terribly fascinating -- getting in touch with my inner frenchman


Gravatarnow eggnog pie sound terribly fascinating -- getting in touch with my inner frenchman


GravatarLiberal Nazi pogrom.

Egads.


GravatarLiberal Nazi pogrom.

Egads.


GravatarThe troll is pretty funny.


GravatarThe troll is pretty funny.


GravatarThat is, I'm a cowardly pussy.


GravatarThat is, I'm a cowardly pussy.


GravatarCarpbasman,
One must wonder at the amount of self-sacrifice involved. Especially on a Saturday night.


GravatarCarpbasman,
One must wonder at the amount of self-sacrifice involved. Especially on a Saturday night.


GravatarLiberal Nazi pogrom.

We have one? Damn I never get the fricking memos.


GravatarLiberal Nazi pogrom.

We have one? Damn I never get the fricking memos.


GravatarMrX:

Is the book work reading?


GravatarMrX:

Is the book work reading?


GravatarCartman is a pussy too.

Just sayin'.


GravatarCartman is a pussy too.

Just sayin'.


GravatarPlease stop hurting each other; why can't we get along! Let's trash a troll instead. Or maybe pick on Laura Bush - there is plenty to pick off her, the slut. She is a slut.


GravatarPlease stop hurting each other; why can't we get along! Let's trash a troll instead. Or maybe pick on Laura Bush - there is plenty to pick off her, the slut. She is a slut.


GravatarBut it's a public forum so, like I said, don't mistake me for someone who cares about your opinion of me, or what I write.
Robert M. Jeffers


Your posting is fine, but when are you going to do something about the flying roach problem?

You fix that and I'll really be impressed.


GravatarBut it's a public forum so, like I said, don't mistake me for someone who cares about your opinion of me, or what I write.
Robert M. Jeffers


Your posting is fine, but when are you going to do something about the flying roach problem?

You fix that and I'll really be impressed.


GravatarEgads.

Egads is right. Don't say anything that is remoteley pro-Bush lest you want your ass handed back to you by the LNP (Liberal Nazi Pogrom).


GravatarEgads.

Egads is right. Don't say anything that is remoteley pro-Bush lest you want your ass handed back to you by the LNP (Liberal Nazi Pogrom).


Gravatarhear hear ... NYMary
"there'll be no fighting in the war room!"
General Jack D. Ripper: "He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."


just got my re-issue of the "manchurian candidate" --- only the original will suffice my inner beast


Gravatarhear hear ... NYMary
"there'll be no fighting in the war room!"
General Jack D. Ripper: "He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."


just got my re-issue of the "manchurian candidate" --- only the original will suffice my inner beast


GravatarWell, I did find some good advice for dealing with "I Hate Pie." Worth a shot, anyway.

Pepper, OK, I never said you were a freeper, only that you should be willing to be give people a break, OK? If it's not to your taste, you have the choice of at least offering constructive criticism. Can't we all play nice?


GravatarWell, I did find some good advice for dealing with "I Hate Pie." Worth a shot, anyway.

Pepper, OK, I never said you were a freeper, only that you should be willing to be give people a break, OK? If it's not to your taste, you have the choice of at least offering constructive criticism. Can't we all play nice?


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?


GravatarCartman is a pussy too.

Just sayin'.


You're a pussy, pussy.


GravatarCartman is a pussy too.

Just sayin'.


You're a pussy, pussy.


GravatarCartman

You said that name. Troll!!!


GravatarCartman

You said that name. Troll!!!


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?


A cowpie.

Harder kwestions, please.


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?


A cowpie.

Harder kwestions, please.


GravatarCartman is a pussy too.

I would not be afraid of pie like you are you snivling wimp.


GravatarCartman is a pussy too.

I would not be afraid of pie like you are you snivling wimp.


GravatarGet outa here Cartman, your'e steppin' on my toes. Get to the other thred and leave this one alone.


GravatarGet outa here Cartman, your'e steppin' on my toes. Get to the other thred and leave this one alone.


GravatarFluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.


GravatarFluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.


GravatarThersites, are you and Mary back from your journey to bushie land?


GravatarThersites, are you and Mary back from your journey to bushie land?


GravatarMrX:

I saw the Eurovision competition on satellite once, and granted, I was high as a fucking kite at the time, but the production values were literally on par with that video.

I is your dictator.


GravatarMrX:

I saw the Eurovision competition on satellite once, and granted, I was high as a fucking kite at the time, but the production values were literally on par with that video.

I is your dictator.


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?

A cow pie? (/snark)


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?

A cow pie? (/snark)


GravatarGeneral "Buck" Turgidson: Hmm... Strangelove? What kind of a name is that? That ain't no Kraut name is it, Stainesey?
Mr. Staines: He changed it when he became a citizen. Used to be Merkwurdichliebe. [the German word for "Strangelove"]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Well, a Kraut by any other name, uh Stainesey?


GravatarGeneral "Buck" Turgidson: Hmm... Strangelove? What kind of a name is that? That ain't no Kraut name is it, Stainesey?
Mr. Staines: He changed it when he became a citizen. Used to be Merkwurdichliebe. [the German word for "Strangelove"]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Well, a Kraut by any other name, uh Stainesey?


GravatarLiberal Nazi pogrom.

He meant "Literally Nifty Popcorn."


GravatarLiberal Nazi pogrom.

He meant "Literally Nifty Popcorn."


Gravatarsyntallic,
Truth: we went to see the Denzel Washington Manchurian Candidate this summer. As we walked out of the theater, we shared a look, headed straight to the local Barnesand Noble, and bought the real one.

The last time I watched Dr. Strangelove, I was in labor. I swear.


Gravatarsyntallic,
Truth: we went to see the Denzel Washington Manchurian Candidate this summer. As we walked out of the theater, we shared a look, headed straight to the local Barnesand Noble, and bought the real one.

The last time I watched Dr. Strangelove, I was in labor. I swear.


GravatarFluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

When I was in San Antonio, in the mid '80's, this was still a controversial topic.

True.

Guess they finally accepted it, but I'm not sure.


GravatarFluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

When I was in San Antonio, in the mid '80's, this was still a controversial topic.

True.

Guess they finally accepted it, but I'm not sure.


Gravatar[troll spray]

Buttsex!!!

(Hope this helps.)


Gravatar[troll spray]

Buttsex!!!

(Hope this helps.)


GravatarEgads is right. Don't say anything that is remoteley pro-Bush lest you want your ass handed back to you by the LNP (Liberal Nazi Pogrom).

I find it deeply ironic that someone who was advocating a kill them all foreign policy in the thread below compares (essentially) being called an asshole on a website to killing jews because they are jewish.

Someone's priorities are a little mixed up.


GravatarEgads is right. Don't say anything that is remoteley pro-Bush lest you want your ass handed back to you by the LNP (Liberal Nazi Pogrom).

I find it deeply ironic that someone who was advocating a kill them all foreign policy in the thread below compares (essentially) being called an asshole on a website to killing jews because they are jewish.

Someone's priorities are a little mixed up.


GravatarOK - that didn't work well.

So, what about this Plymouth Rock operation? Who knows who makes these names up? I want to complain openly that these stupid names only cause the world to see our transparency - maybe that's good. The idiots can't help themselves.


GravatarOK - that didn't work well.

So, what about this Plymouth Rock operation? Who knows who makes these names up? I want to complain openly that these stupid names only cause the world to see our transparency - maybe that's good. The idiots can't help themselves.


Gravatar4LG - you beat me to it, it was too easy...


Gravatar4LG - you beat me to it, it was too easy...


GravatarYou said that name. Troll!!!
EkCenTriK


I thought the I Hate Pie troll was funny. Now I have to kick his figurative ass.


GravatarYou said that name. Troll!!!
EkCenTriK


I thought the I Hate Pie troll was funny. Now I have to kick his figurative ass.


GravatarOh, and syntallic--

Thanks. My Xmas list just got longer.


GravatarOh, and syntallic--

Thanks. My Xmas list just got longer.


GravatarFluoridation? Gosh, they were still fighting about introducing fluoridation into Utah water when I moved away in 2001. It was more of that precious bodily fluids stuff, I think.


GravatarFluoridation? Gosh, they were still fighting about introducing fluoridation into Utah water when I moved away in 2001. It was more of that precious bodily fluids stuff, I think.


GravatarCartman, I didn't call you a pussy. Someone -- probably one of pie's minions -- is stealing my handle.

...


GravatarCartman, I didn't call you a pussy. Someone -- probably one of pie's minions -- is stealing my handle.

...


GravatarThe last time I watched Dr. Strangelove, I was in labor. I swear.

"Shoot! A feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this!"

(hoping I got that right....)


GravatarThe last time I watched Dr. Strangelove, I was in labor. I swear.

"Shoot! A feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this!"

(hoping I got that right....)


GravatarGet outa here Cartman, your'e steppin' on my toes. Get to the other thred and leave this one alone.

Hey Pie-Troll, I ain't the wimp, you are, so why don't you go to yesterdays threads and troll around there.


GravatarGet outa here Cartman, your'e steppin' on my toes. Get to the other thred and leave this one alone.

Hey Pie-Troll, I ain't the wimp, you are, so why don't you go to yesterdays threads and troll around there.


GravatarThe last time I watched Dr. Strangelove, I was in labor. I swear.
NYMary


don't feel bad ... i kinda know how you feel ... i was in a hospital bed for weeks after some plastic surgery when I first caught this flick as a kid and it ruined me forever

call it the kubrick kurse .. that and monty python and ernie kovacs


GravatarThe last time I watched Dr. Strangelove, I was in labor. I swear.
NYMary


don't feel bad ... i kinda know how you feel ... i was in a hospital bed for weeks after some plastic surgery when I first caught this flick as a kid and it ruined me forever

call it the kubrick kurse .. that and monty python and ernie kovacs


GravatarCartman, I didn't call you a pussy. Someone -- probably one of pie's minions -- is stealing my handle.

Pie has minions? Minion Pie? Yechh.


GravatarCartman, I didn't call you a pussy. Someone -- probably one of pie's minions -- is stealing my handle.

Pie has minions? Minion Pie? Yechh.


Gravatar4 legs,

Yeah, we're back, and we have a Tale of Terror on the Roads, a kind of a Blade Runner of Interstate 70 between us & a guy with a Shrub sticker on his back window... but not tonight. The horror is too fresh.


Gravatar4 legs,

Yeah, we're back, and we have a Tale of Terror on the Roads, a kind of a Blade Runner of Interstate 70 between us & a guy with a Shrub sticker on his back window... but not tonight. The horror is too fresh.


GravatarOne must wonder at the amount of self-sacrifice involved


It's true. Do you think I WANT to be doing this? Do you think I ENJOY chronicling pie's evilness so that I may make the world aware?

It's an unpleasant job, but someone has to do it. So many of you have already been misled by pie's manipulations. Someone must speak the Truth:

pie sucks
pie is evil
i hate pie
pie is no good
we don't need pie


GravatarOne must wonder at the amount of self-sacrifice involved


It's true. Do you think I WANT to be doing this? Do you think I ENJOY chronicling pie's evilness so that I may make the world aware?

It's an unpleasant job, but someone has to do it. So many of you have already been misled by pie's manipulations. Someone must speak the Truth:

pie sucks
pie is evil
i hate pie
pie is no good
we don't need pie


GravatarWho in the Pentagon comes up with those stupid game names?


GravatarAnd not just because I like pie. You know what I'm sayin'.


GravatarWho in the Pentagon comes up with those stupid game names?


GravatarAnd not just because I like pie. You know what I'm sayin'.


GravatarHere's an old fave of mine....

While shepherds washed their socks by night
All seated round a tub
A bar of Sunlight soap came down
And they began to scrub.


GravatarHere's an old fave of mine....

While shepherds washed their socks by night
All seated round a tub
A bar of Sunlight soap came down
And they began to scrub.


GravatarFuck you, Cartman troll, I was here first.

Leave me alone, you sorry bitch.


GravatarFuck you, Cartman troll, I was here first.

Leave me alone, you sorry bitch.


Gravatarfind it deeply ironic that someone who was advocating a kill them all foreign policy in the thread below compares (essentially) being called an asshole on a website to killing jews because they are jewish.


I am jewish, and Isreal kicks butt too.


Gravatarfind it deeply ironic that someone who was advocating a kill them all foreign policy in the thread below compares (essentially) being called an asshole on a website to killing jews because they are jewish.


I am jewish, and Isreal kicks butt too.


GravatarFreemasons run the country!


GravatarFreemasons run the country!


GravatarGet outa here Cartman, your'e steppin' on my toes. Get to the other thred and leave this one alone.


The real me would never banish someone from Eschaton thread; that is the kind of tactic used by you-know-who.

(pie.)

pie sucks

i hate pie

pie you suck


GravatarGet outa here Cartman, your'e steppin' on my toes. Get to the other thred and leave this one alone.


The real me would never banish someone from Eschaton thread; that is the kind of tactic used by you-know-who.

(pie.)

pie sucks

i hate pie

pie you suck


GravatarRobert M. Jeffers

You know I live here and I still am not sure what the flouride status is. It passed, but people have threaten to sue and so forth. So I don't think it is actually in use. Could be wrong, have to admit I have completely lost track. This is truly a town that believes any majority vote can be overthrown by a few.


GravatarRobert M. Jeffers

You know I live here and I still am not sure what the flouride status is. It passed, but people have threaten to sue and so forth. So I don't think it is actually in use. Could be wrong, have to admit I have completely lost track. This is truly a town that believes any majority vote can be overthrown by a few.


Gravatar"Shoot! A feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this!"

(hoping I got that right....)
Robert M. Jeffers


bingo, RMJ ... i have always considered Major T. J. "King" Kong a form of foreshadowing to "fear and loathing in las vegas"


Gravatar"Shoot! A feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this!"

(hoping I got that right....)
Robert M. Jeffers


bingo, RMJ ... i have always considered Major T. J. "King" Kong a form of foreshadowing to "fear and loathing in las vegas"


GravatarLooks like it's bed time - kids seem tired and cranky. Stop fighting and Go to bed, you little $@#*&?


GravatarLooks like it's bed time - kids seem tired and cranky. Stop fighting and Go to bed, you little $@#*&?


GravatarSo, you don't like pie?,

And you, over there, you do like pie?
.


GravatarSo, you don't like pie?,

And you, over there, you do like pie?
.


GravatarI is your dictator.
The Liberal Avenger


"I am strong like Darth Vapor!"

HAW HAW HAW!


GravatarI is your dictator.
The Liberal Avenger


"I am strong like Darth Vapor!"

HAW HAW HAW!


Gravatar I am jewish, and Isreal kicks butt too.
Cartman


so much for the zionist conspiracy when there are this many numskulls ruining the israeli mystique


Gravatar I am jewish, and Isreal kicks butt too.
Cartman


so much for the zionist conspiracy when there are this many numskulls ruining the israeli mystique


GravatarFuck you, Cartman troll, I was here first.

Bzzz. Sorry, wrong answer. You lose:

I am not a troll.


GravatarFuck you, Cartman troll, I was here first.

Bzzz. Sorry, wrong answer. You lose:

I am not a troll.


GravatarI am jewish, and Isreal kicks butt too.

Dude, your mother is a hermaphrodite crack whore.


GravatarI am jewish, and Isreal kicks butt too.

Dude, your mother is a hermaphrodite crack whore.


GravatarFuck you, Cartman troll, I was here first.

Leave me alone, you sorry bitch.



Stop stealing my handle, minion of pie.

Renounce thy evil or return to the domain of Hades from whence ye sprang.




pie you suck

i hate you pie


GravatarFuck you, Cartman troll, I was here first.

Leave me alone, you sorry bitch.



Stop stealing my handle, minion of pie.

Renounce thy evil or return to the domain of Hades from whence ye sprang.




pie you suck

i hate you pie


GravatarYeah, we're back, and we have a Tale of Terror on the Roads, a kind of a Blade Runner of Interstate 70 between us & a guy with a Shrub sticker on his back window... but not tonight. The horror is too fresh.

Ha! Well, listen to this horror. I was driving back from Houston this afternoon (still twitching from the horrors of immense flying cockroaches) when I noticed something terrifying.

The stretch of Highway 290 between Brenham and Giddings has been renamed....

Presidential Corridor


I noticed lots of buzzards in the air for what it's worth.


GravatarYeah, we're back, and we have a Tale of Terror on the Roads, a kind of a Blade Runner of Interstate 70 between us & a guy with a Shrub sticker on his back window... but not tonight. The horror is too fresh.

Ha! Well, listen to this horror. I was driving back from Houston this afternoon (still twitching from the horrors of immense flying cockroaches) when I noticed something terrifying.

The stretch of Highway 290 between Brenham and Giddings has been renamed....

Presidential Corridor


I noticed lots of buzzards in the air for what it's worth.


GravatarThis is truly a town that believes any majority vote can be overthrown by a few.

Well, since the majority are Mexican, and the few are Anglo....

(and thanks; I tend to forget anyone else here is in Texas, much less where they are. I was there for law school many years ago now; lovely city, great food, but some very strange people who think they run the place, all of 'em Anglos....)


GravatarThis is truly a town that believes any majority vote can be overthrown by a few.

Well, since the majority are Mexican, and the few are Anglo....

(and thanks; I tend to forget anyone else here is in Texas, much less where they are. I was there for law school many years ago now; lovely city, great food, but some very strange people who think they run the place, all of 'em Anglos....)


GravatarWhere is the flouride when you need it?


GravatarWhere is the flouride when you need it?


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?

Dingleberry.


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?

Dingleberry.


GravatarStan,
that was a pretty treacherous and deviant style comeback


< smiling like wayne and garth >

righteous!


GravatarStan,
that was a pretty treacherous and deviant style comeback


< smiling like wayne and garth >

righteous!


GravatarStop fighting and Go to bed, you little $@#*&?

*sniff* Thanks, mom!


GravatarStop fighting and Go to bed, you little $@#*&?

*sniff* Thanks, mom!


GravatarI have this feeling we have to choose the real troll. I would prefer the other path, shoot em all.


GravatarI have this feeling we have to choose the real troll. I would prefer the other path, shoot em all.


GravatarThe stretch of Highway 290 between Brenham and Giddings has been renamed....

Presidential Corridor


No doubt about it. Gotta find a new route to Austin in December....


GravatarThe stretch of Highway 290 between Brenham and Giddings has been renamed....

Presidential Corridor


No doubt about it. Gotta find a new route to Austin in December....


GravatarI am not a troll.



Nor am I, unless by "troll" you mean "Truth Teller".



The Truth:

pie sucks.


GravatarI am not a troll.



Nor am I, unless by "troll" you mean "Truth Teller".



The Truth:

pie sucks.


GravatarDingleberry pie, sounds about right. What about the twins - what kinda pie would they make?


GravatarDingleberry pie, sounds about right. What about the twins - what kinda pie would they make?


GravatarOK, that's it. I'm tellin' my mom on you.

You're in trouble now.


GravatarOK, that's it. I'm tellin' my mom on you.

You're in trouble now.


Gravatarpie is what it is to all. Say no more.


Gravatarpie is what it is to all. Say no more.


GravatarLima,
Skank pie?


GravatarLima,
Skank pie?


GravatarI got pie on the brain
She drives me insane
My posts are as substantive as whipped cream.

Pie gets in my head
When I'm in bed.
Pie is always in my dreams.

She's the apple of my eye
No matter how hard I try.
She's what I'm thinking about

Pie's the cherry on top
She's the cream of the crop.
She's peachy keen, without a doubt.


GravatarI got pie on the brain
She drives me insane
My posts are as substantive as whipped cream.

Pie gets in my head
When I'm in bed.
Pie is always in my dreams.

She's the apple of my eye
No matter how hard I try.
She's what I'm thinking about

Pie's the cherry on top
She's the cream of the crop.
She's peachy keen, without a doubt.


Gravatar"I am not a troll. - Cartman

Yes, we've already explored this in another thread. Cartman is not a troll, because he believes everything he "sez", you see(z)?

Not a troll, merely a mattress-rooter. Which keeps him busy, but nicely mellowed.
.


Gravatar"I am not a troll. - Cartman

Yes, we've already explored this in another thread. Cartman is not a troll, because he believes everything he "sez", you see(z)?

Not a troll, merely a mattress-rooter. Which keeps him busy, but nicely mellowed.
.


GravatarI am not a troll.

Me either.


GravatarI am not a troll.

Me either.


GravatarDingleberry pie, sounds about right. What about the twins - what kinda pie would they make?
Lima


how about an idiot sandwich?


GravatarI will never insult a fellow non-Eschaton-regular poster, and I will never tell anyone to leave the thread.

This is how you can know the real me from the fake me.

I will adhere to a rigorous code of moral conduct; however, I will call a spade a spade, or, in this case, an evil succubus an evil succubus.

(meaning pie)

I am righteousness; I am the Truth-teller.

I hate pie.

Pie you suck.


GravatarFor what it's worth I like pecan pie, pumpkin pie and key lime pie.

Deep dish peach pie is delicious as well.


GravatarDingleberry pie, sounds about right. What about the twins - what kinda pie would they make?
Lima


how about an idiot sandwich?


GravatarI will never insult a fellow non-Eschaton-regular poster, and I will never tell anyone to leave the thread.

This is how you can know the real me from the fake me.

I will adhere to a rigorous code of moral conduct; however, I will call a spade a spade, or, in this case, an evil succubus an evil succubus.

(meaning pie)

I am righteousness; I am the Truth-teller.

I hate pie.

Pie you suck.


GravatarFor what it's worth I like pecan pie, pumpkin pie and key lime pie.

Deep dish peach pie is delicious as well.


GravatarBut to pie pie, is the pieiferic. Pie-by, pie-ese in pie, pie in piending, pievermore.


GravatarBut to pie pie, is the pieiferic. Pie-by, pie-ese in pie, pie in piending, pievermore.


GravatarNor am I, unless by "troll" you mean "Truth Teller"

I don't know, you're kind of a one-note Johnny, which is the sure sign of Trollism.


GravatarNor am I, unless by "troll" you mean "Truth Teller"

I don't know, you're kind of a one-note Johnny, which is the sure sign of Trollism.


GravatarRobert M. Jeffers

Well let us say we have a few nut jobs who gum things up a bit. C.A.Stubbs and such. Would not be surprised if that name rang a bell with you. But even the current mayor and crew can pull the same BS. When the vote was against a PGA village, they immediately started trying to find ways around it.


GravatarRobert M. Jeffers

Well let us say we have a few nut jobs who gum things up a bit. C.A.Stubbs and such. Would not be surprised if that name rang a bell with you. But even the current mayor and crew can pull the same BS. When the vote was against a PGA village, they immediately started trying to find ways around it.


GravatarNot enough pie in this thread.


GravatarNot enough pie in this thread.


GravatarBed time story: about a big bad-ass gas-guzzzling berr chuggin' truck with Bush/Cheny and NRA stickers all over it and a pair of balls hanging from the muffler (no shit, two balls inside a bag!) almost ran me off the road last night.


GravatarBed time story: about a big bad-ass gas-guzzzling berr chuggin' truck with Bush/Cheny and NRA stickers all over it and a pair of balls hanging from the muffler (no shit, two balls inside a bag!) almost ran me off the road last night.


GravatarThis is how you can know the real me from the fake me.

I will adhere to a rigorous code of moral conduct; however, I will call a spade a spade, or, in this case, an evil succubus an evil succubus.

(meaning pie)

I am righteousness; I am the Truth-teller.


I Hate Pie, do you ever talk about anything other than pie? If not, would you not admit that that is a tad trollish?


GravatarThis is how you can know the real me from the fake me.

I will adhere to a rigorous code of moral conduct; however, I will call a spade a spade, or, in this case, an evil succubus an evil succubus.

(meaning pie)

I am righteousness; I am the Truth-teller.


I Hate Pie, do you ever talk about anything other than pie? If not, would you not admit that that is a tad trollish?


GravatarPeter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky

Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky
This Pet Pig named Porky loved pie
He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie, mince tarts
and Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved
Pie for breakefast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon and pie before he
went to bed.
Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky ate soo much pie,
Do you know what he did?
He popped.



Just sayin'.


GravatarPeter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky

Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky
This Pet Pig named Porky loved pie
He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie, mince tarts
and Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved
Pie for breakefast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon and pie before he
went to bed.
Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky ate soo much pie,
Do you know what he did?
He popped.



Just sayin'.


Gravatarsyntallic -

does that mean nothing in the middle?!


Gravatarsyntallic -

does that mean nothing in the middle?!


GravatarI don't know, you're kind of a one-note Johnny, which is the sure sign of Trollism.


If I am single-minded, it is because there is a singularly evil presence on Eschaton, and its name is pie.

When someone as horrible as pie is allowed to post freely ...

... how could I concentrate on anything else?


One day, there will be a pie-less Eschaton; perhaps then, I will come here and chat about other things.

Until that day, my focus must be relentless, my vision precise, my Truth exact.

Pie sucks, royally.

I HATE pie.


GravatarI don't know, you're kind of a one-note Johnny, which is the sure sign of Trollism.


If I am single-minded, it is because there is a singularly evil presence on Eschaton, and its name is pie.

When someone as horrible as pie is allowed to post freely ...

... how could I concentrate on anything else?


One day, there will be a pie-less Eschaton; perhaps then, I will come here and chat about other things.

Until that day, my focus must be relentless, my vision precise, my Truth exact.

Pie sucks, royally.

I HATE pie.


GravatarRhubarb Custard pie, still warm from the oven with a scoop of ice cream....ummmmmmm


GravatarRhubarb Custard pie, still warm from the oven with a scoop of ice cream....ummmmmmm


GravatarThe stretch of Highway 290 between Brenham and Giddings has been renamed....

Presidential Corridor


That's the worst misspelling of "pestilential" I've ever heard.


GravatarThe stretch of Highway 290 between Brenham and Giddings has been renamed....

Presidential Corridor


That's the worst misspelling of "pestilential" I've ever heard.


GravatarTrolls feeding trolls...

The endtimes are nigh.


GravatarTrolls feeding trolls...

The endtimes are nigh.


GravatarOne day, there will be a pie-less Eschaton; perhaps then, I will come here and chat about other things.

But I don't see anyone named Pie posting here, so maybe you are free to troll on other subjects.


GravatarOne day, there will be a pie-less Eschaton; perhaps then, I will come here and chat about other things.

But I don't see anyone named Pie posting here, so maybe you are free to troll on other subjects.


GravatarIt seems clear that some of us do not really know the true value of pi.

I mean pie.


GravatarIt seems clear that some of us do not really know the true value of pi.

I mean pie.


GravatarGoodnight, folks.


GravatarGoodnight, folks.


GravatarTrolls feeding trolls...

The endtimes are nigh.


I am not a troll. I post on topics I am willing to defend.


GravatarTrolls feeding trolls...

The endtimes are nigh.


I am not a troll. I post on topics I am willing to defend.


Gravatardoes that mean nothing in the middle?!
Lima


outside of the phat credit limit for the late night bashes in vegas .. i'd have to say "yes" ... but it would have to be fun to gorge on a few apple martinis with the twins and dangle them from the penthouse balcony of the Belaggio by their ankles .. just for kicks


Gravatardoes that mean nothing in the middle?!
Lima


outside of the phat credit limit for the late night bashes in vegas .. i'd have to say "yes" ... but it would have to be fun to gorge on a few apple martinis with the twins and dangle them from the penthouse balcony of the Belaggio by their ankles .. just for kicks


GravatarWhen is the Ohio recount deadline? Do they have until the inauguration?


GravatarWhen is the Ohio recount deadline? Do they have until the inauguration?


Gravatar"That's the worst misspelling of "pestilential" I've ever heard. - Thersites

Oh man, you gotta put warnings on posts like that! I laughed so hard that all this weird stuff started dancing in front of my eyes. Or, it might have been that last pound of Mezcal Worms. One or t'other, fo shizzle!


Gravatar"That's the worst misspelling of "pestilential" I've ever heard. - Thersites

Oh man, you gotta put warnings on posts like that! I laughed so hard that all this weird stuff started dancing in front of my eyes. Or, it might have been that last pound of Mezcal Worms. One or t'other, fo shizzle!


GravatarBut I don't see anyone named Pie posting here, so maybe you are free to troll on other subjects.



It is inadvisable for me to allow my guard to drop ...

... pie could return at any moment.

As I said before, pie may not be posting here right now, but her evil lingers ...

... until Eschaton is cleansed of pie and her odor for good, I cannot rest.

.....


GravatarBut I don't see anyone named Pie posting here, so maybe you are free to troll on other subjects.



It is inadvisable for me to allow my guard to drop ...

... pie could return at any moment.

As I said before, pie may not be posting here right now, but her evil lingers ...

... until Eschaton is cleansed of pie and her odor for good, I cannot rest.

.....


GravatarTrollification

Do not worry until they start making sense and play nice. Then the end times are near. When they hear Gabriels horn, they begin repenting. Course it could be a 68 Ford Galaxie playing taps but we won't tell them that.


GravatarTrollification

Do not worry until they start making sense and play nice. Then the end times are near. When they hear Gabriels horn, they begin repenting. Course it could be a 68 Ford Galaxie playing taps but we won't tell them that.


GravatarIt is inadvisable for me to allow my guard to drop ...

... pie could return at any moment.


But how will you know when the mysterious entity you call pie has disappeared?


GravatarIt is inadvisable for me to allow my guard to drop ...

... pie could return at any moment.


But how will you know when the mysterious entity you call pie has disappeared?


GravatarTelltale Heart,
Imagine how I feel. I live with the guy.


GravatarTelltale Heart,
Imagine how I feel. I live with the guy.


GravatarHonestly, I just hate women.

"pie" reminds me of my mom.


GravatarHonestly, I just hate women.

"pie" reminds me of my mom.


GravatarThe stretch of Highway 290 between Brenham and Giddings has been renamed....

Presidential Corridor

That's the worst misspelling of "pestilential" I've ever heard.
Thersites


HAW HAW HAW!

Wouldn't it be really cool if the "Presidential Corridor" was an actual Arapaho-style gauntlet that a newly-elected President had to run? Through the voters? Wouldn't that be great?

Boy, I'd get up early in the day to get a good space for THAT!


GravatarThe stretch of Highway 290 between Brenham and Giddings has been renamed....

Presidential Corridor

That's the worst misspelling of "pestilential" I've ever heard.
Thersites


HAW HAW HAW!

Wouldn't it be really cool if the "Presidential Corridor" was an actual Arapaho-style gauntlet that a newly-elected President had to run? Through the voters? Wouldn't that be great?

Boy, I'd get up early in the day to get a good space for THAT!


Gravatarsyntallic - would they know they'd be upside down? and then again the danger of projectile vomiting on the innocent (but who's innocent in LV)


Gravatarsyntallic - would they know they'd be upside down? and then again the danger of projectile vomiting on the innocent (but who's innocent in LV)


GravatarI need some advice. Or rather, I need opinions. Girl I've been dating for something to the tune of a month and a half ditches me without a phone call about 3 weeks ago (we had a date, she didn't show). She emails me later and says, "Something's happened that has drastically changed my life." Ok, fine. We don't see each other for two weeks. Finally, (tonight) we had a date scheduled. Nice french restaurant, and the Chicago symphony. I had already bought tickets, and made reservations. She ditches me again, not so much as a phone call. Is it safe to say that it's alright to break up with her? *Bear in mind, she still has in her posession my iPod and my seasons 1 + 2 of West Wing.

Thanks guys


GravatarI need some advice. Or rather, I need opinions. Girl I've been dating for something to the tune of a month and a half ditches me without a phone call about 3 weeks ago (we had a date, she didn't show). She emails me later and says, "Something's happened that has drastically changed my life." Ok, fine. We don't see each other for two weeks. Finally, (tonight) we had a date scheduled. Nice french restaurant, and the Chicago symphony. I had already bought tickets, and made reservations. She ditches me again, not so much as a phone call. Is it safe to say that it's alright to break up with her? *Bear in mind, she still has in her posession my iPod and my seasons 1 + 2 of West Wing.

Thanks guys


Gravatarwhat a load of diaper turds. Eff the water supply. You can buy bottled water. We need to get the effin regulations off the backs of companies so that they can produce jobs.


Gravatarwhat a load of diaper turds. Eff the water supply. You can buy bottled water. We need to get the effin regulations off the backs of companies so that they can produce jobs.


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?

A cow pie? (/snark)
FeralLiberal

That is completely funny. I can't stop laughing.


GravatarIf Laura Bush were a pie, what kind of pie would she be?

A cow pie? (/snark)
FeralLiberal

That is completely funny. I can't stop laughing.


GravatarI'm not gay, though.

I think.


GravatarI'm not gay, though.

I think.


GravatarI do like gladiator movies.


GravatarI do like gladiator movies.


GravatarI'm not gay, though.


Only gay guys hate pie.


GravatarI'm not gay, though.


Only gay guys hate pie.


Gravatarredbaron - She is not into you, you are putting way more into the relationship than she is capable of appreciating. dump her... but not before you get your belongings back.


Gravatarredbaron - She is not into you, you are putting way more into the relationship than she is capable of appreciating. dump her... but not before you get your belongings back.


Gravatarnot sure if they would, Lima ... but the whole secret service thing surrounding the twins kinda gets me aroused in a strange sorta way ... like bungee jumping and driving really fast downhill


Gravatarnot sure if they would, Lima ... but the whole secret service thing surrounding the twins kinda gets me aroused in a strange sorta way ... like bungee jumping and driving really fast downhill


Gravatarredbaron - ipods are over-rated. But do hire someone (like a rep troll, they ahve no work now that the elections are over)to shake her up a bit. Good luck, you deserve better.


Gravatarredbaron - ipods are over-rated. But do hire someone (like a rep troll, they ahve no work now that the elections are over)to shake her up a bit. Good luck, you deserve better.


GravatarI hate pie.


GravatarI hate pie.


GravatarIs it safe to say that it's alright to break up with her? *Bear in mind, she still has in her posession my iPod and my seasons 1 + 2 of West Wing.


Id try here for that sort of thing.

Just sayin...


GravatarIs it safe to say that it's alright to break up with her? *Bear in mind, she still has in her posession my iPod and my seasons 1 + 2 of West Wing.


Id try here for that sort of thing.

Just sayin...


GravatarThat's the worst misspelling of "pestilential" I've ever heard.


I can't tell you how depressing it was.

It's actually a fairly pretty stretch of highway, but it's ruined now.

Houston, as always, was a soul sucking pit of negative culture. The high point was arguing with my 19 year old niece's libertarian fundie boyfriend.

Don't ask me how a young man can be a libertarian AND a fundie at the same time. Sadly, he manages it without even the slightest tinge of cognitive dissonance.

My niece is more sensible, though not too much more sensible, since she plans to marry him.

I'm praying she comes to her senses.


GravatarThat's the worst misspelling of "pestilential" I've ever heard.


I can't tell you how depressing it was.

It's actually a fairly pretty stretch of highway, but it's ruined now.

Houston, as always, was a soul sucking pit of negative culture. The high point was arguing with my 19 year old niece's libertarian fundie boyfriend.

Don't ask me how a young man can be a libertarian AND a fundie at the same time. Sadly, he manages it without even the slightest tinge of cognitive dissonance.

My niece is more sensible, though not too much more sensible, since she plans to marry him.

I'm praying she comes to her senses.


Gravatarsyntallic -

weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


Gravatarsyntallic -

weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


GravatarI like Broadway musicals.

A lot.


GravatarI like Broadway musicals.

A lot.


GravatarGet the iPod back, or I will. Grow a spine, or you'll have to listen to disturbed geeks like Cartman on the subway for evermore...
.


GravatarGet the iPod back, or I will. Grow a spine, or you'll have to listen to disturbed geeks like Cartman on the subway for evermore...
.


GravatarI hate fourlegsgood too.


GravatarI hate fourlegsgood too.


Gravatarj'aime pie. c'est une vraie tarte.


Gravatarj'aime pie. c'est une vraie tarte.


GravatarThanks guys... I just needed some unbiased confirmation. All my friends tell me she's trash, and while I'm usually the nice guy and don't say such things -- "Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice... Can't get fooled again"

Or something like that.

Anybody wanna go to the opera with me?


GravatarThanks guys... I just needed some unbiased confirmation. All my friends tell me she's trash, and while I'm usually the nice guy and don't say such things -- "Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice... Can't get fooled again"

Or something like that.

Anybody wanna go to the opera with me?


Gravatar"Rent" is my favorite.

I cry every time I see it.


Gravatar"Rent" is my favorite.

I cry every time I see it.


GravatarG'night all.
Why do I have this feeling I'll be dreaming of pie tonight? (and waking up hungry).


GravatarG'night all.
Why do I have this feeling I'll be dreaming of pie tonight? (and waking up hungry).


GravatarShe ditches me again, not so much as a phone call. Is it safe to say that it's alright to break up with her? *Bear in mind, she still has in her posession my iPod and my seasons 1 + 2 of West Wing.

Stop by and be very nice, get your stuff back, then leave and tell her (on your way out the door WITH your iPod in hand) that you're sorry, but you can't see her any longer because you've met the most extraordinary girl and it's changed your life.

So sorry. Have a nice life!!

That drives girls crazy (even if it's all lies).


GravatarShe ditches me again, not so much as a phone call. Is it safe to say that it's alright to break up with her? *Bear in mind, she still has in her posession my iPod and my seasons 1 + 2 of West Wing.

Stop by and be very nice, get your stuff back, then leave and tell her (on your way out the door WITH your iPod in hand) that you're sorry, but you can't see her any longer because you've met the most extraordinary girl and it's changed your life.

So sorry. Have a nice life!!

That drives girls crazy (even if it's all lies).


Gravatari love pie.


Gravatari love pie.


GravatarI hate fourlegsgood too.


All my various jambes hate you too.


Go the fuck away, won't you?


GravatarI hate fourlegsgood too.


All my various jambes hate you too.


Go the fuck away, won't you?


GravatarTelltaleHeart --
Get the iPod back, or I will. Grow a spine, or you'll have to listen to disturbed geeks like Cartman on the subway for evermore...
.


Eh? Spine? Not sure if that was meant as an insult or not, but if it was - There's a difference between maintaining a certain degree of courtesy and being an asshole, and I don't think that difference is decided by whether or not one has a spine.

Just sayin'


GravatarTelltaleHeart --
Get the iPod back, or I will. Grow a spine, or you'll have to listen to disturbed geeks like Cartman on the subway for evermore...
.


Eh? Spine? Not sure if that was meant as an insult or not, but if it was - There's a difference between maintaining a certain degree of courtesy and being an asshole, and I don't think that difference is decided by whether or not one has a spine.

Just sayin'


GravatarGood one fourlegsgood, this is great advice.


GravatarGood one fourlegsgood, this is great advice.


GravatarImagine how I feel. I live with the guy.


Could be worse, you could be living with one of these idiot trolli-forms.

Actually, I take that back. You'd have pounded their moronic asses into dust in the first five minutes.

In between feedings, too.


GravatarImagine how I feel. I live with the guy.


Could be worse, you could be living with one of these idiot trolli-forms.

Actually, I take that back. You'd have pounded their moronic asses into dust in the first five minutes.

In between feedings, too.


Gravatarfourlegsgood, that wasn't me.

Note the capital-letters in the handle.

I have nothing agains fourlegsgood.


Gravatarfourlegsgood, that wasn't me.

Note the capital-letters in the handle.

I have nothing agains fourlegsgood.


Gravatari hate pie, you're still a silly trolli-form.

My advice stands.


Gravatari hate pie, you're still a silly trolli-form.

My advice stands.


GravatarI hate only:

pie and hecate.

I will not randomly insult anyone else.

If "I" do, it is not really me, but one of pie's minions posing as me.

........


GravatarI hate only:

pie and hecate.

I will not randomly insult anyone else.

If "I" do, it is not really me, but one of pie's minions posing as me.

........


Gravatarredbaron,

Get your stuff and graciously bow out.

Be the bigger person, you'll respect yourself later.


Gravatarredbaron,

Get your stuff and graciously bow out.

Be the bigger person, you'll respect yourself later.


Gravatarfourlegsgood I hate too.


Gravatarfourlegsgood I hate too.


Gravatari hate pie, you're still a silly trolli-form.

My advice stands.
fourlegsgood



I kinda figured.

You are a good soul, but you are under the sway of pie, so you cannot see the Truth for yourself.

It is for the sake of people like you that I continue my work.



pie sucks

she is evil

i hate her


Gravatari hate pie, you're still a silly trolli-form.

My advice stands.
fourlegsgood



I kinda figured.

You are a good soul, but you are under the sway of pie, so you cannot see the Truth for yourself.

It is for the sake of people like you that I continue my work.



pie sucks

she is evil

i hate her


Gravatarno one could give the smackdown like Bilmon.


*sigh*


Gravatarno one could give the smackdown like Bilmon.


*sigh*


GravatarI hate Cartman too. I hope it gets diarehha.


GravatarI hate Cartman too. I hope it gets diarehha.


Gravatar"We must not allow a mine-shaft gap!"


Gravatar"We must not allow a mine-shaft gap!"


GravatarWhere are you pie?

Come out and fight like a man.

What are you afraid of????????????????


GravatarWhere are you pie?

Come out and fight like a man.

What are you afraid of????????????????


Gravatar"Eh? Spine? Not sure if that was meant as an insult or not, but if it was - There's a difference between maintaining a certain degree of courtesy and being an asshole, and I don't think that difference is decided by whether or not one has a spine." - redbaron

Apologies, 'twas meant merely as encouragement. Tough love (blech!), as it were!

A broken heart is nothing compared to the loss of an iPod. Run, now, and fetch it, before she fills it with Celine Dion "classics" and flogs it on e-Bay! Anyone who could break up with you when there are Chicago Symph tix available is, frankly, pod people!


Gravatar"Eh? Spine? Not sure if that was meant as an insult or not, but if it was - There's a difference between maintaining a certain degree of courtesy and being an asshole, and I don't think that difference is decided by whether or not one has a spine." - redbaron

Apologies, 'twas meant merely as encouragement. Tough love (blech!), as it were!

A broken heart is nothing compared to the loss of an iPod. Run, now, and fetch it, before she fills it with Celine Dion "classics" and flogs it on e-Bay! Anyone who could break up with you when there are Chicago Symph tix available is, frankly, pod people!


GravatarI hate i hate pie


GravatarI hate i hate pie


Gravatari hate ihate ihate pie


Gravatari hate ihate ihate pie


GravatarI hate Cartman too.

Kiss my butt Dim Sum.


GravatarI hate Cartman too.

Kiss my butt Dim Sum.


GravatarTtH: LOL, Ok, gotcha. She's dutch, and would probably skip the Celine Dion and go right to that freaky Coalition of the Strange stuff or something. Meanwhile, since I am no longer tied down, I can now afford a plasma TV! (We were going to go to Paris for New Year's)


GravatarTtH: LOL, Ok, gotcha. She's dutch, and would probably skip the Celine Dion and go right to that freaky Coalition of the Strange stuff or something. Meanwhile, since I am no longer tied down, I can now afford a plasma TV! (We were going to go to Paris for New Year's)


GravatarWhat are you afraid of??

you calling me you worm?


GravatarWhat are you afraid of??

you calling me you worm?


Gravataryou calling me you worm?


Yer not the real pie.

.......


Gravataryou calling me you worm?


Yer not the real pie.

.......


GravatarI like fourlegsgood.

Stop by and be very nice, get your stuff back, then leave and tell her (on your way out the door WITH your iPod in hand) that you're sorry, but you can't see her any longer because you've met the most extraordinary girl and it's changed your life.

Alternately, drink at least 14 cans of Mickey's Big Mouth, beg a friend to drive you to her place, demand he blast "your song" at top volume, annoy him so much that he kicks you out of his car, become drunkenly outraged at her mailbox so that you hit it repeatedly with a garbage can lid, flee when you hear the sirens, run screeching through the suburban night, fall softly asleep behind a toolshed with some grandma's bra from a laundry line somehow stuck to your sweater, and wake up to a dog peeing on your sneakers. Then, throw up.

The key is to keep your dignity.


GravatarI like fourlegsgood.

Stop by and be very nice, get your stuff back, then leave and tell her (on your way out the door WITH your iPod in hand) that you're sorry, but you can't see her any longer because you've met the most extraordinary girl and it's changed your life.

Alternately, drink at least 14 cans of Mickey's Big Mouth, beg a friend to drive you to her place, demand he blast "your song" at top volume, annoy him so much that he kicks you out of his car, become drunkenly outraged at her mailbox so that you hit it repeatedly with a garbage can lid, flee when you hear the sirens, run screeching through the suburban night, fall softly asleep behind a toolshed with some grandma's bra from a laundry line somehow stuck to your sweater, and wake up to a dog peeing on your sneakers. Then, throw up.

The key is to keep your dignity.


GravatarThat's the spirit!

Now, lets get back into our Fokker Triplanes and give the plucky Brits a merry chase!

Tally-Ho!
.


GravatarThat's the spirit!

Now, lets get back into our Fokker Triplanes and give the plucky Brits a merry chase!

Tally-Ho!
.


Gravatarredbaron,

You're gonna make a decent girl happy someday.


Gravatarredbaron,

You're gonna make a decent girl happy someday.


GravatarI bet Atrios would be so proud of this conversation.


GravatarI bet Atrios would be so proud of this conversation.


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying" of people and vehicles in airports, at custom checkpoints and other "vulnerable locations" near you. Be scared.


If they find any type of medical problems with you will you be notified or allowed to die a slow and painful, yet highly curable if caught in its early stages, death?


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying" of people and vehicles in airports, at custom checkpoints and other "vulnerable locations" near you. Be scared.


If they find any type of medical problems with you will you be notified or allowed to die a slow and painful, yet highly curable if caught in its early stages, death?


GravatarPete - Thanks - Although it'd be much nicer to make one happy now But that's enough bitching from me for the evening


GravatarPete - Thanks - Although it'd be much nicer to make one happy now But that's enough bitching from me for the evening


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying" of people and vehicles in airports, at custom checkpoints and other "vulnerable locations" near you. Be scared.

hope they don't uncover my brain implants and metal body parts


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying" of people and vehicles in airports, at custom checkpoints and other "vulnerable locations" near you. Be scared.

hope they don't uncover my brain implants and metal body parts


GravatarYer not the real pie.

Yes I am bottom feeder. Are you too busy with your maggot meal to recognize me?


GravatarYer not the real pie.

Yes I am bottom feeder. Are you too busy with your maggot meal to recognize me?


GravatarSOYLENT PIE IS PEOPLE!


GravatarSOYLENT PIE IS PEOPLE!


GravatarI hate i hate pie

I'm not to big on cake becau...we aren't talking about desserts are we?


GravatarI hate i hate pie

I'm not to big on cake becau...we aren't talking about desserts are we?


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying" of people and vehicles in airports, at custom checkpoints and other "vulnerable locations" near you. Be scared.

Is it illegal to implant the letters 'F' and 'U' into my body?

Or maybe a big finger?


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying" of people and vehicles in airports, at custom checkpoints and other "vulnerable locations" near you. Be scared.

Is it illegal to implant the letters 'F' and 'U' into my body?

Or maybe a big finger?


GravatarIs it safe to say that it's alright to break up with her?

i would say that you have already been broken-up with.

forget trying to salvage the relationship, JUST GET YOUR STUFF.

& i mean RIGHT AWAY.

& it ISNT about the stuff, its about your self-respect.


GravatarIs it safe to say that it's alright to break up with her?

i would say that you have already been broken-up with.

forget trying to salvage the relationship, JUST GET YOUR STUFF.

& i mean RIGHT AWAY.

& it ISNT about the stuff, its about your self-respect.


GravatarRedbaron - I can't believe you haven't found someone who could offer as much to a relationship as you would. You seem like a very sweet man. Given the circumstance with this woman you could be alot more hostile with her, but you seem to hold no animosity. Just be patient. Good things come to those who wait.


GravatarRedbaron - I can't believe you haven't found someone who could offer as much to a relationship as you would. You seem like a very sweet man. Given the circumstance with this woman you could be alot more hostile with her, but you seem to hold no animosity. Just be patient. Good things come to those who wait.


GravatarYes I am bottom feeder

Don't call me bottom feeder.


Are you too busy with your maggot meal to recognize me?



I don't eat maggots.


Yer not the real pie.

The real pie never responds to me, because she knows that I speak the Truth about her, and she knows that the Truth shall come to light if ever she engages me in a direct confrontation.





.........


GravatarYes I am bottom feeder

Don't call me bottom feeder.


Are you too busy with your maggot meal to recognize me?



I don't eat maggots.


Yer not the real pie.

The real pie never responds to me, because she knows that I speak the Truth about her, and she knows that the Truth shall come to light if ever she engages me in a direct confrontation.





.........


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying"

Aren't x-rays kind of dangerous to people?


GravatarThe Ministry of Homeland Security is exploring "covert x-raying"

Aren't x-rays kind of dangerous to people?


GravatarThe real pie never responds to me, because she knows that I speak the Truth about her, and she knows that the Truth shall come to light if ever she engages me in a direct confrontation.

Be afraid worm-troll, be very afriad. pie is coming to get you. BOO!


GravatarThe real pie never responds to me, because she knows that I speak the Truth about her, and she knows that the Truth shall come to light if ever she engages me in a direct confrontation.

Be afraid worm-troll, be very afriad. pie is coming to get you. BOO!


Gravatari hate "i hate pie"


Gravatari hate "i hate pie"


GravatarDawna - Wow, you guys have been much more of a help than I had expected I've had a couple of interesting, and trying, weeks, and it's nice to hear some supportive things


GravatarDawna - Wow, you guys have been much more of a help than I had expected I've had a couple of interesting, and trying, weeks, and it's nice to hear some supportive things


GravatarBe afraid worm-troll

Don't call me worm-troll, please.





i hate pie

pie sucks ass


GravatarBe afraid worm-troll

Don't call me worm-troll, please.





i hate pie

pie sucks ass


GravatarRedbaron - I can't believe you haven't found someone who could offer as much to a relationship as you would. You seem like a very sweet man. Given the circumstance with this woman you could be alot more hostile with her, but you seem to hold no animosity. Just be patient. Good things come to those who wait.

Redbaron, are you cute? I'd like to date you


GravatarRedbaron - I can't believe you haven't found someone who could offer as much to a relationship as you would. You seem like a very sweet man. Given the circumstance with this woman you could be alot more hostile with her, but you seem to hold no animosity. Just be patient. Good things come to those who wait.

Redbaron, are you cute? I'd like to date you


GravatarMonica A

We should be.

Ok I'll start, French Silk Pie.

Damn

And not a crumb in sight either.


GravatarMonica A

We should be.

Ok I'll start, French Silk Pie.

Damn

And not a crumb in sight either.


GravatarRedbaron - Your welcome, glad to help


GravatarRedbaron - Your welcome, glad to help


GravatarDon't call me worm-troll, please.

Okay turd-troll, I won't call you worm-troll.


GravatarDon't call me worm-troll, please.

Okay turd-troll, I won't call you worm-troll.


GravatarRedbaron, I'm a girl, I'd like to date you. Even though I'm annoying with the i hate pie stuff.


GravatarRedbaron, I'm a girl, I'd like to date you. Even though I'm annoying with the i hate pie stuff.


GravatarSOYLENT PIE IS STILL PEOPLE! THEY DIDN'T CHANGE THE RECIPE LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD. IT'S STILL MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!


GravatarSOYLENT PIE IS STILL PEOPLE! THEY DIDN'T CHANGE THE RECIPE LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD. IT'S STILL MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!


Gravatari would say that you have already been broken-up with.

You seem like a very sweet man. Given the circumstance with this woman you could be alot more hostile with



HEY! You kids quit hangin around this parkin lot! You don't get outta here, I'm gonna call the cops. You ain't old enough to buy, you ain't old enough to try. Beat it.


Gravatari would say that you have already been broken-up with.

You seem like a very sweet man. Given the circumstance with this woman you could be alot more hostile with



HEY! You kids quit hangin around this parkin lot! You don't get outta here, I'm gonna call the cops. You ain't old enough to buy, you ain't old enough to try. Beat it.


Gravatarihp, haha. I've never been much for talking about m'self in that respect (southern roots and whatnot). But I've got a match.com profile - quantumtheorist. Although, given what I've read from your posts, you may not be my type :-p


Gravatarihp, haha. I've never been much for talking about m'self in that respect (southern roots and whatnot). But I've got a match.com profile - quantumtheorist. Although, given what I've read from your posts, you may not be my type :-p


Gravatar
I am not a troll. I post on topics I am willing to defend.
Cartman


You can't defend the indefensible you sacklass turd ... you just pulled ernie lombardi out of your ass ... probably where the big guy's been hiding since the 50s. ernie lombardi never said shit ... you're just an ignorant ass monkey with inaccurate quotes.


Gravatar
I am not a troll. I post on topics I am willing to defend.
Cartman


You can't defend the indefensible you sacklass turd ... you just pulled ernie lombardi out of your ass ... probably where the big guy's been hiding since the 50s. ernie lombardi never said shit ... you're just an ignorant ass monkey with inaccurate quotes.


GravatarMisterX - better be careful, or I'll get my black-hoodie horde and sic them on you. Since, ya know, we all listen to eminem.


GravatarMisterX - better be careful, or I'll get my black-hoodie horde and sic them on you. Since, ya know, we all listen to eminem.


GravatarMister X sounds like one of those grumpy old men. Bet he looks like Walter Matthau. Puts his teeth in a glass of water bfore he retires for the night. Puts a CD of Elektronik Supersonik on to lull him to sleep as he dreams of the old country.


GravatarMister X sounds like one of those grumpy old men. Bet he looks like Walter Matthau. Puts his teeth in a glass of water bfore he retires for the night. Puts a CD of Elektronik Supersonik on to lull him to sleep as he dreams of the old country.


Gravatar... Since, ya know, we all listen to eminem.
redbaron


Thera Veda, my friend, Thera Veda...


Gravatar... Since, ya know, we all listen to eminem.
redbaron


Thera Veda, my friend, Thera Veda...


GravatarHave y'all seen that show "Desperate Housewives?"

This thread could be called "Desperate Trolls."


Exceptin' they ain't hot.


GravatarHave y'all seen that show "Desperate Housewives?"

This thread could be called "Desperate Trolls."


Exceptin' they ain't hot.


GravatarSigh. I had to google for the Winklehof reference. What ever happened to Sauerkraut? I dunno, he musta died...


GravatarSigh. I had to google for the Winklehof reference. What ever happened to Sauerkraut? I dunno, he musta died...


GravatarThera Veda, my friend, Thera Veda...
misterx


..As in the Buddhist Theravada?


GravatarThera Veda, my friend, Thera Veda...
misterx


..As in the Buddhist Theravada?


GravatarI just read something very interesting in last month's Vanity Fair. I wonder if anybody here is familiar with these two items:

a. Dick Cheney gave the order to shoot down a civilian airliner on 9/11 but he had no authority to do so. His testimony in front of the 9/11 commission does not match the notes that his wife and others took that day. He wasn't under oath, but it still looks back that he did give the order, and secondly lied about it.

b. The White House asked the FBI not to respond to any questions about the FBI informant who was living with some 9/11 hijackers in San Diego. What's that all about?


GravatarI just read something very interesting in last month's Vanity Fair. I wonder if anybody here is familiar with these two items:

a. Dick Cheney gave the order to shoot down a civilian airliner on 9/11 but he had no authority to do so. His testimony in front of the 9/11 commission does not match the notes that his wife and others took that day. He wasn't under oath, but it still looks back that he did give the order, and secondly lied about it.

b. The White House asked the FBI not to respond to any questions about the FBI informant who was living with some 9/11 hijackers in San Diego. What's that all about?


Gravatar ...a CD of Elektronik Supersonik on to lull him to sleep as he dreams of the old country.
EkCenTriK


I am world's bigest washed-up SUPERSTAR!"


Gravatar ...a CD of Elektronik Supersonik on to lull him to sleep as he dreams of the old country.
EkCenTriK


I am world's bigest washed-up SUPERSTAR!"


Gravatarou just pulled ernie lombardi out of your ass ... probably where the big guy's been hiding since the 50s. ernie lombardi never said shit ... you're just an ignorant ass monkey with inaccurate quotes.

Do YOU know who Ernie Lombardi is dickweed? He is a Hall of Famer, played catcher for the Red and Giants from 31 to 47, hit .306 lifetime.

He is famous and he is quoted, and you must be drunk off yer ass.


Gravatarou just pulled ernie lombardi out of your ass ... probably where the big guy's been hiding since the 50s. ernie lombardi never said shit ... you're just an ignorant ass monkey with inaccurate quotes.

Do YOU know who Ernie Lombardi is dickweed? He is a Hall of Famer, played catcher for the Red and Giants from 31 to 47, hit .306 lifetime.

He is famous and he is quoted, and you must be drunk off yer ass.


GravatarExceptin' they ain't hot.

I'm super hot. I resemble Carmen Electra.


GravatarExceptin' they ain't hot.

I'm super hot. I resemble Carmen Electra.


GravatarMisterX

Actually I can't say much, I painfully noticed the similarity of my handle to their name.

Shook me up a bit, but then I walked it off.


GravatarMisterX

Actually I can't say much, I painfully noticed the similarity of my handle to their name.

Shook me up a bit, but then I walked it off.


Gravatar"i am jewish, and isreal kicks butt too."-cartman

cartman is the only jew in the world who doesn't know how to spell "israel".


Gravatar"i am jewish, and isreal kicks butt too."-cartman

cartman is the only jew in the world who doesn't know how to spell "israel".


GravatarISRAEL!!!


GravatarISRAEL!!!


Gravatar"dickweed"

I wonder where words come from. Wh was the first person to put "dick" and "weed" together?

Dick, sure. Weed, I can see it. But Dick... Weed...?
.


Gravatar"dickweed"

I wonder where words come from. Wh was the first person to put "dick" and "weed" together?

Dick, sure. Weed, I can see it. But Dick... Weed...?
.


GravatarDubya: The Movie. I split a gut.


GravatarDubya: The Movie. I split a gut.


GravatarBut how will you know when the mysterious entity you call pie has disappeared?
Cartman


By the same mysterious process that we will know that the war on terrorism has ended.


GravatarBut how will you know when the mysterious entity you call pie has disappeared?
Cartman


By the same mysterious process that we will know that the war on terrorism has ended.


Gravatarorbitron .... very funny shit .. indeed


Gravatarorbitron .... very funny shit .. indeed


GravatarDo YOU know who Ernie Lombardi is dickweed? He is a Hall of Famer, played catcher for the Red and Giants from 31 to 47, hit .306 lifetime.

He is famous and he is quoted, and you must be drunk off yer ass.
Cartman


You Nazi piece of fascist shit ... I've wiped more impressive turd off your mother's teeth, you bukkake-loving eunuch.

ernie lombardi was a fat, ugly, slow lug. ... BUT ... he could catch, and he was solid behind the plate. Unlike you, you pathetic asshole, who can only find your courage behind an anonymous screen. Can you find your penis down there, too, under the rolls of fat? ... pathetic nazis!


GravatarDo YOU know who Ernie Lombardi is dickweed? He is a Hall of Famer, played catcher for the Red and Giants from 31 to 47, hit .306 lifetime.

He is famous and he is quoted, and you must be drunk off yer ass.
Cartman


You Nazi piece of fascist shit ... I've wiped more impressive turd off your mother's teeth, you bukkake-loving eunuch.

ernie lombardi was a fat, ugly, slow lug. ... BUT ... he could catch, and he was solid behind the plate. Unlike you, you pathetic asshole, who can only find your courage behind an anonymous screen. Can you find your penis down there, too, under the rolls of fat? ... pathetic nazis!


GravatarThe expression I always wondered about is "go apeshit". I understand that it's an expansion of "go ape", but that doesn't clear anything up.


GravatarThe expression I always wondered about is "go apeshit". I understand that it's an expansion of "go ape", but that doesn't clear anything up.


Gravatarshit bitch ... I knew who ernie lombardi was when you first hid your fat ass behind his fat ass. and I hate baseball, but I knew who this fat ass you were (erroneously) referencing. stupid bitch that you are, you were wrong then, too, like every other aspect of your pathetic fat life has been wrong ... including your piss-poor misquotation.

... That was Vince Lombardi you were misquoting, you ignorant castrato. I'll repeat and use small words, because I'm now assuming you're from a red state ... and since you know ernie (but not vince) lombardi, are therefore an ignorant fuckwad scarcely worth my time ... but here goes:

"Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is." -- VINCE LOMBARDI, head coach Green Bay Packers before your father got your mother drunk

Try not to be ignorant if you can help it despite your consanguinous heritage. ... and baseball sucks you fat asswipe, but football rules.


Gravatarshit bitch ... I knew who ernie lombardi was when you first hid your fat ass behind his fat ass. and I hate baseball, but I knew who this fat ass you were (erroneously) referencing. stupid bitch that you are, you were wrong then, too, like every other aspect of your pathetic fat life has been wrong ... including your piss-poor misquotation.

... That was Vince Lombardi you were misquoting, you ignorant castrato. I'll repeat and use small words, because I'm now assuming you're from a red state ... and since you know ernie (but not vince) lombardi, are therefore an ignorant fuckwad scarcely worth my time ... but here goes:

"Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is." -- VINCE LOMBARDI, head coach Green Bay Packers before your father got your mother drunk

Try not to be ignorant if you can help it despite your consanguinous heritage. ... and baseball sucks you fat asswipe, but football rules.


GravatarJournal entry 56:

After many days of viewing the trolls in their natural habitat, I have decided to make contact with them, in a way that they, I hope, will understand:

fuck u a11 bush is the best and i dont know hoo some of those pepole are you keep talking about but I know what fox newz th1nk5 about them.

Perhaps later I can learn more about these fascinating creatures, these

Trolls in the commentary mist


GravatarJournal entry 56:

After many days of viewing the trolls in their natural habitat, I have decided to make contact with them, in a way that they, I hope, will understand:

fuck u a11 bush is the best and i dont know hoo some of those pepole are you keep talking about but I know what fox newz th1nk5 about them.

Perhaps later I can learn more about these fascinating creatures, these

Trolls in the commentary mist


GravatarTrolls in the commentary mist
redbaron


I would say you could study their mating habits, but I don't need to see fat racist rednecks getting it on with their cousins. ... so much fat incest ... eww ...


GravatarTrolls in the commentary mist
redbaron


I would say you could study their mating habits, but I don't need to see fat racist rednecks getting it on with their cousins. ... so much fat incest ... eww ...


Gravatarredbaron, be careful you don't want to damage your beautiful mind with dangerous experiments.


Gravatarredbaron, be careful you don't want to damage your beautiful mind with dangerous experiments.


GravatarYou Nazi piece of fascist shit ... I've wiped more impressive turd off your mother's teeth, you bukkake-loving eunuch.

ernie lombardi was a fat, ugly, slow lug. ... BUT ... he could catch, and he was solid behind the plate. Unlike you, you pathetic asshole, who can only find your courage behind an anonymous screen. Can you find your penis down there, too, under the rolls of fat? ... pathetic nazis!


you're the damn Nazi fascist. I'm Jewish you moron.


GravatarYou Nazi piece of fascist shit ... I've wiped more impressive turd off your mother's teeth, you bukkake-loving eunuch.

ernie lombardi was a fat, ugly, slow lug. ... BUT ... he could catch, and he was solid behind the plate. Unlike you, you pathetic asshole, who can only find your courage behind an anonymous screen. Can you find your penis down there, too, under the rolls of fat? ... pathetic nazis!


you're the damn Nazi fascist. I'm Jewish you moron.


Gravatar"Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is." -- VINCE LOMBARDI, head coach Green Bay Packers before your father got your mother drunk

Try not to be ignorant if you can help it despite your consanguinous heritage. ... and baseball sucks you fat asswipe, but football rules.


Hey Nazi dipshit, here's the quote:

"Winning isn't everything, its the only thing."
-Ernie Lombardi, Catcher New York Giants

So get off your high horse and get over it you storm trooper goon.


Gravatar"Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is." -- VINCE LOMBARDI, head coach Green Bay Packers before your father got your mother drunk

Try not to be ignorant if you can help it despite your consanguinous heritage. ... and baseball sucks you fat asswipe, but football rules.


Hey Nazi dipshit, here's the quote:

"Winning isn't everything, its the only thing."
-Ernie Lombardi, Catcher New York Giants

So get off your high horse and get over it you storm trooper goon.


GravatarI think that i hate pie has a masochistic attraction to Pie. I sense a mixture of fear and excitement in the posts.


GravatarI think that i hate pie has a masochistic attraction to Pie. I sense a mixture of fear and excitement in the posts.


Gravatar
I think that i hate pie has a masochistic attraction to Pie. I sense a mixture of fear and excitement in the posts.




Blasphemy.


Gravatar
I think that i hate pie has a masochistic attraction to Pie. I sense a mixture of fear and excitement in the posts.




Blasphemy.


Gravatar"you're the damn Nazi fascist. I'm Jewish you moron."

Your point being?
.


Gravatar"you're the damn Nazi fascist. I'm Jewish you moron."

Your point being?
.


GravatarTHIS oughta blow their little troll heads...


GravatarTHIS oughta blow their little troll heads...


Gravataryou're the damn Nazi fascist. I'm Jewish you moron.
Cartman


Fuck you, your fat ass, and your mother ...

you think you can't be jewish and a nazi you castrated piece of subhuman garbage. you sound like the first one in line urging to put the iraqis in the oven to take THEIR oil. You sound like an enthusiatic fucking nazi. the fuck do I care that you're jewish.

I ejaculate on your claim to jewishness. Real jews would spit on you and your whore of a mother if they knew what a nazi you'd become.

I'm glad you're small-dicked and impotent you pencil-dicked, ignorant, misquoting fucktard, as it means you cannot reproduce and pass your filthy nazi tendancies onto future generations of fat, hate-filled, small-dicked pathetic basement-dwelling mamas-boys who've gotten their asses kicked by everyone they've encountered thus far in life.

Shalom, motherfucker, and try not to masturbate to freerepublic too much. No matter how hard you try, you'll still be jewish (in name I guess), and will never be white. your self-hate is pathetically obvious, and as amusing as your ignorance of sports trivia. stupid fat nazi trolls.


Gravataryou're the damn Nazi fascist. I'm Jewish you moron.
Cartman


Fuck you, your fat ass, and your mother ...

you think you can't be jewish and a nazi you castrated piece of subhuman garbage. you sound like the first one in line urging to put the iraqis in the oven to take THEIR oil. You sound like an enthusiatic fucking nazi. the fuck do I care that you're jewish.

I ejaculate on your claim to jewishness. Real jews would spit on you and your whore of a mother if they knew what a nazi you'd become.

I'm glad you're small-dicked and impotent you pencil-dicked, ignorant, misquoting fucktard, as it means you cannot reproduce and pass your filthy nazi tendancies onto future generations of fat, hate-filled, small-dicked pathetic basement-dwelling mamas-boys who've gotten their asses kicked by everyone they've encountered thus far in life.

Shalom, motherfucker, and try not to masturbate to freerepublic too much. No matter how hard you try, you'll still be jewish (in name I guess), and will never be white. your self-hate is pathetically obvious, and as amusing as your ignorance of sports trivia. stupid fat nazi trolls.


GravatarSo get off your high horse and get over it you storm trooper goon.
Cartman


If you're calling me a nazi, then you should be calling me someone from stormFRONT. ... you stupid fat dickless git ...

why the fuck would you call me a storm trooper??? do I look like I'm gonna go kill some ewoks or something? Except for you and your mother, I don't know too many hairy midget nazis looking to get their ass kicked, so you may be the closest thing to an Ewok I'm looking to smack around ... like the bitch you are.

Your confusion of "storm troopers" with "stormfront" further exemplifies your pathetic juvenile dickless ignorance ... expected from a pre-pubescent fat turd such as yourself. stupid fat nazi idiots.


GravatarSo get off your high horse and get over it you storm trooper goon.
Cartman


If you're calling me a nazi, then you should be calling me someone from stormFRONT. ... you stupid fat dickless git ...

why the fuck would you call me a storm trooper??? do I look like I'm gonna go kill some ewoks or something? Except for you and your mother, I don't know too many hairy midget nazis looking to get their ass kicked, so you may be the closest thing to an Ewok I'm looking to smack around ... like the bitch you are.

Your confusion of "storm troopers" with "stormfront" further exemplifies your pathetic juvenile dickless ignorance ... expected from a pre-pubescent fat turd such as yourself. stupid fat nazi idiots.


GravatarGo Nads!

Geddit?
.


GravatarGo Nads!

Geddit?
.


GravatarShouldn't that be "feats"?


GravatarShouldn't that be "feats"?


GravatarMan, nads - that was rightious.


GravatarMan, nads - that was rightious.


Gravatar Dissenter,
[i]I just read something very interesting in last month's Vanity Fair. I wonder if anybody here is familiar with these two items:

a. Dick Cheney gave the order to shoot down a civilian airliner on 9/11 but he had no authority to do so. His testimony in front of the 9/11 commission does not match the notes that his wife and others took that day. He wasn't under oath, but it still looks back that he did give the order, and secondly lied about it.[/i]
--
There is another article in Harper's Oct 2004 "Whitewash As Public Service: How the 9/11 Commission Defrauds the Nation. YES, Cheney lied. The report says there is no record of Cheney calling the President to ask permission to give the shoot down order (way too late). But the Commission pussy-foots around it and does not come right out and say,
Mr. Cheney, you are a LIAR.


Gravatar Dissenter,
[i]I just read something very interesting in last month's Vanity Fair. I wonder if anybody here is familiar with these two items:

a. Dick Cheney gave the order to shoot down a civilian airliner on 9/11 but he had no authority to do so. His testimony in front of the 9/11 commission does not match the notes that his wife and others took that day. He wasn't under oath, but it still looks back that he did give the order, and secondly lied about it.[/i]
--
There is another article in Harper's Oct 2004 "Whitewash As Public Service: How the 9/11 Commission Defrauds the Nation. YES, Cheney lied. The report says there is no record of Cheney calling the President to ask permission to give the shoot down order (way too late). But the Commission pussy-foots around it and does not come right out and say,
Mr. Cheney, you are a LIAR.


GravatarI like pie. Who don't like pie? Not liking pie sounds un-American to me. Like not liking mom and apple pie. Except for them apple pies with worm-trolls in em. Thats no good. You wanna cut the worm trolls out. I hate worm troll pie. Its just rotten crap. But i like real pie. With a crispy flaky crust.

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GravatarI like pie. Who don't like pie? Not liking pie sounds un-American to me. Like not liking mom and apple pie. Except for them apple pies with worm-trolls in em. Thats no good. You wanna cut the worm trolls out. I hate worm troll pie. Its just rotten crap. But i like real pie. With a crispy flaky crust.

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GravatarDrat, Firefox's italics didn't work.


GravatarDrat, Firefox's italics didn't work.


Gravatarshutup cartman. you aren't fooling anybody by claiming to be jewish, anyway. if you were jewish you would know how to spell "israel".


Gravatarshutup cartman. you aren't fooling anybody by claiming to be jewish, anyway. if you were jewish you would know how to spell "israel".


Gravatar...and whom among us doesn't like pie?


Gravatar...and whom among us doesn't like pie?


GravatarBed time story: about a big bad-ass gas-guzzzling berr chuggin' truck with Bush/Cheny and NRA stickers all over it and a pair of balls hanging from the muffler (no shit, two balls inside a bag!) almost ran me off the road last night.

Red State Rage: I was driving from South Bend to Elkhart (IN) last weekend and I still have all of my Democratic bumperstickers on the car. "Kerry/Edwards" and all the locals. Also have my "Democrats make great leaders....You're Following One" on...(and I'll leave it on till I or the car dies.) Anyway, I'm cruising along about 70 mph and this asshole in an SUV comes up next to me honking like a banshee, sticks out his tongue and flips me the big "L" for loser sign...so I signed him right back. He literally pushes me over to the side of the road at 70. No kidding. I should have called the police but he took off and I was so upset I didn't think to get his plate number. Even in "victory" they rage.


GravatarBed time story: about a big bad-ass gas-guzzzling berr chuggin' truck with Bush/Cheny and NRA stickers all over it and a pair of balls hanging from the muffler (no shit, two balls inside a bag!) almost ran me off the road last night.

Red State Rage: I was driving from South Bend to Elkhart (IN) last weekend and I still have all of my Democratic bumperstickers on the car. "Kerry/Edwards" and all the locals. Also have my "Democrats make great leaders....You're Following One" on...(and I'll leave it on till I or the car dies.) Anyway, I'm cruising along about 70 mph and this asshole in an SUV comes up next to me honking like a banshee, sticks out his tongue and flips me the big "L" for loser sign...so I signed him right back. He literally pushes me over to the side of the road at 70. No kidding. I should have called the police but he took off and I was so upset I didn't think to get his plate number. Even in "victory" they rage.


GravatarWasn't it "Good King Sauerkraut"?


GravatarWasn't it "Good King Sauerkraut"?


GravatarYes indeed, it was good King Sauerkraut.

Fortunately, when Churchy cried "The dam is burst!" he was letting his imagination run away with him. It turned out that the flood was elsewhere: "The Ogeechee is the meriest trinkle," according to the Fort Mudge Times.


GravatarYes indeed, it was good King Sauerkraut.

Fortunately, when Churchy cried "The dam is burst!" he was letting his imagination run away with him. It turned out that the flood was elsewhere: "The Ogeechee is the meriest trinkle," according to the Fort Mudge Times.


Gravatarafter a rousing game of spoons thanksgiving nite i showed everyone dubya the movie-got great reviews!


Gravatarafter a rousing game of spoons thanksgiving nite i showed everyone dubya the movie-got great reviews!


Gravatarwhy the fuck would you call me a storm trooper??? do I look like I'm gonna go kill some ewoks or something? Except for you and your mother, I don't know too many hairy midget nazis looking to get their ass kicked, so you may be the closest thing to an Ewok I'm looking to smack around ... like the bitch you are.

You are made in the image of the dreaded SS. All you want to do is destroy internal dissent, and you have hatred oozing out of every pore.

You are a disgrace to America. No doubt you are proud of your rich Aryan breeding, but I am not fooled. You go around quoting Goebbels like I go around quoting Lombardi, but I am quoting a true American and you are quoting a Nazi pig.


Gravatarwhy the fuck would you call me a storm trooper??? do I look like I'm gonna go kill some ewoks or something? Except for you and your mother, I don't know too many hairy midget nazis looking to get their ass kicked, so you may be the closest thing to an Ewok I'm looking to smack around ... like the bitch you are.

You are made in the image of the dreaded SS. All you want to do is destroy internal dissent, and you have hatred oozing out of every pore.

You are a disgrace to America. No doubt you are proud of your rich Aryan breeding, but I am not fooled. You go around quoting Goebbels like I go around quoting Lombardi, but I am quoting a true American and you are quoting a Nazi pig.


GravatarRemember, Xmas is just around the corner. Time to start warming up: "Good King Winklehof looks out, on his feets uneven...."

And you wonder why you lost by 3 mil votes!
Pat Ryan | Email | Homepage | 11.28.04 - 12:00 am | #

Walt Kelly's Pogo could teach Pat a little bit about the perils of knee-jerk reactions. Deck Us All With Boston Charlie, I say.


GravatarRemember, Xmas is just around the corner. Time to start warming up: "Good King Winklehof looks out, on his feets uneven...."

And you wonder why you lost by 3 mil votes!
Pat Ryan | Email | Homepage | 11.28.04 - 12:00 am | #

Walt Kelly's Pogo could teach Pat a little bit about the perils of knee-jerk reactions. Deck Us All With Boston Charlie, I say.


GravatarAll you want to do is destroy internal dissent, and you have hatred oozing out of every pore. You go around quoting Goebbels like I go around quoting Lombardi, but I am quoting a true American and you are quoting a Nazi pig.
Cartman


Yeah ... I'm really really insulted by the fat dickless young republican nazi calling me a nazi. Stupid motherfucker can't even get his dick out of mouth long enough to quote the right fucking Lombardi ... and this bitch calls itself an American???

Oooooh ... I'm so sorry I made you cry you fat worthless bitch. "Oooh, waaahhh ... the liberal has hatred oozing out of every pore!!!!" ... fuck yeah, you limp-dicked jewish nazi. I don't tolerate feces like you on my shoes, much less on my monitor.


GravatarAll you want to do is destroy internal dissent, and you have hatred oozing out of every pore. You go around quoting Goebbels like I go around quoting Lombardi, but I am quoting a true American and you are quoting a Nazi pig.
Cartman


Yeah ... I'm really really insulted by the fat dickless young republican nazi calling me a nazi. Stupid motherfucker can't even get his dick out of mouth long enough to quote the right fucking Lombardi ... and this bitch calls itself an American???

Oooooh ... I'm so sorry I made you cry you fat worthless bitch. "Oooh, waaahhh ... the liberal has hatred oozing out of every pore!!!!" ... fuck yeah, you limp-dicked jewish nazi. I don't tolerate feces like you on my shoes, much less on my monitor.


GravatarOooooh ... I'm so sorry I made you cry you fat worthless bitch. "Oooh, waaahhh ... the liberal has hatred oozing out of every pore!!!!" ... fuck yeah, you limp-dicked jewish nazi. I don't tolerate feces like you on my shoes, much less on my monitor.
Nads


Hey Ghengis Dick, why don't we tell people what your handle NADS stands for? Huh? Nazi Appreciation Dedication Society. Yep, that's what Nads is doing for the Reich.

And I'm not a Republican either Mr. Himmler. I am a proud Libertarian you moron. And next time get your Lombardi's right before attacking me.


GravatarOooooh ... I'm so sorry I made you cry you fat worthless bitch. "Oooh, waaahhh ... the liberal has hatred oozing out of every pore!!!!" ... fuck yeah, you limp-dicked jewish nazi. I don't tolerate feces like you on my shoes, much less on my monitor.
Nads


Hey Ghengis Dick, why don't we tell people what your handle NADS stands for? Huh? Nazi Appreciation Dedication Society. Yep, that's what Nads is doing for the Reich.

And I'm not a Republican either Mr. Himmler. I am a proud Libertarian you moron. And next time get your Lombardi's right before attacking me.


GravatarIt's not Winklehof!

It's Good King Sauerkraut with those feets uneven.


GravatarIt's not Winklehof!

It's Good King Sauerkraut with those feets uneven.


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GravatarRMJ,

Sorry I came late to this discussion, but I thought the Pogo line was "Good King Sauerkraut .."


GravatarRMJ,

Sorry I came late to this discussion, but I thought the Pogo line was "Good King Sauerkraut .."


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