I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Merry Christmas all!
Merry Christmas all!
Wow. It IS like pure, driven snow.
Happy holidays and all that implies, Dr. & Mrs. A and gatos.
Wow. It IS like pure, driven snow.
Happy holidays and all that implies, Dr. & Mrs. A and gatos.
Don't forget, folks --
JESUS WAS GAY!
Don't forget, folks --
JESUS WAS GAY!
JESUS WAS GAY!
Damn. And according to that article, he was at least a partial necrophiliac.
JESUS WAS GAY!
Damn. And according to that article, he was at least a partial necrophiliac.
JESUS WAS GAY
David...have you sent this to any of the rabid wing-nut sites?
Their little heads'd be poppin' like Orville Redenbachers' best.
JESUS WAS GAY
David...have you sent this to any of the rabid wing-nut sites?
Their little heads'd be poppin' like Orville Redenbachers' best.
Wouldn't that be the ultimate poetic justice on the Christian religious evangelical movement if Jesus were gay?!!!
I gotta go to the parientals, but Merry Happy Christmas fucking and Happy Festivus to all!
My daughter asked me yesterday if we could get a Festivus pole for next year. She said it takes too long to decorate the tree.
I laughed my ass off ~ if only she could see the comments on this blog earlier in the week!
Wouldn't that be the ultimate poetic justice on the Christian religious evangelical movement if Jesus were gay?!!!
I gotta go to the parientals, but Merry Happy Christmas fucking and Happy Festivus to all!
My daughter asked me yesterday if we could get a Festivus pole for next year. She said it takes too long to decorate the tree.
I laughed my ass off ~ if only she could see the comments on this blog earlier in the week!
progressives need to buy a teevee station.
merica is all about teevee - this is how the masses are controlled.
think about it - a progressive channel on par with fauxnews and a newspaper on par with washtimes!!!
either that idea or the blue states need to secede. Seriously - what do the red states have that we need?
NOTHING we cant get from the rest of the world.
I hate livin in a country where the majority thinks women's choice is baby-killing and 'kill a fag for jesus' is a popular tee-shirt.
merry f-ing xmas!!!!
progressives need to buy a teevee station.
merica is all about teevee - this is how the masses are controlled.
think about it - a progressive channel on par with fauxnews and a newspaper on par with washtimes!!!
either that idea or the blue states need to secede. Seriously - what do the red states have that we need?
NOTHING we cant get from the rest of the world.
I hate livin in a country where the majority thinks women's choice is baby-killing and 'kill a fag for jesus' is a popular tee-shirt.
merry f-ing xmas!!!!
If the gifts you placed under the tree looked pretty sloppy and you need some lessons, they say I'm a pretty good
wrapper. Hahaha.
If the gifts you placed under the tree looked pretty sloppy and you need some lessons, they say I'm a pretty good
wrapper. Hahaha.
I think that should be, Jesus IS gay.
I think that should be, Jesus IS gay.
Lotsa luck convincing the fundies that Jesus was gay.... Many of them don't even believe he was Jewish.
Lotsa luck convincing the fundies that Jesus was gay.... Many of them don't even believe he was Jewish.
a beautiful black christmas!!!
a beautiful black christmas!!!
stencil: I think that should be, Jesus IS gay.
Maybe he was "cured" the same way the fundies claim to have "cured" some gays.
stencil: I think that should be, Jesus IS gay.
Maybe he was "cured" the same way the fundies claim to have "cured" some gays.
"Many of them don't even believe he was Jewish."
Many don't think he was sexual at all. He wouldn't participate in that dirty stuff! The very idea!
"Many of them don't even believe he was Jewish."
Many don't think he was sexual at all. He wouldn't participate in that dirty stuff! The very idea!
Now? Is it over now? Can we not hear about it for another 9 months or so?
Now? Is it over now? Can we not hear about it for another 9 months or so?
Al Franken on front page of uso.org web site.
http://www.uso.org
hannity was asked but couldn't make it. Darn!
Al Franken on front page of uso.org web site.
http://www.uso.org
hannity was asked but couldn't make it. Darn!
Now? Is it over now? Can we not hear about it for another 9 months or so?
That's about it for the Baby Jesus thing. But in about three months we'll get to hear ad nauseum about how the Jews killed Jesus.
Now? Is it over now? Can we not hear about it for another 9 months or so?
That's about it for the Baby Jesus thing. But in about three months we'll get to hear ad nauseum about how the Jews killed Jesus.
Merry Christmas to one and all here!
And yes, that includes the trolls.
Jesus taught us to treat ALL others as we ourselves would be treated. He taught us to love our enemies, and pray for those who would despise us.
(That Jesus was kinda liberal, wasn't he? That's why I follow him...)
Peace and joy to you all!
Merry Christmas to one and all here!
And yes, that includes the trolls.
Jesus taught us to treat ALL others as we ourselves would be treated. He taught us to love our enemies, and pray for those who would despise us.
(That Jesus was kinda liberal, wasn't he? That's why I follow him...)
Peace and joy to you all!
VIRGIN MARY WAS PRO-CHOICE
VIRGIN MARY WAS PRO-CHOICE
I'm happy on this Christmas day because I got a temp job making $8.50 an hour less than I was making at my last temp job.
Happy Holidays to all and let's get to work on those '06 elections. These people have got to go.
I'm happy on this Christmas day because I got a temp job making $8.50 an hour less than I was making at my last temp job.
Happy Holidays to all and let's get to work on those '06 elections. These people have got to go.
That Jesus was kinda liberal
Jesus was a hippy socialist Jew.
That Jesus was kinda liberal
Jesus was a hippy socialist Jew.
"Holiday threat", Atrios? Was the Warning Level elevated to red for the season? Shouldn't that be leavened with a bit of gree, as well?
Hmm, what's the biggest holiday threat here in the States - credit card debt, fat-ingestion-related cardiac infarctions, drunken family brawls involving carving knives, DWIs, house fires from unattended candles, spills, sprains and broken bones. It's too diffuse a holiday to really have a major terrorist attack, because we're at home and shops are closed.
So are the holiday threats mainly internal, as always?
"Holiday threat", Atrios? Was the Warning Level elevated to red for the season? Shouldn't that be leavened with a bit of gree, as well?
Hmm, what's the biggest holiday threat here in the States - credit card debt, fat-ingestion-related cardiac infarctions, drunken family brawls involving carving knives, DWIs, house fires from unattended candles, spills, sprains and broken bones. It's too diffuse a holiday to really have a major terrorist attack, because we're at home and shops are closed.
So are the holiday threats mainly internal, as always?
O YE SINNERS!
JESUS WAS NOT GAY. GOD WILL SMITE THEE!
JUDAS WAS! And he sold out OUR LORD AND SAVIOR so he could buy a Spartan Male-Warrior Lapdancer and engage in sodomous acts.
THIS IS BIBLICAL TRUTH.
Everyone knows Jesus the Christ was blonde, slim, well-dressed, dined with the finest Romans, had a seaside resort, and a really cool stock portfolio.
AND YE CAN TOO! REDEEM THYSELVES! GIVE TO REV. FRED--I SHALL HEAL THEE OF SIN.
O YE SINNERS!
JESUS WAS NOT GAY. GOD WILL SMITE THEE!
JUDAS WAS! And he sold out OUR LORD AND SAVIOR so he could buy a Spartan Male-Warrior Lapdancer and engage in sodomous acts.
THIS IS BIBLICAL TRUTH.
Everyone knows Jesus the Christ was blonde, slim, well-dressed, dined with the finest Romans, had a seaside resort, and a really cool stock portfolio.
AND YE CAN TOO! REDEEM THYSELVES! GIVE TO REV. FRED--I SHALL HEAL THEE OF SIN.
Santorum brings you ho, ho, ho.
Is three enough? You would think so.
Just to make things clear,
These are tiny reindeer.
Don't ask for more, you sick wacko.
Santorum brings you ho, ho, ho.
Is three enough? You would think so.
Just to make things clear,
These are tiny reindeer.
Don't ask for more, you sick wacko.
Let's review, shall we?
Very close to his mother.
Most distant father of all time.
Hung around with 12 other guys.
And then there were those sermons -- particularly the one that begins "Blessed are the Fabulous!"
The verdict? Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday.
Let's review, shall we?
Very close to his mother.
Most distant father of all time.
Hung around with 12 other guys.
And then there were those sermons -- particularly the one that begins "Blessed are the Fabulous!"
The verdict? Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday.
"Holiday threat"?
Right here.
"Holiday threat"?
Right here.
Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday
Hahahahahaha. Ain't that the truth!
Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday
Hahahahahaha. Ain't that the truth!
BETHLEHEM -- It was rumored today that an unmarried couple from
Nazareth stopped in a manger owned by Alfredo Pinchi, a notorious
local slumlord, and a baby was born.
"There was no running water, and the place was filled with straw,"
commented local public health authorities. "We even found a
donkey inside!"
"The mother gave birth under extremely questionable circumstances,"
offered Pontius Pilate, Judean candidate for District Attorney.
"She claims to have been a virgin."
Unconfirmed reports indicate that Roman authorities are
investigating the baby on charges of sedition and treason. "There
are a bunch of people running around alleging that the baby is the
son of God," explained Pilate, "and that he will have some radical
ideas about religion in the future."
Three Kings from the Orient were caught on the outskirts of
Bethlehem by the Roman Border Patrol, carrying illegal contraband.
"We caught them red-handed with frankincense and myrrh," explained
an official with the Border Patrol. "And they didn't have any papers." The Kings were promptly arrested and deported to Syria.
More on this story as it develops....
BETHLEHEM -- It was rumored today that an unmarried couple from
Nazareth stopped in a manger owned by Alfredo Pinchi, a notorious
local slumlord, and a baby was born.
"There was no running water, and the place was filled with straw,"
commented local public health authorities. "We even found a
donkey inside!"
"The mother gave birth under extremely questionable circumstances,"
offered Pontius Pilate, Judean candidate for District Attorney.
"She claims to have been a virgin."
Unconfirmed reports indicate that Roman authorities are
investigating the baby on charges of sedition and treason. "There
are a bunch of people running around alleging that the baby is the
son of God," explained Pilate, "and that he will have some radical
ideas about religion in the future."
Three Kings from the Orient were caught on the outskirts of
Bethlehem by the Roman Border Patrol, carrying illegal contraband.
"We caught them red-handed with frankincense and myrrh," explained
an official with the Border Patrol. "And they didn't have any papers." The Kings were promptly arrested and deported to Syria.
More on this story as it develops....
To all here, enjoy whatever you choose to enjoy this time of year. In fact, enjoy whatever it is you enjoy any time of year!
I've only been lurking and occasionally posting here for a few months, but there's a hell of a good group of people here. You all deserve better than what we got in November 2000 & 2004...
To all here, enjoy whatever you choose to enjoy this time of year. In fact, enjoy whatever it is you enjoy any time of year!
I've only been lurking and occasionally posting here for a few months, but there's a hell of a good group of people here. You all deserve better than what we got in November 2000 & 2004...
hadenough -- hoo boy. Al's up there with that joke of a mid-carder, JBL. Sigh.
hadenough -- hoo boy. Al's up there with that joke of a mid-carder, JBL. Sigh.
Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday.
thanks for making me spew coffee!
Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday.
thanks for making me spew coffee!
Central -- damn corrupt officials. Reliable reports indicate there was gold in the seized contraband, but I notice it wasn't reported. Probably never made it to the evidence room....
Central -- damn corrupt officials. Reliable reports indicate there was gold in the seized contraband, but I notice it wasn't reported. Probably never made it to the evidence room....
filkertom,
Murdoch owns the Bethlehem Gazette.
'Nuff said.
filkertom,
Murdoch owns the Bethlehem Gazette.
'Nuff said.
Holiday Threat?
Holiday Threat?
Jesus wasn't a Jew. He was a Capricorn. he ate organic food. At least that's what Kris Kristofferson was telling people.
Jesus wasn't a Jew. He was a Capricorn. he ate organic food. At least that's what Kris Kristofferson was telling people.
>Murdoch owns the Bethlehem Gazette.
Murdoch controls Amerika's red brain.
>Murdoch owns the Bethlehem Gazette.
Murdoch controls Amerika's red brain.
Central -- I understand he also instituted their new motto: "All the Jews That's Fit To Print".
Central -- I understand he also instituted their new motto: "All the Jews That's Fit To Print".
Is there a point to Jesus was gay? No wonder the fundies hate you assholes.
I'm not a believer but I don't see the point in making fun of other's beliefs. Ridicule their hypocrisy, sure but not the belief. That said, GWB is gay. That why Laura is on xanax, to dull the pain.
Is there a point to Jesus was gay? No wonder the fundies hate you assholes.
I'm not a believer but I don't see the point in making fun of other's beliefs. Ridicule their hypocrisy, sure but not the belief. That said, GWB is gay. That why Laura is on xanax, to dull the pain.
Merry whatever! Go and hug your warm fuzzies, amd take care! It's been great being here with all of you - thanks for everything. Now I'm going back to being mesmerized by a DVD of a burning Yule log. Mmm... log.
Merry whatever! Go and hug your warm fuzzies, amd take care! It's been great being here with all of you - thanks for everything. Now I'm going back to being mesmerized by a DVD of a burning Yule log. Mmm... log.
ΤΏΤ ~
Meowwy Christmas to you and String! Did you give him some catnip?
ΤΏΤ ~
Meowwy Christmas to you and String! Did you give him some catnip?
OK, I know it's a lesbian stereotype to drive a Subaru, but we support the gay-friendly car company. Subaru's reputation has finally caught notice with the wingnuts, too. It looks like the "Concerned Women of America" wants to punish them (and Avis).
Read their nonsense -- it gives you all the reasons why you should contact Subaru and Avis to thank them for their willingness to court the gay market. I also included some Actual Freeper Quotes.
Pam's House Blend
OK, I know it's a lesbian stereotype to drive a Subaru, but we support the gay-friendly car company. Subaru's reputation has finally caught notice with the wingnuts, too. It looks like the "Concerned Women of America" wants to punish them (and Avis).
Read their nonsense -- it gives you all the reasons why you should contact Subaru and Avis to thank them for their willingness to court the gay market. I also included some Actual Freeper Quotes.
Pam's House Blend
Holiday threat?
scary!
Holiday threat?
scary!
What's wrong about Jesus being gay? Anti-gay angst is so deeply ingrained in people even those who don't consider themselves anti-gay it will never go away not in any of our lifetimes.
What's wrong about Jesus being gay? Anti-gay angst is so deeply ingrained in people even those who don't consider themselves anti-gay it will never go away not in any of our lifetimes.
Is there a point to Jesus was gay? No wonder the fundies hate you assholes.
They hate us for our freedom.
Is there a point to Jesus was gay? No wonder the fundies hate you assholes.
They hate us for our freedom.
I know I have an addiction problem to Eschaton when I'm sitting in front of the computer screen scanning comments and trying to put on mascara.
I know I have an addiction problem to Eschaton when I'm sitting in front of the computer screen scanning comments and trying to put on mascara.
I gave him an ice cube that he hockeying around in the kitchen with right now.
I gave him an ice cube that he hockeying around in the kitchen with right now.
Merry Christmas/
Peace. Love. Forgiveness. More peace. Eggnog.
Merry Christmas/
Peace. Love. Forgiveness. More peace. Eggnog.
Mohammed was a big sissy.
Mohammed was a big sissy.
Gay, straight, asexual -- if he even existed at all -- Jesus is supposed to be a being of love, who spent his time trying to make people's lives better. Feeding the poor, tending the sick, hope to the hopeless, defeat to the defeatless, you know.
What any of that has to do with the evangelical psychopaths running the religious talking points in the US these days, I haven't a clue.
Gay, straight, asexual -- if he even existed at all -- Jesus is supposed to be a being of love, who spent his time trying to make people's lives better. Feeding the poor, tending the sick, hope to the hopeless, defeat to the defeatless, you know.
What any of that has to do with the evangelical psychopaths running the religious talking points in the US these days, I haven't a clue.
Jesus was a sistah.
Jesus was a sistah.
The Mystery of the Kingdom of God is why anyone would give a shit about other people's dispensation of hugs and kisses. I like mine long and wet. Other than that I'm not too choosy. Love's my game and The Baby Jesus is my name.
The Mystery of the Kingdom of God is why anyone would give a shit about other people's dispensation of hugs and kisses. I like mine long and wet. Other than that I'm not too choosy. Love's my game and The Baby Jesus is my name.
I know I have an addiction problem to Eschaton when I'm sitting in front of the computer screen scanning comments and trying to put on mascara.
Vicki | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 10:57 am
There, now, Atrios, ya see? We've got a serious problem here, and there's only one solution.
Support for webcams.
I know I have an addiction problem to Eschaton when I'm sitting in front of the computer screen scanning comments and trying to put on mascara.
Vicki | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 10:57 am
There, now, Atrios, ya see? We've got a serious problem here, and there's only one solution.
Support for webcams.
The thing is, filkertom, I end up looking like Alice Cooper because I ain't focusing on beautifying myself ~ I'm focusing on the comments!
The thing is, filkertom, I end up looking like Alice Cooper because I ain't focusing on beautifying myself ~ I'm focusing on the comments!
Next you're going to tell me that Mary Magdalene had a crew-cut and drove a Subaru....
Next you're going to tell me that Mary Magdalene had a crew-cut and drove a Subaru....
Jesus had stock in African diamond mines.
Jesus had stock in African diamond mines.
Ahh, but Vicki, you're so naturally bah-yoo-tee-ful that, instead of Alice, I'm sure you're getting the Daryl-Hannah-in-Blade-Runner thing going.
Or am I talkin' through my nonexistent hat again? 
Ahh, but Vicki, you're so naturally bah-yoo-tee-ful that, instead of Alice, I'm sure you're getting the Daryl-Hannah-in-Blade-Runner thing going.
Or am I talkin' through my nonexistent hat again?
Mary Magdalene rocked Jesus' world.
Mary Magdalene rocked Jesus' world.
Mary Magdalene had Jesus'love child.
Mary Magdalene had Jesus'love child.
filkertom,
It's all good. 
Although I'm not blonde...I've been told I look like the Tim Allen's wife on Home Improvement and Ralna from Lawrence Welk. Funny, I always thought I looked just like me.
filkertom,
It's all good. Although I'm not blonde...I've been told I look like the Tim Allen's wife on Home Improvement and Ralna from Lawrence Welk. Funny, I always thought I looked just like me.
Mary Magdalene and Jesus used to get high and paint each other's toe nails.
Mary Magdalene and Jesus used to get high and paint each other's toe nails.
That's great news about Avis and Subaru. They will get even more of my business in the future.
Merry Christmas all from cold (but green) upstate NY.
That's great news about Avis and Subaru. They will get even more of my business in the future.
Merry Christmas all from cold (but green) upstate NY.
Maybe I'll watch The Last Temptation of Christ again today. I always thought it made more sense that, if Jesus was made human for a reason, part of that reason was living like a man, and that whole last half-hour with his "normal life" made his being crucified more devastating -- almost enough to make me understand why more religious persons than me believe.
Maybe I'll watch The Last Temptation of Christ again today. I always thought it made more sense that, if Jesus was made human for a reason, part of that reason was living like a man, and that whole last half-hour with his "normal life" made his being crucified more devastating -- almost enough to make me understand why more religious persons than me believe.
"JESUS WAS GAY
David...have you sent this to any of the rabid wing-nut sites?
Their little heads'd be poppin' like Orville Redenbachers' best."
not long after the dali lama escaped tibet the vatican sent an envoy to investigate and begin a dialog with what at that time was a new and mysterious buddhist sect. after being quizzed by the (i believe) jesuit priest the monk at the meeting (not the lama) asked about this fellow jesus. as the translation of the priest's explanation of the death and resurrection proceeded the monk seemed more and more uncomfortable until he finally blurted out "you mean to say you worship a ghoul???!!!"
of course, you never know with translators...
"JESUS WAS GAY
David...have you sent this to any of the rabid wing-nut sites?
Their little heads'd be poppin' like Orville Redenbachers' best."
not long after the dali lama escaped tibet the vatican sent an envoy to investigate and begin a dialog with what at that time was a new and mysterious buddhist sect. after being quizzed by the (i believe) jesuit priest the monk at the meeting (not the lama) asked about this fellow jesus. as the translation of the priest's explanation of the death and resurrection proceeded the monk seemed more and more uncomfortable until he finally blurted out "you mean to say you worship a ghoul???!!!"
of course, you never know with translators...
Could this be the explanation for the presidential back bulge?
http://tinyurl.com/3tftl
"George W. Bush apparently is wearing a medical device for "persons at risk of cardiac arrest." It is a LifeVest wearable defibrillator. He started using it sometime after his January 2002 fainting spell, which was attributed to choking."
Could this be the explanation for the presidential back bulge?
http://tinyurl.com/3tftl
"George W. Bush apparently is wearing a medical device for "persons at risk of cardiac arrest." It is a LifeVest wearable defibrillator. He started using it sometime after his January 2002 fainting spell, which was attributed to choking."
I know I have an addiction problem to Eschaton when I'm sitting in front of the computer screen scanning comments and trying to put on mascara.
Thanks for the first solid belly laugh of the day Vicki.
Oh and Merry Christmas all.
I know I have an addiction problem to Eschaton when I'm sitting in front of the computer screen scanning comments and trying to put on mascara.
Thanks for the first solid belly laugh of the day Vicki.
Oh and Merry Christmas all.
Vicki -- I'm so not having a problem with that look.
[/good-natured leer]
Vicki -- I'm so not having a problem with that look.
[/good-natured leer]
I saw a cartoon in Hustler one time showing Jesus on the cross with a Roman soldier beneath who asks Jesus to put his feet together because he only has one nail left.
I saw a cartoon in Hustler one time showing Jesus on the cross with a Roman soldier beneath who asks Jesus to put his feet together because he only has one nail left.
Merry Festivus and Happy Woo Ha!
I'm packing up my breads and gifts, and it's off to the parents for the afternoon.
Have a great one!
Merry Festivus and Happy Woo Ha!
I'm packing up my breads and gifts, and it's off to the parents for the afternoon.
Have a great one!
Okay, I have to go make the traditional Christmas tacos. Catch you guys later today, most likely. Happy Merry to all!
Okay, I have to go make the traditional Christmas tacos. Catch you guys later today, most likely. Happy Merry to all!
Happy Festivus All!!!!
Happy Festivus All!!!!
I guess I'll just get drunk and later get sick and puke.
I guess I'll just get drunk and later get sick and puke.
> Jesus was a hippy socialist Jew
Now there's a bumper sticker I'd put on my car.
Well, um, I guess I'd have to get a car first.
tb
> Jesus was a hippy socialist Jew
Now there's a bumper sticker I'd put on my car.
Well, um, I guess I'd have to get a car first.
tb
Mary the Mag led Jesus' posse, she got bad press from Paul who felt he should have been the crew boss and started a whisper campaign in Rome to talk trash about her behind her back. Next thing you know his tabloid version of things is the only story in the vaults of the Times New Roman paper of record when Constantine announces the new order of things.
Mary the Mag led Jesus' posse, she got bad press from Paul who felt he should have been the crew boss and started a whisper campaign in Rome to talk trash about her behind her back. Next thing you know his tabloid version of things is the only story in the vaults of the Times New Roman paper of record when Constantine announces the new order of things.
good morn to all. not even fully light out here on the left coast. oh. mainly due to cloud cover.
mmmmmmmm...addiction. thank you vicki.
i tried to stay awake till midnight to hear if bonsai the cat had anything to say. dozed off. might have heard something about gayness somewhere.
today we are all gay sez
good morn to all. not even fully light out here on the left coast. oh. mainly due to cloud cover.
mmmmmmmm...addiction. thank you vicki.
i tried to stay awake till midnight to hear if bonsai the cat had anything to say. dozed off. might have heard something about gayness somewhere.
today we are all gay sez
jesus had sex? oh the shame of it all
jesus had sex? oh the shame of it all
I hate this time of year people shooting and hitting others over the head and stealing left and right.
I hate this time of year people shooting and hitting others over the head and stealing left and right.
I think I'll go back to bed.
I think I'll go back to bed.
Is there a point to Jesus was gay? No wonder the fundies hate you assholes.
I'm not a believer but I don't see the point in making fun of other's beliefs.
Well, asshole, it's only "making fun" if you think therre's something wrong w/ being gay. The fundies do; you do; we don't. Do you know he wasn't gay? In a culture where everyone married early, he never married. He ran around w/ a group of 12 men. He may well have been gay. Not daring to mention it doesn't make it less true. And the funidies hate us because they need someone to hate, not because we won't be nice little liberals. Now, please
FOAD.
Is there a point to Jesus was gay? No wonder the fundies hate you assholes.
I'm not a believer but I don't see the point in making fun of other's beliefs.
Well, asshole, it's only "making fun" if you think therre's something wrong w/ being gay. The fundies do; you do; we don't. Do you know he wasn't gay? In a culture where everyone married early, he never married. He ran around w/ a group of 12 men. He may well have been gay. Not daring to mention it doesn't make it less true. And the funidies hate us because they need someone to hate, not because we won't be nice little liberals. Now, please
FOAD.
Re: Hecate's comment: And the funidies hate us because they need someone to hate, not because we won't be nice little liberals.
Somebody already posted this excerpt from michaelmoore.com, a letter from an advocate for victims of domestic abuse:
Watch [Democrats] awkwardly quote the bible, trying to speak the new language of America. Surf the blogs, and read the comments of dismayed, discombobulated, confused individuals trying to figure out what they did wrong. Hear the cacophony of voices, crying out, "Why did they beat me?"
And then ask anyone who has ever worked in a domestic violence shelter if they have heard this before.
They will tell you: Every single day.
The answer is quite simple. They beat us because they are abusers.
Re: Hecate's comment: And the funidies hate us because they need someone to hate, not because we won't be nice little liberals.
Somebody already posted this excerpt from michaelmoore.com, a letter from an advocate for victims of domestic abuse:
Watch [Democrats] awkwardly quote the bible, trying to speak the new language of America. Surf the blogs, and read the comments of dismayed, discombobulated, confused individuals trying to figure out what they did wrong. Hear the cacophony of voices, crying out, "Why did they beat me?"
And then ask anyone who has ever worked in a domestic violence shelter if they have heard this before.
They will tell you: Every single day.
The answer is quite simple. They beat us because they are abusers.
Hecate:
funny thing...FOAD reminded me...
In big waves, surfers talk about a TOAD...Take Off And Die, cuz even if you don't perl the nose, even if you make the turn at the bottom, your chances are slim of escaping the tumbling white water...Take Off Ad DIE!!!
geez, i sure miss the ocean sometimes...
Hecate:
funny thing...FOAD reminded me...
In big waves, surfers talk about a TOAD...Take Off And Die, cuz even if you don't perl the nose, even if you make the turn at the bottom, your chances are slim of escaping the tumbling white water...Take Off Ad DIE!!!
geez, i sure miss the ocean sometimes...
Hey Vicki:
Back in the 70s I looked exactly
like Alice Cooper.
Okay, a Jewish Alice Cooper, but
you get the idea.
Hey Vicki:
Back in the 70s I looked exactly
like Alice Cooper.
Okay, a Jewish Alice Cooper, but
you get the idea.
I guess I'll just get drunk and later get sick and puke.
ΤΏΤ
Sounds like a plan - didn't say a good plan, but a plan non-the-less:0
I guess I'll just get drunk and later get sick and puke.
ΤΏΤ
Sounds like a plan - didn't say a good plan, but a plan non-the-less:0
ΤΏΤ---we're still in bed ast my house
ΤΏΤ---we're still in bed ast my house
You know Dasher and Dancer and... ...Cancer?
You know Dasher and Dancer and... ...Cancer?
darn that extra s
we're still in bed AT my house.
in my house?
very cozy too
darn that extra s
we're still in bed AT my house.
in my house?
very cozy too
Oops.. people keep walking to the copier which is right by my desk. I guess I had better start working
Oops.. people keep walking to the copier which is right by my desk. I guess I had better start working
Jesus was also a guitar player in a goth-punk band and had the number '666' tattooed on his neck, just to piss the fundies off...
Jesus was also a guitar player in a goth-punk band and had the number '666' tattooed on his neck, just to piss the fundies off...
Okay, a Jewish Alice Cooper, but
you get the idea.
steve simels | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:36 am | #
A few years ago my cousin brought home her (Jewish, musician, longhaired) boyfriend to her parents.
They remarked that "wow he looks a bit like a Jewish version of Jesus".
That's always cracked me up.
Okay, a Jewish Alice Cooper, but
you get the idea.
steve simels | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:36 am | #
A few years ago my cousin brought home her (Jewish, musician, longhaired) boyfriend to her parents.
They remarked that "wow he looks a bit like a Jewish version of Jesus".
That's always cracked me up.
Steve,
Alice Cooper IS Jewish, isn't he?
Steve,
Alice Cooper IS Jewish, isn't he?
Woodie,
Yeah, me too. Specifically I miss the Caribbean. ~Sigh~
Woodie,
Yeah, me too. Specifically I miss the Caribbean. ~Sigh~
JESUS WAS GAY!
I'm still wrapping my mind around the upcoming Lincoln bio claiming HE was gay. One icon at a time, David, please...
Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all!
JESUS WAS GAY!
I'm still wrapping my mind around the upcoming Lincoln bio claiming HE was gay. One icon at a time, David, please...
Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all!
SWR,
Jesus WAS Jewish, wan't he?
SWR,
Jesus WAS Jewish, wan't he?
The answer is quite simple. They beat us because they are abusers.
Slomo | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:34 am | #
Sorry to be serious for a moment but
this precisely right.
What the current Dem leadership doesn't
get is the Republicans are not nice
people. They are power hungry thugs
whose publically stated goal -- read
anything by Grover Norquist -- is total
control of this country forever. One
party rule. This is not metaphor.
Any Dem tactics have to be equally
scorched earth or we are doomed. Again,
not metaphor.
b
'
The answer is quite simple. They beat us because they are abusers.
Slomo | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:34 am | #
Sorry to be serious for a moment but
this precisely right.
What the current Dem leadership doesn't
get is the Republicans are not nice
people. They are power hungry thugs
whose publically stated goal -- read
anything by Grover Norquist -- is total
control of this country forever. One
party rule. This is not metaphor.
Any Dem tactics have to be equally
scorched earth or we are doomed. Again,
not metaphor.
b
'
oldwhitelady--maybe they're copying that jesus is gay piece.
oldwhitelady--maybe they're copying that jesus is gay piece.
He ran around w/ a group of 12 men.
And he raised one from the dead and had sex with him?
Man, talk about taking advantage.
He ran around w/ a group of 12 men.
And he raised one from the dead and had sex with him?
Man, talk about taking advantage.
Jesus WAS Jewish, wan't he?
Slomo | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:43 am | #
On his mother's side.
Jesus WAS Jewish, wan't he?
Slomo | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:43 am | #
On his mother's side.
I'm still wrapping my mind around the upcoming Lincoln bio claiming HE was
gay. One icon at a time, David, please...
Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all!
Andrew | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:40 am | #
This is goddamn uncanny. I was about
to make both of the above points.
MST3K rules, by the way.
I'm still wrapping my mind around the upcoming Lincoln bio claiming HE was
gay. One icon at a time, David, please...
Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all!
Andrew | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:40 am | #
This is goddamn uncanny. I was about
to make both of the above points.
MST3K rules, by the way.
On his mother's side.
That's all ya need to qualify.
On his mother's side.
That's all ya need to qualify.
Man, talk about taking advantage.
watertiger
Eggnog. everywhere.
Man, talk about taking advantage.
watertiger
Eggnog. everywhere.
Jesus WAS Jewish, wan't he?
Slomo | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:43 am | #
On his mother's side.
At least he gets credit for being a real Jew, then. (Unlike me, who is only Jewish on my father's side, which doesn't count...)
Jesus WAS Jewish, wan't he?
Slomo | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:43 am | #
On his mother's side.
At least he gets credit for being a real Jew, then. (Unlike me, who is only Jewish on my father's side, which doesn't count...)
Watertiger:
Actually, if memory serves Alice was
born Mormon. I may have the denomination
wrong, but he's definitely a preacher's
kid.
Watertiger:
Actually, if memory serves Alice was
born Mormon. I may have the denomination
wrong, but he's definitely a preacher's
kid.
That's all ya need to qualify.
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:46 am | #
But that was a true story.
Her parents weren't bigots or anti-semites but they just made an incredibly boneheaded remark.
She told me her boyfriend couldn't stop laughing for a week.
That's all ya need to qualify.
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:46 am | #
But that was a true story.
Her parents weren't bigots or anti-semites but they just made an incredibly boneheaded remark.
She told me her boyfriend couldn't stop laughing for a week.
I'll repeat my universal symbol of holiday greetings and best wishes to all: 
I'll repeat my universal symbol of holiday greetings and best wishes to all:
Little Brother: is there a reference for all the emoticons supported by Haloscan???
Little Brother: is there a reference for all the emoticons supported by Haloscan???
Is it just me, or has Ben-Hur always
struck anybody as an odd Christmas
movie?
Is it just me, or has Ben-Hur always
struck anybody as an odd Christmas
movie?
Slomo,
The little blue question mark right next to Comment right below the URL entry field.
Slomo,
The little blue question mark right next to Comment right below the URL entry field.
Alice Cooper's real name is Vincent Damon Furnier.
Alice Cooper's real name is Vincent Damon Furnier.
Ben-Hur always
struck anybody as an odd Christmas
movie?
I like the Simpsons version that Burns made in an attempt to win the Springfield movie festival.
Ben-Hur always
struck anybody as an odd Christmas
movie?
I like the Simpsons version that Burns made in an attempt to win the Springfield movie festival.
Star Wars missile defense is more fiction than science. The program's "boost-phase," has failed a test to target and fire at enemy missiles just after they're launched. The "boost phase," designed to be the first "layer" of defense, against North Korea and Iran, fires rockets at enemy missiles just after launch, when they are most vulnerable.
While the midcourse missile failed a test Dec. 15, the boost phase "would press the far edge of what is physically possible in an antimissile system," according to a report by the Congressional Budget Office. A few weeks ago, the Pentagon said it wouldn't be able to deploy existing pieces of the $50 billion project on schedule because it hadn't been completely tested.
Philip Coyle, who headed the Pentagon's testing office during the Clinton administration, said the design of the boost-phase system was buckling under its own complexity. "The [congressional] analysis confirmed that boost-phase missile defense isn't practicable," Coyle said. "You can't fool mother nature."
Today's missile defense program was inspired by Ronald Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative, a plan to shield the nation against a nuclear attack. The program languished, partly over concerns it would violate the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty (which banned nationwide missile defense systems).
After Bush withdrew from the treaty in 2002, Missile Defense was re-budgeted at $50 billion over the next five years, but its construction, deployment and maintenance could cost several times that.
The system has its critics. Many experts believe that missile defense is a "needlessly costly and complicated system for a threat that could, for example, be more easily neutralized with preemptive strikes." Further, the program's technology has not yet been developed. To shoot down a missile launched from Iran for example, up to 7 interceptor batteries would be needed in Iraq, Turkmenistan and the Gulf of Oman. According to the Congressional Budget Office to intercept a missile from Iran or North Korea, interceptors would have to travel up to 22,000 mph, beyond today's technology.
Accuracy is also a problem. In the Iraq war, Patriot missiles mistakenly downed 2 coalition aircraft. For the boost phase of missile defense, an error of a couple of feet over hundreds of miles traveled to the target could land the missile in another continent.
A year ago, Northrop Grumman won a $4.5-billion contract to develop the boost-phase of missile defense. Northrop Grumman is the second-biggest U.S. defense contractor. In 2003, Northop spent $343,000 (55% to Republicans) on campaign contributions and $6.5 million on lobbying. Robert Helm, Northrop Grumman's vice president of government relations, served as assistant secretary of defense in the
Star Wars missile defense is more fiction than science. The program's "boost-phase," has failed a test to target and fire at enemy missiles just after they're launched. The "boost phase," designed to be the first "layer" of defense, against North Korea and Iran, fires rockets at enemy missiles just after launch, when they are most vulnerable.
While the midcourse missile failed a test Dec. 15, the boost phase "would press the far edge of what is physically possible in an antimissile system," according to a report by the Congressional Budget Office. A few weeks ago, the Pentagon said it wouldn't be able to deploy existing pieces of the $50 billion project on schedule because it hadn't been completely tested.
Philip Coyle, who headed the Pentagon's testing office during the Clinton administration, said the design of the boost-phase system was buckling under its own complexity. "The [congressional] analysis confirmed that boost-phase missile defense isn't practicable," Coyle said. "You can't fool mother nature."
Today's missile defense program was inspired by Ronald Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative, a plan to shield the nation against a nuclear attack. The program languished, partly over concerns it would violate the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty (which banned nationwide missile defense systems).
After Bush withdrew from the treaty in 2002, Missile Defense was re-budgeted at $50 billion over the next five years, but its construction, deployment and maintenance could cost several times that.
The system has its critics. Many experts believe that missile defense is a "needlessly costly and complicated system for a threat that could, for example, be more easily neutralized with preemptive strikes." Further, the program's technology has not yet been developed. To shoot down a missile launched from Iran for example, up to 7 interceptor batteries would be needed in Iraq, Turkmenistan and the Gulf of Oman. According to the Congressional Budget Office to intercept a missile from Iran or North Korea, interceptors would have to travel up to 22,000 mph, beyond today's technology.
Accuracy is also a problem. In the Iraq war, Patriot missiles mistakenly downed 2 coalition aircraft. For the boost phase of missile defense, an error of a couple of feet over hundreds of miles traveled to the target could land the missile in another continent.
A year ago, Northrop Grumman won a $4.5-billion contract to develop the boost-phase of missile defense. Northrop Grumman is the second-biggest U.S. defense contractor. In 2003, Northop spent $343,000 (55% to Republicans) on campaign contributions and $6.5 million on lobbying. Robert Helm, Northrop Grumman's vice president of government relations, served as assistant secretary of defense in the
Alice came out for Bush this year.
Shouldn't be a surprise, but it still
disappointed me.
I hate Republican rock stars.
Alice came out for Bush this year.
Shouldn't be a surprise, but it still
disappointed me.
I hate Republican rock stars.
Today's the day to say it:
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Today's the day to say it:
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Kent: thanks!!!
Kent: thanks!!!
I may have the denomination
wrong, but he's definitely a preacher's kid.
They always turn out a little . . . odd.
I may have the denomination
wrong, but he's definitely a preacher's kid.
They always turn out a little . . . odd.
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing.
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!
It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh,
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them aaallllllllll!
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing.
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!
It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh,
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them aaallllllllll!
I hate Republican rock stars.
steve simels | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:55 am | #
The only wingnut rock stars I can think of with any talent (Rush who are all into Ayn Rand) are Canadian so I'm assuming they're not true Republicans.
I hate Republican rock stars.
steve simels | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 11:55 am | #
The only wingnut rock stars I can think of with any talent (Rush who are all into Ayn Rand) are Canadian so I'm assuming they're not true Republicans.
I like the Simpsons version that Burns made in an attempt to win the Springfield movie festival.
Xmas movie for 2004: Brazil.
Seriously, if you haven't seen it in a while, watch it. Eerily, it speaks to our time...
I like the Simpsons version that Burns made in an attempt to win the Springfield movie festival.
Xmas movie for 2004: Brazil.
Seriously, if you haven't seen it in a while, watch it. Eerily, it speaks to our time...
Watch Out, Charleston...
We're comin ta getcha!
THE PROBLEM
Christians have actively tried to return the United States to their moral foundations for more than 30 years. We now have a "Christian" president, a "Christian" attorney general, and a Republican Congress and Supreme Court. Yet consider this:
* Abortion continues against the wishes of many States
* Sodomite marriage is now legal in Massachusetts (and coming soon to a neighborhood near you)
* Children who pray in public schools are subject to prosecution 1
* Our schools continue to teach the discredited theory of Darwinian evolution
* The Bible is still not welcome in schools except under unconstitutional FEDERAL guidelines
* The 10 Commandments remain banned from public display
* Sodomy is now legal AND celebrated as "diversity" rather than condemned as perversion
* Preaching Christianity will soon be outlawed as "hate speech" 1 2
Attempts at reform have proven futile. Future elections will not stop the above atrocities, but rather will exacerbate them and lead us down an even more deadly path.
THE SOLUTION
So what can be done? ChristianExodus.org offers the opportunity to try a strategy not yet employed by Bible-believing Christians. Rather than spend resources in continued efforts to redirect the entire nation, we will redeem States one at a time. Millions of Christian conservatives are geographically spread out and diluted at the national level. Therefore, we must concentrate our numbers in a geographical region with a sovereign government we can control through the electoral process.
ChristianExodus.org is orchestrating the move of thousands of Christians to reacquire our Constitutional rights and, if necessary to attain these rights, dissolve our State's bond with the union. Click on our Plan of Action page to find out how we can experience God-honoring governance once again.
If you are tired of government-endorsed sin, then stand up and be counted!
They hate us for our freedoms, i guess?
(source: digby, via Buzzflash)
Watch Out, Charleston...
We're comin ta getcha!
THE PROBLEM
Christians have actively tried to return the United States to their moral foundations for more than 30 years. We now have a "Christian" president, a "Christian" attorney general, and a Republican Congress and Supreme Court. Yet consider this:
* Abortion continues against the wishes of many States
* Sodomite marriage is now legal in Massachusetts (and coming soon to a neighborhood near you)
* Children who pray in public schools are subject to prosecution 1
* Our schools continue to teach the discredited theory of Darwinian evolution
* The Bible is still not welcome in schools except under unconstitutional FEDERAL guidelines
* The 10 Commandments remain banned from public display
* Sodomy is now legal AND celebrated as "diversity" rather than condemned as perversion
* Preaching Christianity will soon be outlawed as "hate speech" 1 2
Attempts at reform have proven futile. Future elections will not stop the above atrocities, but rather will exacerbate them and lead us down an even more deadly path.
THE SOLUTION
So what can be done? ChristianExodus.org offers the opportunity to try a strategy not yet employed by Bible-believing Christians. Rather than spend resources in continued efforts to redirect the entire nation, we will redeem States one at a time. Millions of Christian conservatives are geographically spread out and diluted at the national level. Therefore, we must concentrate our numbers in a geographical region with a sovereign government we can control through the electoral process.
ChristianExodus.org is orchestrating the move of thousands of Christians to reacquire our Constitutional rights and, if necessary to attain these rights, dissolve our State's bond with the union. Click on our Plan of Action page to find out how we can experience God-honoring governance once again.
If you are tired of government-endorsed sin, then stand up and be counted!
They hate us for our freedoms, i guess?
(source: digby, via Buzzflash)
Slomo,
most welcome :8:
Slomo,
most welcome :8:
Merry non-denominational celebratory gift giving day to yous alls
Merry non-denominational celebratory gift giving day to yous alls
Anybody remember the SCTV Ben-Hur
parody?
At the end, he finds his mom and sis
in the valley of the leopards.
And Jesus makes him a martini while
wearing Bing Crosby check golf pants.
Anybody remember the SCTV Ben-Hur
parody?
At the end, he finds his mom and sis
in the valley of the leopards.
And Jesus makes him a martini while
wearing Bing Crosby check golf pants.
David Ehrenstein, isn't Patrick Swayze gay?
David Ehrenstein, isn't Patrick Swayze gay?
Millions of Christian conservatives are geographically spread out and diluted at the national level. Therefore, we must concentrate our numbers in a geographical region with a sovereign government we can control through the electoral process.
I wouldn't necessarily joke about tactical nukes but.......
Millions of Christian conservatives are geographically spread out and diluted at the national level. Therefore, we must concentrate our numbers in a geographical region with a sovereign government we can control through the electoral process.
I wouldn't necessarily joke about tactical nukes but.......
400-700 army troops, soon to be deployed to iraq, on lock down at camp shelby, ms because of 4 missing weapons. bah humbug
400-700 army troops, soon to be deployed to iraq, on lock down at camp shelby, ms because of 4 missing weapons. bah humbug
Ehrenstein:
If I haven't said it before,
You rule!!!!
Ehrenstein:
If I haven't said it before,
You rule!!!!
The only wingnut rock stars I can think of with any talent (Rush who are all into Ayn Rand) are Canadian so I'm assuming they're not true Republicans.
I used to be a Rush fan back in the early 80s. Nowadays, Geddy Lee's voice Makes my skin crawl.
The only wingnut rock stars I can think of with any talent (Rush who are all into Ayn Rand) are Canadian so I'm assuming they're not true Republicans.
I used to be a Rush fan back in the early 80s. Nowadays, Geddy Lee's voice Makes my skin crawl.
Merry non-denominational celebratory gift giving day to yous alls
Merry non-denominational celebratory gift giving day to yous alls
oldwhitelady--maybe they're copying that jesus is gay piece.
dread pirate roberts
Oh, by the way dread, thanks to your comment on my blog, I figured out how to add oldwhitelady as editor on my blog.
Thank you - sometimes we need a nudge. I had thought about it many times, but never felt like it.
oh, I had to stop in mid-thought, this fella went in to the copier room then came over to talk to me. He had papers in his hand, but I forgot to ask if it was that jesus is gay piece.
oldwhitelady--maybe they're copying that jesus is gay piece.
dread pirate roberts
Oh, by the way dread, thanks to your comment on my blog, I figured out how to add oldwhitelady as editor on my blog.
Thank you - sometimes we need a nudge. I had thought about it many times, but never felt like it.
oh, I had to stop in mid-thought, this fella went in to the copier room then came over to talk to me. He had papers in his hand, but I forgot to ask if it was that jesus is gay piece.
Anybody remember the SCTV Ben-Hur
parody?
No, I missed that one, I think they were on during my years without TV. Sounds damn funny though.
Slomo,
That is a great movie.
Anybody remember the SCTV Ben-Hur
parody?
No, I missed that one, I think they were on during my years without TV. Sounds damn funny though.
Slomo,
That is a great movie.
BTW: The magazine I write for sent
me Alien Vs Predator to review.
I think they hate me and Christmas.
BTW: The magazine I write for sent
me Alien Vs Predator to review.
I think they hate me and Christmas.
Rack of lamb with garlic and rosemary
fa-la-la-la-la,la-la-la-laaaah.
chocolate martini with a big cherry
fa-la-la-la-la,la-la-la-laaaah.
A chillin', happy, tummy-fillin'
groovy, easy, relaxin' sippin'
bright, merry mixin'it up
yuletide feast and peace
to you all. Smootchies!
Rack of lamb with garlic and rosemary
fa-la-la-la-la,la-la-la-laaaah.
chocolate martini with a big cherry
fa-la-la-la-la,la-la-la-laaaah.
A chillin', happy, tummy-fillin'
groovy, easy, relaxin' sippin'
bright, merry mixin'it up
yuletide feast and peace
to you all. Smootchies!
Therefore, we must concentrate our numbers in a geographical region with a sovereign government we can control through the electoral process
Hey, I'm all for letting them have their little crimson Fundy state somewhere in the Rockies (say Idaho).....
Therefore, we must concentrate our numbers in a geographical region with a sovereign government we can control through the electoral process
Hey, I'm all for letting them have their little crimson Fundy state somewhere in the Rockies (say Idaho).....
Alien Vs Predator to review.
Sorry, When I first heard about that movie I thought that it had to be a joke. But alas was wrong.
What will be next Godzilla V Marmaduke?
Alien Vs Predator to review.
Sorry, When I first heard about that movie I thought that it had to be a joke. But alas was wrong.
What will be next Godzilla V Marmaduke?
Patrick Swayze is straight -- believe it or not.
Patrick Swayze is straight -- believe it or not.
Godzilla V Marmaduke
Godzilla V Marmaduke
Patrick Swayze is straight -- believe it or not.
Awww shit.. I always thought he was kind of hot...
Patrick Swayze is straight -- believe it or not.
Awww shit.. I always thought he was kind of hot...
The one I really want to see is
Rambo VS Rimbaud:
A Vietnam vet squares off against a
French symbolist poet in a third
world quagmire.
The one I really want to see is
Rambo VS Rimbaud:
A Vietnam vet squares off against a
French symbolist poet in a third
world quagmire.
The only wingnut rock stars I can think of with any talent (Rush who are all into Ayn Rand) are Canadian so I'm assuming they're not true Republicans.
Some would argue Ted Nugent, but "It's zee Wango, zee Tango" is about as sophisticated as "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight."
The only wingnut rock stars I can think of with any talent (Rush who are all into Ayn Rand) are Canadian so I'm assuming they're not true Republicans.
Some would argue Ted Nugent, but "It's zee Wango, zee Tango" is about as sophisticated as "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight."
Well I'm sure he's at least a Kinsey 3, Slomo. After all he started out as a ballet dancer.
Well I'm sure he's at least a Kinsey 3, Slomo. After all he started out as a ballet dancer.
46 Armenians dispatched to Mosul.
AC's dad - Baptist minister.
Republican - well, his next door neighbor was Barry Goldwater. They used to party together. It's Phoenix, what can I say.
Merry Christmas.
46 Armenians dispatched to Mosul.
AC's dad - Baptist minister.
Republican - well, his next door neighbor was Barry Goldwater. They used to party together. It's Phoenix, what can I say.
Merry Christmas.
Yes, Ted Nugent is a big wingnut... but does he have any talent????
Yes, Ted Nugent is a big wingnut... but does he have any talent????
Godzilla V Marmaduke
Lucy van Pelt v. The Gorgon
Godzilla V Marmaduke
Lucy van Pelt v. The Gorgon
Watertiger:
Zee wango zee tango
is the greatest rock lyric of all
time.
I'm not kidding!!!!
Watertiger:
Zee wango zee tango
is the greatest rock lyric of all
time.
I'm not kidding!!!!
Well I'm sure he's at least a Kinsey 3, Slomo. After all he started out as a ballet dancer.
Whew! Then's there hope after
Well I'm sure he's at least a Kinsey 3, Slomo. After all he started out as a ballet dancer.
Whew! Then's there hope after
Is it my imagination or did the title of this post start out Christmas Threat and now it reads Christmas Thread? Does anyone else sense the delicious irony of this?
Is it my imagination or did the title of this post start out Christmas Threat and now it reads Christmas Thread? Does anyone else sense the delicious irony of this?
Yes, Ted Nugent is a big wingnut... but does he have any talent????
Slomo | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 12:10 pm | #
He wrote "Journey to the Center of
Your Mind", for which he deserves
respect from mere mortals.
IMHO.
Yes, Ted Nugent is a big wingnut... but does he have any talent????
Slomo | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 12:10 pm | #
He wrote "Journey to the Center of
Your Mind", for which he deserves
respect from mere mortals.
IMHO.
Lucy van Pelt v. The Gorgon
I always thought Lucy van Pelt was a Gorgon!!!
Lucy van Pelt v. The Gorgon
I always thought Lucy van Pelt was a Gorgon!!!
FORMER FRENCH HOSTAGE: “IRAQI MILITANTS WANTED BUSH RE-ELECTED!”
By Associated Press, 12/24/2004 06:21
PARIS (AP) French journalists held hostage for four months in Iraq said their militant captors told them they wanted President Bush to win re-election.
In a four-page account of their ordeal, one of the reporters, Georges Malbrunot, also wrote that they saw several other hostages who were later decapitated. The journalists said their captors viewed foreign businessmen working in Iraq as their enemies.
One of the captors from the group calling itself the Islamic Army in Iraq said Bush's re-election would boost their cause, Malbrunot wrote in Friday's edition of Le Figaro, the French daily he works for.
''We want Bush because with him the American troops will stay in Iraq and that way we will be able to develop,'' Malbrunot cited the captor as saying.
Bush beat Democrat John Kerry to win the presidency last month.
Another captor, who described himself as the group's head of internal intelligence, told the men that the Islamic Army has four enemies: American and coalition troops, ''their collaborators, that is to say Italian businessmen, or even French,'' as well Iraqi police and spies.
Malbrunot wrote that the Islamic Army has 15,000 to 17,000 members and that its hostage-takings are carefully organized.
''There are those who stop people on the roads, those that carry out interrogations, those that keep guard and those that judge,'' he wrote.
He and fellow French reporter Christian Chesnot feared at times that they would be killed, he said.
Others hostages they saw who were later decapitated included two Macedonians, an Iraqi power station executive and a bodyguard for Ahmad Chalabi, a candidate in next month's Iraqi elections and a one-time Pentagon favorite, he recounted.
Malbrunot, 41, and Chesnot, 38, were released Tuesday.
In a separate interview on RTL radio, Malbrunot said it would take time to recover from their ordeal. ''Sleeping, for example, is hard,'' he said.
''But the life of a free man is far easier than that of a hostage,'' he added.
http://www.boston.com/dailynews/...Iraqi_mi:
.shtml
FORMER FRENCH HOSTAGE: “IRAQI MILITANTS WANTED BUSH RE-ELECTED!”
By Associated Press, 12/24/2004 06:21
PARIS (AP) French journalists held hostage for four months in Iraq said their militant captors told them they wanted President Bush to win re-election.
In a four-page account of their ordeal, one of the reporters, Georges Malbrunot, also wrote that they saw several other hostages who were later decapitated. The journalists said their captors viewed foreign businessmen working in Iraq as their enemies.
One of the captors from the group calling itself the Islamic Army in Iraq said Bush's re-election would boost their cause, Malbrunot wrote in Friday's edition of Le Figaro, the French daily he works for.
''We want Bush because with him the American troops will stay in Iraq and that way we will be able to develop,'' Malbrunot cited the captor as saying.
Bush beat Democrat John Kerry to win the presidency last month.
Another captor, who described himself as the group's head of internal intelligence, told the men that the Islamic Army has four enemies: American and coalition troops, ''their collaborators, that is to say Italian businessmen, or even French,'' as well Iraqi police and spies.
Malbrunot wrote that the Islamic Army has 15,000 to 17,000 members and that its hostage-takings are carefully organized.
''There are those who stop people on the roads, those that carry out interrogations, those that keep guard and those that judge,'' he wrote.
He and fellow French reporter Christian Chesnot feared at times that they would be killed, he said.
Others hostages they saw who were later decapitated included two Macedonians, an Iraqi power station executive and a bodyguard for Ahmad Chalabi, a candidate in next month's Iraqi elections and a one-time Pentagon favorite, he recounted.
Malbrunot, 41, and Chesnot, 38, were released Tuesday.
In a separate interview on RTL radio, Malbrunot said it would take time to recover from their ordeal. ''Sleeping, for example, is hard,'' he said.
''But the life of a free man is far easier than that of a hostage,'' he added.
http://www.boston.com/dailynews/...Iraqi_mi:
.shtml
Swayze may not be gay but he played a transvestite once, alongside Wesley Snipes no less.
Swayze may not be gay but he played a transvestite once, alongside Wesley Snipes no less.
Hey, I'm all for letting them have their little crimson Fundy state somewhere in the Rockies (say Idaho).....Slomo
Put 'em all together in Utah, with all the Mormons, put a fence around the whole place and then, later, let their God sort 'em out from the pieces...
Hey, I'm all for letting them have their little crimson Fundy state somewhere in the Rockies (say Idaho).....Slomo
Put 'em all together in Utah, with all the Mormons, put a fence around the whole place and then, later, let their God sort 'em out from the pieces...
BTW, sorry for the Ben-Hur jokes. Its
not a great movie, but it has one
of the great orchestral music scores
of all time.
Give it up for Miklos Rozsa!bb
BTW, sorry for the Ben-Hur jokes. Its
not a great movie, but it has one
of the great orchestral music scores
of all time.
Give it up for Miklos Rozsa!bb
Ted Nugent should be a gut pile. In a perfect world, he would have been run down, killed and eaten by a hyena.
Ted Nugent should be a gut pile. In a perfect world, he would have been run down, killed and eaten by a hyena.
[Ted Nugent] wrote "Journey to the Center of Your Mind", for which he deserves respect from mere mortals.
OK, I'll admit to having owned a Ted Nugent album or two in my youth....
All of my 80's rock vinyl has disappeared over the years. Not sure if it's the multiple moves, or if it's my Broadway/ShowTune lovin' Other who is gradually replacing them with Babs Streisand...
[Ted Nugent] wrote "Journey to the Center of Your Mind", for which he deserves respect from mere mortals.
OK, I'll admit to having owned a Ted Nugent album or two in my youth....
All of my 80's rock vinyl has disappeared over the years. Not sure if it's the multiple moves, or if it's my Broadway/ShowTune lovin' Other who is gradually replacing them with Babs Streisand...
Rambo VS Rimbaud:
A Vietnam vet squares off against a
French symbolist poet in a third
world quagmire.
steve simels
way, way funny!!!!!!thanks. closest i've come to spittin out my tea.
was it you compiling the druggy cd? i do like"two hits and the joint turned brown"
i like it even if it weren't you.
alien vs predator...hmmmmm. nixon vs gwb? cheney vs rumsfeld?
Rambo VS Rimbaud:
A Vietnam vet squares off against a
French symbolist poet in a third
world quagmire.
steve simels
way, way funny!!!!!!thanks. closest i've come to spittin out my tea.
was it you compiling the druggy cd? i do like"two hits and the joint turned brown"
i like it even if it weren't you.
alien vs predator...hmmmmm. nixon vs gwb? cheney vs rumsfeld?
Slomo:
If people knew what I had
hidden in my record collection they'd
never talk to me.
Slomo:
If people knew what I had
hidden in my record collection they'd
never talk to me.
Put 'em all together in Utah, with all the Mormons, put a fence around the whole place and then, later, let their God sort 'em out from the pieces...
Actually, I don't mind Mormons too much. Their perpetual smarmy smiles, pasted onto their White Bread heads, are a little creepy, but in my personal experience with them they generally keep to themselves. [Except when they're paired up as missionaries, but the I always view the little 21 y.o. Mormon hotties as a recruiting opportunity ]
Put 'em all together in Utah, with all the Mormons, put a fence around the whole place and then, later, let their God sort 'em out from the pieces...
Actually, I don't mind Mormons too much. Their perpetual smarmy smiles, pasted onto their White Bread heads, are a little creepy, but in my personal experience with them they generally keep to themselves. [Except when they're paired up as missionaries, but the I always view the little 21 y.o. Mormon hotties as a recruiting opportunity ]
was it you compiling the druggy cd? i
Yeah, Hooked on Drugs. That was me.
And I thought of some cool songs to
put on it, except I forgot them.
Damn brain cells.....
was it you compiling the druggy cd? i
Yeah, Hooked on Drugs. That was me.
And I thought of some cool songs to
put on it, except I forgot them.
Damn brain cells.....
Steve,
We all have our skeletons. Fortunately, Ted Nugent was never one of mine.
Steve,
We all have our skeletons. Fortunately, Ted Nugent was never one of mine.
These people obviously don't know that Jesus was gay.
These people obviously don't know that Jesus was gay.
We're going to have to devise a way of thinning the herd ala Darwin of the individual moron Americans from the main American herd before they get us all killed. On the African plains, this would have occured naturally but now they're able to survive although they're so dumb they shouldn't live and they're getting dumber as a result. Did you know human's brains are actually shrinking?
We're going to have to devise a way of thinning the herd ala Darwin of the individual moron Americans from the main American herd before they get us all killed. On the African plains, this would have occured naturally but now they're able to survive although they're so dumb they shouldn't live and they're getting dumber as a result. Did you know human's brains are actually shrinking?
If people knew what I had
hidden in my record collection they'd
never talk to me.
Same here- sometimes I pretend that I don't know how those Styx & Abba records got there. "Someone must have broken in and left them here!"
If people knew what I had
hidden in my record collection they'd
never talk to me.
Same here- sometimes I pretend that I don't know how those Styx & Abba records got there. "Someone must have broken in and left them here!"
Turning the other cheek never looked better...
US families of dead raise 600,000 dollars for Fallujah refugees
AFP: 12/23/2004
LOS ANGELES, Dec 23 (AFP) - Families of US troops killed in the offensive on the Iraqi city of Fallujah are to travel to Jordan next week with 600,000 dollars worth of humanitarian aid for refugees of the attack.
The November assault on Fallujah left 71 US military dead, according to the families, and the Iraqi government said more than 2,000 Iraqis were killed.
"This delegation is a way for me to express my sympathy and support for the Iraqi people," said Rosa Suarez of Escondido in California.
"The Iraq war took away my son's life, and it has taken away the lives of so many innocent Iraqis. It is time to stop the killing and to help the children of Iraq," she added in a statement released by the families.
The families said with peace groups, physicians' organisations and relatives of the September 11, 2001 attacks victims, they raised 100,000 dollars in an internet appeal. Humanitarian groups such as Middle East Children's Alliance and Operation USA contributed 500,000 dollars worth of medical supplies.
The families are to fly to Amman on December 26 and hand over the supplies to humanitarian and medical workers there.
Turning the other cheek never looked better...
US families of dead raise 600,000 dollars for Fallujah refugees
AFP: 12/23/2004
LOS ANGELES, Dec 23 (AFP) - Families of US troops killed in the offensive on the Iraqi city of Fallujah are to travel to Jordan next week with 600,000 dollars worth of humanitarian aid for refugees of the attack.
The November assault on Fallujah left 71 US military dead, according to the families, and the Iraqi government said more than 2,000 Iraqis were killed.
"This delegation is a way for me to express my sympathy and support for the Iraqi people," said Rosa Suarez of Escondido in California.
"The Iraq war took away my son's life, and it has taken away the lives of so many innocent Iraqis. It is time to stop the killing and to help the children of Iraq," she added in a statement released by the families.
The families said with peace groups, physicians' organisations and relatives of the September 11, 2001 attacks victims, they raised 100,000 dollars in an internet appeal. Humanitarian groups such as Middle East Children's Alliance and Operation USA contributed 500,000 dollars worth of medical supplies.
The families are to fly to Amman on December 26 and hand over the supplies to humanitarian and medical workers there.
alien vs predator...hmmmmm. nixon vs gwb? cheney vs rumsfeld?
Santorum v Phelps
alien vs predator...hmmmmm. nixon vs gwb? cheney vs rumsfeld?
Santorum v Phelps
Hey Watertiger:
How's the weather on your side of the
bridge?
Hey Watertiger:
How's the weather on your side of the
bridge?
steve simels---
don't bogart that joint, my friend,
pass it over to me.
and thank you for amusing the
steve simels---
don't bogart that joint, my friend,
pass it over to me.
and thank you for amusing the
I always answer the door naked when the Mormons knock on my door.
I always answer the door naked when the Mormons knock on my door.
Families of US troops killed in the offensive on the Iraqi city of Fallujah are to travel to Jordan next week with 600,000 dollars worth of humanitarian aid for refugees of the attack.
Damn. Shame that this won't be read by BushCo.
Families of US troops killed in the offensive on the Iraqi city of Fallujah are to travel to Jordan next week with 600,000 dollars worth of humanitarian aid for refugees of the attack.
Damn. Shame that this won't be read by BushCo.
Dominic:
I've said this before, but what the
hell its christmas...
Two days ago I spent twenty valuable
minutes downloading a John Waite song.
And it wasn't "Missing You."
I'm clearly a pervert.
Dominic:
I've said this before, but what the
hell its christmas...
Two days ago I spent twenty valuable
minutes downloading a John Waite song.
And it wasn't "Missing You."
I'm clearly a pervert.
Today Jesus isn't gay. Tomorrow he won't be Jewish either. These things take time, but we're getting there.
Today Jesus isn't gay. Tomorrow he won't be Jewish either. These things take time, but we're getting there.
From the article about ex-gays, provided by David Ehrenstein:
"OK, time to get into the hot seat!" the leader of the Fellow Warrior support group announces. I'm herded over to the coffee table in the center of a small back room in a crappy two-story office complex. I sit down and bow my head. Suddenly, 12 Fellow Warriors -- or "ex-gays," as their propaganda calls them -- put their hands on my body, most particularly the shoulders and upper torso, and the preying begins. Like freestyle rappers coming to the mike, each takes a turn caressing my sensitive nipples, gently tracing the outline of my smooth, firm pecs....
From the article about ex-gays, provided by David Ehrenstein:
"OK, time to get into the hot seat!" the leader of the Fellow Warrior support group announces. I'm herded over to the coffee table in the center of a small back room in a crappy two-story office complex. I sit down and bow my head. Suddenly, 12 Fellow Warriors -- or "ex-gays," as their propaganda calls them -- put their hands on my body, most particularly the shoulders and upper torso, and the preying begins. Like freestyle rappers coming to the mike, each takes a turn caressing my sensitive nipples, gently tracing the outline of my smooth, firm pecs....
Steve,
Que? You in Jersey today? Cuz I'm in Chelsea, where it is a sunny 25 degrees and a brisk wind is whipping down 8th Ave.
Steve,
Que? You in Jersey today? Cuz I'm in Chelsea, where it is a sunny 25 degrees and a brisk wind is whipping down 8th Ave.
By the way, I actually love ABBA.
Is there a support group?
By the way, I actually love ABBA.
Is there a support group?
steve s-
I can't top that. You win!
steve s-
I can't top that. You win!
ΤΏΤ---bacteria and viruses and assorted pathogens gonna thin the herd. keep a strong immune system. no drugs. well----no antibiotics anyway.
how is string today?
ΤΏΤ---bacteria and viruses and assorted pathogens gonna thin the herd. keep a strong immune system. no drugs. well----no antibiotics anyway.
how is string today?
Watertiger:
For some reason I thought you lived
in Fort Lee.....
Did I dream this?
Watertiger:
For some reason I thought you lived
in Fort Lee.....
Did I dream this?
ABBA was offered a billion dollars to tour again and they turned it down because it could never be the same. I love them, too.
ABBA was offered a billion dollars to tour again and they turned it down because it could never be the same. I love them, too.
String is fine but I don't know where he is right now.
String is fine but I don't know where he is right now.
Speaking of ABBA:
Waterloo and SOS.
Pop records don't come any better.
Now that we've settled that, I'll
wrestle anybody here over the Four
Seasons (60s only).
Speaking of ABBA:
Waterloo and SOS.
Pop records don't come any better.
Now that we've settled that, I'll
wrestle anybody here over the Four
Seasons (60s only).
Must go to brother's house now.
Happy whatever to all of you lovely people!
Must go to brother's house now.
Happy whatever to all of you lovely people!
ABBA is cool. Although, "Dancing Queen" was kinda ruined for me in college. It was circa 1986, long after ABBA was over, and a guy who lived in the dorm below me played DQ constantly, over and over, night and day. He was a weird guy: Korean, neo-Nazi, and obviously an ABBA fan.
ABBA is cool. Although, "Dancing Queen" was kinda ruined for me in college. It was circa 1986, long after ABBA was over, and a guy who lived in the dorm below me played DQ constantly, over and over, night and day. He was a weird guy: Korean, neo-Nazi, and obviously an ABBA fan.
Steve,
I was raised in Fort Lee, but have been a NYC denizen for more years than I care to remember...
Steve,
I was raised in Fort Lee, but have been a NYC denizen for more years than I care to remember...
hey Eschanitos,
Happy Christmas Bitches! and peace upon all yer little earths.
I sincerely thank you all for the needed year of comfort and society and somewhat of a measure sanity!
hey Eschanitos,
Happy Christmas Bitches! and peace upon all yer little earths.
I sincerely thank you all for the needed year of comfort and society and somewhat of a measure sanity!
and the preying begins
I hope that's not a typo.
Happy Merry everboddie! I'm off to see the blizzard. Gotta go thru Houston onna way to Christmas Present Exchange Related Activities at my sister's place. I'm bringin' the tamales...
and the preying begins
I hope that's not a typo.
Happy Merry everboddie! I'm off to see the blizzard. Gotta go thru Houston onna way to Christmas Present Exchange Related Activities at my sister's place. I'm bringin' the tamales...
journey of the magi
'a cold coming we had of it,
just the worst time of the year
for a journey, and such a long journey:
the ways deep and the weather sharp,
the very dead of winter.'
and the camels galled, sore-footed, refractory,
lying down in the melting snow.
there were times we regretted
the summer palaces on slopes, the terraces,
and the silken girls bringing sherbet.
then the camel men cursing and grumbling
and running away, and wanting their liquor and women,
and the night-fires going out, and the lack of shelters,
and the cities hostile and the towns unfriendly
and the villages dirty and charging high prices:
a hard time we had of it.
at the end we preferred to travel all night,
sleeping in snatches,
with the voices singing in our ears, saying
that this was all folly.
then at dawn we came to a temperate valley,
wet, below the snow line, smelling of vegetation;
with a running stream and a water-mill beating the darkness,
and three trees on the low sky,
and an old white horse galloped away in the meadow.
then we came to a tavern with vine-leaves over the lintel,
six hands at an open door dicing for pieces of silver,
and feet kicking the empty wine-skins.
but there was no information, and so we continued
and arrived at evening, not a moment too soon
finding the place; it was (you may say) satisfactory.
all this was a long time ago, i remember,
and i would do it again, but set down
this set down
this: were we led all that way for
Birth or Death? there was a Birth, certainly,
we had evidence and no doubt. i had seen birth and death,
but had thought they were different; this Birth was
hard and bitter agony for us, like Death, our death.
we returned to our places, these Kingdoms,
but no longer at ease here, in the old dispensation,
with an alien people clutching their gods.
i should be glad of another death.
--t.s. eliot
journey of the magi
'a cold coming we had of it,
just the worst time of the year
for a journey, and such a long journey:
the ways deep and the weather sharp,
the very dead of winter.'
and the camels galled, sore-footed, refractory,
lying down in the melting snow.
there were times we regretted
the summer palaces on slopes, the terraces,
and the silken girls bringing sherbet.
then the camel men cursing and grumbling
and running away, and wanting their liquor and women,
and the night-fires going out, and the lack of shelters,
and the cities hostile and the towns unfriendly
and the villages dirty and charging high prices:
a hard time we had of it.
at the end we preferred to travel all night,
sleeping in snatches,
with the voices singing in our ears, saying
that this was all folly.
then at dawn we came to a temperate valley,
wet, below the snow line, smelling of vegetation;
with a running stream and a water-mill beating the darkness,
and three trees on the low sky,
and an old white horse galloped away in the meadow.
then we came to a tavern with vine-leaves over the lintel,
six hands at an open door dicing for pieces of silver,
and feet kicking the empty wine-skins.
but there was no information, and so we continued
and arrived at evening, not a moment too soon
finding the place; it was (you may say) satisfactory.
all this was a long time ago, i remember,
and i would do it again, but set down
this set down
this: were we led all that way for
Birth or Death? there was a Birth, certainly,
we had evidence and no doubt. i had seen birth and death,
but had thought they were different; this Birth was
hard and bitter agony for us, like Death, our death.
we returned to our places, these Kingdoms,
but no longer at ease here, in the old dispensation,
with an alien people clutching their gods.
i should be glad of another death.
--t.s. eliot
Watertiger:
I'm a fellow ex-pat Jerseyite myself.
Born and bred on Teaneck Road.
Watertiger:
I'm a fellow ex-pat Jerseyite myself.
Born and bred on Teaneck Road.
I hope that's not a typo.
Nah, I changed the "a" in the original to an "e"....
I hope that's not a typo.
Nah, I changed the "a" in the original to an "e"....
I guess my favorite ABBA song is When All Is Said And Done. It's a little hard to listen to because it reminds me so much of Dan who died. He introduced me to ABBA way back when I was about 18.
I guess my favorite ABBA song is When All Is Said And Done. It's a little hard to listen to because it reminds me so much of Dan who died. He introduced me to ABBA way back when I was about 18.
If you listen to "Dancing Queen" it sounds like "Dancing Queer" to me.
If you listen to "Dancing Queen" it sounds like "Dancing Queer" to me.
Incog, sorry about your friend (partner?) Dan....
Incog, sorry about your friend (partner?) Dan....
Steve,
I seem to remember you telling me that. My dad would've been your 'rents' freeholder/assemblyman.
Steve,
I seem to remember you telling me that. My dad would've been your 'rents' freeholder/assemblyman.
If you listen to "Dancing Queen" it sounds like "Dancing Queer" to me.
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Hey, you and everybody......
If you listen to "Dancing Queen" it sounds like "Dancing Queer" to me.
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Hey, you and everybody......
It's a little hard to listen to because it reminds me so much of Dan who died.
My sympathies, ΤΏΤ. I lost my best friend to AIDS in '86, and to this day, I think of Stuart whenever I hear a Siouxsie & the Banshees song.
He was the greatest person I ever knew.
It's a little hard to listen to because it reminds me so much of Dan who died.
My sympathies, ΤΏΤ. I lost my best friend to AIDS in '86, and to this day, I think of Stuart whenever I hear a Siouxsie & the Banshees song.
He was the greatest person I ever knew.
"The verdict? Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday."
Now, THAT'S funny.
Thanks.
"The verdict? Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday."
Now, THAT'S funny.
Thanks.
Guilty pleasures of ABBA:
Can you hear the guns, Fernando?
and dream-like images of that gorgeous, willowy blonde woman/girl...
Guilty pleasures of ABBA:
Can you hear the guns, Fernando?
and dream-like images of that gorgeous, willowy blonde woman/girl...
The neighborhood polling house that I voted at back in November had GIANT Bush Cheney banners all over it for months before the election.
I just drove by it again this morning and it had a GIANT Jesus in front of the house, with Happy Birthday Jesus signs everywhere. The Jesus was bigger than the house.
Has anyone got any spare tin foil?
The neighborhood polling house that I voted at back in November had GIANT Bush Cheney banners all over it for months before the election.
I just drove by it again this morning and it had a GIANT Jesus in front of the house, with Happy Birthday Jesus signs everywhere. The Jesus was bigger than the house.
Has anyone got any spare tin foil?
Incog, sorry about your friend (partner?) Dan....
Slomo
No, Dan was a beautiful man who I love and miss. We spent a lot of time together but we weren't an item. I was just coming out and he taught me some of what to expect. I've always been lucky the older gay guys I've been lucky enough to know. You have to be careful out there as a gay guy. Lots of pitfalls society puts in your way.
Incog, sorry about your friend (partner?) Dan....
Slomo
No, Dan was a beautiful man who I love and miss. We spent a lot of time together but we weren't an item. I was just coming out and he taught me some of what to expect. I've always been lucky the older gay guys I've been lucky enough to know. You have to be careful out there as a gay guy. Lots of pitfalls society puts in your way.
The Jesus was bigger than the house....
Door Stop
Yeah, but the Beatles was bigger than Jesus...
The Jesus was bigger than the house....
Door Stop
Yeah, but the Beatles was bigger than Jesus...
GIANT Jesus
Again, a great band name.
GIANT Jesus
Again, a great band name.
A very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. I have enjoyed following all your adventures for the last year. Have only commented a couple times, and usually near the end of a thread, but want to thank you for all the laughs you have given me. Especially enjoy when you go into books, music etc. For the young who get disillusioned by events, remember the world hasn't ended, but needs you to fight on. Peace.
A very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. I have enjoyed following all your adventures for the last year. Have only commented a couple times, and usually near the end of a thread, but want to thank you for all the laughs you have given me. Especially enjoy when you go into books, music etc. For the young who get disillusioned by events, remember the world hasn't ended, but needs you to fight on. Peace.
My sympathies, ΤΏΤ. I lost my best friend to AIDS in '86, and to this day, I think of Stuart whenever I hear a Siouxsie & the Banshees song.
Dan died in the late 80s. It's odd how you identify a song or really an era with them.
My sympathies, ΤΏΤ. I lost my best friend to AIDS in '86, and to this day, I think of Stuart whenever I hear a Siouxsie & the Banshees song.
Dan died in the late 80s. It's odd how you identify a song or really an era with them.
The neighborhood polling house that I voted at back in November had GIANT Bush Cheney banners all over it for months before the election.
I just drove by it again this morning and it had a GIANT Jesus in front of the house, with Happy Birthday Jesus signs everywhere. The Jesus was bigger than the house.
Has anyone got any spare tin foil?
Will you quit it with your loony lefty conspiracy theories? If Jesus had wanted those Democratic ballots counted he would have made a Democrat CEO of Diebold...
The neighborhood polling house that I voted at back in November had GIANT Bush Cheney banners all over it for months before the election.
I just drove by it again this morning and it had a GIANT Jesus in front of the house, with Happy Birthday Jesus signs everywhere. The Jesus was bigger than the house.
Has anyone got any spare tin foil?
Will you quit it with your loony lefty conspiracy theories? If Jesus had wanted those Democratic ballots counted he would have made a Democrat CEO of Diebold...
Happy Festivus, everyone, two days late.
Happy Festivus, everyone, two days late.
MC Nine hundred foot Jesus.
Had something to do with Oral
Roberts, if I recall.
MC Nine hundred foot Jesus.
Had something to do with Oral
Roberts, if I recall.
Dan was in his late 20s at the time and I was in my late teens.
Dan was in his late 20s at the time and I was in my late teens.
You have to be careful out there as a gay guy. Lots of pitfalls society puts in your way.
Don't I know it!! I came out as a teenager in 1985...
You have to be careful out there as a gay guy. Lots of pitfalls society puts in your way.
Don't I know it!! I came out as a teenager in 1985...
Merry Fristmas
Merry Fristmas
Nine hundred foot Jesus
That could be the name of a band. Or maybe "Mile-High Jesus"...
Nine hundred foot Jesus
That could be the name of a band. Or maybe "Mile-High Jesus"...
We're going to have to devise a way of thinning the herd ala Darwin of the individual moron Americans from the main American herd before they get us all killed
Calling on Malthus, paging Dr. Malthus, we need a correction on the aisle of right.
We're going to have to devise a way of thinning the herd ala Darwin of the individual moron Americans from the main American herd before they get us all killed
Calling on Malthus, paging Dr. Malthus, we need a correction on the aisle of right.
Slomo,
The Mormons are an authortarian cult. The suicide rate of Mormon teens is above average. Their beliefs on masturbation and homosexuality has taken its toll among them. Also, they do not believe in equality for women and minorities.
Plenty of books/webpages out there to explain in further detail.
Yeah, I'd love to see the xtian fundies moved into Utah. When the dust settled the world would probably be a better place.
Slomo,
The Mormons are an authortarian cult. The suicide rate of Mormon teens is above average. Their beliefs on masturbation and homosexuality has taken its toll among them. Also, they do not believe in equality for women and minorities.
Plenty of books/webpages out there to explain in further detail.
Yeah, I'd love to see the xtian fundies moved into Utah. When the dust settled the world would probably be a better place.
Dan was in his late 20s at the time and I was in my late teens.
I had some older guys shepherd me through the coming out process too. Some of them were decent, some of them weren't. Live and learn.
Dan was in his late 20s at the time and I was in my late teens.
I had some older guys shepherd me through the coming out process too. Some of them were decent, some of them weren't. Live and learn.
Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday.
Hahhahahhaha!
That may have just replaced "as gay as Christmas" for me. Though the old one had the added virtue of pissing off the fundies.
Gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday.
Hahhahahhaha!
That may have just replaced "as gay as Christmas" for me. Though the old one had the added virtue of pissing off the fundies.
This is gonna sound snarky, but it's
not meant that way....
"There's something extraordinarily
potent about cheap music."
--Noel Coward
I actually am dreading dying because
I don't know what music my friends
will play at my memorial.
I actually stay up nights trying to
think of something that wouldn't embarass
me if I was alive.
embara
b
'
This is gonna sound snarky, but it's
not meant that way....
"There's something extraordinarily
potent about cheap music."
--Noel Coward
I actually am dreading dying because
I don't know what music my friends
will play at my memorial.
I actually stay up nights trying to
think of something that wouldn't embarass
me if I was alive.
embara
b
'
Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm gay.
Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm gay.
The Mormons are an authortarian cult. The suicide rate of Mormon teens is above average. Their beliefs on masturbation and homosexuality has taken its toll among them. Also, they do not believe in equality for women and minorities.
Yeah, I know. But I've met some Mormons I've actually liked. Not to mention one of my old high school lesbian buddies is now married to a Mormon. (Well... ex-Mormon, now Unitarian). But anyway, I guess I've never had any personal run-ins with them.
The Mormons are an authortarian cult. The suicide rate of Mormon teens is above average. Their beliefs on masturbation and homosexuality has taken its toll among them. Also, they do not believe in equality for women and minorities.
Yeah, I know. But I've met some Mormons I've actually liked. Not to mention one of my old high school lesbian buddies is now married to a Mormon. (Well... ex-Mormon, now Unitarian). But anyway, I guess I've never had any personal run-ins with them.
Homosexuality left a bad taste in my mouth.
Homosexuality left a bad taste in my mouth.
I just couldn't swallow being gay.
I just couldn't swallow being gay.
What??? How could you do this to your mother!! You're ruining your birthday by coming out today...you're so selfish!
Oh, I'm just kidding you. We knew it all along.
What??? How could you do this to your mother!! You're ruining your birthday by coming out today...you're so selfish!
Oh, I'm just kidding you. We knew it all along.
Merry Christmas, all. And as long as we're confessing to liking ABBA, I also like Stevie Nicks, who's been coming in for lots of criticism lately. Eat well, stay away from lunatics if you can.
Merry Christmas, all. And as long as we're confessing to liking ABBA, I also like Stevie Nicks, who's been coming in for lots of criticism lately. Eat well, stay away from lunatics if you can.
Rambo VS Rimbaud:
Steve, Bravissimo.
Rambo VS Rimbaud:
Steve, Bravissimo.
Homosexuality left a bad taste in my mouth.
Brown Eye of Newt
All we're trying to do in the gay rights movement is lessen those pitfalls for younger gay teens who have up to a 7 times greater suicide rate than hetero teens and ourselves and they fight us relentlessly for it. Not asking for anybody to like us but if they're going to be so nasty and hateful, I at least want to wave the fact back at them that I have the same rights they have.
And we will.
Homosexuality left a bad taste in my mouth.
Brown Eye of Newt
All we're trying to do in the gay rights movement is lessen those pitfalls for younger gay teens who have up to a 7 times greater suicide rate than hetero teens and ourselves and they fight us relentlessly for it. Not asking for anybody to like us but if they're going to be so nasty and hateful, I at least want to wave the fact back at them that I have the same rights they have.
And we will.
The peckah knows no bigga-tree.
The peckah knows no bigga-tree.
I actually am dreading dying because
I don't know what music my friends
will play at my memorial.
Other Mr. Slomo has detailed instructions for me, should he pass into that Good Night before I. He also has a list of now 20 or so songs that are to be played on our wedding (as yet unplanned). A significant percentage of them are Babs Streisand songs. Oy vei.
I actually am dreading dying because
I don't know what music my friends
will play at my memorial.
Other Mr. Slomo has detailed instructions for me, should he pass into that Good Night before I. He also has a list of now 20 or so songs that are to be played on our wedding (as yet unplanned). A significant percentage of them are Babs Streisand songs. Oy vei.
Best Stevie Nicks parody ever:
Lucy Lawless on Saturday Night Live.
And by the way -- where the hell
is Lucy Lawless????
Best Stevie Nicks parody ever:
Lucy Lawless on Saturday Night Live.
And by the way -- where the hell
is Lucy Lawless????
Kent:
Or "Bravissimaud?"
Kent:
Or "Bravissimaud?"
wGG,
Brilliant
wGG,
Brilliant
I also like Stevie Nicks
What's so embarassing about Stevie Nicks? She rocks! Why is she getting lots of criticism lately? Is it the witch thing?
I also like Stevie Nicks
What's so embarassing about Stevie Nicks? She rocks! Why is she getting lots of criticism lately? Is it the witch thing?
We already have equal right in Canada and increasingly all of Europe and for every year this country denies other human beings equal rights, the nail in the coffin of Christian fundamentalism gets hammered deeper
We already have equal right in Canada and increasingly all of Europe and for every year this country denies other human beings equal rights, the nail in the coffin of Christian fundamentalism gets hammered deeper
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good homosexual relationship by getting married? Can you learn anything from the non-pillow biters?
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good homosexual relationship by getting married? Can you learn anything from the non-pillow biters?
Seriously folks:
Can you think of any memorial music
that wouldn't strike somebody as
mawkish?
It's making me nuts....
Seriously folks:
Can you think of any memorial music
that wouldn't strike somebody as
mawkish?
It's making me nuts....
Jesus was a black gay jew?
So did he look like Sammy Davis Jr?
Jesus was a black gay jew?
So did he look like Sammy Davis Jr?
All we're trying to do in the gay rights movement is lessen those pitfalls for younger gay teens who have up to a 7 times greater suicide rate than hetero teens and ourselves and they fight us relentlessly for it.
Actually, we're trying to do a bit more than that. Like ensure basic property transfer rights, tax benefits, health insurance, hospital visitation, etc....
All we're trying to do in the gay rights movement is lessen those pitfalls for younger gay teens who have up to a 7 times greater suicide rate than hetero teens and ourselves and they fight us relentlessly for it.
Actually, we're trying to do a bit more than that. Like ensure basic property transfer rights, tax benefits, health insurance, hospital visitation, etc....
Do not play my music at a funeral. Aren't people who need people but then watch them be buried sad enough already?
Do not play my music at a funeral. Aren't people who need people but then watch them be buried sad enough already?
I'm not kidding -- if somebody plays
a Big Chill type song at a memorial
service for me, I'll come back and
haunt them through eternity.
I'm not kidding -- if somebody plays
a Big Chill type song at a memorial
service for me, I'll come back and
haunt them through eternity.
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good homosexual relationship by getting married?
Hah, all those wingers who want to ban gay sex: easiest way to do that is to promote gay marriage. After all, everybody knows that sex stops after marriage
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good homosexual relationship by getting married?
Hah, all those wingers who want to ban gay sex: easiest way to do that is to promote gay marriage. After all, everybody knows that sex stops after marriage
I chewed up my pillow last night for no particular reason.
V.I.C.T.O.R.Y, VICTORY VICTORY, THAT'S OUR CRY!!
BWWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
And there's not a damn thing you can do about it you little hateful creep.
I chewed up my pillow last night for no particular reason.
V.I.C.T.O.R.Y, VICTORY VICTORY, THAT'S OUR CRY!!
BWWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
And there's not a damn thing you can do about it you little hateful creep.
Seriously folks:
Can you think of any memorial music
that wouldn't strike somebody as
mawkish?
"Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks?
Seriously folks:
Can you think of any memorial music
that wouldn't strike somebody as
mawkish?
"Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks?
It's making me nuts....
Mozarts Requiem, The late Beethoven string quartets, Glow Girl, perhaps?
It's making me nuts....
Mozarts Requiem, The late Beethoven string quartets, Glow Girl, perhaps?
"Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks?
Ohhh OOoooh Thats a good one!
"Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks?
Ohhh OOoooh Thats a good one!
My best present: one of my students made me a tinfoil hat. It's a cute little cloche with a tinfoil band and a tinfoil peacock feather. She wrapped the box with tinfoil so I wouldn't Suspect. How much do I love that kid.
My best present: one of my students made me a tinfoil hat. It's a cute little cloche with a tinfoil band and a tinfoil peacock feather. She wrapped the box with tinfoil so I wouldn't Suspect. How much do I love that kid.
Well, asshole, it's only "making fun" if you think therre's something wrong w/ being gay. The fundies do; you do; we don't. Do you know he wasn't gay? In a culture where everyone married early, he never married. He ran around w/ a group of 12 men. He may well have been gay. Not daring to mention it doesn't make it less true. And the funidies hate us because they need someone to hate, not because we won't be nice little liberals. Now, please
FOAD.
Hecate
I don't know if it's the tiramsu coffee or the fumes from my fireplace or just that I adore Hecate's comments...but that comment really made me feel good. Thanks.
Well, asshole, it's only "making fun" if you think therre's something wrong w/ being gay. The fundies do; you do; we don't. Do you know he wasn't gay? In a culture where everyone married early, he never married. He ran around w/ a group of 12 men. He may well have been gay. Not daring to mention it doesn't make it less true. And the funidies hate us because they need someone to hate, not because we won't be nice little liberals. Now, please
FOAD.
Hecate
I don't know if it's the tiramsu coffee or the fumes from my fireplace or just that I adore Hecate's comments...but that comment really made me feel good. Thanks.
Not sure if other people have seen this, but it looks like someone at MSNBC likes to poke a little on-air fun at the prez. There's a screen capture on my internets, linked here.
Not sure if other people have seen this, but it looks like someone at MSNBC likes to poke a little on-air fun at the prez. There's a screen capture on my internets, linked here.
Aren't people who need people but then watch them be buried sad enough already?
You haven't lived until you've heard Other Mr. Slomo sing "People". I told him, "I've never heard anything like it before: I'm speechless..."
I'll say it again: Oy vei.
Aren't people who need people but then watch them be buried sad enough already?
You haven't lived until you've heard Other Mr. Slomo sing "People". I told him, "I've never heard anything like it before: I'm speechless..."
I'll say it again: Oy vei.
Seriously:
and at the risk of getting maudlin
I was at a memorial service recently
where they played a version of the
Pretenders "Hymn For Her" that was
by somebody else. Girl singer, with
piano.
Anybody have a clue who might have
recorded it? I think it was some
alt-rock thing.....
Seriously:
and at the risk of getting maudlin
I was at a memorial service recently
where they played a version of the
Pretenders "Hymn For Her" that was
by somebody else. Girl singer, with
piano.
Anybody have a clue who might have
recorded it? I think it was some
alt-rock thing.....
I suspect my funeral will feature Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill"
I suspect my funeral will feature Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill"
Thers got me an ipod. Woo hoo!
Thers got me an ipod. Woo hoo!
"Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks?
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:09 pm | #
Yup. We have a winner.
Bless you, babe.
"Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks?
watertiger | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:09 pm | #
Yup. We have a winner.
Bless you, babe.
Yeah, watertiger & steve,
Monday or Wednesday, I think. Possibly Thursday. Is there a better day?
Yeah, watertiger & steve,
Monday or Wednesday, I think. Possibly Thursday. Is there a better day?
steve simels,
You don't have a shuffleboard match with your mortal coil scheduled in the near term do you?
steve simels,
You don't have a shuffleboard match with your mortal coil scheduled in the near term do you?
I suspect my funeral will feature Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill"
Ah, I'm out of the closet in good company!
One of my favorite tunes (right next to "Supper's Ready.")
I suspect my funeral will feature Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill"
Ah, I'm out of the closet in good company!
One of my favorite tunes (right next to "Supper's Ready.")
Mozarts Requiem, The late Beethoven string quartets, Glow Girl, perhaps?
kent | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:09 pm | #
Kent: Beleve it or not, I was thinking
of all three.
Wow.
Memo to NYMary:
That's a pretty gorgeous song, isn't
it......
Annie, that screen capture is hilarious. Since it is MSNBC, you have to wonder if it is fun, or a devout follower.....
-
Mozarts Requiem, The late Beethoven string quartets, Glow Girl, perhaps?
kent | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:09 pm | #
Kent: Beleve it or not, I was thinking
of all three.
Wow.
Memo to NYMary:
That's a pretty gorgeous song, isn't
it......
Annie, that screen capture is hilarious. Since it is MSNBC, you have to wonder if it is fun, or a devout follower.....
-
Barbara Streisand sucks worse than ΤΏΤ at an all-you-can-eat bathhouse. Buy my album instead.
Barbara Streisand sucks worse than ΤΏΤ at an all-you-can-eat bathhouse. Buy my album instead.
Thers got me an ipod. Woo hoo!
Warning, NYMary. You will become addicted almost immediately!
Thers got me an ipod. Woo hoo!
Warning, NYMary. You will become addicted almost immediately!
Incog,
Hear, hear. As the parent of a gay teen, I will personally kick the ass of anyone who denies her civil rights, up to and including Supreme Court justices. But I'll probably need the buff watertiger to help me.
Incog,
Hear, hear. As the parent of a gay teen, I will personally kick the ass of anyone who denies her civil rights, up to and including Supreme Court justices. But I'll probably need the buff watertiger to help me.
My Funeral Music:
My favorite Dead album: "American Beauty" (of course)
Ripple through still water,
When there is no stone to toss
or wind to blow...
My Funeral Music:
My favorite Dead album: "American Beauty" (of course)
Ripple through still water,
When there is no stone to toss
or wind to blow...
that gorgeous, willowy blonde woman/girl...
ahem, cough..that would be Agnetha.
(Shuffles away embarassed to have known that).
that gorgeous, willowy blonde woman/girl...
ahem, cough..that would be Agnetha.
(Shuffles away embarassed to have known that).
Nah nah nah nah boo boo. Your words can't hurt me, but your zircon-encrusted tweezers won't save you from HIV during dynamo hum.
Nah nah nah nah boo boo. Your words can't hurt me, but your zircon-encrusted tweezers won't save you from HIV during dynamo hum.
I'm better with Wednesday or Thursday, NYMary.
Early in the week is my time in the kitchen. Wednesday deliveries.
I'm better with Wednesday or Thursday, NYMary.
Early in the week is my time in the kitchen. Wednesday deliveries.
Not a lot of bathhouses in Shreveport but plenty of hookers on the corneer for straight men giving each other herpes late on a weekend night.
Not a lot of bathhouses in Shreveport but plenty of hookers on the corneer for straight men giving each other herpes late on a weekend night.
You don't have a shuffleboard match with your mortal coil scheduled in the near
term do you?
kent | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:16 pm | #
Man, that's good!!!
You don't have a shuffleboard match with your mortal coil scheduled in the near
term do you?
kent | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:16 pm | #
Man, that's good!!!
What stategery do you need on a corneer?
What stategery do you need on a corneer?
I second that. Throw watertiger at they asses.
I second that. Throw watertiger at they asses.
ΤΏΤ spelleth like George Bush talketh
ΤΏΤ spelleth like George Bush talketh
My fine young gamine Annie:
Taken along with the "challanges", that 'stratergy' seems just about right...
My fine young gamine Annie:
Taken along with the "challanges", that 'stratergy' seems just about right...
They asses? Are you the giggling murderer in disguise?
They asses? Are you the giggling murderer in disguise?
ΤΏΤ spelleth as George Bush talketh
ΤΏΤ spelleth as George Bush talketh
watertiger, I've been to every store in town looking for "Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks, but all I get is funny and sometimes downright angry stares from the salespersons. Are you putting me on?
watertiger, I've been to every store in town looking for "Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks, but all I get is funny and sometimes downright angry stares from the salespersons. Are you putting me on?
one of my students made me a tinfoil hat. It's a cute little cloche with a tinfoil band and a tinfoil peacock feather.
That's awesome. I too received a cool gift. A "Note to Self" memo pad. It's cool since my last name's Self. There are instructions that can be easily checked off to save time. My favorite is "memorize and burn" It really speaks to the tin foil hatter in me.
one of my students made me a tinfoil hat. It's a cute little cloche with a tinfoil band and a tinfoil peacock feather.
That's awesome. I too received a cool gift. A "Note to Self" memo pad. It's cool since my last name's Self. There are instructions that can be easily checked off to save time. My favorite is "memorize and burn" It really speaks to the tin foil hatter in me.
steve simels - I've always fancied something like this for my own funerary rites.
You have to know the right people tho.
steve simels - I've always fancied something like this for my own funerary rites.
You have to know the right people tho.
http://www.festivalexpress.com/
Going to a xmas party tonite where
they'll be showing this on a fifty
inch DLP screen.
Anybody seen it already?
Sounds pretty good, even if it is
counter culture nostalgia.
http://www.festivalexpress.com/
Going to a xmas party tonite where
they'll be showing this on a fifty
inch DLP screen.
Anybody seen it already?
Sounds pretty good, even if it is
counter culture nostalgia.
God | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:26 pm | #
Uh, that was me. I always forget my place.
God | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:26 pm | #
Uh, that was me. I always forget my place.
Barbara Streisand sucks worse than ΤΏΤ at an all-you-can-eat bathhouse. Buy my album instead.
To the troll posing as so many OTHER trolls:
You can't even let go of your fucking homophobic insecurities for one day? What a good little xian you are.
I find the ones who bark loudest about denying gays and lesbians rights are the ones who are stuffed farthest back in the closet.
May the New Year bring you enlightenment, since happiness is something you won't understand, since you are filled with venom.
Barbara Streisand sucks worse than ΤΏΤ at an all-you-can-eat bathhouse. Buy my album instead.
To the troll posing as so many OTHER trolls:
You can't even let go of your fucking homophobic insecurities for one day? What a good little xian you are.
I find the ones who bark loudest about denying gays and lesbians rights are the ones who are stuffed farthest back in the closet.
May the New Year bring you enlightenment, since happiness is something you won't understand, since you are filled with venom.
blow me and drown from my massive load of spermazoids
blow me and drown from my massive load of spermazoids
Is the name-stealing troll back?
Is the name-stealing troll back?
It's spematazoa you uneducated, Louisiana hick
It's spematazoa you uneducated, Louisiana hick
watertiger, I've been to every store in town looking for "Orgasm Addict" by the
Buzzcocks, but all I get is funny and sometimes downright angry stares from the
salespersons. Are you putting me on?
mike in pr | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:26 pm | #
Good lord -- there's no Buzscocks
best-of available?
What kind of sick sadistic world
do we live in?
watertiger, I've been to every store in town looking for "Orgasm Addict" by the
Buzzcocks, but all I get is funny and sometimes downright angry stares from the
salespersons. Are you putting me on?
mike in pr | Email | Homepage | 12.25.04 - 1:26 pm | #
Good lord -- there's no Buzscocks
best-of available?
What kind of sick sadistic world
do we live in?
watertiger,
Addicted? Done! 660 songs already, but I'm having trouble skipping some and/or getting songs off different desktops. Any hints?
watertiger,
Addicted? Done! 660 songs already, but I'm having trouble skipping some and/or getting songs off different desktops. Any hints?
oops, spermatazoa
oops, spermatazoa
mike in pr, rhino released orgasm addict on one of the discs in their punk series called DIY. don't remember which disc it's on though. i've got it on that and on the buzzcocks best of album.
mike in pr, rhino released orgasm addict on one of the discs in their punk series called DIY. don't remember which disc it's on though. i've got it on that and on the buzzcocks best of album.
My New Year's resolution is for all trolls to choke on their own vomit and die.
My New Year's resolution is for all trolls to choke on their own vomit and die.
NYM - That would be Salisbury Hill, hein?
NYM - That would be Salisbury Hill, hein?
mike in pr:
look for Singles Going Steady. Great compilation of their stuff.
mike in pr:
look for Singles Going Steady. Great compilation of their stuff.
NYM - That would be Salisbury Hill, hein?
(GD code)
NYM - That would be Salisbury Hill, hein?
(GD code)
GWPDA,
Nope. Solsbury.
GWPDA,
Nope. Solsbury.
God,
Don't burn! Think what your little notes could bring in on eBay!
God,
Don't burn! Think what your little notes could bring in on eBay!
Seriously --
When I die, I'd appreciate any movement
from Vaughan Williams; Fifth symphony.
Got me through the Kennedy assasination.
Don't know why, though. I think
it just happened to be played on WQXR, which
was the local classical station.
If you've never heard it, it's
serapically beautiful. In a Celtic
sort of way.
Seriously --
When I die, I'd appreciate any movement
from Vaughan Williams; Fifth symphony.
Got me through the Kennedy assasination.
Don't know why, though. I think
it just happened to be played on WQXR, which
was the local classical station.
If you've never heard it, it's
serapically beautiful. In a Celtic
sort of way.
Man, that's good!!!
Glad you likey, also glad that your demise is not immenent.
The GF's relations have arrived in tact, I will try to sneak off and come back here from time to time.
Man, that's good!!!
Glad you likey, also glad that your demise is not immenent.
The GF's relations have arrived in tact, I will try to sneak off and come back here from time to time.
Nope. Solsbury.
Peter Gabriel at his best.
Nope. Solsbury.
Peter Gabriel at his best.
Wow, the tolerance in this romm is infintesimally less than that which you profess that I have. Hey, I'm not a Christian, nor a "homophobe". I couldn't care less what consensual hole you stick your lil' peepee in tonight. If someone makes a joke, it does not make them a hateful little creep, even if you find it unfunny. What's funny is people here calling themselves God and ΤΏΤ accusing others of name stealing. I love this new moniker more than ΤΏΤ likes rectal prolapse. Get over yourselves. Nobody cares. Just get your Range Rover out of the fucking left lane.
Wow, the tolerance in this romm is infintesimally less than that which you profess that I have. Hey, I'm not a Christian, nor a "homophobe". I couldn't care less what consensual hole you stick your lil' peepee in tonight. If someone makes a joke, it does not make them a hateful little creep, even if you find it unfunny. What's funny is people here calling themselves God and ΤΏΤ accusing others of name stealing. I love this new moniker more than ΤΏΤ likes rectal prolapse. Get over yourselves. Nobody cares. Just get your Range Rover out of the fucking left lane.
Wait a minute God. What do you care if anyone reads your no........... Oh.
Wait a minute God. What do you care if anyone reads your no........... Oh.
Oops, I forgot to put some crunchy cat chow out but String let me know by ambushing my leg and leading me to his empty bowl. He's happily crunching away again.
So far I've been blessed to not hear, Grandma Got Runnover By Some Reindeer. If I can somehow manage to get through the rest of this year without that song heard played, I'll consider it a success.
Oops, I forgot to put some crunchy cat chow out but String let me know by ambushing my leg and leading me to his empty bowl. He's happily crunching away again.
So far I've been blessed to not hear, Grandma Got Runnover By Some Reindeer. If I can somehow manage to get through the rest of this year without that song heard played, I'll consider it a success.
Re: Hateful Little Creep.
Truth-in-advertizing, at least....
Re: Hateful Little Creep.
Truth-in-advertizing, at least....
Hey, ΤΏΤ gave me the name. Slomo the homo.....
Hey, ΤΏΤ gave me the name. Slomo the homo.....
Wow, the tolerance in this romm is infintesimally less than that which you profess that I have
-- Hateful Little Creep
I have never professed to be "tolerant". In fact, I'm quite open about the fact that I'm intolerant of assholes.
Wow, the tolerance in this romm is infintesimally less than that which you profess that I have
-- Hateful Little Creep
I have never professed to be "tolerant". In fact, I'm quite open about the fact that I'm intolerant of assholes.
Slomo the homo.....
Yep, that's me, and proud of it...
Slomo the homo.....
Yep, that's me, and proud of it...
Re: Solsbury Hill
I'm going on record here as saying
that the single most beautful sound
that ever existed is a twelve-string
guitar.
Electric or acoustic.
Roger McGuinn or Leo Kottke.
Re: Solsbury Hill
I'm going on record here as saying
that the single most beautful sound
that ever existed is a twelve-string
guitar.
Electric or acoustic.
Roger McGuinn or Leo Kottke.
ΤΏΤ Most think this moniker is a face but I really had the idea of two balls and a small troll penis like our resident troll.
ΤΏΤ Most think this moniker is a face but I really had the idea of two balls and a small troll penis like our resident troll.
Oops, I forgot to put some crunchy cat chow out but String let me know by ambushing my leg and leading me to his empty bowl. He's happily crunching away again.
Gabi, our dog, always lies lengthwise on top of our bladders in order to wake us up, let her out to poop, and feed her.
Oops, I forgot to put some crunchy cat chow out but String let me know by ambushing my leg and leading me to his empty bowl. He's happily crunching away again.
Gabi, our dog, always lies lengthwise on top of our bladders in order to wake us up, let her out to poop, and feed her.
It's spematazoa you uneducated, Louisiana hick
Yup. REAL tolerant.
Fucking git.
It's spematazoa you uneducated, Louisiana hick
Yup. REAL tolerant.
Fucking git.
PEACE............YOURS IN PEACE
PEACE............YOURS IN PEACE
ΤΏΤ Most think this moniker is a face but I really had the idea of two balls and a small troll penis like our resident troll.
Thanks for clarifying, I could never decide whether it was a face or a basket.
In any case, I fed the troll a little bit out of the holiday spirit.... I think it was hungry!!
ΤΏΤ Most think this moniker is a face but I really had the idea of two balls and a small troll penis like our resident troll.
Thanks for clarifying, I could never decide whether it was a face or a basket.
In any case, I fed the troll a little bit out of the holiday spirit.... I think it was hungry!!
Gabi, our dog, always lies lengthwise on top of our bladders in order to wake us up, let her out to poop, and feed her.
Slomo
They study this and believe our domesticated animals after having adapted along side us for about 10 to 20 thousand years understand us perfectly. Especially cats. Scientists who study it say even a cats meow is supposed to mimic a baby's cry to get us to respond.
Gabi, our dog, always lies lengthwise on top of our bladders in order to wake us up, let her out to poop, and feed her.
Slomo
They study this and believe our domesticated animals after having adapted along side us for about 10 to 20 thousand years understand us perfectly. Especially cats. Scientists who study it say even a cats meow is supposed to mimic a baby's cry to get us to respond.
"Do good to those who spitefully
use you."
--Why Christianity isn't the world's
dominant religion.....
"Do good to those who spitefully
use you."
--Why Christianity isn't the world's
dominant religion.....
Look guys, George W Bush isn't gay. He just likes Karl Rove. A lot. He also likes wearing jumpsuits, and occasionally, funny-looking beige jackets when he's out with the troops. Is any of that against the law?
Look guys, George W Bush isn't gay. He just likes Karl Rove. A lot. He also likes wearing jumpsuits, and occasionally, funny-looking beige jackets when he's out with the troops. Is any of that against the law?
Good lord -- there's no Buzscocks
best-of available?
There's a fairly decent one still in print called Operators Manual as well as Singles Going Steady which is indispensable.
Good lord -- there's no Buzscocks
best-of available?
There's a fairly decent one still in print called Operators Manual as well as Singles Going Steady which is indispensable.
In any case, I fed the troll a little bit out of the holiday spirit.... I think it was hungry!!
Slomo
It's hungry to slob my knob and is mean because it knows it will never happen.
In any case, I fed the troll a little bit out of the holiday spirit.... I think it was hungry!!
Slomo
It's hungry to slob my knob and is mean because it knows it will never happen.
steve,
Yes about the 12-string. I also think that acoustic very rarely works in rock, but that one does.
(I will confess to a weakness for banjos and bagpipes though. Now I'll cringe and walk away into my Big Country dream.)
steve,
Yes about the 12-string. I also think that acoustic very rarely works in rock, but that one does.
(I will confess to a weakness for banjos and bagpipes though. Now I'll cringe and walk away into my Big Country dream.)
As in Aqua Solis? Bath? Well, that loses a bit in the filter, dunnit?
As in Aqua Solis? Bath? Well, that loses a bit in the filter, dunnit?
Atrios probably took a moment away from a turkey slice and cranberry sauce with friends and family to ban its stupid ass.
Atrios probably took a moment away from a turkey slice and cranberry sauce with friends and family to ban its stupid ass.
GWPDA,
re: your funeral tune: Sousa and I share a birthday. So do Sally Field, and, I think, Central Scrutinizer.
GWPDA,
re: your funeral tune: Sousa and I share a birthday. So do Sally Field, and, I think, Central Scrutinizer.
Get over yourselves. Nobody cares.
That was about 3 minutes you'll never get back telling me you don't care.
HA!
Get over yourselves. Nobody cares.
That was about 3 minutes you'll never get back telling me you don't care.
HA!
NYMary;
Four words:
XTC:
Senses Working Overtime.
Ah, ......
NYMary;
Four words:
XTC:
Senses Working Overtime.
Ah, ......
Sorry to be vulgar, but, George Bush is a closet gay, as is Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz. Witness how much they love buggering the troops.
Sorry to be vulgar, but, George Bush is a closet gay, as is Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz. Witness how much they love buggering the troops.
steve,
You know I love that. Partridge is basically a god as far as I'm concerned. The other day, I was watching a video of videos while wrapping presents and my teen came in during "Dear God."
"I kinda like your music, Mom."
You could have knocked me over with a feather.
steve,
You know I love that. Partridge is basically a god as far as I'm concerned. The other day, I was watching a video of videos while wrapping presents and my teen came in during "Dear God."
"I kinda like your music, Mom."
You could have knocked me over with a feather.
They study this and believe our domesticated animals after having adapted along side us for about 10 to 20 thousand years understand us perfectly. Especially cats. Scientists who study it say even a cats meow is supposed to mimic a baby's cry to get us to respond.
I know about the dog studies. There is a Science article about this (although you need a member logon to read it online). See this blog entry:
So how has this tightly coupled evolution affected our relationship with the little woofer? Cognitive research shows that dogs respond to human social cues better than any other animal, including our assumed ancestor, the chimpanzee and their closest extant relative, the wolf. So when you look into your dogs eyes, and you think there is something more there than a blank stare, there probably is.
Dog knows, Gabi can read my mind...
They study this and believe our domesticated animals after having adapted along side us for about 10 to 20 thousand years understand us perfectly. Especially cats. Scientists who study it say even a cats meow is supposed to mimic a baby's cry to get us to respond.
I know about the dog studies. There is a Science article about this (although you need a member logon to read it online). See this blog entry:
So how has this tightly coupled evolution affected our relationship with the little woofer? Cognitive research shows that dogs respond to human social cues better than any other animal, including our assumed ancestor, the chimpanzee and their closest extant relative, the wolf. So when you look into your dogs eyes, and you think there is something more there than a blank stare, there probably is.
Dog knows, Gabi can read my mind...
watertiger, I've been to every store in town looking for "Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks, but all I get is funny and sometimes downright angry stares from the salespersons.
Any record store salesclerk who does not know that song should be fired immediately. Of course, in this day of $6.50 an hour retail jobs, most people behind the sales counters don't know shit about the products their stores are selling anyway. Ability to work a cash register is the only job requirement, and sometimes not even that.
watertiger, I've been to every store in town looking for "Orgasm Addict" by the Buzzcocks, but all I get is funny and sometimes downright angry stares from the salespersons.
Any record store salesclerk who does not know that song should be fired immediately. Of course, in this day of $6.50 an hour retail jobs, most people behind the sales counters don't know shit about the products their stores are selling anyway. Ability to work a cash register is the only job requirement, and sometimes not even that.
Don't burn! Think what your little notes could bring in on eBay!
mena
total oops, I promise. I only play god in satire. I should know better than to impersonate...My Christmas lesson is to love myself as I am and not be a poser. But if you're going to pose...may as well pose big...no, I love me as I am, and dog gone it, I'm special.
Don't burn! Think what your little notes could bring in on eBay!
mena
total oops, I promise. I only play god in satire. I should know better than to impersonate...My Christmas lesson is to love myself as I am and not be a poser. But if you're going to pose...may as well pose big...no, I love me as I am, and dog gone it, I'm special.
the single most beautful sound
that ever existed is a twelve-string
guitar.
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Yes!! Merry Christmas!
the single most beautful sound
that ever existed is a twelve-string
guitar.
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Ye