I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
May I take your order for drinks?
May I take your order for drinks?
... and somedays that's all that needs to be said.
... and somedays that's all that needs to be said.
I have just discovered.
Some girls are bigger than others.
I have just discovered.
Some girls are bigger than others.
Okay, before we start talking about anything important, I wanna share my invention idea:
A weight-activated switch for men's public toilets, so that if the seat is down, but there is no weight on it, the water is electrified.
Who's with me on this? I'll need funding, engineering, sales/marketing, and probably a lot of legal...
Okay, before we start talking about anything important, I wanna share my invention idea:
A weight-activated switch for men's public toilets, so that if the seat is down, but there is no weight on it, the water is electrified.
Who's with me on this? I'll need funding, engineering, sales/marketing, and probably a lot of legal...
You could say sumtin about the Lousiana run-offs?
Or maybe a thesis about doneys slowly pacing counter-clockwise around trees?
You could say sumtin about the Lousiana run-offs?
Or maybe a thesis about doneys slowly pacing counter-clockwise around trees?
Yo don't need to feel obligated to post anything...blogs take a lot of upkeep and few of us have the kind of time we need. I enjoy reading when you (or someone else) cares to post. That's all I or anyone else has the right to feel "obligated" about.
Cup O' Joe - Blog Of The Working Man!
Yo don't need to feel obligated to post anything...blogs take a lot of upkeep and few of us have the kind of time we need. I enjoy reading when you (or someone else) cares to post. That's all I or anyone else has the right to feel "obligated" about.
Cup O' Joe - Blog Of The Working Man!
A lot of people like to talk about movining to canada, but I'm seriously thinking about going south. Mexico, Costa Rica, Brazil, Chile, all good ... well, as long as you are on the have side of the have/have nots divide. There's not a lot of middle down there. But on the have side, life really isn't bad at all.
A lot of people like to talk about movining to canada, but I'm seriously thinking about going south. Mexico, Costa Rica, Brazil, Chile, all good ... well, as long as you are on the have side of the have/have nots divide. There's not a lot of middle down there. But on the have side, life really isn't bad at all.
Funny, I've got lot's to say, today at least.
Please, be like a Republican and lie back and think of the Patriot Act, and let me blogwhore like the randy little internet slut I am.
Funny, I've got lot's to say, today at least.
Please, be like a Republican and lie back and think of the Patriot Act, and let me blogwhore like the randy little internet slut I am.
Some days I just don't have much to say...
-Atrios
And that's sayin' something!
Some days I just don't have much to say...
-Atrios
And that's sayin' something!
The open threads are kinda like do-it-yourself blogging for those of us who are just too damn lazy to have our own, or simply don't expect to reliably have more than two ideas to rub together on any given day.
I mean, hell, I'm talking about electrified toilets, fachrissakes.
The open threads are kinda like do-it-yourself blogging for those of us who are just too damn lazy to have our own, or simply don't expect to reliably have more than two ideas to rub together on any given day.
I mean, hell, I'm talking about electrified toilets, fachrissakes.
Back on the previous topic, I figured out what that "bag of smashed assholes," Samuel Francis, also looks like: an age-progressed photo of Virgin Ben Shapiro! Check it out.
They just part their "hair" on opposite sides. Is this embittered, sagging, pasty mug the ultimate result of a life of celibacy?
Back on the previous topic, I figured out what that "bag of smashed assholes," Samuel Francis, also looks like: an age-progressed photo of Virgin Ben Shapiro! Check it out.
They just part their "hair" on opposite sides. Is this embittered, sagging, pasty mug the ultimate result of a life of celibacy?
Some girls' mothers
Are bigger than other girls' mothers
Some girls' mothers
Are bigger than other girls' mothers
Hows about a posting of your favorite quotations.
Here's one of mine from Gandhi...
There are seven sins in the world:
Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Knowledge without character
Commerce without morality
Science without humanity
Worship without sacrifice
Politics without principle.
Hows about a posting of your favorite quotations.
Here's one of mine from Gandhi...
There are seven sins in the world:
Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Knowledge without character
Commerce without morality
Science without humanity
Worship without sacrifice
Politics without principle.
I thought Samuel Francis looked like famous MST3K victim Coleman Francis
I thought Samuel Francis looked like famous MST3K victim Coleman Francis
But then again, what can one say that is certifiably true. How about, "The problem with Saddam wasn't that he lied, cheated, strutted around in military garb, started meaningless wars, tortured, caused many deaths and dragged his country to ruin. The problem is that he did all those things without moral clarity and vision"?
But then again, what can one say that is certifiably true. How about, "The problem with Saddam wasn't that he lied, cheated, strutted around in military garb, started meaningless wars, tortured, caused many deaths and dragged his country to ruin. The problem is that he did all those things without moral clarity and vision"?
Pizza without beer.
Pizza without beer.
Okay, if you can blogwhore, I can pimp my anti-bush wear. Cheer up! Nixon was re-elected too.
Okay, if you can blogwhore, I can pimp my anti-bush wear. Cheer up! Nixon was re-elected too.
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx
Eli - could you expand on the electrified water idea, because I'm not sure of the purpose.
Eli - could you expand on the electrified water idea, because I'm not sure of the purpose.
I have just discovered.
Some girls are bigger than others.
Rusty
that's what I call a provocative assertion.
or a venal klose test...
I have just discovered.
Some girls are bigger than others.
Rusty
that's what I call a provocative assertion.
or a venal klose test...
Not to mention that he (Saddam) also kept himself in power with help from family and buddies who got lucrative no-bid contracts. If only he'd known to do it with moral clarity and vision.
Not to mention that he (Saddam) also kept himself in power with help from family and buddies who got lucrative no-bid contracts. If only he'd known to do it with moral clarity and vision.
Some days I just don't have much to say...
Sounds like post vacation syndrome to me. The best cure is a back rub, foot massage, couple DVD's, a few stiff drinks, and a big fattie. Oh yeah, and your wife walking around in a slinky teddie.
Some days I just don't have much to say...
Sounds like post vacation syndrome to me. The best cure is a back rub, foot massage, couple DVD's, a few stiff drinks, and a big fattie. Oh yeah, and your wife walking around in a slinky teddie.
I'm *pretty* sure it's specific to men's rooms: Assholes who don't bother to put the seat up before using the toilet as a urinal. I would like to give them a... disincentive.
I'm *pretty* sure it's specific to men's rooms: Assholes who don't bother to put the seat up before using the toilet as a urinal. I would like to give them a... disincentive.
Also, do ya think it bothers Samuel that Froma Harrop is obviously getting ready to climb over his blobby white ass and get her summa dat Hot Larry Elder Chocolate?
Also, do ya think it bothers Samuel that Froma Harrop is obviously getting ready to climb over his blobby white ass and get her summa dat Hot Larry Elder Chocolate?
POEM FROM DEMOCRAT ABOUT RECONCILIATION
The election is over, the talking is done.
My side has lost, and your side has won.
Now let's all pull together, let bitterness pass.
I'll hug your elephant. You kiss my ass.
-author unknown
POEM FROM DEMOCRAT ABOUT RECONCILIATION
The election is over, the talking is done.
My side has lost, and your side has won.
Now let's all pull together, let bitterness pass.
I'll hug your elephant. You kiss my ass.
-author unknown
There are seven sins in the world:
Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Knowledge without character
Commerce without morality
Science without humanity
Worship without sacrifice
Politics without principle.
Guy
if those sins were half as deadly as the ones against which the fundie/fascist junta abjures us, the entire "administration" would be decomposing floaters on the democratic duck pond...no such duck
There are seven sins in the world:
Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Knowledge without character
Commerce without morality
Science without humanity
Worship without sacrifice
Politics without principle.
Guy
if those sins were half as deadly as the ones against which the fundie/fascist junta abjures us, the entire "administration" would be decomposing floaters on the democratic duck pond...no such duck
Attaturk, you whore!
Attaturk, you whore!
Oh! I just remembered my all-time favorite quote! It was scribbled on the wall of the government documents library basement at my college:
Look at the happy moron
He doesn't give a damn
I wish I was a moron
By God, I think I am!
Oh! I just remembered my all-time favorite quote! It was scribbled on the wall of the government documents library basement at my college:
Look at the happy moron
He doesn't give a damn
I wish I was a moron
By God, I think I am!
Speaking of the PATRIOT act, I recently opened a joint bank account with my partner. The bank called and said that they could tell from his social security card that he was an immigrant. They wanted me to tell them whether this was true and from what country he came. I told the representative that my partner was a US citizen, and asked if this was specifically required by the PATRIOT act, and he said yes (very apologetically). Even though the coapplicant was a US citizen, they still wanted to know if he had immigrated and from what country.
So now I guess they have to report to Justice on bank accounts, based on the holder's immigrant status. Scary.
Speaking of the PATRIOT act, I recently opened a joint bank account with my partner. The bank called and said that they could tell from his social security card that he was an immigrant. They wanted me to tell them whether this was true and from what country he came. I told the representative that my partner was a US citizen, and asked if this was specifically required by the PATRIOT act, and he said yes (very apologetically). Even though the coapplicant was a US citizen, they still wanted to know if he had immigrated and from what country.
So now I guess they have to report to Justice on bank accounts, based on the holder's immigrant status. Scary.
Arachnae - Nice merchandise.
I like the "Annoy a Conservative" line especially. I ordered "Annoy a Conservative: Think for yourself" in a bumper sticker.
I'm going to have to stop getting stickers - I won't be able to see out my back window pretty soon, since that's where I've been putting them.
Arachnae - Nice merchandise.
I like the "Annoy a Conservative" line especially. I ordered "Annoy a Conservative: Think for yourself" in a bumper sticker.
I'm going to have to stop getting stickers - I won't be able to see out my back window pretty soon, since that's where I've been putting them.
or a venal klose test...
Konopelli
I swear I typed 'venereal' ...
or a venal klose test...
Konopelli
I swear I typed 'venereal' ...
How come every burn mark on a tortilla or grilled cheese sandwich that looks vaguely feminine is the virgin mary? What if it is actually Joannie from Happy Days?
How come every burn mark on a tortilla or grilled cheese sandwich that looks vaguely feminine is the virgin mary? What if it is actually Joannie from Happy Days?
Eli - Ah.
I have a somewhat different concern with toilet seats - mainly, when they are left up. There's nothing quite like getting up in the middle of the night and finding out the hard way that your beloved has left the seat up.
Eli - Ah.
I have a somewhat different concern with toilet seats - mainly, when they are left up. There's nothing quite like getting up in the middle of the night and finding out the hard way that your beloved has left the seat up.
Mr. Konopelli,
Can I freshen your drink?
Mr. Konopelli,
Can I freshen your drink?
Attaturk
That is some powerful graph. Wish Kerry had thought to produce such a graphic.
I have been on since four o'clock this morning and have posted exactly 2x (alright maybe 3 but who remembers before coffee). Must be that kind of day. Reading has been cool.
(I did make 4 out of 12 blocks for a new quilt.)
Attaturk
That is some powerful graph. Wish Kerry had thought to produce such a graphic.
I have been on since four o'clock this morning and have posted exactly 2x (alright maybe 3 but who remembers before coffee). Must be that kind of day. Reading has been cool.
(I did make 4 out of 12 blocks for a new quilt.)
The AM rightwing jerks are pumping steroids mad about the AFFRONT of the Democratics calling for a recount in the Washington governor's race, currently divided at 42 votes, with the $R on top.
This was something many of us contributed to in the last-minute SUCCESSFUL effort to raise 750,000-1 M in one day.
I heard that John Kerry put $200,000 of his own money into the WA recount.
Imagine the horror! "Governor-elect Rossi" ($R-Timber Industry) wept as he told the rightwing press that this recount business was "going to delay the transition."
Yeah, well I guess so. It would be much easier for Rossi if Rossi was a dictator.
Machine recounts toss thousands of ballots, and many legitimate WA ballot have NOT been read either time through the machines. A hand recount will add back quite a few more than 43 votes, which is making Rossi sad, terribly sad.
"Hey, I paid to win, not to come in second," was heard in the lobby, as a harried Diebold representative also looked sad, so sad.
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The AM rightwing jerks are pumping steroids mad about the AFFRONT of the Democratics calling for a recount in the Washington governor's race, currently divided at 42 votes, with the $R on top.
This was something many of us contributed to in the last-minute SUCCESSFUL effort to raise 750,000-1 M in one day.
I heard that John Kerry put $200,000 of his own money into the WA recount.
Imagine the horror! "Governor-elect Rossi" ($R-Timber Industry) wept as he told the rightwing press that this recount business was "going to delay the transition."
Yeah, well I guess so. It would be much easier for Rossi if Rossi was a dictator.
Machine recounts toss thousands of ballots, and many legitimate WA ballot have NOT been read either time through the machines. A hand recount will add back quite a few more than 43 votes, which is making Rossi sad, terribly sad.
"Hey, I paid to win, not to come in second," was heard in the lobby, as a harried Diebold representative also looked sad, so sad.
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Anad, used to be, Social Security numbers were assigned out of regional offices thruout the country, and your number said where you were when you applied. I was in California and thus, mine is 564xxxxxx. You can go to the ssa.gov site and look up the history of it all, and why, for example, people like my Grandmama, who applied for a Social Security number about an hour and a half after the whole business started, ended up with a number ending in 'A'. Unless they've changed the system entirely, and your partner somehow, in applying for his card got allocated by Social Security, it seems unlikely anyone could tell his immigration status now.
'Course, be careful and don't a) buy a car or b) move money in increments greater than $9,999.99 or things get put on your permanent record.
I think I'll go have another nap.
Anad, used to be, Social Security numbers were assigned out of regional offices thruout the country, and your number said where you were when you applied. I was in California and thus, mine is 564xxxxxx. You can go to the ssa.gov site and look up the history of it all, and why, for example, people like my Grandmama, who applied for a Social Security number about an hour and a half after the whole business started, ended up with a number ending in 'A'. Unless they've changed the system entirely, and your partner somehow, in applying for his card got allocated by Social Security, it seems unlikely anyone could tell his immigration status now.
'Course, be careful and don't a) buy a car or b) move money in increments greater than $9,999.99 or things get put on your permanent record.
I think I'll go have another nap.
Colman Francis???
Red Zone Cuba is a misundertood classic, I tell ya!
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Colman Francis???
Red Zone Cuba is a misundertood classic, I tell ya!
.
Yes, I know that is the perpetual battle of the sexes - just be grateful that he doesn't leave the seat down *all* the time, or you might get a different kind of unpleasant surprise.
Why can't someone just rig the seat up to the flusher, so it automatically lowers after a flush?
Also, why can't someone make ties with functional pinball games in them?
Why does the world never conform to my perfectly reasonable requests???
Yes, I know that is the perpetual battle of the sexes - just be grateful that he doesn't leave the seat down *all* the time, or you might get a different kind of unpleasant surprise.
Why can't someone just rig the seat up to the flusher, so it automatically lowers after a flush?
Also, why can't someone make ties with functional pinball games in them?
Why does the world never conform to my perfectly reasonable requests???
Tena, have you ever put the seat back up when you were done? Courtesy works both ways ya know 
Tena, have you ever put the seat back up when you were done? Courtesy works both ways ya know
Two Arab Rap Tunes to download...
Two Arab Rap Tunes to download...
"Some days I just don't have much to say."
It's not true! Someone got to you!
Fight the Power!
"Some days I just don't have much to say."
It's not true! Someone got to you!
Fight the Power!
Why can't someone just rig the seat up to the flusher, so it automatically raises after a flush?
Why can't someone just rig the seat up to the flusher, so it automatically raises after a flush?
"That is some powerful graph. Wish Kerry had thought to produce such a graphic."
Why? Do you think it would have produced a LARGER landslide victory?
Diebold counts 28 states with NO paper trail.
Elections with no paper trail cannot be recounted;
they are otherwise known as 'illegal' elections.
Bush lost by at least 15 points. Slaughtered at the polls. Ran one of the WORST campaigns in US history, because the Fix was in.
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"That is some powerful graph. Wish Kerry had thought to produce such a graphic."
Why? Do you think it would have produced a LARGER landslide victory?
Diebold counts 28 states with NO paper trail.
Elections with no paper trail cannot be recounted;
they are otherwise known as 'illegal' elections.
Bush lost by at least 15 points. Slaughtered at the polls. Ran one of the WORST campaigns in US history, because the Fix was in.
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trifecta - excellent point and no I haven't, since I considered seat down as proper. But now you've just shattered over 50 years' worth of conviction. I feel paralyzed by indecision...
trifecta - excellent point and no I haven't, since I considered seat down as proper. But now you've just shattered over 50 years' worth of conviction. I feel paralyzed by indecision...
From the missing prophecies:
...The LIFE OF BRIAN:
BORING PROPHET: ...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...
From the missing prophecies:
...The LIFE OF BRIAN:
BORING PROPHET: ...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...
Can I freshen your drink?
Nevermore- 6:33 pm
well...as long as you're up, that's terribly kind...Johnny Walker Black, it was...a couple of cubes??? thank you extraordinarily, sir...
Can I freshen your drink?
Nevermore- 6:33 pm
well...as long as you're up, that's terribly kind...Johnny Walker Black, it was...a couple of cubes??? thank you extraordinarily, sir...
Surely it would be child's play to install a very simple, basic scanner in the bathroom door, that would scan the DNA and bladder and bowel contents of anyone who passes it, and then direct the toilet seat to behave accordingly?
Am I asking for too much here?
Surely it would be child's play to install a very simple, basic scanner in the bathroom door, that would scan the DNA and bladder and bowel contents of anyone who passes it, and then direct the toilet seat to behave accordingly?
Am I asking for too much here?
Paul in LA - I have to agree that the campaign Bush ran was for shit, from what I could tell. I kept wondering what the fuck - and it occurred to me that the reason was that the thing was already rigged.
I don't know that, but I will agree that the campaign was so bad that it sure looked to me as if it didn't matter to them.
Paul in LA - I have to agree that the campaign Bush ran was for shit, from what I could tell. I kept wondering what the fuck - and it occurred to me that the reason was that the thing was already rigged.
I don't know that, but I will agree that the campaign was so bad that it sure looked to me as if it didn't matter to them.
Attaturk, what about those two months where job growth *exceeded* projections? Why do you whiny liberals always have to focus on the negatives?
Attaturk, what about those two months where job growth *exceeded* projections? Why do you whiny liberals always have to focus on the negatives?
Hey, Eli, how about taking your stupid toilet bullshit somewhere else? We're right in the middle of trying to give the Supreme Court some more election-fixing work, and people are DYING, today, because of what has happened.
Or bludgeon yourself, and sit around counting the stars.
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Hey, Eli, how about taking your stupid toilet bullshit somewhere else? We're right in the middle of trying to give the Supreme Court some more election-fixing work, and people are DYING, today, because of what has happened.
Or bludgeon yourself, and sit around counting the stars.
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Eli - you probably are not asking for too much if you want to pay several hundreds of thousands of dollars to ensure that the toilet seat is in the right position.
Eli - you probably are not asking for too much if you want to pay several hundreds of thousands of dollars to ensure that the toilet seat is in the right position.
It's an open thread, dude. Chill.
It's an open thread, dude. Chill.
Eli, if you could fix it so it runs on fossil fuel and gets roughly 2 flushes to the gallon I'm sure people would be lining up at Home Despot for them...
Eli, if you could fix it so it runs on fossil fuel and gets roughly 2 flushes to the gallon I'm sure people would be lining up at Home Despot for them...
Hey, who wouldn't? Maybe I can get a grant.
Hey, who wouldn't? Maybe I can get a grant.
"the thing was already rigged.
I don't know that, but I will agree that the campaign was so bad that it sure looked to me as if it didn't matter to them.
Tena"
Yes you DO know it, Tena.
28 states had ILLEGAL elections. In a country of 50 states, that's a majority of states. So the entire federal elections of 2000, 2002, and 2004 are in fact illegal elections.
Diebold can and DOES flip millions of votes to the other side. Who did you vote for? Whomever Diebold SAYS you voted for. If you want to check, fuck you! What, do you think you have a right to count the votes?
They're all in a bunch on AM radio right now, because the prematurely-called election is UNRAVELING.
Boo-hoo for the wingers.
"Guess that means we'll have to cancel tonight's Nazi Rally" -- Gov. Vote-fraud of Austria, to his Stepford Kennedy wife.
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"the thing was already rigged.
I don't know that, but I will agree that the campaign was so bad that it sure looked to me as if it didn't matter to them.
Tena"
Yes you DO know it, Tena.
28 states had ILLEGAL elections. In a country of 50 states, that's a majority of states. So the entire federal elections of 2000, 2002, and 2004 are in fact illegal elections.
Diebold can and DOES flip millions of votes to the other side. Who did you vote for? Whomever Diebold SAYS you voted for. If you want to check, fuck you! What, do you think you have a right to count the votes?
They're all in a bunch on AM radio right now, because the prematurely-called election is UNRAVELING.
Boo-hoo for the wingers.
"Guess that means we'll have to cancel tonight's Nazi Rally" -- Gov. Vote-fraud of Austria, to his Stepford Kennedy wife.
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You're right - a Hummer brand toilet would make billions.
You're right - a Hummer brand toilet would make billions.
Guys: (whinny voice)
Why don't you just contact HalliFuckBurton and have them design you a nice toilet that stays in the politically correct position? K?
Mr. Konopelli:
De nada.
Guys: (whinny voice)
Why don't you just contact HalliFuckBurton and have them design you a nice toilet that stays in the politically correct position? K?
Mr. Konopelli:
De nada.
There is a growing trend for home urinals. Women tend to object on an aesthetic point, but it would solve alot of problems.
There is a growing trend for home urinals. Women tend to object on an aesthetic point, but it would solve alot of problems.
I believe Pudendum University has quite the Gender Bathroom Studies department. Maybe they'd help out.
I believe Pudendum University has quite the Gender Bathroom Studies department. Maybe they'd help out.
Thanks, GWPDA.
Thanks, GWPDA.
Oooh! Oooh! Eli! Can we add a feature to the electrified toilet, so that when a 'subject' is receiving his 'correction,' a loud digital recording of a child's voice begins wailing from inside the stall,
"Please, mister! Don't hurt me!"
Oooh! Oooh! Eli! Can we add a feature to the electrified toilet, so that when a 'subject' is receiving his 'correction,' a loud digital recording of a child's voice begins wailing from inside the stall,
"Please, mister! Don't hurt me!"
I seem to recall reading that Jack Nicholson has one - I find the idea kinda creepy, though.
I seem to recall reading that Jack Nicholson has one - I find the idea kinda creepy, though.
Paul - well, in Ohio, it is certain that Bush had a smaller margin over Kerry than first thought, but so far it still isn't enough to change the outcome.
Who's in a bunch on A.M.? Just curious.
Paul - well, in Ohio, it is certain that Bush had a smaller margin over Kerry than first thought, but so far it still isn't enough to change the outcome.
Who's in a bunch on A.M.? Just curious.
Eli - you probably are not asking for too much if you want to pay several hundreds of thousands of dollars to ensure that the toilet seat is in the right position.
Tena
I dunno, Tena. Economies of scale on an untold scale could make 'em as common as condom machines...no fewer than one in every commercial establishment in 50 states? In women's rooms, there is not, I judge, the awareness of those golden drops glistening on the seat when you sit down...it's not all that much fun to need to hasten, and then to have to pause and unroll a sufficient amount of toilet paper to blot the offending spots without actually having to touch anybody else's urine...one always feels one needs to wash one's hands even before elimination under thsoe circumstances. Most unpleasant, I assure you...
Eli - you probably are not asking for too much if you want to pay several hundreds of thousands of dollars to ensure that the toilet seat is in the right position.
Tena
I dunno, Tena. Economies of scale on an untold scale could make 'em as common as condom machines...no fewer than one in every commercial establishment in 50 states? In women's rooms, there is not, I judge, the awareness of those golden drops glistening on the seat when you sit down...it's not all that much fun to need to hasten, and then to have to pause and unroll a sufficient amount of toilet paper to blot the offending spots without actually having to touch anybody else's urine...one always feels one needs to wash one's hands even before elimination under thsoe circumstances. Most unpleasant, I assure you...
Congrats, Stone, you're on my design team.
Congrats, Stone, you're on my design team.
Pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What I want to talk about is much more important than ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What I want to talk about is much more important than ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eli, if you could fix it so it runs on fossil fuel and gets roughly 2 flushes to the gallon I'm sure people would be lining up at Home Despot for them...
Monica_CA
It's an open thread, the pig says.
Chill this nice and cold in your freezer.
Don't encourage the trolls. An open thread is not open season for trolls and their toilet trivia.
1265 DEAD GI's. More than 100,000 civilians slaughtered. 380 TONS of high-explosives, 4,000 shoulder-fired missiles, 650,000 pounds of ammo, and an unknown amount of cesium and strontium LOOTED because Rumsfeld and the rest didn't put enough troops in to guard these dangerous materials.
You got a LOT of blood on your hands, Eli.
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"Eli, if you could fix it so it runs on fossil fuel and gets roughly 2 flushes to the gallon I'm sure people would be lining up at Home Despot for them...
Monica_CA
It's an open thread, the pig says.
Chill this nice and cold in your freezer.
Don't encourage the trolls. An open thread is not open season for trolls and their toilet trivia.
1265 DEAD GI's. More than 100,000 civilians slaughtered. 380 TONS of high-explosives, 4,000 shoulder-fired missiles, 650,000 pounds of ammo, and an unknown amount of cesium and strontium LOOTED because Rumsfeld and the rest didn't put enough troops in to guard these dangerous materials.
You got a LOT of blood on your hands, Eli.
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oh my god, have i finally been unbanned, oh god PLEASE!
oh my god, have i finally been unbanned, oh god PLEASE!
Yes, Nevermore, thanks, another glass of white, please. Are there any little cheesy things to nibble on too?
And, Tena, I don't wish to boast, but I did discover sometime back that the root of all household antagonism stems entirely from two things; shared checking accounts and shared bathrooms. Two for two! Jack and Jill para siempre!
Yes, Nevermore, thanks, another glass of white, please. Are there any little cheesy things to nibble on too?
And, Tena, I don't wish to boast, but I did discover sometime back that the root of all household antagonism stems entirely from two things; shared checking accounts and shared bathrooms. Two for two! Jack and Jill para siempre!
"Pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What I want to talk about is much more important than ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leftist Troll
Fucking right, you demented TWERP.
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"Pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What I want to talk about is much more important than ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leftist Troll
Fucking right, you demented TWERP.
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"My Bathroom" will be sung from all the finest gated communities across the land!
"My Bathroom" will be sung from all the finest gated communities across the land!
this got out of hand (as 'twere) in a hurry, didn't it???
this got out of hand (as 'twere) in a hurry, didn't it???
OH GOD, IT'S TRUE!!!!
eh, now what was I gonna say....
OH GOD, IT'S TRUE!!!!
eh, now what was I gonna say....
I think Tena was referring to the home DNA-scanning version. I don't think the electrified version would be all that expensive to manufacture - the big money would be for fighting off the lawsuits.
I think Tena was referring to the home DNA-scanning version. I don't think the electrified version would be all that expensive to manufacture - the big money would be for fighting off the lawsuits.
Frankly, I'm just grateful that the modern toilet exists. I can live with the small design flaws - they are just annoyances. The bigger issue is taken care of, and that's the main thing.
my last word on the subject.
Frankly, I'm just grateful that the modern toilet exists. I can live with the small design flaws - they are just annoyances. The bigger issue is taken care of, and that's the main thing.
my last word on the subject.
GWPDA - Ah, I do believe that's true. And that's why I've been married to Mr. Tena longer than I thought it was possible for me to be married to anyone. Based on past experience.
We've never had a joint checking account.
We do sort of share a bathroom, and that seems to bug the hell out of Mr. Tena. For some reason, it doesn't bother me that much.
GWPDA - Ah, I do believe that's true. And that's why I've been married to Mr. Tena longer than I thought it was possible for me to be married to anyone. Based on past experience.
We've never had a joint checking account.
We do sort of share a bathroom, and that seems to bug the hell out of Mr. Tena. For some reason, it doesn't bother me that much.
new thread by pie.
new thread by pie.
I'm actually on your side, Paul. You just happen to be a shrill domineering jerk.
I'm actually on your side, Paul. You just happen to be a shrill domineering jerk.
"israel...outrageous...arab league...outstanding"
"israel...outrageous...arab league...outstanding"
Throwing out a wacky idea here-
How 'bout we, I mean everyone, just ignore any & all trolls?
Just for one evening.
.
Throwing out a wacky idea here-
How 'bout we, I mean everyone, just ignore any & all trolls?
Just for one evening.
.
"Paul - well, in Ohio, it is certain that Bush had a smaller margin over Kerry than first thought, but so far it still isn't enough to change the outcome."
Wow, Tena, you have been poisoned.
In Cleveland, THIRTY PERCENT OF THE VOTES ARE MISSING.
That's the effect of having 4 - 22 hour waits in line.
They pulled out all the stops in Ohio, and STILL they are delaying the election recount until the clock runs out.
We need to be writing letters, demanding our rights, as well as blogging the current affairs. Atrios is on a vacation, that's fine, but this is not the time for getting stupid, sitting around yucking with Tokyo Rose and Her Toiletseat.
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"Paul - well, in Ohio, it is certain that Bush had a smaller margin over Kerry than first thought, but so far it still isn't enough to change the outcome."
Wow, Tena, you have been poisoned.
In Cleveland, THIRTY PERCENT OF THE VOTES ARE MISSING.
That's the effect of having 4 - 22 hour waits in line.
They pulled out all the stops in Ohio, and STILL they are delaying the election recount until the clock runs out.
We need to be writing letters, demanding our rights, as well as blogging the current affairs. Atrios is on a vacation, that's fine, but this is not the time for getting stupid, sitting around yucking with Tokyo Rose and Her Toiletseat.
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How come every burn mark on a tortilla or grilled cheese sandwich that looks vaguely feminine is the virgin mary? What if it is actually Joannie from Happy Days?
Personally, I thought the grilled cheese looked like part-time steelworker, part-time ballerina Jennifer Beals....
How come every burn mark on a tortilla or grilled cheese sandwich that looks vaguely feminine is the virgin mary? What if it is actually Joannie from Happy Days?
Personally, I thought the grilled cheese looked like part-time steelworker, part-time ballerina Jennifer Beals....
"I'm actually on your side, Paul. You just happen to be a shrill domineering jerk.
Eli "
You are a fucking liar and you know it.
Why don't you go lob some more nastiness at Paul Wellstone's family, jerk.
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"I'm actually on your side, Paul. You just happen to be a shrill domineering jerk.
Eli "
You are a fucking liar and you know it.
Why don't you go lob some more nastiness at Paul Wellstone's family, jerk.
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I thought THIS was funny. Make sure to read the Chistian fundi going crazy on the comment box.
I thought THIS was funny. Make sure to read the Chistian fundi going crazy on the comment box.
The new 109th Congress Facebook has arrived.
The new 109th Congress Facebook has arrived.
Ack! ARrrgh! cough cough cough, gurgle gaaaaha______
I've been poisoned.
I'm on more than one email list of recount efforts, Paul. I'm on Cobb/Badnarik's list and one other from someone. I get the updates.
Ack! ARrrgh! cough cough cough, gurgle gaaaaha______
I've been poisoned.
I'm on more than one email list of recount efforts, Paul. I'm on Cobb/Badnarik's list and one other from someone. I get the updates.
I'm pretty new to Atrios comments, so I probably don't have much of a rep (although I believe I have *some* track record of left-leaning comments). But if you want to head over to Political Animal and check out some of the recent threads, I think you will see that I am emphatically *not* a Republican. Frivolous and silly on occasion, absolutely - but still a halfway serviceable liberal.
And quite frankly, I was talking about toilets on this thread *before* you were talking about elections, so I don't really get your apparent premise that I'm trying to distract everyone from electoral fraud. Unless I was doing it pre-emptively, which is pretty damn slick.
I'm pretty new to Atrios comments, so I probably don't have much of a rep (although I believe I have *some* track record of left-leaning comments). But if you want to head over to Political Animal and check out some of the recent threads, I think you will see that I am emphatically *not* a Republican. Frivolous and silly on occasion, absolutely - but still a halfway serviceable liberal.
And quite frankly, I was talking about toilets on this thread *before* you were talking about elections, so I don't really get your apparent premise that I'm trying to distract everyone from electoral fraud. Unless I was doing it pre-emptively, which is pretty damn slick.
believe it or not, there have been studies showing that the best way to contain bacteria in the bathroom is to put the seat and the lid down each time before you flush.
The test i saw used a chemical dye in the toilet water, and showed that the dye spread all around the bathroom if the seat was up or down, but not that much dye was spread at all if the seat and the lid were down.
believe it or not, there have been studies showing that the best way to contain bacteria in the bathroom is to put the seat and the lid down each time before you flush.
The test i saw used a chemical dye in the toilet water, and showed that the dye spread all around the bathroom if the seat was up or down, but not that much dye was spread at all if the seat and the lid were down.
American Standard Toilet Humor
American Standard Toilet Humor
Chris Caldwell, pop culture critic
"who in the hell is r. kelly??"
Chris Caldwell, pop culture critic
"who in the hell is r. kelly??"
God, I have no problem ignoring trolls, but I honestly didn't realize we had one. I'm sorry.
I'm slow witted today.
God, I have no problem ignoring trolls, but I honestly didn't realize we had one. I'm sorry.
I'm slow witted today.
Errr - Paul in LA? That's the same Paul in LA who confused the roots of indigenous with indigent and claimed that indigent was a malign slur?
You have to relax. You just have to relax.
Errr - Paul in LA? That's the same Paul in LA who confused the roots of indigenous with indigent and claimed that indigent was a malign slur?
You have to relax. You just have to relax.
funny stuff wot??
funny stuff wot??
Hmm... Is Paul one of those right-wingers-trying-to-discredit-liberals trolls? I've seen that once before, I can't believe I didn't recognize it this time.
Hmm... Is Paul one of those right-wingers-trying-to-discredit-liberals trolls? I've seen that once before, I can't believe I didn't recognize it this time.
And say, is that the H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N?
Honored, sir, encantado.
And say, is that the H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N?
Honored, sir, encantado.
I have no problem ignoring trolls, but I honestly didn't realize we had one.
The ignoring has become second nature - good for you!
I have no problem ignoring trolls, but I honestly didn't realize we had one.
The ignoring has become second nature - good for you!
Right, so, now what? Alas, Paul has successfully derailed the toilet discussion. Mission accomplished.
Right, so, now what? Alas, Paul has successfully derailed the toilet discussion. Mission accomplished.
Maybe Paul's right. Could we maybe make the toilet also do like a recount of one Ohio precinct per flush, or maybe send a letter to the local Congressperson demanding (randomly) an answer to the Haliburton / phoney Iraq WMD intel / Tom Delay / etc. scandal?
I mean, it could be a toilet that's a force for good, as well as evil, er, pain, or something...
Maybe Paul's right. Could we maybe make the toilet also do like a recount of one Ohio precinct per flush, or maybe send a letter to the local Congressperson demanding (randomly) an answer to the Haliburton / phoney Iraq WMD intel / Tom Delay / etc. scandal?
I mean, it could be a toilet that's a force for good, as well as evil, er, pain, or something...
Some days I just don't have much to say...
How about putting one of the cats on?
Some days I just don't have much to say...
How about putting one of the cats on?
Tena sez:
I'm slow witted today.
You and me both.
pie has a book thread open. This I love but I don't have the energy.
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Tena sez:
I'm slow witted today.
You and me both.
pie has a book thread open. This I love but I don't have the energy.
.
More naps!
More drinks!
More drinks followed by more naps!
It's how the French and the Belgians and the Spanish all acquired their empires - let's see how it can work out here!
More naps!
More drinks!
More drinks followed by more naps!
It's how the French and the Belgians and the Spanish all acquired their empires - let's see how it can work out here!
Coupla more favorite quotes, from Buckaroo Banzai, which are apropos of the current administration:
"It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey-boy?"
"Character is-a what you are in the dark."
Coupla more favorite quotes, from Buckaroo Banzai, which are apropos of the current administration:
"It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey-boy?"
"Character is-a what you are in the dark."
Here's your house white, GWPDA. Sorry, we're out of the cheesy things.
Here's your house white, GWPDA. Sorry, we're out of the cheesy things.
I knew you were a good hire, Stone.
I wonder if we could vote-enable toilets? That would pretty well fix the turnout issues, although limiting people to one vote could be problematic.
I knew you were a good hire, Stone.
I wonder if we could vote-enable toilets? That would pretty well fix the turnout issues, although limiting people to one vote could be problematic.
But a great way to tell some candidates what we think of them!
But a great way to tell some candidates what we think of them!
Oh, pooh. Devils on horseback? Angels on horseback? A dry saltine?
Thanks tho - Slainte!
Oh, pooh. Devils on horseback? Angels on horseback? A dry saltine?
Thanks tho - Slainte!
For men's toilets, there could be these little targets with the candidates' faces on them...
For men's toilets, there could be these little targets with the candidates' faces on them...
If you wanted to make Serak the Preparer cry, mission accomplished
If you wanted to make Serak the Preparer cry, mission accomplished
Pig in a blanket?
Pig in a blanket?
I'm pretty sure toilets play a major role in the Social Security overhaul the Bush "brain trust" is developing.
I'm pretty sure toilets play a major role in the Social Security overhaul the Bush "brain trust" is developing.
Our Iraq policy...
Our Iraq policy...
Pretty much damn near everything they touch...
Pretty much damn near everything they touch...
"There are Jews in the world, There are buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammud, But I've never been one of them...
Yes, I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
They'll take you as soon as you're warm...
You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a catholic the moment... Dad came...
Because...
Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen sill theirs,
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere.
But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed, In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is useful, Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's
Mine... and Mine.. and Mine.."
"There are Jews in the world, There are buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammud, But I've never been one of them...
Yes, I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
They'll take you as soon as you're warm...
You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a catholic the moment... Dad came...
Because...
Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen sill theirs,
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere.
But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed, In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is useful, Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's
Mine... and Mine.. and Mine.."
Just how big a toilet *do* you need to flush a trillion dollars?
Just how big a toilet *do* you need to flush a trillion dollars?
i used to like the spinny things in urinals...anybody else remember them???
i used to like the spinny things in urinals...anybody else remember them???
Piggies in blankets, sure, that'd be nice. Maybe some smoked oysters? Toast points?
Piggies in blankets, sure, that'd be nice. Maybe some smoked oysters? Toast points?
I like to say Holly Firfer.
Typing it,
not so much.
.
I like to say Holly Firfer.
Typing it,
not so much.
.
There was a line in the movie 187, "Did you get your binky marsden farfied?"
I'm not sure I can explain it.
There was a line in the movie 187, "Did you get your binky marsden farfied?"
I'm not sure I can explain it.
Ladies and gentlemen
Take my advise
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice
Ladies and gentlemen
Take my advise
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice
Speaking of public toilets...anyone else think it odd that the new head of the Department of Homeland Security is a former employee of the Saudi royal family?
Speaking of public toilets...anyone else think it odd that the new head of the Department of Homeland Security is a former employee of the Saudi royal family?
BEFORE 1/1/05: SEEKING SOURCES OF PHOTOS OF IRAQI CHILDREN SUFFERING EFFECTS OF US BOMBS, INCL. THOSE BORN FROM FATHERS OF GULF WAR CRIMES I. WANT TO SEND THEM TO RELATIVES I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO EDUCATE FOR 30 YRS. THIS IS MY LAST GO AT DEAF EARS. AS THE EYES MAY BE THE BEST COURSE. I CAN ONLY FIND ONE SOURCE BEING ATRIOS FROM LAST WEEK. WANT MORE FROM VICTIMS OF IRAQ II ATTACKS TO SEND TO THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE. PHOTOS WILL BE MY LAST EFFORT TO EDUCATE WEALTHY REPUGS. MANY MANY THANKS.
BEFORE 1/1/05: SEEKING SOURCES OF PHOTOS OF IRAQI CHILDREN SUFFERING EFFECTS OF US BOMBS, INCL. THOSE BORN FROM FATHERS OF GULF WAR CRIMES I. WANT TO SEND THEM TO RELATIVES I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO EDUCATE FOR 30 YRS. THIS IS MY LAST GO AT DEAF EARS. AS THE EYES MAY BE THE BEST COURSE. I CAN ONLY FIND ONE SOURCE BEING ATRIOS FROM LAST WEEK. WANT MORE FROM VICTIMS OF IRAQ II ATTACKS TO SEND TO THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE. PHOTOS WILL BE MY LAST EFFORT TO EDUCATE WEALTHY REPUGS. MANY MANY THANKS.
Not in the slightest; why should we?
Not in the slightest; why should we?
Is this what it's come to? A thread about toilets? Oh, well, might as well dive right in. Um, so to speak.
Lancelot, don't you know the Saudi pre-Christians are our friends for life and sworn allies in our fight with Muslim extremism?
Is this what it's come to? A thread about toilets? Oh, well, might as well dive right in. Um, so to speak.
Lancelot, don't you know the Saudi pre-Christians are our friends for life and sworn allies in our fight with Muslim extremism?
anyone else think it odd that the new head of the Department of Homeland Security is a former employee of the Saudi royal family?
Makes perfect sense- worked for Gooliani, Saudi Royal Family- helped cover up 9/11 evidence, and now in charge of Homeland Security. Gotta Luv It
anyone else think it odd that the new head of the Department of Homeland Security is a former employee of the Saudi royal family?
Makes perfect sense- worked for Gooliani, Saudi Royal Family- helped cover up 9/11 evidence, and now in charge of Homeland Security. Gotta Luv It
Are there any embarrassing 9/11 skeletons that got moved to the DHS when it was created, I wonder?
Are there any embarrassing 9/11 skeletons that got moved to the DHS when it was created, I wonder?
There are no embarrassing skeletons of any kind. W's admin gave their completely illigical story, and thats the end of it.
Oswald also acted alone.
There are no embarrassing skeletons of any kind. W's admin gave their completely illigical story, and thats the end of it.
Oswald also acted alone.
Maj. T.J. "King" Kong:
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raitons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
Maj. T.J. "King" Kong:
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raitons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
So let the cats do the talking.
So let the cats do the talking.
Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
Archibald
I read where the original script called for the weekend in Dallas, but was changed after 11/22/63.
Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
Archibald
I read where the original script called for the weekend in Dallas, but was changed after 11/22/63.
Channel-surfing last night.
Ran into Pat Robertson's trashfest last night.
"Coming up....the DOWN side of the European economic boom....and WHY Europeans are NOT willing to change."
I see - the people in European nations who have been around CENTURIES longer than "murika" have to change to suit our "demands."
Isn't it any wonder why a great part of the world thinks we are all ignorant, arrogant, stupid YOKELS with NO class?
Channel-surfing last night.
Ran into Pat Robertson's trashfest last night.
"Coming up....the DOWN side of the European economic boom....and WHY Europeans are NOT willing to change."
I see - the people in European nations who have been around CENTURIES longer than "murika" have to change to suit our "demands."
Isn't it any wonder why a great part of the world thinks we are all ignorant, arrogant, stupid YOKELS with NO class?
Those damn conservative Europeans - why can't they be reformist forward-looking progressives like us?
Those damn conservative Europeans - why can't they be reformist forward-looking progressives like us?
I always think of Europe looking at the U.S. with a "been there, done that" atttitude. Like parents like me look at my kids.
I always think of Europe looking at the U.S. with a "been there, done that" atttitude. Like parents like me look at my kids.
the utter gall of repukelicans calling for the resignation of Kofi Annan because the Iraq oil-for-food program may have had some shady dealings. holding a leader responsible for what happened. NO, not repukelicans? not when the Bushliar regimes has been directly and undisputably responsible for unimaginable screw-ups gcausing death and destruction, and not one of them has been held accountable, least of all the Bushliar himself. tell me there aren't really people that can foster such extreme hypocracy.
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the utter gall of repukelicans calling for the resignation of Kofi Annan because the Iraq oil-for-food program may have had some shady dealings. holding a leader responsible for what happened. NO, not repukelicans? not when the Bushliar regimes has been directly and undisputably responsible for unimaginable screw-ups gcausing death and destruction, and not one of them has been held accountable, least of all the Bushliar himself. tell me there aren't really people that can foster such extreme hypocracy.
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Do you hear crickets? I hear crickets.
Do you hear crickets? I hear crickets.
I read where the original script called for the weekend in Dallas, but was changed after 11/22/63.
They also cut the pie fight because, after Pres. Muffley was hit in the puss, Buck Turgidson held him in his arms and cried "Gentlemen, our President has been cut down in his prime!"
I read where the original script called for the weekend in Dallas, but was changed after 11/22/63.
They also cut the pie fight because, after Pres. Muffley was hit in the puss, Buck Turgidson held him in his arms and cried "Gentlemen, our President has been cut down in his prime!"
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