I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Woo Hoo!
Woo Hoo!
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs.
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs.
I guess the pulling of things out of cats butts did it.
I guess the pulling of things out of cats butts did it.
crazy story over at bbc...
hitler was a huge tax cheat before coming to power as chancellor...
sounds like something like bernie kerik would try!
(yeah, yeah, I know bernie ain't no hitler, but he still is an asshole)
crazy story over at bbc...
hitler was a huge tax cheat before coming to power as chancellor...
sounds like something like bernie kerik would try!
(yeah, yeah, I know bernie ain't no hitler, but he still is an asshole)
Attention sixth graders: Uncle Sam Wants You!
Attention sixth graders: Uncle Sam Wants You!
hitler was a huge tax cheat before coming to power as chancellor...
Yes, power corrupts - but corruption also seeks power.
And absolute corruption...
hitler was a huge tax cheat before coming to power as chancellor...
Yes, power corrupts - but corruption also seeks power.
And absolute corruption...
Attention sixth graders: Uncle Sam Wants You!
No, *that's* not inappropriate or creepy at all...
Attention sixth graders: Uncle Sam Wants You!
No, *that's* not inappropriate or creepy at all...
Oops, sorry, thought this was the bat clogging thread.
Oops, sorry, thought this was the bat clogging thread.
Doesn't one of those Air Force "We're Waiting For You" commercials feature a skateboarder?
I think that's pointing the way to the new strategy: "Hey kids! You know all the fun things you like to do, like skateboarding or shoot 'em up videogames? Well, a career in the military is just like that, only more so!"
Doesn't one of those Air Force "We're Waiting For You" commercials feature a skateboarder?
I think that's pointing the way to the new strategy: "Hey kids! You know all the fun things you like to do, like skateboarding or shoot 'em up videogames? Well, a career in the military is just like that, only more so!"
hitler was a huge tax cheat before coming to power as chancellor...
I thought that was pretty well known. Was this to do with royalties for Mein Kamph, or the shenanigans involving paid party work?
hitler was a huge tax cheat before coming to power as chancellor...
I thought that was pretty well known. Was this to do with royalties for Mein Kamph, or the shenanigans involving paid party work?
Brian on C-SPAN said this AM that military recruitment for last two months is down 30%- 4th graders may be needed!
Brian on C-SPAN said this AM that military recruitment for last two months is down 30%- 4th graders may be needed!
Hey, all, just got in from work... what's new?
Erm. Pulling things out of... *gulp* cat's butts? Yeesh. Point me to the topical political threads, please.
Hey, all, just got in from work... what's new?
Erm. Pulling things out of... *gulp* cat's butts? Yeesh. Point me to the topical political threads, please.
And, a possible follow-up: "Hey, we may be using 12-year-old soldiers, but at least we're not using 10-year-old ones like Saddam did!"
USA!!! USA!!!
And, a possible follow-up: "Hey, we may be using 12-year-old soldiers, but at least we're not using 10-year-old ones like Saddam did!"
USA!!! USA!!!
Chris Hedges on Nightline now. Interesting and informative: all of the things one has not come to expect from the visual media. He seems to have some righteous anger against war. Go figure.
Chris Hedges on Nightline now. Interesting and informative: all of the things one has not come to expect from the visual media. He seems to have some righteous anger against war. Go figure.
Eli, it's just like X Box, but you die.
Eli, it's just like X Box, but you die.
Point me to the topical political threads
That's what we've been pulling out of the cat's butts!
Point me to the topical political threads
That's what we've been pulling out of the cat's butts!
Hey Duncan B.,
Why no mention of the rapes perpetuated in Africa by your beloved UN?
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/
1...artner=homepage
"The United Nations secretary general, Kofi Annan, said recently that there was "clear evidence that acts of gross misconduct have taken place" in the United Nations mission in Congo, which began in early 2000 and is known by its French acronym, Monuc. Mr. Annan added, "This is a shameful thing for the United Nations to have to say, and I am absolutely outraged by it."
No word as of yet if Kofi is as outraged that his son was on the take in the oil-for-food scandal, a fraud so bad it dwarfs Enron by the 10s of billions of dollars.
Here's hoping the disgusting UN goes the way of the League of Nations in the dustbin of history.
Hey Duncan B.,
Why no mention of the rapes perpetuated in Africa by your beloved UN?
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/
1...artner=homepage
"The United Nations secretary general, Kofi Annan, said recently that there was "clear evidence that acts of gross misconduct have taken place" in the United Nations mission in Congo, which began in early 2000 and is known by its French acronym, Monuc. Mr. Annan added, "This is a shameful thing for the United Nations to have to say, and I am absolutely outraged by it."
No word as of yet if Kofi is as outraged that his son was on the take in the oil-for-food scandal, a fraud so bad it dwarfs Enron by the 10s of billions of dollars.
Here's hoping the disgusting UN goes the way of the League of Nations in the dustbin of history.
Eli, it's just like X Box, but you die.
What about powerups and extra lives?
Eli, it's just like X Box, but you die.
What about powerups and extra lives?
Jeepers H. Christmas!
I have a laptop gone MAD, I tell ya. Can't connect to links, Haloscan loads slower than a Blackberry and kitty Karate is off limits.
Well, at least I found the Xmas presents I hid from myself.
Jeepers H. Christmas!
I have a laptop gone MAD, I tell ya. Can't connect to links, Haloscan loads slower than a Blackberry and kitty Karate is off limits.
Well, at least I found the Xmas presents I hid from myself.
it's just like X Box, but you die.
Only losers with no skills die! You're not a loser with no skills, are ya, Johnny? No, I could tell you weren't just by lookin' atcha!
it's just like X Box, but you die.
Only losers with no skills die! You're not a loser with no skills, are ya, Johnny? No, I could tell you weren't just by lookin' atcha!
Oh, look, Darth Philly G is trying to think again.
It's so cute when it does that.
Oh, look, Darth Philly G is trying to think again.
It's so cute when it does that.
thersites,
mein kampf sales. made him huge bucks. seems when he got out of prison he got himself a nice new mercedes... when asked by tax authorities how this could be when he claimed he only owed a few personal items, he begged for time... time enough so he could freakin take control of the whole fucking country!
somebody in backwoods Idaho is taking notes
thersites,
mein kampf sales. made him huge bucks. seems when he got out of prison he got himself a nice new mercedes... when asked by tax authorities how this could be when he claimed he only owed a few personal items, he begged for time... time enough so he could freakin take control of the whole fucking country!
somebody in backwoods Idaho is taking notes
bigvic, did you check for spyware?
bigvic, did you check for spyware?
What about powerups and extra lives?
You have to pay extra for the Platinum Fatcat version, which also includes a free copy of Military Industrial Tycoon.
What about powerups and extra lives?
You have to pay extra for the Platinum Fatcat version, which also includes a free copy of Military Industrial Tycoon.
when asked by tax authorities how this could be when he claimed he only owed a few personal items, he begged for time... time enough so he could freakin take control of the whole fucking country!
You gotta admit, though, that's a pretty good way of getting out of a tax problem.
.
when asked by tax authorities how this could be when he claimed he only owed a few personal items, he begged for time... time enough so he could freakin take control of the whole fucking country!
You gotta admit, though, that's a pretty good way of getting out of a tax problem.
.
bigvic, download AdAware and start using Firefox instead of Internet Explorer.
bigvic, download AdAware and start using Firefox instead of Internet Explorer.
Darth Philly G: I am reluctant to answer your carefully considered post, but fools rush in . . .
The problem I have with the right is that they love to criticize every program they do not agree with, but always fail to offer a viable alternative. Welfare is a mess. Shut it down. And replace it with what, cause the need is still there. The UN is a mess, hope it goes the way of the League of Nations: replace it with what, cause the need is still there.
Schools are a mess so we should punish them and shut down the bad ones, and replace them with what? Charter schools? They are a joke. Private education? Where only the wealthy are educated?
With a dearth of ideas and a mouthful of criticism, you show yourselves to be self-centered boorish losers.
Darth Philly G: I am reluctant to answer your carefully considered post, but fools rush in . . .
The problem I have with the right is that they love to criticize every program they do not agree with, but always fail to offer a viable alternative. Welfare is a mess. Shut it down. And replace it with what, cause the need is still there. The UN is a mess, hope it goes the way of the League of Nations: replace it with what, cause the need is still there.
Schools are a mess so we should punish them and shut down the bad ones, and replace them with what? Charter schools? They are a joke. Private education? Where only the wealthy are educated?
With a dearth of ideas and a mouthful of criticism, you show yourselves to be self-centered boorish losers.
Ugh, computer talk. I just spent most of the day migrating guts from my old PC and my girlfriend's PC into a new PC for her. Unfortunately, I can't find a manual for the motherboard (HP is not very forthcoming about that stuff), so the power light only goes on when the PC is off, and vice versa...
Ugh, computer talk. I just spent most of the day migrating guts from my old PC and my girlfriend's PC into a new PC for her. Unfortunately, I can't find a manual for the motherboard (HP is not very forthcoming about that stuff), so the power light only goes on when the PC is off, and vice versa...
"Oh, look, Darth Philly G is trying to think again.
It's so cute when it does that."
No comment eh? At least Abu Graib has been investigated. Your beloved UN has only stonewalled everything, even as the allegations pile on.
The UN is a disgusting, morally bankrupt institution. Kofi Annan can go fuck his sanctimonious self.
"Oh, look, Darth Philly G is trying to think again.
It's so cute when it does that."
No comment eh? At least Abu Graib has been investigated. Your beloved UN has only stonewalled everything, even as the allegations pile on.
The UN is a disgusting, morally bankrupt institution. Kofi Annan can go fuck his sanctimonious self.
Gee, DWD, I'm sure the magic of the free market will take care of all that, just like it has for the environment and corporate governance...
Gee, DWD, I'm sure the magic of the free market will take care of all that, just like it has for the environment and corporate governance...
No children or young adults in my family are allowed to join the military. If there is a draft, they will be going to countries unnamed. Let Jenna and George P. fight the war.
No children or young adults in my family are allowed to join the military. If there is a draft, they will be going to countries unnamed. Let Jenna and George P. fight the war.
Wah-ha-ha-ha
You know that 40-ft Santa Claus in front of the US Interests Section in Havana? And that huge-ass sleigh and reindeer on the roof. And that big '75' sign that looks a truck stop beacon? And that Las Vegas style neon "Merry Christmas" display?
The Cubans said take it down, or else. So here's the else, a counter-display:
The Cuban display includes images of Iraqis at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad, and the word "fascists".
Wah-ha-ha-ha
You know that 40-ft Santa Claus in front of the US Interests Section in Havana? And that huge-ass sleigh and reindeer on the roof. And that big '75' sign that looks a truck stop beacon? And that Las Vegas style neon "Merry Christmas" display?
The Cubans said take it down, or else. So here's the else, a counter-display:
The Cuban display includes images of Iraqis at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad, and the word "fascists".
Oh, look, Darth Philly G is trying to think again.
It's so cute when it does that.
Rorschach, check it out:
Hey Philly. That story has no credibility.
Oh, look, Darth Philly G is trying to think again.
It's so cute when it does that.
Rorschach, check it out:
Hey Philly. That story has no credibility.
Why no mention of the rapes perpetuated in Africa by your beloved UN?
Fuck you, jerk. Abu Graib ring a bell, asshole? Spare us your fake sanctimony. Complete and utter fool.
I will not feed any more dumbasses. Promise.
Why no mention of the rapes perpetuated in Africa by your beloved UN?
Fuck you, jerk. Abu Graib ring a bell, asshole? Spare us your fake sanctimony. Complete and utter fool.
I will not feed any more dumbasses. Promise.
...so the power light only goes on when the PC is off, and vice versa...
Eli
That's easy! Just turn it upside-down. FIXED.
Oh, and "Darth Philly G"-troll. If you got everything you wished for, you'd wake up in Hell. Hey, waitaminnit...
...so the power light only goes on when the PC is off, and vice versa...
Eli
That's easy! Just turn it upside-down. FIXED.
Oh, and "Darth Philly G"-troll. If you got everything you wished for, you'd wake up in Hell. Hey, waitaminnit...
Burrito time for me. Once again, please check this out and spread the knowledge around.
Burrito time for me. Once again, please check this out and spread the knowledge around.
"The problem I have with the right is that they love to criticize every program they do not agree with, but always fail to offer a viable alternative. Welfare is a mess. Shut it down. And replace it with what, cause the need is still there. The UN is a mess, hope it goes the way of the League of Nations: replace it with what, cause the need is still there."
Very simple. Replace the UN with an organization representing the democracies around the world. The Sudan and Cuba do not get a seat at the Human Rights Table. Inclusion is based upon a respect for human rights and the rule of law as well as gradual democratic reforms.
"With a dearth of ideas and a mouthful of criticism, you show yourselves to be self-centered boorish losers."
This is incredibly ironic given the current debate over Social Security. One sides wants to modernize the system, and your side pretends the problem doesn't even exist, even though everyone outside of Paul Krugman circa 2004 knows there is a problem. (Remember, the Paul Krugman circa 1999 called Social Security a "Ponzi scheme".)
"The problem I have with the right is that they love to criticize every program they do not agree with, but always fail to offer a viable alternative. Welfare is a mess. Shut it down. And replace it with what, cause the need is still there. The UN is a mess, hope it goes the way of the League of Nations: replace it with what, cause the need is still there."
Very simple. Replace the UN with an organization representing the democracies around the world. The Sudan and Cuba do not get a seat at the Human Rights Table. Inclusion is based upon a respect for human rights and the rule of law as well as gradual democratic reforms.
"With a dearth of ideas and a mouthful of criticism, you show yourselves to be self-centered boorish losers."
This is incredibly ironic given the current debate over Social Security. One sides wants to modernize the system, and your side pretends the problem doesn't even exist, even though everyone outside of Paul Krugman circa 2004 knows there is a problem. (Remember, the Paul Krugman circa 1999 called Social Security a "Ponzi scheme".)
Why no mention of the rapes perpetuated in Africa by your beloved UN?
You mean the tactics taught to these wonderful dictators at the beloved School of the Americas run by (what for it...)the U.S. Military?
Why no mention of the rapes perpetuated in Africa by your beloved UN?
You mean the tactics taught to these wonderful dictators at the beloved School of the Americas run by (what for it...)the U.S. Military?
Pretty cool movie, Old Hat. Reminds me of Disinformation stuff. I will pass it on...
Pretty cool movie, Old Hat. Reminds me of Disinformation stuff. I will pass it on...
Oh, and "Darth Philly G"-troll. If you got everything you wished for, you'd wake up in Hell.
What a coincidence. If I got everything I wished for, he'd end up in hell too...
Oh, and "Darth Philly G"-troll. If you got everything you wished for, you'd wake up in Hell.
What a coincidence. If I got everything I wished for, he'd end up in hell too...
Just ignore him. Please.
Just ignore him. Please.
And now, a Musical Interlude.
Faith in Santa
By Red Sovine
This is the kind of drivel you're going to hear a lot of in the future. Have a Merry Red-State Christmas!
And now, a Musical Interlude.
Faith in Santa
By Red Sovine
This is the kind of drivel you're going to hear a lot of in the future. Have a Merry Red-State Christmas!
The UN will go away sometime after the Busheviks admit having made any mistake.
And Darth Philly G- when will the Little Green Raelians and Busheviks admit that the Busheviks encourage genocide in Burma.
The Busheviks place trade sanctions on the country, but leave loopholes for companies currently invested there such as Unocal and Halliburton who pump billions of dollars in to the genocidal military junta's treasury.
And the Bush-Cheney '04 team even sold t-shirts during the campaign made in Burma, which shows that the last folks to lecture ANYONE on human rights are the Little Green Raelians, the InstaParrot, or the Busheviks.
The UN will go away sometime after the Busheviks admit having made any mistake.
And Darth Philly G- when will the Little Green Raelians and Busheviks admit that the Busheviks encourage genocide in Burma.
The Busheviks place trade sanctions on the country, but leave loopholes for companies currently invested there such as Unocal and Halliburton who pump billions of dollars in to the genocidal military junta's treasury.
And the Bush-Cheney '04 team even sold t-shirts during the campaign made in Burma, which shows that the last folks to lecture ANYONE on human rights are the Little Green Raelians, the InstaParrot, or the Busheviks.
A moment away from berating Darth:
Whose going to watch the MADTV Merrython tomorrow afternoon? Loved the first five seasons and can't wait until the release more seasons.
A moment away from berating Darth:
Whose going to watch the MADTV Merrython tomorrow afternoon? Loved the first five seasons and can't wait until the release more seasons.
"Hey Philly. That story has no credibility."
Really? Did you check the link? That's from a liberal newspaper, the NEW YORK F'N TIMES buddy. Face it, everything the Left believed about the inherent goodness and morality of the UN is a complete and utter sham.
It is a disgusting, morally bankrupt and corrupt organization. It belongs in the dustbin of history where it belongs.
If you want to know why conservatives hate the UN, well this is just another reason why.
"Hey Philly. That story has no credibility."
Really? Did you check the link? That's from a liberal newspaper, the NEW YORK F'N TIMES buddy. Face it, everything the Left believed about the inherent goodness and morality of the UN is a complete and utter sham.
It is a disgusting, morally bankrupt and corrupt organization. It belongs in the dustbin of history where it belongs.
If you want to know why conservatives hate the UN, well this is just another reason why.
So... What motivation would the non-democratic part of the world have to pay attention to the democracy-only UDN? Or would it basically just be the world's police? And would the other democracies really be eager for that?
So... What motivation would the non-democratic part of the world have to pay attention to the democracy-only UDN? Or would it basically just be the world's police? And would the other democracies really be eager for that?
Old hat,
Thanks, but I have spybot, lavasoft and Firewall all running on start up. (have gotten some nasty bugs by clicking on unfamiliar links). I think there might be an internal PC problem at this point. The bitch of this is: My diagnostic software doesn't pick up the problem. Shit!
Old hat,
Thanks, but I have spybot, lavasoft and Firewall all running on start up. (have gotten some nasty bugs by clicking on unfamiliar links). I think there might be an internal PC problem at this point. The bitch of this is: My diagnostic software doesn't pick up the problem. Shit!
"Wah-ha-ha-ha
You know that 40-ft Santa Claus in front of the US Interests Section in Havana? And that huge-ass sleigh and reindeer on the roof. And that big '75' sign that looks a truck stop beacon? And that Las Vegas style neon "Merry Christmas" display?
The Cubans said take it down, or else. So here's the else, a counter-display:
The Cuban display includes images of Iraqis at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad, and the word "fascists"."
While I'm not surprised that an Atrios reader is a Castro apologist, the fact you seem to mock the political prisoners in his prisons speaks wonders of the Stalinist Left that lurks here.
"Wah-ha-ha-ha
You know that 40-ft Santa Claus in front of the US Interests Section in Havana? And that huge-ass sleigh and reindeer on the roof. And that big '75' sign that looks a truck stop beacon? And that Las Vegas style neon "Merry Christmas" display?
The Cubans said take it down, or else. So here's the else, a counter-display:
The Cuban display includes images of Iraqis at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad, and the word "fascists"."
While I'm not surprised that an Atrios reader is a Castro apologist, the fact you seem to mock the political prisoners in his prisons speaks wonders of the Stalinist Left that lurks here.
Darth is so very cute.
Darth is so very cute.
Dammit Darth Filly- a REAL winger don't believe nothin in the NYTimes, man. Turn in your credentials-- yer outta the club. Fer cryin' out loud.
Dammit Darth Filly- a REAL winger don't believe nothin in the NYTimes, man. Turn in your credentials-- yer outta the club. Fer cryin' out loud.
Darth is so very cute.
I used up all my troll food last night. I'm waiting for a new delivery. So I can't give him any treats tonight.
Darth is so very cute.
I used up all my troll food last night. I'm waiting for a new delivery. So I can't give him any treats tonight.
what old hat says. the subject was home-schooled by an idiot savant who failed to pass down the savant trait.
what old hat says. the subject was home-schooled by an idiot savant who failed to pass down the savant trait.
The Cuban display includes images of Iraqis at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad, and the word "fascists"."
While I'm not surprised that an Atrios reader is a Castro apologist, the fact you seem to mock the political prisoners in his prisons speaks wonders of the Stalinist Left that lurks here.,/em>
The fact that Darth Philly mocks the tortured prisoners of the US speaks volumes.
The Cuban display includes images of Iraqis at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad, and the word "fascists"."
While I'm not surprised that an Atrios reader is a Castro apologist, the fact you seem to mock the political prisoners in his prisons speaks wonders of the Stalinist Left that lurks here.,/em>
The fact that Darth Philly mocks the tortured prisoners of the US speaks volumes.
I used up all my troll food last night.
You could scratch behind his ears or give him a nice tummy rub.
Wear gloves.
I used up all my troll food last night.
You could scratch behind his ears or give him a nice tummy rub.
Wear gloves.
Every time the "Darth Philly G"-troll posts another inane illogical screed, imagine you hear the Charlie-Brown/Peanuts Cartoon-teacher-voice... it is the Holiday Season, after all.
Mah wah woh wah woh uh.
Every time the "Darth Philly G"-troll posts another inane illogical screed, imagine you hear the Charlie-Brown/Peanuts Cartoon-teacher-voice... it is the Holiday Season, after all.
Mah wah woh wah woh uh.
You could scratch behind his ears or give him a nice tummy rub.
Wear gloves.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:19 am | #
I not only used up my "Tastee Troll Treats" I dug into the fridge and fed it my lunch so I had to eat out the next afternoon. Damn that was one hungry troll.
You could scratch behind his ears or give him a nice tummy rub.
Wear gloves.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:19 am | #
I not only used up my "Tastee Troll Treats" I dug into the fridge and fed it my lunch so I had to eat out the next afternoon. Damn that was one hungry troll.
"The fact that Darth Philly mocks the tortured prisoners of the US speaks volumes."
Actually, I never did any such thing. But your colleague here did in fact just make fun of the sign showing solidarity with Castro's political prisoners.
Stalinist fucks. Unfortunately for the collectivists, we have a 2nd Amendment in this country. And we're not afraid to enforce it if need be.
"The fact that Darth Philly mocks the tortured prisoners of the US speaks volumes."
Actually, I never did any such thing. But your colleague here did in fact just make fun of the sign showing solidarity with Castro's political prisoners.
Stalinist fucks. Unfortunately for the collectivists, we have a 2nd Amendment in this country. And we're not afraid to enforce it if need be.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam,
Those monkeys connected with a significant number of voters. The USA is home of the idiot these days.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam,
Those monkeys connected with a significant number of voters. The USA is home of the idiot these days.
Speaking of cats, I really like this video for some odd reason.
Speaking of cats, I really like this video for some odd reason.
let us talk about the un for a moment....
it has always been a beard for the usa.
we run it. always have.
never forget it. the united states runs this planet. and has since 1947. anyone telling you otherwise is a disinformation stooge.
pay attention, folks.
let us talk about the un for a moment....
it has always been a beard for the usa.
we run it. always have.
never forget it. the united states runs this planet. and has since 1947. anyone telling you otherwise is a disinformation stooge.
pay attention, folks.
Stalinist fucks. Unfortunately for the collectivists, we have a 2nd Amendment in this country. And we're not afraid to enforce it if need be.
Look at the big man girding his deflated loins!
Stalinist fucks. Unfortunately for the collectivists, we have a 2nd Amendment in this country. And we're not afraid to enforce it if need be.
Look at the big man girding his deflated loins!
The real reason Busheviks hate the UN is because the UN isn't a US puppet anymore.
It stands for peace and compromise, things Little Green Raelians and Busheviks oppose. Like the story in the previous thread about Busheviks standing in opposition to peace between Syria and Israel.
Little Green Raelians only stand for corrupt power, greed, and racism. They hate peace, freedom, and fairness.
The real reason Busheviks hate the UN is because the UN isn't a US puppet anymore.
It stands for peace and compromise, things Little Green Raelians and Busheviks oppose. Like the story in the previous thread about Busheviks standing in opposition to peace between Syria and Israel.
Little Green Raelians only stand for corrupt power, greed, and racism. They hate peace, freedom, and fairness.
Damn that was one hungry troll.
Is there any other kind? I really can't picture them saying "Whew! I'm stuffed!" and pushing themselves away from the table.
That's what cranes and forklifts are for.
And gloves.
Damn that was one hungry troll.
Is there any other kind? I really can't picture them saying "Whew! I'm stuffed!" and pushing themselves away from the table.
That's what cranes and forklifts are for.
And gloves.
Uncle Joe and Uncle Ho. Cha-cha-cha.
Fidel-a-phila, why you so darthy, ho?
Kiss my ass, fa-la-la.
Uncle Joe and Uncle Ho. Cha-cha-cha.
Fidel-a-phila, why you so darthy, ho?
Kiss my ass, fa-la-la.
Look at the big man girding his deflated loins!
Not sure exactly what that means, but it sounds icky and I think it should be illegal.
Smarty J,
I like the way you talk.
Look at the big man girding his deflated loins!
Not sure exactly what that means, but it sounds icky and I think it should be illegal.
Smarty J,
I like the way you talk.
Is there any other kind? I really can't picture them saying "Whew! I'm stuffed!" and pushing themselves away from the table.
True. Sometimes you're tempted to respond and try to drown them out but they just gulp down what you feed them and want more.
Is there any other kind? I really can't picture them saying "Whew! I'm stuffed!" and pushing themselves away from the table.
True. Sometimes you're tempted to respond and try to drown them out but they just gulp down what you feed them and want more.
Pigdog Journal has a good take on the Kerik mess:
http://www.pigdog.org/auto/cackl...olumn/
2926.html
Pigdog Journal has a good take on the Kerik mess:
http://www.pigdog.org/auto/cackl...olumn/
2926.html
they just gulp down what you feed them and want more.
eeew, troll foie gras.
they just gulp down what you feed them and want more.
eeew, troll foie gras.
Little Green Raelians only stand for corrupt power, greed, and racism. They hate peace, freedom, and fairness.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:24 am | #
You're fighting the good fight against those assclowns but it's daunting to realize just how many of them there are.
Little Green Raelians only stand for corrupt power, greed, and racism. They hate peace, freedom, and fairness.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:24 am | #
You're fighting the good fight against those assclowns but it's daunting to realize just how many of them there are.
Sometimes you're tempted to respond and try to drown them out but they just gulp down what you feed them and want more.
If you gotta feed 'em, at least save the good stuff for when you have friends over.
Sometimes you're tempted to respond and try to drown them out but they just gulp down what you feed them and want more.
If you gotta feed 'em, at least save the good stuff for when you have friends over.
"It stands for peace and compromise"
Don't forget: It stands for the massive rape of Africans, literally placing countries actively committing genocide on its Human Rights commission (the Sudan), as well as 21 billion dollars oil scandals involving the son of the head of the organization being on the take.
"It stands for peace and compromise"
Don't forget: It stands for the massive rape of Africans, literally placing countries actively committing genocide on its Human Rights commission (the Sudan), as well as 21 billion dollars oil scandals involving the son of the head of the organization being on the take.
Rorschach:
As I said, check it out. When I saw Philly's first post, I went over to my place and posted this in the comments to the first post there:
If he posts again, he's going to say something to the effect of "that right-wing NYTimes, blahblahblah."
# posted by Thersites : 9:02 PM
And here he goes:
really? Did you check the link? That's from a liberal newspaper, the NEW YORK F'N TIMES buddy. 12:16 am
The time stamps are off in that blogger & Haloscan have different hours, but it was pretty much just 14 minutes before he did exactly as predicted. All I got wrong was I figured he would put "right-wing" or "conservative" in scare quotes before "NYTimes," as is slightly more usual.
As you said, no thought process whatsoever. Just another self-righteous, very boring propaganda delivery system.
A bot, essentially.
Rorschach:
As I said, check it out. When I saw Philly's first post, I went over to my place and posted this in the comments to the first post there:
If he posts again, he's going to say something to the effect of "that right-wing NYTimes, blahblahblah."
# posted by Thersites : 9:02 PM
And here he goes:
really? Did you check the link? That's from a liberal newspaper, the NEW YORK F'N TIMES buddy. 12:16 am
The time stamps are off in that blogger & Haloscan have different hours, but it was pretty much just 14 minutes before he did exactly as predicted. All I got wrong was I figured he would put "right-wing" or "conservative" in scare quotes before "NYTimes," as is slightly more usual.
As you said, no thought process whatsoever. Just another self-righteous, very boring propaganda delivery system.
A bot, essentially.
Thank goodness for the second amendment that lets citizens own guns. Including "commie traitors." Many of whom do.
Thank goodness for the second amendment that lets citizens own guns. Including "commie traitors." Many of whom do.
John, i hate that fucker Kerik... a major league asshole
John, i hate that fucker Kerik... a major league asshole
MisterX,
You don't wanna go there. The catblogging got into a well intentioned worry about cats eating yarn and then... well cats, butts. Yikes.
MisterX,
You don't wanna go there. The catblogging got into a well intentioned worry about cats eating yarn and then... well cats, butts. Yikes.
Really? Did you check the link? That's from a liberal newspaper, the NEW YORK F'N TIMES buddy.
The Times is liberal?
The paper that invented Whitewater
and has yet to apologize?
Darth, even you couldn't be so
stupid.....
Really? Did you check the link? That's from a liberal newspaper, the NEW YORK F'N TIMES buddy.
The Times is liberal?
The paper that invented Whitewater
and has yet to apologize?
Darth, even you couldn't be so
stupid.....
Will the guy (or gal) spoofing Darth just cut it out? Darth never sounds that tired. If you can't do a good satire, leave it to those who can.
Will the guy (or gal) spoofing Darth just cut it out? Darth never sounds that tired. If you can't do a good satire, leave it to those who can.
You don't wanna go there. The catblogging got into a well intentioned worry about cats eating yarn and then... well cats, butts.
Tinsel. I have actually seen this. *Very* not-right.
You don't wanna go there. The catblogging got into a well intentioned worry about cats eating yarn and then... well cats, butts.
Tinsel. I have actually seen this. *Very* not-right.
If you gotta feed 'em, at least save the good stuff for when you have friends over.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:28 am | #
Actually I honestly wonder sometimes why the guy who runs LGF goes so far out of his way to make enemies when he really doesn't have to.
I mean, the guy who runs "Tacitus" is pretty conservative but he really doesn't waste time looking for people to make hate his guts.
Why not just take your conservative positions and try to stay cordial on a personal level with people you disagree with?
Is it that he just wants the attention? Is he so jealous of that NY Times profile the guy who runs the Daily Kos got that it drove him batty?
He should take some lessons from Pat Buchanan. Buchanan thrives pretty much because he says extreme things but doesn't get on anybody's bad side when he doesn't have to.
If you gotta feed 'em, at least save the good stuff for when you have friends over.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:28 am | #
Actually I honestly wonder sometimes why the guy who runs LGF goes so far out of his way to make enemies when he really doesn't have to.
I mean, the guy who runs "Tacitus" is pretty conservative but he really doesn't waste time looking for people to make hate his guts.
Why not just take your conservative positions and try to stay cordial on a personal level with people you disagree with?
Is it that he just wants the attention? Is he so jealous of that NY Times profile the guy who runs the Daily Kos got that it drove him batty?
He should take some lessons from Pat Buchanan. Buchanan thrives pretty much because he says extreme things but doesn't get on anybody's bad side when he doesn't have to.
has anyone heard from enraged water heater lately?
a voice truly missed!
has anyone heard from enraged water heater lately?
a voice truly missed!
literally placing countries actively committing genocide on its Human Rights commission (the United States),
Good point.
literally placing countries actively committing genocide on its Human Rights commission (the United States),
Good point.
I pledge allegiance
to the blue flag
of the United Nations of earth
and to the cooperation
for which it stands,
one planet, indivisible
(except by asteroid or nuke-u-lur holocaust)
with liberty and justice for all.
I pledge allegiance
to the blue flag
of the United Nations of earth
and to the cooperation
for which it stands,
one planet, indivisible
(except by asteroid or nuke-u-lur holocaust)
with liberty and justice for all.
SWR, surely you have known some assholes in the real world. Going out of their way to piss people off when they don't have to is practically a defining characteristic - they wouldn't be assholes if they didn't.
It's an urge I simply do not understand, even though I sure do see it a lot.
SWR, surely you have known some assholes in the real world. Going out of their way to piss people off when they don't have to is practically a defining characteristic - they wouldn't be assholes if they didn't.
It's an urge I simply do not understand, even though I sure do see it a lot.
The problem with any international organization that only includes Democratic countries is that it wouldn't include China.
Any international group that doesn't include China would be a bad joke.
The problem with any international organization that only includes Democratic countries is that it wouldn't include China.
Any international group that doesn't include China would be a bad joke.
Remember, kids - every day is "Ignore the Moronic Brownshirt Fucks" Day!
Remember, kids - every day is "Ignore the Moronic Brownshirt Fucks" Day!
It's an urge I simply do not understand, even though I sure do see it a lot.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:34 am | #
I guess it's a way to get attention.
But what gets you some initial attention goes sour at the end. That LGF guy would have gotten some real attention because of the Dan Rather memo had he not gone so over the top over the past two years.
But any mainstream press that thought about doing a profile on him probably got too spooked and just backed off and just stuck with FreeRepublic and Powerline.
He shot himself in the foot.
It's an urge I simply do not understand, even though I sure do see it a lot.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:34 am | #
I guess it's a way to get attention.
But what gets you some initial attention goes sour at the end. That LGF guy would have gotten some real attention because of the Dan Rather memo had he not gone so over the top over the past two years.
But any mainstream press that thought about doing a profile on him probably got too spooked and just backed off and just stuck with FreeRepublic and Powerline.
He shot himself in the foot.
Really? Did you check the link? That's from a liberal newspaper, the NEW YORK F'N TIMES buddy.
Liberal newspaper? On what frickin' planet? Sure as hell not this one.
Face it, everything the Left believed about the inherent goodness and morality of the UN is a complete and utter sham.
Face it, buddy, the shit you actually know about the inner workings of the rank and file UN wouldn't fill a goddamn dixie cup. Do some real research and give us an actual update outside the crap you read in the New York F'n Times, you utter ass. Still, probably asking you to look deeper is probably a fool's errand considering your ilk is loathe to do anything that doesn't conform to your particular worldview unless your personal comfort is on the line.
It is a disgusting, morally bankrupt and corrupt organization. It belongs in the dustbin of history where it belongs.
Are we still talking about the UN? Because there's a bunch of right-leaning organizations that could fall into your description too, the PNAC, for example...
Of course, if you really wanna open this up, we can. but bring a little more than the goofy shit you've been regurgitating over and over.
Really? Did you check the link? That's from a liberal newspaper, the NEW YORK F'N TIMES buddy.
Liberal newspaper? On what frickin' planet? Sure as hell not this one.
Face it, everything the Left believed about the inherent goodness and morality of the UN is a complete and utter sham.
Face it, buddy, the shit you actually know about the inner workings of the rank and file UN wouldn't fill a goddamn dixie cup. Do some real research and give us an actual update outside the crap you read in the New York F'n Times, you utter ass. Still, probably asking you to look deeper is probably a fool's errand considering your ilk is loathe to do anything that doesn't conform to your particular worldview unless your personal comfort is on the line.
It is a disgusting, morally bankrupt and corrupt organization. It belongs in the dustbin of history where it belongs.
Are we still talking about the UN? Because there's a bunch of right-leaning organizations that could fall into your description too, the PNAC, for example...
Of course, if you really wanna open this up, we can. but bring a little more than the goofy shit you've been regurgitating over and over.
It also might be tricky to come up with criteria for what constitutes a democracy - lots of dictatorships have many of the forms of democracy, not that I'm referring to our democratic allies like Egypt or Pakistan or anything.
It also might be tricky to come up with criteria for what constitutes a democracy - lots of dictatorships have many of the forms of democracy, not that I'm referring to our democratic allies like Egypt or Pakistan or anything.
That media is so goddamned liberal
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) today called for both an Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and Congressional investigation into Viacom International Inc.'s hiring practices.
According to today's Washington Post ("You Can Tell a Republican by His Stripes," 12/17/04) Viacom's Gail McKinnon sent an e-mail this week to offices in the U.S. House of Representatives regarding a job opening in Viacom's government relations department. The e-mail calls for a male, Republican to fill the open position and reads as follows: "Importance: High We need to hire a junior lobbyist/PAC manager. Attached is a job description. Salary is $85-90K. Must be a male with Republican stripes."
That media is so goddamned liberal
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) today called for both an Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and Congressional investigation into Viacom International Inc.'s hiring practices.
According to today's Washington Post ("You Can Tell a Republican by His Stripes," 12/17/04) Viacom's Gail McKinnon sent an e-mail this week to offices in the U.S. House of Representatives regarding a job opening in Viacom's government relations department. The e-mail calls for a male, Republican to fill the open position and reads as follows: "Importance: High We need to hire a junior lobbyist/PAC manager. Attached is a job description. Salary is $85-90K. Must be a male with Republican stripes."
It belongs in the dustbin of history where it belongs.
It belongs where it belongs?
Compelling argument, that.
It belongs in the dustbin of history where it belongs.
It belongs where it belongs?
Compelling argument, that.
Eli,
LOL. Shit. Guess I've gotten lucky my entire, long cat loving life.
If I may be so bold or so gross (this is open thread?)
My best friend had a cat named Little Baby Hubert who jumped on her kitchen counter and ate half a loaf of fresh made bread, knocked over a carton of milk and drank it and died. The poor fellow blew up his stomach. True story.
Eli,
LOL. Shit. Guess I've gotten lucky my entire, long cat loving life.
If I may be so bold or so gross (this is open thread?)
My best friend had a cat named Little Baby Hubert who jumped on her kitchen counter and ate half a loaf of fresh made bread, knocked over a carton of milk and drank it and died. The poor fellow blew up his stomach. True story.
It also might be tricky to come up with criteria for what constitutes a democracy - lots of dictatorships have many of the forms of democracy, not that I'm referring to our democratic allies like Egypt or Pakistan or anything.
Well we can all agree on Canada and Sweden but how about Russia?
Is Russia a "democracy".
Does it respect human rights?
How about Turkey (now that they're up for EU membership)? Don't they shit on the Kurds as much as Saddam did?
It also might be tricky to come up with criteria for what constitutes a democracy - lots of dictatorships have many of the forms of democracy, not that I'm referring to our democratic allies like Egypt or Pakistan or anything.
Well we can all agree on Canada and Sweden but how about Russia?
Is Russia a "democracy".
Does it respect human rights?
How about Turkey (now that they're up for EU membership)? Don't they shit on the Kurds as much as Saddam did?
sadly, this isn't unexpected:
AP, ITHACA, N.Y. Dec 17, 2004 Nearly half of all Americans believe the U.S. government should restrict the civil liberties of Muslim Americans, according to a nationwide poll.
The survey conducted by Cornell University also found that Republicans and people who described themselves as highly religious were more apt to support curtailing Muslims' civil liberties than Democrats or people who are less religious.
Researchers also found that respondents who paid more attention to television news were more likely to fear terrorist attacks and support limiting the rights of Muslim Americans.
"It's sad news. It's disturbing news. But it's not unpredictable," said Mahdi Bray, executive director of the Muslim American Society. "The nation is at war, even if it's not a traditional war. We just have to remain vigilant and continue to interface."
The survey found 44 percent favored at least some restrictions on the civil liberties of Muslim Americans. Forty-eight percent said liberties should not be restricted in any way.
The survey showed that 27 percent of respondents supported requiring all Muslim Americans to register where they lived with the federal government. Twenty-two percent favored racial profiling to identify potential terrorist threats. And 29 percent thought undercover agents should infiltrate Muslim civic and volunteer organizations to keep tabs on their activities and fund-raising.
While researchers said they were not surprised by the overall level of support for curtailing civil liberties, they were startled by the correlation with religion and exposure to television news.
"We need to explore why these two very important channels of discourse may nurture fear rather than understanding," Shanahan said.
According to the survey, 37 percent believe a terrorist attack in the United States is still likely within the next 12 months. In a similar poll conducted by Cornell in November 2002, that number stood at 90 percent."
On the Net:
Cornell University: www.news.cornell.edu/releases/Dec04/
Muslim.Poll.bpf.html
Muslim American Society: www.masnet.org
sadly, this isn't unexpected:
AP, ITHACA, N.Y. Dec 17, 2004 Nearly half of all Americans believe the U.S. government should restrict the civil liberties of Muslim Americans, according to a nationwide poll.
The survey conducted by Cornell University also found that Republicans and people who described themselves as highly religious were more apt to support curtailing Muslims' civil liberties than Democrats or people who are less religious.
Researchers also found that respondents who paid more attention to television news were more likely to fear terrorist attacks and support limiting the rights of Muslim Americans.
"It's sad news. It's disturbing news. But it's not unpredictable," said Mahdi Bray, executive director of the Muslim American Society. "The nation is at war, even if it's not a traditional war. We just have to remain vigilant and continue to interface."
The survey found 44 percent favored at least some restrictions on the civil liberties of Muslim Americans. Forty-eight percent said liberties should not be restricted in any way.
The survey showed that 27 percent of respondents supported requiring all Muslim Americans to register where they lived with the federal government. Twenty-two percent favored racial profiling to identify potential terrorist threats. And 29 percent thought undercover agents should infiltrate Muslim civic and volunteer organizations to keep tabs on their activities and fund-raising.
While researchers said they were not surprised by the overall level of support for curtailing civil liberties, they were startled by the correlation with religion and exposure to television news.
"We need to explore why these two very important channels of discourse may nurture fear rather than understanding," Shanahan said.
According to the survey, 37 percent believe a terrorist attack in the United States is still likely within the next 12 months. In a similar poll conducted by Cornell in November 2002, that number stood at 90 percent."
On the Net:
Cornell University: www.news.cornell.edu/releases/Dec04/
Muslim.Poll.bpf.html
Muslim American Society: www.masnet.org
Tinsel. I have actually seen this. *Very* not-right.
Eli
Oh for fuck's sake, you guys just jarred loose a childhood memory...
One summer day when I was ten or so, the neighbor's dog got loose and ate all of our crayons that we had in a bucket on the back porch... we spent the next day or so following Topsy around to observe what wonderous Turd of Many Colors she would produce next...
Hey, this ties right back in to the "Darth Philly G"-troll! HAW HAW HAW!
Tinsel. I have actually seen this. *Very* not-right.
Eli
Oh for fuck's sake, you guys just jarred loose a childhood memory...
One summer day when I was ten or so, the neighbor's dog got loose and ate all of our crayons that we had in a bucket on the back porch... we spent the next day or so following Topsy around to observe what wonderous Turd of Many Colors she would produce next...
Hey, this ties right back in to the "Darth Philly G"-troll! HAW HAW HAW!
(Brownshirt D), even you couldn't be so stupid.....
Yer new around here, aincha?
(Brownshirt D), even you couldn't be so stupid.....
Yer new around here, aincha?
Must be a male with Republican stripes.
Republican stripes? What, do they flouresce yellow whenever an Army recruiter comes near?
Must be a male with Republican stripes.
Republican stripes? What, do they flouresce yellow whenever an Army recruiter comes near?
Why not just take your conservative positions and try to stay cordial on a personal level with people you disagree with?
The pot calling the kettle black.
I am always civil, but everytime I post, all I get is hate and vitriol and personal attacks.
Why not just take your conservative positions and try to stay cordial on a personal level with people you disagree with?
The pot calling the kettle black.
I am always civil, but everytime I post, all I get is hate and vitriol and personal attacks.
Oh please don't respond to the idiotic anti UN asswipe. So unworthy of comment. Not to mention logic.
Oh please don't respond to the idiotic anti UN asswipe. So unworthy of comment. Not to mention logic.
The pot calling the kettle black.
I am always civil, but everytime I post, all I get is hate and vitriol and personal attacks.
Darth Philly G | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:41 am | #
Of course. I come here to vent and right-wing trolls provide a good target. My living doesn't depend on the web. I don't really want people know who I am.
BUT if I ran a popular conservative website, wouldn't it be dumb for me to go out of my way to piss everybody and anybody off then whine like a little bitch when the NY Times Magazine does an article on the guy from the Daily Kos and not me?
The pot calling the kettle black.
I am always civil, but everytime I post, all I get is hate and vitriol and personal attacks.
Darth Philly G | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:41 am | #
Of course. I come here to vent and right-wing trolls provide a good target. My living doesn't depend on the web. I don't really want people know who I am.
BUT if I ran a popular conservative website, wouldn't it be dumb for me to go out of my way to piss everybody and anybody off then whine like a little bitch when the NY Times Magazine does an article on the guy from the Daily Kos and not me?
Poor Darth. Such the beleaguered one.
Poor Darth. Such the beleaguered one.
bkny,
that poll is really depressing... that plus reading that nearly 900 children in this country - god knows how many iraqi children - have lost a parent to the fucking war in Iraq really make me sad
bkny,
that poll is really depressing... that plus reading that nearly 900 children in this country - god knows how many iraqi children - have lost a parent to the fucking war in Iraq really make me sad
SWR, I think the criteria for whether or not a country is democratic will simply be whether or not we think they're on our side. So Egypt, Pakistan, and Russia (and Turkey, which I think is an actual democracy, albeit one that doesn't exactly protect the minority) would all be in. Not so sure about France...
SWR, I think the criteria for whether or not a country is democratic will simply be whether or not we think they're on our side. So Egypt, Pakistan, and Russia (and Turkey, which I think is an actual democracy, albeit one that doesn't exactly protect the minority) would all be in. Not so sure about France...
We need a new product, something to deal with the intellectual indigestion the trolls give us. Something to offset that bile and acid they spew.
Troll-aids. In original and refreshing peppermint flavor. For fast relief.
We need a new product, something to deal with the intellectual indigestion the trolls give us. Something to offset that bile and acid they spew.
Troll-aids. In original and refreshing peppermint flavor. For fast relief.
MisterX,
Boy, Howdy. That crayon thing was a riot. More of this and less troll feeding.
MisterX,
Boy, Howdy. That crayon thing was a riot. More of this and less troll feeding.
The survey showed that 27 percent of respondents supported requiring all Muslim Americans to register where they lived with the federal government.
If this actually happens, it's really the moral duty of all Christians and Jews to register as Muslims and make the system unworkable.
I convert to Islam the day after they pass this kind of law (the no alcohol rule would be a problem though).
The survey showed that 27 percent of respondents supported requiring all Muslim Americans to register where they lived with the federal government.
If this actually happens, it's really the moral duty of all Christians and Jews to register as Muslims and make the system unworkable.
I convert to Islam the day after they pass this kind of law (the no alcohol rule would be a problem though).
"I am always civil, but everytime I post, all I get is hate and vitriol and personal attacks."
When it happens everytime, you really need to step back and take a good look at yourself. If it ain't a hygiene problem, well... it just might be you.
"I am always civil, but everytime I post, all I get is hate and vitriol and personal attacks."
When it happens everytime, you really need to step back and take a good look at yourself. If it ain't a hygiene problem, well... it just might be you.
Poor Darth. Such the beleaguered one.
Yet another Republican victim. I don't know how we ever sleep at night. Or when.
Poor Darth. Such the beleaguered one.
Yet another Republican victim. I don't know how we ever sleep at night. Or when.
SWR, I think the criteria for whether or not a country is democratic will simply be whether or not we think they're on our side. So Egypt, Pakistan, and Russia (and Turkey, which I think is an actual democracy, albeit one that doesn't exactly protect the minority) would all be in. Not so sure about France...
Kind of like South Africa used to be part of the "Free World".
The more things change etc.
SWR, I think the criteria for whether or not a country is democratic will simply be whether or not we think they're on our side. So Egypt, Pakistan, and Russia (and Turkey, which I think is an actual democracy, albeit one that doesn't exactly protect the minority) would all be in. Not so sure about France...
Kind of like South Africa used to be part of the "Free World".
The more things change etc.
Troll-aids
Damn if I don't have a patent attorney in the family. I'm on it.
Troll-aids
Damn if I don't have a patent attorney in the family. I'm on it.
smarty -- kos' post yesterday was heartbreaking.
smarty -- kos' post yesterday was heartbreaking.
I had a cat once. It was always riding my ass, though. Giving me a hard time. All the time saying shit like, "Why didn't you win the Triple Crown, Smarty Pants!"
I had to get rid of her. It was for the best.
I had a cat once. It was always riding my ass, though. Giving me a hard time. All the time saying shit like, "Why didn't you win the Triple Crown, Smarty Pants!"
I had to get rid of her. It was for the best.
Oh please don't respond to the idiotic anti UN asswipe. So unworthy of comment. Not to mention logic.
bigvic | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:41 am | #
Another commie caviar eating liberal attacking a good American who is concerned about preserving our soveriegnty.
Oh please don't respond to the idiotic anti UN asswipe. So unworthy of comment. Not to mention logic.
bigvic | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:41 am | #
Another commie caviar eating liberal attacking a good American who is concerned about preserving our soveriegnty.
What atriot and you liberal loosers fail to realize is that we didnt need the UN to kick Russias ass in WWII.
What atriot and you liberal loosers fail to realize is that we didnt need the UN to kick Russias ass in WWII.
Another commie caviar eating liberal
Caviar? I'm more of a cheetohs eating and cheap beer guzzling Amerka hating commie liberal myself.
Another commie caviar eating liberal
Caviar? I'm more of a cheetohs eating and cheap beer guzzling Amerka hating commie liberal myself.
bigvic
I was considering another product for them. You know for the incomprehensible and incontinent. Righty-Tighties. The adult diaper for the conservative who just can't control their bladder or their mouth.
bigvic
I was considering another product for them. You know for the incomprehensible and incontinent. Righty-Tighties. The adult diaper for the conservative who just can't control their bladder or their mouth.
Yet another Republican victim. I don't know how we ever sleep at night. Or when.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:47 am | #
That's rich. The victims syndrome belongs only in the liberal, entitlements-r-us domain.
Republicans have values; Democrats have vacuums (for sucking money from the rich).
Yet another Republican victim. I don't know how we ever sleep at night. Or when.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:47 am | #
That's rich. The victims syndrome belongs only in the liberal, entitlements-r-us domain.
Republicans have values; Democrats have vacuums (for sucking money from the rich).
Don't forget: It stands for the massive rape of Africans, literally placing countries actively committing genocide on its Human Rights commission (the Sudan), as well as 21 billion dollars oil scandals involving the son of the head of the organization being on the take.
Now wait a sec... I thought we Godly Republicans believe in doing things ourselves - 'Pull yourself up by your bootstraps son!' - If you care so much, why don't you show some Godly individual initiative and go to Africa and fix it yourself? That's what the Godly individual ideal is all about. After all you said those darned frenchy foreigners wouldn't do it - therefore you got to make it happen.
I would go myself, but Africa is so icky and Godless.
Darth Philly G. you are a great Godly American patriot. I salute you!
Don't forget: It stands for the massive rape of Africans, literally placing countries actively committing genocide on its Human Rights commission (the Sudan), as well as 21 billion dollars oil scandals involving the son of the head of the organization being on the take.
Now wait a sec... I thought we Godly Republicans believe in doing things ourselves - 'Pull yourself up by your bootstraps son!' - If you care so much, why don't you show some Godly individual initiative and go to Africa and fix it yourself? That's what the Godly individual ideal is all about. After all you said those darned frenchy foreigners wouldn't do it - therefore you got to make it happen.
I would go myself, but Africa is so icky and Godless.
Darth Philly G. you are a great Godly American patriot. I salute you!
Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins are hosting the Late Late Show. Very funny. Gore vidal coming up.
Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins are hosting the Late Late Show. Very funny. Gore vidal coming up.
Caviar? I'm more of a cheetohs eating and cheap beer guzzling Amerka hating commie liberal myself.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:54 am | #
Cheetohs. They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's? Only stuff I've seen there is caviar and wine and liberals.
Caviar? I'm more of a cheetohs eating and cheap beer guzzling Amerka hating commie liberal myself.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:54 am | #
Cheetohs. They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's? Only stuff I've seen there is caviar and wine and liberals.
Republicans have morals; Demonrats have more anal sex.
Republicans have morals; Demonrats have more anal sex.
The adult diaper for the conservative who just can't control their bladder or their mouth.
Heh heh. Man, I want in on that action. We'll be rich, I tell ya, rich! And not assholes when we get there.
The adult diaper for the conservative who just can't control their bladder or their mouth.
Heh heh. Man, I want in on that action. We'll be rich, I tell ya, rich! And not assholes when we get there.
I am always civil--
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ooooooh, mercy!
I am always civil--
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ooooooh, mercy!
Republicans have values
Which ones?
Republicans have values
Which ones?
They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's?
You mean "Trader Joes" don't you?
Isn't Trader Vic's (or was it) a fancy bar in London (and I'm only going by the Warren Zevon song).
Well I don't shop at Trader Joes. But I am height/weight proportional. Can I still be a good Amerken if I'm not fat? Or does walking instead of jumping into the SUV make me a commie?
I've got to know.
They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's?
You mean "Trader Joes" don't you?
Isn't Trader Vic's (or was it) a fancy bar in London (and I'm only going by the Warren Zevon song).
Well I don't shop at Trader Joes. But I am height/weight proportional. Can I still be a good Amerken if I'm not fat? Or does walking instead of jumping into the SUV make me a commie?
I've got to know.
Cheetohs. They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's?
Assuming you mean Trader Joe's, they sell a Cheetoh-like product.
Great low-carb nacho cheese tortilla chips, too!
Cheetohs. They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's?
Assuming you mean Trader Joe's, they sell a Cheetoh-like product.
Great low-carb nacho cheese tortilla chips, too!
It just gets harder and harder to tell the real trolls from the parody trolls...
It just gets harder and harder to tell the real trolls from the parody trolls...
Republicans have values
Which ones?
Old Hat | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:59 am | #
Restoring America to its glory rather than the welfare laden hell hole you people have created.
Republicans have values
Which ones?
Old Hat | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:59 am | #
Restoring America to its glory rather than the welfare laden hell hole you people have created.
gatekeeper, why do hate america so much?
gatekeeper, why do hate america so much?
Cheetohs. They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's? Only stuff I've seen there is caviar and wine and liberals.
Gatekeeper | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:57 am | #
Well let's see. In my little corner of the world (Union County, NJ) we have the 10th Congressional district (which is so Democratic the Republicans don't even run canidates for Congress) and the 8th, which is Republican.
The Trader Joes is in the Republican district? Imagine that. Those rich Republicans in the wealthier towns like to shop at Trader Joes.
The blue collar types settle for Pathmark.
But didn't somebody already look closely at some of this David Brooks bullshit and prove he was talking out of his ass?
Cheetohs. They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's? Only stuff I've seen there is caviar and wine and liberals.
Gatekeeper | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 12:57 am | #
Well let's see. In my little corner of the world (Union County, NJ) we have the 10th Congressional district (which is so Democratic the Republicans don't even run canidates for Congress) and the 8th, which is Republican.
The Trader Joes is in the Republican district? Imagine that. Those rich Republicans in the wealthier towns like to shop at Trader Joes.
The blue collar types settle for Pathmark.
But didn't somebody already look closely at some of this David Brooks bullshit and prove he was talking out of his ass?
Well I don't shop at Trader Joes. But I am height/weight proportional. Can I still be a good Amerken if I'm not fat? Or does walking instead of jumping into the SUV make me a commie?
What, you drive one of those japanese electric cars? Typical. Scream about saving America while you buy foreign made products.
Well I don't shop at Trader Joes. But I am height/weight proportional. Can I still be a good Amerken if I'm not fat? Or does walking instead of jumping into the SUV make me a commie?
What, you drive one of those japanese electric cars? Typical. Scream about saving America while you buy foreign made products.
Cheetohs. They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's? Only stuff I've seen there is caviar and wine and liberals.
What were you doing there then? Are you a traitor?
What, you drive one of those japanese electric cars?
Actually I have a Ford Explorer. If you saw me in real life, you'd probably mistake me for a Republican.
We're everywhere. That suburban white guy with short hair and a gas guzzling hulk just might hate Bush as much as some neo-hippie does.
Cheetohs. They sell those at that elite liberal enclave Trader Vic's? Only stuff I've seen there is caviar and wine and liberals.
What were you doing there then? Are you a traitor?
What, you drive one of those japanese electric cars?
Actually I have a Ford Explorer. If you saw me in real life, you'd probably mistake me for a Republican.
We're everywhere. That suburban white guy with short hair and a gas guzzling hulk just might hate Bush as much as some neo-hippie does.
gatekeeper, why do hate america so much?
smarty jones | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:02 am | #
Haha. Why do you advocate turning this great country into a poverty ridden ghetto called the welfare state?
Because you hate America.
gatekeeper, why do hate america so much?
smarty jones | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:02 am | #
Haha. Why do you advocate turning this great country into a poverty ridden ghetto called the welfare state?
Because you hate America.
Or does walking instead of jumping into the SUV make me a commie?
No, but it makes you height/weight proportional.
Or does walking instead of jumping into the SUV make me a commie?
No, but it makes you height/weight proportional.
We're everywhere. That suburban white guy with short hair and a gas guzzling hulk just might hate Bush as much as some neo-hippie does.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:05 am | #
Yeah but you wear the Birkenstocks and the tie dye T-Shirt, so that gives you away.
We're everywhere. That suburban white guy with short hair and a gas guzzling hulk just might hate Bush as much as some neo-hippie does.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:05 am | #
Yeah but you wear the Birkenstocks and the tie dye T-Shirt, so that gives you away.
Why are you so angry and lonely, Gatekeeper?
Why are you so angry and lonely, Gatekeeper?
What were you doing there then? Are you a traitor?
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:05 am | #
I made the mistake of going there once. A more pretentious liberal elite place I have never seen.
It's the Disneyland of grocery stores.
What were you doing there then? Are you a traitor?
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:05 am | #
I made the mistake of going there once. A more pretentious liberal elite place I have never seen.
It's the Disneyland of grocery stores.
Wow. Somehow SWR's SUV became a Japanese electric car.
Funny, I don't seem to recall a brand or nationality being mentioned...
/ irony off
Wow. Somehow SWR's SUV became a Japanese electric car.
Funny, I don't seem to recall a brand or nationality being mentioned...
/ irony off
Why do you advocate turning this great country into a poverty ridden ghetto called the welfare state?
Um, you do understand, I imagine, that if you are in poverty, welfare actually alleviates that?
No, I didn't imagine you did.
Why do you advocate turning this great country into a poverty ridden ghetto called the welfare state?
Um, you do understand, I imagine, that if you are in poverty, welfare actually alleviates that?
No, I didn't imagine you did.
Why are you so angry and lonely, Gatekeeper?
Old Hat | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:08 am | #
LOL. I'm neither. But I am tired, it has been a long week.
Why are you so angry and lonely, Gatekeeper?
Old Hat | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:08 am | #
LOL. I'm neither. But I am tired, it has been a long week.
"Restoring America to its glory rather than the welfare laden hell hole you people have created."
Hmmm how many people do I know that are on some form of assistance, that voted Republican because of their values.
They are underemployed or unemployed. I can think of one fine young upstanding Republican who decried all these giveaways of our tax moneys who went into bankruptcy because he had to have the sportscar and huge SUV, has a child and wife on medical assistance, gets many of his basic grocery needs for the child from an government program and 'should be going' to school because he can get aid as a minority and his income qualifies him.
Oh and he has a second child on the way and guess where the assistance to pay for it is coming from?
And all he screams about is lowering taxes and family values and God.
Go figure dude... go figure.
"Restoring America to its glory rather than the welfare laden hell hole you people have created."
Hmmm how many people do I know that are on some form of assistance, that voted Republican because of their values.
They are underemployed or unemployed. I can think of one fine young upstanding Republican who decried all these giveaways of our tax moneys who went into bankruptcy because he had to have the sportscar and huge SUV, has a child and wife on medical assistance, gets many of his basic grocery needs for the child from an government program and 'should be going' to school because he can get aid as a minority and his income qualifies him.
Oh and he has a second child on the way and guess where the assistance to pay for it is coming from?
And all he screams about is lowering taxes and family values and God.
Go figure dude... go figure.
I cry myself to sleep at night.
I cry myself to sleep at night.
No, but it makes you height/weight proportional.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:08 am | #
Believe it or not talking long walks through suburbia will attract the attention of the cops whatever race you are.
Take enough 20-25 mile walks through surburbia and you'd be surprised at how often you get questioned by the police.
Now of course this is going to open me up for trolls to say that I look like a hippie etc but I look pretty non-descript. Walking = terrorism.
No, but it makes you height/weight proportional.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:08 am | #
Believe it or not talking long walks through suburbia will attract the attention of the cops whatever race you are.
Take enough 20-25 mile walks through surburbia and you'd be surprised at how often you get questioned by the police.
Now of course this is going to open me up for trolls to say that I look like a hippie etc but I look pretty non-descript. Walking = terrorism.
My dad beat the shit out of me as a kid.
My dad beat the shit out of me as a kid.
But I am tired, it has been a long week.
I hear ya, dude. I know how much you wanted that DHS job.
But I am tired, it has been a long week.
I hear ya, dude. I know how much you wanted that DHS job.
Funny, I don't seem to recall a brand or nationality being mentioned...
/ irony off
LJ | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:10 am | #
Uh, wrong again bugwheat:
Actually I have a Ford Explorer. If you saw me in real life, you'd probably mistake me for a Republican.
We're everywhere. That suburban white guy with short hair and a gas guzzling hulk just might hate Bush as much as some neo-hippie does.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:05 am | #
Funny, I don't seem to recall a brand or nationality being mentioned...
/ irony off
LJ | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:10 am | #
Uh, wrong again bugwheat:
Actually I have a Ford Explorer. If you saw me in real life, you'd probably mistake me for a Republican.
We're everywhere. That suburban white guy with short hair and a gas guzzling hulk just might hate Bush as much as some neo-hippie does.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:05 am | #
Wow. Somehow SWR's SUV became a Japanese electric car.
I'm actually thinking of getting rid of it (maybe trading it in for a Honda). I'm sick of spending so much on gas. It really is a pig.
Wow. Somehow SWR's SUV became a Japanese electric car.
I'm actually thinking of getting rid of it (maybe trading it in for a Honda). I'm sick of spending so much on gas. It really is a pig.
"If you saw me in real life, you'd probably mistake me for a Republican. "
Do you have a look of righteous indignation? You have to have that to be mistaken for one. Or that smug serene all is well look. But you could be toking so maybe that isn't a good one. Strange a pot smoker can look Republican at times.
"If you saw me in real life, you'd probably mistake me for a Republican. "
Do you have a look of righteous indignation? You have to have that to be mistaken for one. Or that smug serene all is well look. But you could be toking so maybe that isn't a good one. Strange a pot smoker can look Republican at times.
My dad beat the shit out of me as a kid.
Old Hat | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:12 am | #
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Which would make you a good republican who knows that you can't coddle children.
It says in the Bible you've got to beat your kids right?
My dad beat the shit out of me as a kid.
Old Hat | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:12 am | #
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Which would make you a good republican who knows that you can't coddle children.
It says in the Bible you've got to beat your kids right?
Now of course this is going to open me up for trolls to say that I look like a hippie etc but I look pretty non-descript. Walking = terrorism.
Well, you must be a fucking hippy, since you are moving around without consuming oil. Terrorist.
Now of course this is going to open me up for trolls to say that I look like a hippie etc but I look pretty non-descript. Walking = terrorism.
Well, you must be a fucking hippy, since you are moving around without consuming oil. Terrorist.
I hear ya, dude. I know how much you wanted that DHS job.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:13 am | #
You guys are a hoot. Not bad for Democrats.
I hear ya, dude. I know how much you wanted that DHS job.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:13 am | #
You guys are a hoot. Not bad for Democrats.
Do you have a look of righteous indignation?
Depends if I'm trying to sneak out a fart on the elevator or not.
Do you have a look of righteous indignation?
Depends if I'm trying to sneak out a fart on the elevator or not.
I know that Gatekeeper is just having a fun time with a made up persona, but if somehow it really is expressing heart-felt sentiments, surely it is closely related to this red state white woman, most assuredly a southern baptist, who lives in a state that takes the hard-earned tax money of well-educated Massachussetts married couples who have the lowest divorce rate in the nation ...
MARYVILLE, Mo. - Authorities Friday arrested a woman they allege came to the home of an eight-months-pregnant woman purportedly to buy a dog then strangled her and cut the baby from her womb. Authorities found the abducted infant in good health, ending a day of frantic searching.
I know that Gatekeeper is just having a fun time with a made up persona, but if somehow it really is expressing heart-felt sentiments, surely it is closely related to this red state white woman, most assuredly a southern baptist, who lives in a state that takes the hard-earned tax money of well-educated Massachussetts married couples who have the lowest divorce rate in the nation ...
MARYVILLE, Mo. - Authorities Friday arrested a woman they allege came to the home of an eight-months-pregnant woman purportedly to buy a dog then strangled her and cut the baby from her womb. Authorities found the abducted infant in good health, ending a day of frantic searching.
Eli,
I agree that the trolls are either so monumentally incoherent and nuts that you can't tell if they are just trying to be funny or if they are seriously that deranged.
Anyway, not wasting a lot of time over it.
Eli,
I agree that the trolls are either so monumentally incoherent and nuts that you can't tell if they are just trying to be funny or if they are seriously that deranged.
Anyway, not wasting a lot of time over it.
Okay, so, multiple choice:
A) Gatekeeper is a halfway decent troll parody.
B) Gatekeeper is one of the dumbest trolls of all time.
C) Gatekeeper has a time machine.
Okay, so, multiple choice:
A) Gatekeeper is a halfway decent troll parody.
B) Gatekeeper is one of the dumbest trolls of all time.
C) Gatekeeper has a time machine.
Funny how welfare states like France have lower infant mortality rates, lower crime rates, lower teen pregnancy rates, lower abortion rates, and higher life expectancy rates than we do.
But facts are funny that way.
Funny how welfare states like France have lower infant mortality rates, lower crime rates, lower teen pregnancy rates, lower abortion rates, and higher life expectancy rates than we do.
But facts are funny that way.
Funny how welfare states like France have lower infant mortality rates, lower crime rates, lower teen pregnancy rates, lower abortion rates, and higher life expectancy rates than we do.
But facts are funny that way.
Communist!
America rules! Because...
America rules!
Funny how welfare states like France have lower infant mortality rates, lower crime rates, lower teen pregnancy rates, lower abortion rates, and higher life expectancy rates than we do.
But facts are funny that way.
Communist!
America rules! Because...
America rules!
Strange a pot smoker can look Republican at times.
EkCenTriK | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:13 am | #
You guys have some great lines. Everyone knows Republicans do coke and alcohol, not pot.
Strange a pot smoker can look Republican at times.
EkCenTriK | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:13 am | #
You guys have some great lines. Everyone knows Republicans do coke and alcohol, not pot.
Gatekeeper:
Silly--sometimes people are posting at the same time, and the post SWR sent out got posted before mine. Sorry for bursting your little bubble, but that's how things go in Haloscan.
Gatekeeper:
Silly--sometimes people are posting at the same time, and the post SWR sent out got posted before mine. Sorry for bursting your little bubble, but that's how things go in Haloscan.
Depends if I'm trying to sneak out a fart on the elevator or not.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:15 am | #
I could read this stuff all night. Far better entertainment than TV.
Depends if I'm trying to sneak out a fart on the elevator or not.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:15 am | #
I could read this stuff all night. Far better entertainment than TV.
SWR,
Did you say Depends? As in adult diapers? Hahahaha.
SWR,
Did you say Depends? As in adult diapers? Hahahaha.
Now Rorschach--HONEY
You know I could never be a Communist. It starts with COMM, just like COMMITMENT. You know what I think of that!
Now Rorschach--HONEY
You know I could never be a Communist. It starts with COMM, just like COMMITMENT. You know what I think of that!
C) Gatekeeper has a time machine.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:16 am | #
I'm really Doctor Who.
C) Gatekeeper has a time machine.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:16 am | #
I'm really Doctor Who.
LJ, what are you apologizing for? He turned the SUV into a Japanese electric car *before* SWR said what it was.
LJ, what are you apologizing for? He turned the SUV into a Japanese electric car *before* SWR said what it was.
If you gotta feed 'em, at least save the good stuff for when you have friends over.
Or feed them a nice ball of twine, wait a bit, and when you see it starting to come out the other end, grab it and pull HARD.
If you gotta feed 'em, at least save the good stuff for when you have friends over.
Or feed them a nice ball of twine, wait a bit, and when you see it starting to come out the other end, grab it and pull HARD.
LJ, what are you apologizing for? He turned the SUV into a Japanese electric car *before* SWR said what it was
Are there Japanese electric cars on the American market?
Don't you have to get on a six month waiting list just to buy a hybrid car?
LJ, what are you apologizing for? He turned the SUV into a Japanese electric car *before* SWR said what it was
Are there Japanese electric cars on the American market?
Don't you have to get on a six month waiting list just to buy a hybrid car?
Well, now, LJ dear, then perhaps, like me, you should declare yourself anarcho-syndicalist!
Well, now, LJ dear, then perhaps, like me, you should declare yourself anarcho-syndicalist!
Communist!
America rules! Because...
America rules!
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:17 am | #
Hey, a convert! Buddy!
Communist!
America rules! Because...
America rules!
rorschach | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:17 am | #
Hey, a convert! Buddy!
"You guys have some great lines. Everyone knows Republicans do coke and alcohol, not pot.
Gatekeeper"
You guys are just not mellow.
(Like I should know, I only drink a scotch or a bit of wine at times).
"You guys have some great lines. Everyone knows Republicans do coke and alcohol, not pot.
Gatekeeper"
You guys are just not mellow.
(Like I should know, I only drink a scotch or a bit of wine at times).
LJ, what are you apologizing for? He turned the SUV into a Japanese electric car *before* SWR said what it was.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:20 am | #
True. But as Eli said, I have a time machine.
BTW, how do you know I am a "he"? Hmmm? Are we being a bit sexist in our assumptions? I might be a "she".
LJ, what are you apologizing for? He turned the SUV into a Japanese electric car *before* SWR said what it was.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:20 am | #
True. But as Eli said, I have a time machine.
BTW, how do you know I am a "he"? Hmmm? Are we being a bit sexist in our assumptions? I might be a "she".
Eli:
I was being sarcastic, sweetie. Sometimes it doesn't show up so well in this medium. No apologies, believe me.
Rorschach:
Anarcho-syndicalist? Do I have to sign up for anything? Make any kind of [shudder] C thing? I don't have to go to meetings or any of that, do I?
Eli:
I was being sarcastic, sweetie. Sometimes it doesn't show up so well in this medium. No apologies, believe me.
Rorschach:
Anarcho-syndicalist? Do I have to sign up for anything? Make any kind of [shudder] C thing? I don't have to go to meetings or any of that, do I?
Jeepers H. Christmas.
I'm Day-Ed tired. Night my friends. Happy Christmas/catblogging dreams.
Peace out!
Jeepers H. Christmas.
I'm Day-Ed tired. Night my friends. Happy Christmas/catblogging dreams.
Peace out!
LJ, what are you apologizing for? He turned the SUV into a Japanese electric car *before* SWR said what it was.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:20 am | #
I'd actually go further than just suggest electic cars. EVERY place in the US I've lived (saved Manhattan) is in DESPERATE need of a massive public transit project with the urgency of the space program in the 1960s.
The suburbs around NYC are going to reach a point over the next decade or two where they simply can't widen the roads any more.
Then the oil problem gets geometically worse. How many cars sitting in traffic do you need before drilling in Alaska just becomes irrelevent.
LJ, what are you apologizing for? He turned the SUV into a Japanese electric car *before* SWR said what it was.
Eli | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:20 am | #
I'd actually go further than just suggest electic cars. EVERY place in the US I've lived (saved Manhattan) is in DESPERATE need of a massive public transit project with the urgency of the space program in the 1960s.
The suburbs around NYC are going to reach a point over the next decade or two where they simply can't widen the roads any more.
Then the oil problem gets geometically worse. How many cars sitting in traffic do you need before drilling in Alaska just becomes irrelevent.
You guys are just not mellow.
(Like I should know, I only drink a scotch or a bit of wine at times).
EkCenTriK | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:22 am | #
Republicans like scotch and wine too. Presidents prefer coke though.
You guys are just not mellow.
(Like I should know, I only drink a scotch or a bit of wine at times).
EkCenTriK | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:22 am | #
Republicans like scotch and wine too. Presidents prefer coke though.
To think, a Republican could have gotten his hands on the sonic screw driver, this is obviously another wicked plot of the Master.
To think, a Republican could have gotten his hands on the sonic screw driver, this is obviously another wicked plot of the Master.
I don't know what the hell you are, gatekeeper... i really think you are an it.
anyways, maybe your problem is you need to get laid. just stay away from horses and your mother.
I don't know what the hell you are, gatekeeper... i really think you are an it.
anyways, maybe your problem is you need to get laid. just stay away from horses and your mother.
BTW, how do you know I am a "he"? Hmmm? Are we being a bit sexist in our assumptions? I might be a "she".
My mistake, that was insensitive of me to assume that - I should have just used "it."
Time to sleep - someone let me know if it starts insisting that the Nazis were socialists, okay?
BTW, how do you know I am a "he"? Hmmm? Are we being a bit sexist in our assumptions? I might be a "she".
My mistake, that was insensitive of me to assume that - I should have just used "it."
Time to sleep - someone let me know if it starts insisting that the Nazis were socialists, okay?
Republicans like scotch and wine too.
Wine? You mean they buy wine from FRANCE or from that bluest of blue state California?
Traitors.
Republicans like scotch and wine too.
Wine? You mean they buy wine from FRANCE or from that bluest of blue state California?
Traitors.
I'd actually go further than just suggest electic cars. EVERY place in the US I've lived (saved Manhattan) is in DESPERATE need of a massive public transit project with the urgency of the space program in the 1960s.
The suburbs around NYC are going to reach a point over the next decade or two where they simply can't widen the roads any more.
Then the oil problem gets geometically worse. How many cars sitting in traffic do you need before drilling in Alaska just becomes irrelevent.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:25 am | #
No, no, no. The answer is to invent flying cars a la the Jetsons.
See, Republicans can be more progressive than Democrats.
I'd actually go further than just suggest electic cars. EVERY place in the US I've lived (saved Manhattan) is in DESPERATE need of a massive public transit project with the urgency of the space program in the 1960s.
The suburbs around NYC are going to reach a point over the next decade or two where they simply can't widen the roads any more.
Then the oil problem gets geometically worse. How many cars sitting in traffic do you need before drilling in Alaska just becomes irrelevent.
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:25 am | #
No, no, no. The answer is to invent flying cars a la the Jetsons.
See, Republicans can be more progressive than Democrats.
Well. Another crap thread.
Where did you say they were talikng about pulling stuff out of cat's butts?
Well. Another crap thread.
Where did you say they were talikng about pulling stuff out of cat's butts?
Traitors.
SWR
Careful there dude, Texas does some interesting stuff. The bit I drink I normally buy from a Texas Winery.
Indian owned and run the last I knew.
Traitors.
SWR
Careful there dude, Texas does some interesting stuff. The bit I drink I normally buy from a Texas Winery.
Indian owned and run the last I knew.
Darth (heh),
STFU or I'll come over to your house and steal all your Christmas stuff. That's what us liberals, do, y'know.
PS: You're still dumb as a fucking post Merry Heathen Christmas, you turd.
Darth (heh),
STFU or I'll come over to your house and steal all your Christmas stuff. That's what us liberals, do, y'know.
PS: You're still dumb as a fucking post Merry Heathen Christmas, you turd.
Rorschach:
Anarcho-syndicalist? Do I have to sign up for anything? Make any kind of [shudder] C thing? I don't have to go to meetings or any of that, do I?
Nah, you just have to have common sense and a brain between your ears.
Rorschach:
Anarcho-syndicalist? Do I have to sign up for anything? Make any kind of [shudder] C thing? I don't have to go to meetings or any of that, do I?
Nah, you just have to have common sense and a brain between your ears.
just stay away from horses and your mother.
And my mother.
just stay away from horses and your mother.
And my mother.
No, no, no. The answer is to invent flying cars a la the Jetsons.
Terrorist enabler!!! You'll have a gazillion things in the sky any future jihadi could ram into a building. Traitor!!!
No, no, no. The answer is to invent flying cars a la the Jetsons.
Terrorist enabler!!! You'll have a gazillion things in the sky any future jihadi could ram into a building. Traitor!!!
To think, a Republican could have gotten his hands on the sonic screw driver, this is obviously another wicked plot of the Master.
EkCenTriK | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:25 am | #
I heard Wolfowitz is going to play the role of Doctor Who #9.
Who knew?
To think, a Republican could have gotten his hands on the sonic screw driver, this is obviously another wicked plot of the Master.
EkCenTriK | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:25 am | #
I heard Wolfowitz is going to play the role of Doctor Who #9.
Who knew?
Well. Another crap thread.
Where did you say they were talikng about pulling stuff out of cat's butts?
Hey MisterX. Here's something for you.
Well. Another crap thread.
Where did you say they were talikng about pulling stuff out of cat's butts?
Hey MisterX. Here's something for you.
Careful there dude, Texas does some interesting stuff. The bit I drink I normally buy from a Texas Winery.
I used to drink cheap Chilean wine by the gallon. But I think it was after they got rid of Republican hero Pinochet (who was indicted for murder YAAAHH!!!).
Careful there dude, Texas does some interesting stuff. The bit I drink I normally buy from a Texas Winery.
I used to drink cheap Chilean wine by the gallon. But I think it was after they got rid of Republican hero Pinochet (who was indicted for murder YAAAHH!!!).
No, no, no. The answer is to invent flying cars a la the Jetsons.
Gatekeeper
Oooh, finally something interesting.
All I want for Christmas is a SKYCAR!
No, no, no. The answer is to invent flying cars a la the Jetsons.
Gatekeeper
Oooh, finally something interesting.
All I want for Christmas is a SKYCAR!
Terrorist enabler!!! You'll have a gazillion things in the sky any future jihadi could ram into a building. Traitor!!!
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:28 am | #
Mister Spacely will prevent tragedies from occuring.
Oh, and regarding wine, ever had wine from Chile?
Terrorist enabler!!! You'll have a gazillion things in the sky any future jihadi could ram into a building. Traitor!!!
SWR | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:28 am | #
Mister Spacely will prevent tragedies from occuring.
Oh, and regarding wine, ever had wine from Chile?
Careful there dude, Texas does some interesting stuff. The bit I drink I normally buy from a Texas Winery.
And Tito's vodka rocks!!
Careful there dude, Texas does some interesting stuff. The bit I drink I normally buy from a Texas Winery.
And Tito's vodka rocks!!
MisterX,
I'm really going to bed now, but you can find the amusing cat butt stuff on the thread below. Sick how threads get blown. Peace!
MisterX,
I'm really going to bed now, but you can find the amusing cat butt stuff on the thread below. Sick how threads get blown. Peace!
OT a bit.
The problem with cars in general is we need certain cars to do specific things. Because we can afford only so many cars, we end buying an everything vehicle somewhere along the line. SUV are a good example. But for the majority of our driving, we really need very little. I have a mini van and a small pick up. The van has better mileage and the wife uses that for work as well as the grocery store and such. The truck is my commute vehicle and I use it as a truck maybe one or twice every 30 days. If we could develop an equitable and efficient system that would permit me to have access to a truck easily for those two trips, I could get away with a very economical car. The same could be said of the van. Both cost a bit of money and while the van is 'good' on gas, it isn't a 30mpg wonder. Basically if we could have the specific use vehicle available easily in a JIT fashion, we would probably be far more economical and pay less for our cars. Consider the big trucks, if 15 people needed one twice a month and they could share one, then that is 14 big gas burners that are not needed.
OT a bit.
The problem with cars in general is we need certain cars to do specific things. Because we can afford only so many cars, we end buying an everything vehicle somewhere along the line. SUV are a good example. But for the majority of our driving, we really need very little. I have a mini van and a small pick up. The van has better mileage and the wife uses that for work as well as the grocery store and such. The truck is my commute vehicle and I use it as a truck maybe one or twice every 30 days. If we could develop an equitable and efficient system that would permit me to have access to a truck easily for those two trips, I could get away with a very economical car. The same could be said of the van. Both cost a bit of money and while the van is 'good' on gas, it isn't a 30mpg wonder. Basically if we could have the specific use vehicle available easily in a JIT fashion, we would probably be far more economical and pay less for our cars. Consider the big trucks, if 15 people needed one twice a month and they could share one, then that is 14 big gas burners that are not needed.
Oooh, finally something interesting.
All I want for Christmas is a SKYCAR!
MisterX | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:31 am | #
Hey, that is cool.
Oooh, finally something interesting.
All I want for Christmas is a SKYCAR!
MisterX | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:31 am | #
Hey, that is cool.
Hey MisterX. Here's something for you.
rorschach
HAW HAW HAW! The "Karate Cat" needs to pull SOMETHING out of his ass if he ever wants to defeat Catzilla.
Hey MisterX. Here's something for you.
rorschach
HAW HAW HAW! The "Karate Cat" needs to pull SOMETHING out of his ass if he ever wants to defeat Catzilla.
Basically if we could have the specific use vehicle available easily in a JIT fashion, we would probably be far more economical and pay less for our cars. Consider the big trucks, if 15 people needed one twice a month and they could share one, then that is 14 big gas burners that are not needed.
EkCenTriK | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:34 am | #
You can rent any kind of car or truck you want, but I think your point is that it is a matter of convience. That I would agree with.
Basically if we could have the specific use vehicle available easily in a JIT fashion, we would probably be far more economical and pay less for our cars. Consider the big trucks, if 15 people needed one twice a month and they could share one, then that is 14 big gas burners that are not needed.
EkCenTriK | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:34 am | #
You can rent any kind of car or truck you want, but I think your point is that it is a matter of convience. That I would agree with.
Isn't Trader Vic's (or was it) a fancy bar in London (and I'm only going by the Warren Zevon song).
It's a chain of bars. Not sure if every Hilton hotel has one (the London one does), but every Trader Vic's is in a Hilton.
Isn't Trader Vic's (or was it) a fancy bar in London (and I'm only going by the Warren Zevon song).
It's a chain of bars. Not sure if every Hilton hotel has one (the London one does), but every Trader Vic's is in a Hilton.
You folks aren't familiar with Trader Vic's? Have you no sense of history?
Non-Heathens. You anger TIKI.
You folks aren't familiar with Trader Vic's? Have you no sense of history?
Non-Heathens. You anger TIKI.
Not sure if every Hilton hotel has one (the London one does), but every Trader Vic's is in a Hilton.
And every Hilton has a shitter too. What's your point?
Not sure if every Hilton hotel has one (the London one does), but every Trader Vic's is in a Hilton.
And every Hilton has a shitter too. What's your point?
Or so I was told. Maybe they used to have a deal with Hilton, but they are all over now.
Or so I was told. Maybe they used to have a deal with Hilton, but they are all over now.
Note to you "swarthy Americans"--public opinion may be in favor of the barbed wire.
Meanwhile, ain't no democracy in Washington.
Note to you "swarthy Americans"--public opinion may be in favor of the barbed wire.
Meanwhile, ain't no democracy in Washington.
Because we can afford only so many cars, we end buying an everything vehicle somewhere along the line. SUV are a good example. But for the majority of our driving, we really need very little.
I don't get SUVs. I really don't. I had the use of my mom's Envoy when she left it with me during a business trip. I hardly used the thing. My Avalon carried more groceries, even when I put one side of the backseat down in the Envoy, since the LJ spawn was back there. Speaking of him, the Avalon had more leg room and the backseat was wider. And the Avalon handled better and had better gas mileage. I guess if I'd needed to transport something really tall, yeah, it would have been better than the Avalon. But not by much. Not if I needed to carry more than one passenger. And if I really, really want to lug around a ton of stuff, I'll get a Lincoln Town Car before I'd get an SUV. Has anyone seen the size of those trunks? My 6'2 son got in it and had plenty of room!
Anyway, when Mom lent me her GMC supercab 3/4 ton truck--that sucker, I used a lot. Terrible gas mileage, but dang could it carry a lot of stuff. I loved it.
Because we can afford only so many cars, we end buying an everything vehicle somewhere along the line. SUV are a good example. But for the majority of our driving, we really need very little.
I don't get SUVs. I really don't. I had the use of my mom's Envoy when she left it with me during a business trip. I hardly used the thing. My Avalon carried more groceries, even when I put one side of the backseat down in the Envoy, since the LJ spawn was back there. Speaking of him, the Avalon had more leg room and the backseat was wider. And the Avalon handled better and had better gas mileage. I guess if I'd needed to transport something really tall, yeah, it would have been better than the Avalon. But not by much. Not if I needed to carry more than one passenger. And if I really, really want to lug around a ton of stuff, I'll get a Lincoln Town Car before I'd get an SUV. Has anyone seen the size of those trunks? My 6'2 son got in it and had plenty of room!
Anyway, when Mom lent me her GMC supercab 3/4 ton truck--that sucker, I used a lot. Terrible gas mileage, but dang could it carry a lot of stuff. I loved it.
Republican stripes? What, do they flouresce yellow whenever an Army recruiter comes near?
Nah, they flouresce whenever they're around money or whores.
Or preznits of the chimpy variety.
Republican stripes? What, do they flouresce yellow whenever an Army recruiter comes near?
Nah, they flouresce whenever they're around money or whores.
Or preznits of the chimpy variety.
And every Hilton has a shitter too. What's your point?
Shit on a Brick
That one of the characteristics of the chain was a relationship of some sort with the Hilton hotel chain. What's your problem with that?
And every Hilton has a shitter too. What's your point?
Shit on a Brick
That one of the characteristics of the chain was a relationship of some sort with the Hilton hotel chain. What's your problem with that?
Uh, guys, not to be sensible or anything, but how about driving an economical car that gets great gas mileage, and possibly renting a truck or van on the rare occasion when you might need one.
I've been doing it for years. I spend maybe $25 a month on gas.
Uh, guys, not to be sensible or anything, but how about driving an economical car that gets great gas mileage, and possibly renting a truck or van on the rare occasion when you might need one.
I've been doing it for years. I spend maybe $25 a month on gas.
Meanwhile, ain't no democracy in Washington.
No democracy anywhere, as long as Republicans have their way.
Meanwhile, ain't no democracy in Washington.
No democracy anywhere, as long as Republicans have their way.
That one of the characteristics of the chain was a relationship of some sort with the Hilton hotel chain. What's your problem with that?
orbitron | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:49 am | #
I missed the upthread discussion and though you were trolling.
Sorry.
That one of the characteristics of the chain was a relationship of some sort with the Hilton hotel chain. What's your problem with that?
orbitron | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 1:49 am | #
I missed the upthread discussion and though you were trolling.
Sorry.
Uh, guys, not to be sensible or anything, but how about driving an economical car that gets great gas mileage, and possibly renting a truck or van on the rare occasion when you might need one.
I've been doing it for years. I spend maybe $25 a month on gas.
Yup. I've had over a dozen addresses in the past ten years, and rented a truck only once (you just don't need much stuff).
One blissful memory is lying drunk upon my mattress as it was being hauled across New Orleans in the back of the pick up of a guy I'd just met in a bar, right after my marriage dissolved.
Uh, guys, not to be sensible or anything, but how about driving an economical car that gets great gas mileage, and possibly renting a truck or van on the rare occasion when you might need one.
I've been doing it for years. I spend maybe $25 a month on gas.
Yup. I've had over a dozen addresses in the past ten years, and rented a truck only once (you just don't need much stuff).
One blissful memory is lying drunk upon my mattress as it was being hauled across New Orleans in the back of the pick up of a guy I'd just met in a bar, right after my marriage dissolved.
Sorry.
Shit on a Brick
No prob.
Sorry.
Shit on a Brick
No prob.
Typical. Scream about saving America while you buy foreign made products.
Obviously gatefreeper hasn't checked the model, brand, and point of manufacture for the InstaParrot's car.
Typical. Scream about saving America while you buy foreign made products.
Obviously gatefreeper hasn't checked the model, brand, and point of manufacture for the InstaParrot's car.
...lying drunk upon my mattress as it was being hauled across New Orleans in the back of the pick up of a guy I'd just met in a bar,
That could be a movie pitch.
you should write a screenplay.
...lying drunk upon my mattress as it was being hauled across New Orleans in the back of the pick up of a guy I'd just met in a bar,
That could be a movie pitch.
you should write a screenplay.
Has anyone seen the size of those trunks? My 6'2 son got in it and had plenty of room! - LJ
My buddy and I BOTH rode in the trunk of my 1975 Cadillac Coupe deVille to the local VFW. We're both over six feet tall. The only thing that worried me was when he lit a cigarette in there and I realized we were lying on top of a 26-gallon gas tank.
Boy that thing got lousy mileage. 500 c.i. of reckless gasoline consumption.
I sure miss her, though.
Has anyone seen the size of those trunks? My 6'2 son got in it and had plenty of room! - LJ
My buddy and I BOTH rode in the trunk of my 1975 Cadillac Coupe deVille to the local VFW. We're both over six feet tall. The only thing that worried me was when he lit a cigarette in there and I realized we were lying on top of a 26-gallon gas tank.
Boy that thing got lousy mileage. 500 c.i. of reckless gasoline consumption.
I sure miss her, though.
Obviously gatefreeper hasn't checked the model, brand, and point of manufacture for the InstaParrot's car.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 2:04 am | #
No I haven't. Please enlighten me.
Obviously gatefreeper hasn't checked the model, brand, and point of manufacture for the InstaParrot's car.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 2:04 am | #
No I haven't. Please enlighten me.
fourlegsgood
That is what I meant in my post. But the method of renting and delivery of product needs to be refined.
I do visits to the lumber and hardware stores, nurserys and such. A lot of those trips are not planned days in advance. To rent a vehicle, get it to the house and then back is not time efficient and the rental fees can be large. What I am saying if we take a look at this and find a good model for facilitating the need that is convenient, it might be a good way to go.
fourlegsgood
That is what I meant in my post. But the method of renting and delivery of product needs to be refined.
I do visits to the lumber and hardware stores, nurserys and such. A lot of those trips are not planned days in advance. To rent a vehicle, get it to the house and then back is not time efficient and the rental fees can be large. What I am saying if we take a look at this and find a good model for facilitating the need that is convenient, it might be a good way to go.
...lying drunk upon my mattress as it was being hauled across New Orleans in the back of the pick up of a guy I'd just met in a bar,
That could be a movie pitch.
you should write a screenplay.
That is just the tiniest bit. I should, perhaps, write a memoir, of my insane days...
...lying drunk upon my mattress as it was being hauled across New Orleans in the back of the pick up of a guy I'd just met in a bar,
That could be a movie pitch.
you should write a screenplay.
That is just the tiniest bit. I should, perhaps, write a memoir, of my insane days...
SWR -The problem with any international organization that only includes Democratic countries is that it wouldn't include China.
It also wouldn't include the USofA since according to the Little Green Raelians, it's not a democracy, it's a republic. Besides the Little Green Raelians despise Democratic things, so they wouldn't want to be a member of an organisation set up for Democratic countries.
But it would include the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the Lao People's Democratic Republic, since they both have Democratic right there in the name.
SWR -The problem with any international organization that only includes Democratic countries is that it wouldn't include China.
It also wouldn't include the USofA since according to the Little Green Raelians, it's not a democracy, it's a republic. Besides the Little Green Raelians despise Democratic things, so they wouldn't want to be a member of an organisation set up for Democratic countries.
But it would include the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the Lao People's Democratic Republic, since they both have Democratic right there in the name.
My buddy and I BOTH rode in the trunk of my 1975 Cadillac Coupe deVille to the local VFW. We're both over six feet tall. The only thing that worried me was when he lit a cigarette in there and I realized we were lying on top of a 26-gallon gas tank.
I won't mention what I did for the first time in a mid-70s Cadillac Coupe deVille. But I can vouch for the car's behemoth dimensions.
My buddy and I BOTH rode in the trunk of my 1975 Cadillac Coupe deVille to the local VFW. We're both over six feet tall. The only thing that worried me was when he lit a cigarette in there and I realized we were lying on top of a 26-gallon gas tank.
I won't mention what I did for the first time in a mid-70s Cadillac Coupe deVille. But I can vouch for the car's behemoth dimensions.
gatefreeper - Please enlighten me.
Enlightenment will arrive when you surrender your preconceptions and attachments to your view of the world.
Either that or I'd tell ya, but only on the condition that ya start a thread at the FreeRepublic about the InstaParrot not being a good 'Murikan.
gatefreeper - Please enlighten me.
Enlightenment will arrive when you surrender your preconceptions and attachments to your view of the world.
Either that or I'd tell ya, but only on the condition that ya start a thread at the FreeRepublic about the InstaParrot not being a good 'Murikan.
Either that or I'd tell ya, but only on the condition that ya start a thread at the FreeRepublic about the InstaParrot not being a good 'Murikan.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 2:14 am | #
What is Freerepublic?
Either that or I'd tell ya, but only on the condition that ya start a thread at the FreeRepublic about the InstaParrot not being a good 'Murikan.
Tom - Daai Tou Laam | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 2:14 am | #
What is Freerepublic?
And let me just thank, once again, all the folks who have helped me out in the wake of the flood" that ruined my house.
Thank you.
And let me just thank, once again, all the folks who have helped me out in the wake of the flood" that ruined my house.
Thank you.
What is a Merkin and why does Bush keeps saying he's one?
A Merkin is a wig to replace pubic hair for people (well, women, mainly, I think) who have never had any, or who have lost it due to ill health, or what have you.
http://www9.general-hosting.com/...XM-Beaches/amc/
What is a Merkin and why does Bush keeps saying he's one?
A Merkin is a wig to replace pubic hair for people (well, women, mainly, I think) who have never had any, or who have lost it due to ill health, or what have you.
http://www9.general-hosting.com/...XM-Beaches/amc/
please do, rorschach! I know I'd be interested.
As for the trolls, go eat some tinsel. C'mon, it's shiny...
please do, rorschach! I know I'd be interested.
As for the trolls, go eat some tinsel. C'mon, it's shiny...
please do, rorschach! I know I'd be interested.
As for the trolls, go eat some tinsel. C'mon, it's shiny...
Mmmm... tinsel...
So many felonies, so little time. Perhaps someday, once I get tenure.
please do, rorschach! I know I'd be interested.
As for the trolls, go eat some tinsel. C'mon, it's shiny...
Mmmm... tinsel...
So many felonies, so little time. Perhaps someday, once I get tenure.
I won't mention what I did for the first time in a mid-70s Cadillac Coupe deVille. But I can vouch for the car's behemoth dimensions.
LJ
Actually, the front seat area was roomier than the back seat area, which required a giant shoehorn to extricate passengers out of.
The most fun I ever had with that 4062-pound, 19-foot-long beast was when we would pull up in front of a bar like we were in a 1970s TV cop show... we'd come squealing up to a wallowing stop with at least one front wheel up on the sidewalk, sometimes both, scattering any street-types... I'd slap the hazard lights on, we'd all bust out of the car and run into the bar, leaving all the doors open and the engine running, just like undercover narcotics officers (at least those portrayed on TV). We'd order a beer, sip it calmly, then leave to go to the next bar, and do the same thing again. No one ever molested the Caddy.
Good times.
I won't mention what I did for the first time in a mid-70s Cadillac Coupe deVille. But I can vouch for the car's behemoth dimensions.
LJ
Actually, the front seat area was roomier than the back seat area, which required a giant shoehorn to extricate passengers out of.
The most fun I ever had with that 4062-pound, 19-foot-long beast was when we would pull up in front of a bar like we were in a 1970s TV cop show... we'd come squealing up to a wallowing stop with at least one front wheel up on the sidewalk, sometimes both, scattering any street-types... I'd slap the hazard lights on, we'd all bust out of the car and run into the bar, leaving all the doors open and the engine running, just like undercover narcotics officers (at least those portrayed on TV). We'd order a beer, sip it calmly, then leave to go to the next bar, and do the same thing again. No one ever molested the Caddy.
Good times.
rorschach- email me- I think we may work in close proximity.
The kitty sumo wrestling was funny- I got that in an email at work a few months back.
rorschach- email me- I think we may work in close proximity.
The kitty sumo wrestling was funny- I got that in an email at work a few months back.
we may very well, 4lg-- But tell me again why I should e-mail you? No offense, just curious.
we may very well, 4lg-- But tell me again why I should e-mail you? No offense, just curious.
Yeah, that takes me back to my clubbing days. God how I used to love to dance. Not a care in the world, back then. It was just me and the music. That's all. Just.me.and.the.music.
Yeah, that takes me back to my clubbing days. God how I used to love to dance. Not a care in the world, back then. It was just me and the music. That's all. Just.me.and.the.music.
rorschact, no reason, I was just curious- I answered my own question.
rorschact, no reason, I was just curious- I answered my own question.
Sometimes, I'd take my shirt off so the people could admire my tanned pecs flexing as I moved on the dance floor.
Sometimes, I'd take my shirt off so the people could admire my tanned pecs flexing as I moved on the dance floor.
Sometimes, I'd take my shirt off so the people could admire my tanned pecs flexing as I moved on the dance floor.
And yet, no one cares.
Sometimes, I'd take my shirt off so the people could admire my tanned pecs flexing as I moved on the dance floor.
And yet, no one cares.
And yet, no one cares.
rorschach
I was an untamed and impulsive creature back then.
And yet, no one cares.
rorschach
I was an untamed and impulsive creature back then.
John Travolta in his day didn't NOTHING on me.
John Travolta in his day didn't NOTHING on me.
Course, all that dancing got me hungry so I'd stop off at Murrell's Diner and have a huge monster chicken fried steak smoothered in gravy.
Course, all that dancing got me hungry so I'd stop off at Murrell's Diner and have a huge monster chicken fried steak smoothered in gravy.
smothered
smothered
I got off work awile ago and I heard some strange scratching noise and I was looking around for it. String was stitting on top of some reed shelves which are about 15 feet tall sharpening his claws. I was wondering how he did that and started toward him and he jumped off scaled the couch in two bounds and disappeared up my weight bench. He's settled down now but for the first hour after my being home, he was acting squirrely. Anyways, a little later he darted out of the bathroom for no apparent reason (and he's extremely fast because he used to be wild) and bounded across the room hopped on the couch and ran right up the shelf.
I got off work awile ago and I heard some strange scratching noise and I was looking around for it. String was stitting on top of some reed shelves which are about 15 feet tall sharpening his claws. I was wondering how he did that and started toward him and he jumped off scaled the couch in two bounds and disappeared up my weight bench. He's settled down now but for the first hour after my being home, he was acting squirrely. Anyways, a little later he darted out of the bathroom for no apparent reason (and he's extremely fast because he used to be wild) and bounded across the room hopped on the couch and ran right up the shelf.
fascinating, Incog.
fascinating, Incog.
up = under
up = under
It was surprising to me. I keep my bedroom closed while I'm going because he's still too wild.
It was surprising to me. I keep my bedroom closed while I'm going because he's still too wild.
Jeez, I like the cold weather but this is like wicked cold chilly. It's different from what I've ever experienced.
Jeez, I like the cold weather but this is like wicked cold chilly. It's different from what I've ever experienced.
Philly G just misses the old days when he and tomaig would be stupid over at Counterspin.
Philly G just misses the old days when he and tomaig would be stupid over at Counterspin.
I think String calms down when I'm home. He's acting very mature and not buggy like he was for the first hour.
I think String calms down when I'm home. He's acting very mature and not buggy like he was for the first hour.
bugey, I think. Or maybe, bug-ey.
bugey, I think. Or maybe, bug-ey.
Maybe I should leave a radio of TV on.
Maybe I should leave a radio of TV on.
of = or
It's been a very long day. I hate Fridays and although I'm tired as fuck, I make myself stay up as long as I can so I can switch over to working nights from days after hopefully sleeping late tomorrow for the weekends.
of = or
It's been a very long day. I hate Fridays and although I'm tired as fuck, I make myself stay up as long as I can so I can switch over to working nights from days after hopefully sleeping late tomorrow for the weekends.
The remake of Dawn of the Dead is dogshit. Don't bother. Seriously.
Please, learn from my mistakes.
The remake of Dawn of the Dead is dogshit. Don't bother. Seriously.
Please, learn from my mistakes.
I was hoping to start a dialogue to keep me up by goofing around but I seemed to have scared others off.
I was hoping to start a dialogue to keep me up by goofing around but I seemed to have scared others off.
Do you realize that you are talking to yourself?
Do you realize that you are talking to yourself?
Do you realize that you are talking to yourself?
rorschach
I thought that might be the case but maybe not.
Do you realize that you are talking to yourself?
rorschach
I thought that might be the case but maybe not.
Anyway, I've been thinking more about leaving. I don't want to be called a coward. But I have a lot of notoriety from my writing locally as a gay guy and not because I can't write worth a shit so I would be high on the list for the fundies and I don't want to be sitting here warning when they come knocking on my own door. So I can make money I'll probably need at another job and might stop posting here as much in the future. Doesn't mean I don't love you all and although I love the drama and all, I really do need to start making plans.
Anyway, I've been thinking more about leaving. I don't want to be called a coward. But I have a lot of notoriety from my writing locally as a gay guy and not because I can't write worth a shit so I would be high on the list for the fundies and I don't want to be sitting here warning when they come knocking on my own door. So I can make money I'll probably need at another job and might stop posting here as much in the future. Doesn't mean I don't love you all and although I love the drama and all, I really do need to start making plans.
Not that posting here is a job but the time I spend here posting I could be making money. It's over.
Not that posting here is a job but the time I spend here posting I could be making money. It's over.
And I've never convinced through all my pleading and I've always been correct, not the first person. Nobody believes me even now. I've spent 6 years of my life full-time trying to reach them only to find out they're not worth it. That's bitter.
And I've never convinced through all my pleading and I've always been correct, not the first person. Nobody believes me even now. I've spent 6 years of my life full-time trying to reach them only to find out they're not worth it. That's bitter.
Good evening Mr. President. Does Laura know your up this late?
Good evening Mr. President. Does Laura know your up this late?
This society is not worth it and deserves its fate. Get out while you can is my last advice.
This society is not worth it and deserves its fate. Get out while you can is my last advice.
Are you going to argue with a Gary Frazier wing nut who now number in the millions finally forcing you to acknowledge them if only for their dangerous sanctimonious idiocy?
Are you going to argue with a Gary Frazier wing nut who now number in the millions finally forcing you to acknowledge them if only for their dangerous sanctimonious idiocy?
Steve, how's your sis doing?
Steve, how's your sis doing?
Are you going to argue with someone who maintains the world is only a little older than the bible the rest of your life?
Are you going to argue with someone who maintains the world is only a little older than the bible the rest of your life?
These people are going to destroy this country and you better be making plans to join other like-minded someplace else. This isn't something you can fight. It has to destroy itself. All you can do is move as far away as possible while it learns through the process andanother 40 or 50 years afterwards before it re-emerges again.
These people are going to destroy this country and you better be making plans to join other like-minded someplace else. This isn't something you can fight. It has to destroy itself. All you can do is move as far away as possible while it learns through the process andanother 40 or 50 years afterwards before it re-emerges again.
It has always been an inner struggle. Between family and my real life I've always been pulled in opposite directions. I should write a book about it one day. Sometimes I don't like my friends. Isn't that odd? The thing is, this world doesn't seem to like me. Isn't that odd? My parents had to learn to accept me. It was hard for them. But still, those people across the street are constantly judging me. isn't that odd? I would move to Canada but it is more satisfying to to be southern and note how odd it is.
It has always been an inner struggle. Between family and my real life I've always been pulled in opposite directions. I should write a book about it one day. Sometimes I don't like my friends. Isn't that odd? The thing is, this world doesn't seem to like me. Isn't that odd? My parents had to learn to accept me. It was hard for them. But still, those people across the street are constantly judging me. isn't that odd? I would move to Canada but it is more satisfying to to be southern and note how odd it is.
I just kicked the shit outta String. Sent him sailing.
I just kicked the shit outta String. Sent him sailing.
Jeez, I can't a rise out of anyone tonight into the morning. I didn't kick String although he's been highly agitated. I've been throwing him actual hockey immitation pucks and he loves them.
Jeez, I can't a rise out of anyone tonight into the morning. I didn't kick String although he's been highly agitated. I've been throwing him actual hockey immitation pucks and he loves them.
Seriously though, I wont deal with String if he keeps this shit up. It's getting to be too much.
Seriously though, I wont deal with String if he keeps this shit up. It's getting to be too much.
He can go to another home tomorrow.
He can go to another home tomorrow.
OK, I just chambered a round on my 38. If he keeps this crazed shit up, I;m going to have to pick him off mid-stride.
OK, I just chambered a round on my 38. If he keeps this crazed shit up, I;m going to have to pick him off mid-stride.
Little fucker is in the bathroon now eating. I can hear him crunching on the hard cat food like it's cool and shit...
Little fucker is in the bathroon now eating. I can hear him crunching on the hard cat food like it's cool and shit...
I think I accidently just broke his tail....
I think I accidently just broke his tail....
I was pretty sure you didn't kick String. You don't seem to be the abusive type.
I was pretty sure you didn't kick String. You don't seem to be the abusive type.
This is early morning chatting now...
This is early morning chatting now...
A Merkin is a wig to replace pubic hair for people (well, women, mainly, I think
I'm curious why you think a merkin would be mainly for women?
Oh and good morning all.
A Merkin is a wig to replace pubic hair for people (well, women, mainly, I think
I'm curious why you think a merkin would be mainly for women?
Oh and good morning all.
I'm curious why you think a merkin would be mainly for women?
Sweet Sue
This link kind of elaborates a little bit...
I'm curious why you think a merkin would be mainly for women?
Sweet Sue
This link kind of elaborates a little bit...
Thanks for the link, notEsfahan.
Instructive; still, it was never my understanding that merkins were gender specific.
Thanks for the link, notEsfahan.
Instructive; still, it was never my understanding that merkins were gender specific.
Sweet Sue
Not sure this adds a great deal to the great merkin mystery, but it is kind of funny...Link
Sweet Sue
Not sure this adds a great deal to the great merkin mystery, but it is kind of funny...Link
...and this is quite funny as well.
...and this is quite funny as well.
Good morning people.
Did your infant daughters wake you up from bed at the crack of dawn asking you if it were christmas and could they open their presents too?
MYOB'
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Good morning people.
Did your infant daughters wake you up from bed at the crack of dawn asking you if it were christmas and could they open their presents too?
MYOB'
.
The remake of Dawn of the Dead is dogshit. Don't bother. Seriously.
Please, learn from my mistakes.
EvilJunglePrince1 | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 3:57 am | #
It really wasn't that much better than the 1980's original. But the concept was ok. There were just too many suspensions of my dibelief for me to accept. I'm far too much of a cynic to accept most any plausible scneario on tv or movies nowadays. I'm always going "Ahh shit! That would never happen like that!"
MYOB'
.
Bushboy's war continues to produce death and/or dismemberment for many innocent people in Iraq.
They (the rightwing media) keep saying the world is better off without Saddam in power, which might be true, but what is even more valid is that the world would be far better off without Bushboy, the delusional incompetent, in power.
The remake of Dawn of the Dead is dogshit. Don't bother. Seriously.
Please, learn from my mistakes.
EvilJunglePrince1 | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 3:57 am | #
It really wasn't that much better than the 1980's original. But the concept was ok. There were just too many suspensions of my dibelief for me to accept. I'm far too much of a cynic to accept most any plausible scneario on tv or movies nowadays. I'm always going "Ahh shit! That would never happen like that!"
MYOB'
.
Bushboy's war continues to produce death and/or dismemberment for many innocent people in Iraq.
They (the rightwing media) keep saying the world is better off without Saddam in power, which might be true, but what is even more valid is that the world would be far better off without Bushboy, the delusional incompetent, in power.
Without the takeover of the media by the rightwing in the last decade, Bushboy & the Goopers would not control government as they do.
The rise of FAUX NEWS, Clear Channel, Sinclair Broadcasting and the corporate cowardice of the major networks have left America in a lurch.
The messages now fed constantly to the American public is that Bushboy is "competent and good" when, in fact, he is neither.
Without the takeover of the media by the rightwing in the last decade, Bushboy & the Goopers would not control government as they do.
The rise of FAUX NEWS, Clear Channel, Sinclair Broadcasting and the corporate cowardice of the major networks have left America in a lurch.
The messages now fed constantly to the American public is that Bushboy is "competent and good" when, in fact, he is neither.
MYOB sez:
Good morning people.
Did your infant daughters wake you up from bed at the crack of dawn asking you if it were christmas and could they open their presents too?
Well, I don't have no infant daughters but my cousin sent her xmas gift. Muffins. English muffins. A whole box of English Muffins.
Muffins.
Yay.
.
MYOB sez:
Good morning people.
Did your infant daughters wake you up from bed at the crack of dawn asking you if it were christmas and could they open their presents too?
Well, I don't have no infant daughters but my cousin sent her xmas gift. Muffins. English muffins. A whole box of English Muffins.
Muffins.
Yay.
.
Good morning MYOB
My seven-month-old son was eyeing off the shiny wrapping paper this morning. Does that qualify as 'intent to open presents', or is that a bit of a stretch?
Good morning MYOB
My seven-month-old son was eyeing off the shiny wrapping paper this morning. Does that qualify as 'intent to open presents', or is that a bit of a stretch?
Morning, all.
There were just too many suspensions of my dibelief for me to accept. I'm far too much of a cynic to accept most any plausible scneario on tv or movies nowadays. I'm always going "Ahh shit! That would never happen like that!"
MYOB'
.
MYOB | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 7:25 am
Could be worse. You could be one of the Talkbackers at Ain't It Cool News, savaging directors who didn't make a special effect look like it's supposed to look, or somesuch.
Morning, all.
There were just too many suspensions of my dibelief for me to accept. I'm far too much of a cynic to accept most any plausible scneario on tv or movies nowadays. I'm always going "Ahh shit! That would never happen like that!"
MYOB'
.
MYOB | Email | Homepage | 12.18.04 - 7:25 am
Could be worse. You could be one of the Talkbackers at Ain't It Cool News, savaging directors who didn't make a special effect look like it's supposed to look, or somesuch.
No Bobo column today in the New York Times.
So how about a little Alternative History Bobo? -- for King & Colony
No Bobo column today in the New York Times.
So how about a little Alternative History Bobo? -- for King & Colony
Smirk's dreaming of a shit Christmas,
Squatting behind his bathroom walls.
While his goon squad hacks
Plan to screw the blacks,
And kick old people in the balls.
Smirk's dreaming of a shit Christmas,
Perched on his toilet bowl of gold.
May his dick dismember and fold,
And may all his Christmas ass be cold.
Smirk's dreaming of a shit Christmas,
Squatting behind his bathroom walls.
While his goon squad hacks
Plan to screw the blacks,
And kick old people in the balls.
Smirk's dreaming of a shit Christmas,
Perched on his toilet bowl of gold.
May his dick dismember and fold,
And may all his Christmas ass be cold.
No kids over here except me. And if they were here, they wouldn't be allowed anywhere near my action figures.
No kids over here except me. And if they were here, they wouldn't be allowed anywhere near my action figures.
Heh. And Lime Rickey starts us off with a smile. Thanks, dude.
Heh. And Lime Rickey starts us off with a smile. Thanks, dude.
christmas cats!!! i was hoping he would do christmas cats (i knew he would).
CATS LOVE CHRISTMAS!
actually i think it's the tree, but hey, we all have our gods. one way or another.
i wish i could cat blog, so everyone could see how much my grey cat looks like atrios' grey cat. ohh, and my little black cat tai, (his sister).
christmas cats!!! i was hoping he would do christmas cats (i knew he would).
CATS LOVE CHRISTMAS!
actually i think it's the tree, but hey, we all have our gods. one way or another.
i wish i could cat blog, so everyone could see how much my grey cat looks like atrios' grey cat. ohh, and my little black cat tai, (his sister).
filkertom:
I'm trying to improve the lyrics of standard Christmas songs. Irving Berlin's not around anymore, so I don't suppose he'll be sending any thank yous.
filkertom:
I'm trying to improve the lyrics of standard Christmas songs. Irving Berlin's not around anymore, so I don't suppose he'll be sending any thank yous.
That was very good, Lime Rickey. I almost snorted grits up my nose!
That was very good, Lime Rickey. I almost snorted grits up my nose!
And if they were here, they wouldn't be allowed anywhere near my action figures.
That's what Bob says about Liddy when he hasn't restocked on blue pills.
Eh, a weak rebozo attempt, but I've only downed one cup of coffee and have to haul my ass downtown now.
Ciao.
And if they were here, they wouldn't be allowed anywhere near my action figures.
That's what Bob says about Liddy when he hasn't restocked on blue pills.
Eh, a weak rebozo attempt, but I've only downed one cup of coffee and have to haul my ass downtown now.
Ciao.
Why do I listen to Scott Simon?
Smamy bastard.
.
Why do I listen to Scott Simon?
Smamy bastard.
.
And may all his Christmas ass be cold.
i second that emotion. unfortunately we will all get a ride on that sleigh.
Sleigh bells ring'n....
And may all his Christmas ass be cold.
i second that emotion. unfortunately we will all get a ride on that sleigh.
Sleigh bells ring'n....
charley:
Don't buy your wife or girlfriend a vacuum cleaner for Christmas. They suck.
charley:
Don't buy your wife or girlfriend a vacuum cleaner for Christmas. They suck.
Aah, the Berlin estate gets testy about such things anyway. Goodness knows I don't worry about such things when parodying -- but, then, big fish/teeny tiny pond (filk music being the vast worldwide phenomenon it isn't 
...).
Chimp's got Rumsfeld going under fire,
Slack-jawed, sniping at the Joes,
New appointees that all sing like a choir,
And Chimp dressed up like G. I. Joe.
Everybody knows
That turkey of a missile shield
Helps to make us look insane,
Tiny missiles with their radar afield
Will find it hard to target stuff again.
We know that Social Security
Is troubled -- might as well go on a spending spree,
And every mother's child is going to die,
So who needs Medicare -- suck up and say goodbye.
And so I'm offering this simple ape,
This git who won in states not blue,
Although you've been screwed many times, many ways,
Better hang on -- he's not through.
Aah, the Berlin estate gets testy about such things anyway. Goodness knows I don't worry about such things when parodying -- but, then, big fish/teeny tiny pond (filk music being the vast worldwide phenomenon it isn't ...).
Chimp's got Rumsfeld going under fire,
Slack-jawed, sniping at the Joes,
New appointees that all sing like a choir,
And Chimp dressed up like G. I. Joe.
Everybody knows
That turkey of a missile shield
Helps to make us look insane,
Tiny missiles with their radar afield
Will find it hard to target stuff again.
We know that Social Security
Is troubled -- might as well go on a spending spree,
And every mother's child is going to die,
So who needs Medicare -- suck up and say goodbye.
And so I'm offering this simple ape,
This git who won in states not blue,
Although you've been screwed many times, many ways,
Better hang on -- he's not through.
Ah, a fellow "poet" guy.
Ah, a fellow "poet" guy.
You've seen my page, right? I'm a small-press indy musician.
You've seen my page, right? I'm a small-press indy musician.
Regarding a previous thread
There is as much truth the notion that Social Security is in crisis as there is in the notion that Iraq had something to do with 9-11
Regarding a previous thread
There is as much truth the notion that Social Security is in crisis as there is in the notion that Iraq had something to do with 9-11
Okay - I want to cat blog too. 
I set up a blogger account to share with my family and figured I could add pix of cats there. I am using Mozilla so I needed to use flicker to upload pictures, but now can't find the *(&(* url of the picture itself to post to the blog.
Do I need this in this early in the morning.
Incog - are you okay - you were beginning to sound a bit wiggy as far as String is concerned.
Okay - I want to cat blog too. I set up a blogger account to share with my family and figured I could add pix of cats there. I am using Mozilla so I needed to use flicker to upload pictures, but now can't find the *(&(* url of the picture itself to post to the blog.
Do I need this in this early in the morning.
Incog - are you okay - you were beginning to sound a bit wiggy as far as String is concerned.
MYOB
Did your infant daughters wake you up from bed at the crack of dawn asking you if it were christmas and could they open their presents too?
Big favor? Please don't repeat the increasingly painful societally presumptive meme that implies, strongly, non-possession of children is 'off'. Children are nice. They aren't universal. The whole 'family' thing wears pretty thin too.
MYOB
Did your infant daughters wake you up from bed at the crack of dawn asking you if it were christmas and could they open their presents too?
Big favor? Please don't repeat the increasingly painful societally presumptive meme that implies, strongly, non-possession of children is 'off'. Children are nice. They aren't universal. The whole 'family' thing wears pretty thin too.
QuiltLady: I suspect -- okay, I hope -- it wasn't really Incog.
Do you have a "picutures" or "images" folder set up? Where precisely did you upload the images to? (We can continue this in e-mail if you'd like some help and don't want to do it on the thread.)
QuiltLady: I suspect -- okay, I hope -- it wasn't really Incog.
Do you have a "picutures" or "images" folder set up? Where precisely did you upload the images to? (We can continue this in e-mail if you'd like some help and don't want to do it on the thread.)
Hang tough, GWPDA. God bless and keep the children... far away from us.
Hang tough, GWPDA. God bless and keep the children... far away from us.
filkertom:
I just checked it out. Quite impressive.
filkertom:
I just checked it out. Quite impressive.
Lime Rickey: Thanks. Keeps me off the streets -- right now literally. (Must... crack... down... work on... new material... no... NO... must... BLOG... or at least... play Neverwinter Nights....)
Lime Rickey: Thanks. Keeps me off the streets -- right now literally. (Must... crack... down... work on... new material... no... NO... must... BLOG... or at least... play Neverwinter Nights....)
I'm kinda stuck in a June, Moon, Spoon time warp.
I'm kinda stuck in a June, Moon, Spoon time warp.
And this is bad because...? Just out of curiousity, did you ever see Movie Movie?
And this is bad because...? Just out of curiousity, did you ever see Movie Movie?
Uh, no. Does it have to do with writing song lyrics?