I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Fatheaded Bill can't get no respect.
Fatheaded Bill can't get no respect.
Bill doesn't deserve any respect. He's a sleaze bucket.
Bill doesn't deserve any respect. He's a sleaze bucket.
Maybe we should all send O'Reilly letters thanking him for protecting Christmas from all those awful Christmas-hating Jews.
Maybe we should all send O'Reilly letters thanking him for protecting Christmas from all those awful Christmas-hating Jews.
"BawHawHaw, I want me some respect!!"
"BawHawHaw, I want me some respect!!"
What is that fucker smoking?! Man! I'm serious. I can just see all his idiot fans nodding up and down as he speaks. Where on earth does he get that crap? Defending Christmas?
What a fucking loon.
What is that fucker smoking?! Man! I'm serious. I can just see all his idiot fans nodding up and down as he speaks. Where on earth does he get that crap? Defending Christmas?
What a fucking loon.
But isn't everybody buying useless, unnecessary crap for Christmas from huge mega-corporations that advertise on Fox? Jeez what more does this guy want?
But isn't everybody buying useless, unnecessary crap for Christmas from huge mega-corporations that advertise on Fox? Jeez what more does this guy want?
Only a fucking loon like Bill Fucking O' Lielly would think Christmas needs DEFENDING. What's he going to defend next, the concept of nitrogen?
Only a fucking loon like Bill Fucking O' Lielly would think Christmas needs DEFENDING. What's he going to defend next, the concept of nitrogen?
Actually Bill himself is a product of immaculate conception and don’t let the pinhead press tell you otherwise.
Actually Bill himself is a product of immaculate conception and don’t let the pinhead press tell you otherwise.
Well, I'm gonna blogwhore:
My take on a Very Bill O'Reilly Christmas.
Heh. The O'Reilly Carols need lyrics, people!
Well, I'm gonna blogwhore:
My take on a Very Bill O'Reilly Christmas.
Heh. The O'Reilly Carols need lyrics, people!
he's such a bad boy, maybe he's trying to suck up to santa.
he's such a bad boy, maybe he's trying to suck up to santa.
Bill is more likely to defend fluorocarbon than nitrogen, since it helps punch the non-existent holes in the ozone that are not causing global warming, that is not causing the ice shelves to melt, that are not destroying wildlife habitats, so there can be more drilling in the Arctic Reserve, so rich repubs can get more obscene amounts of money.
Bill is more likely to defend fluorocarbon than nitrogen, since it helps punch the non-existent holes in the ozone that are not causing global warming, that is not causing the ice shelves to melt, that are not destroying wildlife habitats, so there can be more drilling in the Arctic Reserve, so rich repubs can get more obscene amounts of money.
Ohh, that Bill <swoons>
He is such a studly man.
Defendin' the honah of the persecuted holiday o' Crismas
Mah knees is wobbly
Ohh, that Bill <swoons>
He is such a studly man.
Defendin' the honah of the persecuted holiday o' Crismas
Mah knees is wobbly
Much in the same way that marriage is under assault by gays, Christmas is in desperate peril because of all the non-evangelicals who want to celebrate the birth of Jesus. Only O'Lielly and his brethren can keep it safe, by protecting this sacred, completely non-commercialized ritual from unbelievers.
Much in the same way that marriage is under assault by gays, Christmas is in desperate peril because of all the non-evangelicals who want to celebrate the birth of Jesus. Only O'Lielly and his brethren can keep it safe, by protecting this sacred, completely non-commercialized ritual from unbelievers.
Isn't it rather amazing that such a thin skinned petty tyrant with serious delusions is watched by millions?
Can you imagine hearing someone who wasn't Bill O'Reilly say that in all seriousness and not think that person belongs in a rubber room? There's something wrong with all of us that someone whose self-importance is so vast is not only tolerated but admired. I blame the parents. If your kid grows up and thinks a lunatic blow-hard like O'Reilly is the real thing, you've really screwed up.
Isn't it rather amazing that such a thin skinned petty tyrant with serious delusions is watched by millions?
Can you imagine hearing someone who wasn't Bill O'Reilly say that in all seriousness and not think that person belongs in a rubber room? There's something wrong with all of us that someone whose self-importance is so vast is not only tolerated but admired. I blame the parents. If your kid grows up and thinks a lunatic blow-hard like O'Reilly is the real thing, you've really screwed up.
I think I'll stand up for December 26th. Or the 24th.
I think I'll stand up for December 26th. Or the 24th.
Rudy the liberal gimp reindeer
Rudolph the liberal gimp reindeer,
had some very slippery hooves
because of all the sliding he did
on republicans gold rooves.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him queer
cuz he wore a rainbow collar
unlike the conservative deer.
Then one foggy inagural eve
Chimpster called to say,
"Rudolph with your hooves so smooth,
won't you tickle my backdoor groove?"
So all the neocons loved him
as they shouted out to say
"Rudy Giuliani,
we always knew that you were gay!"
thank you, thank you
Rudy the liberal gimp reindeer
Rudolph the liberal gimp reindeer,
had some very slippery hooves
because of all the sliding he did
on republicans gold rooves.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him queer
cuz he wore a rainbow collar
unlike the conservative deer.
Then one foggy inagural eve
Chimpster called to say,
"Rudolph with your hooves so smooth,
won't you tickle my backdoor groove?"
So all the neocons loved him
as they shouted out to say
"Rudy Giuliani,
we always knew that you were gay!"
thank you, thank you
Welp, time to disassemble that giant Christmas-destroying infrastructure now that Billy's on to it...
Welp, time to disassemble that giant Christmas-destroying infrastructure now that Billy's on to it...
Some people don't like Christmas. It's a fact. That is why I suggested that they move to Israel where they will never be forced to witness Christmas again. - Bill O'Lielly
Knock, Knock. Bill, can we speak to you for a moment. - The Church of the Navity, Bethlehem, Israel
Some people don't like Christmas. It's a fact. That is why I suggested that they move to Israel where they will never be forced to witness Christmas again. - Bill O'Lielly
Knock, Knock. Bill, can we speak to you for a moment. - The Church of the Navity, Bethlehem, Israel
nor did I hear those indifferent network demons defending adultery or using alcohol to seduce, or even penetration by foodstuffs- where would we be with our Mr. O'credible.
nor did I hear those indifferent network demons defending adultery or using alcohol to seduce, or even penetration by foodstuffs- where would we be with our Mr. O'credible.
Hell ,send the Christian-resentful Jews along with the Christian-resentful Muslims back to Israel or Palestine or whatever. Let them fight it out. Leave us Christians alone in our malls and schools. Send O'Reilly there too. For when the rapture comes and his days on earth end there's going to be one sad shit-eaten grin on his face when he gets engulfed in God's flames.
Hell ,send the Christian-resentful Jews along with the Christian-resentful Muslims back to Israel or Palestine or whatever. Let them fight it out. Leave us Christians alone in our malls and schools. Send O'Reilly there too. For when the rapture comes and his days on earth end there's going to be one sad shit-eaten grin on his face when he gets engulfed in God's flames.
Is "Did Larry King -- hello -- I love Christmas -- did he?" a swipe at Larry King for being Jewish. It sort of sounds like it.
Is "Did Larry King -- hello -- I love Christmas -- did he?" a swipe at Larry King for being Jewish. It sort of sounds like it.
Now, now, let's not be stereotypical intolerant liberals. We should demonstrate our forgiving nature by sending Bill a whole bunch of nice Chanukah cards.
Now, now, let's not be stereotypical intolerant liberals. We should demonstrate our forgiving nature by sending Bill a whole bunch of nice Chanukah cards.
I wonder what endangered institution O'Reilly will defend next? The Wall Street? The Independence Day? Corporate Capitalism? So much work for him!
I wonder what endangered institution O'Reilly will defend next? The Wall Street? The Independence Day? Corporate Capitalism? So much work for him!
I think a big gaudy Menorah is in order
I think a big gaudy Menorah is in order
And what orifice is O'Reilly sticking Christmas up?
(Sorry, I just came from one of the previous threads)
And what orifice is O'Reilly sticking Christmas up?
(Sorry, I just came from one of the previous threads)
What an assbag.
This is really my problem with guys like him. It's not really about politics with them, it's about being known as the all-important, all-knowing, all-seeing Sole Voice Of Truth In TeH World. Their god isn't ideology, it's ego.
Yes, Bill, you and you alone love Christmas. I'm sure Peter Jennings is putting coal in his kids' stockings right now.
What a penile implant this guy is.
A.
What an assbag.
This is really my problem with guys like him. It's not really about politics with them, it's about being known as the all-important, all-knowing, all-seeing Sole Voice Of Truth In TeH World. Their god isn't ideology, it's ego.
Yes, Bill, you and you alone love Christmas. I'm sure Peter Jennings is putting coal in his kids' stockings right now.
What a penile implant this guy is.
A.
I wonder what endangered institution O'Reilly will defend next?
The annual Parteitag in Nuremburg, I think.
What kind of rat fuck bastard, right-wing wack-job nutcase, repressed B&D Bottom, sexist grab-ass clueless dickbrain thing is O'Reilly vomiting about now??
Not to put too fine a point on it or anything.
I wonder what endangered institution O'Reilly will defend next?
The annual Parteitag in Nuremburg, I think.
What kind of rat fuck bastard, right-wing wack-job nutcase, repressed B&D Bottom, sexist grab-ass clueless dickbrain thing is O'Reilly vomiting about now??
Not to put too fine a point on it or anything.
elves go union.
reindeer want better lichen and sedges.
bill still working new york avenue in d.c. after 21:00.
-J.T.
Warlord of Silver Spring
elves go union.
reindeer want better lichen and sedges.
bill still working new york avenue in d.c. after 21:00.
-J.T.
Warlord of Silver Spring
The O'Reilly Song
Bill's nuts roasting on on open fire
that's what every liberal dreams.
Bills trousers being filled with desire,
that louffa's not what it may seem.
Everybody knows
a hypocrite when they see one,
Bill fits right into that mold,
Shut up! Shut up! Fuck you every damn one,
and cut your mike is what I'm told.
We know that eeeeeeego's on it's way,
along with self-congratulation, I must say.
And every mother's son
is gonna see,
there's no bigger piece of shit than O'Reilly.
And so I'm offering this simple thought,
to libs from one to ninety-two,
just send O'Reilly a dreidel today,
and tell him he's a closet Jew.
The O'Reilly Song
Bill's nuts roasting on on open fire
that's what every liberal dreams.
Bills trousers being filled with desire,
that louffa's not what it may seem.
Everybody knows
a hypocrite when they see one,
Bill fits right into that mold,
Shut up! Shut up! Fuck you every damn one,
and cut your mike is what I'm told.
We know that eeeeeeego's on it's way,
along with self-congratulation, I must say.
And every mother's son
is gonna see,
there's no bigger piece of shit than O'Reilly.
And so I'm offering this simple thought,
to libs from one to ninety-two,
just send O'Reilly a dreidel today,
and tell him he's a closet Jew.
If there was ever a forum for questioning O'Reilly or Coulter or their ilk mine would be - when was the last time was your ass in a church pew, better yet in O'Reilly's case, when was the last time you saw the inside of a confessional?
Now that I think of it other when was the last time W was actually in a church with other people - I remember the Big Dog (Bill Clinton) tougher than nails leaving that church in DC nearly every Sunday. When Georgie or any of these frauds can sit before God and their peers and hear someone speak about morality other than out of their own pieholes we'll be making progress.
If there was ever a forum for questioning O'Reilly or Coulter or their ilk mine would be - when was the last time was your ass in a church pew, better yet in O'Reilly's case, when was the last time you saw the inside of a confessional?
Now that I think of it other when was the last time W was actually in a church with other people - I remember the Big Dog (Bill Clinton) tougher than nails leaving that church in DC nearly every Sunday. When Georgie or any of these frauds can sit before God and their peers and hear someone speak about morality other than out of their own pieholes we'll be making progress.
Christman sucks.
There, I said it.
Christman sucks.
There, I said it.
Jill, no worries for Chimpy and crew. From what I hear, the chaplains in the Hague are fucking FANTASTIC.
A.
Jill, no worries for Chimpy and crew. From what I hear, the chaplains in the Hague are fucking FANTASTIC.
A.
This is too rich. The guy has a wife and young children and writes books pontificating about righteous living while sexually harrassing female employees on the phone in the most disgusting manner (I'm sure it didn't stop there - how many extramarital affairs do you think he's had).
And he's the guy to defend Christmas?! Why isn't he being laughed off the planet?
This is too rich. The guy has a wife and young children and writes books pontificating about righteous living while sexually harrassing female employees on the phone in the most disgusting manner (I'm sure it didn't stop there - how many extramarital affairs do you think he's had).
And he's the guy to defend Christmas?! Why isn't he being laughed off the planet?
Navity = Nativity. Too much sauce.
Navity = Nativity. Too much sauce.
Thersites:
God Damn Ye, Fucking Al Franken
In you I must dismay
You had your 35 minutes
Now let me have my say
I stand for all that's just and right at least that's what I say
Christmas tidings for right winger goy
right winger goy
Christmas tidings for right winger goy
Thersites:
God Damn Ye, Fucking Al Franken
In you I must dismay
You had your 35 minutes
Now let me have my say
I stand for all that's just and right at least that's what I say
Christmas tidings for right winger goy
right winger goy
Christmas tidings for right winger goy
Defending Christmas. What a hoot. I said it last night... what is he, 6 years old?
Defending Christmas. What a hoot. I said it last night... what is he, 6 years old?
I'm sending Bill an 8" vibrating driedl butt plug for Christmas.
I'm sending Bill an 8" vibrating driedl butt plug for Christmas.
Can we get back to the topic of todays Dump Report? I took a dump tonight and it was really stinky. A 9 on a scale of 10 for stinkology.
Can we get back to the topic of todays Dump Report? I took a dump tonight and it was really stinky. A 9 on a scale of 10 for stinkology.
Jenny, you're not a fan of "The Christmas that Almost Wasn't, starring Bill O'Reilly"?
I was always more of a grinch (old skool) fan myself. Tura lura, tura lura, christmas comes each time this year.
And BTW, just how gay was the elf that wanted to be a dentist in that one special?
Jenny, you're not a fan of "The Christmas that Almost Wasn't, starring Bill O'Reilly"?
I was always more of a grinch (old skool) fan myself. Tura lura, tura lura, christmas comes each time this year.
And BTW, just how gay was the elf that wanted to be a dentist in that one special?
A delicious thought Athenae -thanks for that.
A delicious thought Athenae -thanks for that.
O'reilly is right. That old Jew Larry King does not love Christmas. Thats what the matter with all those Jews. They don't love Jesus and they don't love Christmas. He got right down to the meat of the matter there. Its about time someone had the courage to speak out on this.
O'reilly is right. That old Jew Larry King does not love Christmas. Thats what the matter with all those Jews. They don't love Jesus and they don't love Christmas. He got right down to the meat of the matter there. Its about time someone had the courage to speak out on this.
Stone:
That is what you get for eating falafels. O'Reilly sympathizer!!!
Stone:
That is what you get for eating falafels. O'Reilly sympathizer!!!
bunny -
Heh. Not familiar with that one, me being the non-practicing jewess I am. But even I know that Christmas is alive and well, thank you very much, Mr. O Sleazebag.
bunny -
Heh. Not familiar with that one, me being the non-practicing jewess I am. But even I know that Christmas is alive and well, thank you very much, Mr. O Sleazebag.
Thersites, I put two (2) O'Reilly lyrics on your blog. Believe it or not, they're EXTREMELY offensive. Thanks for the opportunity!
Thersites, I put two (2) O'Reilly lyrics on your blog. Believe it or not, they're EXTREMELY offensive. Thanks for the opportunity!
Cut the crap, O'Reilly. If you're looking for martyrdom, you've got the wrong holiday.
Cut the crap, O'Reilly. If you're looking for martyrdom, you've got the wrong holiday.
"Isn't it rather amazing that such a thin skinned petty tyrant with serious delusions is watched by millions?"
I didn't realize O'Reilly played Col. Klink on Hogan's Heros. Whodathot.
"Isn't it rather amazing that such a thin skinned petty tyrant with serious delusions is watched by millions?"
I didn't realize O'Reilly played Col. Klink on Hogan's Heros. Whodathot.
I checked them out Philalethes. I find that I must sing them outloud for full effect. Good thing kids are in bed.
I checked them out Philalethes. I find that I must sing them outloud for full effect. Good thing kids are in bed.
Mr. O'Reilly
So why don't we have the armor to defend ourselves against the Chrismas terrorists? The insurgents are all around us yet you haven't authorized the expenditures to adequately protect ourselves. Your tough talk means nothing when we're putting our lives on the line.
Mr. O'Reilly
So why don't we have the armor to defend ourselves against the Chrismas terrorists? The insurgents are all around us yet you haven't authorized the expenditures to adequately protect ourselves. Your tough talk means nothing when we're putting our lives on the line.
I've heard of a strawman argument, but a snowman?
I've heard of a strawman argument, but a snowman?
Hey Jenny ftb, did you see today's nudibranch?
Possibly the most striking ones yet, IMO. (Caution: Adult content!)
Hey Jenny ftb, did you see today's nudibranch?
Possibly the most striking ones yet, IMO. (Caution: Adult content!)
I checked them out Philalethes. I find that I must sing them outloud for full effect. Good thing kids are in bed.
vioblee
Yes, I would NOT condone singing them to children. Or to anyone, really...
I checked them out Philalethes. I find that I must sing them outloud for full effect. Good thing kids are in bed.
vioblee
Yes, I would NOT condone singing them to children. Or to anyone, really...
It's all a misunderstanding. Bill was dicking up for Christmas.
Now who wants to fuck with Easter?
+++
It's all a misunderstanding. Bill was dicking up for Christmas.
Now who wants to fuck with Easter?
+++
Hey Jenny ftb, did you see today's nudibranch?
Ah, Philalethes. They're so exquisite. Thank you for bringing us the beauty of the nudibranch. Very special!
Hey Jenny ftb, did you see today's nudibranch?
Ah, Philalethes. They're so exquisite. Thank you for bringing us the beauty of the nudibranch. Very special!
ok, it's all well and good to mock falafel boy, but there is serious political agenda here, one we are going to hear variations of for the next 4 years, one that Faux News will endlessly repeat to wit:
"The anti-Christmas forces say it's all about diversity, protecting the sensitivities of those Americans who get offended by the mere mention of the birth of Jesus. Somehow, I haven't been able to locate any of these people--folks who find a baby in a manger so off-putting, it ruins their day.
So the diversity excuse is a bunch of bull. What's really going on here is a well-organized movement to wipe out any display of organized religion from the public arena.
The secular-progressive movement understands very well that it is organized religion, most specifically Christianity and Judaism, that stands in the way of gay marriage, partial birth abortion, legalized narcotics, euthanasia, and many other secular causes. If religion can be de-emphasized in the USA, a brave new progressive society can be achieved."
here's to a Brave New Progressive Society!
ok, it's all well and good to mock falafel boy, but there is serious political agenda here, one we are going to hear variations of for the next 4 years, one that Faux News will endlessly repeat to wit:
"The anti-Christmas forces say it's all about diversity, protecting the sensitivities of those Americans who get offended by the mere mention of the birth of Jesus. Somehow, I haven't been able to locate any of these people--folks who find a baby in a manger so off-putting, it ruins their day.
So the diversity excuse is a bunch of bull. What's really going on here is a well-organized movement to wipe out any display of organized religion from the public arena.
The secular-progressive movement understands very well that it is organized religion, most specifically Christianity and Judaism, that stands in the way of gay marriage, partial birth abortion, legalized narcotics, euthanasia, and many other secular causes. If religion can be de-emphasized in the USA, a brave new progressive society can be achieved."
here's to a Brave New Progressive Society!
I have a brainstorm here - someone unlucky enough to live near O'Reilly (Long Island is it?) volunteer to take him to mass once a day. That's one of the lovely things about being Catholic - you can find a mass every day nearly every hour on the hour during the day. In the interest of full disclosure, the last time I saw the inside of a confessional was in Paris at the Madeliene (sp?) it's terrific because there priests there 24 hours a day on call and speaking any language (well at least most of the major ones) - this was for me many years ago and before I lost my virginity - the appeal of the confessional was lost after that -although I'm not sure why I should be too concerned, one of the boys in my catechism class has revealed publicly that the priest in my tiny, tiny, tiny town was abusing him.
I have a brainstorm here - someone unlucky enough to live near O'Reilly (Long Island is it?) volunteer to take him to mass once a day. That's one of the lovely things about being Catholic - you can find a mass every day nearly every hour on the hour during the day. In the interest of full disclosure, the last time I saw the inside of a confessional was in Paris at the Madeliene (sp?) it's terrific because there priests there 24 hours a day on call and speaking any language (well at least most of the major ones) - this was for me many years ago and before I lost my virginity - the appeal of the confessional was lost after that -although I'm not sure why I should be too concerned, one of the boys in my catechism class has revealed publicly that the priest in my tiny, tiny, tiny town was abusing him.
Alas, Christmas has its mighty champion, but Saint Swithin's Day must go a-beggin'. Where's the justice?
Alas, Christmas has its mighty champion, but Saint Swithin's Day must go a-beggin'. Where's the justice?
The Pentagon says more than 5,500 servicemen have deserted since the war started in Iraq.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/
2...ain659336.shtml
I'm wondering if this is new information? I haven’t seen it anywhere else.
The Pentagon says more than 5,500 servicemen have deserted since the war started in Iraq.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/
2...ain659336.shtml
I'm wondering if this is new information? I haven’t seen it anywhere else.
I think that I shall never see
A sight so lovely as a...
Nudibranch!
(does that rhyme?)
I think that I shall never see
A sight so lovely as a...
Nudibranch!
(does that rhyme?)
Which Christmas is he talking about?
Does he mean the holiday celebrated near the end of December? Because that particular holiday actually commemorates Mithras, another mythos built around a dead-and-then-not-dead worshipee. A "virgin" birth may also be involved, I'm not sure.
Or does O'Reilly mean the actual date of the birth of Christ, which historians have thus far been unable to pin down? They can't agree on precisely when it was, but in general, last I heard, they agree it wasn't anywhere near December 25th.
If I were Jesus, I'd be pretty insulted at a bunch of people like O'Reilly, who just shrug and say "eh, we don't care enough to find out when his real birthday is, so let's just pick a date that some other religion was already using, and go with that!"
Which Christmas is he talking about?
Does he mean the holiday celebrated near the end of December? Because that particular holiday actually commemorates Mithras, another mythos built around a dead-and-then-not-dead worshipee. A "virgin" birth may also be involved, I'm not sure.
Or does O'Reilly mean the actual date of the birth of Christ, which historians have thus far been unable to pin down? They can't agree on precisely when it was, but in general, last I heard, they agree it wasn't anywhere near December 25th.
If I were Jesus, I'd be pretty insulted at a bunch of people like O'Reilly, who just shrug and say "eh, we don't care enough to find out when his real birthday is, so let's just pick a date that some other religion was already using, and go with that!"
That screening of "Bad Santa" REALLY got on his tits.
That screening of "Bad Santa" REALLY got on his tits.
I think that I shall never see
A sight so lovely as a...
Nudibranch!
(does that rhyme?)
You're a poet,
And you don't realize it!
I think that I shall never see
A sight so lovely as a...
Nudibranch!
(does that rhyme?)
You're a poet,
And you don't realize it!
Once again, since we all know that anti-semitism comes only from the left, why are we talking about Bill O'Reilly and Bill Donohue, and Pat Buchanan. None of them are anti-semites since none of them are liberals.
Once again, since we all know that anti-semitism comes only from the left, why are we talking about Bill O'Reilly and Bill Donohue, and Pat Buchanan. None of them are anti-semites since none of them are liberals.
I think that I shall never see
A sight so lovely as a...
Nudibranch!
(does that rhyme?)
Not bad, but if you expect that shit to get you a rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike, sorry -- you're gonna have to suck a lot worse.
I think that I shall never see
A sight so lovely as a...
Nudibranch!
(does that rhyme?)
Not bad, but if you expect that shit to get you a rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike, sorry -- you're gonna have to suck a lot worse.
Oh, lay off O'Reilly. If not for him and blowhards such as Rush and Falwell, who would there be to take the unpopular stances defending beleaguered institutions that are clearly in need of defense, such as Christmas, families, and keeping America safe from terraists? Since most Americans nowadays ignore Christmas, hate families, and want to see America and Americans destroyed by Islamic fundamentalists, thank God we have such principled men looking after our interests!
Oh, lay off O'Reilly. If not for him and blowhards such as Rush and Falwell, who would there be to take the unpopular stances defending beleaguered institutions that are clearly in need of defense, such as Christmas, families, and keeping America safe from terraists? Since most Americans nowadays ignore Christmas, hate families, and want to see America and Americans destroyed by Islamic fundamentalists, thank God we have such principled men looking after our interests!
I was the Poet Laureate of my 4th grade class.
But I don't have a big head about it or anything.
I was the Poet Laureate of my 4th grade class.
But I don't have a big head about it or anything.
what a crazy old fucker.
it's fun watching him slowly lose his damn mind.
falafel.
what a crazy old fucker.
it's fun watching him slowly lose his damn mind.
falafel.
Jesus has had 2,000 years to tell us his real birthday, Seraphiel. Frankly, it's just too late. Like Washington, Lincoln, Martin Luther King, and the Queen of England, He's just gonna have to deal with the concept of arbitrary birth date.
Jesus has had 2,000 years to tell us his real birthday, Seraphiel. Frankly, it's just too late. Like Washington, Lincoln, Martin Luther King, and the Queen of England, He's just gonna have to deal with the concept of arbitrary birth date.
The wingnuts are as confused about the reasons as we are.
The wingnuts are as confused about the reasons as we are.
Father Christmas give us some money, don't mess around with those silly toys. We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over, we want your bread so don't make no noise. Give all your toys to the little rich boys.
GDoyle
Father Christmas give us some money, don't mess around with those silly toys. We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over, we want your bread so don't make no noise. Give all your toys to the little rich boys.
GDoyle
They don't like Lieberman at Wingnut Central.
Lieberman is the very worst of choices.
If picked, he would agree with Bush on keeping the immigration floodgates open to the invading third world armies.
They don't like Lieberman at Wingnut Central.
Lieberman is the very worst of choices.
If picked, he would agree with Bush on keeping the immigration floodgates open to the invading third world armies.
keeping the immigration floodgates open to the invading third world armies.
those "invading third world armies" happen to be the smartest, hardest working and most committed students in my graduate program.
no wonder all the overweight white guys want them out. they just can't compete.
keeping the immigration floodgates open to the invading third world armies.
those "invading third world armies" happen to be the smartest, hardest working and most committed students in my graduate program.
no wonder all the overweight white guys want them out. they just can't compete.
Sorry. I meant to post that in the Kerik thread.
Sorry. I meant to post that in the Kerik thread.
and what about Groundhog Day?
Do you see Atrios defending Groundhog Day? Well, do ya!?
I thought so.
Who's watching out for your made-up bullshit holidays, America??!!!
km, that's who!!!!!
and what about Groundhog Day?
Do you see Atrios defending Groundhog Day? Well, do ya!?
I thought so.
Who's watching out for your made-up bullshit holidays, America??!!!
km, that's who!!!!!
Bill's new book:
The Passion of the Falafel
Bill's new book:
The Passion of the Falafel
From the AP: "Ailing Rehnquist Plans to Swear in Bush"
Imagine the last thing you do in your life is swear in a commander-in-chimp. What a crazy way to go out.
From the AP: "Ailing Rehnquist Plans to Swear in Bush"
Imagine the last thing you do in your life is swear in a commander-in-chimp. What a crazy way to go out.
I'm a little confused.
Is christmas in danger of going away?
If so, why do I hear fucking christmas carols everywhere I go? I can't even stop for gas without hearing fucking "jingle balls"or "hark the butt-sex, let's be jolly."
I'm a little confused.
Is christmas in danger of going away?
If so, why do I hear fucking christmas carols everywhere I go? I can't even stop for gas without hearing fucking "jingle balls"or "hark the butt-sex, let's be jolly."
Is christmas in danger of going away?
Anybody who lives in New York knows that no Jew wants to see Christmas go anywhere.
Jewish storeowners, hotel owners, etc. make money off of it. They'd be crazy to want to get rid of it. New York is the biggest Jewish city in the world I think and it's also the place in the USA that basically defines Christmas (Macy's parade, Miracle on 34th Street, Rockefeller Center etc).
Common sense. Something O'Reilly isn't capable of apparently.
Is christmas in danger of going away?
Anybody who lives in New York knows that no Jew wants to see Christmas go anywhere.
Jewish storeowners, hotel owners, etc. make money off of it. They'd be crazy to want to get rid of it. New York is the biggest Jewish city in the world I think and it's also the place in the USA that basically defines Christmas (Macy's parade, Miracle on 34th Street, Rockefeller Center etc).
Common sense. Something O'Reilly isn't capable of apparently.
"Ailing Rehnquist Plans to Swear at Bush"
"Ailing Rehnquist Plans to Swear at Bush"
the passion of the o'reilly
the passion of the o'reilly
SWR, I was being sarcastic.
If Christmas went away, the american economy would collapse.
If O'Leilly was really worried about christmas he'd condemn the insane displays of motorized snowmen.
Those snowmen give me the creeps.
SWR, I was being sarcastic.
If Christmas went away, the american economy would collapse.
If O'Leilly was really worried about christmas he'd condemn the insane displays of motorized snowmen.
Those snowmen give me the creeps.
The GOP is the party of motorized snowmen.
And Santa Clauses.
The GOP is the party of motorized snowmen.
And Santa Clauses.
Freeper Thought 101: Kerik Withdraws
"A HUGE win for liberals and terrorists everywhere. Now we'll probably get some pansy."
"Think about any off color,anti-gay,anti-feminist or ethnic jokes/remarks you may have made or laughed at some time in your life.
The libs will find someone to attest/take offense to it.
Not making excuses but if your conservatve, anything will be the rope to hang you.If your a lib the press will of course ignore it or drag out a talkinghead of whatever group to absolve him/her of the offense."
"There is a silver lining to Kerik's withdrawal, notably, the populace is onto the treachery and duplicity of the Dims. If/as they keep this up, it will cost them additonal Senate and House seats in the 2006 elections and dim Hitlery's chances for 08."
freeeeeepers living in freeperville. now that is a very scary place.
Freeper Thought 101: Kerik Withdraws
"A HUGE win for liberals and terrorists everywhere. Now we'll probably get some pansy."
"Think about any off color,anti-gay,anti-feminist or ethnic jokes/remarks you may have made or laughed at some time in your life.
The libs will find someone to attest/take offense to it.
Not making excuses but if your conservatve, anything will be the rope to hang you.If your a lib the press will of course ignore it or drag out a talkinghead of whatever group to absolve him/her of the offense."
"There is a silver lining to Kerik's withdrawal, notably, the populace is onto the treachery and duplicity of the Dims. If/as they keep this up, it will cost them additonal Senate and House seats in the 2006 elections and dim Hitlery's chances for 08."
freeeeeepers living in freeperville. now that is a very scary place.
SWR, I was being sarcastic.
If Christmas went away, the american economy would collapse.
I know you were but O'Reilly wasn't.
SWR, I was being sarcastic.
If Christmas went away, the american economy would collapse.
I know you were but O'Reilly wasn't.
"Think about any off color,anti-gay,anti-feminist or ethnic jokes/remarks you may have made or laughed at some time in your life.
I think the anal sex threads just about doom everybody here.
"Think about any off color,anti-gay,anti-feminist or ethnic jokes/remarks you may have made or laughed at some time in your life.
I think the anal sex threads just about doom everybody here.
but wasn't Rudolph's nose "Red" ? what with his Trotskyite pretensions and all, I don't know if we can trust all of Santa's minions to spread the proper Biblical reading of all that is white and pure about Xmas. and was Burl Ives, really, *about* Xmas. anal sex loving reindeer and secular (communist) non-Christians have ruined the real meaning of the Birth of Christ, and isn't that just how Hollyweird wants to make us all deviants, what with their denigration opf the manger for the North Pole? what's next, the Easter Bunny as some kind of PETA symbol? haven't we taken secular humanism far enough?
but wasn't Rudolph's nose "Red" ? what with his Trotskyite pretensions and all, I don't know if we can trust all of Santa's minions to spread the proper Biblical reading of all that is white and pure about Xmas. and was Burl Ives, really, *about* Xmas. anal sex loving reindeer and secular (communist) non-Christians have ruined the real meaning of the Birth of Christ, and isn't that just how Hollyweird wants to make us all deviants, what with their denigration opf the manger for the North Pole? what's next, the Easter Bunny as some kind of PETA symbol? haven't we taken secular humanism far enough?
but wasn't Rudolph's nose "Red" ? what with his Trotskyite pretensions and all,
Rudolph as a Trotskyite could mean he could become Rudolphe the Neocon Reindeer and wind up writing for the Weekly Standard.
but wasn't Rudolph's nose "Red" ? what with his Trotskyite pretensions and all,
Rudolph as a Trotskyite could mean he could become Rudolphe the Neocon Reindeer and wind up writing for the Weekly Standard.
I'm counting on our man Jon Stewart to be sticking up for xmas Monday night.
Jon won't let ya down, Billy Boy!
I'm counting on our man Jon Stewart to be sticking up for xmas Monday night.
Jon won't let ya down, Billy Boy!
OT,
I put up my responses to the DNC post-election questionnaire at the "homepage" link. Sorry in advance 'bout the 'free service' pop-up stuff. Not too bad, though.
OT,
I put up my responses to the DNC post-election questionnaire at the "homepage" link. Sorry in advance 'bout the 'free service' pop-up stuff. Not too bad, though.
Wow, it's Freeper Madness.
Wow, it's Freeper Madness.
Rudolph as a Trotskyite could mean he could become Rudolphe the Neocon Reindeer and wind up writing for the Weekly Standard.
Could be a suitable position for Daschle and Blitzer.
Rudolph as a Trotskyite could mean he could become Rudolphe the Neocon Reindeer and wind up writing for the Weekly Standard.
Could be a suitable position for Daschle and Blitzer.
Wow, it's Freeper Madness.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 1:40 am | #
Any way we can draw a few LGFers over here and bring them into the anal sex threads? I need to vent.
Wow, it's Freeper Madness.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 1:40 am | #
Any way we can draw a few LGFers over here and bring them into the anal sex threads? I need to vent.
I keep thinking of the Fawlty Towers episode where Manuel keeps calling O'Reilly the builder "Orally".
"You men from Orally? You Orally?"
"Oh, I get it, he means O'Reilly! Yes, that's right, we are Orally men. (Thick as a plank.)"
I keep thinking of the Fawlty Towers episode where Manuel keeps calling O'Reilly the builder "Orally".
"You men from Orally? You Orally?"
"Oh, I get it, he means O'Reilly! Yes, that's right, we are Orally men. (Thick as a plank.)"
anal sex loving reindeer
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your hole so tight,
won't you ride my pole tonight?"
anal sex loving reindeer
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your hole so tight,
won't you ride my pole tonight?"
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your hole so tight,
won't you ride my pole tonight?"
Oh, man; that is just plain wrong!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your hole so tight,
won't you ride my pole tonight?"
Oh, man; that is just plain wrong!
Rudolph The Pinko Reindeer?
Rudolph The Pinko Reindeer?
If so, why do I hear fucking christmas carols everywhere I go? I can't even stop for gas without hearing fucking "jingle balls"or "hark the butt-sex, let's be jolly."
You hear the Christmas Carols because you are a good red state drone. Silly.
Now, let's sing the O'Reilly Carols:
Shut up, the Herald Angels sing,
Felafel jism to the Newborn King.
Ya heathen bastich.
If so, why do I hear fucking christmas carols everywhere I go? I can't even stop for gas without hearing fucking "jingle balls"or "hark the butt-sex, let's be jolly."
You hear the Christmas Carols because you are a good red state drone. Silly.
Now, let's sing the O'Reilly Carols:
Shut up, the Herald Angels sing,
Felafel jism to the Newborn King.
Ya heathen bastich.
Jeez, A, you are deliberately trying to ruin my week with all the O'Reilly stuff, aren't you? The mere sight of the prick just makes my blood boil. Rush, Savage, Hannity are stupid, insane and smarmy, respectively, but O'Reilly just fucks my shit right up. I don't know what it is about him, but when I see him pontificating on TV I have visions of smashing a wine bottle in his smug fucking face. O'Reilly is just making it worse for himself with all this Christmas bullshit. "Christmas under siege," my ass. I'm under siege by Christmas. Damn, I can't even go out to buy some pencil leads or a few rolls of toilet paper without having to fight traffic and Christmas shoppers everywhere. And forget about going to Borders. Christ, judging by the mob scene at that place, you'd think they were giving away free pancake breakfasts in there. Christmas sucks, and every year I breathe a huge sigh of relief come January 2. Suck it, O'Reilly, you cock-chugging whore.
Jeez, A, you are deliberately trying to ruin my week with all the O'Reilly stuff, aren't you? The mere sight of the prick just makes my blood boil. Rush, Savage, Hannity are stupid, insane and smarmy, respectively, but O'Reilly just fucks my shit right up. I don't know what it is about him, but when I see him pontificating on TV I have visions of smashing a wine bottle in his smug fucking face. O'Reilly is just making it worse for himself with all this Christmas bullshit. "Christmas under siege," my ass. I'm under siege by Christmas. Damn, I can't even go out to buy some pencil leads or a few rolls of toilet paper without having to fight traffic and Christmas shoppers everywhere. And forget about going to Borders. Christ, judging by the mob scene at that place, you'd think they were giving away free pancake breakfasts in there. Christmas sucks, and every year I breathe a huge sigh of relief come January 2. Suck it, O'Reilly, you cock-chugging whore.
Yup, things'd have to be pretty foggy *hic* for a body ta think fuckin' a reindeer's a good idear.
Yup, things'd have to be pretty foggy *hic* for a body ta think fuckin' a reindeer's a good idear.
Rudolph The Pinko Reindeer?
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 1:45 am | #
Santa is obviously neither a capitalist nor a communist.
A capitalist would give to whoever makes the most money for Santa.
A communist would give to each according to his need, and take cookies from only those houses according to their ability.
But Santa gives according to moral worth. He knows when you've been bad or good etc. so he's a kind of old line European/Burkean conservative, Christian socialist.
The Ho. Ho. Ho fake heartiness is obviously a form of noblesse oblige he shows to people less fortunate than he is.
Rudolph The Pinko Reindeer?
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 1:45 am | #
Santa is obviously neither a capitalist nor a communist.
A capitalist would give to whoever makes the most money for Santa.
A communist would give to each according to his need, and take cookies from only those houses according to their ability.
But Santa gives according to moral worth. He knows when you've been bad or good etc. so he's a kind of old line European/Burkean conservative, Christian socialist.
The Ho. Ho. Ho fake heartiness is obviously a form of noblesse oblige he shows to people less fortunate than he is.
I fought the Christmas, and the Christmas won.
I fought the Christmas, and the Christmas won.
Do you see Dan Rather standing up for Mother's Day?
Well do you? Clearly, he hates Mothers.
GDoyle
Do you see Dan Rather standing up for Mother's Day?
Well do you? Clearly, he hates Mothers.
GDoyle
speaking as a pinko liberal PC communist traitor, I take great offense to anal sex joes. anal sex is nothing to joke about. it's just good, clean fun between consenting adults.
WHO DO YOU SEE DEFENDING ANAL SEX?!?!
LARRY KING?!?
WELL, DO YA!?!?
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ANAL SEX SHOULD JUST MOVE TO THE MIDDLE EAST WHERE THERE'S NO ANAL SEX TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE.
oh wait... well, maybe iceland.
no?
finland?
speaking as a pinko liberal PC communist traitor, I take great offense to anal sex joes. anal sex is nothing to joke about. it's just good, clean fun between consenting adults.
WHO DO YOU SEE DEFENDING ANAL SEX?!?!
LARRY KING?!?
WELL, DO YA!?!?
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ANAL SEX SHOULD JUST MOVE TO THE MIDDLE EAST WHERE THERE'S NO ANAL SEX TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE.
oh wait... well, maybe iceland.
no?
finland?
So Santa's got kind of a meritocracy thing goin' on, then.
And joycamp seems to think it's Rudolph The Red-Rimmed Reindeer...
So Santa's got kind of a meritocracy thing goin' on, then.
And joycamp seems to think it's Rudolph The Red-Rimmed Reindeer...
The Ho. Ho. Ho fake heartiness is obviously a form of noblesse oblige he shows to people less fortunate than he is.
I detect a trace of Straussian philosophy in Santa's little schtick. Flying completely around the world in a single night? Clearly just one more piece of the "Noble Lie".
Is Santa a U. Chicago grad?
The Ho. Ho. Ho fake heartiness is obviously a form of noblesse oblige he shows to people less fortunate than he is.
I detect a trace of Straussian philosophy in Santa's little schtick. Flying completely around the world in a single night? Clearly just one more piece of the "Noble Lie".
Is Santa a U. Chicago grad?
Actually, anal sex is *only* moral if falafel is involved.
Actually, anal sex is *only* moral if falafel is involved.
"No one sticks up for Christmas except for me."
So, now should we call him "Saint" Bill Fallafel?
there's got to be some place with absolutely NO ANAL SEX in it, period.
And I'll bet they don't celebrate Christmas, either.
"No one sticks up for Christmas except for me."
So, now should we call him "Saint" Bill Fallafel?
there's got to be some place with absolutely NO ANAL SEX in it, period.
And I'll bet they don't celebrate Christmas, either.
"He knows if you've been bad or good because he's had your house wiretapped and is monitoring your internet usage, so be good for goodness' sake."
"He knows if you've been bad or good because he's had your house wiretapped and is monitoring your internet usage, so be good for goodness' sake."
My wife just informed me that the demented racist harpy Abigail Thernstrom has been made vice chairman of the Civil Rights Commission.
Excuse me while I vomit uncontrollably.
My wife just informed me that the demented racist harpy Abigail Thernstrom has been made vice chairman of the Civil Rights Commission.
Excuse me while I vomit uncontrollably.
I keep thinking of the Fawlty Towers episode where Manuel keeps calling O'Reilly the builder "Orally".
Oh, pay no attention to him. He's from ... Barcelona. [/Basil Fawlty]
I keep thinking of the Fawlty Towers episode where Manuel keeps calling O'Reilly the builder "Orally".
Oh, pay no attention to him. He's from ... Barcelona. [/Basil Fawlty]
Are there any countries that celebrate Anal-Sex-mas, or is it just my house?
Are there any countries that celebrate Anal-Sex-mas, or is it just my house?
Complete Meltdown Coming.
Complete Meltdown Coming.
"I'm Larry King, and you know, before I engage in a marathon session of hot anal sex, I always make sure my body has it's full day's supply of antioxidants and mega-vitamin C..."
"I'm Larry King, and you know, before I engage in a marathon session of hot anal sex, I always make sure my body has it's full day's supply of antioxidants and mega-vitamin C..."
Is Santa a U. Chicago grad?
The original Santa went to college in Germany before the Nazis came to power. I believe that he was never actually a leftist but his son, Santa Jr. attended City College and was active in Marxist politics for a few years. But he sold out pretty quickly when Lionel Trilling got tenure at Columbia and the restrictions on tenure in the Ivy League for certain ethnic groups was lifted.
Santa III (the current occupant of the North Pole) graduated from Berkeley in 1968 and protested the war in Vietnam before deciding just to drop out and found his "elf commune" (don't ask) at the North Pole.
He's still not speaking to his father who thinks he's an anti-semite for delivering preasants to Christian children in the West Bank. Some serious bad blood between those two.
Is Santa a U. Chicago grad?
The original Santa went to college in Germany before the Nazis came to power. I believe that he was never actually a leftist but his son, Santa Jr. attended City College and was active in Marxist politics for a few years. But he sold out pretty quickly when Lionel Trilling got tenure at Columbia and the restrictions on tenure in the Ivy League for certain ethnic groups was lifted.
Santa III (the current occupant of the North Pole) graduated from Berkeley in 1968 and protested the war in Vietnam before deciding just to drop out and found his "elf commune" (don't ask) at the North Pole.
He's still not speaking to his father who thinks he's an anti-semite for delivering preasants to Christian children in the West Bank. Some serious bad blood between those two.
there's got to be some place with absolutely NO ANAL SEX in it, period.
That's a tough one.
A nursery school?
A graveyard?
Wait! I know!
The dark side of the moon.
there's got to be some place with absolutely NO ANAL SEX in it, period.
That's a tough one.
A nursery school?
A graveyard?
Wait! I know!
The dark side of the moon.
The dark side of the moon.
Isn't that a euphemism for anal sex?
The dark side of the moon.
Isn't that a euphemism for anal sex?
Ya heathen bastich.
Well, yeah. What's your point?
Ya heathen bastich.
Well, yeah. What's your point?
there's got to be some place with absolutely NO ANAL SEX in it, period.
(wait for it...)
Mars, bitches!
there's got to be some place with absolutely NO ANAL SEX in it, period.
(wait for it...)
Mars, bitches!
I think if a smartly placed intelectually-strategic guest joins the O'Really Factor one evening, that can succeed in cornering him before he can pull his copyrighted "cut his mic!", I think he'll finally* snap.
* But of course retire to a not so uncomfortable lifestyle... I can see him whoring himself to the talkshow circuit after he "went through recovery," or some such shit.
I think if a smartly placed intelectually-strategic guest joins the O'Really Factor one evening, that can succeed in cornering him before he can pull his copyrighted "cut his mic!", I think he'll finally* snap.
* But of course retire to a not so uncomfortable lifestyle... I can see him whoring himself to the talkshow circuit after he "went through recovery," or some such shit.
iceland.... hm, cold but they do have bjork. yum.
iceland.... hm, cold but they do have bjork. yum.
Bjork is my kind of batshit crazy girl. My girlfriend's no slouch, though.
Bjork is my kind of batshit crazy girl. My girlfriend's no slouch, though.
My wife just informed me that the demented racist harpy Abigail Thernstrom has been made vice chairman of the Civil Rights Commission.
Waiter of democracy...?
Check please.
Bye all. Really.
Abigail Thernstrom, eh?
CHECK PLEASE!
My wife just informed me that the demented racist harpy Abigail Thernstrom has been made vice chairman of the Civil Rights Commission.
Waiter of democracy...?
Check please.
Bye all. Really.
Abigail Thernstrom, eh?
CHECK PLEASE!
We just need to find out who's giving him the oxycontin scrips..
We just need to find out who's giving him the oxycontin scrips..
Bjork is my kind of batshit crazy girl.
I've never seen her appeal. She's just a little too much for me.
Bjork is my kind of batshit crazy girl.
I've never seen her appeal. She's just a little too much for me.
Bjork is like hot.
Bjork is like hot.
SWR, that's what they'd like you to think. In fact, what we see at the North Pole is the logical capitalist extreme of complete expropriation of the laborer. Christmas itself is essentially a promotional event; the costs are made up elsewhere, thanks to Santa's connections in underage Thai prostitution and South African diamond mines. Christmas is a sort of red-and-greenwashing tactic, strictly for the rubes.
Seriously, though...we all know that this "anti-Christmas" paranoia is completely faked, and that it's being faked for a reason. Any guesses? One thing that occurs to me is that at Christmas time, people tend to sit around watching anti-greed propaganda. After all, you have to be pretty goddamn dim not to make the connection between the Republicans and Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life," or the Grinch, or Scrooge. And in a bad economy, you're likely to notice that your money isn't going as far as it used to, and you might think about finding someone to blame. So whaddaya think? By casting themselves as the "protectors" of Xmas, is the GOP trying to head off some of that emotional backlash, or am I completely out on a limb? What are some other possibilities?
SWR, that's what they'd like you to think. In fact, what we see at the North Pole is the logical capitalist extreme of complete expropriation of the laborer. Christmas itself is essentially a promotional event; the costs are made up elsewhere, thanks to Santa's connections in underage Thai prostitution and South African diamond mines. Christmas is a sort of red-and-greenwashing tactic, strictly for the rubes.
Seriously, though...we all know that this "anti-Christmas" paranoia is completely faked, and that it's being faked for a reason. Any guesses? One thing that occurs to me is that at Christmas time, people tend to sit around watching anti-greed propaganda. After all, you have to be pretty goddamn dim not to make the connection between the Republicans and Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life," or the Grinch, or Scrooge. And in a bad economy, you're likely to notice that your money isn't going as far as it used to, and you might think about finding someone to blame. So whaddaya think? By casting themselves as the "protectors" of Xmas, is the GOP trying to head off some of that emotional backlash, or am I completely out on a limb? What are some other possibilities?
Ya heathen bastich.
Well, yeah. What's your point?
None, beyond the traditional Catholic hope of a good recipe for a bold sauce...
Ya heathen bastich.
Well, yeah. What's your point?
None, beyond the traditional Catholic hope of a good recipe for a bold sauce...
How does Santa make money? Volume.
How does Santa make money? Volume.
Oh, and underpants.
Oh, and underpants.
Abigail Thernstrom, eh?
CHECK PLEASE!
Thersites
I think you'll find we'll be washing the dishes, Thersites. We can't afford the tab.
Abigail Thernstrom, eh?
CHECK PLEASE!
Thersites
I think you'll find we'll be washing the dishes, Thersites. We can't afford the tab.
I miss being able to access this website from work... goddamn anal IT dicks...
PS Even though I visit infrequently now, I still admire the heart that this site represents... keep up the necessary fight my man Atrios!
I miss being able to access this website from work... goddamn anal IT dicks...
PS Even though I visit infrequently now, I still admire the heart that this site represents... keep up the necessary fight my man Atrios!
I think if a smartly placed intelectually-strategic guest joins the O'Really Factor one evening, that can succeed in cornering him before he can pull his copyrighted "cut his mic!", I think he'll finally* snap.
Steve, Steve, Steve...he tapes the show ahead of time. If O'Reilly looks too bad, the segment simply doesn't air.
I think if a smartly placed intelectually-strategic guest joins the O'Really Factor one evening, that can succeed in cornering him before he can pull his copyrighted "cut his mic!", I think he'll finally* snap.
Steve, Steve, Steve...he tapes the show ahead of time. If O'Reilly looks too bad, the segment simply doesn't air.
On the bright side, four hours of pushing broom buys an eight-by-twelve four-bit room.
On the bright side, four hours of pushing broom buys an eight-by-twelve four-bit room.
It's a telling comment on the soul of this country that for some, it appears that Christmas means nothing more than a new Lexus in the driveway with an enormous red bow on it.
It's a telling comment on the soul of this country that for some, it appears that Christmas means nothing more than a new Lexus in the driveway with an enormous red bow on it.
i saw her first~!!!!
no really, first time i saw her was on this little late-night euro music show called "snub" back in 1987. then when i heard "birthday" with the sugarcubes i really lost my mind.
unfornately, i think she would be bored with me. ah well.
i saw her first~!!!!
no really, first time i saw her was on this little late-night euro music show called "snub" back in 1987. then when i heard "birthday" with the sugarcubes i really lost my mind.
unfornately, i think she would be bored with me. ah well.
On the bright side, four hours of pushing broom buys an eight-by-twelve four-bit room.
Eli
Don't you mean "four hours of anal sex"?
Inflation, you know.
On the bright side, four hours of pushing broom buys an eight-by-twelve four-bit room.
Eli
Don't you mean "four hours of anal sex"?
Inflation, you know.
After all, you have to be pretty goddamn dim not to make the connection between the Republicans and Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life," or the Grinch, or Scrooge.
Wrong. Mr. Potter is the quintessential big money liberal Democrat. He wants to see the people of Bedford Falls impoverished so that he (the symbol of the liberal elite) can dole out little token gifts here and there and make up for his impotent need to control.
Think about it. George Bailey is a Republican. He saves Violet from a life of prostitution. Under George Baily, Bedford Falls is "red America" and Violet is a nice innocent American girl. Under Mr. Potter's influence, Bedford Falls becomes Pottersville, a place eerily reminiscent of New York or LA or Amsterdam and Violet sort of looks like a whore.
What's more, Clarence (the symbol of Christianity) is persecuted by the bar owner (who's obviously Jewish).
After all, you have to be pretty goddamn dim not to make the connection between the Republicans and Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life," or the Grinch, or Scrooge.
Wrong. Mr. Potter is the quintessential big money liberal Democrat. He wants to see the people of Bedford Falls impoverished so that he (the symbol of the liberal elite) can dole out little token gifts here and there and make up for his impotent need to control.
Think about it. George Bailey is a Republican. He saves Violet from a life of prostitution. Under George Baily, Bedford Falls is "red America" and Violet is a nice innocent American girl. Under Mr. Potter's influence, Bedford Falls becomes Pottersville, a place eerily reminiscent of New York or LA or Amsterdam and Violet sort of looks like a whore.
What's more, Clarence (the symbol of Christianity) is persecuted by the bar owner (who's obviously Jewish).
Back to Thernstrom, though. Does anyone besides Thersites have any concept of just what a fucking disaster this woman is? If not, I'll be happy to explain at length.
Back to Thernstrom, though. Does anyone besides Thersites have any concept of just what a fucking disaster this woman is? If not, I'll be happy to explain at length.
And I'm Mr. Gower, the alcoholic fuckup druggist.
And I'm Mr. Gower, the alcoholic fuckup druggist.
On the bright side, four hours of pushing broom buys an eight-by-twelve four-bit room.
that's the soundest financial advice I've read in 4 fricking years.
On the bright side, four hours of pushing broom buys an eight-by-twelve four-bit room.
that's the soundest financial advice I've read in 4 fricking years.
i ain't got no cigarettes
i ain't got no ANAL SEX
i ain't got no cigarettes
i ain't got no ANAL SEX
"I think if a smartly placed intelectually-strategic guest joins the O'Really Factor one evening, that can succeed in cornering him before he can pull his copyrighted "cut his mic!", I think he'll finally* snap."
"Steve, Steve, Steve...he tapes the show ahead of time. If O'Reilly looks too bad, the segment simply doesn't air."
If only the philosopher Jesus were here to help us around this dilemma.
"I think if a smartly placed intelectually-strategic guest joins the O'Really Factor one evening, that can succeed in cornering him before he can pull his copyrighted "cut his mic!", I think he'll finally* snap."
"Steve, Steve, Steve...he tapes the show ahead of time. If O'Reilly looks too bad, the segment simply doesn't air."
If only the philosopher Jesus were here to help us around this dilemma.
Phila, I admit to a certain amazement with these people. I mean, they keep erasing lines I never thought they even knew existed.
Oh well, what the hell.
Phila, I admit to a certain amazement with these people. I mean, they keep erasing lines I never thought they even knew existed.
Oh well, what the hell.
Don't you mean "four hours of anal sex"?
Hello? "Pushing broom"???
*grumble grumble grumble*
Ah, well. That's the thing about the Busheviki and their friends among the blowhard class. They control everything, so they have to invent paranoia. Liberal academics brainwashing the youth! Christians persecuted by Jews, sorry we mean secularists! Not just Christians, CHRISTMAS! The most lucrative, I mean holiest, of holidays, excepting Easter maybe and a few others.
Defending Christmas! It's so off the charts absurd you can barely wrap your head around its vacuous idiocy ...
Wait, I just had a vision: he's talking about the Grinch, isn't he? He wants hand to hand combat with the Grinch. (Or at least to cut his mic.) Course if this were the old West, O'Falafel would shoot him between the head.
-- Stu
Don't you mean "four hours of anal sex"?
Hello? "Pushing broom"???
*grumble grumble grumble*
Ah, well. That's the thing about the Busheviki and their friends among the blowhard class. They control everything, so they have to invent paranoia. Liberal academics brainwashing the youth! Christians persecuted by Jews, sorry we mean secularists! Not just Christians, CHRISTMAS! The most lucrative, I mean holiest, of holidays, excepting Easter maybe and a few others.
Defending Christmas! It's so off the charts absurd you can barely wrap your head around its vacuous idiocy ...
Wait, I just had a vision: he's talking about the Grinch, isn't he? He wants hand to hand combat with the Grinch. (Or at least to cut his mic.) Course if this were the old West, O'Falafel would shoot him between the head.
-- Stu
Ho! Ho! Ho! Here comes Christmas again.
It's time to get that eggnogish yen.
The wingnuts love it so,
They all piss in the snow:
CHRIST! PLEASE MAKE US NORMAL-SIZED MEN!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Here comes Christmas again.
It's time to get that eggnogish yen.
The wingnuts love it so,
They all piss in the snow:
CHRIST! PLEASE MAKE US NORMAL-SIZED MEN!
nah, the bar owner is Italian.
Funny aside, to watch that movie and the patronizing way they filmed Italians.. the whole family of 20 piles into the jalopy with their goats and chickens.
Ah yes. The good old days when wops were niggers too. Except somehow we wops moved up in the social strata and blacks.....
nah, the bar owner is Italian.
Funny aside, to watch that movie and the patronizing way they filmed Italians.. the whole family of 20 piles into the jalopy with their goats and chickens.
Ah yes. The good old days when wops were niggers too. Except somehow we wops moved up in the social strata and blacks.....
Which reminds me, I've always thought "wee tiny of a man" was an excellent insult; I should use it more often.
Which reminds me, I've always thought "wee tiny of a man" was an excellent insult; I should use it more often.
Under Mr. Potter's influence, Bedford Falls becomes Pottersville, a place eerily reminiscent of New York or LA or Amsterdam and Violet sort of looks like a whore.
Hmmm. You make a good case. You should take that reading right over to O'Reilly...they'll pay good money for it!
Under Mr. Potter's influence, Bedford Falls becomes Pottersville, a place eerily reminiscent of New York or LA or Amsterdam and Violet sort of looks like a whore.
Hmmm. You make a good case. You should take that reading right over to O'Reilly...they'll pay good money for it!
the bar owner is Italian
Jewish, really, Sheldon Leonard.
the bar owner is Italian
Jewish, really, Sheldon Leonard.
And I'm off to bed. But mein gott, the Thernstroms?
I want to laugh, but it's not a joke.
Night, all.
I mean... night.
All.
And I'm off to bed. But mein gott, the Thernstroms?
I want to laugh, but it's not a joke.
Night, all.
I mean... night.
All.
Well, we gave the whites the blacks and Italians to look down on & feel superior to... Then we gave the Italians the blacks to look down on... And now we give the blacks the gays to look down on. I don't see how anyone can say we're not a generous and giving nation.
Well, we gave the whites the blacks and Italians to look down on & feel superior to... Then we gave the Italians the blacks to look down on... And now we give the blacks the gays to look down on. I don't see how anyone can say we're not a generous and giving nation.
I'm sure O'Reilly remembers when the Irish were the white niggers of Amerika.
I've got niggers in every branch of my family. Italians, Irish, African. I'm all niggered up. And proud.
I'm sure O'Reilly remembers when the Irish were the white niggers of Amerika.
I've got niggers in every branch of my family. Italians, Irish, African. I'm all niggered up. And proud.
Well I'll be darned, he doesn't look...
hey look over there -- ANAL SEX!!!!
Well I'll be darned, he doesn't look...
hey look over there -- ANAL SEX!!!!
the bar owner is Italian
His name is Mr. Martini but he's only Italian on his father's side. His mother was Jewish and, since he had major oedipal issues, he tends to take his rage against his father out on all Catholics and Christians in general. That's why he humiliates Mr. Gower. He doesn't see a helpless old man. He sees the big bad goy who used to rape his mother (see scene, primal).
To add to the argument that It's a Wonderful Life is a Republcan movie, think about it. George Baily is an asshole because he wants to leave town and go to "blue" America or even, gasp, Europe. He's redeemed when he realizes that small town America is where he belongs. And we realize that small town America is always in danger of becoming blue america without the George Bailey's of the world.
the bar owner is Italian
His name is Mr. Martini but he's only Italian on his father's side. His mother was Jewish and, since he had major oedipal issues, he tends to take his rage against his father out on all Catholics and Christians in general. That's why he humiliates Mr. Gower. He doesn't see a helpless old man. He sees the big bad goy who used to rape his mother (see scene, primal).
To add to the argument that It's a Wonderful Life is a Republcan movie, think about it. George Baily is an asshole because he wants to leave town and go to "blue" America or even, gasp, Europe. He's redeemed when he realizes that small town America is where he belongs. And we realize that small town America is always in danger of becoming blue america without the George Bailey's of the world.
I look down on O'Reilly, but instead of making me feel superior, it makes me feel sad.
I look down on O'Reilly, but instead of making me feel superior, it makes me feel sad.
here's one for you from mediaweek:
FCC Weighs Olympics Indecency Complaints
December 10, 2004
By Todd Shields
The Federal Communications Commission’s enforcement bureau has asked NBC for tapes of the opening ceremony of the Summer Olympics, apparently in response to one or more indecency complaints.
It is unclear who may have complained or what aspect of the broadcast may have prompted a complaint, said the sources who revealed the request but spoke on condition of anonymity. An FCC spokesperson late Friday would not confirm or deny an investigation, but said the agency has recieved at least one complaint about the telecast.
The Olympics opening ceremony on Aug. 14 in Athens included actors and actresses depicting two lovers dancing in the sea, a goddess of fertility and a pregnant woman whose belly glowed, according to an account posted on MSNBC’s Web site.
here's one for you from mediaweek:
FCC Weighs Olympics Indecency Complaints
December 10, 2004
By Todd Shields
The Federal Communications Commission’s enforcement bureau has asked NBC for tapes of the opening ceremony of the Summer Olympics, apparently in response to one or more indecency complaints.
It is unclear who may have complained or what aspect of the broadcast may have prompted a complaint, said the sources who revealed the request but spoke on condition of anonymity. An FCC spokesperson late Friday would not confirm or deny an investigation, but said the agency has recieved at least one complaint about the telecast.
The Olympics opening ceremony on Aug. 14 in Athens included actors and actresses depicting two lovers dancing in the sea, a goddess of fertility and a pregnant woman whose belly glowed, according to an account posted on MSNBC’s Web site.
"Bert! Ernie! Don't ya know me???"
That was, like, an epiphany.
"Bert! Ernie! Don't ya know me???"
That was, like, an epiphany.
yeah but that broken-down old savings and loan is just one step away from Communism, my friend.
yeah but that broken-down old savings and loan is just one step away from Communism, my friend.
Kerik's withdrawal raises a few questions
Kerik's withdrawal raises a few questions
re: Kerik withdrawing...
freeeeeepers living in freeperville. now that is a very scary place.
So, seriously. Somebody tell me why Kerik was such a bad nominee. As a lib Democrat, myself, I would like to know who you schmucks think SHOULD be the nominee?
Some extreme right winger?
Bernie's no extremist. In fact, he might be the most moderate guy that Bush would have had in his entire administration. Yet, all you jerkoffs oppose him, using anything you can, from nannygate to abandoning father.
Your pissing and moaning about Bernie, while Abigail Thernstrom is named vice chair of civil rights.
Schmucks.
No wonder we lose.
re: Kerik withdrawing...
freeeeeepers living in freeperville. now that is a very scary place.
So, seriously. Somebody tell me why Kerik was such a bad nominee. As a lib Democrat, myself, I would like to know who you schmucks think SHOULD be the nominee?
Some extreme right winger?
Bernie's no extremist. In fact, he might be the most moderate guy that Bush would have had in his entire administration. Yet, all you jerkoffs oppose him, using anything you can, from nannygate to abandoning father.
Your pissing and moaning about Bernie, while Abigail Thernstrom is named vice chair of civil rights.
Schmucks.
No wonder we lose.
I look down on O'Reilly, but instead of making me feel superior, it makes me feel sad.
Now, looking *up* to O'Reilly, *that* would be reason to feel sad.
I look down on O'Reilly, but instead of making me feel superior, it makes me feel sad.
Now, looking *up* to O'Reilly, *that* would be reason to feel sad.
A comedian on Conan just said...
"We have Bush for four more years. That's why you don't tell a retarded child he can be anything when he grows up."
LOL
A comedian on Conan just said...
"We have Bush for four more years. That's why you don't tell a retarded child he can be anything when he grows up."
LOL
The Olympics opening ceremony on Aug. 14 in Athens included actors and actresses depicting two lovers dancing in the sea, a goddess of fertility and a pregnant woman whose belly glowed, according to an account posted on MSNBC’s Web site.
Perhaps they shold have re-enacted a scene from Grand Theft Auto instead, or something similarly wholesome and red-blooded.
The Olympics opening ceremony on Aug. 14 in Athens included actors and actresses depicting two lovers dancing in the sea, a goddess of fertility and a pregnant woman whose belly glowed, according to an account posted on MSNBC’s Web site.
Perhaps they shold have re-enacted a scene from Grand Theft Auto instead, or something similarly wholesome and red-blooded.
Okay, I'm back. I saw upthread some one talking about taking a dump. I just took a huge one that was the spitting image of O'Reilly. It stunk just as bad too.
Okay, I'm back. I saw upthread some one talking about taking a dump. I just took a huge one that was the spitting image of O'Reilly. It stunk just as bad too.
Plus you might get a better view of his falafel than most people would want...
Plus you might get a better view of his falafel than most people would want...
It's pretty fucking gruesome, that take on Capra. I really think that'd go over with these guys.
Yeah, "Meet John Doe" wasn't about an attempted takeover of the United States by fascist plutocrats...it was a parable on the evils of socialism! "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" shows how a young Republican stands up to the big-money interests who support liberal activist government!
And I can see myself now, waving Capra's diaries around and yelling, "No, see, it says here he hated fascism! Look, here he's saying that people like Prescott Bush are destroying the country. And here, he's complaining about the corporate takeover of America. Those are liberal films!"
Pissing into the wind, as they say.
It's pretty fucking gruesome, that take on Capra. I really think that'd go over with these guys.
Yeah, "Meet John Doe" wasn't about an attempted takeover of the United States by fascist plutocrats...it was a parable on the evils of socialism! "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" shows how a young Republican stands up to the big-money interests who support liberal activist government!
And I can see myself now, waving Capra's diaries around and yelling, "No, see, it says here he hated fascism! Look, here he's saying that people like Prescott Bush are destroying the country. And here, he's complaining about the corporate takeover of America. Those are liberal films!"
Pissing into the wind, as they say.
As a lib Democrat, myself, I would like to know who you schmucks think SHOULD be the nominee?
How about somebody like Bruce Schneier? Well not Bruce Schneier himself but somebody who actually has more than tough talk and a football shaped head to qualify him? Somebody who's an actual expert on security and somebody who respects civil liberties?
As a lib Democrat, myself, I would like to know who you schmucks think SHOULD be the nominee?
How about somebody like Bruce Schneier? Well not Bruce Schneier himself but somebody who actually has more than tough talk and a football shaped head to qualify him? Somebody who's an actual expert on security and somebody who respects civil liberties?
hey look over there -- ANAL
Have you ever farted and actually took a dump in your underwear? I have, and it is most interesting.
hey look over there -- ANAL
Have you ever farted and actually took a dump in your underwear? I have, and it is most interesting.
No wonder we lose.
Dude, he withdrew his candidacy entirely on his own merits, or lack thereof. I don't recall advising him to abandon his pregnant Korean girlfriend or buy tons of stock in 'non-lethal' weaponry or whatever freaky shit is in his closet.
In case you hadn't noticed, they DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT WE THINK.
No wonder we lose.
Dude, he withdrew his candidacy entirely on his own merits, or lack thereof. I don't recall advising him to abandon his pregnant Korean girlfriend or buy tons of stock in 'non-lethal' weaponry or whatever freaky shit is in his closet.
In case you hadn't noticed, they DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT WE THINK.
Perhaps they shold have re-enacted a scene from Grand Theft Auto instead, or something similarly wholesome and red-blooded.
Probably would have been the only time I would ever bother to watch the opening ceremonies. Or any part of the Olympics, for that matter. Only way I'm watching is if one of the events is right in my living room, so I just can't avoid it. And even then I would probably spend the night at a non-venue friend's place.
Perhaps they shold have re-enacted a scene from Grand Theft Auto instead, or something similarly wholesome and red-blooded.
Probably would have been the only time I would ever bother to watch the opening ceremonies. Or any part of the Olympics, for that matter. Only way I'm watching is if one of the events is right in my living room, so I just can't avoid it. And even then I would probably spend the night at a non-venue friend's place.
Bernie's no extremist. In fact, he might be the most moderate guy that Bush would have had in his entire administration.
How was he "moderate"? Name me some things he did as New York police commissioner to show that he's "moderate"?
Bernie's no extremist. In fact, he might be the most moderate guy that Bush would have had in his entire administration.
How was he "moderate"? Name me some things he did as New York police commissioner to show that he's "moderate"?
Mr. Potter is the quintessential big money liberal Democrat...
Right, also because Potter was a cripple.
No self-respecting Repub would allow himself to be crippled or to be seen around a cripple without mocking them.
Mr. Potter is the quintessential big money liberal Democrat...
Right, also because Potter was a cripple.
No self-respecting Repub would allow himself to be crippled or to be seen around a cripple without mocking them.
What about Sam Nunn?
What about Sam Nunn?
And I can see myself now, waving Capra's diaries around and yelling, "No, see, it says here he hated fascism! Look, here he's saying that people like Prescott Bush are destroying the country. And here, he's complaining about the corporate takeover of America. Those are liberal films!"
Love those films. I'm thinking of getting a plasma TV and DVD player for my dumpster, that way I can watch movies whilst crapping.
what do you think? Should I?
And I can see myself now, waving Capra's diaries around and yelling, "No, see, it says here he hated fascism! Look, here he's saying that people like Prescott Bush are destroying the country. And here, he's complaining about the corporate takeover of America. Those are liberal films!"
Love those films. I'm thinking of getting a plasma TV and DVD player for my dumpster, that way I can watch movies whilst crapping.
what do you think? Should I?
(only problem being that I would keep hearing "That's not a Nunn's laugh! That's a *whore's* laugh!" in my head, over & over again...)
(only problem being that I would keep hearing "That's not a Nunn's laugh! That's a *whore's* laugh!" in my head, over & over again...)
George Baily is an asshole because he wants to leave town and go to "blue" America or even, gasp, Europe.
See, and all this time I thought that was intended to show how the pursuit of self-interest is less important than collectivism.
I'm telling you, get this stuff to O'Reilly. It's gold!
George Baily is an asshole because he wants to leave town and go to "blue" America or even, gasp, Europe.
See, and all this time I thought that was intended to show how the pursuit of self-interest is less important than collectivism.
I'm telling you, get this stuff to O'Reilly. It's gold!
Bernie's no extremist. In fact, he might be the most moderate guy that Bush would have had in his entire administration.
I'll bet that guy Kerik takes massive dumps.
Right, also because Potter was a cripple.
The wheelchair was a pretty fucking obvious allusion to Roosevelt. Rich, patrician, in a wheelchair. Liberal.
George Bailey was quite obviously a nice, small town, "red state" type of Republican.
Bernie's no extremist. In fact, he might be the most moderate guy that Bush would have had in his entire administration.
I'll bet that guy Kerik takes massive dumps.
Right, also because Potter was a cripple.
The wheelchair was a pretty fucking obvious allusion to Roosevelt. Rich, patrician, in a wheelchair. Liberal.
George Bailey was quite obviously a nice, small town, "red state" type of Republican.
As a lib Democrat ...
Liar.
As a lib Democrat ...
Liar.
What about Sam Nunn?
How about Tom Kean?
What about Sam Nunn?
How about Tom Kean?
What about Sam Nunn?
What about ANAL SEX ? I've heard ANAL SEX is fairly moderate. ANAL SEX would do a much better job than Tom Ridge (aka, no Anal Sex Man)
What about Sam Nunn?
What about ANAL SEX ? I've heard ANAL SEX is fairly moderate. ANAL SEX would do a much better job than Tom Ridge (aka, no Anal Sex Man)
Love those films. I'm thinking of getting a plasma TV and DVD player for my dumpster, that way I can watch movies whilst crapping.
Just hook up an IV and a colostomy bag.
That way, you never have to break away from the Haloscan.
Love those films. I'm thinking of getting a plasma TV and DVD player for my dumpster, that way I can watch movies whilst crapping.
Just hook up an IV and a colostomy bag.
That way, you never have to break away from the Haloscan.
See, and all this time I thought that was intended to show how the pursuit of self-interest is less important than collectivism.
True, the only time self-interest should come into play is when one is taking a crap. That is something best done alone.
See, and all this time I thought that was intended to show how the pursuit of self-interest is less important than collectivism.
True, the only time self-interest should come into play is when one is taking a crap. That is something best done alone.
I'm waiting for some fake I'm-one-of-you troll to refer to himself as a "fellow moonbat." Ohwhatagiveaway!
I'm waiting for some fake I'm-one-of-you troll to refer to himself as a "fellow moonbat." Ohwhatagiveaway!
Perhaps ANAL SEX should be a requirement for the position. Separate the men from the boys..
uh,
sorry, bad example.
Perhaps ANAL SEX should be a requirement for the position. Separate the men from the boys..
uh,
sorry, bad example.
bkny, wow. some people really will complain about anything. I personally used the Parent's TV Council's fcc complaint generator to complain that networks bleep our fighting men and women cursing during combat. I figure that if they can show combat, they can air the word "fuck!" when one of our fighting men is getting shot at.
File your own fcC complaint by clicking the homepage link below.
Anyway, a quick FOIA ought to turn up exactly what the complaint about the olympics was.
bkny, wow. some people really will complain about anything. I personally used the Parent's TV Council's fcc complaint generator to complain that networks bleep our fighting men and women cursing during combat. I figure that if they can show combat, they can air the word "fuck!" when one of our fighting men is getting shot at.
File your own fcC complaint by clicking the homepage link below.
Anyway, a quick FOIA ought to turn up exactly what the complaint about the olympics was.
George Baily is an asshole because he wants to leave town and go to "blue" America or even, gasp, Europe.
See, and all this time I thought that was intended to show how the pursuit of self-interest is less important than collectivism
Well Bailey obviously had to make some token gestures towards "Compassionate Conservatism" but he was a Republican at heart.
His father ran a bank after all.
George Baily is an asshole because he wants to leave town and go to "blue" America or even, gasp, Europe.
See, and all this time I thought that was intended to show how the pursuit of self-interest is less important than collectivism
Well Bailey obviously had to make some token gestures towards "Compassionate Conservatism" but he was a Republican at heart.
His father ran a bank after all.
Hell, I can't think of *any* member of this administration that Anal Sex would *not* do a better job than.
Hell, I can't think of *any* member of this administration that Anal Sex would *not* do a better job than.
Just hook up an IV and a colostomy bag.
That way, you never have to break away from the Haloscan.
Hey! That's an idea whose time has come. Or maybe wireless, a laptop, my plasma and a TV in the dumpser, I never have to leave!
Just hook up an IV and a colostomy bag.
That way, you never have to break away from the Haloscan.
Hey! That's an idea whose time has come. Or maybe wireless, a laptop, my plasma and a TV in the dumpser, I never have to leave!
Perhaps ANAL SEX should be a requirement for the position. Separate the men from the boys..
What's better, anal sex or taking a crap.
Discuss.
Perhaps ANAL SEX should be a requirement for the position. Separate the men from the boys..
What's better, anal sex or taking a crap.
Discuss.
a laptop, my plasma and a TV in the dumpser, I never have to leave!
You'll need a bowl of fruit or something...
a laptop, my plasma and a TV in the dumpser, I never have to leave!
You'll need a bowl of fruit or something...
Hey! That's an idea whose time has come. Or maybe wireless, a laptop, my plasma and a TV in the dumpser, I never have to leave!
don't forget the copy of Guns & Ammo .
Hey! That's an idea whose time has come. Or maybe wireless, a laptop, my plasma and a TV in the dumpser, I never have to leave!
don't forget the copy of Guns & Ammo .
How about Slade Gorton? Come on, there are Republican ex governers and politicians more qualfied than Kerik.
The reason Kerik was such a bad choice was his sheer incompetence. The guy was essentially a rent a cop.
His only qualifications were a bullet shaped head and the connection to 9/11.
How about Slade Gorton? Come on, there are Republican ex governers and politicians more qualfied than Kerik.
The reason Kerik was such a bad choice was his sheer incompetence. The guy was essentially a rent a cop.
His only qualifications were a bullet shaped head and the connection to 9/11.
George Baily is an asshole because he wants to take a dump in the town square
Did we see the same movie? I don't remember that part.
George Baily is an asshole because he wants to take a dump in the town square
Did we see the same movie? I don't remember that part.
OK, so now I'm being told that the psycho that gunned down Dimebag Darrell and his bandmates was a Marine who'd just returned from Iraq...
something tells me this is gonna be worse than post-Vietnam syndrome.
OK, so now I'm being told that the psycho that gunned down Dimebag Darrell and his bandmates was a Marine who'd just returned from Iraq...
something tells me this is gonna be worse than post-Vietnam syndrome.
Oh, those name-stealing trolls. They're so funny.
SWR, I think the Roosevelt thing might be taking it a bit too far, even for the GOP lie squadron. Capra supported FDR in a newspaper ad, and called for supporting Russia when the Nazis attacked. Plus, J. Edgar Hoover said that "It’s a Wonderful Life" and "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" were left-wing attacks on capitalism.
Oh, those name-stealing trolls. They're so funny.
SWR, I think the Roosevelt thing might be taking it a bit too far, even for the GOP lie squadron. Capra supported FDR in a newspaper ad, and called for supporting Russia when the Nazis attacked. Plus, J. Edgar Hoover said that "It’s a Wonderful Life" and "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" were left-wing attacks on capitalism.
You'll need a bowl of fruit or something...
True. A bag of prunes will do?
You'll need a bowl of fruit or something...
True. A bag of prunes will do?
poo-poo. pee-pee.
See, i'm funny!! hahaha!
poo-poo. pee-pee.
See, i'm funny!! hahaha!
don't forget the copy of Guns & Ammo .
My ammo comes from my butt. That's a danger zone.
don't forget the copy of Guns & Ammo .
My ammo comes from my butt. That's a danger zone.
J. Edgar Hoover
now THERE's a man who loved his ANAL SEX.
Roy Cohn, too.
it's always the loudest ones, you never expect it.
J. Edgar Hoover
now THERE's a man who loved his ANAL SEX.
Roy Cohn, too.
it's always the loudest ones, you never expect it.
Capra supported FDR in a newspaper
A good American conservative never questions the President during wartime.
And besides, the Democratic party of today is the Democratic party of McGovern and Jane Fonda Kerry. Even Roosevelt believed in a strong military.
Like that Freep, uh sorry, liberal Democrat up thread. he didn't leave the party. The party left. him.
Capra supported FDR in a newspaper
A good American conservative never questions the President during wartime.
And besides, the Democratic party of today is the Democratic party of McGovern and Jane Fonda Kerry. Even Roosevelt believed in a strong military.
Like that Freep, uh sorry, liberal Democrat up thread. he didn't leave the party. The party left. him.
This is all I need to deep six Kerik.
$20 for Barber
What a maroon.
Let's put him in charge of impotant stuff.
This is all I need to deep six Kerik.
$20 for Barber
What a maroon.
Let's put him in charge of impotant stuff.
What's better, anal sex or taking a crap.
Who cares? They both feel about the same.
What's better, anal sex or taking a crap.
Who cares? They both feel about the same.
Boy, Thersites' mind is gonna be, like, totally blown when he finds out he had his name stolen. He won't know what to do!
Boy, Thersites' mind is gonna be, like, totally blown when he finds out he had his name stolen. He won't know what to do!
poo-poo. pee-pee.
See, i'm funny!! hahaha!
Hey Dimwit! Taking a dump is a serious endevour. Please don't demean it with your juvinile comments.
Sure, Capra was absolutely a liberal Democrat; his best-known movies were about the little guy struggling against The System. The *problem* is that the Republicans have, incredibly, and against all reason, managed to assume the mantle of "the party that sides with the little guy against the system."
I have no idea how they pull this off...
poo-poo. pee-pee.
See, i'm funny!! hahaha!
Hey Dimwit! Taking a dump is a serious endevour. Please don't demean it with your juvinile comments.
Sure, Capra was absolutely a liberal Democrat; his best-known movies were about the little guy struggling against The System. The *problem* is that the Republicans have, incredibly, and against all reason, managed to assume the mantle of "the party that sides with the little guy against the system."
I have no idea how they pull this off...
Who cares? They both feel about the same.
How would you know?
Who cares? They both feel about the same.
How would you know?
Thersites' mind is gonna be, like, totally blown when he finds out he had his name stolen.
I am Thersites.
Thersites' mind is gonna be, like, totally blown when he finds out he had his name stolen.
I am Thersites.
The *problem* is that the Republicans have, incredibly, and against all reason, managed to assume the mantle of "the party that sides with the little guy against the system."
But please, Capra "supported the troops". Today's Moonbat Liberal Democrats like John Jane Fonda Kerry would have implied that Bailey's little brother was a war criminal.
The *problem* is that the Republicans have, incredibly, and against all reason, managed to assume the mantle of "the party that sides with the little guy against the system."
But please, Capra "supported the troops". Today's Moonbat Liberal Democrats like John Jane Fonda Kerry would have implied that Bailey's little brother was a war criminal.
Prove it, dude. Tell us something only Thersites would know.
Prove it, dude. Tell us something only Thersites would know.
I am Thersites.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 2:45 am | #
I'm Spartacus.
I am Thersites.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 2:45 am | #
I'm Spartacus.
The *problem* is that the Republicans have, incredibly, and against all reason, managed to assume the mantle of "the party that sides with the little guy against the system."
I have no idea how they pull this off...
I do. They're full of crap, they lie, and Americans believe crap, buy crap, and are apparently, willing to eat crap.
The *problem* is that the Republicans have, incredibly, and against all reason, managed to assume the mantle of "the party that sides with the little guy against the system."
I have no idea how they pull this off...
I do. They're full of crap, they lie, and Americans believe crap, buy crap, and are apparently, willing to eat crap.
A good American conservative never questions the President during wartime.
Damn, you're good! I'm glad you're on our side!
You've convinced me. Capra's films depict the triumph of the compassionate conservative over the age's reigning spirit of New Deal socialist collectivism. And the reason he stopped making political films in the McCarthy era was because...um...because the good guys had won! With his bete noir FDR in the grave, he was free to move on, knowing he'd helped to defeat the monster of socialism.
A good American conservative never questions the President during wartime.
Damn, you're good! I'm glad you're on our side!
You've convinced me. Capra's films depict the triumph of the compassionate conservative over the age's reigning spirit of New Deal socialist collectivism. And the reason he stopped making political films in the McCarthy era was because...um...because the good guys had won! With his bete noir FDR in the grave, he was free to move on, knowing he'd helped to defeat the monster of socialism.
Spartacus would've won if he had a Piper Cub.
Spartacus would've won if he had a Piper Cub.
D.C. police report seeing Liddy Dole masturbating with a Dill pickle on Dupont Circle. No real specifics yet, but they say she had a jar of Miracle Whip and a drunk hamster. The drunk hamster was a republican though.
D.C. police report seeing Liddy Dole masturbating with a Dill pickle on Dupont Circle. No real specifics yet, but they say she had a jar of Miracle Whip and a drunk hamster. The drunk hamster was a republican though.
I'm saying that the Republicans have managed to falsely and insincerely steal a large chunk of what made Capra a genuine compassionate liberal Democrat. "Supporting the troops" absolutely falls in with that. They've got the faux populism down to a science.
I'm saying that the Republicans have managed to falsely and insincerely steal a large chunk of what made Capra a genuine compassionate liberal Democrat. "Supporting the troops" absolutely falls in with that. They've got the faux populism down to a science.
Tell us something only Thersites would know.
Okay. I'm male. I've been on this blog a long time. And I have a cat.
Tell us something only Thersites would know.
Okay. I'm male. I've been on this blog a long time. And I have a cat.
Spartacus would have won if he had a ranch.
Spartacus would have won if he had a ranch.
I am Thersites.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 2:45 am | #
Yep, that's why you've got no e-mail, no homepage, and the vocabulary of a six-year-old.
First pie, then me, now Thersites. Just another lonely Friday night in Trollville, huh?
I am Thersites.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 2:45 am | #
Yep, that's why you've got no e-mail, no homepage, and the vocabulary of a six-year-old.
First pie, then me, now Thersites. Just another lonely Friday night in Trollville, huh?
I'm saying that the Republicans have managed to falsely and insincerely steal a large chunk of what made Capra a genuine compassionate liberal Democrat. "Supporting the troops" absolutely falls in with that. They've got the faux populism down to a science.
Yes. But Americans have become a nation of shallow selfish pigs through decades of greed. Which is also a definition of a Republican.
I'm saying that the Republicans have managed to falsely and insincerely steal a large chunk of what made Capra a genuine compassionate liberal Democrat. "Supporting the troops" absolutely falls in with that. They've got the faux populism down to a science.
Yes. But Americans have become a nation of shallow selfish pigs through decades of greed. Which is also a definition of a Republican.
Allen Funt will finally appear and laughingly tell us we've endured a four-year punkathon.
Johnny, tell our contestants what they've won.
Allen Funt will finally appear and laughingly tell us we've endured a four-year punkathon.
Johnny, tell our contestants what they've won.
Or a nudibranch, for that matter...
Or a nudibranch, for that matter...
Yep, that's why you've got no e-mail, no homepage, and the vocabulary of a six-year-old.
A six-year old? Surely you jest. I assure you I am quite the literary sage.
Yep, that's why you've got no e-mail, no homepage, and the vocabulary of a six-year-old.
A six-year old? Surely you jest. I assure you I am quite the literary sage.
You've convinced me. Capra's films depict the triumph of the compassionate conservative over the age's reigning spirit of New Deal socialist collectivism.
Look. Who saves George Bailey at the end?
The government?
No. Private charity saves him.
In "Pottersville" Bailey would have declared bankruptcy and got a government job. He would have kept his wife and had Violet Biggs giving him blowjobs on the side. He would have spent all night drinking in that Jew Martini's bar.
Bedford Falls = Red America
Pottersville = New York
Pottersville was what George Bailey would have brought with him had he managed to go to Moonbatland (I mean Europe).
Do you remember what Mr. Potter temps him with? Trips to New York and Europe where he could sleep with women that looked a lot more like Ter RAH ZA Kerry than Donna Reed.
That George Bailey resists is proof of his red state/republican values.
And who thinks a liberal democrat would have made a movie with Angels and God anyway? Liberals laugh at people who believe in angels.
You've convinced me. Capra's films depict the triumph of the compassionate conservative over the age's reigning spirit of New Deal socialist collectivism.
Look. Who saves George Bailey at the end?
The government?
No. Private charity saves him.
In "Pottersville" Bailey would have declared bankruptcy and got a government job. He would have kept his wife and had Violet Biggs giving him blowjobs on the side. He would have spent all night drinking in that Jew Martini's bar.
Bedford Falls = Red America
Pottersville = New York
Pottersville was what George Bailey would have brought with him had he managed to go to Moonbatland (I mean Europe).
Do you remember what Mr. Potter temps him with? Trips to New York and Europe where he could sleep with women that looked a lot more like Ter RAH ZA Kerry than Donna Reed.
That George Bailey resists is proof of his red state/republican values.
And who thinks a liberal democrat would have made a movie with Angels and God anyway? Liberals laugh at people who believe in angels.
Once he is safely out of office, Bush will probably brag that he did in fact steal both elections, plus the midterms, but will dismiss it as nothing more than frat-prank high-spiritedness.
Once he is safely out of office, Bush will probably brag that he did in fact steal both elections, plus the midterms, but will dismiss it as nothing more than frat-prank high-spiritedness.
Yes. But Americans have become a nation of shallow selfish pigs through decades of greed. Which is also a definition of a Republican.
Thersites
Wow...I guess you really ARE Thersites, or you wouldn't be saying bad things about Republicans.
What a dope.
Yes. But Americans have become a nation of shallow selfish pigs through decades of greed. Which is also a definition of a Republican.
Thersites
Wow...I guess you really ARE Thersites, or you wouldn't be saying bad things about Republicans.
What a dope.
Allen Funt will finally appear and laughingly tell us we've endured a four-year punkathon.
Johnny, tell our contestants what they've won.
Weeellll Joe and Jack, you've won an all expense paid trip to a fun in the sun oasis in..... Iraq.
Yes, you and your guest will visit the ancient state of Mesopotamia. You will visit the fertile crescent. You will stay at the finest four star barracks.
And best of all, your trip is indefinate! Have fun!
Allen Funt will finally appear and laughingly tell us we've endured a four-year punkathon.
Johnny, tell our contestants what they've won.
Weeellll Joe and Jack, you've won an all expense paid trip to a fun in the sun oasis in..... Iraq.
Yes, you and your guest will visit the ancient state of Mesopotamia. You will visit the fertile crescent. You will stay at the finest four star barracks.
And best of all, your trip is indefinate! Have fun!
The *problem* is that the Republicans have, incredibly, and against all reason, managed to assume the mantle of "the party that sides with the little guy against the system."
I have no idea how they pull this off...
I do. They're full of crap, they lie, and Americans believe crap, buy crap, and are apparently, willing to eat crap.
Thersites
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
The *problem* is that the Republicans have, incredibly, and against all reason, managed to assume the mantle of "the party that sides with the little guy against the system."
I have no idea how they pull this off...
I do. They're full of crap, they lie, and Americans believe crap, buy crap, and are apparently, willing to eat crap.
Thersites
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
I'm concerned that SWR may have been assimilated as well...
*checking fingers & toes to make sure they still have prints*
I'm concerned that SWR may have been assimilated as well...
*checking fingers & toes to make sure they still have prints*
Wow...I guess you really ARE Thersites, or you wouldn't be saying bad things about Republicans.
What a dope
Huh?
Wow...I guess you really ARE Thersites, or you wouldn't be saying bad things about Republicans.
What a dope
Huh?
Is it me, or is holding the Presidency beating the shit out of li'l Georgie?
He started out looking like a middle-aged Animal House character.
Now, he looks like an anemic spinster.
Or sphincter.
Is it me, or is holding the Presidency beating the shit out of li'l Georgie?
He started out looking like a middle-aged Animal House character.
Now, he looks like an anemic spinster.
Or sphincter.
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
Yup. God is like the H-bomb of American politics.
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
Yup. God is like the H-bomb of American politics.
And who thinks a liberal democrat would have made a movie with Angels and God anyway? Liberals laugh at people who believe in angels.
SWR
It's true. If a liberal had made the movie, it would've been more like Ken Russell...George and Clarence would be wrestling in the nude, with big-titted angels writhing orgiastically around them. Then, George would've followed Marian home from the library and raped her in the ruins of their house, which would've liberated her from her repression (as evidenced by her glasses coming off and her hair falling down), and then George would've done Violet and Marian at once, before all three of them crucified Clarence in the town square.
And who thinks a liberal democrat would have made a movie with Angels and God anyway? Liberals laugh at people who believe in angels.
SWR
It's true. If a liberal had made the movie, it would've been more like Ken Russell...George and Clarence would be wrestling in the nude, with big-titted angels writhing orgiastically around them. Then, George would've followed Marian home from the library and raped her in the ruins of their house, which would've liberated her from her repression (as evidenced by her glasses coming off and her hair falling down), and then George would've done Violet and Marian at once, before all three of them crucified Clarence in the town square.
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
MisterX
I think that's a red herring.
Republicans have managed to tap into the selfishness of the middle class, the fear of change among white suburbanites, and they have been able to sell the idea of greed (lower taxes, smaller government, yadayadayada) by tapping creating a "I got mine" society.
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
MisterX
I think that's a red herring.
Republicans have managed to tap into the selfishness of the middle class, the fear of change among white suburbanites, and they have been able to sell the idea of greed (lower taxes, smaller government, yadayadayada) by tapping creating a "I got mine" society.
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
Nah. You moonbat pussy idiotarian dhimicratic terror worshipping morlocks threw God and personal responsibiilty in the garabage and we enterprising republicans picked him up and dusted him off.
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
Nah. You moonbat pussy idiotarian dhimicratic terror worshipping morlocks threw God and personal responsibiilty in the garabage and we enterprising republicans picked him up and dusted him off.
It's true. If a liberal had made the movie, it would've been more like Ken Russell...George and Clarence would be wrestling in the nude, with big-titted angels writhing orgiastically around them. Then, George would've followed Marian home from the library and raped her in the ruins of their house, which would've liberated her from her repression (as evidenced by her glasses coming off and her hair falling down), and then George would've done Violet and Marian at once, before all three of them crucified Clarence in the town square.
Have your people get in touch with mine. What do you think about a bit of alternative casting. The conventional wisdom would be that Tom Hanks would be George Bailey but how about Samual Jackson as George and Nicolette Sheridan as Mary?
It's true. If a liberal had made the movie, it would've been more like Ken Russell...George and Clarence would be wrestling in the nude, with big-titted angels writhing orgiastically around them. Then, George would've followed Marian home from the library and raped her in the ruins of their house, which would've liberated her from her repression (as evidenced by her glasses coming off and her hair falling down), and then George would've done Violet and Marian at once, before all three of them crucified Clarence in the town square.
Have your people get in touch with mine. What do you think about a bit of alternative casting. The conventional wisdom would be that Tom Hanks would be George Bailey but how about Samual Jackson as George and Nicolette Sheridan as Mary?
Nah. You moonbat pussy idiotarian dhimicratic terror worshipping morlocks threw God and personal responsibiilty in the garabage and we enterprising republicans picked him up and dusted him off.
SWR
You're not SWR, but you ARE full of crap.
Go take a shit and shut up.
Nah. You moonbat pussy idiotarian dhimicratic terror worshipping morlocks threw God and personal responsibiilty in the garabage and we enterprising republicans picked him up and dusted him off.
SWR
You're not SWR, but you ARE full of crap.
Go take a shit and shut up.
We need to be Karl Rove. Why does O'Reilly have the power he does, despite that he's repeatedly proven to be a moron asshole hypocrite etc etc?
All our snark does nothing but entertain us. Many, many people still take this man's opinions for gospel. Why?
Until we think like Karl Rove, every second, these obvious assholes will continue to best us and rule the world.
We need to be Karl Rove. Why does O'Reilly have the power he does, despite that he's repeatedly proven to be a moron asshole hypocrite etc etc?
All our snark does nothing but entertain us. Many, many people still take this man's opinions for gospel. Why?
Until we think like Karl Rove, every second, these obvious assholes will continue to best us and rule the world.
Huh?
Thersites
I guess if you were smart enough to realize that you never fool anyone for more than two minutes, you'd also be smart enough to stop wasting your time stealing names on Eschaton.
But hey, if this is the kind of life you want to look back on from your deathbed, knock yourself out. I'm turning in now too, so you can have lots of fun making Thersites and I talk dirty to each other. That'll teach us a stern, stern lesson indeed.
Chump.
Huh?
Thersites
I guess if you were smart enough to realize that you never fool anyone for more than two minutes, you'd also be smart enough to stop wasting your time stealing names on Eschaton.
But hey, if this is the kind of life you want to look back on from your deathbed, knock yourself out. I'm turning in now too, so you can have lots of fun making Thersites and I talk dirty to each other. That'll teach us a stern, stern lesson indeed.
Chump.
Righto, I'm off to bed. As always, any comments that are not incredibly insightful and/or witty are obviously not me...
Righto, I'm off to bed. As always, any comments that are not incredibly insightful and/or witty are obviously not me...
Republicans have managed to tap into the selfishness of the middle class, the fear of change among white suburbanites
But since the Republicans are now the banker in this real life Monopoly game, it's only a matter of time, hopefully short-term, that the middle class will object to being handed an IOU instead of $20 for passing GO.
Republicans have managed to tap into the selfishness of the middle class, the fear of change among white suburbanites
But since the Republicans are now the banker in this real life Monopoly game, it's only a matter of time, hopefully short-term, that the middle class will object to being handed an IOU instead of $20 for passing GO.
I guess if you were smart enough to realize that you never fool anyone for more than two minutes, you'd also be smart enough to stop wasting your time stealing names on Eschaton.
I am not stealing names. Are you a troll?
I guess if you were smart enough to realize that you never fool anyone for more than two minutes, you'd also be smart enough to stop wasting your time stealing names on Eschaton.
I am not stealing names. Are you a troll?
Go take a shit and shut up.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 3:02 am | #
Quiet Moonbat. I'm letting my evil Republican twin take over for the night. It's kind of like Angel where you've got the enuch vampire with a soul and the bad Angel. Deep down inside I want to scream abou Aye Rabs and make Rachel Corrie jokes and speculate on who killed Vince Foster and pose for my cheap webcam with my gun to impress teenage boys who read my blog. Really.
Go take a shit and shut up.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 3:02 am | #
Quiet Moonbat. I'm letting my evil Republican twin take over for the night. It's kind of like Angel where you've got the enuch vampire with a soul and the bad Angel. Deep down inside I want to scream abou Aye Rabs and make Rachel Corrie jokes and speculate on who killed Vince Foster and pose for my cheap webcam with my gun to impress teenage boys who read my blog. Really.
SWR, I LOVE IT! Especially the interracial thing...it's so subversive! And just think how angry it'll make Sam Francis. Let's get things moving!
In the morning, that is. Now, I'm going to bed.
Goodnight, all! You too, Pseudothersites!
SWR, I LOVE IT! Especially the interracial thing...it's so subversive! And just think how angry it'll make Sam Francis. Let's get things moving!
In the morning, that is. Now, I'm going to bed.
Goodnight, all! You too, Pseudothersites!
But since the Republicans are now the banker in this real life Monopoly game, it's only a matter of time, hopefully short-term, that the middle class will object to being handed an IOU instead of $20 for passing GO.
Wildebeest
Unfortunately true. The middle class has forgotten that our collective power was not given to us by the rich, it was earned through blood and opposition to the upper class.
But since the Republicans are now the banker in this real life Monopoly game, it's only a matter of time, hopefully short-term, that the middle class will object to being handed an IOU instead of $20 for passing GO.
Wildebeest
Unfortunately true. The middle class has forgotten that our collective power was not given to us by the rich, it was earned through blood and opposition to the upper class.
Nah. You moonbat pussy idiotarian (...)...
Moonbat?
GOURDHEAD!
Nah. You moonbat pussy idiotarian (...)...
Moonbat?
GOURDHEAD!
Goodnight, all! You too, Pseudothersites!
G'nite PseudoPhilalethes. Pleasant dreams.
Goodnight, all! You too, Pseudothersites!
G'nite PseudoPhilalethes. Pleasant dreams.
Why does O'Reilly have the power he does?
Because the very core of progress, i.e. the ability to think critically, has been cleverly vilified by the Rethugs.
John and Jane Q. Public are allowing these purveyors of propaganda to do all the cerebral heavy lifting for them.
And they actually feel indebted to them for it.
Why does O'Reilly have the power he does?
Because the very core of progress, i.e. the ability to think critically, has been cleverly vilified by the Rethugs.
John and Jane Q. Public are allowing these purveyors of propaganda to do all the cerebral heavy lifting for them.
And they actually feel indebted to them for it.
Quiet Moonbat. I'm letting my evil Republican twin take over for the night. It's kind of like Angel where you've got the enuch vampire with a soul and the bad Angel. Deep down inside I want to scream abou Aye Rabs and make Rachel Corrie jokes and speculate on who killed Vince Foster and pose for my cheap webcam with my gun to impress teenage boys who read my blog. Really.
SWR
Troll.
Quiet Moonbat. I'm letting my evil Republican twin take over for the night. It's kind of like Angel where you've got the enuch vampire with a soul and the bad Angel. Deep down inside I want to scream abou Aye Rabs and make Rachel Corrie jokes and speculate on who killed Vince Foster and pose for my cheap webcam with my gun to impress teenage boys who read my blog. Really.
SWR
Troll.
Troll.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 3:10 am | #
Why do you hate Christians and patriots my friend? Why do you worship Islamofascists and terror loving traitorous liberals like Jane Fonda Kerry? Why don't you move to France if you hate America so much.
Troll.
Thersites | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 3:10 am | #
Why do you hate Christians and patriots my friend? Why do you worship Islamofascists and terror loving traitorous liberals like Jane Fonda Kerry? Why don't you move to France if you hate America so much.
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
MisterX
I think that's a red herring.
Republicans have managed to tap into the selfishness of the middle class, the fear of change among white suburbanites, and they have been able to sell the idea of greed (lower taxes, smaller government, yadayadayada) by tapping creating a "I got mine" society.
Thersites
Well, isn't "GOD" at the center of all those things? I think "GOD" is presently in the hands of the Right, and I think that's at the foundation of what we have to get back.
"GOD".
Actually, the Republicans stole "God" somehow.
MisterX
I think that's a red herring.
Republicans have managed to tap into the selfishness of the middle class, the fear of change among white suburbanites, and they have been able to sell the idea of greed (lower taxes, smaller government, yadayadayada) by tapping creating a "I got mine" society.
Thersites
Well, isn't "GOD" at the center of all those things? I think "GOD" is presently in the hands of the Right, and I think that's at the foundation of what we have to get back.
"GOD".
I worship Islamofascists. I admit it.
I worship Islamofascists. I admit it.
Way, way late to the party - cause I've been occupied - but Oreilly's really slipped his cogs, hasn't he. Any bets on when the on-screen meltdown will eventually be?
Way, way late to the party - cause I've been occupied - but Oreilly's really slipped his cogs, hasn't he. Any bets on when the on-screen meltdown will eventually be?
Every time I read anything from Freeperville, it feels like I'm reading dialog from the Lord of the Flies.
Every time I read anything from Freeperville, it feels like I'm reading dialog from the Lord of the Flies.
Seeing the words "Freeperville" and "dialog" in the same sentence is rather amusing.
Seeing the words "Freeperville" and "dialog" in the same sentence is rather amusing.
I'm thinking that a house of cards is sturdier than I've been led to believe.
WTF?!
When will the collapse be on the film at 11?
I'm thinking that a house of cards is sturdier than I've been led to believe.
WTF?!
When will the collapse be on the film at 11?
Spartacus would have won if he had a weekly news column, and glasses.
Spartacus would have won if he had a weekly news column, and glasses.
If I read Islamofascists one more time, I'm going to scream hysterically until I become hoarse.
If I read Islamofascists one more time, I'm going to scream hysterically until I become hoarse.
"Islamofascists"
Listening...
(Don't freak String out)
"Islamofascists"
Listening...
(Don't freak String out)
I'm also going to scream if String clings to my leg one more time and tries to run up it with his claws. He's being very needy and clingy tonight.
I'm also going to scream if String clings to my leg one more time and tries to run up it with his claws. He's being very needy and clingy tonight.
That will do it. Wear corduroy, my friend.
My cats are very well-mannered, but just before I had to present and chair at a conference, one of em decided to maul my hand viciously.
It rather amused me to see the reacions as a spoke with my hand all bloody.
That will do it. Wear corduroy, my friend.
My cats are very well-mannered, but just before I had to present and chair at a conference, one of em decided to maul my hand viciously.
It rather amused me to see the reacions as a spoke with my hand all bloody.
Jeez, he's a little live wire tonight. I came around the corner and he was under my plants and apparently I startled him on my way to the fridge for another beer, because he hissed and got really stiff and his tail poofed out and he made that fooofh sound.
Jeez, he's a little live wire tonight. I came around the corner and he was under my plants and apparently I startled him on my way to the fridge for another beer, because he hissed and got really stiff and his tail poofed out and he made that fooofh sound.
Spartacus would have won if he had some red and blue tights, a cape and a sunlamp.
Spartacus would have won if he had some red and blue tights, a cape and a sunlamp.
2 days w/o sleep = too much.
Are you supposed to be able to hear your hair grow?
2 days w/o sleep = too much.
Are you supposed to be able to hear your hair grow?
2 days w/o sleep = too much.
Are you supposed to be able to hear your hair grow?
Only two?
And, yes, you are supposed to.
2 days w/o sleep = too much.
Are you supposed to be able to hear your hair grow?
Only two?
And, yes, you are supposed to.
Anyways, back on topic and Mr. Falafel: As a secular progressive, I'm not trying to take away Christmas. I bought a string of multicolored lights I have strung around my bedroom all around me right now. Makes a wonderful ambient light. String thinks it's cool, too. When I lit them up earlier, I swear his eyes got a little bigger like he was in awe or something.
Anyways, back on topic and Mr. Falafel: As a secular progressive, I'm not trying to take away Christmas. I bought a string of multicolored lights I have strung around my bedroom all around me right now. Makes a wonderful ambient light. String thinks it's cool, too. When I lit them up earlier, I swear his eyes got a little bigger like he was in awe or something.
These people are trying to take away Christmas.
Or its spirit, anyway.
Bastards.
These people are trying to take away Christmas.
Or its spirit, anyway.
Bastards.
I think I'm alone here now, but here's yet another travesty, and one right in my own backyard.
I think I'm alone here now, but here's yet another travesty, and one right in my own backyard.
I think I'm alone here now, but here's yet another travesty, and one right in my own backyard.
rorschach
I'm so tired of it being an issue that people are gay. I'm really not a huge gay rights person it's just that the anti-gay angst is so overwhelming and widespread out there I'm always having to respond to it. But I can't do this my entire life or I'll be nuts eventually.
I think I'm alone here now, but here's yet another travesty, and one right in my own backyard.
rorschach
I'm so tired of it being an issue that people are gay. I'm really not a huge gay rights person it's just that the anti-gay angst is so overwhelming and widespread out there I'm always having to respond to it. But I can't do this my entire life or I'll be nuts eventually.
life among the fools and no way out...
life among the fools and no way out...
I'm with you there, Incog. Being queer ain't no picnic.
I'm with you there, Incog. Being queer ain't no picnic.
I'm with you there, Incog. Being queer ain't no picnic.
rorschach
I can't do it much longer. You can't fight the entire world and that's what it feels like. I've done my time with it now it's time for others to step up in my community and I'll pass on the torch on to them.
I'm with you there, Incog. Being queer ain't no picnic.
rorschach
I can't do it much longer. You can't fight the entire world and that's what it feels like. I've done my time with it now it's time for others to step up in my community and I'll pass on the torch on to them.
I understand why most gays aren't gay right activists and I never fault them for that. It's just too much.
I understand why most gays aren't gay right activists and I never fault them for that. It's just too much.
Yeah, I'm queer, and I work for queer rights, but it is exhausting.
Yeah, I'm queer, and I work for queer rights, but it is exhausting.
I'm with you there, Incog. Being queer ain't no picnic.
rorschach
The fundamentalist preacher believes I'm "unhappy because of my lifestyle." No, I'm outraged that with those like him whose main mission it seems in life is to make it as miserable as possible for those like me. That's what I fight. And I can now understand the frustration that would provoke someone to strap a suicide vest on and blow themselves up taking out as many of their tormentors along with them as possible.
I'm with you there, Incog. Being queer ain't no picnic.
rorschach
The fundamentalist preacher believes I'm "unhappy because of my lifestyle." No, I'm outraged that with those like him whose main mission it seems in life is to make it as miserable as possible for those like me. That's what I fight. And I can now understand the frustration that would provoke someone to strap a suicide vest on and blow themselves up taking out as many of their tormentors along with them as possible.
The fundamentalist preacher believes I'm "unhappy because of my lifestyle."
Well, fuck him.
Metaphorically or literally.
The fundamentalist preacher believes I'm "unhappy because of my lifestyle."
Well, fuck him.
Metaphorically or literally.
Hey y'all
I'm tired and I've been drinking.
It looks like troll city around here. I'm guessing there's not been enough talk about Anal Sex.
Like that's possible.
Hey y'all
I'm tired and I've been drinking.
It looks like troll city around here. I'm guessing there's not been enough talk about Anal Sex.
Like that's possible.
I hate them so much. They'll get theirs one day and I'll piss on their stinking graves.
I hate them so much. They'll get theirs one day and I'll piss on their stinking graves.
If it were possible that by giving my own life it would end for all gays I would gladly in a split-second do that but I can't make that happen.
If it were possible that by giving my own life it would end for all gays I would gladly in a split-second do that but I can't make that happen.
You know, you tell them, as we've been telling them in this endless debate, what we need and what's best for our own well-being and they just look at us, blank out and say, no, we know what's best for you all in order to bolster their stinking belief system that's weakened from within from its own dry-rot of failure and disillusionment by damaging and injuring others.
Fuck their sorry stinking asses.
You know, you tell them, as we've been telling them in this endless debate, what we need and what's best for our own well-being and they just look at us, blank out and say, no, we know what's best for you all in order to bolster their stinking belief system that's weakened from within from its own dry-rot of failure and disillusionment by damaging and injuring others.
Fuck their sorry stinking asses.
This should be a strong warning to Jewish voters in America: the right pretends to love you all only so they can get full power then they plan to annihilate all Jews.
Seriously, I don't call the heavyweights in the GOP "Nazis" lightly. The entire program is to fool enough people into supporting the Apocalypse and then they unleash a really nasty progrom to drive all Jews into Jerusalem and then nuke them there.
This should be a strong warning to Jewish voters in America: the right pretends to love you all only so they can get full power then they plan to annihilate all Jews.
Seriously, I don't call the heavyweights in the GOP "Nazis" lightly. The entire program is to fool enough people into supporting the Apocalypse and then they unleash a really nasty progrom to drive all Jews into Jerusalem and then nuke them there.
I think String may have rabies. He ain't right.
I think String may have rabies. He ain't right.
String's eyes are in full-reflective mode and he's out of control.
String's eyes are in full-reflective mode and he's out of control.
I don't know, Bobo Brooks may have just brought forth a winning late entry.
"I may be a complete idiot"
I don't know, Bobo Brooks may have just brought forth a winning late entry.
"I may be a complete idiot"
I'm terribly worried that there isn't enough Anal Sex in the world.
But that's just me.
I'm terribly worried that there isn't enough Anal Sex in the world.
But that's just me.
Thank God somebody finally has the guts to come right out and say that he likes Christmas, no matter how unpopular a stand it may be. What a paragon of moral courage!
"And while I'm at it, I like motherhood--so there!"
Thank God somebody finally has the guts to come right out and say that he likes Christmas, no matter how unpopular a stand it may be. What a paragon of moral courage!
"And while I'm at it, I like motherhood--so there!"
STUDY FINDS TEENS TURNING DOWN SEX BECAUSE OF MORAL VALUES.
STUDY FINDS TEENS TURNING DOWN SEX BECAUSE OF MORAL VALUES.
Yes, our right to worship freely at the nearest Federated Department store must be protected at all cost.
Yes, our right to worship freely at the nearest Federated Department store must be protected at all cost.
I am a mother. Do you love me?
I am a mother. Do you love me?
Elaine, depends. Do you wear depends?
Elaine, depends. Do you wear depends?
Attaturk,
I'm very grateful that you read Brooks so I don't have to. Nice find!
Damn, you get up early, don't you?
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Attaturk,
I'm very grateful that you read Brooks so I don't have to. Nice find!
Damn, you get up early, don't you?
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STUDY FINDS TEENS TURNING DOWN SEX BECAUSE OF MORAL VALUES.
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 7:27 am | #
I'm guessing a federal study touted by Tommy Thompson published in the Moonie Times will probably be full of morals but devoid of integrity.
STUDY FINDS TEENS TURNING DOWN SEX BECAUSE OF MORAL VALUES.
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 12.11.04 - 7:27 am | #
I'm guessing a federal study touted by Tommy Thompson published in the Moonie Times will probably be full of morals but devoid of integrity.
O'REILLY: THE MOST SELF-RIGHTEOUS ELF
O'REILLY: THE MOST SELF-RIGHTEOUS ELF
oreally is popular because he yells like a daddy
most humans (unevolved or non-actualized ones) need the daddy-type in their lives - it is a getalt-holistic thing that makes them whole...
we on the other hand, look at him like he is an idiot...guess who there are more of?
stupid does not know what smart is
oreally is popular because he yells like a daddy
most humans (unevolved or non-actualized ones) need the daddy-type in their lives - it is a getalt-holistic thing that makes them whole...
we on the other hand, look at him like he is an idiot...guess who there are more of?
stupid does not know what smart is
...someone's gettin' falaefel in their stocking.....
...someone's gettin' falaefel in their stocking.....
My guess is that students may be turning down intercourse, but are probably relieving their sexual urges in fellatio, cunninglingus, and dare I say it - anal sex.
I lived in Italy for four years back in the seventies. Most couples used anal intercourse before marriage and there was talk that the reason the birth rate had fallen was because many couples had developed a preference for anal sex. Great method of birth control, not so great in preventing AIDS. But I don't think we really want to start another a s thread so soon.
My guess is that students may be turning down intercourse, but are probably relieving their sexual urges in fellatio, cunninglingus, and dare I say it - anal sex.
I lived in Italy for four years back in the seventies. Most couples used anal intercourse before marriage and there was talk that the reason the birth rate had fallen was because many couples had developed a preference for anal sex. Great method of birth control, not so great in preventing AIDS. But I don't think we really want to start another a s thread so soon.
STUDY FINDS TEENS TURNING DOWN SEX BECAUSE OF MORAL VALUES.
Those anti-raging hormones pills are doing the trick!
Asshole.
Bill O'Reilly is a sleaze bag. People who talk dirty on the phone in their glass houses...
Yuk.
STUDY FINDS TEENS TURNING DOWN SEX BECAUSE OF MORAL VALUES.
Those anti-raging hormones pills are doing the trick!
Asshole.
Bill O'Reilly is a sleaze bag. People who talk dirty on the phone in their glass houses...
Yuk.
speaking of filling stockings:
slightly OT, but, can we get a boycott of red businesses going during the holiday season? I would love to see Atrios post a red-blue breakdown of merchants so we can holiday shop with confidence we are not supporting any rethuglican bastards.
I know that buyblue.org maintains a list too.
speaking of filling stockings:
slightly OT, but, can we get a boycott of red businesses going during the holiday season? I would love to see Atrios post a red-blue breakdown of merchants so we can holiday shop with confidence we are not supporting any rethuglican bastards.
I know that buyblue.org maintains a list too.
So, Christmas is about loofas and falafel and butt sex?
So, Christmas is about loofas and falafel and butt sex?
BTW, Anonymous's stupid WashTimes article was written after the AMA released its statement:
AMA: No Evidence that Abstinence Sex Ed Works
The American Medical Association says the federal government should not spend money on community-based sex education programs unless it has solid scientific evidence that the programs work, a position that would eliminate many abstinence-only programs.
The new AMA policy puts the doctor group at odds with the Bush administration, which just last week reaffirmed its support of abstinence-only based programs. But AMA president-elect J. Edward Hill, MD, a family physician from Tupelo, Miss., tells WebMD that the issue is too important to back any sex education curriculum that is not evidence-based.
“The cost of teenage pregnancy — from the cost of prenatal care to the cost of caring for babies born to teens — is outrageous, not to mention the public health consequences of sexually transmitted diseases. Given those facts the AMA is compelled to take a stand on this issue,” Hill says.
BTW, Anonymous's stupid WashTimes article was written after the AMA released its statement:
AMA: No Evidence that Abstinence Sex Ed Works
The American Medical Association says the federal government should not spend money on community-based sex education programs unless it has solid scientific evidence that the programs work, a position that would eliminate many abstinence-only programs.
The new AMA policy puts the doctor group at odds with the Bush administration, which just last week reaffirmed its support of abstinence-only based programs. But AMA president-elect J. Edward Hill, MD, a family physician from Tupelo, Miss., tells WebMD that the issue is too important to back any sex education curriculum that is not evidence-based.
“The cost of teenage pregnancy — from the cost of prenatal care to the cost of caring for babies born to teens — is outrageous, not to mention the public health consequences of sexually transmitted diseases. Given those facts the AMA is compelled to take a stand on this issue,” Hill says.
The ineffable buffoon Bill O'Reilly and FAUX NEWS are glaring indicators how far our society has fallen into the ditch of greed, selfishness, stupidity and self-destruction.
Only pompous, preposterous liars and hypocrites such as they could cheer as the Bushboy wrecking crew continues to drag America down by killing innocent people in Iraq and borrowing America into financial ruin.
The ineffable buffoon Bill O'Reilly and FAUX NEWS are glaring indicators how far our society has fallen into the ditch of greed, selfishness, stupidity and self-destruction.
Only pompous, preposterous liars and hypocrites such as they could cheer as the Bushboy wrecking crew continues to drag America down by killing innocent people in Iraq and borrowing America into financial ruin.
You know which holiday actually needs a protector? Arbor day. Can we get some pundit or talking head to stand up and start protecting Arbor day? Woodsman, spare that tree!!
You know which holiday actually needs a protector? Arbor day. Can we get some pundit or talking head to stand up and start protecting Arbor day? Woodsman, spare that tree!!
Quick, go over to the blog awards and note that Michelle Malkin is actually SECOND in the journalist/media coverage section. . How can this be? She is actually garnering a 15.1% - what the.....
Quick, go over to the blog awards and note that Michelle Malkin is actually SECOND in the journalist/media coverage section. . How can this be? She is actually garnering a 15.1% - what the.....
O'Reilly - better known as "Bill"
Has become FAUX NEWS best known shill
He lies - frequently
Is outraged - incessently
At "Media Matters" who show he knows nil!
O'Reilly - better known as "Bill"
Has become FAUX NEWS best known shill
He lies - frequently
Is outraged - incessently
At "Media Matters" who show he knows nil!
America's media is awash in liars, frauds, hypocrites and cowards.
From the pro-active criminals like Flush Limbo, Annthrax Coulter, Shill O'Reilly and Noshame Hannity to the obtuse, spineless, career-before-journalism types like Jennings, Brokaw (thankfully gone), Lehrer, et. al., the US media is given to "justifying" Bushboy's or being "fair and balanced" about Bushboy's mass murders in Iraq or his looting of the public Treasury to enrich his rich friends.
The American mass media has proven that the truth can profitably be ignored. The only question is: For how long?
America's media is awash in liars, frauds, hypocrites and cowards.
From the pro-active criminals like Flush Limbo, Annthrax Coulter, Shill O'Reilly and Noshame Hannity to the obtuse, spineless, career-before-journalism types like Jennings, Brokaw (thankfully gone), Lehrer, et. al., the US media is given to "justifying" Bushboy's or being "fair and balanced" about Bushboy's mass murders in Iraq or his looting of the public Treasury to enrich his rich friends.
The American mass media has proven that the truth can profitably be ignored. The only question is: For how long?
the whole fck'n country has gone insane.
thank you very much osama.
americans must be dumber than dogs.
the whole fck'n country has gone insane.
thank you very much osama.
americans must be dumber than dogs.
If some inventive New Yorkers don't start selling Falafel O'Reilly sandwiches from a push cart in front of FOX headquarters soon, I will be dissapointed in the whole lot of you.
If some inventive New Yorkers don't start selling Falafel O'Reilly sandwiches from a push cart in front of FOX headquarters soon, I will be dissapointed in the whole lot of you.
What is needed is a banner for O'R's show, "DEFENDER OF THE FAITH".
He could make Jerry Lewis look modest.
What is needed is a banner for O'R's show, "DEFENDER OF THE FAITH".
He could make Jerry Lewis look modest.
I think String may have rabies. He ain't right.
Have you taken that cat to a vet yet? Since he's a stray and you've taken him in, you most likely can qualify for all sorts of cheap care from your local SPCA or animal rescue groups. At the very least, take him to one of those mobile clinics that come around to PetCo, PetSmart, etc.
I think String may have rabies. He ain't right.
Have you taken that cat to a vet yet? Since he's a stray and you've taken him in, you most likely can qualify for all sorts of cheap care from your local SPCA or animal rescue groups. At the very least, take him to one of those mobile clinics that come around to PetCo, PetSmart, etc.
Dear Santa, please bring me a chimp.
A destructive, vile little imp.
Let him have beady eyes,
Over cowpokeish thighs,
And the balls of a fucking wimp.
Dear Santa, please bring me a chimp.
A destructive, vile little imp.
Let him have beady eyes,
Over cowpokeish thighs,
And the balls of a fucking wimp.
Bushboy's incompetence parade continues on with neverending cheers from Shill O'Reilly and the FAUX NEWS staff:
1. Rumdum. 2. Snow-job 3. Condi-liar and now the latest Chief of Homeland Security appointee Kerik declines for "personal reasons!"
He probably got a better offer from Halliburton.
Bushboy's incompetence parade continues on with neverending cheers from Shill O'Reilly and the FAUX NEWS staff:
1. Rumdum. 2. Snow-job 3. Condi-liar and now the latest Chief of Homeland Security appointee Kerik declines for "personal reasons!"
He pro