I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
grish drat frist
grish drat frist
No thanks.
No thanks.
bleedin' wankahs
bleedin' wankahs
"Self-aggrandizing horseshit".
Says it all.
"Self-aggrandizing horseshit".
Says it all.
Come on, come on! Feel it, Feel it!
Come on, come on! Feel it, Feel it!
but that link is sullied. you should warn us, our enormous eyes could get dirty.
but that link is sullied. you should warn us, our enormous eyes could get dirty.
So Sully can Wank by fondling his buttocks?!?
So Sully can Wank by fondling his buttocks?!?
Wankerific.
Wankerific.
Kevin Drum called Andrew Sullivan's blog a "must read" the other day.
Really.
Kevin Drum called Andrew Sullivan's blog a "must read" the other day.
Really.
We could have a Wanker of the Day (WotD), and never run out. Unfortunately.
We could have a Wanker of the Day (WotD), and never run out. Unfortunately.
Let me get this straight -- Sully is blaming KERRY for Abu Ghraib?
I know "wanker" is the word of the week, but I still think "hose-bag" is the worst thing you can call a person.
I think all wrong-thinking people are right.
I know "wanker" is the word of the week, but I still think "hose-bag" is the worst thing you can call a person.
I'd be most offended if you called me a republican, but feel free to disagree on that one.
Okay Mr. Bill, point really, really conceded. Maybe we could agree on "Republican Hose-bag". Try it with a sneer!
"hose bag"? is this like "snog"?
BTW, I really like referring to
him as Sully the Pooh.
Woohoo!!!
*ahem*
Sorry. I'm sure the Jets will manage to blow it, but that was still pretty cool...
K&Y, it's just a variation of douchebag. Only more....vivid.
Eli - this Browns fan hopes the hated Steelers lose. That way I have a better chance of watching my adopted (read: winning) team, the Pats, do it again.
Although I admit that I wouldn't mind seeing Peyton Manning go to the big dance.
I'm starting to think that the first comment on The Poor Man's posts is *always* "Amen", or some variation thereof. Well-deserved, tho.
Eli,
Schweeeeet.
Grey Psoda sez:
Kevin Drum called Andrew Sullivan's blog a "must read" the other day.
I thought Drum was OK when he was CalPundit. But now he exhibets the worst stereotypes of "liberals".
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I'm starting to think that the first comment on The Poor Man's posts is *always* "Amen", or some variation thereof. Well-deserved, tho.
Amen.
Perhaps what we need is a distinction between decent bloggers with whom we disagree (can't think of any right now), and everyone else--the demented (who are legion).
NTodd sez:
I think all wrong-thinking people are right.
I think the opposite.
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Kevin Drum called Andrew Sullivan's blog a "must read" the other day.
I thought Drum was OK when he was CalPundit. But now he exhibets the worst stereotypes of "liberals".
I heard he's in the employ of Paul Begala.
BTW, I was pretty harsh to Kevin in a post that I trackbacked to him and he actually came over and commented. Then we had a brief but friendly exchange via e-mail. He's a good egg, but he's got to act all respectable now.
From where I sit, if anybody wanted to pay me to blog, I'd never change. Unless the money was wicked good.
Hey... Go Steelers
I think all wrong-thinking people are right.
I think the opposite.
You're right!
I vote for Sully the Pooh:
Sully-the-Pooh,
Sully-the-Pooh,
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with cock.
He's Sully-the-Pooh.
Sully-the-Pooh.
Willy, nilly, silly, old barebacker.
Although I admit that I wouldn't mind seeing Peyton Manning go to the big dance.
For a second there, I thought you said you wanted to see Peyton Manning do some kind of dance. Now *that* would be entertaining. Maybe even better than Mark Madsen...
Lava sez:
Hey... Go Steelers
Who now?
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Vanity Fair has a very good article this month by Donovan Webster on the torture in Iraq. He interviewed Iraqi's who were tortured....some who were tortured months after Abu Ghraib was exposed. By their accounts Graner sounds like one sadistic guy.
Hey... Go Steelers
Boo! 
For a second there, I thought you said you wanted to see Peyton Manning do some kind of dance. Now *that* would be entertaining. Maybe even better than Mark Madsen...
Heh, for a second there, I though you said it would be better than Michael Madsen. I wondered whose ear he would cut off.
"Here I am, stuck in the middle with you..."
Sully is officially Infinite Wanker.
That was the single most outrageously greasy ass wanky bit of wank I've ever read.
Please never make me read anything he has written again. I just see him forever, picking his ass on RealTime.
Graner sounds like one sadistic guy.
Just following orders...
John F. Kerry, the ''heroic'' protester of Vietnam, ducked the issue out of what? Fear? Ignorance?
What Kerry could say and what Kerry couldn't say was a huge problem the whole campaign. Can you imagine what the LCM (Lying Conservative Media) would have said had Kerry made the torture issue a major component of his campaign?
"Well, John Kerry has once again shown his contempt for American soldiers by condemning them for a little fun and games in Iraq. These so-called torture victims were terrorists, folks! They were just about to come to America and kill you the minute thay were captured. And here's John Kerry, the opportunist, talking smack about these brave Americans just because they put panties on somebody's head."
Man, I totally have to defend Kerry's campaign because of his having to deal with crap like this.
That was the single most outrageously greasy ass wanky bit of wank I've ever read.
Hey, how do we know that's Tena? Oh, nevermind...
There are three divisions of bloggers: politically unconcerned (such as the sadly now defunct Belle de Jour), the responsible (usually academics offering free advice on their area of concern, such as David Neiwert, Juan Cole or Max Sawicky, but also a kind of honest, real jounalism), and the bought-and-paid-for Nazis called "warbloggers" (Misha, Chuck Johnson, etc).
Back on topic, I am also disappointed that Kerry didn't make an issue of Abu Ghraib, which would have been right in keeping with all that was right and good about his anti-Vietnam activities & testimony, and could cement his rep as a noble defender of What Is Right.
On the other hand, his intent may have been the opposite - to not do *anything* that might remind people that he was a damn dirty hippie peacenik. I can understand it, but I still think it was a mistake, both morally *and* strategically, if he started drawing attention to just how high up the food chain the responsibility went.
Nice recovery, Coleman.
Woohoo!
Can I get another high-five, tiger?
On the other hand, his intent may have been the opposite - to not do *anything* that might remind people that he was a damn dirty hippie peacenik. I can understand it, but I still think it was a mistake, both morally *and* strategically, if he started drawing attention to just how high up the food chain the responsibility went.
See, that was just the problem! He shouldn't have been afraid of his "peacenik" status. Embrace it, goddammit, because that's what made him different from Bush! He spoke out for what he believed in back then. Now he's just overly concerned with poll results (as is the DNC).
They're so afraid to distinguish themselves from the Republicans. Oooh, scary. I'm different.
Sully-the-Pooh,
Sully-the-Pooh,
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with cock.
He's Sully-the-Pooh.
Sully-the-Pooh.
Willy, nilly, silly, old barebacker.
This is f-ing hi-sterical!
I gotta go!
Word, Eli! No fumbles for Bettis all season, huh?
Well, NOW there is. But I refuse to get cocky.
(secretly doing the Snoopy dance)
What Kerry could say and what Kerry couldn't say was a huge problem the whole campaign. Can you imagine what the LCM (Lying Conservative Media) would have said had Kerry made the torture issue a major component of his campaign?
"Well, John Kerry has once again shown his contempt for American soldiers by condemning them for a little fun and games in Iraq. These so-called torture victims were terrorists, folks! They were just about to come to America and kill you the minute thay were captured. And here's John Kerry, the opportunist, talking smack about these brave Americans just because they put panties on somebody's head."
And that's the problem with today's Dems. They avoid confrontation rather than trying to figure things out a few moves ahead. They rightly know that the media would attack Kerry for his stance, but that doesn't mean back away: it means think of a response to their response and pre-empt it. The GOP treats this as war, and the Dems treat it like a tea party where you don't want to piss off the guests.
By the by, I wrote a little bit about this in the context of Social Security today.
(Apologies if I already linked to the post. One of the many dangers of being an incurable blogwhore is that you sometimes, you know, forget where and what you've whored. I blame the flu, plus the fact that I got baked too often in college).
How much sump could a sump pump pump, if a sump pump could pump sump?
K and y,
I guess the question is, is there anyone blogging on the Right who is intellectually honest, and not motivated by hate?
N.B. I'm reading Alan Furst's Dark Star. I get the idea it was written early--his magnum opus, and a masterpiece all the rest of his work tries to equal, but doesn't. At any rate, he makes a statement to the effect of, the Nazis are motivated solely by hate. How little things change.
Please never make me read anything he has written again. I just see him forever, picking his ass on RealTime.
Thanks, Tena.
I was hungry.....
See, that was just the problem!
There are folks (I know one) who regularly re-fight the Civil War. If only, they say, and go from there...
Is that what we want to devote our energies to?
(secretly doing the Snoopy dance)
Uh, watertiger, darling? You said that out loud.
Uh, watertiger, darling? You said that out loud.
Shit.
How much sump could a sump pump pump, if a sump pump could pump sump?
Ask Sully.
Following up on NTodd, tiger, and Hoosier X: The Democrats MUST learn how to stake out the moral high ground. They occupy it on almost every single issue, and yet they seem completely incapable of actually looking and sounding like it.
I know the SCLM has a lot to do with it, but I don't really get the impression that they're consistently generating a lot of good ol' fashioned moral outrage like the right does, even when they're in the wrong (which is pretty much always).
I mean, geez, the Republicans can muster moral outrage about mushy liberals being anti-death squads - we *have* to be able to counter that. And if that *loses* elections for us, then this country fucking *deserves* to go to Hell.
Uh, watertiger, darling? You said that out loud.
Shit.
That might explain why they didn't go anywhere on the possession.
Remember, tiger - a pessimist is never disappointed. Or surprised.
How much sump could a sump pump pump, if a sump pump could pump sump?
Got me, but I can do a pretty good pump imitation.
-Liddy Dole
That might explain why they didn't go anywhere on the possession.
(chastened, sitting back down)
Today's news flashes:
Torture is bad.
Dan Dierdorf is an idiot.
Dan Dierdorf is an idiot.
I thought we'd be rid...
did he just say "this is where a real man stands up"?
That might explain why they didn't go anywhere on the possession.
(chastened, sitting back down)
I'm just here to help. As a Browns fan, I did the snoopy dance a lot in '86 and '87, and fucking Denver showed me the error of my ways.
did he just say "this is where a real man stands up"?
I try not to listen, but sometimes some of it slips through the shields.
So glad CBS is using their |33t broadcast team for these crucual playoff games...
Dan Dierdorf is an idiot.
You repeat yourself.
Bugger.
I blame tiger.
fark.
did he just say "this is where a real man stands up"?
I thought real mean tortured helpless prisoners of war.
Oooh, no no no, my friend. I'm not to blame. I blame Dan Dierdorf.
Look, we knew going in that the Jets are going to lose.
Eli, maybe it does deserve to go to hell, and maybe we're all feeling so queasy because it is. Our entire government has become nothing more than a plastic fig leaf, covering the
obscene place where the interests of commerce and ideology intersect.
It hurts like a bitch some days.
"Hate" is not a motivation, purely speaking: it is a product of fear. All reactionary/Nazi/Rethug/etc tension is class tension, class warfare. So their real underlying motive is the sense of stealing their place in the economic sun, which is obviously fearful, and they are concerned with defending themselves from the rightful "owners" of what everyone owns. Hate is a bad answer, though, because the hate must come from somewhere, and it smells like the weekly Holocaust movie's Oprahnomic logic about "for no reason but what they wound up doing" (which is hardly even English; how is a result its reason?) and so on.
"Well, John Kerry has once again shown his contempt for American soldiers by condemning them for a little fun and games in Iraq. These so-called torture victims were terrorists, folks!
No, the proper response to torture by Kerry would to have pin the blame where it belonged--in the Pentagon and the White House, like he did back in '71. It would have also given him an opportunity to defend his '71 statements, which he never did.
I thought real mean tortured helpless prisoners of war.
Oops, Freudian slip.
Oops. Excuse me, interrupting the football like that..
I'm sure Sully will have something to say about the courage Ben Rathlens...rathle....the Pittsburgh QB showed on the field.
Eli - I really agree with you. Why the Democrats are being cautious is beyond me - for christ's sake - they got nothing to lose at this point and everything to gain.
I wrote to my state party about Dean. I sent my membership/donation form back with a note that said: I'll give you $$ when Dean is chair. What else can we do?
No, the proper response to torture by Kerry would to have pin the blame where it belonged--in the Pentagon and the White House, like he did back in '71. It would have also given him an opportunity to defend his '71 statements, which he never did.
Bingo. The best chess players look more than a single move ahead. The Dems don't think strategically. At least their tactics are getting a bit better, but they still need a better grasp of the big picture.
Problem with the "liberals" on TV and print is...when they point out the log in the eye of the Republicans, the GOP and their Media Masters immediately start shrieking about some iffing splinter in some liberal's eye.
Then the "liberal" either attacks the other liberal or apologizes for the existence of the splinter in the eye meanwhile, the right runs around like a blinded cyclops, screaming and grabbing everyone's asses.
The solution?
Aside from beheading?
No, the proper response to torture by Kerry would to have pin the blame where it belonged--in the Pentagon and the White House, like he did back in '71. It would have also given him an opportunity to defend his '71 statements, which he never did.
Amen. On all points.
did he just say "this is where a real man stands up"?
I thought real mean tortured helpless prisoners of war.
Maybe he meant "real men work standing up 8 hours a day."
watertiger - Roethlisberger. (I just copied that from cnnsi.com!)
Gadzooks, it's Hell these days for a Pittsburgher who hates football.
(Go stillers. (I have to say that to keep from being lynched.))
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I wrote to my state party about Dean. I sent my membership/donation form back with a note that said: I'll give you $$ when Dean is chair. What else can we do?
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Thanks for the great idea Tena. I'm doing that today.
The right runs around like a blinded cyclops, screaming and grabbing everyone's asses.
Whoa. How do I get me some of that?
The solution? Holding the line, instead of dissipating like whinnying ninnies the minute the thugs present a challenge.
It's a tall order, I understand.
Maybe he meant "real men work standing up 8 hours a day."
Nah, because that would mean he's not a real man since he sits on his ass all day in the booth.
Our entire government has become nothing more than a plastic fig leaf, covering the
obscene place where the interests of commerce and ideology intersect.
Calling the government a "fig leaf" for that is a bit like calling a concierge a "doorstop." They're actively facilitating the looting, pillaging, and demagoguing.
Yes.
I wrote to my state party about Dean. I sent my membership/donation form back with a note that said: I'll give you $$ when Dean is chair. What else can we do?
To be blunt, I didn't particularly like Dean as a candidate. A little too much like a Democratic version of the 2000 McCain - great passion, but a little too gaffe-prone. But after reading one of his recent speeches about what direction the Democrats should take, I think he'd be an oustanding choice for DNC chair.
Whether or not the Dems pick him will be... revealing.
real men work standing up 8 hours a day
watertiger sez:
I'm sure Sully will have something to say about the courage Ben Rathlens...rathle....the Pittsburgh QB showed on the field.
They've even named cooked ground-beef patties after him Raffla, Raffle, Roverburghers or something.
Oh, and in the supermarket earlier: "Big Ben Tortillas".
When's that "Superbowl" thingee?
Wake me up then.
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The right runs around like a blinded cyclops, screaming and grabbing everyone's asses.
Except for the ones who run around screaming and grabbing their *own* asses, of course...
real men work standing up 8 hours a day
The Laura2000 can stand for up to 12 hours.
gotdammit.
Eli, this is NOT my fault.
They've even named cooked ground-beef patties after him Raffla, Raffle, Roverburghers or something.
They're quite tasty, actually... I'm probably lucky my heart and/or colon have not exploded since then.
Eli, this is NOT my fault.
I'm only blaming you for the touchdown. The missed field goal is all pure Same Old Jets karma.
Calling the government a "fig leaf" for that is a bit like calling a concierge a "doorstop."
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Okay, nice spike. It still seems to me that they're digging the hole deeper than I've heard of it reaching before, and more concerned with cover than I've seen in my life. Including Nixon.
What Kerry could say and what Kerry couldn't say was a huge problem the whole campaign.
Spot on he was between a rock and a hard place. I respect him and would never want to sound like I was judging his decisions. I truly would not have wanted to be in his shoes - married to a wealthy heiress, yes, but not the man on the line against the chimpster with all of the BS going on.
I do hope we can eventually intellegently talk about what went right and what went wrong, however.
I'm only blaming you for the touchdown. The missed field goal is all pure Same Old Jets karma.
Oh, okay.
Dierdorf, STFU.
... the way to oppose torture is by opposing torture.
Yes.
'nuff said.
OOO!!!
Whooooo! (not dancing)
.. the way to oppose torture is by opposing torture.
One would think, no?
This is where I have to go into the other room and listen from there. Can't handle the stress.
It still seems to me that they're digging the hole deeper than I've heard of it reaching before, and more concerned with cover than I've seen in my life. Including Nixon.
Oh, absolutely. I was only little during the Nixon years, so I didn't really live through them in any meaningful way, but there is little doubt in my mind that this is the most thoroughly corrupt administration this country has ever seen.
Nixon was a bad, bad guy, but he wasn't stupid, and he did manage to do a few pragmatic and positive things, enough for his image to be rehabilitated 20 years later or so.
Unless the Middle East miraculously becomes a hotbed of democracy, and terrorism becomes a minor nuisance like prostitution, I just don't see what positives anyone is going to be able to point out about Bush 20 years later.
watertiger sez:
whinnying ninnies
Good band name.
.
Whooooo! (not dancing)
Ixnay on any elebrationcay until they orescay.
Good band name.
I'm thinking Country Steve And The Death Crumpets, but that's probably just me.
Elaine - Then the "liberal" either attacks the other liberal or apologizes for the existence of the splinter in the eye meanwhile, the right runs around like a blinded cyclops, screaming and grabbing everyone's asses.
The solution?
Aside from beheading?
Have I told you how much I enjoy your comments? This one is a prime example of that. Just brilliant.
Steelers just called a timeout to ice watertiger.
Feh.
Steelers just called a timeout to ice watertiger.
Good. Another dance and the Jets are done for.
I was in the other room. I had nothing to do with that.
That was a for-shit kick.
Eli, in other news Resident Bush today proposed opening up China.
kidding.
I can't watch it anymore.
Eli, in other news Resident Bush today proposed opening up China.
With an intercontinental ballistic scalpel.
Good. Another dance and the Jets are done for.
During overtime, I shall be doing the Snoopy dance for the Steelers.
I was in the other room. I had nothing to do with that.
Actually, you had everything to do with it!
See, over the years of rooting for disappointing teams, I've developed a theory: if you start watching and things get stressful because they might blow it, you HAVE to continue watching as an act of faith lest they lose while you're in the other room.
The other rules get a bit more complicated (e.g., when you come into the game halfway through you actually shouldn't watch if the team is winning or losing, but if you come into the game close to the end, you should only watch if they're losing). Occam's Razor would say the simplest explanation for my teams losing is that I pick shitty teams, but I prefer to think I have control over the situtation and just need to understand the celestial mechanics of sports better.
I prefer to think I have control over the situtation and just need to understand the celestial mechanics of sports better.
I don't WANT control over the situation. Believe me, you think I enjoy this power?
Robert - getting back to Sully's picking his ass on RealTime - the most amazing thing about it was that it just went on and on and on. I kept thinking surely he'll stop. surely he'll realize people are watching him. But NOooooooooooooo.
I can't believe he didn't immediately commit sepuku when he saw the tape.
See, over the years of rooting for disappointing teams, I've developed a theory: if you start watching and things get stressful because they might blow it, you HAVE to continue watching as an act of faith lest they lose while you're in the other room.
See, I think you're dead wrong on that. Murphy's Law trumps Occam's Razor (Murphy's Razor would just be unstoppable!) every time. Granted, this only applies if my team is losing, but the odds of my team making a cool dramatic comeback are drastically improved if I'm cowering and afraid to watch.
I don't WANT control over the situation. Believe me, you think I enjoy this power?
You're certainly not making very good use of it.
Is sepukku spelled with 2 k's?
I can't believe he didn't immediately commit sepuku when he saw the tape.
Maybe he's just very proud of his buttocks?
seppuku
Is sepukku spelled with 2 k's?
One k, two ps. But not in that order.
During overtime, I shall be doing the Snoopy dance for the Steelers.
Sorry, but God is never fooled by that and sees into the hearts of football fans. Recall Ecclesiastes 11:9:
Follow the ways of your heart and whatever your eyes see, but know that for all these things God will bring you to judgment.
You must have faith. You are being tested.
Maybe he's just very proud of his buttocks?
Maybe he just kneads the attention.
did he just say "this is where a real man stands up"?
watertiger
That made my head snap around. Being a kneejerk librul, I was thinking "yeah, forget all that standing for the little people crap - ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!!"
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N.B. I'm reading Alan Furst's Dark Star. I get the idea it was written early--his magnum opus, and a masterpiece all the rest of his work tries to equal, but doesn't. ...
Dr. Pedant, 7:03 pm
I heart Alan Furst. Or, rather, his writings. Chanced upon Red Gold at the public library back when it first came out. Thought it would be a nice, light, entertaining summer read.
Oh. Oh, my.
Couldn't put the book down. Upon finishing it, went immediately in search of his other books. Haven't been disappointed yet. All the characters are different. All the situations are different. And oh so well researched. But Dark Star is still my fav.
Have you read his interviews over at
Being that he's a Leather Bottom, how can The Creature From the Blog Lagoon claim to be opposed to torture?
Murphy's Razor would just be unstoppable!
I used to have a Murphy's Razor, but it never worked right.
I was in the other room. I had nothing to do with that.
Actually, you had everything to do with it!
I have to agree. By Wisconsin rules if your team is doing well you MUST remain in the position you've held.
Oh, that was a brilliant 3rd down call by Hackett - those swing passes have just been there all night, haven't they...
Useless bloody wanker.
Has anyone ever considered that maybe Sully's butt rubbing was actually some sort of secret code?
Oh, that was helpful commentary from the sidelines. How much did Pittsburgh pay him to say the Jets were feeling like shit?
Has anyone ever considered that maybe Sully's butt rubbing was actually some sort of secret code?
For what? And for who?
Did anything weird happen shortly afterwards?
Ahem.
Have you read his interviews over at identitytheory.com ?
I can blame Haloscan for that fuckup, can't I?
Can't I??
I love how the announcers get all rah-rah for whichever team has the momentum. Fairweather fuckwits.
For what? And for who?
Did anything weird happen shortly afterwards?
Who the hell knows? I'm just practicing being a journalist.
Who the hell knows? I'm just practicing being a journalist.
I hear Atrios and Kos occasionally touch their butts, too.
I'm just sayin'.
I love how the announcers get all rah-rah for whichever team has the momentum. Fairweather fuckwits.
They figure they'll get a Cabinet post from whoever wins.
Pretty sure the Jets gonna lose at this point...
Did Dierdorf just say "feet to the fire"??? God, even HE got the damned memo?
Pretty sure the Jets gonna lose at this point...
Like I said.
it means he's recently visited Snitch. The vigor of the rubbing explains whether he remembered to be a good lad and bring scotch with him.
I hear Atrios and Kos occasionally touch their butts, too.
So now you're drawing an equivalency between somebody who shoves his thumb up his ass on TV and bloggers who touch their butts in the privacy of their own homes?
Wow, they just observed that if the Steelers don't score a touchdown, that they will attempt a field goal.
I hope they're getting the big bucks for that kind of in-depth analysis.
So now you're drawing an equivalency between somebody who shoves his thumb up his ass on TV and bloggers who touch their butts in the privacy of their own homes?
She did say she was practicing to be a journalist. I was just trying to be helpful.
Wow, they just observed that if the Steelers don't score a touchdown, that they will attempt a field goal.
I hope they're getting the big bucks for that kind of in-depth analysis.
We bloggers would be better journos, pundits, and football announcers than any of the fuckwits in the media today.
She did say she was practicing to be a journalist. I was just trying to be helpful.
Oh, that's very nice! You're a true friend...
Squealers win!
I hate the Squealers.
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We bloggers would be better journos, pundits, and football announcers than any of the fuckwits in the media today.
I got dibs on that last one. You have fun punditing, I'm gonna go be the official analyst for the Jints.
Well, that was fun.
And this concludes the latest installment in the book of "How To Lose A Football Game", by Herm Edwards, Paul Hackett, et al.
Is it too late to root for the Giants?
oh, stop condescending to the Jets, you fuckface, Dierdorf.
You go Steelers.
In this essay I am going to discuss the widespread practice of liberal "booty rubbing". It is widespread. It is a disturbing trend. Liberals are icky.
Liberal "bootyy rubbing" is wide spread. Howard Dean does it. Howard Dean may have paid some liberal bloggers to do it. Such is the prominance of the practice.
Further, "booty rubbing" is a disturbing trend. In the 50's liberals didn't rub their booties. Now they do. What a disturbing trend!
It is icky too. I mean that's just gross. Rubbing your own booty like that. Didn't your mom teach you any better. Yuck.
So, liberal booty rubbing is a widespread tren that i don't like. Stop it!
Oh, that's very nice! You're a true friend...
Yes, especially where butt-grabbing is involved.
Did one of the Fox guys just preface his football analysis with "Although it's been said many times, many ways"???
Merry Playoffs, everybody!
I got dibs on that last one. You have fun punditing, I'm gonna go be the official analyst for the Jints.
Well at some point I want to be like Dennis Miller and say really esoteric shit while covering football. Example: Doug Brien's kicking is about as accurate as Stalin's 1950 Five Year Plan projection on Ukrainian kolhoz output of wheat germ.
Eli - I hear Atrios and Kos occasionally touch their butts, too.
I'm just sayin'.
For three eternal fucking minutes on camera on the set of a television show - with their backs to the audience?
I don't fucking think so.
There's a big difference between touching your butt on radio and touching your butt on television. AFAIC, both Atrios and Kos are strictly radio butt touchers.
Randy Moss got a $10k fine for mooning Green Bay fans. I think Sully should get at least double that for all that ass rubbing.
Terry Bradshaw: "Andy Sullivan is as good an ass-grabber as any in this game."
You know what pisses me off more about watching that game? I missed the beginning of "The Neverending Story"!
Dammit!
Well at some point I want to be like Dennis Miller and say really esoteric shit while covering football. Example: Doug Brien's kicking is about as accurate as Stalin's 1950 Five Year Plan projection on Ukrainian kolhoz output of wheat germ.
Well, okay, maybe we can have a three-person booth, with tiger on play-by-play and snoopy dancing. But I don't have to pretend to laugh, right?
Well, okay, maybe we can have a three-person booth, with tiger on play-by-play and snoopy dancing. But I don't have to pretend to laugh, right?
I can live with that.
I can live with that.
And when we have the occasional celebrity guest in the booth with us?
*Not* Sully. No.
Randy Moss got a $10k fine for mooning Green Bay fans.
For *miming* mooning the fans.
Well, okay, maybe we can have a three-person booth, with tiger on play-by-play and snoopy dancing. But I don't have to pretend to laugh, right?
I'm not really one for menage a trois, but I guess I'm game to try it. And no, you don't have to laugh at anything I say--that would ruin the atmosphere I'm trying to create.
Well at some point I want to be like Dennis Miller and say really esoteric shit while covering football. Example: Doug Brien's kicking is about as accurate as Stalin's 1950 Five Year Plan projection on Ukrainian kolhoz output of wheat germ.
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Homer Simpson: Heh, heh, heh, wheat germ...
And when we have the occasional celebrity guest in the booth with us?
*Not* Sully. No.
I'd like to have Glenn Reynolds visit. For my money, there ain't enough "hehs" and "indeeds" in the broadcast booth these days. Plus we can always accidentally strangle him with his headphone cord.
Yay stillers.
A moment I heard the dull "thunp" of fireworks.
Next there will be a parade
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Yeah it was a miming moon...
So Sully should pay even more than double then.
Next there will be a parade
Whoo.
Aside from everyone going batshit, I really wouldn't mind the Steelers going to the Superbowl again. I like them better than the Pats, but not as much as the Colts, who are just damn entertaining.
Just so long as the Iggles don't win it all, that's all I ask.
I'm not really one for menage a trois, but I guess I'm game to try it. And no, you don't have to laugh at anything I say--that would ruin the atmosphere I'm trying to create.
For the occasional cutaway shot, Eli and I can shoot each other "oy vey" looks while NTodd rambles on about the Yanomamo and Amazon basin agricultural techniques.
For the occasional cutaway shot, Eli and I can shoot each other "oy vey" looks while NTodd rambles on about the Yanomamo and Amazon basin agricultural techniques.
Should I say "Boom!" a lot, at inappropriate times?
For the occasional cutaway shot, Eli and I can shoot each other "oy vey" looks while NTodd rambles on about the Yanomamo and Amazon basin agricultural techniques.
LOL!
Well, I think we should start pitching this to the networks. I'm certainly willing to whore myself out, although I have a lot of studying to do about farming and other interesting sports-related information (e.g., ancient Babylonian beer, the vagaries of flying the P-51 and P-38, 16th underground lesbian literature).
16th underground lesbian literature
Uh, that's 16th century underground lesbian literature. I don't really like the 19th century style--Victorians were just too repressed.
There are lesbians living underground? I thought that was just an urban legend, like the alligators.
There are lesbians living underground? I thought that was just an urban legend, like the alligators.
Eli
Silly rabbit!
Lesbians really live in bathrooms. Plus, they stalk other nubile young women to introduce into their unholy cult. [/Lewis Black]
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There are lesbians living underground? I thought that was just an urban legend, like the alligators.
Those stories are true! I know this guy who works for the water department, and he says he's seen them...
What kind of monster would flush a baby lesbian down the loo, though?
Okay, silly question...
Lesbians really live in bathrooms.
In my day they just smoked in the bathrooms. I think. I always avoided them (boys' and girls'). I hate swirlies.
What kind of monster would flush a baby lesbian down the loo, though?
They don't flush 'em, they just abandon them in the subway. Then the CHUD raise them, teaching them to stalk people (which is where Lewis Black's theory comes in).
And why isn't any of this being reported in the SCLM?
Do they eat cannibals?
Bush's America - Man Who Created Torture Policy Gets Promoted - Man Who Implemented Policy Gets 10 Years in Prison.
If a cannibal eats a clown does it taste funny?
Torture works.
The president said so.
The president is a christian.
Christ was the son of god.
All christians are noble, decent people.
Thus torture must be noble and decent.
The logic is flawless!
MYOB'
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Every teenage girl who goes to the bathroom in an Oklahoma highschool is a lesbian.
MYOB'
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TORTURE... more HERE
Pudentilla wonders whether "Red" Catholics will call on the church to deny Tom Ridge communion now that he's embraced torture in defiance of church teachings on the sanctity of life.
Tortute allows the Michael Savage's of the world to feel more masculine while their belly hangs over their belt, their bald spot gets bigger, and they need to take penis hardener pills to make it past half mast
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