I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
FIRST, YOU LIBERAL FUCKS
First. (Oh, and fuck Bush.)
Not surprised. Not only is the conservative end of the gene pool shallow, but someone pissed in it too.
Well, we know conservatives are all about diversity. They're the most diverse group of overweight rich white males Christian bigots you'll ever meet!
Jeebus, welcome home, boy.
...they like it 'on top'
Let this be a lesson to them. If you're a vaguely nerdy looking young liberal guy like Matt Yglesias or Josh Marshall, you get Wonkette calling you "adorable." But if you're a dweeby-looking young conservative male, it's mockery all around.
the first post makes me wonder if he's jealous that we get it more than he does?
'conformity is an obsession with me'
George Costanza
Those doughy Republican asses are going to have a pretty bad day when they get drafted...
"I AM GUNNERY SEARGANT HARTMAN, YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR! FROM NOW ON YOU WILL SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO!"
Anybody up for a little bit of Gannon?
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It could have just people going home after Shabbos.
grytpype (Damn, how do you pronounce that?):
We can only hope...
FIRST, YOU LIBERAL FUCKS
Excuse me, that's Mr. Moonbat Liberal Fuck to you.
well, it could have been worse. they could have actually been "some sort of weird Jonah Golberg/Ben Shapiro hybrid monster."
AAIIEE! Dish some dirt on the dirt bags, Mr. Atrios. I would probably need a body guard in that crowd. I can't keep my big mouth shut around wingers. They disgust me so, I just can't help popping off.
Atrios,
You were in D.C.? I'd have bought you lunch for your birthday! Hope you wore a coat because it was coooool here today,
Now I've got this image in my mind of Ben and Jonah doing The Beast with One Back !
Backslider wrote on the previous thread:
I often wonder if the government's not so much pissed about people taking drugs and more upset about who's getting the money for it. I can grow weed in my closet if I so chose to, and the government - despite what it claims - doesn't care for folks enjoying life without properly paying for the privilage.
That's why I hope that even if pot is legalized, the fuckin' corporate-toady government stays out of it. They fuck everything else up.
Yeah, I agree. Look at how weed operates now- it's a totally decentralized, "do it yourself" thing like homemade crafts. That would be an awesome thing if you could keep any violent elements out of it, that is, by making it legal- but- I wish there was some way to keep the corporations out of dealing it, if it became legal. Sounds like a pipe-dream to me.
Oh, exqueese my poor manners. I forget sometimes.
FUCK BU$H
Alright, I'm going to get out of here, folks. See you all some other day.
~~Swan
k-
wasn't he just in LA?
y-
he's everywhere.
>grytpype (Damn, how do you pronounce that?):
It's pronounced "ying ton iddle I po" played backward on a gramaphone record.
well, it could have been worse. they could have actually been "some sort of weird Jonah Golberg/Ben Shapiro hybrid monster."
OMG! I knew cloning would be used for pure evil. Ewwwk, this just put me off me dinner.
so, did they all get off at the Stepford station?
that weird hybrid monster sounds like a fat rex reed... (who is afraid of the war it loves)
Another Bruce:
Damn right. Trolls have NO appreciation of ettiquette.
>>>"All the guys either looked like Jonah Goldberg or Ben Shapiro or some sort of weird Jonah Golberg/Ben Shapiro hybrid monster."
But GOP chics aren't hairy like Lib chics are (they shave), and they bathe too. Not to mention they're way hotter.
Kay Bailey Hutchinson v. Lynn Stewart, no contest
Ann Coulter v. Susan Estrich, no contest.
Laura Bush v. Hilary Clinton, no contest.
Condi Rice v. Madelein Albright, no contest.
Get the picture?
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Now I've got this image in my mind of Ben and Jonah doing The Beast with One Back !
David Ehrenstein
You think that's bad, I've got Ben being broken in by Lucienne.
Hello, stranger Hecate. Evil opposition keeping tied up lately? Hope you are getting some down time.
Jonah Golberg/Ben Shapiro hybrid monster? You mean, Kathryn Lopez?
"It's pronounced 'ying ton iddle I po' played backward on a gramaphone record."
Damn, ANOTHER keyboard ruined...
It's a good day to drink beer and fart till I pass out.
Jonah Golberg/Ben Shapiro hybrid monster? You mean, Kathryn Lopez?
Eligere
The Conservative She-Beast herself
ann coulter??? explain the adam's apple to me, please.
"Our women are hot, yours suck."
Nice try, Carlos. I defer to Moms Mabley: "Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone."
I wouldn't fuck a Rethug woman with GuckGannons schlong...
That's freaking hilarious!
Get the picture?
I prefer sexy bald guys myself, yum!
Buck Fush
Euwwww! Could you imagine bedding Kaye B. with her hair stiff as a board. No running your fingers through her soft, senuous locks with that broad. To say nothing of the mess she would make with that awful lipstick and mascara running down her face.
Calling Bebe.
"ann coulter??? explain the adam's apple to me, please."
Golberg's nutz are caught in her throat
...and so , Atrios , did you have to duck behind a pair of dark glasses and a newspaper to avoid getting made and exposed by a heard of hate-amped fascist adolescents?
Besides your portrait posted on your gay site , there are lots of clear images of you around...well,ok, 3 ....
"Thats him!!! That's the blogger who hates his mother ....gettim!!!"
" I saw his queer listing , he's gay ....not the good Gannony kind , the bad Maya Keyes kind ...take his legs !"
"My dad is baking Aplle Pies in Iraq RIGHT NOW you communist !"
Glad you made it back unscathed
Hell, after reading the link to Salon yesterday about this crowd, I'd be in fear of my life of this wicked crowd. These folks are seriously damaged goods.
But GOP chics aren't hairy like Lib chics are (they shave), and they bathe too. Not to mention they're way hotter.
Yes, the dichtomies you present certainly seem to prove GOP chicks are hotter. Oh wait, you seem have forgotten our own NYMary and watertiger, amongst other hot liberal chicks who could also kick your sorry ass in a brawl.
Wow. Carlos is still here?
Weird. Or it would be, if he had anyone to go to...
Golberg's nutz are caught in her throat
hadenough
Hahahaha. Boy, Howdy. That is sweet.
Damn: as usual, NTodd gets the points for GALLANTRY and all...
Wow. Carlos is still here?
Well, masturbating to pictures of "hot GOP chicks" doesn't take very long, so he might as well troll until he recovers enough to stain the sheets again.
Conservative chicks smell better when they are lit on fire. Such a pleasing aroma!
Hey, rorschach,
Did ya get your house put back together today? That sure took a long time.
Peace.
Hi, bigvic!
Been working waaaay too hard lately, but the crunch will be over in a few weeks. You over the flu? Also, can anyone tell me what happened to EPT?
Well, masturbating to pictures of "hot GOP chicks" doesn't take very long,
It'll be especially quick because he's into the special Coulter strap on section.
I have to confess--I have never had sex with a conservative woman or man.
Okay, one guy had some conservative opinions...
But the point is, leftist women are far hotter....
Carlos ... You forgot this hot GOP chick
Fuck the CPACkers ...and the horse they rode in on.
I like to stick my finger up my butt, close my eyes and pretend it's Jeffy back there. Then I pull it out, smell it, and try to guess what I had for dinner.
Get the picture?
Get this picture.
Now please go fuck yourself, as you obviously do already.
hmmm. I'm a progressive chick, and I bathe and shave (in the traditional places, at least). I must have missed the memo that said we weren't supposed to.
Hey, rorschach,
Did ya get your house put back together today? That sure took a long time.
Peace.
bigvic
Um...
Not so much.
Pictures of my erstwhile residence here. The second pic is of me in my hallway, taken from the kitchen, through what used to be a wall!
On the train back from DC today there were a bunch of people returning home from the CPAC conference.
You mean conservatives take public transport? Fucking hypocrites. I bet they won't be sharing that factoid with their ugly friends.
Anybody up for a little bit of Gannon?
Always. Americablog is breaking bad on that twit. I read the male escort *reviews* on Gluckfuck's services there today. Hoo boy. That guy is truly a professional in his chosen field. And we're not talking journalism here.
Wow, did a troll actually insinuate that Condi "bucky" Rice is hot?
Jesus X. Machina. Now I'm off my feed for a while.
Some chick who can't read anything except that pictures in a fashion magazine opens her mouth, and some vile putrefaction comes out. And you find that attractive? Because the unspeakable filth is whatever it is that a winger chick says. By definition.
http://www.mtleconte.com/H78103.jpg
http://www.ncedr.org/conference/...f/Victor1-
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some pics of king george's goofy-assed boyfriend., victor ashe, ex-mayor of knoxville, current ambassador to poland.
DON"T FORGET POLAND!!!
Kay Bailey Hutchinson v. Lynn Stewart, no contest
Ann Coulter v. Susan Estrich, no contest.
Laura Bush v. Hilary Clinton, no contest.
Condi Rice v. Madelein Albright, no contest.
Yeah, no contest if you like your women to have all testosterone and no estrogen.
A bit of Gannon?
The critics rave!
NYMary,
You're a progressive chick and you're gorgeous! And brainy! And you have beautiful babies. Thers is s lucky guy. Bet he wouldn't trade you for a haremful of conservative biatches.
http://portland.indymedia.org/ic...4/07/
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wallpaper in pretzel boy's room.
Raybin, best post on the thread...I for one would love to piss in their gene pool.
As for grytpype,
"I AM GUNNERY SEARGANT HARTMAN, YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR! FROM NOW ON YOU WILL SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO!"
Typical pug: Uh, sir. My father, the CFO of Halliburton paid a lot of money to my republican senator so that I wouldn't be here. In fact, he knows the Commandant of the Marine Corps. There's obviously been a mistake."
Glimpses of a Moron via buzzflash:
In Secretly Taped Conversations, Glimpses of the Future President
He paid particular attention to Senator John Ashcroft. "I like Ashcroft a lot," he told Mr. Wead in November 1998. "He is a competent man. He would be a good Supreme Court pick. He would be a good attorney general. He would be a good vice president."
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Mr. Bush could hardly contain his disdain for Mr. Gore, his Democratic opponent, at one point calling him "pathologically a liar." His confidence in the moral purpose of his campaign to usher in "a responsibility era" never wavered, but he acknowledged that winning might require hard jabs. "I may have to get a little rough for a while," he told Mr. Wead, "but that is what the old man had to do with Dukakis, remember?"
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/2...ics/
20talk.html?
Since Bush wants to take away Amtrak's funding, did the conservatives offer to pay full fare?
Of course progressives look better. There is no contest. Wingnuts use corsets and lacquer and botox and goddess knows what else to keep it all in. That's why they all have such stiff jaws. Holding things in like that.
Little known fact: More people visit Liddy Dole's auxilary nipple than visit Mount Vernon.
David,
These are real!?! This says he was using the name Jeff for his prostitution stuff!! I assumed the fake name was to separate his identities, but it doesn't look like that.
"All the guys either looked like Jonah Goldberg or Ben Shapiro or some sort of weird Jonah Golberg/Ben Shapiro hybrid monster."
Anybody ever watch Woody Allen's "Sleeper?" I was thinking of the line when he wakes up a few hundred years in the future and says "Are there any futuristic monsters...like something with the body of a crab and the head of a social worker?"
I can't help but think that he would have thought of the Goldberg/Shapiro larva if Jonah was around when he made that movie.
Okay, my blog is now up and running, after a fashion. Pretty sure my inaugural post (not counting the "Hello? Is this thing on?" one) is going to get me lynched by *somebody*...
(Jeez, I'm getting stagefright all of a sudden)
Aw, Hecate, you're a doll. No, Thers and I are pretty clear on the whole "where-our-bread-is-buttered" thing.
bigvic, if you really think you need a body guard, I have three yrs experience with dancers.
Awww, hell, Ror,
At least you got some Cool Cats keeping an eye on the situation. Mother Nature is a bitch sometimes.
NTodd - NYMary, watertiger...
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Liberal babe.
Liberal babe. From Berkeley, CA, no less.
Liberal babe.
Eli
From the 'burgh huh. Do you listen to Quinn and the Honsman in the mornings?
way to go, OLD HAT!
Get this picture.
Oh yeah, Amidala rocks my liberal world!
The humanity!
Anyways, I hate the political beauty contests, its predictable... that said... ditch mann coulter, yarr!
You are the comedic Bill Maher of the Blog world!!!...
Making all this bullshit a bit easier to take...
Thanks
FIRST, YOU LIBERAL FUCKS
Thank you, little man.
You are toast.
Sad.
Atrios! You visited DC without visiting me? You have a standing offer for beers at The Brickskeller any time you're in town!
A bit of Gannon?
The critics rave!
Wow, he shouldn't have given up his day (or night) job to try the fake-journo-compromising-national-security thing.
Tena,
well, NTodd's at LJ's blog, for Hunkblogging. Watertiger temporarily posted a pic of her fine self at her blog last night and all the boys wept tears of joy. And the pic didn't do her justice. I temporarily shifted my homepage to show folks what I look like, but I've now changed it back.
Conservative stud.
Conservative stud.
Conservative stud.
You over the flu? Also, can anyone tell me what happened to EPT?
Hecate
No (ha) and No. I have read through many threads and have no idea about EPT. Maybe this alarming post will help. At times, you just have to use a little drama.
(((What The Fark Happened to EPT?)))
Anyone?
Do you listen to Quinn and the Honsman in the mornings?
No, I avoid the local media like the plague. My primary allegiance is still to NYC, really.
Eli: Good luck, homie! When I get around to signing up, I'll post over there...
Quinn and the Honsman--spare me. This town is a f**king radio wasteland, except for WYEP...
Old Hat 
Ack, Old Hat!
Where's my Frooney Green Eyewash?
These are real!?! This says he was using the name Jeff for his prostitution stuff!!
Ooh-eh-ooh. That page dates back to January 2002. The Wayback Machine does not lie. He was apparently 'Jeff' in 2000, and the second review was definitely on the site in January 2003, a month before he appeared in the White House press room.
I really, really do wonder how Mr G. made the transition from being a 'hot, hard, large sized, forceful top' in November 2002 to asking Ari Fleischer questions in February 2003.
I wouldn't fuck a Rethug woman with GuckGannons schlong...
Neither would he, apparently.
But that's a given. Any self-respecting Dem who would fuck a Repub, for any reason, deserves every bit of scorn coming to him/her. That includes James Carville.
NTodd - NYMary, watertiger...
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Tena - what, you haven't seen their pics? Hubbahubba.
Old Hat - no fair getting out the big guns. The GOP chicks don't have a chance. Be sporting.
Thanks, Cap'n! I tried to check out your website too, but that didn't go so well.
Like Jack Black in Bob Roberts.
Yes, mijos, we heard from an EPT ally, who had spoken to EPT's brother who said while things were serious they were getting better and not to be worried - and to make sure to use the EPT-igraph 'cabloid' whenever possible.
EPT is evidently going to be tikh hai, all right, okay.
I repeat this more or less verbatim, since I never knew EPT was indisposed, nor by what. However, we were assured that all will be well.
My primary allegiance is still to NYC, really.
Oh, I guess we're just a little hick town.
Old Hat,
Thanks. You just saved me an expensive dinner. Hunkworld in the GOP is a desert wasteland. OY.
SOD OFF, YOU SWAMPIES!
Eli, thanks, but you are a victim of a weird haloscan glitch. The damn thing just keeps filling up the URL slot with /////'s.
Don't have a webpage...I just waste all my time on Dr. Black's.
Eli - I'm having trouble with the blogger comments (not unusual) on your spanking new blog, so I'll just say it here: you rock.
"There's obviously been a mistake."
"HOLY DOG SHIT PRIVATE, THE MISTAKE WAS WHEN YOUR MOMMA DIDN'T ABORT YOUR GRABTACULAR ASS! NOW HIT THE DECK AND GIVE ME TWENTY!"
Haha. Now with image link goodness:
Like Jack Black in Bob Roberts.
Old Hat
Posts truly pleasing to Ba'al
pseudonymous,
I just assumed, foolishly, obviously, that the point of the bullshit nom de plume was to keep these two identites discrete. (NB: I can use that word properly!) Now we know it's because Gannon sounds like a porn name.
Oh, I guess we're just a little hick town.
Hey, NYC is where I grew up. It's always going to be home to me no matter where I am.
"SOD OFF!?!?!?"
Something I've noticed over the past 4 years... Vacationing in France is much more pleasant now. You still run into fellow Americans but when you do, they are much more likely to be like us. The obnoxious asshole Jonha Goldberg/Ben Shapiro clones don't take their families to France anymore for vacation. They go to Branson, Missouri.
Umh, if you think that was bad you should have been here during the innauguration.
The next time you're in town, I hope you let us know. The Drinking Liberally chapter here would be very happy to put together a speaking event.
Speaking of which, if anyone happens to live in the DC area, next Thursday we're doing a night at Timberlakes, Dupont Circle, with special guest Roxanne Cooper, marketing director of Alt Weeklies, and editor of Rox Populi.
hmmm. I'm a progressive chick, and I bathe and shave (in the traditional places, at least). I must have missed the memo that said we weren't supposed to.
I think he meant that we "lib chicks" don't shave our faces the way Gooper women do.
Hey, pibbles,
Only here briefly. Had to attend a rather hastily arranged funeral this afternoon, and spent the last hour and a half navigating about 70 blocks of NYC bumper-to-bumper traffic.
And now "Skyjacked," starring Charlton Heston, is on TV and I'm supposed to go out in 45 minutes. Dammit!
NTodd, if I find that photo on a website it ought not to be.....
GWPDA, RE: EPT
Why the hell didn't I just email you straight off? You know all, I swear! Heh.
Yeah, I know, Cap'n - I was making a funny.
Thanks, NTodd! What's wrong with my comments? Or do you just have issues with Blogger comments in general?
Hoyt: Lighten up, we are what we are, here in the 'burgh.
I'd be thinkin' hard about leaving if it weren't for the kid, here with her mom.
http://www.nndb.com/people/836/
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http://webdisk.berkeley.edu/
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now, these are some winners!!!
Quinn and the Honsman--spare me. This town is a f**king radio wasteland, except for WYEP...
I broke down and got XM so I can listen to Airamerica. There's a website called honmanslies, and I've been thinking about starting Quinnslies, but then I'd have to actually listen to or read what the asshole says.
Lib chics are whores and they kill their babies.
having just read GannoGucks online sex reviews , one thing is fairly clear ...
he wrote them himself.
Betcha $5.
I know that insinuates a spectacular insecurity and an ease with ethic-free self service, but this is Jeff Gannon we are talking about here ...
The obnoxious asshole Jonha Goldberg/Ben Shapiro clones don't take their families to France anymore for vacation.
And the French could not be happier.
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If Atrios listens closely to some of the CPAC nutjobs, maybe he'll hear the following:
"That might work in practice, but it will never work in theory."
NYMary - Thanks.
I guess since no one has seen my picture, it isn't fair to feel left out when NTodd starts talking about liberal babes. 
And now "Skyjacked," starring Charlton Heston, is on TV and I'm supposed to go out in 45 minutes. Dammit!
Wow, we're talking epic-scale Sophie's Choice agony here.
Can you tell how much I hate women, especially my mother?
Ah hell... I'm all liquored up. It's time to go wander on down the interstate...
Farewell, y'all,
alt hippo, thanks for the notice. I would go Thursday, but Wilco's playing the 9:30 Club and I missed them last time they came through. I'll keep an eye out for more Drinking Liberally events.
I guess since no one has seen my picture, it isn't fair to feel left out when NTodd starts talking about liberal babes.
That's easily fixed, you know...
Conservative chicks are whores who promote the killing of other peoples babies.
The next unattractive librul woman I meet will be the first.
Ba'al reveals his human form. On home page. For this day only.
Drove around Yale today. Guys with goatees, black jeans, black boots (Beatniks!), girls with knit wool sweaters, nary a speck of makeup for blocks, confused looking guys with young kids and eyes going in two directions, lots of rolling backpacks and down coats. Then this couple steps out of a Lincoln Town Car - he's got greased hair and a shiny suit, she's wearing a fur coat, stiletto heeled sandals and a black chiffon multi-layered skirt peeking out (natural toned stockings). It was a political moment.
You mean Republicans travel on trains?
Ba'al reveals his human form. On home page. For this day only.
But...where's your hat?
Ditch the paradigm superficial as the black plastic of a transfer tube. Surely it is the minds of conservative women that are beautiful...
Why don't people like me?
NTodd, if I find that photo on a website it ought not to be.....
What kind of guy do you take me for?
[quickly deletes posting at hotliberalchix.com]
What's wrong with my comments? Or do you just have issues with Blogger comments in general?
For some reason the pop-up just coming up blank. I think it's a problem with my satellite connection (actually the network proxy on the provider's end).
I guess since no one has seen my picture, it isn't fair to feel left out when NTodd starts talking about liberal babes.
I thought about mentioning everybody I find textually babe-alicious, but I didn't want any troll to come back and demand photographic evidence that I did not have. Then the whole discussion would just head downhill...
Ba'al reveals his human form. On home page. For this day only.
So, more like Bio'ol, then? Bio'ol is Teh Sexy!
Before the election, my nephew said he and his twenty something friends were going to the Kerry rally in Houston. I was so proud.
I asked him when did he and all his Texas Aggie friends get into Kerry.
He said, "Kerry? We are going so we can hit on the liberal babes".
watertiger
I keep looking, but I just can not find a picture of you on your blog. What am I doing wrong???
Something I've noticed over the past 4 years... Vacationing in France is much more pleasant now. You still run into fellow Americans but when you do, they are much more likely to be like us.
Same applies to the UK -- even student exchanges. The asshat frat/sorority Borg stay at home, while the artsy smart ones take the trip over.
Oh, and NYMary -- someone needs to check whether JD Guckert's first pet was called 'Jeff', growing up on Gannon Street.
(My tinfoil-hatted curiousity is whether he got into the WH via a john.)
watertiger, I wear the hat on ceremonial occasions. And when I am watching tv.
ROR,
Be careful, my friend. I'm sure you're just clowning. Right?
I noticed the clone phenomenon watching a little of CSPAN this afternoon. Pat Robertson was the speaker. He warned about homosexuality and pornography. He had venom in his eyes behind a fake smile. They all did. He would have mentioned adultery too if half his audience wasn't divorced and remarried and according to Jesus himself, living in a state of adultery. More that half the fundies squatted up in church are living in adultery according to the bible. Somehow that's never brought up during church service, though. Ask Jeffers what Jesus himself said about divorcing and remarrying sometime. Then ask him what Jesus said about homosexuality.
Hot tub, pedigree puppy, still blond with no roots, no excess fat. Lush landscaping and natural, very expensive tiles in an outdoor setting. God I want to be a Lefty Broad with a Dog. All I have is a cat and a patio.
Tena,
well, NTodd's at LJ's blog, for Hunkblogging. Watertiger temporarily posted a pic of her fine self at her blog last night and all the boys wept tears of joy. And the pic didn't do her justice. I temporarily shifted my homepage to show folks what I look like, but I've now changed it back.
missed 'em all around
a day late and a dollar short....
...story of my life....
Ba'al - Will you give John and Rebecca Moores back their chair? It doesn't seem fair to be both a God(let) and have somebody else's chair.
Dang, GWPDA is really cute! Arthur too, but we knew that.
Other GOP hotties for Carlos to wank to:
-- Kate O'Beirne
-- Barbara Bush (George HW's squeeze)
-- Bay Buchanan
-- Phyllis Schlafly
-- Katherine Harris
-- Linda Tripp
-- Karen Hughes
-- Lynne Cheney
-- Mary Cheney
-- Eva Braun
ba'al can help explain the dna mutations of rethugs.
now, about that adam's apple on ann coulter????
I wish liberal chicks could be as hot asconservative chicks.
David E, I love the perfect timing in your posts, sigh. You're great. Keep it up.
Anybody here divorced and remarried, you're living in a state of adultery even though you're remarried according to Jesus and the bible and that's an abomination in God's eyes.
Carlos is secretly glad Reagan's dead so he can move in on Nancy. I've seen his type before.
Ba'al, you are one distinguished deity.
(...sucking up, as he wonders what kind of burnt offering might secure a place in academia, mindful of hopefully-to-be-achieved PhD by summertime...)
Hey, Eva Braun was a fine-looking German woman. So she had rotten choice in lovers.
Howard Dean and Richard Perle will be on Cspan at 8 pm EST.
Old Hat, don't forget Eliza Dushku, daughter of a feminist Boston college professor and door-to-door Kerry campaigner in Ohio. As for conservative Hollywood babes, after Angie Harmon and Emma Caulfield, the pickings are pretty slim...
Sue - Ahem - "still blond with no roots". "Still black-haired with a whole buncha -white- (highlights, I call them highlights." Behind me was my 1.49 pot of basil gone mad....
The Kenosha Kid
That was cruel, you need a time out.
Of course, Pat Robertson knocked up his wife and had to get married.
keep looking, but I just can not find a picture of you on your blog. What am I doing wrong???
nothing, amigo. it is no longer there.
Eliza Dushku?
O. M. G.
Be stiil my heart...
A.s.H.
having just read GannoGucks online sex reviews , one thing is fairly clear ...
he wrote them himself.
Let's just say this guy is a piece of WORK. Nothing about him could surprise me at this point. I had to laugh at the Military sex he was having--seeing how mental those folk get overy having gays in the Service and all. Hhahahahaha.
why does karen hughes have fish lips???
I wish liberal chicks could be as hot asconservative chicks.
I still think Linda Tripp looked like a conservatively groomed Divine.
I wish Pat Robertson would go after you divorced people and take the heat off us for awhile.
Ba'al, I will burn a conservative chick in honor of your liberal hunkitude.
hey, GWPDA, nice pic! "highlights" work for me.... only shaved my beard because it was gray in one big chunk, on the left. I woulda left it alone if it came in ALL gray (sure, sure I woulda...)
why does karen hughes have fish lips???
To clean the sides of the fish tank?
eew, it's two headed baby day over fark, at now you inflict this imagery on us?
Old Hat, don't forget Eliza Dushku, daughter of a feminist Boston college professor and door-to-door Kerry campaigner in Ohio.
You mean Eliza Dushku? That's cool.
NTodd,
It will be a pleasing aroma!
watertiger - still think Linda Tripp looked like a conservatively groomed Divine.
Linda Tripp looks so disturbingly like a man, that I'd swear...
Divine was much prettier.
"Excuse me, that's Mr. Moonbat Liberal Fuck to you."
Another Bruce 02.19.05 - 6:38 pm
I agree. Let's have a little decorum around here.
Yours,
Another Mr. Moonbat Liberal Fuck
You should have seen the anti-Bush losers that were roaming around NYC during the Republican convention. They were like a cross between Lynne Stewart and Ward Churchill. Yikes! It's really unfortunate they didn't take their "Die-ins" seriously.
Eliza Dushku makes me speechless.
This thread useless without pics...
/Sorry, thought I was on FARK.
I wish Pat Robertson would go after you divorced people and take the heat off us for awhile.
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If God suddenly flipped divorced Republicans straight into hell it would ruin the dick pill market.
You know, one thing that I think is kinda funny in the wake of The Great Guckert Outing Festival is that we're outing ourselves, but you know, in a nice non-pornographic way.
You should have seen the anti-Bush losers that were roaming around NYC during the Republican convention.
And by "anti-Bush losers" you mean the residents of New York City.
You know, one thing that I think is kinda funny in the wake of The Great Guckert Outing Festival is that we're outing ourselves, but you know, in a nice non-pornographic way.
I will enter LJ's Hunk of the Week contest once I figure out my digital camera.
Oh, bless its little inverted "e"-shaped-heart...Schwa?'s back.
As I said before...ugly goes right to the bone. Many prime examples cited above.
Schwa?,
Ya need to get a life.
God, you're pathetic.
ou know, one thing that I think is kinda funny in the wake of The Great Guckert Outing Festival is that we're outing ourselves, but you know, in a nice non-pornographic way.
I will enter LJ's Hunk of the Week contest once I figure out my digital camera.
No Barberini Faun pics, please...
Shouldn't that be Dr.Ba'al?
Back when George Hebert Walker Bush was in office I took a train from New York to Washington DC. After a couple of hours inadvertantly overhearing the people in the seat in front of me bragging about whom they knew in the White House, etc. I turned to my fundimentalist Christian seatmate and said that I had never thought I would wish that we would have First Class cars on the train, but if it meant we wouldn't have to listen to folks like those it seemed like a good idea. She heartedly agreed.
No Barberini Faun pics, please...
You don't want to see 8" uncut?
$1200/weekend and I'm yours, Eli.
Ba'al now reveals his true form
Careful, A. They're going to assimilate you into the Moron Collective.
This one is better though. click homepage.
You don't want to see 8" uncut?
$1200/weekend and I'm yours, Eli.
I'll give you $12/weekend to keep your clothes *on*.
Ba'al, is that your forelock, or are you just happy to see us?
Eli: Okay, my blog is now up and running, after a fashion. Pretty sure my inaugural post (not counting the "Hello? Is this thing on?" one) is going to get me lynched by *somebody*...
Good on ya, Eli -- I would have left a "congrats," but I didn't want to sign up for a Blogger account. I hope you'll still respect me.
.
I am way past the point where I think these little assholes like Schwa? are entertaining any more.
Enough.
Pazuzu's identifying feature, besides the wings, leonine mane and tongue, is his member.
Funny thing about Eliza Dushku...she comes from a Mormon family background. Her mom was a Mormon feminist back in the day.
"Only here briefly. Had to attend a rather hastily arranged funeral this afternoon, "
I'm still brooding about this. I can't quite see where the element of 'haste' would come into things. Working it thru. No. No, that won't work. No. I'll get it. More wine maybe?
Has Drudge said a word about Guckert yet? I figure his site to be Trial Balloon Central for the initial GOP spin, but don't have the stomach to go there myself.
The really funny thing about Eliza Dushku is that she never calls me. What's that all about?
The shit you learn here...first Ba'al, then Pazuzu, now Eliza Dushku. I can just feel my mind expanding...
Ô¿Ô,
I am an abomination!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha.
So is everyone else who's not a brain dead robot, it seems.
Old Hat - I will enter LJ's Hunk of the Week contest once I figure out my digital camera.
Once you do, will you explain it all to me?
having just read GannoGucks online sex reviews , one thing is fairly clear ...
he wrote them himself.
Yeah, I think so too. These "reviews" sound like one would give for Talvin DeMachio, not Jeff Gannon, over-the-hill hustler.
"A Love Paean to Massuh Chimpy," by Kindasleezy Arroz.
You are my signifyin' soulmate.
You gotta give old Lumpy the gate.
Her white ass can't compete
With my African beat.
C'mon, Chimpy, let's pick out a date.
The really funny thing about Eliza Dushku is that she never calls me. What's that all about?
Ripley
Lack of taste, perhaps. Or she may be playing hard to get.
Ripley: yeah, I get the same thing...can't imagine why.
hueyplong: I don't have the stomach either, to check it out myself but from what I've heard, Drudgie-poo has been DEATHLY quiet about this one. Can't imagine why on that one, either...
The new right is a cult. That is why they have that crazy blank look.
When I gave my speech, they tore the roof off the place! everyone was yelling my name, asking if i was running for senate, lifting me up on their shoulders. I effing rocked!
Whose gonna service all those convention-goers now that Gannon's apparently out of the game?
The really funny thing about Eliza Dushku is that she never calls me. What's that all about?
I keep hoping she'll finally drop that restraining order against me...
Hey, NYC is where I grew up. It's always going to be home to me no matter where I am.
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Born and raised in Manhattan. Am now in Queens and somehow, Queens just doesn't cut it.
Old Hat - I will enter LJ's Hunk of the Week contest once I figure out my digital camera.
Once you do, will you explain it all to me?
Explain what? Hunkitude?
Sorry about that, Jeffraham. Fixed now, so my blog is Open To All. Huzzah! Dr. Pepper and Yoo Hoo for everyone!
Mmmmm...Yoo Hoo...
Drudge is as silent as the grave.
And so is The Creature From the Blog Lagoon.
I have no doubt whatsoever that they BOTH know Mr. Guckert -- and perhaps have availed themselves of his. . .services.
I keep hoping she'll finally drop that restraining order against me...
She calls it "stalking," I call it "love."
I don't really find much of anything on Drudge's site. He has 3 headlines or so, that's it. Why do people bother to visit his site?
No Barberini Faun pics
I much prefer the Barbarino Faun, anyway.
Born and raised in Manhattan. Am now in Queens and somehow, Queens just doesn't cut it.
Yup, Manhattanite here, too. Upper West Side. I miss it, but there's just no way I can afford to live there in any kind of comfort.
great stuff. i'm surprised you couldn't smell those "neo-cons" from the next car.
I have no doubt whatsoever that they BOTH know Mr. Guckert -- and perhaps have availed themselves of his. . .services.
David Ehrenstein
Some speculate Gannon wasn't intended to be a "journaliat" at all, that he was kept around to provide sex to people within the administration (and those who love it)
She calls it "stalking," I call it "love."
I'm glad somebody understands. If anybody talks to her, could you please explain? I can't get within 300 feet, which means I have to shout and that just makes matters worse.
"Why do people bother to visit his site?"
Because he managed to get himself incorporated into the whore media's "script" per all things internets-related. Just ask Bob Somerby.
I much prefer the Barbarino Faun, anyway.
And no one ever, *ever* talks about the Horshack Faun.
Why do people bother to visit his site?
Re: Drudge
Never have, never will. That clowning snake is nothing but a throwback to the McCarthy era.
I guess since no one has seen my picture, it isn't fair to feel left out when NTodd starts talking about liberal babes.
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I suppose, but I still felt left out, though even at my advanced age, I still get hit on, on occasion. The funny thing is, I don't even recognize when I am being hit on anymore.
I'm glad somebody understands. If anybody talks to her, could you please explain? I can't get within 300 feet, which means I have to shout and that just makes matters worse.
What, is her answering machine full AGAIN?
Eli--
up yer nose with a rubber hose.
(apologies to upyernoz, if yer aht there)
The funny thing is, I don't even recognize when I am being hit on anymore.
I'm envious that you could ever tell at all. I never could. Or else never was. Whichever.
GWPDA: Looking good. Very, very good.
I'd admit there's got to be some hot conservative chicks that I'd find very attractive...until they opened their mouths.
On a more general note, stupid women have never done it for me.
bigvic---my take is that he thinks he's the web-age version of Walter Winchell. The hat is utterly over-the-top.
Hehe. He said "top." hehe...
up yer nose with a rubber hose.
Bleagh.
Andrew looks sort of cute in that earlier picture, David. The beard doesn't do it for him now, makes him look way older.
"Bleagh."
For the comment, or the show?
On a more general note, stupid women have never done it for me.
There are many stupid women and even conservative women that I find physically attractive, but I just don't know how I would be able to prevent myself from screaming and running away during the conversational portion of the programme.
I like Queens, myself. But then Thers is Queens born and bred.
RMJ (or anyone else, I guess), if you want to see my mug, drop me an email and I'll send you the link. Things have been far too trolly around here today to post anything remotely personal.
Okay, now that I'm finally here, a new thread will appear before I finish typing.
Eli, nice. I couldn't leave you a comment, but I will have a shot and a beer tonight in your honor.
What, is her answering machine full AGAIN?
Yeah, and she's apparently changed her password, so I can't clean things up.
For the comment, or the show?
More the comment. As Thers pointed out, it takes on a whole new meaning in that, um, fauntext.
why does karen hughes have fish lips???
... so Guckert can hooker?
Hey Lime Rickey,
Long time, no post. Hope all is well. Always a blessing, my brother... As the lame assed Tavist Smiley would say. Ewww. Sorry to link the two of you together, but it's the one thing I can always appreciate about him.
What Eli said. I have conservative women friends that I have known for years, and it's all I can do not to scream at them, "How can you be so CLUELESS!!??"
I will enter LJ's Hunk of the Week contest once I figure out my digital camera.
Don't worry about getting that yet. I don't know when I'll do the open voting again. This week, I know I won't. Maybe the open-vote Hunk competition will be a monthly thing. I haven't decided yet.
Thanks, mena. I thought I enabled the anonymous commenting? Or is it just flat broken?
OK, I'm enough of a self-promoter to let you know I think I am a pretty cool progressive chica.
I don't like to be left out of the conversation!!
GWPDA, how old is Arthur now, anyway? What is their life expectancy? I know large dogs dont' live very long, on average. I had a dalmation named Dottie that I loved to death, and she died when she was ten. I was devastated. It's cats for me from now on; they seem to live forever.
Oh, NOW I get it.
(smacks head)
chica toxica: Daaaaaaamn!
"I'm envious that you could ever tell at all. I never could. Or else never was. Whichever."
Haha. Same here. Totally clueless. The wife has to tell me when I'm being checked out, 'cause I'm in my own world.
Maybe next week I'll take some time and do a nice pic ala NTodd....just like his. Something with dramatic lighting, but not too much light(haha)....in a semiprofile shooting downwards, looking thoghtful, warm yet aloof, open yet untouchable. Sexy yet somehow pure of mind and body. Set my beard trimmer to 1, so you'll get a hint of facial hair but not too much...like I've been up banging all night and it Sunday morning and just hanging doing the NYT's crossword in pen.
Yowza! Very nice, chica hotxica!
Chica es muy caliente.
chica toxica - Mija! Adorable, ma chere, tres adorable!
Chica:
After seeing that, believe me, you will not be left out of ANYTHING I have a say in...
...Did I mention I'm taking out the trash? Two's company, I always say.
:-D~
Senorita bonita
The wife has to tell me when I'm being checked out, 'cause I'm in my own world.
Yep, exactly. And I sometimes wonder, is it because they're more attuned to that sort of thing than we are, or are they just... paranoid?
chica, are you busy tonite?
Now, who's the shameless one, Eli? lol
"OK, I'm enough of a self-promoter to let you know I think I am a pretty cool progressive chica.'
Oh my.
It's both Eli.
Chica
what old hat said.
Re: Chica-
great work goddess- thanx
OK, I'm enough of a self-promoter to let you know I think I am a pretty cool progressive chica.
You look EXACTLY like I pictured you. I am totally serious. That's the first time I've ever been that close to being right. This pleases me to no end. I mean, not the being right part, well, I mean...crap. No wonder I never got a lot dates.
Don't worry about getting that yet. I don't know when I'll do the open voting again. This week, I know I won't. Maybe the open-vote Hunk competition will be a monthly thing. I haven't decided yet.
I think somebody set the bar pretty high...
Now, who's the shameless one, Eli? lol
Fine. Just leaves more watertiger and Eliza Dushku for me.
Just started watching Dean and Perle on CSPAN. The Prince of Darkness looks like shit, tired, bedraggled, and while quietly self-confident there is none of the pompous smugness from other times I have seen him.
Goes to show you how your health fails when you stop drinking blood.
Please post more pictures, chica toxica.
For research purposes.
"Witnesses said pieces of human tissue were among the waste and were convinced it came from the known abortion clinic."
http://www.click2houston.com/new...383/
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It's both Eli.
Well, maybe for some people...
chica, are you busy tonite?
HA! Yes, I'm about to feed my 4-year-old son some dinner and get some sleep. No late-night blogging for me.
Hasta la proxima.
Pine Lake Larry - we reckon Arturo just had his fourth birthday - (he got his own gasoline credit card for the occasion, so that he won't be stranded). He is a bonemouth shar-pei, which is the original variety - not overbred, not requiring intervention, in other words, he's a good old farm dog and should last around 12 years or more, depending on whether or not I take care of him.... Right now he's on a diet - he's about ten pounds too heavy, which is my fault entirely because the spectacle of that doggy with his wrinkles being not filled up just hurt my heart. I know better however, and he will soon return to a good, loose fighting weight. I've promised him that if he loses the weight I'll buy him a farm and something really nice to chase.
"Yep, exactly. And I sometimes wonder, is it because they're more attuned to that sort of thing than we are, or are they just... paranoid?"
Mine ain't paranoid. I'm strictly monogamous and she knows it. I think she does it to flatter me, because I never see it happening
bigvic:
Afternoon rounds finished. Gotta leave to make the evening ones.
Thers never knows when women are flirting with him. And it happens all the damn time. I think it's a guy thing.
OK. Haven't had dinner yet, and the tummy is growling. Gotta go. And just as I've gotten so friendly with chica!
...Hey, it's MY delusion and I'm stickin' to it.
I was down in Chinatown/Gallery Place to see Million Dollar Baby. It was terrible. A Khaki tide. Ugh.
Don't worry about getting that yet. I don't know when I'll do the open voting again. This week, I know I won't. Maybe the open-vote Hunk competition will be a monthly thing. I haven't decided yet.
I think somebody set the bar pretty high...
Oh good grief. It's not that, silly! I just want to write about someone specific this week, and I don't want to go through the voting drama again.
As for me, I've been the victim of cyberstalking and identity theft. Sorry folks, but you'll never see my picture online.
Perle got the shoe and now is getting booed.
I love that.
Please post more pictures, chica toxica.
For research purposes.
Good point. That first one could have been a fluke. We cannot draw any definitive conclusions without a larger sample size.
Seriously, chica, good on ya...both for the pic and the young'un.
Dinner calls. Night, all.
Thanks Carlos for that important, breaking news. Let us know when they find Elvis.
I've always figured if I can tell a woman's hitting on me, it either means she wants like a ride or something, or I need to seriously watch my ass. Sue me, I'm a cynic.
Thers never knows when women are flirting with him. And it happens all the damn time. I think it's a guy thing.
I have to agree with this. Mr. LJ never notices when women are flirting with him. When I point it out to him, he always says, Uh-unh! No way!
I remind him that I know a flirt when I see one. Because I'm one.
But he just floats through the whole thing, oblivious to it all. What's weird is that it took a flirt as outrageous as me to get his attention. Go figure.
NTodd - In Carlos' case, it's more of a self-important, breaking wind.
LJ, can I enter your Hunk of the Week thing?
LJ - I know what you mean. But the only time I ever was was with a patron of this board. After like fifteen years online (or thereabouts), and god knows how many net interactions, here we were with a nutcase on this board.... It's amazing the number of people who imagine that what appears on a monitor must be truth....
Thers never knows when women are flirting with him. And it happens all the damn time. I think it's a guy thing.
Oh, I'm pretty sure I would know. I've got, like, a 5th sense about that sort of thing.
Oh good grief. It's not that, silly! I just want to write about someone specific this week, and I don't want to go through the voting drama again.
Oh. Damn.
As for me, I've been the victim of cyberstalking and identity theft. Sorry folks, but you'll never see my picture online.
That bites.
Ba'al,
That glow on the northeastern coast is my house and all my possessions afired. Is it pleasing?
Eli,
Yup, Manhattanite here
I have a wingnut brother who troubles my entire family. He and the wife and kids moved from Manhattan to Staten Island about 10 years ago so they could have their kids grow up in a "normal' ENVIRONMENT." Sweet Baby Jeepers.
That asshole gave me a subscription to the NY Post for a Christmas present this year, so I could get to know the REAL New York. As if I didn't have a brain in my head or any first hand knowledge of my own.
Talk about divorced from reality.
I've got, like, a 5th sense about that sort of thing.
Smell?
LJ, I've been stalked by a student before. It was creepy, but sort of pitiful. He signed his anonymous notes M. December. Took me a while to tease that one out, then it pissed me off. "Look, kid, you may be May, but I'm not fucking December. Maybe September."
Sorry folks, but you'll never see my picture online.
But you're coming to the EschaCon, right? I might have my new camera with me, but I'll be taking pictures of drapes and chairs and h'ors d'oeuvres and shit.
That asshole gave me a subscription to the NY Post for a Christmas present this year, so I could get to know the REAL New York.
Ugggghhhh. The NY Post is vile. When work was a little slower, I used to read them online for the sports, but their op-eds were morbidly fascinating. Plus they would even work anti-liberal potshots into their sports pages. Just awful.
Backslider: I've always figured if I can tell a woman's hitting on me, it either means she wants like a ride or something, or I need to seriously watch my ass. Sue me, I'm a cynic.
Have you tried taking a walk on the wild side, Backslider? Just asking.
Duncan, let's do another fag hunt. Put up a thread and say who, we'll go after them.
Let's get those fuckers!
chica toxica
wow.
"Look, kid, you may be May, but I'm not fucking December. Maybe September."
You told him you weren't going to be fucking May either, right?
And I'd say June-July, tops.
LJ, I've been stalked by a student before.
It can be creepy. On the other hand, getting teaching evaluation forms back with address and phone number and a poem of love can be quite sweet. Not that one would do anything about it, but still.
This whole picture-posting thing reminds me of website put up by lefties in the (incredibly lame) AOL From the Left chatrooms. The lefties all had the site creator post celebrity pics as their photos. My pic was Demi Moore, the nude one from the poster for Strip Tease. And a lot of people didn't catch on to the celebrity pics!
Then people got really creative with the pictures for the room trolls - circus freaks, Deliverance types, etc. Made up profiles for them and everything. One of the more memorable, written about a famously obsessed homophobe, had his quote as "Dear God, why can't I stop thinking about the paperboy?"
Some of the trolls lost their freaking minds (what little they had to begin with) over this website. They complained to the webhosts. Some even threatened legal action, because someone had made their screenname the object of satire.
Good times, good times.
Jennifer - That's too funny.
Eli,
Well, it was all anonymous, which was weirder in some ways. But there was some hilarious shit in those letters: "I stood next to you yesterday, and your hair smelled cloying." Talk about the dangers of the thesaurus! I'm sure he thought it was a compliment.
I've got, like, a 5th sense about that sort of thing.
Smell?
Touch. Heh.
PS--That "5th sense" thing was an allusion to Sarah Jessica Parker's character in LA Story.
I've never flirted with a guy for a "ride home" or to take his money or to use him for anything whatsoever, but because I found him interesting, and thought that he might be shy. You never know what can happen if you don't try.
tex
So what is the Guckster doing, demonstrating the Torture-Matic to all his wingnut buddies?
Look at all the cables, you can process 10 suspects with a push of a button, no more winding up the generator by hand, with state of the art controls for overload and auto-sensing drop sensors, current flows without interruption. It comes with an optional back up battery system when used in those war zones with notorious unreliable power. Order now and they will toss in a free PDA with the admin and monitoring application pack. Send your victims vitals to the PDA and you are never without stats to compare with your fellow interrogators. Just imagine during those off duty happy hours when you can boast about frying nads off of a suspect and then whip out your PDA and back yourself up with the numerous log entries you may select to be gathered. Torture-Matic 2004. At fine Interrogational Retail Facilities everywhere.
On the other hand, getting teaching evaluation forms back with address and phone number and a poem of love can be quite sweet.
I got in the habit of taping four leaf clovers in my blue books in college, but that was for luck (although I did get one back with a "Thanks for the clovers!" on it).
NTodd,
*blushing*
Never saw it. I'm attempting to address my appalling lack of movie trivia via Netflix.
Eli
What is a blue book?
More of what we can expect from the GOP.
Groups critical of Bush's Clear Skies plan told to turn over records
As bill stalls, senator asks for tax documents
Los Angeles Times
WASHINGTON - The chairman of a Senate committee that oversees environmental issues has directed two national organizations that oppose President Bush's major clean-air initiative to turn over their financial and tax records to the Senate.
Sen. James Inhofe, R-Okla., who heads the Environment and Public Works Committee, asked for the documents 10 days after a representative of the two groups criticized Bush's Clear Skies proposal before a Senate subcommittee.
Inhofe is the leading sponsor of the administration bill, which is deadlocked in his panel.
The executive director of the two organizations, which represent state and local air-pollution control officials, charged that the request was an attempt to intimidate critics of the measure. Democratic senators on Inhofe's committee also were dismayed by his action but declined to say so publicly because they are in the midst of sensitive negotiations with the chairman on the legislation, staffers said.
But you're coming to the EschaCon, right? I might have my new camera with me, but I'll be taking pictures of drapes and chairs and h'ors d'oeuvres and shit.
Nope, no EschaCon for me. I won't be able to get the time off work.
C-span2/BookTV has a panel on with Joe Wilson and Clare Short about spreading democracy without war.
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What makes the whole firting obliviousness thing even worse for me is, I also can't tell the difference between voluntary conversation and reluctant humoring of the boring/obnoxious person.
Many's the time I've seen women who seemed to be very into a conversation, and as soon as the guy's gone, she's saying "Thank God, I thought he'd *never* leave!" So that makes me doubly paranoid - if I'm being a bore, how will I even know it?
Yes, I think way too much.
Am I the only one who thinks of the Slitherin car on the train to Hogwarts when reading Atrios' post?
the list is growing, who else has pictures?
chica toxica, with a name like that i knew she was a hottie.
What is a blue book?
For tests with essay questions.
Nope, no EschaCon for me. I won't be able to get the time off work.
Well, crap. Maybe we can hook up a live video feed or something...
Saw the movie, "Kinsey," tonight and it made me think about how America has come full circle from moralistic posturing & religious tyranny to a period where we thought we left the narrow minds behind and science and rationality would prevail in the future.
Then along came Bushboy, who stole Florida in 2000 and it's been back to the dark ages ever since.
LJ,
I've never flirted for any self-interested reasons either, unless sex is self-interested.
Eli
I vaguely remember something like that, but I have a handful of college level hours only and that was many years back. Didn't realize they were called that.
I got concerned when the guy cyberstalking me started talking about how we were meant to be together, then he had someone email me to tell me he died, to try to get me to go to his "funeral." I only wish I was kidding.
Never saw it. I'm attempting to address my appalling lack of movie trivia via Netflix.
Nobody ever gets my LA Story allusions. I think I'm the only one in the cult for that one. I think it's extremely funny, and I love the Shakespeare (and one Wittgenstein) references. Oh, and the Enya soundtrack (yeah, I like airy fairy stuff). Plus I have some fond memories of watching the flick with a certain someone long ago.
Ach. As soon as I'm done watching Last Crusade, I'm popping that disc into the player...
EkCenTrik,
The picture was bad enough on its own - now I'm going to have nightmares.
Mary:
Ha! Yeah, that's about my only self-interested reason.
But then, I suppose everyone knew that would be one for me.
But you're coming to the EschaCon, right?"
Wha? When/where is this?
"I have to agree with this. Mr. LJ never notices when women are flirting with him. When I point it out to him, he always says, Uh-unh! No way!"
My wife has friends that flirt, as friends do, and I pick up on that. But who would flirt overtly when a spouse if present? That's just tacky. WTF is up with that? So maybe there's some overreading into this....
chica toxica
Va va va voom!!!!
Yes, I think way too much.
If you think about it, it is probably not a problem you have.
Hecate,
Nope, my first thought.
NTodd:
Is that the one where Steve Martin is a weatherman?
If it is, I loved the scene at the restaurant where everyone's ordering trendy coffee.
And the thought bubbles of who everyone's fantasizing about during sex.
"Democratic senators on Inhofe's committee also were dismayed by his action but declined to say so publicly because they are in the midst of sensitive negotiations with the chairman on the legislation, staffers said."
Ba'al that is amazing. Personally, for something like this, there should be no sensitive negotiations if all players are in it for the public good. And I am sorry, when something like this happens and is so blatant, the sensitive negotiations become irrelevant. Everyone involved who feels that Inhofe's actions are harrassment and without moral footing should get up leave and find the nearest press office and start raging and raising hell. That is why we are in the situation we are in now, they do not, too much self-interest.
I've never flirted for any self-interested reasons either, unless sex is self-interested.
Wait, you mean it's not entirely for our benefit?
Nobody ever gets my LA Story allusions. I think I'm the only one in the cult for that one. I think it's extremely funny, and I love the Shakespeare (and one Wittgenstein) references. Oh, and the Enya soundtrack (yeah, I like airy fairy stuff).
I recognized the quote, but not the source. Wouldn't say I'm in the cult, but I thought it was very entertaining (and it began my crush on Sarah Jessica Parker, which ended sometime during Sex & The City). It also made "Exile" my favorite Enya song.
OK I put my picture up too, just click my homepage.
LJ,
if that hadn't actually happened to you, that would be the funniest damn internet story ever. I can just imagine the two losers concocting this plan and thinking it would work.
Where did we leave EschaCon? Philly? but when?
What makes the whole firting obliviousness thing even worse for me is, I also can't tell the difference between voluntary conversation and reluctant humoring of the boring/obnoxious person.
Yup, that's me in a nutshell. I've always been fucking clueless about all that, which is why I've always been self-conscious in social settings and don't like parties. Fortunately, all my friends (including my wife) refused to accept my diffident ways.
Funny thing is, my students never believe me when I tell them I'm an introvert. That's because I'm also really hyper, and so I act all extroverted in the classroom. And there, they HAVE to listen to me!
If you think about it, it is probably not a problem you have.
Great, I think you just made it worse.
just got back from the hospital. stupid right arm royally screwed up.
told doctor i'm a true bluestate lefty
Hoyt,
I was eating, man!
" I can just imagine the two losers concocting this plan and thinking it would work"
Freaking pathological.
I like to watch the young plants grow.
I love L.A.Story. It came out shortly after I left Cal., and it always puts me right back in that time and place. I always picture the beginning shot of everyone coming out in the morning for their papers, because it was like that.
Jeez, LJ, I don't know if I'd want to talk to anybody online after something like that.
But you're coming to the EschaCon, right?"
I, for one, wouldn't miss it for the world. May even wear my *hot* cashmere sweater. Braless.
Hahahaha. It would help if you are all drunk. Many of you will know what I mean. Heh.
I think it's time for a song!
Here's a ditty by one of my very favorite heterosexuals -- Frank Loesser!
(My favorite version is by the great Bob Dorough.)
I get the neck of the chicken
I get the rumble seat ride
I get the leaky umbrella
Everyone shoves me aside
When I jump in my shower each morn'
Sure as fate,
I'm too late,
All the hot water is gone
I get the neck of the chicken
I get that burnt piece of toast
I get that seat in the movies
Smacko! in back of the post
That's why I can't get over this dream that came true
If I get the neck of the chicken
How did I ever get you?
I get the neck of the chicken
That's how they give me the bird
And in the family snapshot
Mine is the face that's all blurred
When morning paper comes to the door
Sure as fate,
I'm too late
And they're mine long about four
I get the neck of the chicken
I get the plate with the crack
I get those evenings with Granma
Everyone else can relax
That's why I can't get over this fine howdy-do
If I get the neck of the chicken
How did I ever get you?
NTodd,
Teaching is different. As is the computer. I can never tell when to expect an attack of the shies. Sometimes I'm fine, others paralyzed.
"Where did we leave EschaCon? Philly?"
Oh, very cool. I can drive that and fish my way back, depending on date...which is?
Wish we could make NYC happen for EschaCon. I have friends there... good places to stay. Philly? Nada.
Jenny
Nobody ever gets my LA Story allusions. I think I'm the only one in the cult for that one. I think it's extremely funny, and I love the Shakespeare (and one Wittgenstein) references. Oh, and the Enya soundtrack (yeah, I like airy fairy stuff).
Hi, I'm Eric. I'll be robbing you today.
I'm the same way, NTod. Unless I get a little social lubricant in me, my conversational skills with strangers are nonexistent.
"On the other hand, getting teaching evaluation forms back with address and phone number and a poem of love can be quite sweet. Not that one would do anything about it, but still."
Sigh. The best I've gotten is a "I'll do anything to pass this class."
Not very romantic...or attractive.
I suggested she study. She failed.
Sigh.
Yeah, you sound just like a hunkier version of me, NTodd. Right down to the whole introverted/hyper thing. I'm pretty crap at casual conversation (comments aren't so bad, because there's no physical cliquing up, and I can compose everything just so, and it's pretty much impossible to interrupt or drown out anyone), but I have come up with one useful rule of thumb: If I'm boring *myself*, then it's probably safe to assume that I'm not the only one.
Is that the one where Steve Martin is a weatherman?
If it is, I loved the scene at the restaurant where everyone's ordering trendy coffee.
And the thought bubbles of who everyone's fantasizing about during sex.
YESSS! Both of those scenes make me laugh heartily. And now the movie is just starting...there goes the flying weiner!
I recognized the quote, but not the source. Wouldn't say I'm in the cult, but I thought it was very entertaining (and it began my crush on Sarah Jessica Parker, which ended sometime during Sex & The City). It also made "Exile" my favorite Enya song.
Oh, you young thing. My crush of SJP started when she was in Square Pegs. Anybody else here remember that show?
Exile is a wonderful song. I actually liked both of her first two albums (each are featured in the movie, though her eponymous disc gets the heavier treatment). A very dear friend of mine introduced me to Enya, so I have a soft spot for her (uh...my friend and Enya).
OK I put my picture up too, just click my homepage.
My eyes! My eyes!
Mena:
What's hilarious is that I met the current Mr. LJ online about that time. I guess that helped?
Have you tried taking a walk on the wild side, Backslider? Just asking.
Pine Lake Larry | Email | Homepage | 02.19.05 - 8:41 pm | #
Yup. Decided one was plenty, and probably too much, trouble on its own. I will give dudes their due, though: dude hits on you is a dude with nothin' but serious bidness on his mind.
Weather: sunny, sunny, sunny, sunny...
Will it help if I beg, bigvic?
Square Pegs?
OMFG. I remember that show, although it didn't last long.
then he had someone email me to tell me he died, to try to get me to go to his "funeral."
Ha - I had a girl pick me up once by having her friend come over and say I looked like her friends dead boyfriend, and she would like to meet me. She admited after we started dating that it was an excuse to blow me off after a few minutes if I turned out to be an asshole. Most unique pickup line I ever heard.
then he had someone email me to tell me he died, to try to get me to go to his "funeral."
Ha - I had a girl pick me up once by having her friend come over and say I looked like her friends dead boyfriend, and she would like to meet me. She admited after we started dating that it was an excuse to blow me off after a few minutes if I turned out to be an asshole. Most unique pickup line I ever heard.
I heart you, Elaine.
You are a sturdy woman. You will be just fine, I'm sure.
"Sigh. The best I've gotten is a "I'll do anything to pass this class." "
Beavers' hats.... Other than that, all I ever got were arguments. Lots of arguments. I hate arguments.
Steve Martin: Sandee, your breasts feel weird.
Sandee: That's because they're real.
jimmiraybob,
I once taught at a major, big deal sports school. The athletic department had people called "angels" who came to your office to advocate for failing students.
Once, a guy came to me. "What can so-and-so do to pass this course?"
"Read the book?"
I never saw him again, and had significantly fewer athletes after that semester. Oops.
LJ, will a picture of my long penis qualify for thursday hunk-blogging?
I always picture the beginning shot of everyone coming out in the morning for their papers, because it was like that.
Really? I thought the whole thing was hyperbole (like Annie Hall).
I, for one, wouldn't miss it for the world. May even wear my *hot* cashmere sweater. Braless.
No that I know you're a girl, I'm definitely going to show up.
Teaching is different. As is the computer. I can never tell when to expect an attack of the shies. Sometimes I'm fine, others paralyzed.
Totally. But get me liquored up and you can't stop my charm. Well, at least you can't stop me from singing karoake. Boy that gets me in trouble.
Hi, I'm Eric. I'll be robbing you today.
LOL! (Uh, IIRC his name is Bob, but I haven't gotten to that scene yet.)
Yeah, you sound just like a hunkier version of me, NTodd.
Now there's a sentence I have never ever ever heard in my life.
Don't start me on Square Pegs. Theme song by The Waitresses. I have them all on a very early videotape someplace.
Also starred Merritt Buttrick, who played Kirk's son in the early Star Trek movies.
LJ, will a picture of my long penis qualify for thursday hunk-blogging?
No.
Chica Toxica = hubba hubba.
And Carlos? Forgot one of the GOP hotties you drool over. None other than Grendel's -- sorry -- Jonah's mother herself: Lucianne Goldberg.
Get the picture?
Hey Moonbats!
What up?
Also starred Merritt Buttrick, who played Kirk's son in the early Star Trek movies.
I'm sorry. That was terrifying wasn't it? It even scared me. Go on about your business...
Did you see my husband on the train Atrios?
Poems, songs, surprise presents from college students are wonderful, even moving, things to receive. But I'm teaching HS these days, and Thursday I had a visit from an ex-dropout (yes) who cleaned up his drug habit and came to visit and show me he's O.K. That happens a lot with these kids, and it always gets me choked up.
They disgust me so, I just can't help popping off.
bigvic
but only little distracted by my excursion into good deed-dom, allow me to assure you I "got your back," madam?
I just simply do not modulate my voice lower than their own when I am among them, and i do not guard my tongue...i'm pushin' 60, but most folks still think twice...
Hey Moonbats!
What up?
My blog!
(Yeah, *that* was subtle...)
I swear, every man online claims to have an 8" schlong. As if a) I would believe it and b) that would impress me. 8 inches is worthless if it's the diameter of a pencil, asswipe. Or if you don't know how to use it, which is even worse.
Stupid damn troll wankers.
Weather: sunny, sunny, sunny, sunny...
I s'pose THAT'S not hyperbole either.
I loved when George Plimpton replaces Martin as the weather guy...
Square Pegs?
OMFG. I remember that show, although it didn't last long.
Yeah, but it made an impression, didn't it? What was the name of the band? Uh...Open 48 Hours? Too bad the show was only watched by square pegs.
Steve Martin: Sandee, your breasts feel weird.
Sandee: That's because they're real.
Oh, be still my beating heart.
But to nitpick, it's SanDeE*.
I'm new to the page and the "mouth breather" went straight over my head. What gives?
Hi there, CS. How's it hanging?
From Storrs, _Orientations_, 1937
"The lavish modernity of Wells's filing and reduplicating apparatus was my first glimpse of the extent to which people will let themselves go over stationery when they do not have to pay for it themselves, and was in sharp contrast with the primitive and pleasant haphazardly of the Secretariat."
The more things change, peut-etre....
NYMary? That happened exactly -once- in my world of UCLA, John Wooden and a different time. At the start of an exam I was proctoring, some clown from the athletic department wanted to 'help me' by telling me which of the students were athletes. I could only look at him stupidly, and tell him to go away since the exam was beginning. Later I told John Galbraith about it and assured me that he would 'take care' of such interference. I learnt later that he'd taken care of it by calling Wooden in to a meeting with the appropriate Dean and then beaten Wooden about the head and shoulders.
Well, yes, NTodd, but I'm too lazy to go to all that trouble. Didn't she have a heart in there too? &heart;
Oh fudgesicles. ♥
Also starred Merritt Buttrick, who played Kirk's son in the early Star Trek movies.
Yeah, he was the founder of Open 48 Hours in the show. And let's see, STII:TWOK came out in...what, '82, so that was right around when SP was on, which is why I recognized him. I think he committed suicide several years ago.
I ♥ creamsicles, myself...
Yes, NTodd. Open 48 Hours. Fronted by Johnny Slash, whose pigtail grew several inches from episode to episode.
I swear, every man online claims to have an 8" schlong. As if a) I would believe it and b) that would impress me. 8 inches is worthless if it's the diameter of a pencil, asswipe. Or if you don't know how to use it, which is even worse.
Stupid damn troll wankers.
LJ | Email | Homepage | 02.19.05 - 9:14 pm | #
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"Wish we could make NYC happen for EschaCon."
Wouldn't it cost like a gazzilion bucks there? If so, have mercy on us with limited $.
i am higher than rush limburger right now, controlled substances.
maybe i will become a really nasty stoner rightie
Well, yes, NTodd, but I'm too lazy to go to all that trouble. Didn't she have a heart in there too?
Well-done! And now I know how to make a heart.
♥
I never knew you could do that.
Sue, Are you from around New Haven?
Is anyone else having a problem getting the Atrios page to load completely since that stupid Jerry Springer ad went up?
Yes, NTodd. Open 48 Hours. Fronted by Johnny Slash, whose pigtail grew several inches from episode to episode.
Well, you know, growth spurts are par for the course at that age...
I think he committed suicide several years ago.
The Web says he died of AIDS in 1989. I can't do links from this machine, but it's here:
http://www.modamag.com/robincurtis.htm
Nice to know what some of ya'll look like. I got no way of posting pix and wasn't hot when in my twenties; over 50 now. Filkertom and I have met in the flesh, since I also filk. The rest of you gotta settle for a basic description: short, stout (got that Eastern European peasant thing going on my dad's side of the family), long dark brown hair going gray, usually in a braid.
Is anyone else having a problem getting the Atrios page to load completely since that stupid Jerry Springer ad went up?
Yes. It looks like it's making Safari hang at 99%.
(Yeah, *that* was subtle...)
Eli, I *certainly* wouldn't expect subtlty from you.
And I mean that in the nicest way.
NTodd:
Unicode is your friend.
Some speculate Gannon wasn't intended to be a "journaliat" at all, that he was kept around to provide sex to people within the administration (and those who love it)
Stinky
Well, he did tell his fellow TKEs that he missed a Board of Advisors meeting because he was "entertaining" Tony Blair (July 17, 2003)
Is anyone else having a problem getting the Atrios page to load completely since that stupid Jerry Springer ad went up?
Nope, loading fine for me.
But I just noticed the AFSC ad at the top of the right nav. Too cool. I wonder how much the Super Bowl bet raised for them...
Is anyone else having a problem getting the Atrios page to load completely since that stupid Jerry Springer ad went up?
It loads, but there's about a 50-50 chance that one of the ads ends up right in the middle of the first comments link. I don't like that one bit, nosiree.
It's always that way with Opera...hangs up on stats.
No offense, because I'm no fan of Jonah or his ilk either, but I thought we'd evolved beyond the point of personal insults, particularly towards strangers.
Listen, the only reason I've blown my cover is to illustrate NYMary's comment on the set number of Irish 'types'. In my case, it's only partly Irish, more Scots, but certainly Celtic - and if you go up to Skye you'll see dozens of replicas. The Celts just tend toward the same patterns - big genes to fill, I guess....
Old Hat, that's the problem I'm having too. And the page doesn't show the ads on the sides, either for me. Weird.
No offense, because I'm no fan of Jonah or his ilk either, but I thought we'd evolved beyond the point of personal insults, particularly towards strangers.
J | Email | Homepage | 02.19.05 - 9:24 pm | #
You're new to this planet, aren't you.
Eli, I *certainly* wouldn't expect subtlty from you.
And I mean that in the nicest way.
Good, good. Disappointment will shorten your life.
The Web says he died of AIDS in 1989. I can't do links from this machine, but it's here:
http://www.modamag.com/robincurtis.htm
Oh, I had no idea. Thanks for the link. I just checked on IMDB, too, and they say the same thing.
Wouldn't it cost like a gazzilion bucks there? If so, have mercy on us with limited $.
jdw
I don't have a gazillion dollars either! Just wondering if NYC is any more expensive than Philly, actually.
Jenny
Or rather, it doesn't get display the ads on the right. I have to scroll over to them, no matter how big I make the page.
I think NYC was excluded for cost, jdw. Philly is generally less expensive generally. Labor Day was mentioned. Thoughts?
I "EschaCon" just going to be "meeting in a bar"?
You're new to this planet, aren't you.
Backslider
would it were not so.
all the monkys be nice now.
>Born and raised in Manhattan. Am now in Queens and somehow, Queens just doesn't cut it.
You think Queens is bad, I just moved from Manhattan to Riverdale (the Bronx). I would so rather live in Astoria, it's one subway stop to Midtown.
GWPDA,
Yep. Going to Ireland is vaguely disturbing to me, because everyone looks like a relative.
I'm usually okay financialy, but I've run out of leave at work, and I have to be off work six weeks (stupid *^$@*&^%% USPS!). I'm lucky to have something to fall back on. But man, it's still gonna hurt...
Anyone know a good place to download music when you're on a Mac? I seem to only have success with iTunes (obviously) and the other places I go to for more obscure music tell me I need Windows.
Are music downloads only for PC users?
Thanks.
Jenny
Opera7.54; Eschaton occaissionally loads fully, though usually not, and the center section usually is too wide. Sometimes that's because of pix, but usually not. Always loads enough to use, though.
Hoyt C.,
What a hunk a hunk of burning love you are. Hahahaha.
Kono. I know you got my back. Anyone messin' with me will have you Fuck Them UP!
Eli, You ain't "too proud to ple-eee-ad, baby baby?" Hoo, boy. Hahahaha.
You guys are killing me, I tell ya.
Re: Working for a grade
This the story of the only time I ever received a direct come-on from a female student.
It was thanksgiving, and the young woman in question was a petite, but well-packed blonde young woman of perhaps 19. She had a well developed leer and wore deeply scooped sweaters to class--when she attended, which was rarely, and which was part of the problem. Because it was a praxis class--teaching reading across the curriculum--a certain amount of participation was vital. She had not availed herself of the opportunities, and she had finally gotten around to reading the syllabus and discovered that those wasted opportunities amounted to about 30 percent of the grade.
So, before class, she asked if she could meet with me after claass to 'discuss' her problem. I agreed. She sat in the front row and leered at me occasionally, so I had a pretty good idea of what might ensue.
Sure enough, upon arriving at the floor of my office, she excused herself for the ladies room, while i sought my office. I was behind my desk when she appeared in a few minutes. She had one of those foil gift bags, like the ones you put wine bottles in. She handed it to me. I reached in and withdrew ...yes, her panties.
Which I admired approvingly for a second, before I said: "Well, my dear, these are stunning. Lovely. But I am sorry to say i don't think they are my size..."
She withdrew from the course, and I never saw her again...
Hi there, CS. How's it hanging?
8" cut.
How's the knee today?
Old Hat,
Well, that's something to talk about. chicago dyke suggested that we might be able to get funding if we do educational/progressive organization seminars, etc.
Latest from Raw story:
2/19/2005
The missing link? Partner of GOPUSA founder has checkered past as Republican moneyman.
As someone said over there, when should we break out the "Bush is Gay" bumper stickers?
(not that there's anything wrong with that) you know they would do it.
Jenny:
Try VLC. It'll play just about anything.
LJ -
Thanks. www.VLC.com?
Jenny
LJ, we'll see you at EschaCon 2006, right?
Labor Day? I'm there! Very cool.
"I don't have a gazillion dollars either! Just wondering if NYC is any more expensive than Philly, actually"
Dunno about that. We can all stay with Mr and Mrs Atrios
Right?
bigvic
Chicks dig me.
Yep. Going to Ireland is vaguely disturbing to me, because everyone looks like a relative.
NYMary
and what's wrong with that?
not that i've been to ireland but one of the counties is named after me.
yeah, charley county, i'm sure you've heard of it.
Labor Day in Philly? hmmmmm...
LJ -
Got it. You're the best!
Jenny
CS:
8, huh? Right.
My knee feels great, thanks. A little stiff (heh) today, but that's probably because it's raining here. The ankle I broke always gets like that when it rains.
Dunno about that. We can all stay with Mr and Mrs Atrios
Dibs on the radiator!
Are music downloads only for PC users?
First download BitTorrent, then go to
I don't have a gazillion dollars either! Just wondering if NYC is any more expensive than Philly, actually
NYC is THE most costly city in the USA. Or maybe San Francisco. Cost you an arm and a leg, at minimum.
On Labor Day, NTodd? You can have it!
If we're serious about this, we should start getting a rough count. We'd certainly get enough to get a hotel discount, and if we wanted to do seminars or parties, they'd have room. But time is of the essence. Also, has anyone dared to mention this to Atrios?
Jenny:
I think it's www.videolan.org/vlc. If you Google it, it'll pop right up, I'm sure.
Eli:
Dunno. We do our vacation selections in November in the USPS. Supposedly. I'm so far down the totem pole that I usually don't get to pick anything until December. And the selections suck. On the bright side, I can usually get my birthday off, since it's one of the blech times that nobody wants.
LJ,
When I use the Metric System I'm absolutely huuuge I tell ya.
Centimeter's are where it's at.
Glad to hear the knee's better.
shouldn't eschacon be out it the wide open?
where we can build big druidic fires and burn things.
It's hard to commit, for me, living all the way across the damn country. I wish I was closer, like train close.
Jenny
Also, has anyone dared to mention this to Atrios?
We don't need him. Just tell Mrs. Atrios.
Hey A-man we want to have a party, what do you think?
"Yep. Going to Ireland is vaguely disturbing to me, because everyone looks like a relative."
It was a bit more frightening for me in Skye because I haven't spoken to my relatives for more than a decade and -there they all were anyway.- Like a strange and awful nightmare, surrounded by people whom you know, all speaking in an incomprehensible tongue, urging you to do or go or see.....
Run away! Run away!
"We'd certainly get enough to get a hotel discount, and if we wanted to do seminars or parties, they'd have room"
Sounds very cool.
Seminars? You mean we are expected to learn something?
Bredesen 2008?
NYMary,
Angels? I've heard of the practice - never heard the term. Oy.
CS:
Hee hee. I read a story in the 70s called something like "The Woman with the 85 bust," which had the metric thing as a joke running through the story.
I agree Jenny. Wish we could do a west coast thing. I'd love to see some of you in person, but cross country makes it harder.
Where's EschaCon going to be?
Do I need an invitation, or can any old stranger come?
Ha. A rave. Out in the desert somewhere. That would be awesome. I would hate to see us cooped up in some convention center. So ordinary.
But since I can't commit I don't expect to have a dog in this fight.
Where's EschaCon going to be?
Do I need an invitation, or can any old stranger go?
Sorry for the double post. Thought I caught it in time.
where we can build big druidic fires and burn things.
charley | Email | Homepage | 02.19.05 - 9:38 pm | #
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See, if you all came out to Seattle, we could have the Burning Hammering Man!
mena -
Are you in Los Angeles?
Jenny
I invited myself this evening! Didn't even know this was gonna happen til tonight.
Can't hang here all the time...
I think I got my answer!
stranger,
We're coming to you. Oh, and that Atrios guy.
Wish we could do a west coast thing.
Why can't we do a simultaneous bi-coastal thing?
where we can build big druidic fires and burn things
You've been talking to Ba'al, haven't you?
Yeah Jenny, but I still miss the ole basin.
Why can't we do a simultaneous bi-coastal thing?
Damned metrocoastuals.
Ba'al... who IS that masked man?
Holy dogshit everybody, check this out:
New York Times: http://tinyurl.com/545yk
In Secretly Taped Conversations, Glimpses of the Future President
By DAVID D. KIRKPATRICK
WASHINGTON, Feb. 19 - As George W. Bush was first moving onto the national political stage, he often turned for advice to an old friend who secretly taped some of their private conversations, creating a rare record of the future president as a politician and a personality.
In the last several weeks, that friend, Doug Wead, an author and former aide to Mr. Bush's father, disclosed the tapes' existence to a reporter and played about a dozen of them.
Variously earnest, confident or prickly in those conversations, Mr. Bush weighs the political risks and benefits of his religious faith, discusses campaign strategy and comments on rivals. John McCain "will wear thin," he predicted. John Ashcroft, he confided, would be a "very good Supreme Court pick" or a "fabulous" vice president. And in exchanges about his handling of media questions about his past, Mr. Bush appears to have acknowledged trying marijuana.
Mr. Wead said he recorded the conversations because he viewed Mr. Bush as a historic figure, but he said he knew that the president might regard his actions as a betrayal. As the author of a new book about presidential childhoods, Mr. Wead could benefit from any publicity, but he said that was not a motive in disclosing the tapes.
The White House did not dispute the authenticity of the tapes or respond to their contents. Trent Duffy, a White House spokesman, said, "The governor was having casual conversations with someone he believed was his friend." Asked about drug use, Mr. Duffy said, "That has been asked and answered so many times there is nothing more to add."
The conversations Mr. Wead played offer insights into Mr. Bush's thinking from the time he was weighing a run for president in 1998 to shortly before he accepted the Republican nomination in 2000. Mr. Wead had been a liaison to evangelical Protestants for the president's father, and the intersection of religion and politics is a recurring theme in the talks.
Preparing to meet Christian leaders in September 1998, Mr. Bush told Mr. Wead: "As you said, there are some code words. There are some proper ways to say things, and some improper ways." He added, "I am going to say that I've accepted Christ into my life. And that's a true statement."
But Mr. Bush also repeatedly worried that prominent evangelical Christians would not like his refusal "to kick gays." At the same time, he was wary of unnerving secular voters by meeting publicly with evangelical leaders. When he thought his aides had agreed to such a meeting, Mr. Bush complained to Karl Rove, his political strategist, "What the hell is this about?"
Mr. Bush, who has acknowledged a drinking problem years ago, told Mr. Wead on the tapes that he could withstand scrutiny of his past...
A woodsy!! With sacrifices to Ba'al, Hecate could do her wiccan stuff, and I can make the trashcan punch.
But since I can't commit I don't expect to have a dog in this fight.
well, i can't commit either, and wouldn't anyway.
but come on, this is atriots, pitchforks and torches, hectate, a multitude of pagan gods too numerous to count, i'm gonna be seriously upset if i don't hear about something getting burnt. i'm sure Baal would agree.
LJ: As for me, I've been the victim of cyberstalking and identity theft. Sorry folks, but you'll never see my picture online.
I ain't shy.
But seriously, folx... sorry to hear of your stalking and IDcrime. Always be safe on the Internet, kiddies. Don't get Guckerted... 'less of course you want to.
.
Do I need an invitation, or can any old stranger go?
RC is kind enough to work out the details. I have offered him my services (no, get your Gannon mind out of the gutter) if he needs help in coordinating. So far, no responce. Hope he takes me up on it. All are welcomed. Well, duh, fuck the trolls. I an SOOOO happy about this. It will be a blast.
A woodsy!! With sacrifices to Ba'al, Hecate could do her wiccan stuff, and I can make the trashcan punch.
We could make some wicked music in the woods. All night long!
Jenny
I agree Jenny. Wish we could do a west coast thing. I'd love to see some of you in person, but cross country makes it harder.
I was recommending something more central, so no-one would have to travel more than halfway. My personal preference would be Chicago, since my best friend's in Illinois, but I'll go anywhere.
Since I'm inviting myself, I promise to bring my bongo drums.
"You can't have the duck!"
Eli -
I agree. Somewhere midway would be the nicest option, for us coastal metrosexuals. Philly won the vote, though it will probably cut a lot of us out...
Jenny
You've been talking to Ba'al, haven't you?
Hecate
actually me and my buddies used to go up to the top of elk mt., maybe woody knows where that is, and man nothing beats a big ass bonfire with a bottle of turkey.
"Beavers' hats.... Other than that, all I ever got were arguments. Lots of arguments. I hate arguments."
GWPDA 02.19.05 - 9:07 pm
I had two students one time that both did really really badly on a test (not an inportant test). They became beligerant and wanted to argue. I stopped the class and asked them to share. They were very vocally indignant because they'd "studied together from midnight to 3AM" the night before the test and had even used flash cards. The class was an 8AM class. When the rest of the students stopped laughing there wasn't much of the matter left to discuss - class resumed.
I don't argue anymore - I hand out rope.
NYMary -
I guess if I go, i'm going to the A-Man, too.
I'm on bee-yoo-tee-ful Long Island. Or Lawn Gyland, or whatever...
You know. Just east of NYC.
A woodsy!! With sacrifices to Ba'al, Hecate could do her wiccan stuff, and I can make the trashcan punch.
I can get drunk and fall in the fire (like I usually do)
mena -
I'll bring my frame drum. I think I can share it with Hecate.
i'm not a slut, i'm just very popular--
t-shirt spotted when shopping with my daughter
maybe gannon is just misunderstood--can't help it if the grateful nation keeps throwing $$ at him
Gannon will be the hottest male escort coast to coast -- when this is all over. I weep no tears for him. It's his true calling.
we should all just agree to meet at burning man and have the eschacon there.
bigvic, about "the real new york" that your brother claims is covered in the post- to me the greatest thing about new york city has always been the fact that there really is no such thing. it is impossible to make an accurate statement about new york. the city itself will always contradict anything that anyone says about it.
Well, RC did the location poll, but Vicki says event organizing is het thing, so I recommend we touch base with her. Setting up a site is probably a decent step: who's got server space?
Man, sacrifices, bongo drums, slider and others ripp'n some chords, Hecate doing some rituals and poetry, RMJ giving the blessings. Guess we need a lake for the skinny dippers. I can roll like a motha and have intricate knowledge of keg operations.
" My personal preference would be Chicago, since my best friend's in Illinois, but I'll go anywhere."
Sounds like a reasonable compromise if location isn't yet set...but how will we stay at Mr. and Mrs Atrios'? Where will NTodd find another radiator?
Always be safe on the Internet, kiddies. Don't get Guckerted... 'less of course you want to.
Don't worry, I'll be very careful to avoid any position or situation where polyester shirts might discredit me.
Carlos, you horse's ass:
"City health inspectors did not find evidence of that after spending several hours at the scene.
"I have not seen anything like that, visibly, at the location," said Jeffrey Conn, with the City of Houston Health Department.
Conn said the clinic uses a medical waste disposal service, as required by law. The health department confirmed there was some human tissue and body fluid in the sewage that bubbled up, but nothing that would not normally be found in raw sewage."
Didn't bother to read the rest of the article, did you? Just stopped with the sensational first paragraphs.
What a freeper-twit! Get a brain, moran!
stranger,
D'oh! I got two emails yesterday, one from you, and one from no imagination. It's no imagination that's in Philly.
Dumbass NYMary.
But I meant to ask you: what year did you see the brothers Davies get in a fist fight onstage?
Why can't we do a simultaneous bi-coastal thing?
Love to see it. There is no reason we can't host an Eastern meetup, then a Western version. Getting the ball rolling is the the important part.
I thank RC for getting serious about it in the first place.
Ah, the lovely Mr. Douglas Wead re-emerges from the underbrush. This is the same Mr. Wead whom -Barry Goldwater- as just about his last political act, described as a Goddamn carpetbagger who should be shown the door. He then endorsed Mr. Wead's opponent for the Congressional seat in Northern Arizona, the charming Karan English, a Democrat.
Arizona is a strange and marvelous place that the Wead and his scum ilk are wise to avoid. We have long memories here, those of us who stay, and we believe in making an impression.
There was loathsome (per usual) discussion of the tapes on Free Republic today. All lockstep for how the private Bush is JUST LIKE HIS PUBLIC SELF and when one loner mentioned cocaine it was same old same old, well that's in his past, and he has admitted he made mistakes. He could be on the tape planning a murder and oh well. I had to wonder as the tape seems so squeaky clean was it planted to couner the suspicions brought up by Guckert access. I'm very sorry to also report I visited Drudge (Lenten sacrifice day apparently) and he had only the CBS opinion piece linked when I checked, with the few comments going both left and right and the right's the usual CBS bashing. I then had a lovely, hot, cleansing long shower (sorry no pics)
I think I'm going to Burning Man instead.
I told my wife about gannogate tonight. Shes one of those people who could care less about most news items. Shes uninformed but she always votes Dem.
Anyway she laughed harder than Ive seen in a long time. She thought I was making shlt up.. truth is stranger than fiction and g/g proves it.
GWPDA,
Do you think the tape thing is bullshit? I wonder if it's coming forward as part of GannonGate. "The evangelicals won't like me because I won't kick the gays." If Gigi means he's lost them anyway....
Hi, cgreen!
thanks for checking drudge cgreen. i never go there. i wonder if he was charged extra by his web designer to make his site look extra amateurish.
Sunday New York Times, kids.
It begins.
Web Site Operator Says He Knew of Reporter's Two Identities
By RALPH BLUMENTHAL
HOUSTON, Feb. 19 - The operator of an activist Republican Web site and news service said Friday night that he had known for two years that his White House correspondent went by two identities.
But the operator, Robert R. Eberle, denied in an interview that the correspondent, Jeff Gannon, whose real name is James D. Guckert, was an administration plant or was given preferential treatment as a Republican partisan to ask soft questions at briefings.
Do you think the tape thing is bullshit? I wonder if it's coming forward as part of GannonGate. "The evangelicals won't like me because I won't kick the gays." If Gigi means he's lost them anyway....
Man if that's true, they must be really nervous, Jeff better watch his back.
Splitting up our meet-up by coast is kind of defeating the purpose, sorta. It would be great (but maybe impossible) if we could travel to each other a bit.
But hell, I'd be thrilled for everyone, even if I couldn't go. Just to hear about it would be great fun. Living vicariously isn't all that bad.
Jenny
ksec have your wife watch the daily show clip on bloggers and guckert.
The R rating given to Gunner Palace is being appealed. Please sign the petition asking for a pg-13 rating. War isn't a video game; young people need to be able to see this documentary told in soldiers' own words.
Link to petition
Thanks.
i hope guckert squeals like a pig.
Do you think the tape thing is bullshit?
No, I'm sure the NYT bent over backwards to fact check everything after Dan Rather, Jayson Blair, Judith Miller, etc.
What I'm interested in are the other two dozen tapes the guy didn't play for the NYT.
Guckert is walking around dead.
i hope guckert squeals like a pig.
I think that'd be a bit of role reversal for him, but yeah.
Hoyt,
Well this is bad for them, no doubt. But if this is part of a backpedaling from their homophobic shit: "see! he's always liked faggo... uh, gay people!" then this is a major thing. I can't think why else someone would come forward with the tapes now.
Unless, of course, they drove a truckload of money up to his house. But then someone would have had to know he had them.
Sounds like a reasonable compromise if location isn't yet set
I ran from one end of O'Hare to the other once. Otherwise, I've never really been to Chicago. What interstate highways feed into Chicago?
NYMary -
But I meant to ask you: what year did you see the brothers Davies get in a fist fight onstage?
Must have been '73 - they were touring 'Preservation Act I.'
It turns out the punchup was the highlight of that show - the 'Preservation'-era Kinks were horrible. Ray was hammered, Dave was pissed, there were about 9 people in the band.
I went to hear oldies, and got Ray's vaudeville show instead. Second most disappointing concert I've ever been to.
The first most disappointing was when I went to see Yes expecting to see Bill Bruford playing drums, and got Alan White instead. Bruford's drums were as big a part of that band's sound as anderson's voice, and Alan White wrecked it for me.
i hope guckert squeals like a pig.
He might, if he's smart enough to realize that he's a "bottom" now.
I don't have the link to RC Sanders' blog, where the vote is. Does anyone else?
NYMary
Maybe Jeff has some tapes of his own.
snow, chicago is flat and it goes on forever.
philly is fine for me even though the traffic lights are in the wrong place.
Guckert is walking around dead.
Mena, I think you're right. He looked like a ghostly apparition, hardly there, in the Anderson Cooper interview. Dead man walking.
Jenny
Eschacon? How about near Tucson - Bioshere II?
GWPDA?
I ran from one end of O'Hare to the other once.
Sounds like an O'Hare-racing experience.
Love to see it. There is no reason we can't host an Eastern meetup, then a Western version. Getting the ball rolling is the the important part.
For a western hook-up, all of us can get a campsite at the Burning Man Festival.
Just a suggestion....
Hoyt,
I'm waiting for him to produce the semen-stained garment. I hope it's the USMC sweatshirt he wore for his clients.
"Yes expecting to see Bill Bruford playing drums, and got Alan White instead. Bruford's drums were as big a part of that band's sound as anderson's voice, and Alan White wrecked it for me."
Yea, that was about as bad as Kenny Jones playing for the Who. I didn't expect them to try to 'replace' Moon with a loonie, but someone who could at least play in a similar freedom of style.
really. the first time i was ever in philly i must have run a dozen red lights. they have the traffic signals on posts on the corners of the intersections instead of hanging overhead where they belong.
Maybe Jeff has some tapes of his own.
Ohgodpleaseyes.
BlakNo1 had a great description of Gannon's head last night - said he looked like the cover of Queen's 'News Of The World.'
I can get drunk and fall in the fire (like I usually do)
Hoyt C.
it happens.
i read that wead tape thing. certainly seems to have popped up at propitious moment. everything these bastards do is political. and i am sure the faithful will suck it up and add to bush's legend.
i don't know how anyone could be more dedicated in heart than i was to john kerry. but bushs' faithful are, and the difference is they BELIEVE in him. even jesus would never forgive what they do.
stranger,
Damn. It is an uncanny resemblance.
NYMary
The freeway blogger had a sign up, a while back that said "We're all wearing the Blue Dress now!"
but bushs' faithful are, and the difference is they BELIEVE in him.
Whereas *we* believe in evolution. Two completely irreconcilable belief systems.
Nixon white house the second. Quagmire to tapes, dirty tricks, and obsessive secrecy.
(quaffs toast to possibility of Guckert having tapes)
Sounds like an O'Hare-racing experience.
At least I got to make like OJ in those old Hertz commercials. And, sadly, not my worst airport experience.
really. the first time i was ever in philly i must have run a dozen red lights. they have the traffic signals on posts on the corners of the intersections instead of hanging overhead where they belong.
Olaf glad and big
which is how i failed my first two attempts at getting a drivers liscence, in maryland, where i have never seen that kind of light, except maybe around georgetowne.
but bushs' faithful are, and the difference is they BELIEVE in him.
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Like the germans who couldn't wait to disown hitler, after the war.
*grumbles*
First I catch up on threads I missed due to an unexpected bout of somnia to find out I've missed out on watertiger and NYMary's pictures (though not too late for chica toxica's... yowsa)...
Then I hear 'bi-coastal' talk...
There's a reason the Republicans get a lot of mileage out of that 'coastal elite' talk around here and elsewhere... it's too often true. Don't forget Poland, er, Minnesota here. (Hence my having voted, when there was voting, for Chicago. Chicago's good. I'll do Philly, but that's just out of deference to the A-man, and if nothing better shows up, I've got family in Harrisburg I could probably crash with if I asked them.)
I am now surly and disgruntled. It's a good thing I just restocked on Guiness, so I should be nice and mellow in a little while.
And, sadly, not my worst airport experience.
Mine would have to be the 8-10 hours in the TWA terminal at JFK, as they cancelled flight after flight (in one case *after* we had boarded) to upstate NY, wouldn't let us transfer to another airline, and (as I later discovered) wouldn't tell my family what the hell was going on. They finally put us in cabs. I have never been happier to see an airline go out of business.
Latest headline news over at Yahoo:
• Suicide bombings, attacks kill 55 in Iraq
• Poorest face most risk on Social Security
• Global warming may worsen U.S. pollution
Second term getting off to a wonderful start!
The new right is a cult. That is why they have that crazy blank look.
I thought it was because they were brain dead.
With conservative chicks, I figure, even if their exteriors are not unpleasing to the eye, it's a Picture of Dorian Grey thing. In their innermost sanctums they each probably have a picture showing the blackened, wizened nature of their souls.
Stranger: went to see Bruford in Cleveland when I was in HS. He did two shows and a bunch of HS friends and I had tickets to the first show but not the second.
So while they were clearing the place out we hid in the bathroom by closing the stall doors and standing on the toilet seats. Of course we got caught, but the bouncer was cool and told us to just keep quiet until we heard people coming in for the second show.
With conservative chicks, I figure, even if their exteriors are not unpleasing to the eye, it's a Picture of Dorian Grey thing. In their innermost sanctums they each probably have a picture showing the blackened, wizened nature of their souls.
I would mostly say that, but one of the nicest people I know at work is a big Bush fan. Also a vegetarian animal lover pacifist. It just does not compute, and I can't help but think that she's a Democrat and doesn't realize it.
Off to persuade 7 yr old he should be asleep. And probably fall asleep myself in the process, was up at 5 today.
Was pondering if Bush might be a replacement for an idealized father figure to these people. He deals in archetypes, gestures and succinct phrasing (salesmanship) that to us seems awkward and out of date, but for some of those people, it epitomizes something they may lack. The real difference between the believer and non-believer (in Bush) may simply be we grew up and past them coupled with a lack of simple gullibility based on ehanced awareness or education.
I'm late to the thread, but has anyone asked this question yet?
Why aren't the college peers of these creeps making fun of them and reforming them with aggressive peer pressure? Has college changed so much since I started in the late '70s?
I went to New College in Sarasota, considered the "crown jewel" of the Florida system (Hahaha), and nobody there could get away with stupidity on any subject for long. Even in rude class, you'd be called out pronto if you volunteere false info or bad logic.
The hazing was (informally) part of the coursework, especially for freshmen who were used to being the smartest guys or gals in their provincial high schools, and you were expected to know your stuff. I got zapped once in class and learned my lesson fast.
Is college so different now? I honestly don't know
Yup, Manhattanite here, too. Upper West Side. I miss it, but there's just no way I can afford to live there in any kind of comfort.
Manhattanite here, though just barely, since I live in Inwood, at the northern tip of the Island and can see The Bronx from my front window.
One thing I found out early on is that while Manhattan Island extends all the way to 220th St., "Manhattan" only includes that part of the island below 96th St. on the East Side and below about 123rd St. on the West Side. Above that is Harlem, and above Harlem are two neighborhoods named Washington Heights and Inwood. These three neighborhoods have traditionally comprised something like an honorary outer borough -- but they also have had the advantage of outer borough housing prices.
In fact, when I was headed out one day, an elderly neighbor of mine asked me if I was "going into Manhattan." I just told him yes, since I knew what he meant.
Things have sorta changed the last half-decade or so. Inwood (at least west of B'way) and the section of Washington Heights renamed (by the real estate folks) "Hudson Heights" have become "hot new neighborhoods." I've lived here for almost two decades now and am glad I decided to buy a co-op apt. while prices were still very low. While they're still lower than "Manhattan," they've roughly sextupled or septupled in the last 8 years.
I've also got torn loyalties, since I was raised in Philly and love my old hometown but I also love NYC. And since I still have family in the Philly area, I visit about 6-8 times a year and keep in touch with what's going on there. And like a true native Philadelphian, I was disappointed that th'Iggles lost the Super Bowl but expected that would happen.
I would've been mighty surprised if they had won
"Eschacon? How about near Tucson - Bioshere II?"
Yeah, like I didn't know that eventually somebody would figure out that meeting in Phoenix is about as central and cheap as it's gonna get and that I have a big enough backyard for everybody to pitch a tent. Or pitch somebody into the pool. Or barbecue something.
NYMary - anything involving Doug Wead is tainted, crooked and corrupt. When Barry Goldwater felt it reasonable to endorse the Democrat in a race that Wead had entered doesn't that make it pretty clear what the situation was then and what it probably remains? Wead is a lackey - a beard - a shill.
There's an avocado and smoked turkey sandwich on 9grain wheat bread calling me. Only 200 more pages left in _Orientations_. Night night.
I can just imagine the presentations at the EschaCon:
"A participatory study on wingnut trolling; With Special Hypotheses Concerning Ether" by Old Hat
"Explosive Humor: an Underappreciated Asset Against Naive Keyboard Users with Beverages" by Eli
"More than You Ever Wanted to Know About Esoteric Music", copresented by NyMary and Backslider
"Hunkology: Fact or Fiction?" by LJ with slides provided by NTodd
and so on
good luck, cgreen. I have no luck at all talking children into sleep.
Latest headline news over at Yahoo:
• Suicide bombings, attacks kill 55 in Iraq
• Poorest face most risk on Social Security
• Global warming may worsen U.S. pollution
Second term getting off to a wonderful start!
Hoyt C. 02.19.05 - 10:21 pm
Shut up! Shutup, shutup, shutup!!! Turn of his mic!
I swear if this scandal breaks wide open and we find out everybody in the WH is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), and the freepi rationalize it all away, my head will explode.
BlakNo1 had a great description of Gannon's head last night - said he looked like the cover of Queen's 'News Of The World.'
stranger
LMAO! Somebody get Duncan to put up another faggot hunting thread, those are the best! Are we still after Gannon or is there someone new? Duncan, just say who to get and we will destroy that faggot's life.
This place is awesome!
Even in rude class, you'd be called out pronto if you volunteere false info or bad logic.
You had to take classes for that? It just comes naturally for most of us...
I have a big enough backyard for everybody to pitch a tent. Or pitch somebody into the pool. Or barbecue something.
GWPDA - That sounds so right for us!
Jenny
Echidne,
Well, chicago dyke thought we might be able to find a sponsor if we had some educational stuff. Like maybe a talk by Atrios, or panels on grassroots organizing, or the potential of blogs in the progressive movement.
And then, in the evenings, obscure music trivia, drinking, and that sort of thing. Hell, we can even get a band!
Whoever's stealing Olaf's name is an asshole.
Well, chicago dyke thought we might be able to find a sponsor if we had some educational stuff. Like maybe a talk by Atrios, or panels on grassroots organizing, or the potential of blogs in the progressive movement.
I think I could suffer through that...
And then, in the evenings, obscure music trivia, drinking, and that sort of thing. Hell, we can even get a band!
Um? Mary? I think we *have* a band.
I know, NyMary, I was just kidding. But my ideas would be fun.
stranger,
I've been in and out all day, and they've been at it for hours. Sad, really.
Do you have server space? Or is that not quite what you do?
Can we invite some trolls to the big shindig to use as pinatas?
I'm baaaaaack!!!
(as if you couldn't tell)
Karl was really sweaty tonight, and it wasn't a good kind of sweat either- it smelled like...fear.
Hell, we can even get a band!
Howsabout an all-Eschaton band? Do we have all the positions filled?
I'll bring gear and play, no cost, no problem. While some here are blog-whores, I'm for sure a gig-whore. (And I blog-whores on the side).
Duncan, just say who to get and we will destroy that faggot's life.
GWB?
A man that is truly deserving of that kind of persecution and derision?
Though I don't approve of the method, the sentiment is nice.
That's a generous offer, GWPDA, and tempting.
Eli,
We certainly have enough musicians. Filkertom will definitely have to do his version of "I Fought the Troll," in any case.
Do you have server space? Or is that not quite what you do?
I could donate some B3 space...
This can be done.
mena -
I think you and I are nature girls.
Jenny
what, no Gannon?
GIMMEEEEEE SOME GAAAAAAANON!!!!!!
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Or barbecue somebody.
Given my neighbors and my dead-end, and the nearby pretty good Chinese takeout along with the notorious 16th Street incredible restaurant nexus around the corner, hell, y'all come and we'll just put up barricades at the end of the street. Take over the whole place. Labor Day? Yeah, it'll be around 118F so, you can just wander in and out of people's houses, take naps wherever, send somebody out to Richardson's for NM food or to the Greek place or the Chicago barbecue joint.
I'll leave a key under the mat.
QUICK, IT'S DYING ON US!!!!!!!
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these right-wing stealers remind me of uncle Dave -- a lot of families have someone like him. He's
part of the family but he has a habit of stealing stuff and blaming someone else. Runs around bad mouthing those not there. Stirring up shit. Claims that he got permission from the founding elders to sell the property. Now we don't want to kick the bum out, but the time has come. When the VPOTUS sits still (encourages) this lunacy I think its time.
Guckert is walking around dead.
mena
Bet he's buying Depends by the case. If that dude has done what we all know he's done, with some of the people we suspect he's done it with, he has to be one shitscared brotherfucker. Former marine or no. Fize him, I'da got me a bodyguard of my own already. A real Dominant Top.
Can we invite some trolls to the big shindig to use as pinatas?
Paging Darth Philly C!
Today’s statement from Senator Hillary Clinton, on tour with John McCain and the Senate Armed Services Committee (here’s a link to the full AP story):
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - As 55 people died in Iraq on Saturday, the holiest day on the Shiite Muslim religious calendar, Sen. Hillary Clinton said that much of Iraq was “functioning quite well” and that the rash of suicide attacks was a sign that the insurgency was failing.
Clinton, a New York Democrat, said insurgents intent on destabilizing the country had failed to disrupt Iraq’s landmark Jan. 30 elections.
“The concerted effort to disrupt the elections was an abject failure. Not one polling place was shut down or overrun,” Clinton told reporters inside the U.S.-protected Green Zone, a sprawling complex of sandbagged buildings surrounded by blast walls and tanks. The zone is home to the Iraqi government and the U.S. Embassy…
…The fact that you have these suicide bombers now, wreaking such hatred and violence while people pray, is to me, an indication of their failure,” Clinton said.
Well, chicago dyke thought we might be able to find a sponsor if we had some educational stuff.
Chicago's South Loop is thick with colleges & universities. Among other things, I teach at Columbia & they're very edge when it comes to tech/art/politics. It's focus is communications of all kinds, so a blogger panel would seem like a natural fit.
When you think about it, just getting together and communing at GWPDA's would be so comfortable and relaxed. What a generous offer, to host us...
I guess I'm just really responding to a down-home kind of gathering. It just sounds amazing. I'll shut up now.
Among other things, I teach at Columbia
Hey, one of my best friends from HS went to Columbia! How long have you been teaching there?
Gezz, between Hillary's comments above and that NYT piece talking about how Poppy Bush and Clinton are becoming really good friends, I'm becoming slightly distressed.
If I was paranoid, I'd probably start thinking that both sides of the political aisle are participating in the screwing of the Great Us.
Guckert is walking around dead
Even as we speak, Rove is drafting his "suicide note."
I expect 'politics of personal destruction' and 'America-hating liberals' to be underlined in Brown Crayola in paragraph one.
Why didn't Hilliary mention the price we paid to install an Islamic fundamentalist gov't, where there wasn't one before.
Bet he's buying Depends by the case.
i called him dumber than these trolls when i saw him on CNN. come to think of it he was probably scared shitless.
and trools, it's not that he's gay, it's that he's a plant. one of god knows how many.
but i guess you are ok with SECRET GOVERNMENT, and being lied to. well, obviously.
Even as we speak, Rove is drafting his "suicide note."
I expect 'politics of personal destruction' and 'America-hating liberals' to be underlined in Brown Crayola in paragraph one.
Poor Bulldog. America's lonely little Eskimo.
JftB -
Arthur and I will be at cowering at the local Days Inn however.... Or possibly, just throw it all away and run away to the Hotel Del. That's what Zonies do in September, go to San Diego and hide out. But listen, you can borrow the car and there's lots of towels in the big cupboard by the pool so you should be fine.
...best friends from HS went to Columbia
Eli,
Three years or so. Before that I helped run a Department there, but they don't pay actual folding money, so I got a juicier gig and teach there at night.
(we probably won't see Karl or Dubya at the funeral wailing, "I love my dead gay prostitute!", though...)
Late to the party, but I must say that Ba'al is gorgeous--who knew?
As to relative hotness:
Conservative chick--Wynona Judd
Liberal chick--Ashley Judd.
I rest my case.
GWPDA
Yeah, I thought there might be a catch
Jenny
GANON MUST DIE
Sen. Hillary Clinton said that much of Iraq was “functioning quite well” and that the rash of suicide attacks was a sign that the insurgency was failing.
How the fuck does she know that? how much of the country did she tour? why this now, when we got a scandal with some legs? I just don't get it?
Three years or so.
Nevermind...
I rest my case.
Sweet Sue,
Excellent observation.
You *are* Sweet!
Ba'al,
Humble apologies for not paying proper obeisance earlier...but as to your homepage, you do look sassy in that skirt.
I'm a strictly het male, but OMG, so to speak
Did any of you read the latest Riverbend? She's talking about the increasing scrutiny on how women behave. Doesn't look good for her or other women who'd like not to wear the chador or whatever it's called there.
en. Hillary Clinton said that much of Iraq was “functioning quite well” and...
Well, yeah, the dirt still works.
Just in case there's any confusion about this, us liberals want Bulldog to live a long and talkative life.
"Eschacon? How about near Tucson - Bioshere II?
"Yeah, like I didn't know that eventually somebody would figure out that meeting in Phoenix is about as central and cheap as it's gonna get and that I have a big enough backyard for everybody to pitch a tent. Or pitch somebody into the pool. Or barbecue something."
Under the desert stars
Among the mesquite, the lovegrass, the cottontop
The Saguaro guards
The mountains hint purpose
The Phainopepla gives song
Soft Sonaran breezes....
Oh hell, BBQ!!!
Woohoooooo, I'm game.
Well, yeah, the dirt still works.
Dirt ALWAYS works.
Eli,
Hear, hear! Need to make that clear to these bloodthirsty bastards.
they have the traffic signals on posts on the corners of the intersections instead of hanging overhead where they belong.
Ah, there you're wrong.
(One of the hardest things to pick up, still. I look to where the lights should be, and see nothing, and end up braking 5m from the intersection as my wife shouts 'RED!')
Okay, sorry, but I'm mad enough now....
email I just sent re:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/1...9brooks.html?
th
and the excerpt:
"There's going to be another Ross Perot, and this time he's going to be younger. There's going to be a millionaire rising out of the country somewhere and he (or she) is going to lead a movement of people who are worried about federal deficits, who are offended by the horrendous burden seniors are placing on the young...."
Here's my extremely irritated reply:
"who are offended by the horrendous burden seniors are placing on the young "
Got to tell you, as a senior, I am *offended* that this fucking gov't, in its shameless and criminal profligacy, wants to continue (of COURSE they do!!!) to set one generation upon another and to do any and every thing it can to avoid taking responsibility for the fiscal mess we're in, and that W et al have wrought majorly with their tax cuts for the privileged, both corporate and individual. Any and everyone who looks dispassionately on this country's priorities will easily see that the govt intends to fuck over both the young and the old, and to suck whatever it can out of the middle.
As senior, I most certainly NOT have consciously placed ANY kind of *burden" on the young.
FUCK this bullshit.
I have simply believed in a contract between me and my govt, a covenant, if you will. These goddamned people have seen this coming, but they chose instead to plunder the "trust fund" that had been set aside for SS and to not do what needed to be done to keep SS in place.
And, now... they want to say that , by my existence, by my having trusted my
govt, that I am OF-FUCKING-FENDING the young by the *burden* I am placing on
them.....Oh, Goddamn, BITE ME.
Jesus in a prom dress.
May I now be allowed to sodomize the Bush administration with whatever I have at hand? A vegetable peeler, perhaps? A baseball bat? Cheese grater???
And, yeah, that's how I REALLY feel.
Isn't it amusing how Hillary is the number one major fucking demon of the right, until she says something positive about Iraq?
Then the wingers quote her relentlessly.
Y'all have no idea what cognitive dissonance means, do you?
jimmyraybob, you decide who you want to barbecue and I'll borrow somebody's Big Green Egg.
But for now, goodnight. Can't see a damn thing anymore.
Hmmmm, CNN's doing a piece on Saturday Night Live - the first 5 years.
Were there more?
Hear, hear! Need to make that clear to these bloodthirsty bastards.
Then again, maybe reverse psychology would be the way to go. "Oh man, I sure hope someone kills that Jeff Gannon before he embarrasses gays and liberals any further! Why, if he's allowed to shoot off his mouth one second longer, we'll never win another election ever again!"
I play bass and sing. I assume this would be a righteous protest band, right? I missed all the band talk...
mena -
I think you and I are nature girls.
Jenny
==========
Sorry, grabbed a bite. I think you might be right, Jenny. Which is surprising, considering I grew up in Orange County. About as plastic as it gets, repub through. I grew up with people whose parents thought Nixon got a raw deal.
Who has a blog? Put up a fag hunt and let's have some fun. Gannon is getting played out, time to choose our next victim. Lol, this is too much fun.
Let's fucking do this!
GWPDA,
If you wake up and there are 15,000 people in the "backyard".....don't panic.
Oops. Too many shots andabeers. That made no sense at all.
Sarah D-
A vegetable peeler?
Think big.
Try a pile driver or a 155mm howitzer.
Much more satisfying.
ratwing heads explode:
USS Jimmy Carter commissioned
GROTON, Connecticut (AP) -- The USS Jimmy Carter entered the Navy's fleet Saturday as the most heavily armed submarine ever built, and as the last of the Seawolf class of attack subs that the Pentagon ordered during the Cold War's final years.
The $3.2 billion Jimmy Carter was commissioned Saturday, the first submarine named after a living ex-president.
Carter, himself a submariner during his time in the Navy, was on hand for the ceremony signaling the end of an era in submarining.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/19...d.ap/
index.html
Sarah you gave me some advice last night but it's hard not to be outraged sometimes, huh?
The world's nuts. Where's my claw-hammer and a flat rock?
Go, Sarah!
So, um, has he e-mailed you back yet?
How the fuck does she know that? how much of the country did she tour? why this now, when we got a scandal with some legs? I just don't get it?
she doesn't know jack, and her republican counterparts collins, and graham had a very different take on the sit.
and my post about how there can be no eschacon without GWPDA disappeared but like i said, wouldn't be right.
Baal is good looking? where is his pic? well, maybe tomorrow, i'm going down. not in guckert way or anything, (not that there is anything wrong with that).
Okay, now that I'm finally here, a new thread will appear before I finish typing.
Eli, nice. I couldn't leave you a comment, but I will have a shot and a beer tonight in your honor.
mena | Email | Homepage | 02.19.05 - 8:15 pm |
mena, I'm guessing your crystal ball is cracked....
Christ, I go away for 12 hours and when I come back the puss-puss trolls are still here, talking the Same Old Shit and stealing names. How fucking pathetic is that for a lovely Saturday in February?
Did you ever notice they get braver and hang around much longer when Atrios announces he'll be away/busy? What a crop of Useless Timewasters™.
mena -
Funny. My background is city too. Baltimore to DC to NYC to LA. But at some point after coming west I moved to a beautiful place called Topanga Canyon and really experienced nature.
Even though I'm back in the *city*, meaning a beach community, I still have the country thing going on. Always will.
Jenny
Bedways is rightways now. Another mother pusbucket load of grading to do tomorrow. 'Night, freethinkers!
Another leg -
The mole, the US media and a White House coup
The reporter who wasn't is part of a wider press scandal, writes Paul Harris in New York
Sunday February 20, 2005
The Observer
For two years Jeff Gannon cut an unobtrusive figure at White House press conferences. The shaven-headed, craggily handsome man worked for an obscure news agency called Talon News, known for its conservative sympathies. He was often the subject of jokes by colleagues on weightier news organisations.
No one is laughing now, because Gannon was far from being a harmless distraction. He was writing under a false name and working for a Republican front organisation. Suddenly, his 'softball' questions to White House officials looked less like eccentricities and more like plotting by an administration which has frequently displayed a dark mastery of the arts of press control.
When it emerged that Gannon was also linked to gay prostitution websites and might be a gay prostitute himself, the scandal as to how he was allowed daily access to the White House grew even murkier. The American media is now being forced to confront the possibility that Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, was simply a Republican plant, used by officials, including President George W Bush, to ask easy questions in difficult press conferences. 'The idea of having a mole in the White House press corp is amazing, but that's what it looks like,' said Jack Lule, a journalism professor at Lehigh University.
(mo)
Who has a blog? Put up a fag hunt and let's have some fun. Gannon is getting played out, time to choose our next victim. Lol, this is too much fun.
Let's fucking do this!
charley | Email | Homepage | 02.19.05 - 11:04 pm | #
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idiot!
well, maybe tomorrow, i'm going down. not in guckert way or anything...
Fuck that, those filthy homos. Duncan, which faggot should I go after next? C'mon, I'm bored. Let's get somebody! To hell with those fudgepackers.
big enough backyard for everybody to pitch a tent."
She said, 'Pitch a tent. Backyard." heh heh
Incog, yeah, I'm great w/advice. I know my advice is right on and what I myself should be doing, too.
Some days I am more successful than others. All I can bank on is that my direction remains consistent. Two steps foreward, one step back.....you know the drill.
I also very much appreciate people who give me the same advice/reminder. It's all that keeps us from either eating a bullet or firing it at someone else, eh??
XXOO
SD
Everyone have a good Saturday? I've been checking CO real estate listings, looking for the future Castle Ripley, a nice little cabin in the woods with a view of the mountains.
Just ignore it, charley. We all know it's not you, 'cuz we have triple-digit IQs.
I assume this would be a righteous protest band, right? I missed all the band talk...
Ripley
Louie Louie, Gloria, House of the Rising Sun, What'd I Say?, yeah, protest alla way...
QuentinCompson -
Incredible article. Thanks for the link.
Ignore ignorance.
Adios amigos. Try not to step in troll shit.
Nobody thought it was you, Charley.
Atablarasa, I don't mind a long thread when it moves at this pace. Hasn't it been pleasant tonight?
Louie Louie, Gloria, House of the Rising Sun, What'd I Say?, yeah, protest alla way...
Do we really *know* that Louie, Louie isn't a protest song?
What a truly tedious troll.
THE FAG MUST DIE.
Anybody with the keys want to start a new thread? My eyes hurt from scrollitis.
Oh and Fuck Bush!
What ought to scare the shit out of you, my babies, is not that the Cretin Bush and the Sodomite Gannon pulling the wool over folks eyes...its that the 'liberal' media stood by scratching its balls, knowing that something was wrong,...but not knowing what to do.
The best lack all conviction
the worst are full of passionate intensity.
The anti-Christ is here, and he clears brush with his scythe.
What a truly tedious troll.
There are other kinds?
Why is anyone talking about Hilary Clinton? Because Repugs can't get over her? Well, I've been totally dissatisfied with her ever since the big health care debacle of '93.
She was the big point-lady on that, if you remember, and she botched it entirely, trying to please insurance and drug companies, and not doing that even. They hated her and she did nothing populist to maybe get the "plan" passed.
Now she's a senator and she's pro-war. I can't abide any pro-war senator. Does Hilary think she has to be pro-war to please Jewish voters in NY? Or is she pro-war for real? Either way, shove off, Hilary.
Is there anyone here who actually likes Hilary? The best I can say for her is there are so many shitty R senators, she's not quite as awful by contrast. But she is pro-war, and pro-Rice and pro-Gonzales and pro-Negroponte.
Oh--and pro-Clinton too, including herself. Feh!
My eyes hurt from scrollitis.
==
or not.
Central Scrutinizer--kiss, kiss and g'night.
Y'elcome, JftB.
This fire is done caught, and it's starting to burn some famous foots. That's why the bosses flushed all these troll turds on us.
I think the New Yorker is just about to weigh in, and a thread at DU is making hay with DC escort services, Texas ownerships, etc.
I may have to exercise to offset impending popcorn.
-
Do we really *know* that Louie, Louie isn't a protest song?
And here I thought it was a decent drinking song ... whodathunkit?
This Bush embraces the ecuMANical.
He whines to the Pope that all the American Bishops aren't "with him"
He appears at Catholic hating Bobby Ray Jones Unviversity.
He was sent to sow confusion in an American church that doesn't know its ass from a hole in the ground.
He caressed the muslims during the 2000 campaign then betrayed them.
What more evidence do you need.
Texas A&M Aggie?
My eyes hurt from scrollitis.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,
The girl with scrollitis goes by...
Quentin -
The article is an all-encompassing, thoughtful analysis of what we've been living through. The blatent manipulation of public opinion with repetitive lies, until they stick in the general consciousness is particularly odious. The whole piece is excellent.
This paragraph grabbed me:
"The media is in the midst of a transformation which the Bush administration is keen to foster. They have discovered that a partisan and atomised media can be controlled, manipulated and used to an unprecedented degree."
Jenny
The girl with scrollitis scope eyes?
Do we really *know* that Louie, Louie isn't a protest song?
And here I thought it was a decent drinking song ... whodathunkit?
It's a floor wax! It's a desert topping!
Incog -
Would you come to GWDPA's place for a meetup? Not quite Burning Man, but still groovy.
Jenny
Okay. Goodnight everyone. I'm moving and have to pack! Oy.
Jenny
Incognito - The girl with scrollitis scope eyes?
I groan.
I worship.
It's a floor wax! It's a desert topping!
It's a wah gah go *mumble mumble mumble*!
Eli, no, they won't reply til morning. Early to bed, early to rise, etc.
They won;t like it, but, hell,neither did I, obviously, eh???
You will share if you get a response, right?
*puppy dog eyes*
Jenny, just depends on the time of year. Desert southwest can be hotter than a mo/fo in summer. But the desert is where I want to be. We'll ask GWDPA what's the best weather time of year.
I've been thrown to earth with rough duty to find. I warn all of you in this generation that the anti-Christ is among you. You, fallen children, coveters of cartoons... expecting goat horns and three tined pitchforks. This monkey among you, crude and brutish as he is, will cause great harms to the planet. The mother, purpling whore, Barbara Bush sleeps with an untroubled mind.
OK, I'll be a copy cat.
Here's my hunny and me.
Be kind, we were a little buzzed and just got out of the shower.
Her birthday, and I had just ask her to marry me.
You can almost see the ring.
http://tinyurl.com/4p55s
"They have discovered that a partisan and atomised media can be controlled, manipulated and used to an unprecedented degree."
Yeah, but I'd rather it would be that way. What we have now after constant decades of RW yammering, is a belief by the masses that Media is Liberal...which is absolute, total bullshit. Even 'Liberal' papers are corporate toadies. What newspaper have you ever picked up that has a daily "Labor" section or a "Consumer" section? Answer: none. What counterpoint is there anywehere to the 'wall street urinal'?
So what we have is the worst of both worlds: a corporate media that people 'think' is Liberal. I'd rather newspapers attract readers with blatent partisan bias. None of this bullshit 'fairness' crap that doesn't exist anyway.
Let people pick their poison and be open about it. If people want to 'think' the NYT's is Liberal, give 'em some real reasons for thinking that.
"It's a desert topping!"
Varnish?!?
Sorry, it's a geology thing.
Goodnight Jenny.
Jonah Goldberg or Ben Shapiro or some sort of weird Jonah Golberg/Ben Shapiro hybrid monster...
Jonah Goldberg or Ben Shapiro or some sort of weird Jonah Golberg/Ben Shapiro hybrid monster...
cowards:
For Fox, Money Isn't Everything
You'd think Rupert Murdoch would laugh all the way to the bank if the liberal magazine The Nation cut a check to conservative Fox News. But the "fair and balanced" ad staff at FNC have rejected a TV spot that The Nation says Bravo, CNN, MSNBC, and TBS/TNT have accepted.
http://villagevoice.com/blogs/pr...ressclipsextra/
archives/2005/02/for_fox_money_i.php
Here is the best part:
"Asked why Fox rejected The Nation's ad, Fox News Channel spokeswoman Irena Briganti answered, "I guess we're more selective than others.""
yet fox bought 4 ads for the nation mag. fox is afraid The Nation mag might snap some clone drones out of their fox trance. For rubert it's not about the ad money, it's about spreading feed for the cattle.
be careful in the rain jenny from the blog and have a good nite...
No, I don't like Hillary, either.
But, I don't care for the Big Dog.
Never mind his essentially way too centrist politics, whatever he thought would make him electable. (Mind you, I would take decades of him and those like him rather than the neocons.)
What pissed me off royally re: him, finally, was his incredible arrogance, giving in to his satyr-like tendencies while he was in the WH. He KNEW this was eactly what they were looking for him to stumble over, and he took the risk anyway. He compromised ALL of us with that reckless and selfish toss of the dice.
And, shame the fuck on him.
You make a fine-but-rabid-looking couple, agave.
I can just imagine the presentations at the EschaCon:
Okay, we're having an EschaCon and no one told me?
What's the plan guys?
The Big Dog was nuthin' but a Horn Dog.
EschaCon....????
" He compromised ALL of us with that reckless and selfish toss of the dice."
Agree to some extent, to a large extent, I guess. But up til then POTUS could take down his pants and it wasn't discussed in the press...that is, before WJC.
After reading about his Monica exploits, I thought the guy was actually- for all his brilliance- a sad and in some ways pathetic person.
Her birthday, and I had just ask her to marry me.
You can almost see the ring
agave
Good Lord, you two look like you're having fun! Best to you both!
"What's the plan guys?"
Lookin like Phili, Labor Day.
Well, how would you feel if your most shameful moments were published for all to see? Who would like that? I wouldn't. I mean, I've never sucked cock and eaten man-ass for money, but I must have a couple of overdue library books stashed away somewhere.
Hey FLG. There's been lots of talk of Philly on Labor Day. Some of us west coasters expressed a wish for a closer place, and it's pretty much left right there (except that we need to Get Serious about it and Make Plans). NYMary brought up the idea of making it a "seminar", with speakers and everything.
Man, I'm chatty tonight.
The Big Dog was nuthin' but a Horn Dog.
Ah, so what.
Well, if you guys want to go to the desert, please just not in the summer. I can't stand heat.
I can just imagine the presentations at the EschaCon...
I'll be presenting my slideshow on "The Moronic Brownshirt Fuck's Guide to Life™" and autographing copies of the book at the back of the auditorium...
What's the plan guys?
fourlegsgood
It's preliminary right now. I like Burning Man. I've been wanting to go to that thing for years.
Dave, haloscan says you're commenter #666.
Dude.
Well, how would you feel if your most shameful moments were published for all to see?
If I'd put them on the internets for any tom, dick or harry to take a gander at.... well, I'd feel like that's pretty much the way it goes.
Hello, Eschatonians. Here is an exciting Saturday PM for Res ... Watching Howard Dean (and Richard Perle)on CSPAN.
I just love Howard Dean.
jdw,
"Everything changed" with WJC. No media has ever gone after the peccadillos of modern preznits until Bill.
I was SO appalled by the stuff that the Starr people pulled out of all this. It made me realize how completely hypocritical the right was w/respect to the sex thing. I mean, what has it furthered this country to know that WJC put a cigar up Monica's vagine? Did I need to know this, except as a sex tip?
Did my grandkids need to know this??
Did the entire country need to know this?????
Bill knew who he was up against.
Although, maybe that;s not fair. I would never have expected such viciousness.
At any rate, he knew that's the area they were after him about. And he couldn't resist flying in their faces.
He let it be personal....and, because he did, he let us all be fucked over with him.
I dunno. Maybe women would be no better, you know??
I'll be presenting my slideshow on "The Moronic Brownshirt Fuck's Guide to Life™" and autographing copies of the book at the back of the auditorium...
I shall put together a multi-media montage of the mating habits of the common closeted fundie. With special attention to fundius texicanus.
I'd be up for Philly.
Did I misssomething?
The Food and Drug Administration has approved the use of MDMA (the drug more colloquially known as ecstasy) for U.S. vets from Iraq and Afghanistan suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder symptoms (formerly more colloquially known as shell shock). This is part of an encouraging trend in the scientific normalization of formerly forbidden psychedelic and empathogenic substances.
And we criminilaze citizens for usage, right?
For more on young Republican frolic at CPAC, see:
"Conservatives Gone Wild: Life Imitates Art at CPAC"
"Well, if you guys want to go to the desert, please just not in the summer. I can't stand heat."
fourlegsgood 02.19.05 - 11:42 pm
But it's a dry heat.
I'll be presenting my slideshow on "The Moronic Brownshirt Fuck's Guide to Life™" and autographing copies of the book at the back of the auditorium...
dave
Man, that'll be a slim tome...
1)Get up, brush Cheetos from lap.
2)Post moronic, fascistic tripe on liberal blog (that allows me to, by the way).
3)Steal name of female poster and go off on some weird sexist/racist tangent.
4)Pass out in Mom's basement, teenie weenie in hand.
5)GO TO #1.
Heh.
Burning Man is a huge campsite of different people in the middle of the desert. At the end of which, they burn an effegy of a man on a pole. Lot's of other stuff going on in between.
kewl, huh
But it's a dry heat.
Ack.
Doesn't matter. I don't like going places where people have rocks in their yards.
It just isn't natural.
What pissed me off royally re: him, finally, was his incredible arrogance, giving in to his satyr-like tendencies while he was in the WH.
whoa... whoa... lighten up on Clinton, he was president not pope and a damn good one! yes it is a big country and some policies must be centrist if the business pigs who call the shots close off their cash boxes out of spite we are all economically fucked-remember Carter, they just conspired to take the ball off the field and just let country suffer the effect...an ideology is only painted fire the active mission is the real fire and President Clinton was a vital and great spark the movement of some of us progressives that will carry the torch... all the way unto a Kucinich.
Pssst - trolll name stealer. We get it. You're gay and don't like that your friend was ashamed and then outed. Ohhhhh, and that you are terribly embarresed and ashamed too. But really...it's OK. We understand. The Right has made it a vary scary place for you to exist. That's really why you're here, isn't it? Because after all, you know, if you went sniffing around even close to the blogs who you even think support you, they'd disown you too, wouldn't they? Just like Mommy and Daddy did.
What pissed me off royally re: him, finally, was his incredible arrogance, giving in to his satyr-like ten--
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Man, that'll be a slim tome...
I'm padding it with illustrations. Sort of like one of those Mad Magazine "primers"...
.....
1)Get up, brush Cheetos from lap.
2)Post moronic, fascistic tripe on liberal blog (that allows me to, by the way).
3)Steal name of female poster and go off on some weird sexist/racist tangent.
4)Pass out in Mom's basement, teenie weenie in hand.
5)GO TO #1
.....
Wiping tears from eyes - someday I'll have to explain it to the grandkids.
"Although, maybe that;s not fair. I would never have expected such viciousness.
At any rate, he knew that's the area they were after him about. And he couldn't resist flying in their faces."
I'm not so sure you can give him credit for 'knowing' what we all didn't expect, either. In some ways I don't think even he fully realized a lot. A brilliant guy, sure, but a very flawed one.
G'night.
Clinton gets mad props from me because the man got his dick sucked on the job then got impeached and then beat the rap like a motherfucking king.
... haloscan says you're commenter #666.
I bought some stuff at the store earlier today, and the total came to: $6.66.
Spooky!
Eli, oh, yeah! I'll report back whatever response I get!!!
That's right, I'm a P-I-M-P.
Who's your daddy?
ratwing heads explode:
Clear Channel adopts liberal programming on growing number of stations
WXDX-AM -- now known as WDTW-AM -- is one of 22 stations owned by Clear Channel Communications Inc. that have switched to a liberal talk format in the last year. This month, KTLK-AM in Los Angeles became the latest Clear Channel station to adopt the format.
Those who track broadcasting trends say there's money to be made in liberal talk radio. Todd Webster, a consultant for Washington-based liberal talk show producer Democracy Radio, said Clear Channel is expected to introduce the left-leaning format on 20 more stations by the end of the year.
http://www.freep.com/news/
statew...81_20050217.htm
Clinton gets mad props from me because the man got his dick sucked on the job then got impeached and then beat the rap like a motherfucking king.
Old Hat
It's pretty hard to argue with that.
I don't like going places where people have rocks in their yards.
We've got tons of rocks in our yard. but we keep 'em under the grass, where they belong.
"Jeff did his thing,I did my thing."
IOW mutual masterbation.
"who are offended by the horrendous burden seniors are placing on the young "
As senior, I most certainly NOT have consciously placed ANY kind of *burden" on the young.
And, now... they want to say that , by my existence, by my having trusted my
govt, that I am OF-FUCKING-FENDING the young by the *burden* I am placing on
them.....Oh, Goddamn, BITE ME.
Jesus in a prom dress.
Sarah Deere | Email | Homepage | 02.19.05 - 11:01 pm | #
Any historians in the house this late? It is a well known fact that the nazis experimented on their handicapped and expressed beliefs that the old were draining the resources of the young(sons and daughters of the master race).
This nation has been drifting towards a nazi-germany-like state ever since William E. Dodd warned us back in the 1930's that a large number of wealthy industrialists and other corporate tycoons were openly envious of the german state and it's fascist model of efficiency. A model without labor unions or any restrictions on the rich and powerful. Fascism is. afterall. just another name for Corporatism, Mussolini himself stated as such.
We should be wearing symbol-laden armbands and holding bookburnings by 08'.
MYOB'
.
It's a wah gah go *mumble mumble mumble*!
El
Aw, that's just because they had the mic hung way up too high, and the engineer had a date and didn't wanna do another take, and everybody was all hungover and...
Legends spring from such mundane stuff.
Sarah: I don't think Clinton (or anyone, really) understood the strength of the rightwing white noise network until he tripped over his dick. Then it was too late. I can't say I ever really ilikedi his politics, but I did admire how he stood up under the onslaught. He seemed to be the same guy he'd always been. Same with Kerry. I *know* Bush would have cracked like an egg had he been subjected to the kind of treatment Clinton, Gore or Kerry recieved. Hillary I liked a lot at first but she hasn't worn well (like you said, the health care fiasco was a wake-up call).
Varnish?!?
Sorry, it's a geology thing.
Nothing worse than a typo, noticed way, way later.
Hello, Eschatonians. Here is an exciting Saturday PM for Res ... Watching Howard Dean (and Richard Perle)on CSPAN.
I just love Howard Dean.
Res Ipsa Loquitor
INDEED! What a panel. Perle's horns are very well camouflaged, I must add.
man there is some dude flamencoing the fuck out of the classical guitar
on my local cable access channel...jeez he is flippin unconcious
Clinton standing up solo against every right wing vampire in America, every newspaper, every cable "news" show and every puritan moralist fuckhead in America and still beating them and retiring the most popular president was an artful, spectacular political coup.
You've got to hand it to him, for all of his self-destructiveness, he was a political grandmaster.
come see rants
Hillary I liked a lot at first but she hasn't worn well (like you said, the health care fiasco was a wake-up call).
I like Hillary. I think she's been a good senator, as senators go. She's done pretty well by upstate NY. Also, she pisses off the wingnuts, and I approve of anyone who makes wingnuts throw their weenie tantrums.
http://jujubawana.blogspot.com/
Perle does look less... self-contained. That bulk of evil looks shaggy at the edges.
Sort of like Orwell's Kurtz with a bad hair day.
Wonder how his French villa is doing?
...then beat the rap like a motherfucking king.
Old Hat
Damn. You got that right.
I bought some stuff at the store earlier today, and the total came to: $6.66.
Spooky!
dave
Don't you just love it when the cashier is a Jeezer and really really wants you to buy a piece of gum or a rubber band to take the horrible number off her machine?
It's happenned a couple times, and I just smile and shake my horns...
It has been revealed that the anti-Christ Bush ridiculed Gore in 2000 because he admitted marijuana use. He ridiculed him not because he smoked marijuana, but because he 'admitted' it. Will this story have legs? Or will Evangelical anti-Christians buy him a bong and say it is as it should be?
Rah roh, things are heating up.
Anybody give up anything for Lent?
Shameless blogwhore alert:
Sex Toy Blogging™ - Special Lent Edition
Or, How to Buy a Ticket Straight to Hell.
I'm pretty sure I may have bought a permanent pass for this one.
he was a political grandmaster.
agreed, moreover i, and it may just be me, truly believe he is a good man with a genuine love for this country and its people... a Rhodes Scholar with a heart for the world...
hell, may he obtain the joy of a thousand thousand raging hummers...
It has been revealed that the anti-Christ Bush ridiculed Gore in 2000 because he admitted marijuana use. He ridiculed him not because he smoked marijuana, but because he 'admitted' it. Will this story have legs? Or will Evangelical anti-Christians buy him a bong and say it is as it should be?
James Jesus Rimbaud
what makes this story so interesting is that its on tape. Do you think we shall ever hear it?
If you go to that site I posted, read the 5th comment down.....
Going out. I'll check later to see if a night shift is working. Or maybe tomorrow. Goodnight all.
Thersites and Old Hat make a great point: if you judge someone by their enemies, the Clintons might just well have been the reincarnations of FD and Eleanor Roosevelt.
Trent Duffy does not deny the authenticity of the tapes, says the GOVERNOR was casually speaking with someone he thought was a friend. Notice the whiney tone of betrayal. Notice he says The GOVERNOR. A uniquely Baptist hillbilly trick. Born again every minute...never have to own up to a sin. The GOVERNOR is another. It is not George W. Bush.
My God these dissemblers must be cast into the fires of hell.
All, I would take the Clintons over ANYONE in the Bush cabal, believe me.
I'm just being like the person who's bitched because they were hung with a new rope, if you know what I mean.
SD
You've got to hand it to him, for all of his self-destructiveness, he was a political grandmaster.
Old Hat
that is true, and the smartest president we've had in 40 years.
that said, didn't like him.
hillary may even be smarter, but i like her even less.
then again, compared to what we have.
We've got tons of rocks in our yard. but we keep 'em under the grass, where they belong.
Well, THAT's a relief.
Now, where do you keep your pineapple?
Incog: John A. at Americablog is warning people to be sceptical, because now's the time that the Rovian disinformation machine kicks in.
And we know how Rove works: tell the truth and attach a tar baby. Then expose the tar baby, and everyone forgets about the truth. (That's why I think Rove had a hand in supplying the dodgy memos to Burkett, and thus to CBS.)
So we've reached the point where it's safest not to believe any more revelations and random shit about Jimmy Jeff, because you just know that Rove and co. are looking for the equivalent to the CBS memos, to make Asscracker at Poweslime and the LGFuckwits turn on their heels and say 'oh, this is a story after all, and it's all about the EVIL LEFTIES!!!'
Am I the first to wonder if some reporter is going to unearth a White House Enemas List...?
new thread
perle is an evil greedy posturing nut who has convinced his natural avarice of a faux political altruism,
a doublethink his chimp-puppet will never have the capacity to appriciate
Incog, well, well, well.....
Do you think that's authentic? what does your gaydar tell you?
New sheets (2 sets!)
And we know how Rove works: tell the truth and attach a tar baby. Then expose the tar baby, and everyone forgets about the truth. (That's why I think Rove had a hand in supplying the dodgy memos to Burkett, and thus to CBS.)
Yes. I've been waiting to see what the strategy was going to be, but they've been very quiet.
They must be working on getting their stories straight.
incog, for once, i agree with you:
I have a pretty good idea how Gannon got the WH press pass.
I am a gay white male. In 1970 I was the national committeeman for the Young Republicans from a Southern state. I attended the YR National Convention in June of 1970 in Phonex, AZ. I met K. Rove at the convention and went to the bar for drinks.
We had sex at the Del Web Townhouse we left the bar. I was in the closet until I was in my 40’s. Karl needs to get out of the closet.
Connect the dots.
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well incog. i checked it out. all i can say is thom has horrible taste.
but there is a real scandal here, and it's not the sex.
clinton was a fairly good president. i have always maintained that he deserved a blowjob.
hell, may he obtain the joy of a thousand thousand raging hummers...
him and me both... amen
Olaf...he deserved the blow job.
Yeah, I suppose he did.
But I sure wish he hadn'tbeen caught - and, because he was, and because we ALL got fucked when he did, it was non-concensual sex, y'know?
So...............he risked so very much, got caught, and we ALL pay.
Not so good, eh?
Mmmm. Jonah Goldberg. First, I'll stick my man-meat in his man-pussy while I gently squeeze his man-boobs. Then I'll get lupen on his ass ...
You're sick.
Olaf glad and big: clinton was a fairly good president. i have always maintained that he deserved a blowjob.
Me too -- just like for anyone that close to the launch codes. In fact, blowjobs should be regularly scheduled for those folx.
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maybe ive been living a little too long under political correct terms, but the fact that you mentioned two very jewish names and then insulted their appearances, leads me to take some offense. insult their politics, fine. insult their jewish faces, not cool. i am not ugly.
...and a purse-sized bulge of flab where their penesis should be.
Good night, everybody! And remember, if you must drink and drive... drive real slow!
Atrios:
How do you know they looked like Jonah Goldberg? Were they all wearing their white feathers?
that's hot.
AM I really first - fuck bush.
Ha ha ha ha - I was, I was
CPAC kids, huh? They all looked alike? Maybe it's one of those pod thingies.
Oh, what an evil trick... I was thinking I was on the real eschaton... then I got to looking at all the other post and there were NO COMMENTS. I could be first on all!
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